Satsuki's Dub VA Got Her Start in Lesbian Hentai EditionPrevious thread: >>154545682
>>154574995I will never stop.
>>154574995>Satsuki's Dub VA Got Her Start in Lesbian Hentai EditionI know the ones you mean. I'm pretty sure I heard her in Angel Blade, and I know for a fact she's the rapist loli dyke in Hotaruko.
>>154575021Nobody wants to stop you.
Pigeons
Post exorcist angels.
>>154575357I only got Lute the Goat
>>154575357
>>154575903Based.
Pls post cute adam/lute stuff
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>>154576405Cute!
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>>154576534
>>154576548>Lute, from today on, drink more milkWhat did he mean by this?
>>154574241I thought people meant Looty gotten banned from 4chan and Twitter at the same time and the only thing left was BlueSky.
>>154576567Nah she didn't get banned from Twitter
>>154576582Oh. That was the impression I gotten because I don’t really interact with those sites besides getting art sometimes.
I ship looty and matpat
>>154576617Please no.
>>154576617No. Also his name is Bugcuck.
>>154576626All that sexual tension, day in and day out yjk they're just being tsundere to each other, its classic enemies to lovers
>>154574995DON'T LOSE YOUR WAAAAAAAAY!!!!
>>154576649No. Since Bugcuck might be gay. The only man for him is the Lord.
>>154576680Theyre clearly obsessed with each other
>>154574315Actually, I told him multiple times to not sleep with her. He did then turned completely crazy afterwards. God lost his patience and allowed a demon to test him.
>>154576688Bugcuck beefs with anyone who calls out his bullshit. Been telling him he is a retard for the past few weeks.
>>154576708My “BS” policy of keeping it simple to Lore that is established and shown in show instead of interviews people can’t really seem to understand the language of?
>>154576680Is keeping your pants on as a straight man an impossible task?
>>154574995I love lesbians
>>154576977Adam....
>>154576977Like just watching? Or joining in?
>>154576993yes
>>154577084Ew
>>154577084In my headcanon the only reason vaggie stays with charlie despite the general mistreatment is that the sex must be amazing
>>154577116that is literally every toxic relationship anon
>>154577107no EW!you EW!!
>>154577173Straightness is the peak of creation.
>>154577238The Exorcists often worn their uniforms all of the time. I wonder if Adam met Lute that way and it given her time to “reveal” herself to the way she thinks will appeal to him the most.
>>154577238He understands quality
>>154577261She takes her helmet off more often than he does.
>>154577276Why doesn't he show his face often?
>>154577276Yes. But that’s after they met. The show reveals angels have multiple forms in season 1 and 2 that are far less human by Sera, Emily, and Lucifer.
>>154577238Arent exorcists just "winners"? Why the hell else would vaggie randomly start talking mexican like val and carmilla who were obviously people from earth who died and went to hell?
>>154577289Probably because of Abel
>>154577305No. Their origins and etc. were changed in the final show to be heavenborns.
>>154577329Pretty sure Vaggie being an obnoxious Latino is a leftover from when she was a moth sinner.
>>154577274the feather charlie signs her embassy signature form was adam's feather - it had the same purple shaft as the feather adam plucks out of himself to write with in the court scene.
>>154577329You can never be sure, all it takes is one line of dialogue somewhere to screw with the flowchart. Though the idea that Heaven was secretly Space Mexico the entire time is funny.
>>154577463So it’s written in Adam’s blood.
>>154575903>OurSo that's why snakes can unhinge their jaws...
>>154577305>Arent exorcists just "winners"?No.
>>154575347Vultures
>>154577588no, adam's blood is gold as kindly demonstrated by niffty. he's just got a little more colour depth than just yellow to his wings is all.
>>154576418Why is she pregnant and not Adam?
>>154576744Quiet
>>154577587>Heaven was secretly Space MexicoThat's a horrifying concept
>>154577650I thought the text was written in gold.
>>154577660Cuz his dick is just that good.
>>154577711Or Lute lives in the Mexican district of heaven and hasn’t yet spoken taco cause it exposes her.
>>154577711Honestly when i was watching for the first time i thought adam was black since the first time he takes off his helmet the lighting was dim or whatever and he seemed darked skinned (ala sera and emily) and i thought they were going with the whole africa as the cradle of civilization thing; was really only in fanart and later on that i realized he wasnt black
>>154577771What?
>>154577777In the s1 finale, when adam's mask finally came off, since it was kinda dark or whatever because in hell, i thought he was a black guy, following along with sera and emily being black i just watched the show blind and didnt know nothing about hellborn or heavenborn or whatever and thought everyone was formerly human; with the first and highest ranking humans being black by evolutionary canon
>>154577720that'd be pretty metal for charlie to be writing in adam's blood but i'm pretty sure that that's just ink. in court his writing is black.
What if Lute is actually a Latina and Vaggie resembles what she used to be the most.
>>154577771>>154577850Viv just kinda went with white people for the Eden humans. Kinda funny.
>>154577869What is Lute was my wife who had sex with me daily?
>>154577960Then you would be Adam
I absolutely think we’re getting more lore in season 3 than Eden, Cain and Abel, and Lucifer that will be very relevant to the whole narrative.
>>154577755>>154577869As we saw in the show, Hazbin universe has automatic, stereotypical musical instruments following some latinos so that they play every scene.Plus all the time people unexpectedly burst into Spanish like Carmilla, Vaggie and...Valentino? You think Hell would be more..."diverse"
Does Adam let girls play with his butthole? Asking for a friend.
>>154578445Angel Dust is supposed to be Italian and Niffty is Japanese but you don't really feel it. Also heard Baxter might be German. They apparently got the Axis powers together.
>>154578567Niffty is American Japanese
>>154578567We all know only Latinos get the special treatment of stereotypical musical stings. Too bad, I would like to hear someone say Mama mia everytime Angel speaks or BANZAI everyime Nifty goes crazy.
>>154578513yes but hands, mouth and non-realistic dildos only.
>>154577869Are the exorcists Heaven's cartel members?
>>154578648Slipping a few fingers into Adam's ass and feeling his tight sphincter pulse and pull them in further...
