What things are you still bitter about, /co/?
>>154572577>reading TMNT Adventures>starts meh and childish but grow to like it>series becomes pretty badass with new exciting characters and interesting developments (time travel, bloodshed, Mikey loses his eyesight, war with literal Devil etc)>editors hate that and want it to be "family-friendly">get promised a great final arc that ties all the loose ends and finally shows Shredder as a serious threat instead of a goofy-ass loser as he'd been all series>gets axed >god-awful two-part filler as "the ending">years later, "we are still going to deliver it!" ads get published>cautiously excited>it never fucking comes outAt least fans actually writing and publishing it themselves. Fuck the editors, man, seriously. Every goddamn time. If they didn't want series to turn dark, then what's the point of NOT correcting course years before? Isn't that your job?My first experience with shitty editorial. If they didn't want series to turn dark, then what's the point of NOT correcting course years before? Isn't that your job as editors?
Everything to do with DC Super Hero Girls (Faust version). That show had the makings of greatness and then Cartoon Network just fucking killed it. And it WAS killed, I'm convinced somebody working at CN had it out for the show. Airing it at terrible timeslots, never airing reruns, slashing production of the second season. This show was murdered and I HATE it because it's one of the more enjoyable things of the last decade.I've legitimately despised Cartoon Network ever since, and I kind of hope WB goes bankrupt just because of this. It'd be no more than what they deserved.
>>154572577pic related series still being produced
Bone adaptations being cursed to die.
Quesada era Marvel were everybody became a an obnoxious degenerate.
>>154572577>we were robbed of at least three more seasons of Steven Universe because Sugar insisted on the wedding>Monty Oum's death>the MLAATR anime that never got off the ground>STAS originally being closer to the Golden/Silver Age comics
>>154572577the batman who laughsthe rape of doctor manhattan's character and lore
>>154572602I'll tell you what happened: it was a Girl Show. Specifically a Superhero Girl Show. Network execs would literally rather kill themselves than let those icky girls have fun.
>>154572598The original Mirage comic didn't even get a ending it just stops and we get a splash page.
>>154572577I mourn the premature deaths of Earth's Mightiest Heroes and Spectacular Spider-Man, the last good Marvel cartoons. But what I truly despise is the fact that I'm consistently relieved they can't be revived due to the legal limbo they're in. Greg Weisman has completely lost my trust after Young Justice proved he needs tard wranglers restraining him and not creative freedom, and I know that any EMH revival would result in losing the circumstances contributed to its quality, especially as they wouldn't resist the urge to "modernize".It just reminds me that practically everyone in the industry today are objectively degraded from the people they once were (for the veterans) or blatantly inferior to the people before them (for the new ones).
>>154572577the list of things I've let go of would be a lot shorter.Just everything where they ruined it with faggotry, trannies, racist recasting, recasting because somebody got canceled over some bullshit, or.. just everything that was great but then came back after its finale and sucked.
>>154572598I meandid anyone really want those in literally 'the comic of the cartoon except even toonier-looking' ?
>>154572653>wanting more of SUyou really are a braindead cretin, aren't you?
>>154572577Gambit being activity fucked on by the writers of Deadpool, Thor, and one other I can't remember offhand, because his 99 run was outselling them by a significant amount, so they went to Bob Harris and convinced him to include Gambit's ongoing to add to the cutting room floor during a time they were canceling X-Men solo books because they weren't turning a dime, even though Gambit's was actually one of the most successful runs they had at that given year.It's maddening and I wonder what the next arc could have had if it didn't get the axe because the writer for that series was great
>>154573011Ever since they successfully ousted Shooter and thus won the right to no longer be accountable to anyone as a job requires, the comics offices have become such high school cliquey bullshit straight out of Mean Girls. Look at the entire saga regarding the Brand New Day acolytes on Spider Man.
>>154573024>Marvel does the best it's ever done under Shooter>dumb hippies (and Byrne) successfully run him off>Marvel never does that well againDoes anybody who's ever written for Marvel since ever bothered to think that maybe they NEED the firm hand of a strong editor to achieve their maximum potential? Or is the whole company basically crabs in a bucket?
>>154572598I still want Null to come back. He was a terrifying villain who should have been a lot more popular in the fandom than he is. He should have been in the 2012 cartoon. The fem version in IDW is nothing like him here.
>>154573040Aren't there stories of the Bullpen just being and acting like a frat house, trash everywhere the place stunk of weed?
>SatAM elements stripped away to force more game elements instead of them being two worlds>Ian Flynn stops a return of SatAM Robotnik, due to him having a bias for more than one Robotnik existing despite their being tons of variants of him existing in the games and shows>Fiona's heel turn never explained>Scourge and his FF pals having no character direction at all>All villains forced to become subservient minions to Eggman and heavily nerfed.>Never reach the highs of Endgame ever again of a proper Sonic vs Eggman final battle for the ages>Fandom suffering from toxic shippers and elitists throughout the entire run making the community a shit hole>No reprints>No proper trade paperbacks or hardcovers made
>>154573040>Does anybody who's ever written for Marvel since ever bothered to think that maybe they NEED the firm hand of a strong editor to achieve their maximum potential? Or is the whole company basically crabs in a bucket?I personally blame the mythologizing of Executive Meddling as inherently at odds with the creative process. Always framed as mean 'ol suits ruining the "vision" when in actuality, in many cases the writer has gotten too wrapped up in themselves to realize that the idea is shit because they're too close to it, or is seething about being told "no" and/or reminded that they have an audience to consider.
Jeff Loveness's Nova run being smothered in the crib.Having Dick and Sam essentially be a space-faring Batman and Robin was such a cool idea, and I'm not even sure if the two have interacted since the book was canned. I actually stopped buying floppies for the most part because having this book die really made it hit home how voting with my wallet wasn't doing shit. I also wonder if having this book die broke something in Loveness, because he went off to the Rick & Morty camp and never wrote anything good again.>>154572602This is just what CN does with every show that isn't TTG. I saw it happen myself with Sonic Boom.>>154573067Maybe not "final battle for the ages", but the LIMIT fight from #175 always struck me as one of the coolest, most memorable fights the two have had. Reading it as a kid felt like a moment where shit got very real.
>>154572577Streaming kind of ruining cartoon discourse cause entire shows are just dumped and thus everyone is forced to binge watch and thus the shows fandom lasts the life span of a summer may fly before everyone collectively forgets about it. You don't get time to stew over an episode and speculate what will happen next.
>>154573171I feel like entire seasons being "done in advance" also had a negative effect on how writers approach writing episodically. Pacing feels more like I'm watching a movie with awkward cuts than watching "episodes".
>>154573194It's like we've looped back to movie serials.
>>154573024>>154573040Obligatory letter from Vince Colletta after Shooter was ousted from Marvel:>Marvel Editors…you are the droppings of the creative world. You were destined to float in the cesspool till urine logged and finally sink to the bottom with the rest of the shit but along came Jim Shooter who rolled up his sleeves and rescued you.>He gave you a title, respectability, power and even a credit card that you used and abused. He made you the highest payed Editors in the history of the business. He protected you against all that would tamper with your rights, your power and your pocketbook.>He backed you against all Prima Donna free lancers no matter how big…his pockets were always open to you. No cry of help was too small for him to turn his back on.>As heard in the "Brass" section of the company…"He never asked for anything for himself…always for his men.">The roof over your head, the clothes on your back, the car you drive and the trinkets you buy for your blind wives and girlfriends you owe to the Pittsburg kid.>For all he did for you…you repayed him by attacking him like a pack of yellow, prickless faggots. Ripping away his flesh from his body and laughing and pounding your chest like conquering ghouls and long after his bones were dry you continued to pour salt on them to squeeze every ounce of pain out of him.>Not the slightest whimper or cry or tear came out of this man. With you still biting at his ankles, he put on his coat and walked away…>Displaying more class and poise in defeat than all of you did in victory…Jesus had one Judas…Jim had many, those that speared him and worse, those that watched…>I stuck by him and for that you've nailed me on the same cross…I thank you for that…It's an honor to be crucified with Jim Shooter…a man who none of you will ever be.>--Vince Colletta
>>154572577Disney buying Fox just in time to kill the Mouseguard movie. I'd talk to Peterson at cons about it. He was totally was blindsided by it. Of course, he also had given them them the videogame rights which didnt default back to him and will remain in limbo for a few more years. So Peterson is sitting on his hands and cant make games, films, and anything but books about Mouseguard just to make the humiliation complete.Worse still. There was no concrete excuse. As far as I can tell someone at Disney said something about how they already have a mouse movie and thats it. I dont know if that was a dumb rumor or did an exec think it would compete with the Paul Rudd series or what.To beat home my hatred, this movie was already in production. They had the physical models and art done and were doing animations, not yet doing fur renders. They cancelled it at a time where it made two years of everyone's time and probably several millions absolutely wasted.
>>154573536OP, you should just kill yourself at this point.
>>154572577Tadc movie flopping
>>154572577Miraculous Ladybug becoming a 3DCG monster of the week show that goes nowhere instead of something closer to the PV. I stopped watching after season 2.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlwV3scCgAM
>>154572577Hmmmmm, let's see.Bat-embargo and never getting Batgirl in JLU is a big one.Stargirl not getting another season.Cleopatra in Space ending on a cliffhanger.Star vs. botched ending.Pretty much all of modern pop culture being complete shit.
>>154572577The Dark Crystal series on Netflix getting shitcanned after 1 SeasonYou'd think someone would want their own "LotR" series or anything with name brand recognition on it like The Jim Henson Company but I guess Boss Baby was too lucrative of a concept to not share the funding to other shows
>>154572577I'm still bitter about how discourse regarding /co/ media has degraded to the point where we have almost nothing beyond culture war shitflinging, pseudo-intellectual word-vomit and some of the most pants-on-head retarded takes I've ever heard, usually spewed from fanfiction-brained shippers and chronically-online waifufags, some of whom have managed to force the hands of creators or, worse yet, became creators themselves.
It's more like bitter resignation at this point but it still sucks that the last season of venture bros was hacked into the movie that was not a satisfying conclusion to the series but used all the plot points ensuring we will never get a proper final season even if the opportunity presented itself for some reason.
>>154573561It flopped?
>>154572577OMD.
Barbara Gordon no longer being wheelchair bound.These fucking ghouls will scream up and down about representation but ill never forget how they cheered after taking away the character that represented me.
Morrison's Action Comics being ruined by Morales' god awful ugly art. Ellis' Injection being cut short by his cancellation
RWBY Ironwood treatment, especially when their "plans" was getting bailed out by the authors
>>154573536This is the only post here that has the name "Paul" in it.
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>>154574761>Fans sympathize too much with Ironwood in Volume 7 due to trusting the protagonists immediately (a faith they betray by lying to him - after spending V6 whining about Ozpin doing so), being as helpful as he can, having an ACTUAL PLAN with the Amity Satellite to get comms back up, and his main detractor Robyn being a bitch (plus the whole "Salem the immortal is coming personally" thing making his sap decision to cut losses and abandon Mantle seem reasonable)>First thing the writers do to try and turn the audience against him is shoot a civilian councilman in the face in V8's first episode, then later nonsensically threaten to nuke Mantle himself while Salem is taken out anticlimactically by Ozpin's Cane-bomb Ex Machina
>>154574872>Then later nonsensically threaten to nuke Mantle himself reminder the writers call holding a city at gunpoint a genocide
>>154572577Grant Morrison and Jim Lee bitching out with their Wildcats relaunch. I never got excited about comics the same way after getting cock teased with this.
>>154573695Can’t have a story about an unduly lauded holy class of ugly beaked monsters poisoning the world and preparing a genocide of the local magnanimous people in THIS climate, people might start making parallels about their own situation, there.
>>154572577still mad>>154573077pretty much, a good editor should be challenging ideas, if the creator is confidant they should be able to fight for it or give up if its a weaker one, it can go both ways sure, but the idea they are just leeches is a bad mindset. pic related is a good example of someone who needed an editor or a producer to keep them on track
>>154572577no dark crystal season2!
>>154573787What sucks to me is it’s all disingenuous discourse. I no longer believe the people are actually interested in talking about cartoons. They just want a reaction to whatever they post, like literal children crying for attention.
Disney still owns Fox.
>>154574814Yeah...
Common Side Effects not getting the recognition it truly deserves. I will die on that hill saying that the first season is the greatest execution for an animated series. I took a long break from /co/ and it happened at the time Common Side Effects came out. I just want to enjoy another good general thread of a show I enjoy. What we have now for generals are sickening?>Am I so out of touch? No, it's the children who are wrong.
>>154572577Disney raping the public domain into oblivion
>>154572602It had the unfortunate fate of being a DC show on Cartoon Network. It's like every one of those shows was intentionally sabotaged and killed by Cartoon Network. Buried in the worst time slots they could get and never reran. Their treatment of their DC shows was very and obviously intentional.
>>154572653>MLAATR anime that never got off the groundThe what? There was an anime version of that show being talked about? Like seriously talked about or just speculation?
He didn't listen...
>>154576193Like what they did with pulling DC Nation, so they could later announce YJ and GL:TAS were cancelled and burn off their remaining episodes when it was too late to save them.
>>154573011>writers of DeadpoolJoe Kelly?
>>154572577Constant rape of Avatar franchiseMegas XLR cancelledThe Critic webisodesMission Hill cancelledMotor City cancelledKilling Joke movieDark Crystal cancelledDragon PrinceDucktales rebootBoondocks Season 4Rescue Rangers Movie. I just really dislike it overall, the Gadget thing was bad but there was way worst shit that people don't even talk about.
