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The next battle is Caine (Amazing Digital Circus) vs Tenna (Deltarune). Discuss fights.
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Ness having fun with Toriel

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BVLLy Ness.
BVLLy Jeff.
BVLLy Poo.
STACY Paula.
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"Immortal" Digital Circus can't do a thing against Hulk.
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Caine. Ness. Batter. Marisa. The Judge.
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...are all UnderGOD concubines.
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>Bring me Delsin Rowe...
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>>154614127
All run a train on Toriel, Susie, Noelle, Carol, Queen, and composite Deltarune/Undertale
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>>154614071
Is the battle in a dark world or the digital circus? Cuz like this determines who has hax and who doesn't.
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B-but /dbg/ told me you can't depict higher spatial dimensions?
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>>154614165
No matter what a 2d being will do, they can never make a cube
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>RAPES and GAPES Homelander
>RAPES and GAPES Liquid Snake
>RAPES and GAPES Bradley
>RAPES and GAPES Alex Mercer
>RAPES and GAPES Muzan
>RAPES and GAPES Kazuya
What's next for him?
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>>154614183
>NOTHING BUT PITYWINSker
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>>154614165
>Abstract depictions.
You think atoms look like how they're represented?
And even then, those are "simple shapes" that no "higher dimensional space" ever depicted has resembled.
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>>154614193
>Wesker is so powerful that any opponent you can throw at him is a pity win for him
Yup YUP
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>>154614195
>damage control
>a-actually you can't even depict atoms or atom manipulation
Kekachoo!
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>>154614207
Hulk would turn puny Wesker and his entire verse into a fleshlight
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>>154614210
>No arguments.
>Did not prove anything.
Bless you.
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>>154614160
It's usually assumed it's a Dark World that lets them both be in the same place but Caine can do all of his usual shit
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Featsissies can't even bust atoms without statements...
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>>154614227
I'm not sure, but nuclear explosions might suffice.
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>>154614221
What is there to even say retard? You're now damage controlling by literally arguing you can't properly visually depict atoms, and thus the logical conclusion to your argument (UMM YOU CAN'T BUST A UNIVERSE ON SCREEN) is that you would also be unable to show atoms being destroyed or manipulated without statements
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>>154614218
Remind us how that particular storyline ended again Hulkbro? I seem to recall Hulk jobbing against the Israeli Sabra & turning back to weakling Banner once he got angry enough in that run
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>>154614261
Wesker is wall level. He would not last a second with CHADulk
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>>154614071
I love when DB announces a matchup so shit that we just pretend they're doing something else entirely
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Reminder

ALL TROONS MUST HANG BY THE NECK UNTIL DEAD.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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>>154614258
Yes, that's right, and you haven't proved me wrong. There's no such thing as atomic destruction, other than maybe a big enough explosion and realistic destruction.
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>>154614227
BOOM
https://youtu.be/-rbt0vMSbdk
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Heartwarming, midwit learns the concept of visual abstraction not being fully accurately representative of what it represents and spends the next few months applying it to powerscaling to own featkeks or something
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>>154614290
>
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>>154614227
I HATE WEAKLING
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>>154614272
And Banner is below wall-level so Wesker's wincon is to make Hulk angry enough to turn back to regular Banner. Would be tough feat to pull of, but Wesker is good at pissing off people so it's not completely impossible since Hulk has long history of being easily manipulated by his opponents & getting ragebaited
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>Sonic the Hedgehog is still 2-1 vs Dragon Ball with no answer in sight

Dragonbros... Were we MEANT to be Sonic's SISSIES!?!? We always HIDE behind our BVLL immediately!!
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>>154614071
wtf can Caine even do if he’s placed outside the circus
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>>154614296
That's an admission of needing something that isn't purely a feat to scale characters to certain levels.
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>>154614306
>IF and never WILL
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>>154614290
>>154614305
DOESN'T COUNT
DOESN'T COUNT
DOESN'T COUNT
DOESN'T COUNT
DOESN'T COUNT
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Ummm did you guys know there's not actual 3d objects in visual mediums on a flat screen or page? Did you guys know they're not actually destroying anything? They're just drawn to look like they're destroying what are actually just other 2d drawings.
This is a very profound and intellectual observation btw
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>>154614183
Anton Arcane FODDERIZES this bitch while deleting the concept of difficulty.
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>>154614305
How would you show a human sized character doing this?
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Wesker could just teleport around Hulk until he got tired and/or shove a virus into his mouth or through his eyeballs to kill him instantly. What's stopping him from doing that?