>>154578666Yes. And Sera beaten Lute senselessly for speaking a silver of Spanish.
>>154578704>ywk edge adam's prostate until he crieswhy fucking live
What's Adam's usual takeout order?
>>154579039Ribs. Probably with fries and some drink.
Adam’s very fat and round butt.
>>154579142Psst Lute this isn't Google
>>154579039Lamb, pork, beef? Chargrilled lamb ribs can’t be topped
>>154579340He prefers pork according to the official cookbook. He's Old Testament but not Jewish apparently.
>>154579142extremely biteable. >>154579361are there any scans of the cookbook?
>>154579412>are there any scans of the cookbook?It's on Mobilism under eBook Releases by Category » Non-Fiction » Food & Drink
>>154579412
Hello
>>154579706Kitty
>>154579706Hello, Screencapsis.
>>154579412We need a name for you to indoctrinate you into the adamsisters collective
>>154575286Yuri lovers do. They don't understand that GuitarPrincess is the strongest pairing in terms of narrative fulfillment this setting could produce.Adam redeems himself through the love he and Charlie share. The daughter of Lucifer rids Adam of his hatred of the majority of his descendants. It's kino I tell you KINO!
>>154579889i don't need indoctrinating i've been imagining that man pregnant for months on my own.
>>154579755What?
>>154579921>They don't understand that GuitarPrincess is the strongest pairing in terms of narrative fulfillment this setting could produce.I think this is still Guitarspear whether or not she's Eve>She's not EveAdam finally moves past the Eden hangup he's been holding onto his entire life and forgives his past through the love of a Lucifer-parallel Heavenborn angel who rebels against Heaven for him and takes him as her very own Lilith>She's EveShe's fucking Eve
>>154580003Based.
>>154580003I dub thee Milkyfujo.
>>154579921>Yuri lovers do. Their opinion is irrelevant.
>>154580030Nice
Lilith Eve is really dark when I think about it. Like Adam refers to Charlie as Lilith’s daughter, but he’s actually referring to Charlie being Lillith’s daughter and he’s been aware of this the whole time. It gives that whole scene of him eating ribs and offering them to Charlie a whole different meaning.
Bugcuck is being retarded again.
Looty will be the Vaggie of the adamsisters. >does not actually like Adam>is banned from heaven
Adam and Abel are the only Exorcists that don’t carry weapons. Male ants, wasps, and hornets lack stingers.
>>154580174trvthnvke
>>154580171She doesn't like Adam?
>>154580174what'd adam hit alastor with then, his dick? he should've.
>>154580174Is Sera the Queen right?
>>154580174Adam has a GuitarAxe you Larper. Abel probably doesn't have anything because he doesn't fight and is a major pussy.
>>154580213Sera is a black queen but I'm not sure how this relates to bug fetish retardation.
>>154580201She probably likes him as a character alright but she's not horny for him. She doesn't even ship Guitarspear which makes the sheer autistic obsession and dedication to her Lute is Eve theory even more impressive.
>>154580209I forgot about the guitar actually being a axe.
>>154580237What does she ship though?
Why is /co/ so Guitarspear centered? Not complaining of course, its the best thing to come out of the show, but I find it interesting
>>154580213Her or Lute. Depends on who is expected to produce the exorcists.
>>154579921lol lmao even
>>154580250Emilute apparently
>>154580255I guess most Fujo and Yuri stuff is more popular on the trash threads so this place naturally gravitates towards GuitarSpear.
>>154580283>Abel gets cucked by his own mom
>>154580260That’s why if Lute is Eve, I’m expecting the explanation is that the Exorcists are basically watered clones of her.
>>154580283Huh. Ok.
>>154580255because everywhere else everyone gets so furious about the idea that adam and lute genuinely liked each other (often claiming to be feminist while entirely denying lute's agency to be a shitty person in her own right while doing so which is very funny) that any discussion about adam or lute or guitarspear gets endlessly sidelined by people dropping in to remind everyone that they're talking about a BAD GUY.
>>154580295Of course it’s more popular on trash. Trash for the people that belong there. Trash corrupts fandoms into being total degenerates. Losing pleasure from the norms.
>>154580300That boy can't stop taking Ls.
>>154580314How is Lute bad?
>>154580316Most of us came from the /trash/ communities>>154580255Hazbin Hotel has a whole load of different threads and mini communities across 4chan and at the moment the Adam subsection is here but in the past they were concentrated in /hhg/ (which also had a reputation for being Guitarspear focused for a time) and then on the dedicated Adam and Heaven thread /hbg/ which is now dead.
>>154580314It's true that here is one of the few places you can discuss GuitarSpear without having to deal with the retards who shit on the ship with the most insane leaps of logic arguments possible.
>>154580314I can't imagine caring enough about that ship to even bring it up in the first place. Like overwhelming apathy towards it. I don't understand why people talk about it good or bad.
>>154580350Depends. If it's the Lute headcanon/ fanfic/lesbian then she's innocent and all the bad stuff she did was because Adam brainwashed her. A lot of Lute " fans" are larpers that ignore her show character for whatever brand of headcanon they want for her. If Lute turns out to be Eve these types will have the worst meltdown ever.
It is interesting that Adam posters resettled on /co/. Deer posters and TV posters went to /cm/. I think it's because Adam is too wrapped up with female characters and posters would reject a board that won't let them post Guitarspear and other het ships.
>>154580350smacked that one exorcist around a bunch, did a bunch of genocides very enthusiastically and just recently disobeyed sera in failing to retrieve emily (which abel also fucked up at tbf) and almost got the pride ring nuked with herself still in it, but like none of that has anything to do with lute taking a nap on adam's stomach so he can't do anything for the rest of the day, or adam giving lute all the smooches she deserves (all of them).
>>154580413Emily was holding up a Kami Kami ha. Lute grabbing her would trigger an explosion.Also, the only good sinner that died was Pentious.
>>154580408Adam is the only part where Hazbin Hotel is actually a female centric show.
>>154580444I'll never understand straight women. Disgusting.
>>154580453Are you a man?
>>154580433lute made it extremely clear that the explosion was the goal for her, that's why she started fighting vaggi. but yeah that remains the most hilarious part of the show. none of the sinners who died in the exorcisms OR that got vaporised by vox's beam were worthy of heaven. not one. god has permitted all of those souls to be permanently erased with no hope of salvation.