>>154576239Pretty much. It was like after the initial run of DC animated shows in the late 90s and Teen Titans Cartoon Network decided they never wanted another to be popular and they drowned them all out. I can't help but wonder if it's in some wild attempt to support Go they've been doing this. To try to avoid any possibility of conflicting interpretations of the characters being an issue for the audience they assume can't tell them apart.
>>154572577Mr. Mind getting shafted in the Shazam movies
>>154572577Hanazuki season 2 being slice of life garbage.
>>154572848Cope
>>154572577We never got Dino complete vision of Moral Orel
>>154576021Everyone on the internet suddenly became twelve years old.
>>154572643Good. It dodged a bullet.
>>154573787way too many boards have gone to complete shit
>>154573787this is just the internet in general now, just look at the discourse around starfox and how like 90% is just blatant fandom squatting.its the result of the internet becoming peoples primary source of entertainment as well as a source of income, so everyone is jumping on every hint of a trend they can and picking random sides to bet on
>>154573445Vince was a terrible inker but damn was he a bro for this>least loyal italian
>>154572577>Samurai Jack ending with Jack alone and unlikely to see his friends ever again>Spiderverse getting popular and making Miles stick around for longer>TCW and Rebels being baby shows that contradict the EU and make it worse>Bruce sperm gun from Batman Beyond>Viv actively ruining two shows and unironically finishing one with a care bear stare
>>154572643That's a good thing. I can't even decide on how old Bone's voice should be.
>>154572577Dan Didio shitcanning Cassandra Cain for 20 years and outright prohibiting writers like Grant Morrison from using her because he personally didn't like the character. I will never forgive this shit, not ever. He did so much damage to one of the best characters ever conceived that it can never be repaired, all for nothing.I will go shit on his grave when he dies.
I am still bitter about syn-bionic titan.it was an amazing show and lessons in love is one of the best episodes ever made.>>154572602holly shit, I came here to post this lmao.season 1 was so good
>>154572577The ending of Bone. Even when I read it as a kid it made no goddamned sense and years later it still doesn't. There is absolutely no good fucking reason for the Bone brothers to leave the Valley after their respective arcs other than for the story's convoluted need to have it end where it started.
>>154572577>My sister running away, getting knocked up, getting addicted to drugs and getting knocked up again by a different guy, then doing more drugs and now we aren't sure where she is.
>>154572577Disney buying Star Wars. It was 13 years ago and I'm still mad. I think I'm going to spend the rest of my life being mad about it. For /co/ specifically, I hate how the Clone Wars became the blueprint for the next 10 years of Star Wars content instead of just another cool thing for the pile. Plus there was a noticeable decline in quality when it came back after the buyout.
>>154577142Oh you meant /co/ relatedShe met the first guy at a comic book store.
>>154572577Tron Uprising. Legacy was awesome, and Uprising, with its stylized-as-fuck animation aesthetic, great voice acting, and fucking kino score was one of the best action series to come out of Disney in decades.And then they went and stuck it on DisneyXD, on Sunday nights, at fucking midnight. All because Disney purchased Star Wars and some faggot executive decided that Disney was only allowed to have one sci-fi property so the others all needed to be fucking smothered in their crib.
That a guy who despises comic book movies and superheroes is in charge of the DC film division. In 5 years, the closest thing he's done to a faithful adaptation is Superman and he still fucked the character up, along with several unrelated ones.
>>154577079>Samurai Jack ending with Jack alone and unlikely to see his friends ever againBut the whole point was for him to get back to the past (Samurai Jack) and prevent Aku from ever creating that world in the first place. But yeah they did do it pretty poorly, and gave a slightly different ending in the game.>Spiderverse getting popular and making Miles stick around for longerYes>TCW and Rebels being baby shows that contradict the EU and make it worseI remember TCW being decently fucked up at times. >Bruce sperm gun from Batman BeyondYes, best thing to come out of it are memes>Viv actively ruining two shows Yeah that was fucked>finishing one with a care bear stareWhat?
>>154572577No Mao Mao Season 2No Toil & TroubleNetflix cancelling cartoonsThe Death of Cartoon NetworkNickelodeon's 2018 Pilots Still in the VaultThe current state of the animation industry
>>154577829Disney buying Blue Sky...No Anubis...I could go on
>>154572577The usualThe Good Avengers show being cancelled so that they can force out really half assed Movie synergy tie-in cartoons instead for the next decade. Thundercats reboot being unceremoniously cancelled for a more toyetic show, and everyone considering that it was a miserable failure that no one watched.Disney buying Star Wars so they can have a boy's demographic brand and then immediately putting all their Freeform executives in charge of it who just continue doing what they always did, make YA novel style girls series out of it starring the exact same faces and personalities that make up every Freeform series.
>>154572577Green Lantern after 60 years of being a B and C grade book FINALLY gets a really good run under a good writer, becomes one of the top books in DC, finally made something, people care about the franchise, the villains are upgraded into something likable for once,...and it all gets torn down by a really shitty movie adaptation by a guy who specifically wanted to make a movie with jets in it. Earner and DC decide the general public hates the concept of Green Lantern, he stops appearing in everything, no more movies, shows, or cartoon appearances anywhere, 5th rate writers are slapped onto the book because DC considers it to be a 5th rate concept all over again.Now Green Lantern only exists as a vehicle to make a JLA minority character of the week, to be immediately tossed out in favor of a new one a year or two later.
>>154572577The Heroes for Hire #13 cover controversy, which was the first time I understood what a SJW was before we had that term. From that moment on, people should have been on guard, but instead, everyone capitulated to them, and we have been suffering under their boot ever since. You cowards.
>>154573825I'm with you in that it sucks that the creators got ratfucked out of Season 8 but by their own admission they only had about 4 episodes mostly finished when the axe came down (Doc Hammer being a paraplegic around this time really seemed to hurt their script output). I have an ounce of hope that maybe we'll get another long-form special or something but yeah, the Season 8 dream is dead.It'd be awesome if the 2 of them would try to write something else but at least Doc seems to be very ride-or-die for Venture Bros. only.
>>154572577Disney's cannibalizing of Hulk. They took one of the most modular characters in their possession, have done nothing with him but make him a comic relief sidekick, and gave one of his most popular stories to Thor's faggot director. Why the fuck would you make Planet Hulk into a Thor movie?
>>154573825>>154577978tfw I'll never get to see Season 8 with my future grandchildren in 20 years.
>>154577989Plus add onto She-Hulk being a braying jackass.
>>154572577I will never see this return.
>>154572644What do you mean? His good friend Black Cat came over for a nice chat and sat on the couch and now he's sad because it's destroyed.
>>154577978I cannot really say Venture Brothers was screwed over after it had an incredibly good run for over 20 years. When Adult Swim routinely cancels things after the first season 90% of the time. Venture Brothers had a ridiculously long run for decades. It was definitely not cut short.
>>154572577Arkham Knight was ALMOST a superior Red Hood.If they made his motivation that Jason realized his entire life AND his death was about Bruce, it would've been perfect.Make it so>Jason's dad was a mob enforcer caught by Batman. Jason later forgives Bruce for this because ultimately Bruce was in the business of putting criminals away>Jason's mom began using Jason to get money for her drug addiction since prices had gone up from Batman putting dealers away>Jason was only adopted by Bruce because Bruce had empty nest syndrome from the awful falling out between he and Dick>Jason was tortured and subsequently killed by Joker specifically to bother Bats>Bruce made a fake death for Jason in order to protect his cover>Talia revived Jason specifically as an olive branch to get back with Bruce after their first breakupMake it completely believable for him that no one ever gave a fuck about him. Make him a more tragic Prometheus.
>>154577855>Disney buying Star Wars so they can have a boy's demographic brand and then immediately putting all their Freeform executives in charge of it who just continue doing what they always did, make YA novel style girls series out of itThey tried to do similar bullshit with fucking Marvel and Indiana Jones. I don't understand these people.
>>154576999Sounds like he's utterly loyal to me. He went down with his bro with a smile.
>>154572577>What things are you still bitter about, /co/?/co/. It should have aged with me having Socratic debates about the political alignment of Top Cat’s crime syndicate or the series progression of Raven’s ass instead of regressing into some kind of anti-fun autist schizo daycare. I blame (You) personally.
>>154573695Netflix's business model is getting as big a subscriber bump they can in the first season. After that their metrics show later seasons don't really move that needle so they don't care. They've talked openly about this in various articles. It's why they always seem to abandon even very popular shows. Unlike traditional studios/networks who look at ratings, their only concern is getting and maintaining more subscribers.
>>1545737874chan in general was way past its prime when the big hack happened, now what's left is a shambling corpse.
Next to Avengers #200 this is the most misogynistic thing Marvel has ever printed.
I came into this thread expecting the "they didn't get the spices right" quote
>>154573787Because there is barely any media coming out these days to talk about.We no longer live in a world where where 20-30 new shows appear every fall, with climax season/series endings around December/January, with about 10-15 more shows appearing on the landscape in early spring for sweeps. In the past we would have had 20 different somethings new like an episode to talk about every single week.We live in a world where the major streaming service providers make seasons consisting of about 6 episodes, and a new season happens every 2-3 years, and there are only about 10 total new shows out each year. And indy studios churn out episodes of a new animated series at the snail's pace of 1 episode every 3-4 months at a time. The animation industry has basically collapsed three years ago. The movie industry also mostly collapsed except for the random big tentpole $200million movie that Disney or Warner churns out every 5ish months. Majority of those ending in miserable failure. So the only things left to talk about are the big movies that ended in failure, or the new episode of some indy YouTube series, since there really is nothing else to talk about. It's the Decline Era anon, we live in the past because there is no future.
>>154579108>It's the Decline Era anon, we live in the past because there is no future.This is a frustratingly true statement. We live in a world where we are ruled by senile 80 somethings that desperately want to force everyone into a rose colored image of 40 something years ago.The only new media is just remakes and updates of something that was made 40+ years agoThe only music we have are endless 80s songs from 40 years agoNo one is looking ahead or making anything new, it's only remember the past, talk about the past, try to live in the past as much as possible.Meanwhile the entertainment industry has suffered loss after loss after devastating loss so for entertainment we really are living in the decline era of our society.
>>154578613We have Mike Lazzo to thank for it sticking around as long as it did. Prom Night could have served as a great series finale but then they got renewed for a 5th season, then a 6th season, and then 7 & 8 were greenlit together if memory serves.I disagree that it wasn't cut short because there was absolutely a plan for more before the pivot to the movie forced them to take a hand grenade to their original plans.We were blessed to get those extra 3 seasons plus the movie but it still stings knowing that more was in store and the creators still had sauce left in their bottle.
>>154577891Man, Kyle was so cool.
>>154576130Man I completely forgot this even existed. All I remember that was notable was mike judge having a hand in it
>>154576873and the 12 years olds are being paid to do it
>>154572577I'm not bitter about anything. At worst I'm mildly disappointed.
>>154577891Which run is that? The Geoff Johns stuff? Blackest night looks cool.
>>154572577Obligatory shared mutual loathing of modern Marvel Editorial, now out of excuses, market share and time but still holding on because these hack frauds know they can't possibly cut it in any other industry without the mouse money to keep their dead IP farmstead empty.The Brevoort mandate, and effectively every embittered degenerate at editorial who missed what made KLH work except for the most superficial elements. All the worst decisions about ASM stem from wanting to keep a version of Silver Age Peter alive and stunted.It's like that Simpson joke about Cletus needing to keep nothing growing on his paddock.
>>154572643This is something I'm forever thankful for.>>154577104I always read Phoney in a Wallace Shawn type voice. Fone Bone is perhaps a kind of Billy West I think would be good. Smilkey is hard to place. Maybe kind of Yogi Bearish.
You know it was coming. It's a safe answer. But I don't care. And it's been decades.
>>154576181This is the biggest one. So many good comics and cartoons don't have a way to purchase them and the publisher's gone under, but if YOU try to print/publish it your ass will get sued.Even worse is when they own the media, but just keep it hostage and will not let you have it. Disney again is the worst with this. Where's my fucking Infinity gauntlet book or Frank Miller daredevil omni? Why can't I read those stories? Where's my unbutchered Scrooge McDuck collecfion? Where's the theatrical cut of Star Wars, you assholes bought fox so now you own that too.
The cancellation of Spectacular and EMH is one of the greatest tragedies to face action animation. I understand Spidey was rights issues, but Avengers was pure intentional retardation
Canada going from 55% homegrown content to 35% has completely killed our animation industry. We don't make anything like ReBoot or Beast Wars anymore.
You know what upsets me the most? The realization that I can't get upset anymore. Nothing surprises me anymore. I expect the worst out of everything. Even if something decent comes along I don't trust it will last. And i just can't get passionate about things I used to love.
>>154572577Mao Mao getting cancelled
>>154579582We were told the series emotional heart being ripped out would be worth the stories to follow, that the marriage was holding back.Two decades on and we are STILL fucking waiting.We've got puppet parodies of characters now that just react to endless events. Peter is a nub of a character without anything beyond the suit. MJ lived her living nightmare with a Clyde without comment or inner monologue because she's a husk of a Human being. More catch-phrase than character.Editorial really stole their souls.
>>154579778You retards ruined that shit with your faggotry.
