Could Al have pulled Andy's mom?
Look at those proportions. His sausage fingers alone could mind break her, and he's probably packing a mean chode.
Why didn't Al just rape Andy's mom to get to Woody?
>>154592026Pull? He couldn't pull the tab on a soda can.
>>154592026How do you guys think he rationalized all of his priceless shit going missing for seemingly no reason?
>>154592197Burglary. He probably bragged about all the money he was going to make.
Why did you think making this thread was a good idea
>>154592320Balding middle age men deserve love, too
Would Al be a Funko guy or an anime figurine guy nowadays?
>>154592320What makes you think it was a bad idea?
>>154592197>didn't buy insurancedeserved desu
>>154592466he'd be the pedo guy
>>154592466He’d hoard all the pokemon cards in his store
>loses woody>entire retail store suddenly goes out of businessHow expensive was that plane ticket?
>>154592466He posts loli figures in the buyf/a/g threads
>>154592787He didn't go out of business, he just made a commercial where he was crying for some reason
>>154592197Thinking about itMaybe he sued the Airlines? It would he yheir responsability right?
>>154592026Yes
>>154592026sure why not
>>154592320>>154592026>ugly fat bastard.jpg Hmmmm, Truly a mystery...
>>154592026I never realized how realistic his hairy arms are for 1999
>>154594142Yeah? You really think so?
>be an ugly bastard>no woman will even look at me>find a beauty in desperate need of money>get to pay her for sex>she looks at me like i'm trash>but is surprised by how good that dick isthis is my fetish
>>154593170he made the commercial the same day he lost his toys
>>154592026this will be his punishment in his next life
>>154595992The sheer difference in rendering quality between 1 and 2 is incredible. And that's with the whole movie being rushed to hell and back, along with an incident where they damn near lost the entire thing and had to work from a backup someone had fortuitously taken home.
>>154597807truly ironic
>>154592026Oh we doin Toy Story crackships now?
Wayne Knight is Awesome
He should have shown Andy's mom his Woody & get her to play with it
>>154597820Put that man in a man suit.
>>154592026Is there a single piece of rule34 ever created of Al fucking Andy's Mom? Someone could be a very firster with this. A true achievement.
>>154599256wow just looking into it out of curiosity I just found out the family's last name is Davis.I have checked two rule34 sites and zero Al. Seriously, some anon could make history today.
>>154598928>"AHHHHH, IT'S THE MAN MAN!"
>>154592026Yes. Thick powerful body, successful business owner. Sweet penthouse apartment.Thinning hairline with body hair is a sign of High T. Women flock to that shit because they are biologically programmed to.
>>154599312>successful business ownerFeels more like he was trying to get out of his business and was counting on selling his Roundup collection as his ultimate retirement plan.
>>154592026Alslop
>>154592026>noooooooooo I can't give this valuable antique to a collector who will restore and preserve it. My faggy kid needs it so he can get bored of it and give it to some mexican kid who will lose it
>>154597786That is QUITE the fetish, anon
>>154597820>>154597807>Sequel with villain that is an Al toy, that believes that he is the real Al. This honestly sounds way more interesting than any idea in the last movies.
>>154598509tee-hee!
>>154592026George Costanza rizz, but the voice of Newman.
>>154592787He didn't go out of business. He hated that he had to keep demeaning himself to keep making money.
>>154592026>Could AlAl slop...
>>154599381>>154601696your brains are fried
>>154600859Kino. Bravo Vince
>>154592026Anyone else see the Palestine flag in the left circle and the israel flag in the right circle for a bit in the thumbnail?
>>154592026Don't touch my mustache!
>>154593184that would make sense, he has the photo evidence and phone call verification to prove he was carrying very valuable toys that he specifically asked that they handled with care yet when he retrieved his bag they were gone
>>154599256>>154599279>no NTR comic of ugly bastard Al humiliating Andy by fucking his mom and then his mom, overcome by cocklust, lets Al sell his favorite toy and laughs in his face while Andy cries in the corner Woodyless
>>154592026Probably. She was a single mom with 2 kids and this was in the 90's before hoeflation from dating apps/social media So her sexual market value wasn't ridiculously high. Al owned his business, had a car, his own place, and clearly had an entrepreneurial mindset. Maybe if he would've wiped off the cheeto dust, hit the gym, and tried not being a theiving fat sack of shit he could've seduced her, married her and then once he became andy's stepfather and legal guardian he would've been well within his rights to take andy's retarded toys and sell them to Japanese salarymen.
>>154603036Airline was going to tell him the toys walked awayThe Men in Black told them they couldnt show the footageAirline had to admit fault and they paidMiB reimbursed them afterwardAnything to keep the secret
>>154603096>hoeflationHe was also an ugly bastard with an unpleasant personality. No amount of working out is going to change him being a obnoxious, whiny and generally off-putting manchild. Probably has a small dick, too.
STRAAAAAAAAAAANGE THINGSSSSSSSS
>>154603752>probably has a small dickAsk me how I know you're a woman without telling me
>>154603036If he phoned the police, couldn't they investigate the case? What if this lead to humans discovering toys can come alive?
>>154592026Yes. Andy's mom clearly needed a man in her life
>>154603752>Probably has a small dick, too.Guilty as charged.
