WHAT CAN I SAY, EXCEPT
>>154604009The Rock suicide when?
oh look, another dwayne johnson involved tax write off for a reimagined interpretation of a bullshit slop film.
>>154604009Why the fuck does he look like Tommy Wiseau?
>>154604009>"Yeah, I've got your welcome right here..."
>>154604045His next act of desperation will be writing and directing his own drama filmOnce that bombs, it's over
>>154604009Why the fuck did Disney let Dwayne have his shitty live action remake after how spectacularly Black Adam bombed, did they not see the red flags?
>>154604045>>154604076Whenever these happen he just goes back to wrestling for a while
>>154604009Reposting from another thread to show Disney’s status on live action remakes and what films they have left to shit on:>Lilo & Stitch 2, Hercules, and Tangled are all confirmed.>Pocahontas is very unlikely to be remade with all the culturally insensitive shit.>Hunchback of Notre Dame will probably also get religious backlash or controversy surrounding whether they cast an actual deformed person as Quasimodo or not>Bambi and the Aristocats were originally planned but scrapped, may or may not reenter production>Tarzan, The Emperors New Groove, and Robin Hood are either popular or have decent enough followings to have a chance>Their popular revival era films are likely next on the chopping block, Frozen and Big Hero 6 especially (wouldn’t be surprised if they connect the latter remake to the MCU), unsure about a live action Zootopia since based on the scrapping of Aristocats and Bambi it seems they don’t want to risk blowing all their money on CGI animals unless it’s a guaranteed success, and a live action Wreck-It-Ralph sounds retarded even for Disney standards since it’s a movie that takes place inside video games.>Brother Bear, Treasure Planet, and Atlantis are all unlikely, unless Disney actually wants to introduce them to a newer audience and by that I mean 30 year old bald men who watch nothing but MCU films.
>>154604086He can't keep that up forever, at some point he'll have to stop roiding. Even Bautista knew when to stop
>>154604045>suicideAnon, all these failed movies are just gonna result on him running for presidency.
>>154604096>controversy surrounding whether they cast an actual deformed person as Quasimodo or notThis is a complete non-issue outside of some retards on social media. That said it would still flop
>>154604086He’s in his fucking 50s, he can’t wrestle forever.
>>154604009This film had a 250 million dollar budget by the way, and at least 50 million of that money likely went to the Rock.
>>154604114Johnson Hart 2028America is back, baby!
>>154604045Come on he still has Black Adam.
>>154604100All natty bro
>>154604138Too soonor perhaps too late
>>154604096>Meet the Robinsons not happeningBeing a flop has it’s perks sometimes.
>>154604096Chicken Little remake when?
>>154604114>>154604134>"The Hierarchy of the USA is about to change"
>"Hey Paaaullll. Uh. You fill up all the slots at Summerslam yet, Orrrrr?...
>>154604114
>>154604009I fucking hate this arrogant overrated untalented asshole >>154604045unfortunately never
>>154604009Not a fan of most Disney stuff so this is not cope I promise, but I sort of think these movies can safely break even theatrically and still be worth the investment for Disney because they give them content for Disney+, which is actually their biggest source of revenue.Zootopia 2 and Toy Story 5 also did over a billion each so it's not like they don't have revenue.
>>154604189>>154604184Considering that his opponents would either be decrepit geezers or women, he may actually have a chance
Remaking a cartoon movie in live action is already retarded but doing it a decade later is legit room temperature iq retarded.
>>154604114>Oh my god
>>154604215Okay but have you considered that The Rock would be really sad if he didn’t get another several million dollars in his bank if he didn’t get his live action remake?
>>154604009Genuine question, are these live action remakes a tax write off or something? Because every time I hear about one coming out, it's about how it flopped and had negative reception on release. I'm just wondering how they're making money on these when it seems like people got sick of them after the first three.
>>154604210Just wait until streamers start runningCan't wait for Asmongold to begin his campaign
>>154604189Please no, I don’t want to understand school shooters.
>>154604057oh my god he does.>oh hai moana
>>154604240With all seriousness, I’d vote for him over the rock.
>>154604045Dwayne loves himself too much to do thatHeart problems however are far more realistic
>>154604231it'd only be a tax write off if the movie doesn't release like bat girl.
>>154604231Lilo and Stirch wasn’t if I remember right, unfortunately.
>>154604231it's not about profit, anon. It's all about brainwashing and propaganda
>>154604297My favorite part of Lilo and Stich live action was all the memes.
>>154604315What propaganda is the Moana remake spreading?
>>154604210>>154604240If there’s any person who’s gonna be another celebrity president, it’s gonna be the Rock.The Rock is fairly liked by the general public despite his reputation online, tons of people know him from WWE and his movies and he has tons of memorable characteristics and trademarks (like his eyebrow raise), just like how many people liked Trump in 2016 because they liked The Apprentice
>>154604330That The Rock can act
>>154604045This guy has been in far far worse and has never cared
>>154604009When do we get the Moana sequel where Maui meets his canonical mythical end by getting crushed to death by a giant vagina of goddess of death?
>>154604045I expect him to go the way of Steven Seagull.
>>154604240>we could see streamers run in our life timesyou know what? let the fucking nukes fly at this point.
>>154604357Nah the Rocks ego wouldn’t allow the same character he plays in every movie to suffer a gruesome demise.
>>154604231Dumbo and Snow White were the only ones that did poorly before this, unfortunately all the others were immensely successful despite being utter dogshit because audiences crave slop apparently.