>>154579793See that's the tragic part. If this took the character and series into actually interesting and meaningful places I might have accepted it. I wouldn't be happy but I could accept. Even the post OMD stuff that was decent, was only ever just decent. There's been moments of occasionally entertaining stuff but it still all just feels like it's going through the motions. It's hollow. And the biggest issue here is that they can't even commit to the actual new change. They constantly bait fans by keeping Mary Jane around and teasing if they're gonna fall back in love. I'll give Spencer some credit for trying but editorial cock blocked him hard. It's all just noise. You want to know what I think the saddest part is? Let's say they do buckle. Let's say they undo OMD and we can all move on with our lives. It still won't matter. The new marriage, the new romance, will just exist to overlap and replace the older better stories and going back really just shows the past couple decades have been absolutely meaningless. I worry it's almost just too late. 20 years of this shit. DC undid the new 52 after like what? 6? Not a short time but not a lifetime.
>No mention of Adventure Time or Finn or Princess Bubblegum or MarcelineIs /co/ healing?
>>154579865You can't get emotional highs like your pic because things are shallower by design.As a feat, when objectively compared to the more ludicrous stuff Spider-Man pulls off in modern series, digging yourself out of a grave is comparatively humble. It's not even unique to comic book characters.But because JMD absolutely nailed the emotional connection, the yearning and stakes to perfectly marry the art, it elevates the act and story to something else.He can't have a connection like this to anyone except Aunt May, which is giving him all sorts of creepy Oedipal tones over time as he won't develop any deep connection with anyone as they get clipped in the wings by the mandate.Just evergreen overgrown manchild quipping and thwipping in a spider-saturated New York along with all the others. Nothing matters. None of this matters.That said, whilst I don't think they will just retcon twenty years (even if that is effectively what they did with their lazy never married retcon), they will with a changing of a guard finally lack the sunk cost hurt ego at the top keeping them out of step with the rest of the much more lucrative franchise which saw the forest for the trees decades ago.
>>154573169>Sonic BoomWasn't that Dead on Arrival because Sega's multi-media marketing strategy was ruined by the leading element, the game, being poorly received? It was too late the cancel the cartoon but there was no way they'd put more money into it. It's said that's WHY it's the way it is; there were no stakes and the staff could do what they wanted.
When Joe Quesada kicks the the bucket, His grave is 100% going to be unmarked. Because people will make pilgrimages just to piss on his grave.
>>154579965At this point it's more than Joe Q, everyone who had a hand in BND has gotten to the run to the point we're having a second secret cousin plot on our way to #1000.Because that's what a barrel sounds like when you've scraped past the bottom.
>>154579909I cannot tell why anyone would still actually care about adventure time. It was a 7/10 show at best. There have been worse betrayals.
>>154579958The problem is that so many stories today are short sighted and immediate and yet somehow long and draw out at the same time. Nobody wants to put in the leg work to develop these characters over the years it took for all our most memorable stories but they want to catch the same highs right out the gate and it doesn't work. Books don't even last a fraction of the time they used to so everything has to rush rush rush but in a book like ASM the big changes were gradual. They took time. Gwen was around for 8 years before she died. And this was 8 years silver age time were single issues were more impactful and they didn't take a whole year to tell one story.
>>154577989I thought there was still some lingering contractual obligation with the Hulk's film rights that basically left no room for him to be anything BUT a sidekick in the MCU and never the main character on his own quest.
>>154577891>Earner and DC decide the general public hates the concept of Green Lantern, he stops appearing in everything, no more movies, shows, or cartoon appearances anywhereDon't forget that whenever he does appear in things, Halloween is treated like a joke and the corps gets wiped out
Jon Kent was one of the most interesting things DC has had in modern history and they let Bendis ruin him.
>>154580055There was. Universal got all the money for solo Hulk films. It expired years ago.
>>154580018They don't want to linger on the emotional impact of all these big ticket NEVER BE THE SAME reveals, which means every time they pull a stunt like it the audience is trained to not take it seriously. Why should we? The characters don't.There is only so much suspension of disbelief that can be allowed before continuity snaps, and you aren't looking at a character with a thorough-line and a relatable mind at that point but a IP recognisable mascot being put through the caper of the day.Which is all they want, which is a shame as for nearly half a century we really had something more. I'm in my twenties but reading past Spider-Man is what made me a fan, I find modern stuff like sandpaper to read, they try to relate but it's so clearly a guy in their sixties trying to speak for the youth and it dates it worse than the Lee era dialogue.
>>154580169It doesn't even feel like we have a status quo anymore. How can we? When it takes 5 issues to tell a story that used to take 1 and we have an event every year. A team book will barely even get it's roster set up before breaking down.
>>154572577Winsor McCay dyring early and randomly. The yguy could've given us insane WWII kino but instead his work is essentially buried and forgotten.
>>154580148Pretty sure there are lingering contractural complications left even though that agreement expired. Enough to make a solo Hulk movie too troublesome to bother, or at least they’re too greedy to bother. I’m not going to pretend I care. Discussing corporate legalities and sales figures as replacement for opinions on creative works is something I despise about modern fandoms (not that I’m not guilty of it, just tired they overwhelm all creative decisions).
>>154579909>healingMORE LIKE ROTTING.
>>154580252Look at Death Spiral, five fucking issues for an effectively no powers serial killer. And we still didn't have any introspection, grief or character work beyond killing manbun.Seriously why did MJ supposedly fall for this guy if he was as pathetic as Ewing wrote him? Is this still a not even if you were the last man on Earth kind of situation? Why did Ewing say MJ thought he reminded her of Peter?Ah forget it we're putting more thought into it than the office did, that's the repeated Wall we keep hitting. EVENTS. EVENTS.
>>154572577easily the most baffling continuation I have seen in years.Like what in the absolute fuck.
>>154580409I can't believe we're this close to a massive milestone and this is how we've been preparing.
>>154580410Why did the writer go full Mary Sue with Sam when it's been well known for years that people hate that shit?
>>154580865Why does marvel do so much they know the readers hate? Authorial egoism is a helluva drug
>>154572577Camp Weedonwantcha. It's fucking bullshit that this comic had to die because NIckelodeon had to be assholes about that animated pilot. there are a LOT of reasons I'm bitter at Nickeloodeon, but this one still hurts the most.
>>154576130This is like a random show that's good and you tell your friends about it and then never watch it cause it would be on a random app like Apple TV.
>>154579665Gonna have to second this. >>154579665
>>154573825I wish the ending we got was better as much as anyone, but what we got was still pretty good, and frankly, most shows like this don't even get the chance to go out on a good note at all. If VB was on any other network it would've been cancelled by season 2.
>>154573600I doubt the writing would have improved much had it remained 2D, but the 3D models were definitely a downgrade.
That we kept getting minions movies and not this still males me livid. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8agE5ImTuW4
Green Lantern the Animated Series being cut short despite both the Sinestro Corps. War and Blackest Night being foreshadowed.
>>154581240>Why does marvel do so much they know the readers hate?The opinion from the big editorial is that "anger sells".
>>154581963And this is why DC is eating up the market share. How can they still thing this is working?
>>154572643You should at least be grateful it didn't get adapted into an animation, considering how infuriatingly degenerate the internet is right now. Trust me, man—you do not want that to happen. Just be thankful, even though it would have been the best cartoon of all time.
>>154577891the more i read of Geoff's run of Green lantern, the more I began to hate the movie. I think before I thought it was an ok film but now I realize how much they fucked it up in retrospect.
>>154572577RWBY never getting good. Also, Venture Bros. getting cancelled.
>>1545763262nding Mission Hill, it deserved a couple more seasons at least
>Live action Mulan jettisoning everything that made the cartoon great, infuriating even the Chinese who loved the same things about the cartoon ("no Mushu? no Grandma? NO MUSHU?!")>Attempts to "improve" Hex Girls Dusk that turned her into a bimbo cheerleader>No Way Home didn't have 20 more minutes of snarky bantering between the Peters>Making Moira Mactaggart into a villain, a mutant, and with a backstory blatantly stolen from a NYT bestseller>The ending of TWO Ultimate universes due to Sue Storm deciding she needed hot dickings>No one ever saying "No, that's retarded" to Bendis or Hickman>Mixed-case dialogue
>>154581248I feel you
>>154581679It was fun to harass the creators across social media for welshing on the Toei preview
>>154576130At least it hasn't been canned. Second season is premiering 6-8 months from now.
>>154572577>weird incest pervert fandom: :D>weird pervert incest fandom, Savino: D:<I will never not hate the animation community for this take and how hypocritical it is. Hating things for a fandom is gay and lame and if you do you have to also hate like 80% of cartoon fandoms. Like why does gravity falls or ben 10 get a pass, you literally just hate the loud house because you were told to and the fact no one ever challenges it outside of here drives me up a fucking wall. Because the world gave in to herd mentality and let the karens and sycophants tell the what to think. I will always hate them for doing that to something I love. Meanwhile shit like Teen Titans Go or Always Naked Animals gets to be acknowledged without people pissing their pants about being treated like they were on the epstein list for liking a fucking cartoon.
This is a schizopost.One of the things I'm bitter about is streaming, for many reasons. One of them is how it kills discussion for shows due to binge-watching, instead of having water cooler talks when episodes air once per week. When related to /co/, though, I'm also bitter about how it killed programming blocks.Call me a normalnigger, but for three years there was a very specific social feel to broadcast programming, specifically Cartoon Network. I can distinctly remember 2004-2007 because after school, friends would have Miguzi on in the background while hanging out at friends' houses. 2003-2007 had Fridays, which was great going into the weekend because we were allowed to hang out with each other later before needing to go home. Then, Saturday had Toonami and Adult Swim, which was used for sleepovers and being fucking cringe by watching dubbed anime.I don't want to imply that the cartoons themselves made the socializing better. It's just that these programming blocks defaulted our social time because our parents would go, "Oh, your cartoons have ended, it's time to go home," or, "Alright, your Japanese cartoons are starting, we're going to bed so please respect the quiet." Then, during commercials, we'd just do whatever until they ended, or if a re-run aired, we'd do something else for 30 minutes.Without a good programming block, it feels like there's nothing to really look forward to. That's what streaming took away.
>>154572577No season three of Sonic BoomEpisode 7, 8 and 9 of digital circus sucked
>>154581248Yeah, this one hurts pretty bad.
>>154582858you are not a schizo and shit like digital circus and the new R&M season proves you right.whenever there's a new episode people talk about it and past episodes and discussion lasts much longer.if the entirety of digital circus was released at once it wouldn't even get a movie.
>>154579561This guy is Smiley 100%.
>>154582858>Then, Saturday had Toonami and Adult Swim, which was used for sleepovers and being fucking cringe by watching dubbed anime.19 years ago...
>>154572577I’m still mad about the Superboy tv show being cancelled and buried by Warner Bros so they could make Lois & Clark which was a pile of shit. (If you’re unaware, Superboy did well enough that WB decided to revoke the license and make Superman productions in-house.)
>>154572577There's never gonna be a Miracleman: Dark Ages.
>>154582858man that hurts when you put it like that
>>154582858i feel you, it's hard to discuss a show when binging since some of the average ones can become more melted with the rest
>>154572732Amen brother. I'm glad we got what we did, thought I wish we'd had more. Still, I'm grateful the claws of the "Modern Audience" were never allowed to sink into those great shows.
>>154572577>Rick Sanchez's fake cliché backstory was retconned to be real without explanation>Spectacular Spider-Man was cancelled after 26 episodes so Sony could make fucking TASM and the subsequent piece of shit cartoon USM lasted 104 episodes somehow>Sophie Campbell was allowed to write 50 issues of TMNT and literally none of them are good>The first ever Usagi Yojimbo cartoon show is incredibly immature and awful>The Simpsons, even though it hadn't been good for two decades, bent the knee to a shitty comedian pretending to be offended by Apu>They decided the shitty idea about Mystique being Nightcrawler's father that was rejected a long time ago should be canonised, making Nightcrawler's complicated paratange even more complicated for no reason>Marvel keeps making sequels to and allows adaptation of the Clone Saga, even though it's one of the most reviled arcs in Spider-Man.>The CGI He-Man was overshadowed by the Kevin Smith He-Man which caused the CGI show to get canned too soon, even though everyone still hated the Kevin Smith one>the second Michael Bay TMNT movie not only made the two worst character in franchise history the de facto main characters, they gave them a retarded origin about how humans somehow evolved from pigs and rhinosI'm sure I've got more but thinking about stuff that pisses me off just pisses me off.
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>>154572577That I was born here
>>154582858ahfuck
>>154573695Puppetry is not appreciated by normies. Netflix is dogshit about supporting shows. It was doomed from the start, but at least we got Deet out of it.Do we know if there's any material picking up where the show left off?
>>154582966>Lois & Clark which was a pile of shit.You mean it was awesome, but sure.
>>154582966I used to work with his brother believe it or not. When he told me I said "but his last name is Christopher" and Bill replied "that's his middle name."
>>154582378It's amazing just how big Lantern stuff was at the time only for it all to get washed away in an instant
>>154572577The whole francohpobia in the early 2000 made me stop caring for /co/ stuff
>>154583267whatever you say, ya cheese-eatin' surrender monkey
>>154577989>>154578501It really is depraved what they did to bother of them. They got treated like nothing but a pair of meatheads to be belittled and mocked, and their stories were bastarzied.
>>154583267Well tell them to stop being incestuous, pedophilic, nihilists.
>>154583036>>They decided the shitty idea about Mystique being Nightcrawler's father that was rejected a long time ago should be canonised, making Nightcrawler's complicated paratange even more complicated for no reasonKurt is this wonderful, fun, lovable character who has never once had a tolerable backstory and every writer has come up with dreadful shit trying to outdo each other.
