How do you feel about suicide gags?
>>154593851Are they trannies?
I doubt victims of suicide care very much.
>>154593851They're fine. More people should realize how fucking stupid and pathetic suicide is and feel ashamed about even considering it as an option.
>>154593862trueit's mostly incels that are suicidalthey are pathetic
As a cop, suicide is a felony and I could lose my job.
>>154593862>>154593875Stop projecting
Most people commit suicide because they’re sick, old or depressed, and most Americans don’t have access to health care because it’s prohibitively expensive.If America was a mentally healthy country then maybe it would be just a gag but I think it’s in poor taste. You can say a lot about the church but at least by lying about going to hell they saved a lot of families from having to deal with the consequences a suicidal relative.
They're good if done right like all jokes.It's kinda funny when youtube puts suicide warnings over shit like "I hate my life and wanna die I aint got no iphone" n stuff.
>>154593851I only find it funny when it's over something trivial.
>>154593913Stop deflecting..
>>154593859What’s the joke?
>>154593851to die for
The "NOW IVE SEEN EVERYTHING" joke is the funniest fucking reoccurring gag in old cartoons and I'm mad they always cut it
>>154593851They only work once.
>>154593851Jesus, don’t remind me of that cartoon. What that girl did was so fucked up
>>154593916>hey a 4chan thread>this is a great chance to talk about how the government should control your life
>>154593916Canada has “free” healthcare and they actively tell their citizens to kill themselves. That isn’t mentally healthy by any means.
>>154593913I mean, I have problems but I;m self aware. Incels are NOT self aware. If they were self aware they hide themselves not make themselves into crying bullies they did not get a handy from that girl they liked in school because they were to chicken shit to talk to her or move on when rejected
>>154594315it's also a great chance to tell fags like you to fuck off if you cannot deal with realitiesI also don't like the government taking away my healthcare because a pedophile got caught in the cookie jar
>>154594291that fella in the 1940's and 1950's in cartoons was the equivalent of Yankovic in cartoons from the 1990's and 2000's
>>154594476non-sequitur
>>154594590deflector without a rebuttalthe call sign of a mentally stunted political invalid
>>154593851Like most gags, it’s all about the execution.Probably best not to be in children’s media
>>154593916Hey which countries have the highest suicide rates per capita?>South Korea>Japan>France>Belgium >FinlandWait.... all those countries have free healthcare. What gives?
>>154594631lucky for me Disney war propaganda cartoons are not for children
>>154593851They slay me.
>>154594631>it’s all about the executionCARLOS
>>154593875Incels are not suicidal, it's worse, they are angry at society. Suicidal people usually do it cause they think the world would be a happier place without them. A person angry at society seeks to do as much damage as possible so when they do commit suicide it's in the most destructive way they can think of.
>>154594779that makes more senselike those "accelerate" faggotsthey are probably not even real incelsprobably faggots that just hate people
>>154593851they're painless
>>154594598non-sequiturs don't need rebutting
>>154594640I dunno about Belgium and France, but South Korea has an obscene working culture that demands all your time and leaves no room for a life. Japan has an entire suicide culture.And Finland is an outlier. It's on the list of high suicide rates for the same reason that Norway is the biggest consumer of Coca Cola: THERE'S NOBODY THERE
>>154594315are you saying having government funded health insurance is the government controlling your life? How is it different from having firefighters paid for by taxpayer money? Or would you rather privatize that too and have to choose between tiered fire protection plans™ when moving into a new place?
>>154595018That does it, I'm going to found my own country right as I off myself, and also create the country with the highest per capita suicide rate in the process.
>>154595029>still trying to bait people into a political debateIs this some new glowie tactic?
>>154594779>Suicidal people usually do it cause they think the world would be a happier place without them.nigga, a lot of suicidal people are miserable because they have serious health issues, cancer,for example, you gotta grow upa little bit and understand more about the world
>>154595086kids dont understand harsh realitiesthis sight though is for manchildren with no real problemsso they cannot understand real life complexities
>>154595100>this sightthis site*
>>154593851Suicide should be celebrated more and promoted to cull the weak
>>154594640>leading cause of unnatural death in the US is suicide but ignore that at look at these "ratios"
>>154594291For me, it's the final part of Show Biz Bugs when Daffy performing "the stunt he can only do once" gets cut.