Trump in 2028 seeing his followers replace their MAGA hats with hats saying "The Hierarchy of America is about to change"
>>154604345he plays his wrestle-sona in every god damned movie and has ZERO range out side of "I'm the butt of the joke" which is fitting because that's all he'll ever be.
>>154604231The movies exist because Disney is very aware of the fact that when it comes to the box office, general audiences are more prone to watch movies made by Disney if they're NOT animated. Disney knows that the science proves that the average consumer will pick a live-action version of a story over an animated one because by nature of being a midwit, the average consumer struggles to emotionally connect to anything lacking a physical real person on film.Putting out live-action remakes is "cheaper" because if they spent money on marketing re-releases of their 2D animated movies, they'd end up losing money. Live-action remakes also mean they can push a new round of merchandise of classic characters and make double the money.People also forget that most of the people showing up these remakes are Hispanic audiences wanting to go out with their kids for a few hours. Most of these families only have minimal awareness of Disney.
>>154604009What, did they turn Moana into a NTR story?
>>154604415https://youtu.be/H53kBYo1Jx8?si=jz_9DlqhHFyaUD2T
>>154604578That was back when the Rock could fit through a door and before his narcissism really took over.
>>154604096Hunchback and Robin Hood were confirmed canned by Josh Gad and the latter's director and they've kind of memory-holed Tarzan because of all the copyright stuff.
>>154604009No one fucking asked for this movie.Moana isn't even 10 years old, why the fuck would it need a live action remake?!
>>154604231Are you kidding? Lilo and Stitch hit a billion, my dude.
>>154604119The tards are inside Disney so it is a problem for them.
>>154604377Snatch every mother fucker birthday
I'm confused, didn't Moana 2 make a shitton of money? Do audiences just flip-flop on these things, or is it because it's live-action?
>>154604096>live action Robin Hoodwhat, wtf is the point of that
>>154604564if that was true then they wouldn't flop.
>>154604663Moana 2 continued the story but the first movie's only been out for 10 years, there isn't enough nostalgia for it.
>>154604673Laughing at furries.Or giving them nightmares with CGI/puppet biblically accurate Maid Mariam.
>>154604645the rocks massive ego demanded it.>>154604663nobody likes the live action slop remakes especially ones for movies that aren't even 10 years old yet, they would've been better off making live action sword in the stone or hercules.
>>154604009People really are sick of the Rock. The age of the Rock is over.
>>154604704they'd give it the star fox remake treatment and the furries would fucking hate it.you know I'm right.
One might say it's sinking... like a rock
>>154604009is it bad that I thought this movie wasn't even out yet?
>>154604715Played it at a friend house, is it just me or the voice acting is too low energy?Other than that the designs are fine, fox is a bit too heavy but I can see it work for the next smash. Why would anyone have issues with the redesigns?
>>154604711Isn't he the guy that kept shilling shit as the first time he had something, then got mad people have functioning memory and shit?
>>154604729it's not just you alot of people say the voice acting feels limp compared to the original even the screams feel disingenuous.the problem with those designs is they are too "realistic" instead of having the cartoon charm.>>154604739the rock absolutely SEETHING over Black Adam will never not be the funnest and also saddest shit imaginable.
>>154604114>>154604184>>154604189>FINALLY, the Rock has come back to Turkey...>Sir, why do we have to invade Turk->IT DOESN'T MATTER what your candy ass thinks! The Rock helps his GREATEST ALLY ISRAEL
>>154604009Was the Rock cast to try to get boys to come and watch a movie aimed at girls? This is just another princess movie at the end of the day,
>>154604645Moana isn't even good. The Lilo & Stitch movie just outright abandoned its original messaging. And made Nani less fuckable.
>>154604778Moana is good
>>154604081A name capable of carrywith vertical integration. Basically studios want to believe they have a chance of re-create the Hobbs and Shaw but with Moana.
>>154604761would dwyane be any more egotistical them orange man who puts his name on every building?
>>154604760Is he still mad about black Adam?That's all sorts of lame.
>>154604761>>154604816Much like how Trump treated his first term like a reality show (constantly firing cabinet members and shit), it’d be much in-character for the Rock to treat his term like an action film.Working out is gonna be to him what golfing was to Trump, he’ll do that shit everyday.
>>154604888Sad thing is that I think Trump is more likeable than the Rock.Some people really love Trump, if both were presidential candidates I think people would vote Trump over him and he knows it.
>>154604900people have soured more and more on trump really all that's left is the sycophant boomers and even then that heard has been slowly thinningbut sadly enough I do agree that rock would lose that popularity contest.
>>154604881I mean not publicly but you know deep down he is bitter, guy has a ego to say the least given that his contract has a "I can't ever lose" clause.
>>154604407>Asmongold vs Mr. Beast election campaignsYeah, I agree. Just let the nukes fly.
>>154604009How the fuck could they not find a fat islander for this role?
>>154605116it's not that they couldn't, it's that dwayne demanded to ALWAYS play the character.
>>154604009Based Dwayne killing Yidsney one expensive flop at a time.
>>154604240>Can't wait for Asmongold to begin his campaignLiterally who
>>154605152let's be real it's disney being stupid more so then the rock's ego, though he is VERY expensive to hire.
>>154604130You're right, but Rick Flair was in his 70s by the time he finally retired
>>154604009so what? they don't want money, they want to send a message
>>154604778It made Lilo less fuckable too!
>>154605207I mean hey if they want to burn all their money and what little good will they have left I say go for it, they have not been good for a long time now.
>>154605227ah that aged like fine milk left out in the summer heat.