>>154580460I'm a goat that found a laptop. What kind of question is that?
>>154580478A gay man?
>>154580444Hazbin Hotel's biggest facilitator of strong female characters, Mr Misogyny Himself
>>154580491Hell no. What's your point?
>>154580493We need the icon of racism to be in Hazbin Hotel. He’ll be the most diverse character ever. Black women and Indian men everywhere.
>>154580493He gets stabbed to death by a tiny chick in a dress. It's no surprise women get a laugh out of him.
>>154580503So a gay woman
>>154580469I don’t think the Speaker is against exterminations.
>>154580521Stupid questions should be animal abuse. You've yet to answer my conundrum as well.
>>154580453Adamsisters own (You)
Vaggie will be exposed on actually never having a chance agaisnt Lute and will be given beatings from the flashback exorcist.
>>154580562>Adamsisters ownApparently a large freezer of pork ribs.
>>154580557You don’t understand cis women
>>154580063The idea of Adam roughly guiding Charlie's head as she service his manhood then putting her in the prone bone position is so good.
>>154580578Fuck it I'm going to watch police bodycams. Adam got owned and this show is for human nerds.
>>154575021>Adam comes back >Ends up Charlie's father figure Imagine the seethe
>>154580353You forget the lore, after they got banished after the s1 finale, the /co/ Adamfags migrated to /trash/ and now we're back
>>154580616You have issues.
>>154580623i'd be down so long as we got the smuggest 'more than anything - dad version' reprise (sidenote, in s1 why does vaggi's love for charlie piggyback twice off of songs explicitly about familial bonds?), i really think not letting adam and charlie sing together was a mistake. i think their voices would sound great together.
>>154580295Those have their own boards. Simple enough conclusion.
>>154580566Vaggie has jobbed to Lute twice. The only reason she even sort of won in the S1 finale was because of some RNG rubble.
>>154580578You're talking to a troll
>>154580623Only a few sjw tier retards would be pissy. No one actually cares about this show. It's not well written or animated.
>>154580665Sounds like cope.
Is Lute taking eyes inspired by the other mother taking the eyes of the children she deceived.
>>154580566Lute get off 4chan.
>>154580676>It's not well written or animated.It's true. But GuitarPrincess fanart has a hold on me.
>>154580792What
>>154580828You have my sympathy.
>>1545802554chan is the last website where you can be straight and not hated for it. It's no surprise most fans of a straight ship would flock here.
>The jump when Sera teleports behind themI wish we had more time watching them chudding around Heaven like a pair of Saturday morning cartoon bullies
>>154580792If this is a vore centric porn comic I'm calling the creator a racial slur.
>>154580986It's a redraw of one of the smut novels from Emberlynn's bedroom in Helluva Boss
How many boys actually even hang out here?
>>154581228My guess is an even 50/50 male/female split.
>>154581267We should all kiss each other :3
>>154575021I don't know who you are but I agree with this.
>>154581267That’s in trash. Here and cm. Female dominated.
>>154580310
>>154580171>Check the profile>Is a queer latinaWell damn, ok. That being said, why does this thread keep linking her profile?
>>154582111Women. It’s always women.
>>154581228>Adam lurks here
>>154582111>That being said, why does this thread keep linking her profile?She's banned and has humorous takes, so this is the closest we've got currently.
>>154581267>50m/20f(m)/30f >Still means actual irl girls exist who come to their /co/ chudbox to talk about lute and Adam and how viv can't write women without getting socially lynched
>>154574995>Adam is Junketsu>Senketsu (the kamui that actually has a personality and character) is just Senketsuwhy not make him like, Niffty or something
>>154583109>why not make him like, Niffty or somethingThat would be homophobic
>>154581267I refuse to believe there's more than 2 women in these threads.
>>154581267Lucky for me I only skim the parts I wanna see. Like post threads that leads to shitting on Adam and not feel self conscious telling them that ADAM SUCKS LUCIFER COCK and NIFFTY ENDED HIS ASS!!
>>154580493I do like how he now exists to make fun of the fujo fanbase, and will go as far to say that I like him more now in his alleged death than I ever did when he was alive.
>>154583486You new here?
>>154583452How? This is Hazbin Hotel. Deltarune over there is filled with chicks too. Where do you think where all of the yaoi comes from?
>>154583452Pretty sure there's more than 2 during active hours. They just like talking here.
>>154583609Anyone who speaks like that is easily identifiable as a man.
>>154583548heyI see plenty of Adam glazing around these partsionic or genuinethat bItch is DEADDEDEAD!!
>>154583666He’s walking around going on about his feelings.
>>154583680>He’s walking around going on about his feelings.Yeah, in HELL!!
>>154583452Yeah it's just a bunch of faggots thirsty for Adam.
>>154583666Ok so? He's genuinely a fun character. Him being dead just means he ain't getting the S2 retard treatment like Charlie, Alastor, Vox or Lucifer.
>>154583639Ok? Still there's obviously a couple women here. Don't know why you want exact statistics.
>>154583739Everyone but Vox was dumb and Vox was already a dumbass. So him being dumb already is what dumbed down the better characters like Alastor or Charlie. Lucifer was already useless.
>>154583687Yes he is.Keeps him away from Lute and that woman up there.
>>154583687>Yeah, in HELL!!For what? My hero did nothing wrong.
>>154583758Who cares????????? Only dudes isolated from women do.
>>154583843You're one asking for exact statistics. I don't give a shit. I just wanna discuss Hazbin stuff with the rest of the nutjobs here.
>>154583842It’s nothing he has done. He’s there because he choses to be.
>>154583882I never asked statistics.
>>154583886>>154583842
>>154583388Still funny.
>>154580357That makes sense. On every fucking reddit thread about guitarspear has people complaining about how they LIKE the ship. They feel like they have to come up with 50 different explanations about why its okay to like the characters. Its just strange
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>>154583452Wrong>>154583732Gay men do not give a fuck about Guitarspear.
>>154584260>Gay men do not give a fuck about GuitarspearOr Adam weirdly enough. He doesn't seem to attract the gay man gaze.