>>154594779> Incels are not suicidal,> it's worse, >they are angry at society.OH NONOT OUR BEAUTIFUL SOCIETERINOTHE PERFECT BEAUTIFUL SOCIETEYRINO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frBUTdS8hZg
>>154593851>How do you feel about suicide gags?They make me want to kill myself
>>154595018>And Finland is an outlier. It's on the list of high suicide rates for the same reason that Norway is the biggest consumer of Coca Cola: THERE'S NOBODY THERENorway here, we have plenty of people if you count immigrants
>>154593851I'm not saying they can't be funny but it's the kind of joke that gets old fast. One of the few kinds of jokes that subverting expectations works.
>>154595080Not either anon, but the first guy started the political talk by likening universal healthcare to politics.
>>154594315>have zero problem with 1 trillion dollar military budget or it being increased>"what?! Collectively pay for someone's health coverage with the rest of the country, including my own?! Oh the humanity!"
Suicide is cool. Its a permanent solution to all present and future problems. It gets you out of anything.Any time there is a big social push against something you have to ask "Why do they powers that be want me against this?" And the reason is they want people miserable but alive so they can keep making and spending tokens. They dont want you to realize you have the power to end the misery they force upon you at any moment.
>watching comic book readers and manchildren try to discuss a topic as nuanced as suicidal ideation
>>154599447This. asian sweat shops aren't putting up suicide nets cause they care about their employees wellbeing
>>154593851Not advertiser friendly but generally pretty funny.A simple subversion of basic survival which makes the jokes surprisingly international/cultural in appeal.
>>154599447>Any time there is a big social push against something you have to ask "Why do they powers that be want me against this?"In Canada, possibly the most cucked nation on the planet, the powers that be are actively pushing for MORE people to kill themselves.
>>154599455>proceeds to make the most reddit post in threadepic me me! remember star wars crying cuck? classic 4chan epicness.
>>1545994554chan specially now is the worst place to talk about it. Oldfags are the new boomers who are narcissistic as hell and can't imagine taking accountability for their actions and caring about someone else in any sense of the term. Zoomers and Alphas have only ever had social interaction on the internet, so much like boomers they only see people as commodities so they don't care at all if someone kills themselves because they can easily be replaced.At the same time asking someone if they think suicide is selfish or selfless is a good way to judge a person's character and capacity to empathize. Selfish people who lack empathy usually think suicide is selfish.
>>154593916Majority of suicides are for petty and stupid reasons, actually. The idea that it's only elderly and terminally ill people doing it is actively debunked by the inflated number of gun deaths including suicides. >most Americans don’t have access to health care because it’s prohibitively expensive.You can still get health care even without insurance. Most of the time you don't even need to pay for it if you're poor enough. The expense is from shitty doctors trying to charge as much as they possibly can and hoping no one calls their bluff, because insurance companies will pay out for an ambulance trip, an IV trip, and some over the counter acetaminophen invoiced at 10,000 bucks.
>>154595086Have you actually looked into this at all, or are you just making shit up? The actual highest cause of suicide is Major Depressive Disorder. 90% of all suicides are traced to clinically recorded severe depression disorders, not cancer. Go rake yourself, you retarded Leaf.
>>154593851They cant show them now because troons might get ideas.
It's funny sometime
>>154594242>stop deflecting>responses because wrong lol
The world would be a better place without me, it's why i need to keep existing.
>>154599626>Selfish people who lack empathy usually think suicide is selfish.killing yourself and leave the people you love struggling in life is quite a selfish behavior.
>>154599626>Selfish people who lack empathy usually think suicide is selfish.You don't understand bro! I'm like so sad that I can't take it anymore! I need to blow my brains out all over the walls and ceiling and have my mom find my mutilated corpse after she comes to tell me that dinner is ready, because you don't understand how bad I've got it! You're just being selfish by telling me that my suicidal ideation is pathetic and stupid!Fuck off.