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Hulk would clap his hands that would GAPE and RAPE RE and its entire verse. What's stopping him from doing that?
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>>154614320
>destroy a commonly accepted visual representation of an atom
>destroy a commonly accepted visual representation of a higher spatial dimension
>DOESNT COUNT DOESNT COUNT DOESNT COUNT DOESNT COUNT
Please stop thinking your bargain bin midwit understand of philosophy is profound or that you've somehow cracked the code to owning featkeks or whatever
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FeatsBEASTS have won again.
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Post any fictional character not depicted in 3D modeling software or live action destroying a 3D object
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>H-Hulk can make a really loud sound to scare Wesker!
Have you...never played an RE game? The enemies there scream loud enough to destroy your brain.
https://www.projectumbrella.net/shrieker.html
Sissyulk can't hurt Wesker lmao
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>>154614343
Strawman fallacy, but technically true as they're fictional and can't do anything in real life.
>>154614359
>>a commonly accepted visual representation
Ad populum, and still reliant on something external of feats only logic.
>>154614370
Not really.
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>>154614071
Tenna (Deltarune) solos.
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The shockwaves of the clap would destroy Wesker and the entire verse. Do you not get it?
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>>154614207
Weaker is not even the strongest person in his own verse
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>>154614390
I feel bad for your family. It must be difficult for them to deal with someone who is deeply autistic but also not particularly intelligent.
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I don't see how Wesker can beat Mercer to be honest.
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>>154614404
>Mike, can you clean up this dead rat I accidentally killed in this closet?
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>>154614390
>Not really
>F-featsissies can't even bust atoms without statements!
>immediately gets BTFO by GODton busting an atom
KWAB!
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>>154614430
>stronger
>faster
>more intelligent
>better virus
Wesker no diffs the verse by breakfast
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>>154614439
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>>154614424
yeah that title goes to the mighty rocket launcher
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>>154614439
KEK
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Why the FUCK haven't we got Pyramid Head vs Nemesis yet?
>inb4 muh stomp or whatever retarded nonsense
NOBODY FUCKING CARES! Give us KINO!
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>>154614425
>Evading the argument and relying on insults.
You can just accept that statements, feats and else in balance are needed for power scaling, you know?
>>154614450
>Illogical depiction of an atom.
You're wrong.
>>154614451
The only stat Wesker takes is intelligence though.
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>>154614464
silent hill doesn't work in versus
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>>Illogical depiction of an atom
>You're wrong
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>>154614466
They literally have the exact same feat of
>absorbing a bunch of virus material/infected whatever
Except Wesker does it on a global scale and Mercer does it on a city wide scale
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>>154614474
>whatever retarded nonsense
Shut the FUCK up, retard.
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>>154614476
>Kratos out of nowhere.
Asura should've won.
>>154614478
???
That global scale thing never happened, also Mercer had better feats (that I know of).
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How many times do you think this guy kept pissing off his art or science teacher because he kept going
>SIR SIR THAT'S NOT ACTUALLY WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IT IS, IT'S ACTUALLY A DEPICTION OF THAT THING AND ALSO NOT AN ACCURATE ONE OF THAT! YOU NEED STATEMENTS TO PROVE THOSE THINGS ARE WHAT THEY ARE
Do you think they ever crashed out on him and told him to shut the fuck up, that's he a retard and that no one cares?
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>>154614487
>Asura should've won.
We established Kratos won a few threads ago.
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>>154614497
*that he's
They simply crashed out on him so hard they fumbled their words
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>>154614487
>I didn't play either game
You could have just said that from the start
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>>154614497
That never happened because everyone knows that they're not really the true thing. It's called accepting statements. Both teachers and students know this.
Also, you're changing the subject to something irrelevant, and also wrong.
>>154614501
>Lying JEWtos.
No.
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>We established Kratos won a few threads ago.
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IDK but I played RE8 and the scene at the end of the game where the lady grows a shit ton of tentacles to cover a town and shit and creates a virus kaiju is way more impressive than anything I ever saw Mercer do, and Wesker is supposed to be stronger than her
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so are the anons that continue to fall for the bait retarded?
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>>154614509
Wesker died to bazookas, Mercer survived a nuke, albeit barely. Still, Mercer has better feats.
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>you need statements to depict atoms and tesseracts or literally anything ever
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>>154614527
hey that was a mountain level bazooka
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>>154614529
That is true.
>>154614538
Post it destroying a mountain.