>>154584310And yet people got wildly upset when they revealed his son to be straight.
>>154584369That's just the fujos being crazy.
>>154584128That is accurate.
>>154584145That guy tends to be more entertaining so he wins.
>>154584526Alastor? After S2 I just can't take him seriously.
>>154584556That's okay, you don't have to to be entertained.
>>154584564You had a perfect opportunity for " ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? " and you didn't take it.
>>154584777Fair enough. Checked.
I always feel like if you just look at Adam and Lute and overlook the Abel, you will never have a complete picture.
>>154584904Vague nothing post. That's a bot for sure.
>>154584904Abel having to restrain his mother by putting on the mask was pretty lowkey.
>>154584986Deep down she must have been a little bit proud of him.
>>154584962Eh it's probably just some classic discussion starter. Not sure who it is though.
>>154584986I don’t really see it. Lute actually being Abel’s mother would’ve provoked a lot of rage from her. Like it was some sick joke that after Adam they’ll be throwing in her first son that gotten his life cut short by a betraying sinner.
surely this will have no future reference to the story at largebeing a filler season and such
>>154585042Season 2 could’ve been a Hazbin hotel movie instead.
>>154585069far better ideacould had been a premium purchase at the very cheapest
>>154584310Which is unusual because he has that body type that gay men seem to love but then again every interesting relationship he has is with women. Even the most bear loving gay can tell that this guy is obsessed with women and a gay relationship with him would be forced and OOC. Adam is extremely straight and I don't even mean due to stereotypes, I mean he's fixated on women 24/7 almost to a pathological degree and men don't feature on his radar probably because in his eyes he's already the original and best. To Adam it's all about him and how the entire concept of women should be revolving around him.
>>154585040>Headcanon Alert
>>154585074I mean other Adam Heaven just has two other male characters. Peter who sucks ass and barely interacts with Adam and Abel which randomly popped into existence in S2 (people genuinely believed he was deleted from the universe before we got his design and existence revealed in that Christmas art.)
Watch the fat bitch make Nifty Eve.
>>154585073Yeah. But, remember, they aren’t smart, like at all. I wouldn’t be surprised if season 3 feels like a 2 season plot shoved into one season.
>>154585101Niffty is confirmed Japanese American. I'm pretty sure we're safe from her being Eve since Viv believes all Eden humans must be pure white people.
>>154585112>Eden humans must be pure whiteVery telling.
Looty stop entertaining tirades from twitter users who think 'gs shippers are gross'. I am not gross. I'm vaccinated and I don't even carry most diseases
>>154585146You have something against GuitarSpear?
>>154585136I mean look at her track record.>All Eden humans are white >Alastor the mixed black man is enslaved and kept as a pet by the most white woman ever( Rosie)>Viv believes transface is wrong so we ain't getting a Jax situation >Hell is filled with gays and journalists >Spanish guitar plays whenever a Latino is onscreen >Lucifer is massive loser >The most entertaining characters are the straight demon hating Adam and Lute >Abel is confirmed straight and will probably colonize Emily with his BHC.
>>154574995
Thank you Looty
>>154585042I wanna live in Zeezi's cleavage
>>154585042Zestial is so damn fall.
>>154585263What did she do?
>>154585257>A nightmare inhabited by evil, vile creatures ruled by the embodiments of Man's worst traitsSo pre-2020 hell was California as well?
>>154585392Worse.
>>154584128As long as there is a smut artist working on guitarprincess drawings or fics it's not over.
>>154585463Kinda funny there's more smut of Adam banging Charlie then her fuck ass ex boyfriend before Vaggie. The green Tumblr sexyman looking guy.
>>154585367Loaned me a million dollars
>>154585541Like a bet?
>>154585562Like a million dollar loan to buy a mansion
>>154585567A million dollars would only get you a starter home these days, bro.
>>154585202-fart sound-
>>154585995Adam...
>>154586022
>>154585518>Kinda funny there's more smut of Adam banging Charlie then her fuck ass ex boyfriend before Vaggie.As it's right and proper
>>154585257Whoever wrote that mustn't have watched a lot of cartoons from the 90s, because I remember hell being portrayed in them as more silly than horrifying. Even the hell in the Spawn movie wasn't that horrifying, and not just because of the crappy CGI either.
>>154585275She's voiced by a fat black dude
>>154586842Hearsay!
>>154585257This dipshit does know what South Park is, right?
>>154586850No, it's a direct fact, but it is heresy that such casting was allowed.
>>154580520I be frank, half the women I talk wants to fuck him, the other, slightly smaller half wants to fuck him and make him worse.The last remaining ones are Alastor fans who hate him.
>>154586964Deer fans are weird.
Is there any art of unmasked Adam with human Vox? Not even shipping, I just want to see them interact.
>>154586857>South Park is, rightVizisomething sure doesn't.
>>154586454This is why Western media is dead.
>>154587532I'll never forget Morgan Terry's reaction to Adam wrecking Alastor's shit. People mock her "It's not your fault, Angel" breakdown, but her hyping up Al only to lose her shit when Adam slashed him is way cringier, in my opinion.
>>154588767Who the hell is Morgan Terry?
>>154588767Her hugging the angel dust plushy can never escape my mind.
>>154586964Speaking of Adam haters, its amusing how a 2 dimensional cartoon villain can inspire this much deranged seethe and rent free vitriol that you see online
>>154589038He is 3 dimensional especially in the stomach area
>>154583524he is not safe from us.
>>154588767>>154589033I have no idea who Morgan is but...he does know Alastor is...Alastor? The most questionable member of the Hazbin Hotel.Like, he is Vox but worse if only Vox doesn't eat people. He is a serial killer cannibal who made deals with demons before dying. The most good thing he did in life was probably dying ironically.The best thing I can say about him is that he at least doesn't rape people like Valentino
Abel in season 3: https://youtu.be/eW3ZGROFfmw
>>154589598She's a super childish lady who overreacts to the show while watching it. She's super obsessed with it and tends to say some pretty cringe stuff.
>>154589630He's gonna get raped/rape Charlie? Bravo Vivzie.
Rosie is cute.
