>offend an airbender>he airbends a fart out of your ass
>offend a waterbender>he makes you piss yourself
>offend an earthbender>he rips your fingernails off
>offend a firebender>he sets you on fire
>offend a bloodbender>gives you a painful erection that lasts for 10 hours
>offend a bender>he tells you to bite his shiny metal ass
>offend a metal bender>get in a fender bender
>>154608995Wouldny this be in the same realm as Waterbender?
>>154608763Are nails made of earth somehow?
>>154608995
>offend a cockbender>you know what happens after
>>154610765Is blood made of water somehow?
>>154610909Blood is about 80% water.
>>154608622>offend a bender>get thrown in prison for homophobia and forced to pay for a tv licence
>>154610765>>154610909>>154611341So, nails don't make sense, as Keratin is mostly protein. But your bones are 70% inorganic minerals by volume. So if a Waterbender can learn to bend blood, Earth Benders should be able to bend bones.
>>154611505Does that mean Firebenders can control you via the heat produced by your body?
>>154611505>Earthbender punches in your direction>ribcage shatters and caves in on itselfTerrifying.
>>154608622>offend an airbender>he airbends a fart into your ass
>>154612004>offend an airbender>try to fart>he doesn't let you fart