>>154614525
I haven't seen Wesker perform a better feat than Mercer.
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>>154614527
>continuing to LARP about playing the game
Wesker was significantly weakened before he died to the launcher, he had been injected by two doses of serum. Weapons in RE are also way stronger than they are in real life, they literally say they mod their weapons to be way more powerful.
Mercer did actually die to the nuke and needed a crow nearby to regenerate. Otherwise Wesker is just way stronger and his virus is way better. This is basically like saying Wolverine is nuke level because he barely managed to survive a nuke once even when he loses to shit like Daredevil
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Bro thinks you have to label everything like a Ben Garrison cartoon to visually depict anything
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STOP FUCKING POSTING FEATS! DON’T MAKE ME BRING OUT MY 500 PAGE GUIDEBOOK STATING YOUR DEPICTION OF WHAT HAPPENED IS AKSHUALLY INACCURATE! AAAAAAAEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIII!!!
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Why the fuck is the falseflagger arguing with a weskerfag? Also, what did I miss?
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Jocelyn is in the preview so TravelAang is a good episode by default
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>>154614518
>calls other people poos
>when Asurasissies are the one obsessed with cuckshit and AI
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>>154614518
>Batman out of nowhere
We all know Warrior Z likes Nightwing
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Sonic RAPES and GAPES Hulk and his entire verse.
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>>calls other people poos
>>when Asurasissies are the one obsessed with cuckshit and AI
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You know what?
Fuck Death Battle, and fuck Powerscaling. Fuck you.
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>Hulkfag losing against Wesker of all people
>Backpedals and says it's a falseflagger
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According to Jocelyn

Sentry lost
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Don't test me SoNIGGER.
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>>154614607
No, she said I’ll take it from here
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>>154614601
Good on you (if you save the day), anon.
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>>154614601
What did we do to you?
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>>154614567
Mercer STILL survived a nuke, he didn't die to it, he wouldn't have come back if he had actually died, so he doesn't fully scale to it, but it's still higher than Wesker.
None of what you said proves mountain level weapons nor Wesker.
Wesker doesn't have reactive evolution last time I checked.
Wolverine isn't Alex Mercer.
>>154614570
No, I just believe you have to can't be one side only in power scaling, it's flawed.
>>154614577
>Not an argument.
>>154614580
I'm not the false flagger.
>>154614605
I'm not him.
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>>154614632
>I'm not the false flagger
Why you using my images and filenames then?
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What the fuck I thought I deleted that grammar mistake FUCK YOU GOOGLE
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What does kwab and k b c mean? No joke answer please
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>>154614654
Kek what a bitch
Kek, based, canon
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>>154614642
I'm not skrullnic, what are you talking about?
>>154614654
Kwab = Kek, What A Bitch.
K, b, c= Kek, based, canon.
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I LOVE WEAKLING
I HUG WEAKLING
I HELP WEAKLING
I PROVIDE FOR WEAKLING
I PROTECT WEAKLING
I FIGHT FOR WEAKLING
I KEEP WEAKLING SAFE
BECAUSE I PUNK ROCKER
YES I AM
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>>154614662
>>154614667
Thanks sorry for being such a KWAB
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>Aang is weaker than you think!
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Aangbatudie
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>>154614591
True.
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>>154614379
Hmmm... there was that time Finn destroyed a black hole depicted as a 3D representation of a 4D hypercube. Does that count?
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>>154614654
You must lurk at least two years before posting on this site.
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>>154614632
>he wouldn't have come back if he had actually died, so he doesn't fully scale to it, but it's still higher than Wesker.
Embarrassing argument. At least the Oregon sword faggotry had some grounds to stand on but you're literally saying Mercer scales to something that splattered him and that he literally did only survive because of outside help.
>mountain level
He doesn't need to be because he performs a directly better feat than Mercer's best, absorbing a huge amount of viral material, Wesker just absorbed far more and his virus is literally built to assimilate viruses created by supergeniuses that themselves were resilient to cures and other viruses.
You've never played either game, disingenuous jeet.
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>>154614654
KINGnic wins all battles
KINGnic beats compositeFiction
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>>154614682
>Aang is a cucky WEAKLING?! Aang is about to get STOMPED in a spitematch pity win?!
>Traveler RAPES and GAPES Aang and his entire verse?!
Really making it subtle Death Battle
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>>154614667
>I'm not skrullnic, what are you talking about?
skrullnic...
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Kills. Blue. Cuck.
