How to make a successful indie show:1. Use a biblical or circus thematic.2. Have catchy songs in it. (and let your voice actors do marketing for you).3. Add wholesome feelgood characters with a little bit of bite in them. (or rather 14 year old trauma dumping by equally stupid 14 year old mature pseudo-psychologists) 4. Add lore bait and use typical soap opera teasing and "to be continued" bullshit. This infantile generation are standardless and love to be teased. It especially makes them feel smarter when they're not.3.5 Use a slice of life/sitcom/soap opera style rather than action detective style.Optionally:5. Add "MILFs" without overtaking the main character so the 14 year olds and 30 year olds can pretend they have a chance with said mom and pretend a woman in her 50s wants to take care of a grown ass 30 year old man who can't cook for himself. Don't make her the main character cause then the 14 year olds get pissy that it isn't about them and an experienced 40-50 year old is a better character than a 14-21 year old.Continued with DO NOTs:
Continued with DO NOTs:Do not add actual intelligent characters cause then everyone goes "What is boomer/unc talking about yo? fr real no cap." confirmed by adding secondary characters and villains who this generation regards as "This isn't for me, I didn't understand anything he said, I cannot relate to this character" actual smart Sherlock Holmes characters are not for gen-zers and gen-alphas.Do not usemature deep voices who can actually act. worth a shit for your main character. Use young voice "actors" who sound like cheap anime dubbing production cause 14 year olds and 25 year olds alike with squeaky voices want to self insert. Most cannot self insert into Superman and Batman. Do not add preaching "eat your veggies, work hard, especially READ A LOT" or else zoomers and gen-alphas go "Eww he wants me to read, what are you? a ppppfffag? reading is for fags - Idiocracy " but you can add /fit/ messages cause that doesn't require thinking and standardless losers want to become trophy wives for some ugly fat rich lady and "ideally" ugly fat rich young girl, doesn't matter that she's fat & ugly, she's rich! and you can pull out the "I'm /fit/ I deserve to be a lazy asshole who never cooks a meal for himself". And absolutely do not include any of these actual self awareness and criticism towards your viewers, not even in a "I meant group B, you're group A, group A is good, group B is bad", cause both groups want to be lazy good for nothing standardless illiterate do-nothings. You can however in the most superficial way possible add life lessons and moral messages and "he's such a loser, but he's totally not you, gen-Z" which nobody follows but love posturing on to pretend they're better than the other in that typical indian caste-way cause that's what halfbreed brown gen-zers are.
If you do add DILFs then it's best you add skinny DILFs and same age "big brother" character cause these obese fatlards cannot ever see themselves cooking and having responsibilities and their partner having standards towards them. They'll brand them as "ugh this asshole wants me to actually better myself, you're not my actual dad!!"Also do not make cool characters too cool unless they're the opposite sex of your audience. See K-Pop demon hunters.
>>154610271You can just say that you don't like TADC or Hazbin. You don't have to dress it up like this.
>>154610328You can just say you don't want to grow up into a responsible adult, Peter Pan. You don't have to ruin cartoons and turn them into your Neverland. Really boring Neverland you have there too. Also I am taking the children.
>>154610407>Also I am taking the children.Something you have a lot of experience in, I'm sure.
>>154610407>>154610328
STOP MAKING SO MUCH SENSE. YOU'RE RAISING THE IQ FOR THIS PLACE AND THE JEWS DON'T LIKE THAT.
>>154610271Thank you, Mr. SquarePants!
>>154610328Third post best post
