THAT'S RIGHT BITCH, YOUR BATCHALL IS REFUSED
>>154605382>With all apologies, Archon, this is "Smoke" Jaguar's Barbeque restaurant. I asked if you wanted the catch-all platter, which comes with ribs, burnt ends, sausage, smoked chicken, and your choice of two sides.
>>154605592>the clans invade a texas roadhouse BBQ>they immediately fall prey to inner sphere decadence and give up the invasion to grillso this is the power of proto-culture
>>154605612Jags and Falcons immediately decry IS BBQ as inferior to Clan cuisine despite having only ever eaten packaged, shelf-stable rations. Ghost Bears proudly proclaim they have integrated BBQ into their culture while secretly freaking the fuck out that it has penetrated their culture. Nova Cats immediate declare they've tasted better. Steel Vipers announce they're partnering with the IS to develop their own BBQ style, after everyone makes fun of them they declare BBQ was never good anyways. Clan Wolf ignores it because it not only has its own existing BBQ traditions, those traditions are the inspiration of all IS BBQ - which are all pale imitations, it also makes the best BBQ sauce in the galaxy, and has won every single BBQ competition ever.
>>154605382There is no reason this had to be retconned as in-universe propaganda
>>154605818its probably because the show had to be flattened down for the 10-12 age rangeto its credit, it was significantly edgier than most kids shows, but it was still a kids show with very little on-screen death and much more defined good vs evil conflict than the source material
>>154605592Wisdom and honor dictates that the archon select cole slaw and potato salad.
>>154605818It also doesn't totally make sense; the misunderstanding with whatshisname who joins the clanners doesn't reflect well on the heroes who incorrectly concluded he was dead and so failed to look for him or care for his well-being.
>>154605816Comstar challenges the clans to a massive BBQ competition on Tukayyid. The clans bicker and fight over who will get the honor of grilling first, while Comstar unveils their brisket that has been slow-roasting for the past 200 years.
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>>154605816Clan Snow Raven strategically withdraws to the periphery before the bill arrives.
>>154605989clan smoke jaguar believed they could make the perfect smoked BBQ using only a handful of spicesclan wolf strategically bid high, ensuring they would go last but also ensuring they would have full access to the entire clan spice cabinet
Mech 5 newest DLC did a great job in bringing the cartoon to the normalfag sphere
>>154605816Hells Horses brought gilled chicken and some really good pasta salad, while was quite good...it wasn't BBQ at all really.
>>154607365felt more like the other way around, it was fans of the show who ran out to buy the DLC
>>154605989>When bidding for the cook-off of Turkeyayyid began on April 18, Khan Lincon Osis and saKahn Sarah Weaver bid away an entire Aqueduct-class DropShip of sauce - one-third of their reserves>Elemental Botulin of the Sixth Smoked Jaguar Dragoons was the first clan warrior to deliver his entry on Turkeyayyid, his determination to win glory resulting in raw pulled pork that both gave a judge food poisoning and earned him notoriety as the first Clansman to be disqualified with prejudice>The cook-offs continued into the early hours of 3 May, and it was during one of these when Khan Osis fell while embarked on Lardmaster Hoyt's Summoner. ComGrill acolyte Trevis Grey had left some spilled sauce un-mopped, slipping Hoyt, who failed his piloting check, and both Hoyt and Osis were splattered so badly they had to withdraw for a change of clothes>Furthermore, the terrain neutralized the Clans technological advantages: high-heat grills were of little value and the prevalence of coolers offset the Jaguar's better ice machines>saKhan Weaver and her entire command star were incapacitated in the ferocious drinking competition hosted by House Steiner and had to be hauled back to their DropShip>Rather than retreat, Seasoning Colonel Gustaf Hall chose to grill under the trying conditions and paid for the decision with his entire command
>>154605989>>154609113>The Sharks' assault would be delayed again and again; by the morning of 2 May, the point at which the dual smokeouts were supposed to begin, only 14% of grills were fueled and 3% of the meat was seasoned>Tukayyid hit the Steak Vipers on a deeper level than the other clans - the seeds of the Wars of Ribbing were planted in the mud of Devil's Beer Bath>As Alpha Galaxy began with withdraw from the Bath, Precentor Beeshor Yekel of the Sixth Beef Division saw his carefully planned ambush begin to fall apart. Having learned some Clan ways from Precentor Marshal Fork, Yekel opened a satellite link from his Fatlas to broadcast a challenge to the Vipers:>"Round these parts there are two kinds of steaks: the kind the melt in your mouth and the kind that you chew all week. I guess in Clan space there's only one kind. Slither back to the periphery, Gristle Vipers. You'll never see a Terran T-bone but don't worry, we'll eat enough for both of you. Y'all come back now, y'hear?