>>154588767just went to watch it for myself and jesus yeah i know reactors exaggerate for interactions but damn. i always thought that 'i'm about to end your fucking life!' line was cringe (and was the first sign that alastor was fucked, being that overconfident) so seeing someone find it genuinely cool was a new experience. >>154589598anyone who stans alastor but shits on adam is a hypocrite, there's no ways about it.
>>154574995>dub
>>154580444>>154580493I am not joking when I say that Adam is perfect for women, catnip even. You can literally put him into some of the popular women's romance fiction."Adam calls me perfect.His flawless pet.His good girl.Broken down, and wounded by my emotionally neglectful ex Seviathan/Vaggie, I wanted someone to tell me I was good enough.Then, I stumbled into the embassy with an Angel who brought me to my knees - literally. He has me do things a real Princess of Hell would never do.Adam tells me I’m more than just good enough. I’m worthy of his praise.There are a million reasons why I should stay away. The Head of the Exorcists is not just my enemy- he’s 50 times my age.And my mother’s ex....With him, I am treasured. I am adored. I am his.I’m a good girl, but I’m falling for the wrong man.Adam Kadmon knows what he wants - and he wants me.So, how far will I go to hear his approval?"
>>154589695Rosie a best
>>154589598>I have no idea who Morgan is but...he does know Alastor is...Alastor?>heIt's "they," you fucking bigot
>>154589746Quiet, weeb
>>154589830My favorite Slave and Slaver couple!
>>154589847I thought it was she.
>>154589901Alastor cucking the devil????
They should have made models of the characters just so they can make their art more consistent with good references.
>>154590086It is just funny that you can look and see Rosie and Alastor as White Victorian Women and Black Slave.
>>154590051Disgusting enbyphobe
>>154590115That's how I see them because it the funniest thing ever. He's literally a deer that got buck broken.
>>154590086You think Rosie is Lilith?
>>154590119>Disgusting enbyphobeI have no idea what that is.
>>154589810God, this is so cringe but I would kill for that exact Charlie/Adam fic
>>154590168Rosie uses an old design for Lilith.
>>154590409It may be cringe but it's accurate.
>>154589810except these aren't the vibe either - adam isn't 'suave eloquent bad boy rich man' at all. that's how you get that one really shitty guitarprincess fic where adam's waxing lyrical about how charlie's innocent love could possibly overcome the darkness in his heart or whatever.
>>154589810...I am serious considering buying one of them.
This is a woman’s general.
>>154590579I'd say it's a vaguely 50/50 split.
>>154590579can ""you"" all just stop trying to make people believe women use the internetthey are birthing babies as that is all they seem to think they are good for
>>154590600I’m struggling to find men here.
am I not a man? what is a man?
>>154590614adam's good for birthing babies too, his hips are absurd.
>>154590674adam can probably birth some brownies with all the garbage he ingests
>>154590614Birthing babies is Lute’s penance
>>154590643HE-MAN
>>154590715Because she's secretly Eve. Not sure how much of penance it is for her since she probably enjoyed making them with Adam.
>>154590748Retirement and constant exhaustion
>>154590748nah birthing babies fucking sucks, imagine recovering from an episiotomy done with a stone knife before germ theory was discovered and any form of pain relief existed.
>>154585040>A mother doesn't want her son to take on the mantle of his father I think you're not getting what that guy is laying down and possibly have a poor family life.
>>154590730I literally watched one of those hour compilations the other night and the number of times the transitional scene with He-Man logo just swiping on screen with narration shouting HE-MAN! like 20 fucking time in an episode. I don't know how I did not get annoyed by that as a kid. Must had loved that fucking show and the toys.
>>154590794It was literally a month of Adam’s death and she’s still not over it.Putting Abel to the mix would made the secret Eve put her sword at Sera’s throat.
>>154590765>>154590784Making them was the fun part. Birthing them and raising them(especially Abel) wasn't that much fun.
>Lute is punished to birthing out the replacements to the Exorcists
>>154590452>Ok Charlie Just imagine him without the mask>Oh no he's hot!
>>154590855with my donation of sperm!
>>154590181Exactly
>>154590824Or she doesn't care that much about Abel. It's Hazbin. He could have been their least favourite child. Viv already confirmed Abel ain't Adam's favourite son.
>>154590452That must be why I love Adam but those novels make me dryer than the Sahara desert
>>154590643A miserable little pile of shitposts!
>>154590873That sounds bizarrely lazy.
>>154590181they are heck'n valid and cute
>>154590862adam is genuinely hot under the mask, i never understood the rush of people calling him ugly. i like his eyebags and his final smile is so sweet.
>>154591043They wish he looked as “pretty” as Lilith, Lucifer, and Alastor. The corpse lookers.
>>154591043He's more handsome than Lucifer, Vox and Alastor and that's including the latter two's human forms.
>>154577084middle left only shows up for a single goddamn frame, I found it once and never again
>>154591043lol what a fag
>>1545770841/10 Would Puke Again.
>>154577084
>>154591319Milky is all woman
>>154591360Milk comes from cows, silly.
>>154591378no it comes from adam.
>>154591354and really hot
>>154577084That's hot.mp4
>>154591381That's what makes him the Father of Humanity
The main girls got nothing on these three
>>154591354Did she say that because they are lesbians or because they are an angel and a demon? or both?
>>154591381>>154591570Anon that's not milk.It's liquid fat.
>>154591617I'll take left and middle.But also I disagree. Emily and Charlie are adorable as sin.
>>154591649fresh butter for my toast, adam is so thoughtful.
>>154591666Get off the computer, Satan.
>>154591675satan probably is large enough to squeeze adam like this for his butter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoG0vv-twCA
>>154591663I mean, the speaker of god and even Sir Pentious in his human form are adorable. But in terms of puro sexo nobody can't compete with the Huskettes.
All this talk of Adam's milk but what about Sera's milk. How do you guys think Adam became so strong.
>>154591931That frigid dyke never fed him anything.
>>154591951Probably fed him while in Eden.
>>154591966She didn't even though he was crying for milk. Adam is so strong and broke that cycle of abuse by feeding first Eve then his exorcists and now all of us human descendants who need him.
