Good morning, grandpa. We survived patriotism and have moved into high summer, as the funnies go. Your newspaper is on the table; enjoy the comics.
check out vacation photos while you wait
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>>154525809 honestly, I'm a little disappointed. I was hoping for a long, grand character arc where Fria comes around. ah well.
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>>154525827 remember kids, just say yes to drugs then change your mind at the last minute
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>>154525849 ...is that...no, it couldn't be....
>>154611566The angle of the photos is determined by the suspect's height. Duh.
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>>154611701Just like that Doug episode!
>>154611757The legendary esquilax!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtDvs4J0Z0A
>>154611757Are they making new Bizarro strips anymore, or are they all repeats? I know I've seen a lot of reruns in these threads and this one feels like a joke from 15 years ago.
>>154611807I've never seen anything to indicate they've done reruns, but I wouldn't necessarily recognize it. all the comics since I've been posting (years) had current dates
>>154611809That... that was horrible.
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So, it turns out that 9 Chickweed Lane tier Luann week from a couple weeks back was a little too risque for newspapers. No kidding.>https://www.dailycartoonist.com/index.php/2026/07/10/luann-sex-scene-too-much-for-newspaper/Funny the same website that brought up how the funnies can't "do it" when the dailies for Luann that week was nearly completed would eventually bring up how Toni and Brad fucking in the shower was too much for newspapers.>>154611628There's also some thread about Prince Valiant where an anon started talking smack about Prince Valiiant's haircut. Bonus pimped-up Dennis daily for the road. I don't see him between Dark Side of the Horse and Doonesbury as usual.
>>154611571The foreground guy in the 2nd panel, bottom tier, reminds me of Clutch Cargo.
>>154611952Is that what Christmas is like in Australia?
>>154611940>off-screen sex>pornographicTexas needs to secede
>you've been retired for 50 years
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t. epstein
>>1546115661&4; Peeking eye and Dumpty's cufflinkFAttire like that has to mean the bear did it which is required when entering public places; I also know that things like that camera have to be concealed.Saw next to the wood cutout, Droplet under straw, Perched birb's beak, Smaller speckle on giraffe's shoulder, Collar on doctor's windbreaker, Giraffe's antlers, and tiny bend on the metallic rod over the giraffeAn angler?...I have no idea what Sam even made, but it still mogs most of what I've seen at the drawthreads.
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>>154611566Thieves who steal cameras always take a picture of their dick. Slylock will have to examine all the photos of dicks and personally study the two suspects' dicks.
>>154611566The thief won't be in any of the photos.
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a coworker has memories of thousands of fireflies at night, I remember only a few dozen. haven't seen any in years, but that's because of city living. anyone rural want to chime in?
nature is truly magical
>>154612404oh ho ho ho ho
>>154612412Should be an interesting tier this week.
another spider comic, with less body horror
forgot I started with Zits. have the Dennis I skipped because it was boring instead.back next week, ta ta
This actually is part of Tinkerson's deepest lore, like the guy that was eaten by a shark.
>>154612293BUM BUM BUUUUM!!
Isn't Monty Python the guy that played Mr. Bean?
>>154612153She got infected by the ghost of Jaimes and did something funny. Even included the twins from her run which is nice to see>>154612144this weird though, Sluggo doesnt seem like a tattoo parlour kind of guy. Even Nancy fits that more.
>>154612335Just like the old song.
>>154612563This week: Maria pulls a SpongeBob.
>>154612284>>https://www.dailycartoonist.com/index.php/2026/07/10/luann-sex-scene-too-much-for-newspaper/They need leaves on the ground. Cities and most suburban subdivisions are pretty leaf-free these days. So that's one reason why it's less common these days to see tons of them come June and July.The other reason is massive use of pesticides, both in suburbia and in farmland. That's also why you don't get nearly as many bugs glopping up your windshield any more.
>>154611744https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcwfEMdV-aM>>154611906Does anyone actually enjoy this shit? I don't set a high bar, but "bland drawings of the White House overlaid with a low effort parody of Trump's mannerisms" seems like a waste of even limited talent.>>154612284Now suburban, formerly semi-rural. Can't remember ever seeing fireflies in my area.
>>154612580>second stripI didn't know Rosa swung that way. But I am entirely okay with it as long as it's not futa shit
>>154612808I can't imagine anyone actually enjoying modern Doonsbury given how low-effort and constantly-seething it is. It really feels like post 9-11 politics really broke him. I remember reading some early Doonsbury that took place in the Vietnam war, and it actually put effort into jokes. One was Duke getting shitfaced drunk with a Vietcong sniper, and his CO coming by to scream at the both of them. If it was written like modern Doonsbury, his CO would have just been ranting about how it's their duty to civilize Vietnam and it's a good thing they are burning villages while Duke and the sniper just stare at him with that terminally bored look nearly every character has now.
>>154611552Jesus Christ, that's depressing.
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>>154612335why is she so miserable all the time
>>154612412Mackenzie fucks confirmed??????