>>154604096>... Treasure Planet and Atlantis are all unlikelyWhich is the most baffling part of all. Both films had promising premises and were only really botched in their execution - TP suffering from a mediocre aesthetic, and weak character writing apart from the one good scene with Silver and Jim; and Atlantis suffering mostly from not getting to spend enough time on the actual search and getting to know the ensemble.If you're going to remake movies, why not remake the shitty ones that would benefit from being remade instead of the excellent ones that will only ever live in their original's shadow?
>>154604816Trump by far more egotistical than the Rock, he is the purest definition of a nepo-baby born into wealth and was clearly in love with himself as far back as his early career, not to mention how thin-skinned he is to wear he’d flip off anyone calling him a nonce and refuse to accept losing to wear he’d chimp out and claim it was voter fraud. Trumps ego is built around wealth, Dwayne’s ego is built around his image and how he wants everyone to view him as extremely badass, he’d probably have the decency to at least not make his seething public.>>154604980The Rock is what many of the average people want: a young politician (or at least very young for modern president standards) with some personality.
>>154605247Everything old and good has to be brought down so modern original movies can compete.
>>154604729>>154604760On the flipside, Ricepirate as Pigma is perfect casting on a meta level.
>>154604045The Rock is eternal you freak
>>154605255You doubt the stupidity of the average American boomer.
>>154605247>TP suffering from a mediocre aestheticShittaste
>>154605262given that modern writers unironically think that making a backrooms movie is a good idea, I think you might be right.we live in a mix of the demolition man and idio-cracy timeline
>>154604240I think we'll probably get a Brandon Herrera type or maybe Matt Pat will actually go for it. One of the Paul brothers will probably be a mediocre Governor at some point.
>>154605028Lol that's pathetic if the clause actually exist.>>154605268I didn't not know who that guy is, but yeah Pigma voice was just the right amount of slimy.
>>154605359given the various controversies the Paul brothers have been involved in no party would be stupid enough to back them.
reminder
>>154605386I think that clause is basically confirmed, think about all his movies he always wins even when playing someone who is supposed to be a villain like black adam, oh but we can't have ol' dwayney boy be a *gasp* bad man! oh no sir! instead let's make him...oh I know! an anti-hero!>>154605401reminder that dwayne is also a nepo baby.
Thank fuck for that.
>>154604478>me when I copypaste some Mexican LARPer’s posts
>>154604009I guess he's finally hit Rock bottom!
>>154605393>Dems just spent the last few months fighting tooth and nail not to ditch the philandering wifebeater with the Nazi tattoo>Republicans you don't need me to finish this sentence I think if the Pauls demonstrate enough money and and legs they'll get backing.
>>154605479right, for a moment there I forgot people have gone fucking crazy in the last decade, boy howdy do I love this timeline!
So, this is it right? No more LA remakes?Please?
>>154604045Pimps never commit suicide
>>154605513given lilo 2 is in development? they are gonna milk that well until it's fucking BONE dry.
>>154605309Fuck off. I'm so sick of people pretending "wooden boats in SPAAACE" wasn't fucking retarded or that the writing wasn't shit just because it has one good scene. Treasure Planet is "Wasted Potential: The Movie"
>>154605565Motherfuck.I hope I live to see the day this shitty company goes under.
>>154605513They'll do remakes of the remakes
>>154605620
>>154604096>live action Emperors New Groove releases>all the humor is replaced with awkward MCU-styled comedy and millennial humor>earns millions in the box office
>>154605587Filtered
>>154605658>they grab 60-something Patrick Warburton, give him an uncanny digital facelift, and force him to play live action Kronk.
>>154605593wishful thinking given they have friends in high places.
>>154605247You're looking at it backwards. Remakes are the new sequels, where the original's cultural weight serves as a free source of advertisement and marketing for the product. If you used a cult classic but made it better, it would go over well with critics but the masses would pass it up because known > unknown when dealing with consumers who are using your creations for emotional prosthesis.
>>154605691>They use an AI Ertha Kitt for Izma
>>154605697I can dream...
>>154605658I want to get off walter's wild live action ride...
>>154605704>>154605691Alan Ritchson would make a good live action Kronk....wait he's white. They'd have to cast everyone as actual Latinos instead of just have everyone in costume.
>>154605691That’d count as brownface, all the characters would be lame DEI hires
>>154604096>Treasure Planet remake>Uncanny valley Captain AmeliaDon’t know if want…
>tfw your movie bombs
>>154605768>still sings shiny but the shine comes from bacon grease.
>>154604114I hope he does become president, just to make that faggot Triple H seethe about it.
>>154605829that's a hell of a monkey paw's wish anon.
>>154604888>it’d be much in-character for the Rock to treat his term like an action film.The Rock would also want the country to have the aesthetic of an action film, kinda like how Trump decorates everything with tacky gold shit, he’d put tons of funding in making military weapons futuristic (or at least look visually "futuristic") and would want his cabinet members to look as badass as he is. Other world leaders would be intimidated by his very stare.
>>154605923Worst case scenario is that he makes the Bloodline into his entire cabinet.
>>154604888>>154606076>Never loses a war because he has a contractual clause that he can never lose a fightJOHNSON*HART 2028
>>154604009Why did this fail when Mufasa and Lilo & Stitch live succeeded?
>>154605424That clause must be post Doom then.
>>154605479To be honest I'm really dissappointed that guy dropped out, was hopeful they can finally get a non-woke democrat who wasn't a godless spineless centrist.
>>154606117>Vice President Bret Hart cast a tie-breaking vote in the Senate today, approving the contraversial "Fuck Goldberg" Ammendment.