>>154583263i think even ryan renolds realized how shitty the movie was with how much he has mocked the film since it's release
>>154582858I was thinking about stuff like this in a more /tv/ focused sense but I was just remembering all the movies I used to watch simply because they were what was on and while they might not have been great movies there's a special kind of nostalgic charm that comes from remembering a Sunday morning Police Academy movie or some low budget action movie. Now because of streaming you're given so many options for what to watch it feels like there's no motivation to watch anything. Even movies I generally like I can't be bothered to sit down with a lot of time. I know it's weird to complain about choice but it also feels like there was a real loss of tradition too. Certain movies or specials felt more like events. And no because it's all streaming nobody seems to care.
>>154572577I'm bitter about the loss of mogulous threads, storytime dying a pig's death, /mlp/, and this place becoming a fucking /pol/ colony. We had a good thing going goddamn it.
>>154583336RR should never be Hal Jordan
>>154583365>Certain movies or specials felt more like events.This, The Batman had no significant cultural impact like the previous Batman films.
>>154583365The limited choice meant that if you watched something, it was likely someone you knew had seen or was going to see it, too, and at the same time. Netflix caused the backlog effect for movies. Unless someone has significant amounts of free time on their hands, they're usually going to say, "Oh, that movie? I'm planning on watching it soon™," or, "Oh, yeah I watched it at 2x speed, [totally dogshit opinion gained from not really paying attention to the minutia]," or, "I just watched my favorite reviewer talk about it, [paraphrases someone else's opinion]." I'm not trying to watch an Albert Pyun film, but it was on TV, and it was adequate.
>>154583323Yes, which compounds the problem and makes it even worse and worse and worse. Think about it, since they are sticking to the same continuity they always have, that means it must be somewhat reasonable for the characters to believe what they did in previous stories. This means they couldn't simply make him a lesbian love child that was allowed to exist due to shapeshifting, it means his current official origin is:>The son of a lesbian maid to a count and his shapeshifting wife, who feigned a love affair with a pseudo-demonic mutant but really just assumed his form to impregnate the maid.That is retarded and more retarded than it used to be.
>>154583407That's kind of the case for a lot of things. This stuff it kept alive through rewatches and traditions. You get one weekend rental you need to choose damn well. And you made time to sit down with it. VHS Tape covers used to jump out at you and fight for your attention. You can argue if stuff is good or not now, but it doesn't matter when twenty other things are lining up to take its place the second it ends. A sick day movie, a weekend marathon, that stuff lives with you. I can still sing the sad song from earnest goes to camp but fuck me if I remember the last marvel movie I've watched. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tesSq-0yzogI want that to sink in and this is no disrespect to the late great Jim Varney but EARNEST P WORREL had a greater cultural impact than Spider-man does today. Know what I mean?
>Justin Toiland and Dan Harmon can still get work instead of having their bodies hung in a public square like they did with Mussolini
>>154572577Keith Urban quitting Dredd and thus crushing any hope for a Judge Dredd revival just to go on to do the Soys. We could've had an actual gritty comic franchice that doesn't try to be ironic or wokeor whatever writers feel like these days, just a well-done sincere comic adaptation.
>>154583567Karl, sir. His name is Karl. He was also Eomer. But yes that they never made Dredd 2 is sad.
>>154583478Thank you for that song anon.
>>154583467I hate how transparent it is that the only reason this is even a thing is because they're both blue
>>154583605You are welcome. And I'm not afraid to admit I got genuinely sad at the time. There's a sincerity to Ernest's goofball antics that really missing in a lot of films today.
>>154572577Not that long ago but Krakoa going from "pride goeth before destruction" to a meandering sandbox for writers (how the FUCK did X-Force get that many issues).
>>154583629Things are just too bathos ridden these days, and when they try to be sincere it comes off as saccharine.
>>154572577>Flash Thompson as Venom is absolutely fucking amazing>you could sit down and spend the entire day talking about the way that the two of them reflect and bounce off each other with their natures as characters, their pasts, what they mean to each other, the kind of hero they're trying to be, etc. etc.>Remender leaves the book, Bunn takes over>not as great but still does a pretty good job all things considered >story is finally getting to where Flash and Venom are going to hash things out>the two having to come to terms that, while Venom absolutely was a monster, it has genuinely been doing better pretty much every step of the way, and Flash neutering it with drugs and surgery betrays their trust and objectively made them weaker for it>toss in Mania being added to the cast and Flash having to deal with everything that adds>story tees up for a great saga about Flash trying to navigate Philly in bizarre street level crimes and the oncoming hell-war while figuring out things with Andi and Venom>SIKE>BENDIS HAS YOUR CHARACTER NOW>WE'RE SLAPPING HIM ON THE GOTG FOR NO GOOD FUCKING REASON>HE'S GOING INTO SPACE AND WE'RE GOING TO WASTE HIS ENTIRE ARC>BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE>Robbie Thompson actually tries like hell to salvage the character>his run on Spaceknight ends with Flash coming back, dealing with abandoning Andi with the symbiote and hellmark>story closes with them swinging together, back in Agent Venom style, ready to get back to business>SIKE AGAIN>time to have Flash lose the symbiote like a bitch>and now Lee has it and now Eddie has it and whoops now we're fucking the symbiote lore EVEN HARDER again>and now he's Agent Anti-Venom because we don't understand the appeal of Agent Venom and what the two meant to each other as characters>so now this can never be fixed and it's done forever, lolI will never not be madSecond place of course goes to Kaine's story being abandoned and becoming an event jobber. RIP to both my 2011-2013 faves
>>154583671All I want is a movie and some character I can form a genuine emotional connection with. The early marvel movies were actually pretty okay at this. I still rewatch First Avenger sometimes. Thor kind of sucked looking back but Iron Man had some merit and the Hulk movies are hotly contested but at least they were willing to make one.
>>154583707>RIP to both my 2011-2013 favesYou know I bitch about post 2000s marvel but there still was decent stuff being put out for a bit. Hercules was a fun book.
>>154573011I’m praying for a Pop Team Epic season 3.>>154572577Disney acquiring Star Wars was the star of the slow erosion of past IPs through nostalgia bait and leftist messaging. If Lucas hadn’t been such a shrewd businessman, America would be so much better off.
>>154583736Same, All I ask from the media I consume is to make me feel something.
Remember Exiles vol 2? I do. Cancelled after like 7 issues. I'm still mad.
>>154572577Digging up past IPs in general. These spoiled cunts go to universities funded by tax money to hate on those contributing to this country and the country in general and think they can write better than those that came before. The moment they realize they can’t, they fucking STEAL and DEFACE. It’s so bad that there’s a whole industry of reviewers hating on it and making bank. Everything has gone ass-backwards and we can’t stop it. It’s like watching meth addicts wall themselves in and destroy your childhood home.
>>154579582By now haven't they been apart longer than they were together?
>>154584232They had been married for 21 years.
>>154579865>>154579958>>154580018I'm actually kind of surprised that Disney has not mandated that Peter be aged down to a teen again. Since that is the portrayal they want to maintain in all tv and film permanently. Peter is always the teen hero still in high school just starting out in the last 4 movies, and the last three animated series.it's very clear Disney has an interest in keeping Peter a teen, how long before they start making demands on Marvel to make him synergize with movies?
>>154584264>>154584232It's getting pretty close.
>>154583323>retarded and more retarded than it used to be.Don't forget his birth mother is not only literally THE Irene Adler of the Sherlock Holmes stories but the historical Sherlock was none other than Mystique in disguise. Irene is well over a century old just because.
>>154584275Sony's still sorta-competition ala FOX due to clutching the film rights like they're gold, but Disney's aware they can't buy them out due to technically being Japanese. That means there isn't as much exec pressure to flood him with MCU synergy compared to anyone they actually own wholesale.
>>154583608With yellow eyesWe'll ignore the Mystique isn't fuzzy part.
>>154584305well that's just stupid
>>154583365Streaming channels simultaneously offer too much choice and not enough.
>>154583888>universities funded by tax moneyNigger I just got laid off a uni job I was doing well for decades and needed for because tax money is NOT funding us, shove your cable news rhetoric right up your ass
>>154584330It's handy if you got something specific in mind but if you just want to sit down and watch TV it's less than ideal. And it doesn't help that a lot of shows aren't made to be watched episodically anymore. You can't really just watch a single one these days. Shows are basically long movies.
>>154583576Keith Karl, sorry. It's spelled Éomer btw
>>154584321Claremont believed everything was in the public domain down to integrating Conan/Red Sonja into both Spider-Man and X-Men, liberally borrowing Dr Who for eXiles, Pogo's Mamselle Hepzibah for Starjammers, then when Dave Sim made a Wolverine parody he lost his shit and created S'ym for Limbo, an orc wearing Cerebus' jacket. Chris found out the hard way Walt Kelly was still alive and didn't appreciate seeing one of his Pogo characters in a comic book and suddenly Hepzibah went from being a skunk to a cat. Claremont probably had no idea Holmes wasn't in the public domain yet in the 80s.
>>154583567That wasn't Urban's fault. They didn't get funding for a sequel cause the first movie was a theatrical flop. People don't make movies for free.
>>154584344Of course they’re not funding you, the people, they’re funding their own personal army through propaganda and blaming others when they decide they’re not getting enough money for themselves.Also, sorry to hear that. How’s the job search for you now?
>>154577989The way the Thor movies were treated was one of the biggest fumbles of the MCU. Thor has a really rich cosmic/fantasy history that they could have done so much. We never even got Beta Ray Bill, which I realize now is probably for the best.
I know it's 'tarded but I was invested, and I'm bitter we'll never get the ending to Uber.
>>154584698I just started reading that too...
>>154572577I hate Carol Danvers. Stupid unlikeable cunt is NOT Captain Marvel, Billy Batson will always be the real Captain Marvel.
>>154584547They don’t want straight white male heroes at Disney anymore. Don’t know what to tell you.
>>154584967He's an alien orange horse man.
>>154584978I meant with how they fumbled Thor but yeah. He’s probably better off since Disney is only interested in making non Carol Danvers and Ms Muslim characters into jokes.
>>154577855>>154578729When it's being done over and over again, across multiple properties, you have to genuinely question if it's being done unintentionally.
>>154585300Think of it like the voterbase for a shithole like California fleeing the state to settle in elsewhere, only to start voting local mayors with the same policies that brought their old homes to ruin. Even when the consequences finally breach their gated communities, they physically cannot connect that the cause because to do so would require admitting that their ideal is impossible.
>>154579582Oh fuck. You made me remember how much they were building up Peter and MJ's marriage in those issues right before OMD pulled the rug out from under us. Shit!
>>154579965>>154579983>>154579793>>154579865>See that's the tragic part. If this took the character and series into actually interesting and meaningful places I might have accepted it. I wouldn't be happy but I could accept.IIRC Straczynski and Quesada's original plan was to bring back Gwen Stacy but Tom Brevoort put the nix on that.At this point I think I've resigned myself to the fact there's no redeeming Pete & MJ. There's just been too much damage done to her character -- particularly since "All New Venom". I'd rather see Peter with Felicia now.>>154579958>He can't have a connection like this to anyone except Aunt May, which is giving him all sorts of creepy Oedipal tones over time as he won't develop any deep connection with anyone as they get clipped in the wings by the mandate.I don't have the scan handy but I distinctly remember, in the prelude issues of Spectacular Spider-Man, Aunt May flat out tells Peter to let her go, let her die, so she can be with Ben.
>>154585494Just pretend it ended at 500>>154585502MJ isn't a real person. Neither is Peter. If they actually commit to them and keep them written well for a consistent few years all will be well again. Spencer was withing inches of making it work.
>>154572577Bendis being allowed to sink the industry just to satisfy his interracial cuckolding fetish.
>>154580084>>154582496>>154583707>>154585625>>No one ever saying "No, that's retarded" to BendisI genuniely wonder what about him makes him so unassailable to challenge creatively. Better writers than him have had all their work retconned or had tug-of-war infighting, but whenever this fat bald bastard does something, even when the company later fires his ass like the leper he is, his writing decisions are enshrined and cannot be changed.It's like he's the one man in the comics writing industry who's allowed to be permanent anymore. Why him?
>>154577104Fone should sound younger than Smiley who should sound younger than Phoney. They're too old to be children but clearly not that old. I'd peg Fone down as a young adult and Smiley and Phoney as older, close to middle aged. Phoney would definitely need some kind of growl or roughness to his performance.
>>154585300>>154585389That sounds about right. They really are arrogant enough to believe people will keep consuming even if their IPs are being systematically turned into shit.
>>154585638Part of it is the fact that Bendis has a degree of social cunning and knows how to leverage sacred cows against people to get his way. Take turning Ice Man gay for example: whichever poor writer took the dirty job of making Bobby straight as he always was will assuredly be fired by Marvel and blacklisted by everyone else to appease the ensuing "gay erasure" twatter mob. So it's easier to let the damage be permanent than lose your job and reputation. The one thing Bendis is good at is scumfuck office politics like that.
>>154572577Sym Bionic Titan getting fucked over because no one wanted to make them toys.
The fact that crappy CG Clone Wars with the orange girl and robot legs Maul being what your average person thinks of when you say the Clone Wars, and have to specifically clarify you mean the original from the early 2000s by the Samurai Jack guy (50/50 if they know what you're talking about). I don't even fully know why this irritates me. Haven't been super invested in Star Wars beyond the stuff I liked as a kid since 2008. I dunno. It just sucks to see something you enjoy be forgotten and supplanted by something inferior. Oh, the existence of a Kung Fu Panda 4. Haven't seen it, and never well cause it was obvious shite from the trailersalone. But annoyed I have to consciously de-canonize it (and that shitty Legends of Awesomeness show) in my mind if I think about KFP. Love the trilogy and it will always be a trilogy to me.