If you pray in front of a mirror 3 times Adam appears and breastfeeds you
>>154591636bothit's always both anon
>>154591636>>154592391nah i think it's the angel/demon thing; canon straight ally adam would find lesbians hot but i don't think he'd let lute make a homophobic comment in front of him, similar to how IMO he won't flirt with lute because he's so sure she's a lesbian.
>>154590873You're talking to a schizophrenic with a bug fetish
I like to think that the only reason Adam got grossed out by Lute's comment is that pussy is the only part of a woman he respects.
>>154590824>Lute able to crash out at seras over Abel being made head of the army they're not supposed to have >Isn't punished for that 4 some reason >Lute Abel dynamic is informal and lute directed until he mans the fuck up (this doesn't piss off lute)
>>154592644We have nothing about the army itself. Them not supposed to exist or not is just a wild card idea with no backing.There’s barely any dynamics with Lute and Abel at all cause season 2 is lousy as season 1.
>>154592641She's so proud of herself
It's fuckin hot.
You wanna know how ‘It starts with sorry’ needs to bite Charlie in the ass and hard?When Lucifer actually does apologise to Lute!Eve. And I don’t mean in the corny ‘it starts with sorrry’ way. No, the man actually breaks down and pleads for Eve’s forgiveness. He’s sorry… for all of it. And he means it.> Lute!Eve: “Alright…” (proceeds to mortally wound him) “Accepted.”
>>154593090This, but with Vaggie instead of Lucifer
>>154593185Vaggie doesn't have anything to apologise for
>>154593090Honestly? I just want Charlie to try that bullshit with a Sinner with huge crimes. Like Alastor or Valentino-level sinners.Like, I like Pentious, Angel and Husk but all of them have weaksauce sins, that are understandable and sympathizable. Especially Pentious. ...it is just hard to take Charlie seriously when she has kindergarten-level planning and skills. Plus sometimes downright bipolar behavior. Like, you went and got help from Cannibal Town, got them under the promise to eat angel flesh! Now most of the people coming to your hotel comes to kill Angels with you! At least go find the Serial Killer neighborhood, at least they wouldn't eat their victims.Just think about it, lets say you are a Sinner, fresh or otherwise. Your sins aren't too bad compared to others and you hear about Hazbin Hotel. Her pitch sounds good and you aren't too broken or raped or enslaved to not try. Then you hear how it is under the sponsorship of Alastor, the cannibal serial killer Radio Demon. How the Princess gather cannibals from the Cannibal Town, faced Angels and got them eaten.Would you go to that place? Fucking hell, anyone with the slightest understanding of any of the Abrahamic religions and a working brain would stay away from that place.
You know how they were saying Charlie was going to end Season 4 a changed person from when she starts the show? More confident and certain of herself? Helping to redeem Original Sin anyone?
>>154593213I have doubts about her intellectual capacity to even think about the original sin, let alone redeem it. She is better suited to redeeming playground bullies.
>>154593226>redeeming playground bulliesLike Lute?
Sera's lesbian flavored heavenly milk. The nectar of the god(s).
>>154593262Actual 10 year olds. They would appreciate her drawings at least.
>>154593338huh...I forgot or didn't notice that her hands only have 4 fingers. Maybe my brain never actually put attention to it before.
>>154593197Look, Charlie's problem is that she's a sheltered, rich girl who had the privilege of being nice.You know who she is? She's what Lute *used* to be in Eden.This is what Season 3 (especially if the finale is where Lute makes her move and drops the mask) and Season 4 need to hammer into her skull. She's gotta check her privilege and Grow. Up.Yes, there are shades of grey, Charlie. But there are some truly bad people you will never get through to. And could everyone be redeemed? Well... redemption could come from *anywhere*, but it's like the saying 'anyone can change'; it doesn't mean they *will.*This is why I really hope Lute's arc doesn't try to strong-arm the audience into whitewashing the horrendous things she's done and what she's planning to do. I already see far too many white knights on X and on here performing Olympian-level mental gymnastics to justify and excuse everything she does. And this is before she's confirmed as Eve yet. It's probably only gonna get worse post-reveal.
>>154593262kids are kidsadults SHOULD know bettersorry not sorry
>>154593363Would it be radical is Charlie flips and realizes you cannot redeem everyone, yet Alastor who was drawn to Charlie's genuine attitude that everyone deserves a chance to change becomes the new Hazbin Hotel manager?
WAIT, DOES EVERYONE IN THE HAZBIN VERSE ONLY HAVE 4 FINGERS? FROM NORMAL HUMANS TO ANGELS TO DEMONS?WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING? HOW DID I NOT NOTICE IT BEFORE...now I am questioning if this has a deeper meaning on the creation of Humanity by God in Hazbin verse or it just being Vivi's artstyleç
>>154593363Jesus will kill billions of people in a span of seven years and sleep well the next day.Grey morality is retarded.
>>154593427no that's just a common animation shortcut because hands are already a royal pain in the ass.
This is gonna be a deep pull for some of ya, but this is what I currently think of when I imagine Lute!Eve revealing herself to Charlie:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfsSkW5EHW4
>>154593553It was always Viv’s art style regardless of the property.
>>154593838no i mean that's not unique to viv, it's incredibly common across animation in general.
>>154588767I never heard of this bitch but I looked her up because of this post and that was terrible thanks
>>154593864Have you been in her work? She always drawn like that.
>>154589810>I am not joking when I say that Adam is perfect for women, catnip even. You can literally put him into some of the popular women's romance fiction.How the fuck do you confuse>rich, cultured, dominant, possessive, obsessive charmerwith>fat, retarded, flippant, frat-inspired rock dudebro messily eating ribsI'm not sure you could have missed the plot more. Why do you think Alastor and Vox are so popular with women?
>>154593947>fat, retarded, flippant, frat-inspired rock dudebro messily eating ribsIs literally 10 times more attractive to me and many others than >rich, cultured, dominant, possessive, obsessive charmerYou wouldn't actually want the latter, you couldn't live with them. it would suck. You'd never get to have fun sex (or if Alastor, any sex at all)
>>154593193She can apologize for having zero character
>>154593357Lucifer wears his wedding ring on his pinkie for the same reason
>>154593381Alastor hates the hotel. The only reason he first went there was that Rosie forced him to, and the only reason he's staying is that he now knows that Lucifer can't do shit to him, and Rosie can't order him around anymore.