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>>154614738
>>154614745
>One minute apart
I would tell you to get a life, but I forgot you play Gacha
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AWWW YEAH THAT BREEZE FEELS GOOD!
TIME TO GO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF SOME WEAKLINGS!
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>>154614755
Mario...
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>>154614713
>but you're literally saying Mercer scales to something that splattered him and that he literally did only survive because of outside help.
You lack reading comprehension, I said Mercer doesn't scale to it because he barely survived, but that he still survived something that Wesker wouldn't, so he scales higher than Wesker in resistance.
>He doesn't need to be because he performs a directly better feat than Mercer's best, absorbing a huge amount of viral material, Wesker just absorbed far more and his virus is literally built to assimilate viruses created by supergeniuses that themselves were resilient to cures and other viruses.
You've never played either game, disingenuous jeet.
I don't see how this feat makes him better nor scales him above Mercer, and Alex has reactive evolution, while Wesker still has lesser feats.
>>154614748
I'm the anon who named him, not the skrullnic.
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>>154614745
>pity win
But Genshit hasn't lost yet
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>>154614755
Flash…
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>>154614755
Spawn.
Sora.
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>>154614071
aren't like 90% of caine's feats digital hax bullshit that would necessitate being disabled so he can't just literally delete tenna?
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>destroys a mountain
>Ermm actually that wasn't actually a mountain. It was unlabeled it could've been a large hill
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>>154614755
Susie...
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>>154614755
Tirek...
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>>154614757
I don't know how you thought that post wasn't making fun of the Excalibur vs Raiden-esque situation of feeding a character people actually like to shilled slop while hiding against their actual matchup that rapes and gapes them but okay.
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>>154614723
>KINGnic wins all battles
>KINGnic beats compositeFiction
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>>154614723
KKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNGGGnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicc!
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>>154614797
>Strawman fallacy.
>Unironically an "argument" used against Bleach.
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>>154614809
KKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNGGGnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicc!
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>bleachSCAT shows his face
Gentlemen...
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>>154614766
>I said Mercer doesn't scale to it because he barely survived, but that he still survived something that Wesker wouldn't
So you're scaling him to it you lying Indian. Own up to it. Don't run like the little bitch you are.
>don't see how this feat makes him better nor scales him above Mercer
I would think Wesker absorbing a virus meant for complete global saturation is naturally more impressive than a virus that covers a city but I don't eat food cooked on cow shit, so what do I know
>Alex has reactive evolution
Mercer took hours to adapt to his virus, T-Virus hosts were able to do it in minutes and Ouroboros is a far more refined virus that is objectively massively superior to the T-virus and every other thing in RE barring maybe the mold from 7 and 8. And even there's arguments for that, even though the mold outright gives fucking full on magic abilities and shit.
You have no idea what you're talking about and your attempt at scamming failed. Cole and Wesker take turns RAPING and GAPING your pathetic verse.
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>mindbroken parroting
As expected. As ALWAYS.
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>>154614801
NTA but what MUs doess Excalibur have? I have only come up with Excalibur vs Hakumen.
>>154614826
I used bleach as an example but I'm not a bleachfag nor power scaler.
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>>154614810
>>154614817
>Phone and computer to shitpost
KWAB
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>>154614826
...venerate him! We LOVE the big three here
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>>154614837
Warframe vs Destiny obviously
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Why are the Holy Shounen Trinity suddenly acting all buddy-buddy
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>>154614841
>retarded and illiterate newfaggot
KWAB, indeed.
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/aalhuzKTypA
Splodey vs Lazer
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>>154614834
>So you're scaling him to it you lying Indian. Own up to it. Don't run like the little bitch you are.
You're a retarded nigger, Mercer doesn't scale to the nuke, but him surviving it means he could tank things that can kill Wesker, and neither are at the level of that nuke.
>I would think Wesker absorbing a virus meant for complete global saturation is naturally more impressive than a virus that covers a city but I don't eat food cooked on cow shit, so what do I know.
I don't know either, I'm not the Indian projecting himself on others here. How do you scale that feat to power?
>Mercer took hours to adapt to his virus,
I'm not talking about that, I'm talking about his ability to evolvr and adapt and get new powers and abilities with the virus.
Wesker doesn't scale to the mold.
>You have no idea what you're talking about and your attempt at scamming failed.
Quit projecting on others, you indian jew.
>Cole and Wesker take turns RAPING and GAPING your pathetic verse.
They're not beating Spawn, you fagger.
>>154614859
Warframe wins with lore and cosmology.