>>154583118I know there's some comics but I never read them, I think they're about the war though
>>154572577People still having autistic meltdowns over 2000s Simpsons (muh jockey elves Jerkass Homer Mike Scully) even though the show was still funny in that era, unlike the HD crap
The way DC has been handling GLs in general with their live action adaptations.For how flawed it was, I didn't hate the movie, and the franchise has a huge potential for certified kino. Instead all we're getting now is that ass-looking series where everyone walks around in jeans depowered.
>>154572577The Pathways into Darkness - Marathon -Halo - Destiny/Humans are Forerunners retcon.Also I'm bitter that Adventure Time like to shit on Fubblegum.
>>154582858This post hurt me in a way I didn't think I could still be hurt.
>>154572577Spectacular Spider-Man getting canned and replaced with one of the worst animated adaptations of Spidey (this was before they somehow started tunneling below rock bottom with SM2017)
>>154585794I can't get into Dark Crystal comics because the wonderful puppetry is so large part of the franchise
>>>154574097janitor realized his mother is a fat ugly whore and took his anger down on /co/
>>154585702I'm glad genndy's ugly, retarded, shallow shit has been mostly forgotten by everyone who isn't a bitter autistic fat retard pushing 40 or a contrarian hipster. CG series was superior in every conceivable way. Keep seething :)
>>154586475I love how Filoni Wars stole all of Mainframe entertainment's thunder and we have to pretend Hanna Montana with a lightsaber is good character.
>>154572577No Team Atlantis tv series
>>154573171>Streaming kind of ruining cartoon discourseCartoon discourse was never good.>You don't get time to stew over an episode and speculate what will happen next.Skill issue.These probems are all manufactured.
>>154584392>liberally borrowing Dr Who for eXilesHow... Did he not realise a character created in the 60's was still copyright protected when his career has been all about building on characters from the 60's that are still copyright protected?
>>154572577Balding and a receding hairline despite the fact everyone in my family has a full head of healthy hair
>>154572577We never got the last film. With that fucking cliffhanger at the end, I mean god damn.
>>154573825I feel like two more seasons would have been enough Venture Bros.
>>154573600This PV looked really cool. I love the bright color's with the dark backgrounds. This could have been something really cool.>It was fun to harass the creators across social media for welshing on the Toei previewHonestly, the creators of the show seem really weird. Seems like the guys who made the PV had a better grasp on a good concept than the people who actually made the show.
The fact that the horse show got shittier and shitter after the 3rd season and instead of fixing things, the staff decided to devote an entire 22 minute episode to strawmanning common criticisms of the show and literally, unironically use "it's a show for girls" to discredit those criticisms further.
>>154588031One of these days, we're all going to have a conversation regarding this show.
>>154588031Is that why that fanbase seemed to disappear after like 2014?
>>154585702>Oh, the existence of a Kung Fu Panda 4Even if you ignore all of its faults, it's still just kinda mediocre compared to the others, yeah.>story's outcome becomes blatantly obvious within the first 15 minutes>Tai Lung is all over the promotional material, but never appears until the very end of the movie and does absolutely nothing of note>villain's motive makes no sense, claims she was denied for being "too small" and yet we have multiple examples of masters who were even smaller than her>B plot with Mr. Ping and Li feels like pointless filler>furious 5 are completely absent because Dreamworks didn't feel like paying for the celebrity VAswe waited 8 years for this
>>154588031I didn't follow but I could tell that giving the purple one wings is one of the tackiest things they could've done
>>154588110It was a combination of that and Hasbro starting cracking down on fan projects.
>>154588088It's kind of astounding that MLP is still banned sitewide, 15 fucking years later. Of all the things to mindbreak 4chan, it ended up being a childrens' cartoon about colorful horses.>>154588110That, and the fact that the fad mostly passed. The novelty wore off and most of the tourists left for the next popular thing.>>154588143That was particularly shit, yes, but in general I was more referring to the quality of the show overall getting worse and worse with each season.>old writers leaving>new writers replacing them, not giving a fuck about the show and just being there for a quick paycheck, thus we get episodes with rehashed stories, flanderized characters, out-of-character idiot ball stories, etc.
>>154572577>Read pic related as an edgy atheist teenager>thought it was cool>Years later, converted to Judaism, very much believe in G-d>read it again three months ago due to boredom and reading a bunch of other comics and manga I liked as a teenager to see if they hold up>Ends up being an analysis and well-meaning deconstruction of different American mythological interpretations of the heroic myth, by far the best thing Ennis has written and far deeper than what people give it credit to, ended up becoming my second favorite comic of all time, absolute kino and worthy of standing on the same level as Eisner and Watterson>Look for online discussions about it>All I can find are people hating on the TV series and speed readers complaining about blasphemyLiteracy crisis indeed
>>154588329>>Years later, converted to Judaism, very much believe in G-d
>>154588143It was tacky.>>154588209Different writers and not having a unified idea on what the show is has always been a problem. I think Steven Universe really suffered from this as well.
>>154588576It was that, plus the new writers being unfamiliar with the characters and just going off of cliffnotes, thus we get characters re-treading things, feeling flanderized, or just outright out-of-character because the new writer doesn't give a shit to do a few minutes of research.
>>154582269I've seen new Bone porn from 7 months ago
This Show's stupid ending and the troon showrunner ruining everything aftermath.
>>154588899>melodrama trauma-dump cartoon has a melodramatic trauma-dump endingwho could have seen it coming
>>154588899Everyone knew that was coming, they just thought it would have been ruined by troonshit before it ended.
>>154588818Well, share it with the rest of the class!!!
>>154589008I remember when this show just started, someone said they were certain that the end of the show would reveal pomni to be a trannyNow that it turned out to be jax, I do have a shizotheory that pomni was the original tranny character and they changed it to jax since he became popular
>>154589434I think it's pointless anyway. Jax wasn't even trans in the show, it was just a blurb on Goose's social media.
>>154589607I mean, Goose obviously so desperately wanted to have a popular tranny character he basically written the ending to allude to jax being a tranny and when people were ignoring it, he basically just said it on social mediaI always thought it was inevitable, trannies are going to be put trannies in the shit they make
>>154585702Yeah, this. Even as a Star Wars nut as a kid I thought the CG clone wars fucking sucked. Everybody just smacks around lightsabers a couple of times then runs away. It's so gay. Genndy Wars is forever the real clone wars.
>>154578729It's intentional due to DEI mandates to acquire business loans.
>>154588899I hate this show for existing. Cartoon fags are insufferable enough to start with
>>154589639It's funny he didn't make it more blatant to the point where you can interpret it either way. I still think he meant J-acks! to be a tranny and it's cope otherwise.
>>154572598are you me? we could be friendsfelt the same with SatAM Sonic ended that on a cliff hanger
>>154572602They had it out for the bronies that attach themselves to anything Faust touches without public shame.
>>154587871There was a time where American's were doing whatever with Godzilla and to a lesser extent GameraWe either did not understand international laws when using other countries properties or we straight up did not care until a cease and desist was sent our way.
>>154579795Never gave a shit about shipping. It was just a fun show
>>154572577The list is huge and could fill /r9k/ catalog for years.One in /co/ related stuff is jason aaron ruining ghost rider after daniel way left.
>>154590922I don't know why people were so startled by Jax being trans>Show is run by a trans>One of the other characters is already some kind of gender fluid>Trannies are always claiming unrelated characters as trans no matter how bad it makes them look (Bridget and Yamato)>Jax being trans was poorly written and took up the finale of the show for no good reasonJax is trans and Gooseworx pulled the wool over everyone, tricking everyone into watching her IHNMAIMS parody show thinking it was gonna be something cool and revealed it was all just angst self-loathing right at the very end
>>154589639That, plus simply he wanted to piss of jax fans.
>>154591385Kek
>>154591325What a disgusting timeline
>>154589008>Everyone knew that was comingNot me. I really once thought Goose was one of the few good ones who knew how to actually keep it professional, that Zooble would be the worst of it, and anyone being paranoid about the show cucking out entirely were culture war-rotted /pol/ vermin.Egg on my fucking face when they turned out to be right. Genuinely more effective than any propaganda to radicalize me against giving any of them the benefit of the doubt in the future. I keep falling for it and it makes me wonder if I'm so desperate that I'll willingly blind myself to red flags just to have hope in something good existing.
>>154592572>Not me.Well then you're an idiot.
On certain boards I post threads that I think are good and it gets no attention because I guess there's not tits or some kind of outrage porn associated with it/co/ is getting that way I fear, it's not /tv/ bad yet but we're getting there>>154591008Those look like the Knuckles eyes from the Sonic 3 box
>>154579615A hundred thousand curses upon the name of Jeph Loeb. Still can't believe he had a job after Ultimatum.>>154579665Speaking of Beast Wars, the way Hasbro completely dropped the ball on the franchise. The Beast era could have marched on for another 15 years and become as well-known as G1 in popular culture; instead, it died with a whimper and is barely, if ever, mentioned.>>154582858Nah, you're on to something. Internet discussion in general has become significantly worse since the streaming era took off.
>>154592777Dan Didio fucked-up Season 3 of Beast Wars and Beast Machines.
>>154572577the star vs ending.
>>154590581
>>154572577We never got more exo squad, street sharks, Godzilla or Extreme Ghostbusters.
>>154573011Anon, that's not what happened. One of Bob Harras' last acts as EIC of Marvel was to bring Scott Lobdell back to the X-books to relaunch the Gambit and Bishop solo titles, with a Gambit & Bishop team up mini, followed by the relaunches.Then Harras got fired, Quesada came in as EIC, and he and Bill Jemas decided, not unreasonably to be fair, to downsize the X-Men line into something more manageable, only it turned out they lied and they were just culling a lot of the Harras-era books to replace them with new titles by people they were bringing in. The Gambit and Bishop solos were both among the titles Quesada cancelled, but their team up mini had already been solicited, so Marvel had to deliver something. Lobdell understandably bailed and someone else did a last-minute rewrite of the mini so that it wouldn't be leading into anything, and the people Quesada was bringing in regarded Gambit as one of those "reeeee 1990s" characters they just inherently disliked. When the X-Men roster was getting divided between Morrison, Casey and Claremont, none of them wanted Gambit initially.
>>154581732what, did he pitch it to Illumination or something?
>>154573024>>154573040Anyone working at 1980s Marvel who genuinely thought the talent were responsible for ousting Shooter was delusional. Marvel got bought by a new parent company and their execs fired Shooter to replace him with someone more compliant with what they wanted. It had nothing to do with the talent or them disliking him.>>154573046Sounds like stories of 70s Marvel between Stan and Shooter, a frat house for nerds that somehow managed to produce comics.>>154573077>I personally blame the mythologizing of Executive Meddling as inherently at odds with the creative process.In the case of Marvel, DC, and licensed comics elsewhere, a lot of times the creatives tend to forget they don't own the characters and there need to be hard limits on what can be done with them, for the sake of the characters' long-term viability. It's even worse when someone's deliberately wrecking a character out of spite, or they're doing something that's going to render that character unsellable, but it was something 'progressive', so it's unretconnable.
>>154583888on the plus side that movie got some kids to stop using Ipads.
>>154577122>one of the best characters ever conceived>This is your brain on waifufaggotry>for someone's edgy gimpsuit OC that got shoehorned into the Batman franchise to try and make people careIn all seriousness, letting yourself get that level of invested in a legacy character is just setting yourself up for frustration unless the original is really, really, really dead and forgotten.
>>154591008dude it's been like 20 years, let it go.
>>154572577No one believes Rebecca Sugar is a predator despite evidence of her drawing porn of the Ed, Edd and Eddy boys and several seasons of Adventure Time.She will never face justice for her crimes.
>>154581248iirc katie can still continue the comic but she chose not to. still sucks though.
>>154585667Even when Benis isn't doing something unretconnable like a gaywashing, he can still wreck a character in ways that stain them forever and bleed into how adaptations also needlessly wreck them.
>>154587937At least you were born with a hairline. They made fun of my unnatural widows peak. I really pray my obsession with wearing bandanas and elastic head bands to hide my hairline the last ten years isn't me obviously hiding it.I want to think I'm Venom Snake or Big Boss. One day I'll be able to chop my arm off to get a robot arm.
>>154592631I know what you mean, I miss when /v/ was actually a vidya board
>>154593849More like 30 years
>>154593863even without that Steven universe literally is about rape and Steven is underage.
>>154593978>They made fun of my unnatural widows peak.Embrace it and go for a Harry Osborn look.
>>154593999It has been a long time. /v/ has been /pol/-lite for a decade now.
>>154592572it's more frustrating than anything else. Troons just plain cannot help but inject troonshit into Every. Single. Thing. they make or talk about. for some reason all topics in the universe must fall back on their being trans and how that's important somehow.
>>154594187goober gate was the death nail for /v/
>>154594204it's funny how much they hate bible thumping puritans given how much they act exactly the same, the lack of self awareness is both funny and tragic they both want the whole world to bend to their world view.
>>154576326>Constant rape of Avatar franchiseI'm convinced the original series was a fluke at this point. And even then, it was clear they were really starting to pull shit out of their ass towards the end (the Lion Turtle and the magic acupuncture rock being the biggest ones).