>>154593851As a four-time attempted suicide failure, they're fine if they're actually funny, which most are.
https://youtu.be/mcrhkCbdNWs?si=Y2-qc4XewqSlEy8ofuni
>>154593851If they make one tranny, one faggot, one leftoid kill itself it was worth it.
>>154593875>>154593916>>154594779The core of suicide is the void, the idea that there is nothing left for you. People live with goals and purpose. For many that is a loving spouse, kids who look up to them, and communities that they care for and in turn care for them. Strip that out and what's left? Most people that end their life do so because they ran out of road, they look at a situation as never getting better, most /co/ gags about it are built on this foundation, in some cases the joke is how banal the whole reason for suicide is "Oh no that pretty girl didn't see my advances, guess I'll go kill myself" or things like "wow I just watch two girl one cup and I no longer wish to live" the core of the humor is how detached it is from reality where the real drive for most is waking up to understand they will have no better days and that every day onward is just humiliation and/or pain so they end it rather than be even older with just long memories of things never working out.
>>154594242Stop fellating.
>>154600450>>154600506Actually its not in most cases. There are cases where It's selfish, but most aren't. And when you tell someone they are selfish for thinking about it just pushes them more. It's also easy to tell if the act of suicide is selfish or selfless by the simple fact of how they going about telling people about it.Selfish people will actually tell you and use it as a threat. They will hold their own life above your head to get you to do whatever it is they want. It's holding someone hostage, but the hostage is technically them.A selfless suicide is never going to tell someone. They are just going to keep wearing the mask and back out of the world because all their attempts to reach out and get help are met with being ignored, blown off or having their feelings completely invalidated or shamed. They aren't going to tell anyone because they've recognized the pattern that their words are meaningless and that in order to have any sort of "dignity" that they need to solve the problem themselves and without the help of anyone else.People with actual emotional intelligence and empathy can pick up on when a person is struggling and try to help them. Someone who doesn't view them as anything but an object will just ignore their cries for help and try to place the blame on the suicider rather than admit fault that they failed to listen and take care of them.
>>154601036>Actually its not in most cases. There are cases where It's selfish, but most aren't. And when you tell someone they are selfish for thinking about it just pushes them more. It's also easy to tell if the act of suicide is selfish or selfless by the simple fact of how they going about telling people about it.ACTUALLY It has been proven that campaign for suicide awareness increase suicides. Like seriously.
>>154599313>gibs me dat>oh lawd gibs me dat
>>154601171Right, the white bear effect kicks in and being told over and over it happens and don't do it actually makes you think about it, and unlike say drugs or comparable you can't really tie a serious threat to the action like they will see jail time so you just increase their interest in it. That said the more complicated issue to this is making humor of it increasing or decreasing it?
>>154601171What does that have to do with anything I'm saying?
>>154601263My best guess is an ESL moment because I ran that sentence through some other languages and a few (take a guess which) mistranslated it as saying roughly "when we warn someone they are selfish for thinking about it just forces them. It's easy to announce the act of suicide as selfish or selfless by the easy fact of how we tell people about it."
>>154593851This is one of my favorite jokes in all of South Park:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XfudCYS43M
>>154601325Portuguese? I'm brazilian, gringo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZsd6tAGBew
>>154601205that's an accurate representation of the military industrial complex
>>154593913lmao
>>154601263classic 4chan, You say something interesting and it trigger a random autist/brown to contradict you for no logical reason whatsoever.
>>154601464classic 4chan would just laugh the OP off and move on to either porn dumbing, gets or rolls.
>the whole short is one big suicide joke
It's mean spirited
>>154602775
>>154593851I can appreciate one from time to time
>>154593851Millennial coded
>>154601036Naw this is bullshit. That person needs to not retreat into a shell and constantly keep up the task of finding someone who will hear them or finding some chore or hobby that can distract from those intrusive thoughts. Suicide is selfish in every scenario except for the person being in extreme and constant pain from some medical issue
>>154601171because they don't help with what causes suicides and more so put the burden of suicide on the person than the cause of itso fuck off liberal retards using *awareness dates and months* as some morbid form of celebrationthey pearl clutch like the useless faggots they are
>>154601036You're just pulling shit out of your ass, because that's where your head is and it's all you know.