>>154606740why are you admitting you have a small pecker?
>>154607520takes one to know one
>>154602920You need psychological help.
>>154604137banger
Whatever happened to his toystore.
>>154592466Neither, either he loves retro stuff ala woody round up and just had the chance to turn its hobby into millions or he is more busy hunting back the main toys that got away (wouldn't it be funny that groundskeeper pete turned into a rare toy? You know that situation were you see a toy all the time in an aislee and don't care for it either because you got it or just don't like it, but years later when you search that one specific toy, it turns out it is now rare because they probably threw all the loot in the trash and the few ones who bought him just refuse to sell it.)
>>154592197I’m more interested in seeing Konichi’s reaction upon opening the suitcase containing nothing but foam cushion cutouts.
>>154603624I need Agent J holding Woody up to his face going.> Bitch, I know you’re in there.
>>154592454No they don't
>>154600859They tried to do existential shit with Forky but that plotpoint went nowhere. They can do something about real-life people having their likeness turn into toys, but I feel like they wouldn't want to do that with Toy Story as a franchise.
>>154611056He likely accused Al of trying to scam him by sending over empty cases and told him in very unpleasant terms to never call him again.
>>154592026>single mom of 2>man owns a his own toy store>man collects rare items and likely lives off several others, but angry because the woody set was about to bring him several million or something.His chances aren’t 0%
college was just andy's excuse to finally move outal and his mom are not aware of how noisy they get, especially after their trip to japan the roleplay got a little too weirdhe couldve sworn he once heard them do woody x jesse roleplay
>>154595992I'll speculate that the hair system being developed for Monsters Inc (mostly for Sully) was tested out on humans in Toy Story 2.
>>154611091They don't?!
>>154592166Anon, that's illegal.
>>154597807>"Mommy, buy me the figure of the old fat balding man"
>>154612704>"Sorry, kids, one of you has to buy the Batman toy.">"Awwww..."
>>154598509Not a chance, Andy's mom already has a Buzz to play with
>>154592166You seem confused, first you get woody, then rape, not the other way around.
>>154599359He did own that vintage fancy 50s car though, he was making good money before he spent way too much to transport his woody roundup collection to a museum
>>154614293Vintage cars aren't as expensive as you'd think.
>>154592026She stayed single Andys whole life so she probably shut down a ton of other dudes over the years and isn't desperate so unless she was secretly a gold digger Al having a business wouldn't have been enough for her considering how he looks and probably acts>>154593184he would 100% have gotten paid out but he did lose out on a ton more from not selling the whole set.>>154599359Business was good enough where he wasn't running the store himself but in the end toys died out so he'd probably be doing bad anyways
>>154592026Why didn't Al simply exchange his watch for Woody? That thing's gotta be worth a pretty penny
>>154614853It's less about business and more about Al just plain hating his job.
they had actual chemistry, meanwhile the kiss with buzz felt like a pity kiss
>>154592787He thought he was going to make so much money he could quit but now he has to keep working.
>>154616083>that not-so-subtle sex joke No wonder this was the first PG-rated Toy Story lol
>>154592026What was Al short for anyway? Alfred or Albert?
Has any Toy Story since 2 had a secondary human villain? I think that was part of the sauce that made the first two work.
>>154617622Bonnie in 4
>>154617596Chicken Alfredo
>>154616083>>154616953Jessie is NOT built like that
>>154618436>didn't watch TS5
>>154609754It probably still exists.
>>154619617What makes you say that?
>>154619617>a single mall sized toy store in 2026No way in hell, especially when Toys R' Us went bankrupt. Probably got bought out in the 2010s or shifted towards electronics and vidya.
>>154592026>>154592166Big gay Al is gay.
>>154620208Al was going to appear in one of the Toy Story 3 shorts and he was wearing his chicken costume at the office. All we got is his name as the winner of the online auction for Woody.
>>154592026Hell no, you Al self-inserters need to learn to live in the REAL world
>>154592026Of COURSE! AI can pull any bad bitch with the right processing
>>154620277
>>154616083>>154616953I have not watched this movie, but I approve of this bizarre ship.
>>154602920lol I see it
>>154616953>>154616083https://x.com/roboinunununu/status/2074769841081454763Very hot sex toy
>>154624031Play the game Jessie
>>154623474Pedo
>>154597807I want this all of a sudden, but I bet it's freaking expensive. Lots of disney things wind up like that.
>>154624093bait
That HQ rip can't come soon enough. There was some choice shots of Blaze's mom
>>154616953>>154624031>>154624038I like that this happened
>>154597820Make the box unopenable
>>154613107She's got a friend in her
>>154617596Alvin
>>154617596Almog
>>154592787He actually says on phone before going to the airport that he was going to do just one take. The director commentary has them saying that "yeah it made no sense, but it was the way we found to show how he is handling".
>>154592466Wouldn't he be in his 70s by now?
>>154617596ALEJANDRO ALEJANDRO
>>154592026Isn't she supposed to be blonde? She looks like a prototype Helen Parr here.
>>154626279can totally see it being Alvin
>>154627424no
>>154626413I thought that was after he just obtained Woody and was complaining that he was busy with "something very important".