>>154577791>What?They stop a magical nuke from exploding by singing at it
>>154591026NTA, but I had the exact opposite impression. I felt that WB was trying to create their own brony phenomenon, one they'd be smart enough to capitalize on, unlike Hasbro. It's only when the show didn't live up to that expectation that the network started to treat it like shit.
>>154578516Is that Peter Griffin?
>>154593948M-Day fucked up the X-Men comics basically beyond repair.
>>154594501you say that but they treated DCSHG like absolute shit.
>>154594526Morrison already did that in ways the books have never recovered from because he couldn't see past the metaphor and went full retard with it. Decimation was supposed to be a course-correct that ended up going full retard in a different direction instead of just resetting things back to normal.By the time of M-Day, thing that was already awful just becomes a different variety of awful, 20 years later it still hasn't stopped being awful, is unlikely to ever stop being awful and there's really no good non-gay explanation for anyone to still be reading X-Men in 2026.So let's get back to the actual important issue here, Benis wrecking Wanda because he hadn't read any Avengers comics since John Byrne's last attempt at wrecking her. As much as I sympathise with the Peter/MJ fans who are angry at Marvel not letting them be married, they've got nothing on how long Marvel editorial have been fighting to keep Wanda and Vision apart just because John Byrne didn't like it and Tom Brevoort agreed with him and held the Avengers editor job for over 25 years.
>>154572577Sym-bionic titan cancellation has me eternally ass hurt
>>154582496>Attempts to "improve" Hex Girls Dusk that turned her into a bimbo cheerleaderEven from their first introduction, the Hex Girls were given the short end of the stick. Witch's Ghost either needed an extra twenty minutes in general, or at least another twenty minutes done to the Sarah climax in place of whatever filler shenanigans they were doing to pad before time with the fake witch scam in the first two-thirds.
>>154594675Only Thorn ever really mattered and she was largely just Jennifer Hale being Jennifer Hale.
>>154594682Thankfully, the Velma series fixed that
>>154572577adventure timekorrastar vsyoung justicefuturama rebootventure bros season 8duck tales rebootsonic primesamurai jack's endingI could go on but I won't.
>>154594689
>>154594694All those things are good though
>>154583671>and when they try to be sincere it comes off as saccharine.So many modern writers, especially animation writers, mistake characters having a self-therapy pity party with emotional sincerity.
>>154594699one of those doesn't even exist retard.
>>154588127>furious 5 are completely absent because Dreamworks didn't feel like paying for the celebrity VAsWhy not just get the TV actors? Lucy Liu was always willing to take the pay cut to play Viper.
>>154583807no feel bad! no feel sad! just consume product then move onto next product!art is fucking dead.
>>154588209>thus we get episodes with rehashed stories, flanderized characters, out-of-character idiot ball stories, etc.The Yakity Sax episode is probably one of the worst things to ever come out of the series. It was so clearly made just to get straight-haired Pink One back for an episode, but they did it by making her an obnoxious bitch with negative social awareness.
>>154591325>her
>>154594804It's not like TV versions of movies never recast characters. That sure as hell wasn't Tim Allen in Buzz Lightyear Star Command.
>>154588209>It's kind of astounding that MLP is still banned sitewide, 15 fucking years later.I think it's more that there's no real incentive to remove it. Most Bronies are perfectly content on their corner of the site, and removing the rule may bring their board's future into question, since it's "no longer necessary."Plus, there will be a HUGE pony spam everywhere for a bit, and while that itself will be fun, do you REALLY want the Indian spammers, Discord raiders and Shartniggers on /v/ to know what FiM is?
>>154588209>It's kind of astounding that MLP is still banned sitewide, 15 fucking years later. Of all the things to mindbreak 4chan, it ended up being a childrens' cartoon about colorful horses.I still don't get how this shit exploded what it did. This didn't just break the site, it invented a whole new level of autism. There has been less harmful government propaganda. It literally poisoned an entire generation.
Everything involving the Inhuman Push, a stupid idea that did immense damage to both X-Men and Inhumans, and in the end, didn’t even matter both in and out of universe because Disney bought Fox for their back catalogue to pad out Disney+ and and just happened to get the movie rights back to the X-Men in the process. Also, just as a quick reminder: Marvel ALWAYS had>merchandising rights>television rights>animation rights>video games rightsto the X-Men. The only thing they didn’t have the rights for were the movies and even then I'm pretty sure it was just the live-action rights. If they were smart they could’ve made an animated X-Men movie if they wanted to get that box office cash (tbf tho, it’s not like their parent company is known for animation OH WAIT). But noooooooo, instead they made the much wiser decision to burn the X-Man franchise to the ground out of sheer pettiness, and force the Inhumans into a role that they’re just not capable of doing. I have not bought with a single Marvel anything since this bullshit and will not until I get an apology. I'm not even asking for much, even just a halfassed acknowledgment of "Hey, all that cloud shit was dumb huh?" would do for me (although admittedly it’s been like 10 years so maybe I’ve gotten my apology but haven’t noticed because of my boycott).
>>154595147I still feel like a proper push could have made the Inhumans really popular. I dare you tell me that Lockjaw isn't marketable as hell.
>>154595030Honestly, at this point, I'm content to see this place burn to the ground.
>>154595217You know there are days when I kind of feel the same.
>>154572577>Still no Mario cartoon shorts series like the recent Mickey one>No adaptation inspired by the popular official Mario comicsThe Mario cartoons we already have were fun, but I want more, it's been a while.
A modern classic.
>>154583478>>154583736there is very few movies that get me teary eyed but one almost made me cry and it's a new one, rental family.it's even worse when you think about how much brandon was put through the absolute wringer, I don't want to spoil it but there's a part near the end that was just hits you like a fucking truck even just typing this out and thinking about that scene he takes an old japanese guy who's losing his memories to his old house that was abandoned and...well that's all I will sayseriously it's amazing I can't recommend it enough.
>>154595284Shiggy never liked Mario having more "grounded" takes. He sees it as more of a series of concepts you can twist to fit the gameplay.On an unrelated note, that pic reminded me of an article where the author laments Mario went through the same corporate flanderization that Mickey did, going from "relatable working class hero" to a soulless mascot. Can't say I agree with it, but it was an interesting read. Wish I had saved it.
>>154595646I think that was a Yahtzee video.
>>154595646shiggy also bragged about how the movies made Mario and I quote "not like a doll you play with" the guy is just wildly inconsistent.
>>154595775The first Mario movie is up there with the top 3 worst movie going experiences in my life.
>>154595818I like the first Mario movie a lot more after seeing the extreme whiplash of the sequel
>>154572577I'm on too much cope to be bitter about things going wrong in nu animation and comics. Maybe the reality will hit me when I'm in my 30s.
>>154595832I'm pretty sure he means the Bob Hoskins one.
>>154595839No, I mean the Chris Pratt one. Don't like loser Mario and penis envy Peach.
>>154595839>I'm pretty sure he means the Bob Hoskins one.Don't thing Miyamoto directed that one, so I think he's talking about 2023, though I loved 1993's Mario movie even if it did things more original with the property.
>>154595856think*
>>154595818It's a kids movie, what did you expect?>>154595832I think galaxies worst problem is the pacing sucks ass. (and fox stealing the show)>>154595856shiggy hates that one.
>>154595899>It's a kids movie, what did you expect?Something good. It didn't help I played the first Paper Mario right before.
>>154595700It was a written article. Guy goes in detail on how Mickey got "stolen from us" and Mario suffered the same fate (his reference point for "proper" Mario being, of course, the Super Show). I also think it was pretty old, like 2010 or prior. If someone knows what I'm talking about, I'd be grateful if you could link it.
>>154576130the art is just so offputting, its like big mouth in reverse
>>154595913>his reference point for "proper" Mario being, of course, the Super ShowWith respect to Captain Lou Albano what is it with so many people being autistically convinced this was the real Mario. I mean I get the nostalgia angle, I do, I'll even concede it was a decent show but lord almighty.
The super Mario galaxy movie be likehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMBylNJQEbg
>>154595962Between this movie, Scott Pilgrim and Minions I hold them all responsible for the downfall of modern society.
I'm bitter about my own failures and shortcomings
>>154572577Zendaya as MJNuff said
>>154595909>the original paper Mariooh...yeah I feel that one, shiggy fucking HATES stories like that, say what you will about it being basic but holy shit it runs laps around that garbage ass movie, at least the characters had actual personalities not written by a focus group to be as inoffensive as possible.Hell, say what you will about super paper Mario but that story was kino.
>>154596025I love the story in Super Paper Mario, The game play is just a fucking chore to slog through.
>>154596017Zendaya as anything for that matter. Also Awkwafina. Seriously what is with these modern actors, with no real major presence, acting like they're worthy of a mononym. If I said Arnold right now, everyone on the goddamn planet knows I mean Conan because the man was a screen juggernaut. This is kind of related to a problem I was actually thinking of how to bring up just now, so thanks for the segue. But what has happened to the movie star. Not famous actor, we're lousy with that. I mean MOVIE STAR. Your big actors used to have this aura to them that's just there anymore. Has the advent of social media just shattered the barrier and thus the illusion? I admit it is hard to see these people as mysterious when they constantly yack online but there's more to it. Especially for action stars. You watch a movie like Commando and it just hits way harder than anything Chris Prat has been in.
>>154596077they lack charisma.
>>154596077>Has the advent of social media just shattered the barrier and thus the illusion?you nailed it. They lost the mystery or as zoomies say - the aura when you can see how insane and retarded they are in real life.
>>154596066fun fact: in the original storyboards for the super Mario bros movie, rawk hawk was in the audience of the wedding (same with wart) but was cut and peach was waaay more of a bitch to toad.this is why I wouldn't want them ANYWHERE near Kirby given how absolutely fucking batshit insane the story is for those games.
>>154596103Seriously. I could listen to Arnold speak for hours while only understand about half of it Tom Holland could read the most beautiful poem ever written and It would bore me to tears.
>>154596134This is a big issue for comic creators too. I like Mark Waid as a writer but I could have very much gone my whole life without hearing what he has to say, and and learning about how much John Byrne hated Jim Shooter was not information that improved my enjoyment.
>>154596077>Has the advent of social media just shattered the barrier and thus the illusion?Probably. People used to only see big actors and celebrities in very carefully curated form that was optimized by PR firms to make them look amazing. Now they all open their mouth on instagram whenever they feel like it and what comes out is invariably something dumb so it's hard to have awe or respect for them after that.
>>154596286It's not like celebrity scandal was rare even back then. But I guess even scandal has its allure over "Oh wait they're just a moron."
>>154572577>What things are you still bitter about, /co/?Korra.I was so excited when that piece of art got teased for the new Avatar and it was sexy strong brown girl.What a complete unforgivable letdown.
>>154596148I just KNOW in the Starfox movie that Fox's Dad is gonna be the real villain. They can't help themselves.
>>154596149I think the term for actors is "stage presence" like tom just feels very limp wristed and whiny while actors of old spoke loud and matter of fact in a way that felt like they were commanding the room while tom feels very low energy "yeah that's...cool" like the zoomer stare meme
>>154596316I don't think they do that, but I think they would make him alive or make Andross sympathetic
>>154588979If we known it would be like this on day one... this have caught us all off guard.One can no longer have any expectations about anything that comes from Western media.
>>154596349we need a version of this but it says "the writers barely disguised therapy session/venting via fictional character"
>>154596384yeah.
>>154576021
>>154596464I can't believe they put fucking NANOMACHINES in the virtual world that is the digital circus.
>>154595014>That sure as hell wasn't Tim Allen in Buzz Lightyear Star Command.Funny enough I had the VHS release of the movie where Tim was Buzz when I was a kid.
>>154594735Nope, all those things exist. What are you mad about exactly?
>>154596464this is just as cringe as tranny jax, jax was a complete loser
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>>154596704venture only has 7 seasons, good job outing yourself as a tourist.
>>154589764Yep. Even excluding how lame and boring it was by comparison there's a lot I could shit on the CG Clone Wars for.>AhsokaShe sucks and always has. Anakin having an apprentice makes no sense to his character nor how the Council regards him in the actual movies. Genndywars would take breaks from Obi-Wan and Anakin by letting other Jedi have screen time where they get to be badass. That underwater battle with Kit Fisto, the lightsaber crystal planet where Yoda and Padme of all people teamed up (and had a good dynamic, too), Mace on Dantooine, etc.>AnakinThey softened him up. A lot. Genndywars stuck with the original portrayal by Hayden and kept Anakin as a hero with some serious, serious flaws and a genuinely violent streak that was actually scary to watch as a kid. Dude crushed a Techno Union guy's throat/head into pulp at the end of the series.>Maul being aliveI absolutely hate this, maybe more than anything else. Grievous, Dooku and even Ventress were right there the entire time, you know, the ACTUAL villains of the Clone Wars. Did nothing interesting with any of them, and went out of their way to make Grievous look as lame as possible at every turn. All just to bring back some dude with horns who had like three lines and a gimmicky lightsaber in 1999. Maybe I'm just in the minority in thinking Grievous and Dooku were always cooler than horn head to begin with. Plus their existences in the Clone Wars actually makes sense cause Grievous is a fucking military leader and Dooku is a charismatic and more or less endlessly wealthy politician. And Ventress mogged him as an assassin in the old expanded universe, so Maul was rendered obsolete there, too.
>>154572577The slow decay of Erfworld, followed by its sudden end.
>>154596747>Jaxfag posting Jak shitJax probably would be a sharty faggot too. So scratch that, Jax is even worse than a loser.