>>154613298She's a big woman in a small man's world.
>>154613298Pick a reason. She has all of them.
>>154613325I have a hard time imagining Mackenzie even knowing what to do with a guy if she ever managed to get one. He would probably noclip out of her hands.
>>154612412She certainly isn't pitching my tent. A cute face doesn't make up for being a hamplanet.
>>154612044Cybil noooooo
>>154613298Desperately needs dick
>>154612153Cash giving a shout out to Jaimes>>154612412and Luca giving one to Dee
>>154611589There's no way this can go wrong.
OFFICIAL TIER LISTMY (LASCIVIOUS) WIFE TIER:>>154612404>>154612412SLYLOCK TIER:>>154611566CHUCKLE TIER:BizarroThe BoondocksClose To HomeCul De SacCurtis (Daily)Dark Side Of The Horse (Earbuds)Far SideFor Better Or For WorseFoxTrotGarfieldNancy (Both)Phoebe And Her UnicornRosebuds (Thursday)Adam @ HomeCOMFY TIER:Breaking Cat NewsFrank & ErnestLuannThe Wizard Of Id"JUST SAD" TIER:>>154611774>>154611854>>154612098All others DNQ. Thanks, as always, OP (and the other guys, too). We all stand with Luann in this trying time, as we all stand against the erosion of the freedom of the mating press against a shower wall.As for >>154612284 , they've gone from dozens to nothing in the ten years I've been in this suburb. My folks' place in the holler had hundreds and is now typically in the single digits per night.
>>154612808Al Capp made the same complaint about Doonesbury back in the '70s.
>>154612193putting the trophy on the coffin is pretty baller.
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>>154611800Did she paint some happy little trees after exercising?
>>154611817THIS is Calvin!
W-what did Fritzi and Phyllis get up to?
>>154612992>It really feels like post 9-11 politics really broke himTbf, post-9/11 politics broke everyone.
>>154616177This is funny but the idea that Fritzi fucks now is throwing me for a loop.
>>154612144A funny joke would've been the first three panels without the speech or thought balloons and then panel four is Sluggo the next day covered in amateurish wriggly lines saying hello to a shocked Nancy
>>154612502>comedy troopoof
>>154612153Finally a decent Nancy strip. Only took like, what, a month?>>154616177Didn't she JUST meet Phyllis? How are they already getting it on?
>>154611566- 1 and 4- It's probably more obtuse, but I'm guessing judging the line of sight to determine the height of the thief.- ... I have no idea what Sam's drawing is supposed to be, but I see a gallery in his future.- A lamprey?- The second spot on the giraffe's left arm, length of the giraffe's horns, water droplet from the straw, the saw against the bed, the hook on the end of the traction, the doctor's right collar.
>>154613298The people are afraid of her big and tall bulk.
>>154612284I've lived in the same semi rural town all my life. The number of fireflies has gone drastically down since I was a child :( Barely any make appearances anymore.
>>154612134This almost felt like a tranny joke of some kind.And yes, this is a another reaction meme that takes inspiration from a certain Disney villain.
>>154611940any publicity is good publicity at this rate
>>154611807>>154611830Pretty sure that's a new strip myself, but I wouldn't be surprised if he's recycled the joke but with new art.
>>154611635he IS the danger, or so I am told.>>154611662make up with a round of SuperSex>>154611757see now, this is just dumb when mules are already the goto default example of hydri-WATCH OUT THAT ALIEN'S GONNA JUMP YOU>>154612098>longboiNever take up the pen ever again. Also you could have explained how the tail helps with turning? and whatever the fuck nictilating means>>154612153who are you and what have you done with carolyne and did you lose the key in a volcano already?
>>154611566plenty of ways; height of the photos, color of the finger-over-the-camera shutter, slime or hair residuals, fingerprints extracted using Batgizmo Spray. But I'm going to say the squirrel did it and is framing the bear and frog because HE'S WEARING NO PANTS FUCKING DEGENERATE>>154612563Rosa heading home after burying the broken remaints of my dick and pelvis
>>154612427Spiders are the future, after all.
>>154612412A matter of time before we get another Tribefag but for the funnies.
OP you skipped Crankshaft. Why did you skip Crankshaft? Did someone skip Crankshaft? What's a crankshaft? Where's my car? What year is it?
>>154612732>>154612808>>154615175>>154619168I figured that's the case, but it's still depressing. oh well, at least the Pluggers are happy
>>154612153>>154612544Oh they came back a few days ago
>>154611729LOL!
>>154613456you are Gay??
>>154611940>https://www.dailycartoonist.com/index.php/2026/07/10/luann-sex-scene-too-much-for-newspaper/I don't believe it.America, America! This is you!
>>154611863I do this and look like this.
>>154623627"They're coming to take me away, haha" would be better.
>>154623299relatable
>>154612335>clothes don't get wetBoooo
>>154612006More people need to put comics in these mfers cuz I'm tired of opening them and finding only self-help books, cookbooks and run-of-the-mill romances
