Hag Thread
>Show cancelled right before she got a full season dedicated to her.Its not fair.
aren't milf threads hag threads already? going by what 4chan considered hag just meaning anyone older than 17
>>154605277If the hair ain't greying, I ain't staying.
>>154605277Hags are typically older women, or women who are UNconventionally attractive. Believe it or not, but there are people out there who don't take kindly to gray hairs, eyebags, saggy tits, chubby guts, you name it
Please stop masturbating to the Jewish grandma squirrel.
>>154606475Please stop requesting these, man. What is actually your problem?>>154599228>>154599229>>154599764>>154599933>>154601735>>154602804>>154605030
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>>154604781Whoever made that image doesn't have the best grasp on punctuation.
Does Astrid from Hilda count or is this thread's just gonna be Slappy/Herny's version of Slappy and Eda? Just asking.
>>154605292>>154606236hey, I'm not going to complainjust expands cheesecake threads
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Does she count?
>>154610549yesm
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>>154610601I would be her most loyal and devoted henchmen, accepting only compliments and the occasional tentacle-inclusive breeding session as payment for services rendered.
>>154610651>*henchmanNo, I'm not multiple people at once.
>>154610612>>154610617HnnnHow is this sweetie pie?
Does Eclipsa count as a hag? She was pushing 40 when crystalized, I think.
We know she's canonically a cougar but I bet Slappy is also a size queen
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>>154610192Forget letting them in. I would exist through the window.
>>154610818Ehhhh, I don't really see it...
She lets neighbor boys cop a feel.
>>154611945Based Joseph out here livin' his best life
>>154611841I would've loved a third season...
Hags love foot massages.
What would you do if the hag is genuinely unhinged and could stab you at any moment?
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>>154610843id get her pregnant again tbf
>>154613912Again? I don't think Slappy was ever pregnant in the first place
Requesting Eda being captured by the witch hunters, tied to the stake, and burned alive.
>>154613091or so I've heard...
>>154614711Would
>>154606236Does Camila count as a hag or is that reserved to non-mothers?
>>154614886Not all hags are mothers, much like how not all mothers are hags. Camila def fits both criteria imo. Gray hairs? On the heavier side? Society's given her doubts that she's "still got it"? Sounds like a hag to me.
>>154613577I'd sleep with one eye open and one hand down her panties
>>154615302I can agree with that
Underrated hag teach
squirrel slappy>human slappy
>>154616316Get that edit shit outta my sight
>>154604781I want to shoot my seed all over Eda's insides
>>154604781I'm unironically attracted to old women.
>>154617644The ones "ironically" attracted to old women are COWARDS.
>>154617081Weak
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>>154610651Those tentacles look like sex toys.
>>154610804>Could've been played by Eva GreenLove Cate Blanchett in the role but FUCK we could have had Eva Green in a black bodysuit doing that strut
>>154609149They may not appreciate punctuation now, but I'm sure they'll comma round to it.
>>154617499Would she let you?
>>154621561My fav Diamond~
>>154619919Wrong.
>>154610768>>154620249>"They say I'm a maneater.">"They're right of course. But for (you) I'll make an exception~"
>>154620653Anything is a sex toy if you're horny enough.
>>154619940There are definitely additional primo Bluth hags, but I can't think of them off the top of my head
It's so dumbass of you to keep this thread going so I could get my request delivered, faggot.
What's this bitch trippin about?
19 year old boys vs 39 year old womenas it should be
>>154619029Didn't watch this show far enough to see her but she's cute as fuck. Did she show up more than this scene?
>>154626199So true!!
>>154617350Technically they are hagsBut this thread is for HAGS hags
Requesting Ice Queen getting brutally dehydrated into a dried dead husk.
>>154626835Nice
>>154626386Is Linda a hag? She seems too youthful to be designated a hag. Also I want to see her feed on the cum from a massively hung young man
>>154627033Requesting Ice Queen turning ME into a dried husk.
hug a hag today