>>154596799>>154591385Tadcfag seethe
>>154583407I feel like it's mainly a victim of super hero fatigue and audiences having to suffer through the first DC cinematic universe. Not many movies have really hit that mark of "movie that everyone has seen and can at least quote a few lines from it" >>154584352The only real upside I like about streaming is that I can just sit down and watch a show and just stop it and watch it whenever I want. So many times I just ask the world to give me 30 minutes of time to watch ONE episode of a show I liked when I was little and the entire world would spin into chaos and demand that I stop watching and suddenly stop once my show was over.
>>154596818anyone who watched that crap in the first place deserves to be mocked.
>>154596799kek
>>154596823Yeah I think people are kinda sick of super heroes and especially cinematic universes, it's kinda like how westerns were everywhere then people got sick of those though I'd say cape shit films are worse because now they feel like homework>WANT TO FIND OUT WHY DIDDLEYGLORP HAS THE SHUNGLEBEPO?>FIRST YOU MUST WATCH PREOZON>BUT TO UNDERSTAND PREOZON YOU MUST WATCH CRONGLE HONG
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>>154594699And other opinions from Planet Retard
>>154596384So like every single character that has a panic attack on screen now? It has becomes an incredibly rare to see thing when a hero actually gets the fuck up to be a hero in something. Everyone has to be a self doubting freak that has panic attacks.
>was early enough to get the go team venture book for cheap before it got discontinued>was too late to be a part of the t-shirt club when the show was still airing early onyes im mad
>>154597162I'm with you there on that one, I think self doubt to an extent is fine, even fear too like frodo has moments when he just want to quit because the whole thing is just so much but he gets the fuck back up, or batman who gets his ass handed too him all the time to the point of wondering if it was even worth it still keeps fighting, hell any anime character that isn't the protagonist who is out of their league who is absolutely terrified says "nah fuck your bullshit" and holds their own like say joey wheeler, if it wasn't for writing bullshit he would've beaten yami marik or say kurabara who gets his ass kicked or usopp from one piece, he is out of his league but he still fights while being afraidlike don't get me wrong the last wish was great but jesus not everything needs a fucking panic attack scene.
They need to stop treating everything like it's your therapy session. It's a generation of people with no real problems reacting to things worse than people who lived through wars. My gram had to run away from actual Nazis. I've never even seen her so much as flinch.
>>154572577I will be forever waiting for the continuation of Seis Manos.Whats your forever waiting cartoon?
>>154597357that's what happens when you don't make kids toughen up, when a parent helicopters over them they will never learn to be brave because they just go to hide behind mommy and daddy instead of getting them outside of their comfort zone.granted things are more scary these days due to the degradation of society and social media but come the fuck on.
>>154597493>granted things are more scary these days due to the degradation of society and social media but come the fuck on.No, I'm pretty sure grandma would have agreed the tanks were probably still scarier. Social media and internet is just an addiction problem that simple requires some personal responsibility.
Honestly, I'm bitter about comic book superheroes in general.So many of them are amazing characters, or at least have the potential to be amazing characters. However, because of how many hands end up passing through them, they all have some sort of baggage or shit that sucks attached to each and every one of them.Is it even possible to have a super hero who has had a stable, monogamous relationship with one person throughout their entire canon? It feels as if thats the first thing that gets fucked with whenever a new writer/editor starts touching a particular character.Look at the X-Men, I'm pretty sure every single character has fucked every other character, even the ones meant to be in a relationship.I feel like I've been living this meme with Marvel and DC for a long time.
>>154597557>Is it even possible to have a super hero who has had a stable, monogamous relationship with one person throughout their entire canonYes. Wally West. His book and relationship with Linda is terrific. And as bad as they fucked up Jon, Superman is still with Lois. Also you're making the mistake, and I realize the irony in saying this, of being a lifer. I'm just as guilty but I really don't think comics are something you're really supposed to like forever. Not that I think you need to give them up but given how easily a lot of fans do drop them when they don't like the current runs it's kind of an advantage in a weird way. You can, for example, read ASM up to 500 and never look back. you can read all of Wally's Flash books and be content.
>>154597664>Nintendo will never treat Mario well if they insist he's human mascot Mickey Mouse. And thing about Mickey is the worst thing you can say about him is he's bland and his voice is annoying. Mario? During the cartoons he's bumbling beta bitch who gets out shined by female characters. Mario has the biggest misfortune ever, being created in modern castrated times. And worse those shitty movies are influencing the games.>cartoonsThe cartoons were fine and Mario did a lot, I think you mean the movies?
>>154597606>Wally WestAdmittedly, I really haven't looked into Flash much (i'm just much more well-read on the Marvel side of things than DC). What would be the best place to start?
>>154595851>>154597664>>154597684>>154597700I can get what you mean at times but Movie Mario has his moments in the nu movies. The ending was nice and before that, Peach's entire kingdom would have been nuked without his quick thinking.
>>154597689>What would be the best place to start?Well you might want to check out Crisis on Infinite Earths to see how Barry dies but it's enough to know he's dead and you can honestly just start at Wally's first issue. If you were at all a Spider-man fan it might actually scratch an itch you needed scratched.
>>154595284Same. Loved the old Mario cartoons.
>>154597720Because he was the one who built the park.
>>154597549Yeah true but at least then there was something worth fighting for, the juice aint worth the squeeze.
>>154597690You say that but people loved jango, you can absolutely do westerns
>>154595284>>154597716watched a lot of the old Mario shows with breakfast, good times with those cartoons.
>>154597735pop eye went into the public domain and all we got was a really shitty horror film.
>>154597760>The Adventures of Super Mario Brothers 3I get the cartoon was based on that game but that still feels like a really weird way to title it. Like the Super Show took a lot from Mario 2 but it wasn't called Mario 2.
>>154597774those shows were decent albiet poorly animated, when it comes to DIC shows I preferred inspector gadgetanimation errors and strange world building are part of the charm.
>>154596553i was just about to say lmao
>>154597606Isn't it a little hypocritical to say "disengage, pretend everything ended at issue [x], I'm free" but still check in on the latest garbage like you're still invested and expecting things to change?
>>154596349It kind of broke my illusion that the problem with the industry was strictly corporate, if an indie can screw the pooch that bad.
>>154572577The Boston Bomb Scare leading to Cartoon Network going downhill.
>>154572577Parker and Ellis' runs were fun, but I will always regret that the Thunderbolts got turned in to Marvel's Suicide Squad.
>>154576130I'm sorry but it looks hideous. No watch.
>>154572602looks so obviously just like a human pony show
>>154596783>Maul being aliveI can't take any Star Wars media that accepts this seriously, I just can'the was cut in half and fell down a shaft we can't see the bottom ofhe was dead, simple as
>>154595030>>154588209I just want to be able to use pony reaction images because they're amusing. Vtuber fans can, anime fans can, /co/ images in general can, etc, etcIts a small desire
>>154592572>that Zooble would be the worst of itwatched the entire thing and thought she was a normal woman the whole way through
>>154599831Take it up with George Lucas who brought him back, retard. If Anakin can survive getting cut to pieces and burned inside and out at the shore of a lava river, Maul can survive getting cut in half - something regular people survive IRL, not alien dark wizards in a fantasy setting. We also saw Luke fall into a bottomless pit in Empire Strikes Back. He survived that too. Also General Grievous is a literal jelly ballsack of organs and a brain, yet no one questions how he lives. It's funny that genndy trannies question Maul living and have no problem with all the retarded bullshit that happens in that ugly shitty series, lolI can't take any Star Wars media seriously that accepts that Mace Windu can fly in the air like a cannon ball and beat thousands of droids with his bare fists single-handedly when an entire Jedi strike force that included Mace Windu was nearly wiped out at Geonosis in the movie. I can't take any Star Wars media seriously that shows Yoda bringing massive Separatist carrier ships out of the sky, when he was struggling holding a small pillar in Attack of the Clones.Genndyfags are retarded hypocrites that obsess over the ugly, cheap, shitty, most overrated piece of media in the entire franchise, that only appeals to toddlers easily entertained by flashy lights and nonsensical retarded action, or to literal Mexicans, whose only extent of intellectual stimulation is General Grievous being le badass. It's a shitty Samurai Jack reskin, only worse, because at least Samurai Jack was not made with the sole intention of selling Hasbro toys.
>>154572602It’s too bad it practically never strayed past reskinned horseshow plots
>>154599932tl;dr
>>154599831>>154599932Quite frankly, you're both acting like retards.People love the Genndy style and far sillier things happen in Star Wars than Maul living. Its science fantasy, it doesn't need to make the most sense. For most viewers, they're fine suspending their disbelief with Star Wars.
>>154599969>acting like retardshe was cut in half and fell down a shaft you can't see the bottom ofhe's deadmovies only, 1-6, no one comes back from anything like thatboba fett also dies in the saarlac
>>154597557It’s funny how every superhero got cucked at some point
>>154572577IDW Sonic Issue 50Eight months spent building up two new characters only to get wiped out instantly all while making Sonic sound like a sanctimonious douche.>"I won't infringe on Mecha Hitler's freedom and am not morally culpable for people getting hurt in his wake because muh philosophy."Ian Flynn isn't capable of writing good stories anymore and even if he wanted to, Sega won't let him.
>>154572577Dan Didio ruining Beast Wars
Id puppets are /co/ then dark crystal age if resistance getting canned
>The last inhuman book was eight years ago and it was Death of the inhumans>The Inhuman's punishment for the push has lasted longer than the push did>reportedly getting blocked in the comics, and games even when the writers and programmers want to use them>This is longest any of the Inhumans have gone without appearing in their entire existence>Kamala gets turned into a mutant and it obliterates her sales to the point where she can't even sell one shots, and every X-team book she is in bombs>skipped their 60th anniversary>Fictional characters and their fans getting punished for something editorial forced on the writersThe worst part is this for literally no reason. Only people who like the Inhumans even noticed how hard they are getting fucked. Kamala and Moon girl are hard proof that downplaying their Inhuman side didn't improve their sales. Completely killing the sales poison narrative. Hell Kamala is proof the opposite, Every step towards synergy made her sales worse to point that they had to walk everything back and put off activating her mutant powers for two years.
>>154572577Not having a comics only board.
Tom King
>>154577104I've always heard>Cam Clarke as Fone>Rob Paulsen as Smiley>This might be a weird one, but...Danny Devito as Phoney
>>154577138You don't run away from your problems, you confront them. The Bones (especially Phoney) learned that in their time in the valley. They have to go home and set things right.
>>154572577No season 4 of Drawn Together.
>>154596077You are correct, but it's not just the mystique of the actors that has been lost, it's their star power. Actors now star in franchises because people are going to see the franchise, not the actor. Mackie actually sums it up perfectly.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oj8JK6c5x3M
>>154572577The fact that we're never gonna have adult animation that's actually good
>>154601390
>>154574608What? The people who go on about representation have talked a lot about how bad it was to lose Babs as disabled rep
>>154601407Venture bros? Primal? Even more on the european and japanese side.
>>154582269Seeing how Koreans, Hispanics, this site, and Tumblr exist together, I have to say we really dodged a bullet.
>>154582858>>154583365>>154583478To add to these, I absolutely miss when everyone on /co/ was watching and discussing the same cartoons. The culture and board unity we used to have here felt magic. Now because people have so many options the board feels extremely fragmented. The last samurai jack season was probably the last time this board felt united.
>>154600727I would like to know more on about this.
>>154601390Good
>>154582081I think Breevort knows it hasn't, but he also can't ignore that he posted that now that there are multiple screencaps of variations of his claims, so strategically it's better to just silently press on because if he admitted he was wrong and did everything in his power to undo the errors it wouldn't matter if readers forgave him, a screencap pairing the claim and confession would be the equivalent of a resignation letter if it made its way to Disney because it is legitimately an employee conceding they made a company's product worse across their tenure, evidence that he undid it would not be proof of him being good enough to keep aboard since it would just be resetting to the work standard before he was there, Tom would have to somehow reset and greatly improve on what he's caused to avoid such a post backfiring.However it's likely he won't have to do anything, Spidey and X-Men fans prove tolerant enough that he may be able to quietly step away like Quesada.
>>154591385Seem very tamed, to be honest.
>>154602248He doesn't need to fall on the sword and make a public apology. He doesn't have to say anything. Just make better comments. They used to do kind of shit all the time. They'd put a big BECAUSE YOU DEMANDED IT! banner on the covers or something like that.
>>154602325It's not for these people who go crazy when you "misgender" them, crazy bastards...
>>154599535nothing wrong with that
>>154598643>Isn't it a little hypocritical to say "disengage, pretend everything ended at issue [x], I'm free" but still check in on the latest garbage like you're still invested and expecting things to change?A little I suppose, but it's also really low effort. Or at least it was, depending on the status of RCO. You have to remember that it's only the internet. Someone can come in write a complete shit storm of a post where they complain or they can go back and forth for a bit, but once they do that they're going to go do something else. Just because you don't keep at it doesn't mean you have to stay silent and even if they're being noisy it doesn't mean they're living for the hobby.
>>154572577That the Venture Bros is venerated as an untouchable masterpiece that was screwed over by AS when the show was petering out after season 4. That's not to say the show's bad, and that AS' waffling didn't contribute to its decline, ontop of Doc and Jackson suffering problems over the course of making the series.I just wish the decline and flaws were allowed to be recognized without a million different disclaimers attached to take the onus off the writers.>>154573787Don't forget the SomethingAwful mentality, where you're not allowed to express enjoyment of anything without denigrating it as "silly" or "stupid" and the like. If you're not a total zealot, you have to constantly reaffirm how "normal" you allegedly are so no one can assume you're one of the "toxic fans".