If I hear one more joke about suicide, i swear, I'm going to kill myself.
>>154593875And thats a good thing
>>154603615well I guess you better HANG around
>>154603274Well again, it's your fault. You aren't listening or helping them. You hear and see that they are retreating and becoming anti-social, but instead you continue to enforce the view that they are unwanted and weak. You keep claiming it's them that's selfish, but at what point do YOU make the selfless act of helping someone out who is clearly in need of help? You see someone struggling and you say "What about my problems! How selfish THEY are!" You think suicide is selfish because it's not about.>>154603588What am I pulling out of my ass exactly?
I don't want to kill myself but daily life is really painful and lonely. If it wasn't for writing I'd have no reason to be here and keep suffering.
>>154593851>mfw i see an entire thread full of off topic and non cartoons/comic related bullshit but my on topic post in another thread gets deleted
>>154603957>If it wasn't for writing I'd have no reason to be here and keep suffering.That is what hobbies, and procreation is for. Wasting your time till the end.
>>154603957Go on YouTube and find a non retarded therapy YouTube or a non Andrew Tate life coach that knows psychology. There is a good one on YouTube called healthy gamer that's all geared towards NEETs and autis on how to socialize, cope, and deep dives as to why "be yourself" doesn't work and why red pills hit so hard. It's been helping me a lot.
>>154600429>The world would be a better place without me, it's why i need to keep existing.Living out of spite is a net positive as most people responsible for you feeling that way want you dead. Live another day to make it their problem. Just doing you.
>>154593851There are two kinds of people who are upset about suicide jokes: normies who have never considered suicide once in their entire lives and people who think they're over their suicidal thoughts when they're actually just pushing them down.
>>154599626>Oldfags are the new boomers who are narcissistic as hell and can't imagine taking accountability for their actionsThat's not true. No bigger pussies out their blaming everyone else are people like tatter tots. Zoomers who don't know how life is. The pay piggies looking for some kind of big brother or father figure validation. They hate that they are not easily able to attract female attention or hold onto them.Society is geared for a dual income hosuehold and you're angry you cannot provide for two people like the boomers of yesteryear. Their inability to carry their own weight or compromise with a partner about starting a family. Needing both partners to be all in on starting a family and sticking it out. Like their forebears had to do.Evolve with the times, or stay pissy about it.
>>154593851Love them. My mother killed herself, and I love seeing the acknowledgement that suicide is a thing that exists, that it is a dangerous taboo that elicits shock, and that it is a ridiculous often paradoxical concept that can be made light of and ridiculed. This more often than not only eases my trauma. Bullshit like youtube censorship not even allowing the word “suicide” and multiple frank variations thereof to be spoken only makes me feel frustrated, embarrassed, and hopeless. “Unalived” is a juvenile and insulting term that I have never cared for.
>>154595029lmao, government-run healthcare is the literal definition of controlling your life.
>>154604494>lmao, government-run healthcare is the literal definition of controlling your life.They should make privatized healthcare more affordable or pay out when requests are made for life saving or life affirming care? Both seem pretty bad, at least with one you're not going into debt NOT getting help.
>>154599313Healhcare like social security, Medicare, Medicaid, etc is part of non-discretionary spending which dwarfs discretionary spending that the military is only a fraction of. Liberals cant even read a graph of the national budget.
>>154600429KIT WOULD NEVER
>>154594291Who's the equivalent celebrity in 2010-now? It's not presidents is it?
>>154601205yes, society that kills to function you owes you preventative care you pay intokill yourself
>>154599478>Not advertiser friendlyThere is no logic here. Whether or not an ad plays after a suicide joke has no bearing on whether or not the viewer will buy the product. Not any more or less than literally any other topic, at least. It should if anything be bad for PR.
>>154604508It's a government quasi-privatized entity between humongous hospital networks and insurances that needs a shitload of reforms, that much we can agree on.
>>154604575Well they better get started because this ain't going away. You will have to deal with universal health care in 2years max or a complete civil war is going to break out.
>>154594855They bring on many changes.
Theyre good
>>154594311Context?
>>154604694I chuckled.