>>154606164lilo and stitch has a cute character and little kids can go see it pretty easily despite how dog shit it was. lion king had chinese money laundered through it during that decade of billion dollar films every other week. youd have china with flooding or land slides and complete middle kingdom blackouts with no power for week+ and transformers sellsout competely every theater in china magically for record box offices type of shit. china learned how to make films, stole tech and now has their own industry up and running and those giant box offices disappeared.
>>154604096aristocats has to come eventually because it's fucking cats, I would go see the movie just because theres cats in it
>>154606164Mufasa was in theatres for a long ass time compared to how much it actually grossed. It was during winter but still Disney milked that shit
>>154606225Shanghai, Hong Kong, egg-foo-young,Fortune cookie arways wrong.
If it was possible to wish cancer in an entire company, I would wish it on Disney.
>>154606256Well, maybe not cancer. Just unemployment.
>>154606179that's why he hates it.
>>154604045after Jumanji 4 flops
>>154604114>>154604189Where did this meme come from?
>>154606294don't blame the drones for the corporate leaders incompetence.
>>154606390Okay, cancer for the company heads.
>>154604357Is she the one with the flying vaginas?
>>154604096A live action Brother Bear would be dope. That movie has amazing scenery porn as it is, and just imagine a live-action transformation scene in the I-Max.
>>154606385Drumpf>Nobody cares about my old reality tv show or celebrity feud with Rosie O'Donnel and I'm not in the tabloids anymore, what can I do for attention?
>>154605247I would say it's because they're too expensive to do in live action but they clearly don't care about quality control. It's probably because the originals weren't popular enough thank God
>>154604009WHAT CAN I SAY, EXCEPT "PLEASE DON'T PIRATE MY MOVIE WE WORKED SO HARD ON THIS?"
The last several years have seen Dwayne steadily going out of his mind because he rejected running for President in the mid 2010s but Drumpf's win(s) right after forced him to realize that he probably could have won back then and now it's too late. >XFL flopped>attempt to change the hierarchy of power in the DC cinematic universe forever flopped>Oscar bait biopic floppedHe's a flop. Sad!
>>154606251Datta wassa hahd wun!
>>154604096"""""""""""""live action""""""""""""""""" zootopia is the most retarded thing i've ever heard
>>154604009>Hello darkness my old friend...
>>154604729>>154604760Yeah the voice acting is a pretty common complaint even from those who generally like the remaketbf it's very hard to top the iconic perfectly over the top sf64 voice acting
>>154604231some of them haven't done super well but multiple of them have done insanely well, even though they are all some flavor of dogshit
>>154604231Most of them have been very successful financially anon, many more than their originals. Unfortunately, too many normie families will let their kids watch any garbage as long as they're entertained, and too many casuals view live action as inherently superior and more adult.>>154604676They're really, unfortunately don't. There's like 2-3 exceptions, counting this one and it's still early to call this one.
>>154604626it's really funny how much he's changed since fast five i think it wasalso holy fuck that came out in 2011 and that has aged me greatly
>>154606199lmao
>>154604729>is it just me or the voice acting is too low energy?No, it's not. It's just taken more seriously. It excellent.>>154604760>it's not just you alot of people say the voice acting feels limp compared to the originalAnd those people are retards.>>154606655Again, only from retards who want to bitch about anything they can.
>>154606694Go back, shill
>>154604009who wants to see a shot-for-shot shittier and objectively uglier remake of a movie that's barely ten years old and holds up perfectly fine on its own?? Especially one that did as well as the original Moana and is still fresh for a lot of people considering the streaming boom. Children are stupid but they're not collectively THAT stupid.
>>154604114>>154604189>Don't blame me I voted for Camacho.
>>154606385Celebrities getting into politics isn't a new concept.
>>154604114if he really wanted to he'd probably win on meme magic but the Rock doesn't have the balls to be legitimately non-kayfabe hated by half the American populace for being forced to pick sides instead of fencesitting and going for mass appeal
>>154604045Jokingly speaking, Rampage 2
>>154606707You need to learn what words mean, you fucking moron.
>>154604076I liked Smashing Machine though.
>>154604009...why did they think people wanted a live action remake of such a recent movie? It's honestly baffling this was even considered prior to 2040.
>>154604356If you removed the big ape from this poster, it'd probably be a may more better film.
>>154606775The rock's muscles won't be as good if the movie was produced 10 later from now.
>>154606780Dwayne?
>>154606780How else can they sell the movie without The Rock?
>>154606760I still want that.
>>154606643>it’s just Zootopia 1 but with the Star Fox 2026 treatment
>>154606107>Jey as the Secretary of War>MAIN EVENT JEY USO IS NOW IN YO CITYYYY
>>154605359>Matt Pat What's this obsession with this fucking Matpat perdson anyway?
>>154606864honestly they should just pay a couple furries to make some suits and act out the whole thing rather then use CGIthat would somehow get them alot more respect then more CGI slop.
>>154606812kek.
>>154604009The weekend is not finished yet and normies are stupid. Come on, Disney didn't even use their trump card which is remaking Frozen or the first Toy Story. Moana has NEVER truly been popular. The successful remakes for Disney are the ones based on their classics and Moana is not a classic.And Disney is not in trouble because shitty movies like Moana 2 still fooled the normies into buying it. Disney is still enjoying a profitable year especially since the recent Toy Story 5 also profited.
>>154604009DRINK MANCUM(DRINK MANCUM)
>>154604009jeez louise he looks fucking old
>>154607177they'd just make either him or Jane black or some flavor of ambiguous brown and ignore everyone telling them that's wrongof course that would also open them up to "why is the minority an ape-man" so honestly they'd probably make it Jane
>>154607177They'd still have to deal with the author's estate.Its why Tarzan never came back to Kingdom Hearts supposedly.