>>154601390drawn together was just edgy.
>>154600694Sonic has never wanted to kill in any media, if you want that go read/play sonic.exe.
>>154599499I'm with you on that sometimes a show's art style is off putting.
There are no new cartoons
>>154600087Let's not forget Qui-Gon getting stabbed in the gut and dying, but Maul getting bisected and thrown down a shaft comes back because.
>>154596799this is such obvious trolling/shitposting its funny people get mad at it
>>154572643I always get this shit mixed up with Cerebus
>>154577122Morrison would have had her raped and dismembered and his fans would be outright gaslighting you about it ever happening
>>154582378Johns was a producer on that movie, because he was CCO of DC Entertainment, which owns the franchise
>>154601723>The last samurai jack season was probably the last time this board felt united.yeah because it fucking sucked and we all knew it
>>154572643>if it came out in the 90s~early00s it would have been a god awful animated/CGI mixed with live action mess >If it came out late 00s~10s it would have been Shrek like knock off >If it came out 10a~now it would have been a Minions like knock off Are you absolutely insane anon? We can count on one hand the amount of comic adaptions that were not total shit and they were all cape shit. You should be so grateful it was never touched.
>>154583365PA4 is legitimately a terrible movie tho. It's got lots of people trying very hard to make a good movie out of pieces of corpse and pigshit, and it's worse for how hard they tried. The one bright spot is Leslie Easterbrook in the pool and that only works because everybody had been wanting to see 'em since the first movie and she plays it absolutely straight like she doesn't even know that happens to wet cotton. And it's still just a weird dom fetish scene that's fun because boobs.
>>154601723When twitter took of the limiters of shitposting and monetized posts that was the death nail for this boards populaces nature. Removing the IP counter didn't help either as now you can get a feel for what threads are organic and what ones are forced. Place is in a near death loop of bad shitposting.
>>154593635>a lot of times the creatives tend to forget they don't own the characters and there need to be hard limits on what can be done with them, for the sake of the characters' long-term viability. It's even worse when someone's deliberately wrecking a character out of spite, or they're doing something that's going to render that character unsellable, but it was something 'progressive', so it's unretconnable.This is hearsay since I don't have the facts, but one claim I've heard is the writer for the infamous scene of Hank swatting Janet was supposed to be waving her away at worst and supposedly the artist didn't get that however the idea no one caught that seems iffy, either way my hang up is over another rumor I heard that someone familiar with abusive people had decided with or without permission to push the concept of making Hank a vehicle for that in the comics even though it was not Stan's intention with the pair.It's odd to think Hank could be in an entirely different reception space with writers and audiences if not for that.
>>154583667the Kyle-Yost X-Force ran for years on an absolutely awful premise - that the heroic X-Men need a wetworks squad - and at the time was really praisedthen after a few years of impotently whining to Cyclops that maybe kids shouldn't be on the team, Wolverine manned up and they had Schism... and the fans took Cyclops's sidethe murderous children sideso, that, that's how it gets that many issues, because the fans are assholes and editorial panders to them
>>154582858>>154583365Funny enough I have a ritual to avoid this by simply making a note the moment I have that "I should watch X" and going to it before I do any other hobbies or the like and if it's a TV show I don't binge-watch, it's one episode a night at most and if I still have the urge to watch something after the one episode I shift to something else. Took bit to get into the groove but it has been great these last nine years and I feel like I remember things better
>>154573787>some of whom have managed to force the hands of creators or, worse yet, became creators themselves.Vivienne and Goose are just the beginning. This trend of extremely immature people becoming indy creators is far from done.
>>154604495Just give 3day bans for "twittershill shit"
>>154604082Qui-Gon was a Jedi. Jedi are all about letting go and accepting death as a natural part of life. Plus he was going to become a Force ghost anyway. Qui-Gon also didn't die immediately. He was alive for the entire duration of Obi-Wan and Maul's duel. Sith are about prolonging life and being afraid of death, clinging to their physical shell with the Dark Side, alchemy and cybernetics. If they die they lose all their power, they don't believe in life after death and becoming one with the Force, so they gain abilities some consider to be unnatural. You're retarded, and you should feel bad for posting when you have zero knowledge on the matter.
>>154584232MJ didn't even show up until 1966, and they weren't an item until 1975 - didn't even kiss until then. If we took the whole of Spider-Man's run since 1963 as the 15 years of the sliding timeline, MJ and Peter were together for only 7.5 years and (originally) married for just 5 years.
>>154604082good people just dievillains come backyou obviously weren't around for the shitstorm in 1978 when Darth Vader was back for no reason after clearly being in a disabled fighter next to the exploding Death Star the year beforeand for the Holiday Special of all thingsit's amazing Empire ever got made is what it is
>>154604146gooseworx makes further comments confirming trans jax in a non-shitpost tone
>>154572577The Gumball movie:>End show on cliffhanger in hopes of getting a movie>Movie gets greenlit, script written by a literal who>Plot is absolute shit, glorified fanfiction>Zaslav becomes CEO, cancels the movie>Film is put in indefinite limbo>Gumball gets renewed for a seventh season>Realizes they have to address the cliffhanger>Write "The Rewrite" as the season finale to address it>Ben still wants to do the movie, said it has to go through the greenlighting process againAt this point, just don't give us the movie.
>>154604766Western media is death
>>154572577Disney's Star Wars
>>154604024cartoons are a dying breed, it can't compete with youtube brainrot video's.
>>154604146Creators shouldn't be trolling in an official capacity.
>>154604617>erm no you see the jedi all have to die and my favorite sith can come back because they're so hecking cool!Palpatine coming back was equally retarded you dumb faggot.
>>154605007If my work becomes famous, I'm going to troll the fuck out of the fanbase. I'll be the most debauched creep and hit on the dick starved autistic girls left and right.
>>154604454>if it came out in the 90s~early00s it would have been a god awful animated/CGI Funny enough, Telltale Games made an (incomplete) Bone adaptation once.
>>154605092I'm convinced that's exactly what Nefcy did with star vs.
>>154604766>Movie gets greenlit, script written by a literal who>Plot is absolute shit, glorified fanfictionWhat info out there details this further
>>154583323I like how it was handled in TAS. Nice, simple, and heartfelt. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWx2o5bKOaI
>>154573787>I'm still bitter about how discourse regarding /co/ media has degraded to the point where we have almost nothing beyond culture war shitflinging, pseudo-intellectual word-vomitThat's most of this website now. Outside of hentai threads and boards, nearly every fucking thread will devolve into something about Jews, Jeets or Xitter shit.
>>154572577The character assassination of Spider-Man since the late 00s. Granted, there's not a single superhero (or long running character in general) who hasn't been poorly written in some way over the years, but the concerted effort to bastardize and downplay him across all forms of media is highly depressing. You'd expect as much from the comics, back when Sony had sole media rights, but things have arguably gotten worse across the board since he was incorporated into the MCU.I can't think of a more glaring example of an A-list character being so far removed from their original intentions and the morals they're alleged to espouse.
>>154585823It just anon, I am sorry. I try watching 2000's era ones and their okay sometimes but you're delusional if you think people are "Reddit" for not liking them
>>154595284You know, I find it funny how people used to accuse Mario of having no personality. Then after the films came out, it became abundantly clear he did, and the films didn't have it. He's simple, but no one emotes like Mario.
>>154606596He still doesn't and any emotion he has boils down to going OWOWOWOWOWOWOW when Lava hits his bum. And credit to Charles Martinet for doing a good OWOWOWOWOW but Mario has no personality all the same. It's just the usual NOT MUH that comes with any film adaptation.
>Rebecca Sugar believing space nazies deserve redemption arcs but not for Jasper
Korra being so bad it destroyed Avatar as a franchise.
>>154606668>Never played any of the RPGS.Poser!
>>154606514*cough*I'm in the process of drafting a thread on why it was a terrible idea for Charles to let a traumatized post-WWII militant Jew try to teach baby Apocalypse about being chosen to lead the world.
>>154606693I thought avatar did that
>>154602248>spidey and x-men fansYeah anyone who tolerates that shit isn't worth discussing or humoring. Sure they can be a "fan" but that's meaningless. They don't know how to distinguish themselves and have taste or standards. Thus they corrupt and butcher the thing they "like" so in the end they are not true enjoyers. Just speculators and people with no critical thinking.Tom will not admit it. But I think enough pressure and time will force him to expose himself as affected by the criticism and/or crack under it. Doesn't matter if he concedes. It matters if he lets go or is let go. And day by day, it seems like Disney will just license Marvel rather than produce anything. That's their core area of profit with comics probably only causing losses and bad press. It will surely be bad press when they cease producing comics. But in the end, cutting off the tumor that is this whole team of people under the comics division would probably be better done sooner rather than later for the company. Hopefully it doesn't cause any fags to rethink their opinions on the editors and just celebrate their jobs being lost.
>>154600298Not really. It's sad to me that writers are so apathetic towards their jobs that they just resort to the same ragebait and drama bait every single time. It's literally one of the oldest tropes of all time and nothing new is added when they do it. It never gets more interest added to the story. It just leads to a sadsack protag, the pacing grinding to a halt, and a focus on shit that isn't the main appeal of superheroes.
>>154606729>that one time Mario wanted to punch a toad kid because he talked smack about him.
Invader Zim got canceled and the movie is a rounded-off pastel puke pileRobotomy was canceled even though it was funny and creativeSpace Goofs didn't end with them returning homeBallmasterz movie was total garbageWreck-it Ralph 2 wasn't about games at allMegamind 2 existsToy Story 4 and 5 existsCompanies will rape existing IPs with a tenth the budget forever because the masses just can't say no, and it's never better than the original.
>>154606428>I will beg God to bestow His grace on me, so that I may learn to forgive you.>Then I will ask Him to bestow His grace on you so that you might forgive your sin.This reminds me of another thing I hate nowadays, is the handling of religious characters like Nightcrawler. They're usually written by people with no understanding of the religion and no respect for it.Also, isn't the canon now that Mystique is his "father"? Just to have that lesbian angle.
Nintendo trusted Illumination to make a Mario movie.I'm not watching unless it's completely redubbed, music and voices. I didn't need Chris "I'm in literally everything" Hemsworth phoning it in as Mario when we have 40 years of reference material for what Mario should sound like.But the target audience is stupid kids/manchildren so of course it gets a billion dollars.
>>154606729Mario is a silent protag in the first one and Paper Mario is a canonically different character
>>154604395I get why they did Paralax since it's intro was divisive, but having Hal Gorden fall with him needing to reclaim his glory was a great aspect of his run.
>>154606845I hate how being a "fan" of something nowadays means you can't criticize it, you HAVE to like every dumb decision that's made or you aren't a "true" fan.
>>154606514This website is 99.99% trolling. Basically only jump in to state your opinion and get out. Nothing good can come from reading what's here.
>>154607203Oh shut the fuck up.
>>154607200I don't get when people bag on Chris for doing his voice when Charlie and Jack Black do the same thing. Hell, Jack Black goes even further and just plays himself as Bowser.100% agree, of course.
>>154607200it's Chris pratt not hemsworth.
>>154603907I feel like Something Awful is a way bigger contributor to terminally online people are so fucking insufferable than it's given credit for. Notice how many annoying shit flinging online troons are former goons? So... actual troons i.e. tranny goons?
>>154607203>he didn't play the bros series or seven starsalso, the Mario bros cartoon's would like a word.>>154607225this guy gets it, they are basically the same guy anyway, there's no reason not to make him actually determined.
>>154603937"wanting to kill" and "ignoring heinous crimes against humanity" are two different things entirely
>>154607501nigga he stops eggman every damn time, if he "ignored him" he'd let the world fall under his rule, it's not Sonic's job to be judge, jury and executioner.
>>154595030>removing the rule may bring their board's future into question, since it's "no longer necessary."There's so, SO many other boards that are significantly deader than /mlp/. I don't think it would be in any danger of getting removed if GR15 got axed.
>>154585702Not just Genndy's Clone Wars but the entire prequel trilogy itself now feels like a backdrop to the cartoon. It's all anyway cares to talk about these days and it's completely changed the way people look at the films. I feel like I'm talking about a completely different character when I mention Anakin.
>>154607492>also, the Mario bros cartoon's would like a word.Not canon
>>154607567All these dead boards and we can't separate comics and cartoons. But hey who wants another vidya board.
>>154606321From 2021:>Staying true to its self-referential and meta comedic roots that endeared The Amazing World of Gumball to fans around the world, the movie begins when Gumball’s biggest fan finds the show’s missing episode and accidentally opens a portal connecting his world to Gumball’s cartoon world. Upon meeting his heroes, our super fan decides to team up with Gumball, Darwin, Anais, Richard and Nicole to save them from a nefarious force overtaking Elmore, while inadvertently unleashing a threat of their very own. Utilizing the latest animation techniques and CG technology, the movie promises to be both a comedic, emotional, and epic conclusion for fans of the original series and a new beginning in establishing the world for the accompanying series. The Amazing World of Gumball: The Movie! (wt) will be executive produced and directed by Ben Bocquelet (The Amazing World of Gumball) from a script written with Shane Mack (Coffee and Kareem). Sam Register, Vanessa Brookman and Sarah Fell are also on on board as executive producers.https://press.wbd.com/us/media-release/hbo-max/warnermedia-kids-family-greenlights-new-amazing-world-gumball-movie-and-series
>>154608498>muh cannonshiggy doesn't give a fuck about cannon or story anyway also the movie literally referenced it.