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>>154614848
>Big Three
You’re not Slamdunk, Bleachtard
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The other Mihoyoslop gets fed character people actually like matchup
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Dishonoured is getting buzz in my YouTube feed. So name a kick ass pick of opponant for Corvo.
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>>154614937
It would have to be Garrett from Thief.
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>>154614937
The Prince of Persia
Because they both RAPE and GAPE their obvious initial matchup vs any Assassin Creed character
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>the Boomer Three getting cocky
Step aside, gramps. The REAL Big Three of the modern era have arrived
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>>154614972
shut up
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>>154614972
Ichigo solos all 3 of them.
Naruto solos all 3 of them.
Goofy solos all 3 of them.
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>>154614972
Luffy solos.
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>>154614755
we're orbital striking your house faggot
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>>154614909
Nta, but Slam Dunk isn't battle shōnen, or so I remember.
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>>154614915
I don't want Samus to get wasted on a gachaslop character. I'll take ANYTHING else, even Mega Man and Master Chief
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>>154614439
Deku...
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>>154614906
>evolvr
KWAB! The brown shows himself.
>but him surviving it means he could tank things that can kill Wesker
So you're scaling him to the nuke. At least CSMfags had an EXCUSE because Denji clashed with the sword afterwards, but you have fucking nothing because Mercer was objectively splattered and dead until a crow randomly came up to his remains.
>How do you scale that feat to power?
Wesker wants to cover the Earth with his virus, the virus causes people to turn people into huge flesh monsters, it'll take him a few hours to do it so you can calc the energy required to move that much viral mass across the globe. What's more to get? Mercer's own best feat is literally the same thing except again he does it on a city wide scale.
>get new powers
Who fucking cares, Wesker also has a bunch of "new powers he can gain" if you use gameplay skills and would have far more of them. Objectively what matters is the quality of the virus and how quickly they can adapt to each other and Mercer is laughably slow and weak.
>Mercerfag has to HBOC behind fucking SPAWN of all things because he's losing this hard
I accept the concession.
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>>154615010
Mega Man or X sound more reasonable than Doom Slayer. And Master Chief has already been stomped.
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>>154614755
Superman... You didn't even need to touch Dr Manhattan...
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>>154614915
The more I hear about Robert vs Phaethon, the more I dig it
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>Rapes+Gapes your verse while out-dimesing it
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>>154615001
Cucky Blue getting spitroasted by Chaddy Red and Chaddy Yellow
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ZUUUUUUUEEEEEEESSSSSS MY BULL HAS RETURNED!
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>>154614755
Batter...to Kris...
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>>154614896
I KNEW Lazer would win! Close as hell
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The gachaslop-on-gachaslop violence ragebaitkino
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>Casually enters the thread....
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>>154614972
>Asta
Replace him for Denji
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>>154615114
Both their assholes.

In my mouth.

Now.
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Every Earclacks ball gets relativistic scaling because of Laser btw
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>>154615120
Fuck... I better hide before I die!
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>>154615042
>The brown shows himself.
Everyone with at least half a working brain would know that minor spelling mistakes are common errors, something human. So yes, you are showing yourself.
>So you're scaling him to the nuke.
No, you fucking retard. I'm scaling him to lower than the nuke but higher than Wesker. Learn how to read and comprehend, you stupid fucking nigger.
>Wesker wants to cover the Earth with his virus, the virus causes people to turn people into huge flesh monsters, it'll take him a few hours to do it so you can calc the energy required to move that much viral mass across the globe.
Can you post a calculation of that feat?
>Who fucking cares,
I do.
>Wesker also has a bunch of "new powers he can gain" if you use gameplay skills and would have far more of them.
Nope, not like Alex does.
>Objectively what matters is the quality of the virus and how quickly they can adapt to each other and Mercer is laughably slow and weak.
No, he gets more powers with more variation and faster than Wesker.
>>Mercerfag has to HBOC behind fucking SPAWN of all things
I'm not a mercerfag, I'm a SpawnKING.
>because he's losing this hard
Nice headcanon and fanfic you just fabricated, you indian jew.
>I a-ACK!
You lost, nigger.
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>>154615120
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>>154615114
Both their mouths.

In my asshole.

Now.
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He won.
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>>154615133
H... He's faster than my entire verse...
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>>154615120
…and gets RAPED AND GAPED by GOATlander.
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Very difficult to decide.... who can make a woman cum harder?
Hulk or Yujiro?
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>>154615159
....is what I say in my flase schizo fantasies
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I'm schizophrenic as fuck
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>>154615194
Sonicfag.....