>>154607081You'd think they would've gone for frozen first given how stupid popular it was, like that's the easiest money ever but instead the go for more "THE ROCK" slop.
>>154606385IdiocracySame place most of our current political climate came from.
>>154607224Fag
>>154607205I'm honestly shocked they had the balls to do the jungle book.>>154607214it's public domain now that's why they were able to do kingdom hearts final mix 1.5 without having to deal with it
>>154604009We will remember your sacrifice.
>>154606733He'll be our first third party president and unite the country :)
>>154607228To be fair, Trump already turned part of the white house into a wrestling arena.
>>154606836Me too, i hope they get boris, ruby, curtis and perhaps myukus in an 11th hour alien invasion act.
>>154607228It's genuinely amazing how that movie predicted prime energy drinks>"it's got electrolytes!"
>>154604009The Rock doesn’t look like whatever the fuck that dude is supposed to be
>>154607338I would cum on those tits.
>>154606491>not expecting a live action brother bear to be muddy grey CGI slop on green screens just like literally every other disney live action remakeoh anon...
>>154607359calm down psycho.
>>154604009>This is not an Aloha Friday
>making live action remakes of movies that are barely 5 years old
>>154607411Moana id a decade old
>>154607426...shit, I was confusing it for Sisu's movie.But still, 10 years and they're already live-action-remaking it? Jesus fuck, Disney.
>>154607214Nobody cares what you have to say
>>154607558modern disney hates animation plain and simple.
>>154604231They're like 90% CGI but because they call it "live action" and sometimes throw in a real human actor or two they get to pay their "VFX" studios less than they'd have to if they were being contracted to do "animation" even though it's the same goddamn thing.
>>154607863Walt would absolutely fucking hate CGI
>>154607863More specifically calling it live action means they can hire nonunion animators and treat/pay them like slaves
>>154607969No
>>154607976they also rush the movies like all hell and that's why CGI looks worse then it used to.
>Toy Story 5 is the only summer movie success so farWhat's the deal? Even Minions isn't turning up. I know the world cup is on, but I doubt most american families give a shitEveryone saving their money for Spiderman?
>>154607338Why would the Rock look like a Japanese man?
>>154608122Obsession is making 500 times its budget.
>>154608254He can pull the corners of his eyes back with his fingers.
>>154608254That actor isn’t really Japanese, he was a “Pacific Islander” or something
>>154607228>>154606385No you idiots.
>>154608122>Everyone saving their money for Spiderman?Probably, don't be surprised if brand new day makes more money than Doomsday.
>>154604761KEK
>>154605193>>154604100>>154604130>Imagine thinking you can finally retire from wrestlinglol
>>154604009>>154604045Rock looks like Foucault, holy shit, lol
>>154608122>Everyone saving their money for Spiderman?bro we're saving it for groceries.
>>154608122>Everyone saving their money for Spiderman?>>154608312>Probably, don't be surprised if brand new day makes more money than Doomsday.Im gonna pirate both of these, if i even want to watch them at all, which to be honest i don't now that i think about it.
>>154605247because the shitty ones risk bombing twice and remaking the thing that was already successful is 'guranteed' money because you can bank on nostalgiathese remakes are all just money grabs to squeeze a few more cents out of old IPs, don't ever think it's anything more than that
>>154608122people are boycotting spider man because sony legitimately thought it was a good idea to kill physical games.
>>154609108yep it's just shameless nostalgia pandering, because even if it's bad it'll make you go:>"man that movie was dog shit compared to the original, let's just watch the original on disney+"
>>154604050Remained is a huge stretch. It's the same movie only with live actors over where the human characters would go. It's like reverse Who Framed Rodger Rabbit
>>154604130"i didnt hear no bell"
>>154605401>Lin-manual miranda Can we please kill this nigga?
>>154609156I'm so glad disney no longer has the rights to rodger.
>>154604704>remake Disney Robin hood with human actorswould be a good troll
>>154609226you want people to fire bomb disney world because that's how you get furries to fire bomb disney world.
>>154609122How many normies even know about that let alone care enough to boycott over it?
>>154609317more then you'd think.
>>154609226They already made gadget a broodmare for flies, do you think they wouldn't do something worse to Mariam.I can see aquafina in the maid future, or the Netflix polar bear special.
>>154609349>the make her a girl boss voiced by aquafina while robinhood sits in the cuck chairwow I hate this!
>>154604096>Hunchback of Notre Dame will probably also get religious backlash or controversy surrounding whether they cast an actual deformed person as Quasimodo or notCould work if it's PG-13
>>154605255>he’d flip off anyone calling him a nonceI'd flip off anyone calling me a pedophile.
>>154609386they avoid shit like that like it's the plague these days.
>>154609374It has only just begun~
>>154604045>The Rock suicide when?I truly believe that if The Rock's wrestling career had ended with Rocky Maivia, then the world could have been spared his ego-driven antics. If only those "die Rocky, die" chants were a little louder and more damning.
>>154607285All that's missing now is a White House Wrestlemania. Maybe Trump can talk TKO into doing one of those or something other event like an American equivalent to Saudi's Crown Jewel events.
>>154608122I thought normies were suffering superhero fatigue.
>#1 movie in the worldlol, lmao even
>>154604009I have Moana and girlboss fatitude
>>154606385Its happened before. The only reason Arnold Schwarzenegger didnt do it is because hes ineligible. Ronald Reagan was the greatest president in a generation and he was an actor.
>>154606643They managed to get away with it with The Lion King.