what an amazing tiny thread this is, lmao.
>>154609113>>154609134holy kek, my sides
>>154609400we really need a new battletech showmaybe one aimed at 16-24 age range to take full advantage of the source material
I long for a comic series. Give me The Crescent Hawks Inception and Revenge but as a comic.
>>154610739a comic series would be nice, but hot mech on mech action really deserves to be animated
>>154605382https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEvafAyzwbA
>>154610754Consider if you will: A comic series that gets picked up and given the Spawn Treatment when it comes to animated series. Could even have Keith David come back to voice Khan Osis.
>>154610763the "refuse your what?" is so realsome guy taps your comms and starts spouting made up words at you
>>154610777Honestly, what was he supposed to say?Also, list your favorite 3025 mechs lads. I wanna see em.>Shadow Hawk.>Wasp.>Commando.>Warhammer.
>>154610770CGL needs to do that, the troon writer needs to lose power.
>suddenly /pol/this thread was nice while it lasted
The DLC was fun.
>>154610829unfortunately, my favorites are clan-invasion era because of mechwarriorbut the warhammer and marauder are pretty cool, mostly because they are from macross
what gimmick could ever come close to ENHANCED IMAGING?
>>154610908Tell me then your favorite Clan Era ones, IS or Clan. I love the Nova, Kit Fox, Jenner IIC, and the Incubus.
Oh shit there WERE Battletech comics. Nice!
>>154611004probably going to be unoriginal and say the timberwolfbut for less obvious answers, the shadowhawk 2c, but only the one with the shoulder gun
>>154611037Shoulder Gun, my fav. Good choice man. Everyone loves the Timber Wolf, youre good man.
>>154605818Continuity issues with existing lore is the main reason.
>>154610311it definitely is a thing that could be done.the audience exists, absolutely.
>>154609113>>154609134my sides
>>154611358>Elemental Botulin of the Sixth Smoked Jaguar Dragoons was the first clan warrior to deliver his entry on Turkeyayyidthis killed meclannerscum never learned to wash their hands
>>154611348Non-videogame media rights are owned by The Tornante Company, IIRC.
>>154609113>>154609134>resulting in raw pulled pork that both gave a judge food poisoning and earned him notoriety as the first Clansman to be disqualified with prejudice>14% of grills were fueled and 3% of the meat was seasonedholy fuck
>>154605382>THAT'S RIGHT BITCH, YOUR BATCHALL IS REFUSEDOkay lolhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/FJci8kFjNeA
>>154611876just like the clans to rush in without foreplay then pull out early
Comstar is Unfair!Comstar is in there!Standing at the concession!Plotting our oppression!
>>154612725>fires all their employees>replaces them with cultists
>>154613019The Word is the best. Blake is love.Blake is life.
I wonder what Clanner food is like. Probably all MREs.
>>154614331>Warrior CasteMREs and Sysco>everyone elseExpired MREs and shittier Sysco
>>154614436Wouldn't it also depend on the Clan?
How popular was this show back in the day?
>>154609113>>154609134Someone share this on /btg/ stat
>>154605382He never said that.
>>154605816Dezgra hands typed this wolf loving post
>>154616382The wolves suck. The falcons suck. All clans but ice hellions number one