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>>154615194
Tennafag...
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>>154614353
Wesker doesn't have strength or the power to do that. Hulk is immune to all diseases known to man and gods.
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Homelander can throw a net at superspeed.
Captain America can throw his shield even faster.
Do the math.
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>>154615137
>Everyone with at least half a working brain would know that minor spelling mistakes are common
Yeah sure Rajesh
At least if you're going to call me brown you can read and write in English and not Hindi. As it is you've exposed yourself to be a massive BROWNOID to the entire thread.
>I'm scaling him to lower than the nuke but higher than Wesker
You:
"Mercer survived a nuke, Wesker can't hit with the force of a nuke so he can't kill Mercer".
You are being very dishonest right now, Rajesh. I hope you'll reach your scam quota at the call center you work at because this one isn't working.
>calculation of that feat?
Here's the low end. The high end absolute gigashits on Mercer and assumes it's done in 2 hours, but that's not necessary.
>he gets more powers with more variation and faster than Wesker
You've never played RE or Prototype in your life lmao. Wesker in RE2 Revelations alone probably gets more skills than Mercer, let alone the rest of his franchise. You probably think Mercer wins because you're a raging FAGGOT who's attracted to him.
>I'm a SpawnKING.
You're a Mercerbro who bought into the big hype surrounding Mercer soloing fiction even though the little cuck canonically knelt to BBC in his second game. Mercer would get GAPED by Spider-Man, Cole, Wesker and pretty much 99% of fighters on Death Battle. Even Homelander probably rapes him. Hiding behind some random multiversal character makes you and him look pathetic.
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>>154614386
>Hulk yells and the zombies are instantly vaporized
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>>154615183
1. Yujiro has no ranged attacks at the same level of Homelander’s eyebeams.

2. Yujiro can’t fly, so he has no way to close the distance on Homelander’s eyebeams.

3. Homelander CONSISTENTLY opens fights with his eyebeams, and only uses his superstrength as a last resort. So it’s completely in-character for him to spam lasers from a distance, which is his best strategy against Yujiro.

Without glaze or agenda, Homelander wins this more often than not.
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>>154615194
SteveDEITY...
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Didn't Hulk literally get turned into a zombie? I would think Wesker would just nodiff
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>>154615261
Yujiro can tank lightning bolts with no damage done.(lightning bolts the narrator explicitly states he can DODGE if he wanted too.)
Yujiro also knows all of an opponents weaknesses just by looking at them, which is a canonical power of his.
He'll know Homelander is a sissy bitch who is easy ragebait, so he'll do that, which will cause CHUDlander to tard rage and go into CQC.
At which point, Yujiro quite literally RAPES and GAPES him.
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>>154615261
Homelander and all the Supes lost to the US military. Yujiro is greater than the modern version of the US military
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>>154615290
>Wesker now has to deal with uncontrollable zombie Hulk
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>>154615290
Yuuuuuup
Wesker is even basically stated to be responsible for Marvel zombies in the first place, so he does kinda canonically nodiff all of Marvel
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>>154615322
Wesker forcibly controls the zombies he creates
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>>154615344
>Thinking that would work on the Hulk
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Hulk could blink and turn Wesker into a fine red mist.
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>>154615314
Yujiro makes a tradition of being above the entire US military every election
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>>154614937
Talion, duh. Two men ripped from their families but given powers by an ancient entity and on the warpath to take their revenge. Generic, maybe, but imagine the sick power clashes they could do.
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>>154615349
Hulk has been mind controlled before, so there's no reason to think Wesker cant control zombie Hulk.
>>154615354
>Hulk could [headcanon] and turn Wesker into [headcanon]
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>>154614481
WESKERBITCHES DON'T LOOK
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>>154615349
Isn't the entire point of the zombie virus that Hulk basically became a slave to it and fell under its control
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Aang can just use air bending to take the air from the travelers lungs out and suffocate him.
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>>154615402
Aang could do this to most people's heroes
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>>154615394
W-well you see! Th-this wouldn't work because... Because... LOOK NOBODY CARES HULK RAPES AND GAPES OKAY?!
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>>154615235
>>154615235
>Yeah sure Rajesh
Not an argument.
>As it is you've exposed yourself to be a massive BROWNOID to the entire thread.
Prove I'm brown without appealing to something anyone is prone to doing on accident, or else you are admitting you're a projecting indian.
>"Mercer survived a nuke, Wesker can't hit with the force of a nuke so he can't kill Mercer".