>>154611295>Ronald Reagan was the greatest president in a generationLol, not even
>>154605463Maldita sea, Carlos!That was actually pretty good, anon.
>>154609122When has any of these "boycotts" ever worked?
>>154604009>it'll barely make $40M this weekendDoesn't that mean a total gross of $3-400M worldwide?Do movies need to make 1 billion now to be profitable or what?
>>154611295Schwarzenegger would have made a great president.
>>154611357Compared to Carter, Ford, Nixon and Johnson? Yes, idiot.
>>154610970>bribing rotten tomatoes to give them a great audience scoreI take it Disney’s not handling the loss well.
>>154605513>So, this is it right? No more LA remakes?Last time I checked…>LA remake of Tangled is in the works.>Apparently, LA remakes of Bambi and Hercules are still in production.>LA Lilo & Stitch is getting a sequel and a Gaston movie is in the works.>LA remakes of Frozen and Encanto weren't announced yet, but seem inevitable.On a positive note.>Disney would need big balls to do LA remakes of Pocahontas and Hunchback of Norte Dame.>LA remakes of most of Disney's movies from the 1980's or earlier aren't worth it.>LA remakes of Treasure Planet, Atlantis, Brother Bear, Bolt, Home on the Ridge, Meet the Robinsons, Chicken Little, Mars Needs Moms, and The Wild seem unlikely.>Not sure about The Emperor's New Groove or Tarzan.>LA remakes of Disney Afternoon, One Saturday Morning, or Disney Channel shows also seem unlikely.>The world was spared live-action remakes of Robin Hood and The Aristocats, though.
>>154611502I agree>>154611357Compared to LBJ he was.
>>154606655With the exception of Wolf, all of Star Wolf has better VA in the remake.
>>154606385He tweeted once about considering running a little over 10 years ago I believe. Damn it can't be that long has it?
>>154604096>live action Atlantis: the Last EmpireBut we already have that...
>>154604646>>154606164This needs to be repeated over and over until its burned into people's brains.ASIANS FUCKINGLOVESTITCH
If Dwayne Johnson has a strong presidential campaign he’d also get a fuck ton of detractors that will make all the dirt on his career mainstream.Let’s not forget that he openly admitted to pissing in bottles at the gym, now imagine the entire country knowing that.
>>154611560Most movies have an audience score over 90%. It'd have to suck complete shit to be lower than that, and this is just a shot for shot remake of a good movie. It got bad reviews because it was pointless and lazy.
>>154611878We've got people in the government admitting to snorting coke off of toilet seats. America is a circus full of shameless people.
>>154604096Tarzan and Aristocats wouldn't be blockbusters but they are no-brainers. Tarzan should be about a masculine dude who wrestles animals to protect his adoptive tribe and romances a pretty girl. Aristocats should be one lot cat video. Disney would make a nice profit off of men and women with these.
>>154604705>nobody likes the live action slop remakesThen why did the objectively shittier than the originals by a huge margin Lion King and Lilo and Stitch make a billy?
>>154604045https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPlQjENZldU
>>154605587Space piracy is fucking baller, you just have shit taste.
>>154611357Objectively he was better than most of the ones before and after him. Who just all really sucked shit. I'm not even a Reagan dickrider, I think he's incredibly overrated but when you have fucking Carter to compare to him he looks even better.
>>154608122Theaters are dying, people are being squeezed and have less money to spend on frivolities leading to the economy shrinking, studios are shooting themselves in the foot by releasing pure slop, take your pick.
>>154612484He isnt perfect and I strongly agree with you on the no fault divorce thing but overall he was pretty good.
>>154611878Compared to the shit actual politicians and presidents are getting into, pissing in water bottles seems on the lighter side
>>154605247>>154605309>>154605587>>154612263What’s holding back Treasure Planets aesthetic for me is its artstyle, it just decided to use the lame and gay Disney house style that’s used in every other post-Little Mermaid film that’s a superficial attempt at replicating classic Disney with recycled character designs and movements and shit, more people need to wake up about how overrated and stagnant that style is. They should’ve used the opportunity to make the film look visually unique, kinda like Lilo & Stitch, one of the few times Disney actually made a film stand out stylistically.Like look at this face, this is probably one of the most inbred character designs I’ve seen in a Disney film.
>>154604009Thank the Lord God this highly satanic movie bombed, it promoted the false religion of the Polynesians
>>154613112You are lame and gay.
How come Moana 2 was a box-office success despite being trashed by critics?
>>154613124Stfu, subhuman >>154613172Normalfags don’t care
>>154613124your shit posting calling everything satanic trying to dilute its meaning so real legitimate satanic shit companies and rich do will not work
>>154604009Who is this for? Kids like cartoons so it’s not for kids and the kids who “grew up (it’s only been ten years)” watching Moana are at an age where they don’t give a fuck about Disney. Anyone that is older than that sees this for the cash grab it is. Once again who was this movie made for?
Johnson receives a producer fee of low millions and an actor fee >$20 million He makes this money even if the money makes noneThe losses are Disney's And they don't care because their profit comes from toys and shit, and continuing to hold the rights to Moana for longer
>>154613328It's for his pocketbook as explained here>>154613353
>>154604009>both this and Supergirl are bombingNature is healing
>45 millionAhaha, yes.
>>154613328>Kids like cartoons so it’s not for kidsKids don’t decide what movies they get to see in theaters, parents do, and parents don’t give a shit about the quality of the films they show their kids either, especially not millennial Disney adult parents. They probably see trailers for these remakes and think "ooooohhh this’ll be fun to show the kids" and drag their kids to watch this garbage, the worst part is that the children actually find these films enjoyable.