>>154593876He's not disagreeing with you. He's just saying it's been a common thing in animation for literally centuries to half-ass fingers since they're such a pain to draw.
>>154589810These books are like the antithesis of sex
>>154593872https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AedQmkQHmrw
>>154594098Alastor is much weirder than that. He wouldn’t do his take over thing till Lilith is done.
What if the object Alastor and Rosie are after is currently being worn by Lilith.
>>154594118LMAO UNCANNY
>>154594241Why don't they just get one of those angelic necklaces that weeb girl had from that Helluva short?
>>154594260My guess is that because Alastor is uninterested in Heaven he’ll be after objects with upmost demonic power. And the Radio Rosie given to him is a much weaker version of it.
My guess is that Abel and Lute in this show will be a lot more unusual from the expected dramas.And instead those two would be inhuman as Charlie and Lucifer to parallel Adam and Lilith.
>>154592503Big kek.
>>154594754Charlie tops
Serpent Seed Abel is actually something that makes me sad. It means most of the strain isn’t of his doing and Adam and others acted odd to him since the beginning over what he might do over who he is. And Abel has always been desperate to do everything to resemble Adam just to present this illusion he uses to cover up the dirty origins he has. And becoming the Head Exorcist was yet another act of this.
angelic milk
bursting with flavor!
>>154596012Chunk
>>154580665>some RNG rubble.Disrespect for the mighty WEAPONS OF CAIN.
>>154580665
>>154596324lolis that suppose to be charlie in the ring or a rando?
>misnomer the character
>>154590872Is it NB appropriation to use they or them in the singular as a gender-neutral term instead of in explicit reference to nonbinary persons?
>>154596416enby is just another term for tomboy/femboy umbrellaandrogynous looking
>>154594754Oh that's funny.
>>154596324Eh she doesn't have much brain to harm. Guess that goes for all the characters though.
>>154596403Roo is gonna be really lackluster when she shows up in the show.
>>154596547what you mean?
>>154596561just make her a BAD girl boss antagonist that Charlie has to defeatCharlie has hands
>>154596564I'm shocked that their retardation hasn't caught my ire.
>>154596705you should had realized that from the pilot
>>154596739Second necklace is the better choice. It pops out more with her skin tone.
>>154596029>Emily makes Sera take time off and unwind>Sera being eons old and working for most of it, hasn't much gotten into any hobbies>Emily struggles to help until she remembers an Exorcist she'd met awhile back...>5 minutes later Sera is awkwardly sitting at a table watching this Exorcist build plastic models talking about lore she can barely care about>All while Anoniel is desperately trying not to spill her spaghetti
>>154596853What about a golden penis?
A show full of gay people and the only hetero guy is le mysogynist. What did the author meant by this?
>>154596739Adam isn’t distracted by her boobs.He’s astonished of Lute having a penis necklace and considering to even wear it around heaven.
Roo looks like something harvesting inside of Eve’s body. Roo of EveRoot of EveRoot of Evil
>>154596975Adam is the only one that treasures women a lot .
>>154596975Le misogynist whose female love interest adores him and is canonically the only person who ever supported and cared about said love interest.
Interesting how Adam gets more flak for letting Lute slap around an exorcist than Vox does for throwing that one goldfish girl into the tank to be eaten by shok.wav
>>154597144It's called double standards. The fandom does that a lot.
>>154597123 >canonically the only person who ever supported and cared for her. What did i miss?
>>154597208S2 where everyone in heaven seems to shit on Lute.
>>154597208Viv has said in interviews that one of the reasons Lute is crashing out so hard over Adam's death is nobody has ever taken her seriously except for Adam, who genuinely supported her and platformed her when talking to the higher angels.
Women don't deserve equality unless they're my best friend in which case you better fucking take her seriously.
>>154597048>>154597123He's more just childish than a full on misogynist. They really dropped the ball if they were going for misogynist because he really doesn't come off as one and there are characters that say way more inflammatory shit about women but get a pass because they get butt fucked by men( Blitzo and Angel Dust) .Having him be chill with Sera being his boss, being friendly with Lute plus Exorcists and never shit talking his former wifes is certainly a choice if they were going for that.
>>154596975Nothing because they don't think before they write.
>>154597304I wouldn’t be surprised if Abel is hard piggybacking on having the son of Adam title just so they wouldn’t do that to him.
>>154597301Hilarious I need a compilation.
>>154597341Adam......
>>154597301Except Abel post reveal.
>>154597354He's a total nerd made for kicking. I wouldn't blame him.
>>154597372He might actually support her S3 once he figures shit out.
>>154597386Abel would be pushing it hard if seed theory turns out true and Heaven wouldn’t even allow him to be in public if it was common knowledge.
>>154597399kek running around like a rat
>>154597397Lute will not be his literal mom.
>>154597419She will be.
>>154597414And he even looks like one. His whole look is a gross villain design painted in bright colors.
>>154597424Extreme Adoption then.
>>154597435He's her bio son.
>>154597440She doesn’t act like it.
>>154597450Not every mother acts the same genius. If you ask enough you'll find out some real fascinating examples of "motherhood".
>>154597473I don’t care about your childhood dramas about random women that didn’t have Adam as their husband to react badly to a kid dying.
DON'T BLAME YOURSELF
>>154597578too late
>>154597578Isn't it DON'T LOSE YOURSELF?
>>154597556If that's you Bugcuck I'm genuinely questioning what you are going for since you believe Eve to be an abusive mom that hated and mistreated Abel and didn't give a shit about Adam. You can't be that contradictory.
You guys will make fun of that Angel Dust girl then turn round and be like NO LUTE DON'T BLAME YOURSELF when she's smashing shit and hurling slurs at Abel.
>>154597653>You guys will make fun of that Angel Dust girl then turn round and be like NO LUTE DON'T BLAME YOURSELF when she's smashing shit and hurling slurs at AbelShe does it in a pretty cringe way and we don't. Also Lute calling Abel slurs is mad funny.