No, I'm saying:
"Mercer almost died to a nuke, Wesker would've died, so Mercer has more resistance than Wesker, but it's not at the level of the nuke."
You're a strawman using nigger.
>Assumes.
Is the feat something that actually happened or just a hypothetical with no meaning?
>You've never played RE or Prototype in your life lmao.
I've seen Mercer have more powers with more variation than Wesker does.
>Projecting his faggotry.
Kek, you're a fagger.
>You're a Mercerbro who-ACK!
No, I'm a SpawnKING. You're probably some retarded nigger that got humiliated by a fan of Mercer and now your trauma makes you unable to fathom someone having a different opinion and not being a fan of the character.
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>>154615394
Hulkbitch doesn't read comics.
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>vsbw shitty cope
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>>154615394
It's kind of funny that Kingpin could canonically resist the virus but Hulk and all these other marvel heroes couldn't.
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>Is it fortune or misfortune? Before he knew it this man who had specialized in fighting all his life had developed a singular power, something unexpected. He was suddenly able to identify the weak points of anyone within his sight. From cancer cells which hadn't yet been diagnosed to cavities in someone's teeth! He was so sensitive to any weaknesses that he was unable to look at anyone without focusing on them. Once it was well honed fists, once it perfectly sharpened swords, once it was flying bullets and eventually it was modern weapons. He smashed them, crushed them and over came them! He insulted them, laughed at them and eventually destroyed them! The brute strength pro didn't have a single failure in his life.
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>>154615402
Aang can also throw a brick at Traveler and win but Genshin niggers have vague statements that Death Battle will exploit to please their sponsor
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I'm glad we all agree pikmin is the weakest verse of all time and olimat is massively subhuman level
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I mean you do know that if they ever make a Resident Evil x Marvel crossover it'll end up being WESKER KILLS THE MARVEL UNIVERSE and then Chris Redfield and Peter have to fight through infected hordes of Asgardians or Galactus or some shit while Wesker fuses with the One Above All with his virus powers, no one loves humiliating Marvel more than Marvel itself
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>>154615456
>ESLmus
Pikmin solos
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLLifi83uRk
>As a chinky little air nomad
What the FUCK did Boomstick mean by this
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The traveler at best is subsonic level in speed and maybe large city level with wank
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>>154615437
>Kingpin resisted it due to the love of his wife
based Kingpin
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>>154615462
>Pikmin solos
...not a single verse.
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>>154615456
>Blonde space whore is dissing GODimar
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
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>>154615456
>>154615473
>Olimar is 2 tiers above Samus
holy shit how, we got too cocky vs our Pikmin overlords
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Post Samus being able to bust a star.
Post Olimar being able to bust a star.

No copes. No HBOCing. Just do it.
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>check thread
>fag is still falseflagging as me
Well, past 10 pm here and I have to wake up early, good night fellas.
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>>154615466
>that dirty little air nomad chink shows his ugly yellow monkey face at me while trying to say I'm short
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Sonic won. We all agree.
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>>154615494
Well, that was easy.
Metroidsisters, you can post yours right? Need some help?
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>>154615494
Samus destroyed a planet
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>>154615067
this is your hero
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>Sonic won. We all agree.
That he won the sissy competition every time.
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>star
I could MAYBE destroy a TINY sand wall, and that's it... If you give me 100 Pikmin and 10 seconds...
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>>154615509
>>154615512
>W-well Wikipedia states...
>W-well Samus has...
Show it on screen. NOW.
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Sonic lost. We all disagree.
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>>154615509
Olimar canonically rapes Samus's ovaries until she submits...
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>>154615509
>Olimar's spaceship
KEEEEEKYYYYPOWWWWW! All KEKmar can do is HBOC behind xhis Pikmin and Spaceship.
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>>154615437
PHAT FORCE
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>>154615505
Correct.
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Olimar is a Crazy Dave victim btw
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>>154615437
...because of his WEIGHT.
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>D-destroy a sand wall?
AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE SAVE ME S.S. DOLPHIN!!!!
KEKYPOW!
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>all he can do is HBOC behind...a weapon he canonically owns
Then I guess all of Samus's feats are fraudulent since she HBOCs behind her suit
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Olimar's cock is a few milimeters in length. It couldn't even penetrate PAWGmus. Olimar's entire body is smaller than the average human cock.
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>>154615550
>sweating and moving the goalpost
You specified verse, that includes Olimar's spaceship. So you agree you can't handle the pikmin verse
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Why did they bring Jocelyn back? They aren't being forced to meet a diversity quota by RT anymore.