>>154613461>They probably see trailers for these remakes and think "ooooohhh this’ll be fun to show the kids" and drag their kids to watch this garbageClearly not this one or even Minions this time around.
>>154604009Will this finally put a stop to these soulless remakes?
>>154613461As a parent of four kids, three of which are of age to appreciate a Moana movie, we already have Disney+ and can just watch (real) Moana and wait for the other one to stream to see it, plus they recently saw toy story 5 in theaters and you (I) don't just take a $100+ dollar trips to the theater for every release. It's simply not a good option given the context.
>>154610970By absolute technicality, it is.
>>154613483I mean they got heavy competition with Toy Story 5
>>154604114This will happen...
>>154613553>released two weeks after Toy Story 5>right before the biggest, most important July 4th celebration(domestic)>in the middle of World Cup(worldwide)Actual retards
>>154604130He doesn’t wrestle much, he just comes back to make incoherent plot lines about himself that go unresolved when he gets a new movie gig.
>>154604114And use Executive Orders and the more than ever government controlled media to force people to watch his movies?
>>154609584> if he didn’t get popular he wouldn’t have a careerWow amazing analysis wow Ana
The Rock would have been PERFECT for pic related a decade ago but now he isn't roided, he's old and the world can't make a good thing for him.
>>154613735A few years ago they were eyeing Jon Cena for it.
>>154613112Why are you a faggot?
>>154604888>Working out is gonna be to him what golfing was to Trump, he’ll do that shit everydayOval Office replaced with Oval Home Gym.
>>154611560They’re also retweeting a bunch of Twitter brainlets praising this film with the most generic ass comments imaginable.
>>154611565>*Home on the RangeAlso.>LA remakes of Raya and The Last Dragon, Strange World, and Wish would be way too soon and laughable.>LA remakes of Disney theater shorts seem unlikely and would require an awful lot of bloat to stretch a 7+ minute animated short into a 90+ minute LA movie.>Forcing Pixar to do LA remakes or Disney doing those themselves would reek of desperation and kek.>LA remakes of other properties (Big Hero 6, Ice Age, Rio, Anastasia, Titan A.E., The Simpsons, Bob's Burgers, etc.) would be even more desperate and dumb.
>>154604629I don't get the copyright stuff with Tarzan, weren't there some recent-ish Tarzan movies that came out just fine?
>>154604114He's wearing a muscle suit and lost a lot of muscle already due to age catching up he couldn't get away with sex appeal alone unless he looks like president Camacho
>>154604096The LA remakes of Robin Hood and The Aristocats were scrapped within the past year. I made note of those in this post >>154611565 further down. That's two fewer Disney LA remakes, at least.>Disney’s remake of the 1973 animated movie “Robin Hood” is no longer moving forward.>>“Blindspotting” and “Raya and the Last Dragon” director Carlos López Estrada shared the update during a Reddit AMA earlier this week.>variety.com/2026/film/news/disney-robin-hood-remake-carlos-lopez-estrada-1236681397/>Ahmir Thompson, known as Questlove, has shared an update on the live-action hybrid adaptation of The Aristocats he was set to direct at Disney, and it’s not good news.>>The musician recently revealed in a podcast that the remake of the Disney classic had been scrapped and it wasn’t happening anymore but hoped that it could in the future.>deadline.com/2025/08/questlove-the-aristocats-live-action-scrapped-disney-1236501823/
>>154605735>LatinosThe story is explicitly pre-Colombian. They need to be Quechua.
>>154613735LMAO. Inb4 Dwayne stays in character… again as he cosplays as a bald Duke Nukem.
>>154604231I heard it's mostly about protecting the IP more than anything. Since Blu Ray and Streaming Disney couldn't use their decades long strategy of rereleasing their films in theatres every 15 years or so like they'd been doing from the 1940s to about the mid 00s (they tried rereleasing some of the 90s films back on theater but they underperformed because everyone already had the DVDs). So they're making their own movies again with live action actors to keep the IP relevant
>>154613735No gamer under 35 cares about Duke Nukem.
>>154604645The Rock wanted to play Maui in Live Action and it was pretty much his last chance to do so. As it is he looks way too old for the role
>>154611968>We've got people in the government admitting to snorting coke off of toilet seats.Putting them tax dollars to good use, I see. Unironically gross and based. God bless America.
>>154604009>"why would they even make a moana remake? It's like a pretty recent movie">it came out 10 years ago
>>15461528010 years ago is still too recent for a remakeWe just got a sequel in 2024
>>154615222didn't they rerelease some 2D movies in theaters around the early 10s when the 3D fad was a thing
>>154615081I'm sorry Christopher Columbus ate all the native Peruvians. We'll have to make due with the kid who plays Luffy as Kuzco.
>>154615283not for disney. If you were nostalgic for last month they'll capitalize on that too.
>>154604096>Lilo & Stitch 2All but guaranteed to not even break even. Every Live-Action sequel has made significantly less money than the last.>Alice in Wonderland BO: $1.025 billion; Alice through the Looking Glass BO: $299.5 million>Maleficent BO: $759.8 million; Maleficent Mistress of Evil BO: $491.7 million>Thr Lion King BO: $1.662 billion; Mufasa BO: $723 millionHell, even before this trend that was the case.>101 Dalmatians BO: $320.7 million; 102 Dalmatians BO: $183.6 millionStitch was an anomaly is a lot of ways, but I doubt even he can break such a consistent pattern, especially when the first movie was so poorly received. >HerculesA disaster in the making. So much of it relied on the 90s zeitgeist as part of its charm. >Tangled I remain firm that no CGI remake film is going to do well. Remakes of 2D animated films got a pass with audiences because they were literally getting a different experience even if the scripts were identical. When you have Live-Action films that are 90 percent CGI anyways, it's just going to look like a downgrade in comparison.