>>154597614An abusive Eve that hated Adam wouldn’t care if the kid he raised and resembles him died.Why would an Eve that loved Adam be able to tolerate Adam jr.’s death twice in a row?
>>154597708Oh so it's you Bugcuck. Thanks for clarifying so I don't waste my time arguing with you since you suffer from a mental disability. Also nice headcanon that Abel is Adam junior and not the disappointment that everyone in the family hated.
>>154597931I legitimately have no damn clue about where any of this Abel torture porn is even from.
>>154597653Can't I think they're both crazy? It's like the only thing heaven girls are good at.
>>154598178
It would be cool if when Charlie confronted Lute she calls the sinners 'my people' and Lute-Eve is all like 'YOUR people? They're MY people' or something like that.
>>154579921I feel like the dynamic between Charlie and Vox in Season 2 had shades of what certain fans wanted to see from Charlie and Adam.
>>154597301> S2 where everyone in heaven seems to shit on Lute.Spare me. Really.Allow me to correct: Season 2 is when she no longer gets to be Adam’s pilot fish and no one has to put up with her self-aggrandising bullshit.I’m convinced Sera must know who she really is cuz it’s the only reason she’d put up with her attitude during that court scene to the length she did.
>>154597304Well… yeah, cuz otherwise, why *would* anyone take her seriously? Like, who is she? Okay. She’s second in command of the angelic forces through Adam. Not exactly a nose bleed position, she has a seat in the chamber, after all.
>>154598219I want Lucifer to try to replicate what he did with Adam and punch her, only to find his fist stops an inch from her face. And then she kills him.
>>154597041Entirely possible that’s who Lute!Eve does a deal with to gain the power in order to pursue her revenge. By letting her take root in her.
>>154598465Oh yes, I recall that’s a good idea.She calmly lowers his fist with her index finger, opens it and places his hand to her face.“Aww, you wouldn’t get rough with me, would you, Lulu?”
>>154598423Can you point out a single time throughout the whole show where she does anything even slightly wrong or badYeah dint fink so magic man
>>154598528Karen haircut.
>>154598546Wrong
>>154598546Rosie did that to her (Alastor too, it's what she likes). Absolved again
>>154598423>I'm convinced Sera must know she's really a high caste human soul instead of a lowly disposible clone soldier we made to do our dirty work cuz it’s the only reason she’d put up with her attitude during that court scene to the length she did (exorcists should never talk back it's too inconvenient) interdasting perspective
Every now and again the people of /co/ accidentally reinvent whatever Lucifer was doing with his goetias
>>154598600it'd also explain why lute has the clearance to even know that lilith is in heaven, let alone be allowed to approach and communicate with her unsupervised. having said that the idea that lilith being in heaven is well known and emily will casually drop the knowledge that she's there in front of charlie could be very funny. >'oh, lilith? yeah she always goes to this one pangolin cafe on mondays. sometimes her and adam would play chess on the beach but he always cheated by eating the pieces when she wasn't looking.'
>>154597016>It's truck nutsWho do you think bought it for her m8
>>154598613Helluva Boss is cancer for the plot and lore of Hazbin Hotel
>>154598600Or it's more how she understands Lute!Eve is grieving her husband and made allowances for her outbursts until she started acting disrespectfully in front of the Speaker.
>>154599401I mean it does make everyone look worse or retarded. It also makes some characterization choices more questionable ( Lucifer).
>>154574995This show is highly satanic because it has DEMONS and HOMERSEXUALS
>>154599513Actually it is not because every demon is a retarded moron and the straight angels are awesome and always right.
>>154599513>HOMERsexuals
>>154599401it really is. even beyond the social castes, it completely justifies heaven viewing hell as a threat.why else would they be intentionally seeking out human souls to corrupt by letting demons go to earth EXCEPT to increase their numbers beyond humans that fall purely by their own choices? we see the cherubs actively fighting to preserve human souls and send them to heaven even if they've done some wrongs in life, with hell fighting against them. why? what possible reason would hell have to want to increase their number of human souls like that - or at all - EXCEPT in order to wage war? sometimes i wonder if lilith just wanted everyone to hear her song and make deals with her to empower herself further with as many souls as possible, becoming a supreme overlord.
>>154599504It is worth it because thanks to them we have Racist Charlie theories.>The Hellborne were practically filling the expanded lot of the Hotel, and we're packed in tightly. They stopped about 20 feet from the building, easily surrounding the Hotel. >Her mouth was agape, and she couldn't even begin to understand what was happening. “Hellborne? At my Hotel???" she balked. >“THERE SHE IS!!!!”>“THE BITCH WHO DICKRIDES SINNERS!!!”>“FUCK YOU PUSSY-PRINCESS!!!!!”>“YANK EPSTEIN'S DICK OUT YOUR NOSE AND GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!!!!!!”
>>154599401Now that they don't have to worry about Amazon's copyright retardation, hopefully they can smooth that out in future seasons
>>154599904C.H.E.R.U.B are the most unfairly vilified characters in the whole hellaverse. We joke about Adam doing nothing wrong but the cherubs ACTUALLY do nothing wrong. They hate I.M.P for.... murdering people in front of them? Their whole motivation in Full Moon is they're afraid I.M.P will kill more humans? Even the two 'shitty ones' are genuinely invested in helping people go to Heaven and they're not afraid of committing some minor sins if it means they can help someone get there. Even after they've been cast out! They are unironically the good guys every time they've shown up so far. It's interesting they know what exorcists are even if they might not know what they do, I wonder if the heavenborn have some solidarity with each other seperate from Winners
>>154600024Reminds me of that Viper GTS hentai where the antagonists were futa angels trying to keep the succubus protagonists from stealing human souls, but because Japan is retarded, and hentai writers especially so, they ended up having zero stamina and collapsing before they could purify the demons. Big sad.
New thread: >>154600076
>>154598465The one who will bruise Lucifer is someone Lucifer can bruise to seal his own fate.
>>154600024That's one of the parts Helluva Boss doesn't mesh well with Hazbin Hotel.Like, do you believe Adam wouldn't go and wreck some face if he ever heard about Demons, going to Earth and killing people, most of the time also killing people outside of their target? Forget Adam why wouldn't Heaven send someone to kick some demon ass?