>>154606620>and now it's too lateHe's still got plenty of time. In fact he probably would have been rejected for being too young to be president if he ran for 2016.
>>154615253no one under 35 has money anyway, and anon is talking about 10 years ago when it would've been no one under 25 hearing of him.
>>154607215They probably don't know how Frozen will hold up without Menzel and Bell who are too old to play the characters in live action
>>154615329Peruvians are among the mestizos who barely look mixed, they still are 5 foot tall browns but they have facial hair.
>>154611878>Let’s not forget that he openly admitted to pissing in bottles at the gym, now imagine the entire country knowing that.bro we're like 12 years away from a president who's had a readily available sex tape and we have one who's almost certainly cheated on his wife which would've ruined a political career 20 years ago. the one before that kept his drug using son in the white house. Standards have slipped so much peeing in a bottle is nothing.
>>154615472Lilo & Stich 2 will be carried by the Asian overseas audience who don't care about the story being ruined and just want to see Stitch do funny things>>154615510just de-age them
>>154604433Snow white made better numbers than Lilo and Stitch.go look them up.
>>154615616You can't deage actors for an entire film. They'd certainly lose money if they did
>>154615299Yeah but they didn't do great convincing Disney that rereleasing old films wasn't worth it anymore.
>>154604057They're all related
>>154615616Anon every Live-Action remake has been defended with the excuse of "normies don't give a shit about story and will eat it up anyway". That sort of novelty only works once, the diminishing returns are way too consistent to ignore.
>>154604210The best chance the Democrats have is Gavin Newsom or Mamdani, but both are pretty polarizing.
>>154616137Unless they get an amendment Mamdani the Ugandan scammer cannot run as President.Newsom’s polls are bad but at this moment is either him or double standards : the lady AOC
>>154608122people are realizing they can pacify their little snots by sitting them down in front of a monitor and streaming Moana and Frozen 500 times instead of paying increasingly more money to go out to the movies, the films actually making money being the indie arthouse/horror stuff is to be expected because that's who's bothering to turn up to theaters now and said films also comparatively cost peanuts to makeSpider-Man will make a shitload of money because it's Spider-Man though, same probably goes for Avengers later this year
>>154604096Pocahontas is so funny because it's literally immune to being turned into a dogshit remake, the story is so intrinsically tied to half the cast being native americans and half the cast being white people that any attempt to change it would get massive backlash, hell the story alone would get backlash and any attempts to rewrite it would also catch huge amounts of shit
>>154604096>live-action Zootopia remakethat sounds so insanely ridiculously stupidit's the EXACT SAME MOVIE except with hyper-realistic animals, like it would literally JUST look shittier and you can't even justify a '2D to 3D' reasoning for it
I'd vote for the rock because it would be really funny
>>154616532>people are realizing they can pacify their little snots by sitting them down in front of a monitorparents realized this in the 50s when they invented TV cartoons for children
>>154604096>TarzanWouldn't they need to renegotiate the rights with whoever owns Tarzan now?
>>154616699difference being now you dictate the time the cartoons are on and they can rewatch their favorite thing over and over and over and over again constantly with near 100% uptime and less input, lazy parenting has never been easier
>>154615581>we have one who's almost certainly cheated on his wifeCorrection- has confirmedly cheated on all three of his wives.
>>154616699Yes but it used to be you were limited by the times the cartoons were on tv and you could only buy a few hours at best. Used to be cartoons were on a few hours in the morning, few hours in the after afternoon and all Saturday morning. Now you can stream stuff constantly
>>154616715Was about to say this. They'd need to get the rights from ERB's estate, and after John Carter they're probably not going to want to touch it with a ten foot pole
>>154613838At least John Cena can act
>>154604356Biggest white dude i have ever seen
>>154615581>certainly cheated on his wife which would've ruined a political career 20 years agoThe Lewinsky scandal was 30 years ago. But I think there is a difference in play, people know what it's like to be tempted or to cheat, and people can understand and empathize with keeping an addict family member around to try and help them; the amount of people who'd understand pissing in water bottle while at the gym is vanishingly small.
>>154611878pissing in bottles is so fucking low tier compared to the shit that has come up in just the last three terms alone
>>154618740I pee in bottles every day It's called being busy, something that losers like you wouldn't understand
Reminder that he lied about never having gone to a drive through restaurant before.
>>154604009I never understood why Hollywood only cares about the opening weekend.
>>154616600>historically accurate Pocahontas >grim drama about a bunch of Englishmen starving and dying of disease while engaging in conflict-prone trade negotiations with the Powhatan Confederation >Pocahontas only occasionally appears, mostly hangs out with the kids in the colony or attends negotiations with her father
>>154618932Why?
>>154618830People can even understand pissing in a bottle due to work; they don't understand pissing in a bottle while you're performing a voluntary activity at your own pace in a facility that has available toilets.
>>154604715The furries are making porn of it.
>>154618830I don’t do it in the middle of a fucking gym just placing the bottle next to me afterwards and letting it accidentally show up on video, like if you have to whip your cock out at the gym to piss in a bottle at least have the decency to throw it out.
>>154611295Reagan was also a governor before he was potus.
I would vote for Ric Flair.
>>154604096>Lilo & Stitch 2, Hercules, and Tangled are all confirmed.Great, it's all garbage.
>>154615791Hollywood doesn't understand that people flocking to see a movie in droves isn't the same thing as people actually liking it.