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>>154614071
>>154614160
>>154614223
>>154614787
The fight is dumb because the only metric that matters is if Dark World creation overrides Caine's control over his digital realm enough for Tenna to get the upper hand or not and that's completely arbitrary (or deep autistic interpretation of Deltarune's lore I guess which I doubt they'll actually do).
I guess this fight will be no reasoning and all for show (get it, because they're both showmen)
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Where is the proof Olimar is small? The planet he went to could just be fucking huge.
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Yeah Sonic won.
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STACYmus Aran rapes all her matchups btw. Master Chief, , DoomGOY, Mega Chud X, Boba Fett, all of them.
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>Discovery Notes
>"I've found the Nova Blaster! This emits a dazzling burst of light capable of destroying almost anything! I'm not exactly sure about this, but the promotional brochure claims that its blasts can travel in the currents of space-time, smashing through stars and into the rifts of space."

>Ship Log
>"This is a weapon of such incredible destructive force that it can blast stars into tiny pieces... It has a strange allure."
SAMUSBROS EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING NOW!
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>Samus is this SCARED of a foot long spaceship that solos her verse
Olimar won.
Chadlimar.
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>>154615589
>can freeze the sun
Versus
>rips a blast through spacetime that completely destroys stars
Yeah, I think Olimar kinda...just...rapes....
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>WAIT IS THAT A FUCKING SMALL ASTEROID?! OH NO MY SHIP WHAT THE FUCK STOP AIIIIEEEEE PIKMIN SAVE ME!
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>>154615596
>Yeah Sonic won.
the sissy awards
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>Discovery Notes is him remarking on what was written on the pamphlet
>Ship Log is a direct statement on the Nova Blaster's capabilities after further testing
FVARK!
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>>154615596
As expected. As ALWAYS.
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>>154615598
What about Kerrigan
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>>154615598
>DoomGOY
You're a retarded jew and being such means your opinion is invalid.
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>>154615613
Freezing the sun is more impressive actually
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>>154615586
They both have about the same level of "control" over their realms so that would even out.
After that you can just compare physicals, win cons, like any other matchup.
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>>154614915
Whi wins this?
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Um well if you take this flavor text completely seriously and wank it despite no proof ever being given I can destroy stars...
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>Samenic
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>>154615598
>ducking CHADlucard
Yup yup!
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Samus casually destroy a planet
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Olimar's spaceship can atomize stars! Just don't ask what happened to it at the start of pikmin...
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>>154615631
>Metroidvania
BASED
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>>154615629
nah
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>Discovery Notes: I don't really believe it but it does says it can destroy stars.
>Ship Logs:...yeah it can destroy stars.
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Sonic...I'm here to take your LIFE.
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Why didn't he use the nova blaster "that can destroy stars" to destroy the tiny asteroid?
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GODlimar and his PikMONSTERS no diff the Tyranids and Flood at the same time
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>SONICSONICSONICSONICSONICSONIC
As ALWAYS, the WINNER is proclaimed by his MINDBROKEN vassals!
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OMNIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
samusdock...
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Samus remade everything with a white hole and defeated a destroying black hole. Yup, my Mommy Samus won
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>GOLLY GEE WOW! Olimar-dono!? From my favorite game Pikmin?! A man who can toss 100 creatures in under 10 seconds and knock down the largest of beast if he chooses WITH HIS FISTS ALONE! WOWIE ZOWIE! I ACKNOWLEDGED YOUR MONSTROUS STRENGTH!
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>samenic melty trying to be included
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>>154615667
Somebody might care. Remember: Spawn BEATS and DEFEATS Kratos and the entirety of his cosmology.
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>>154615671
She can actually do that? Ummm Olimarbros...
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>>154615671
Universe destroying*
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>>154615662
I mean, the in universe lore is that he literally did not realize it could destroy stars at that point
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>>154615670
>You...said Samus...remember it *floats into the sun and dies*
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Is that a fucking... SMALL FALLING ROCK?! QUICK I NEED TO RUN AND HAVE MY PIKMIN AVOID THEM BEFORE MY ENTIRE SQUAD GETS WIPED!!!
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>>154615671
>>154615589
How canon are these samus scribbles
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>>154615691
Then can we see it destroying a star on screen across any pikmin game?
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>My pity win spitematch rapeslave I was supposed to sealclub was too strong...now I'm his slave...
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>>154615691
Olimar the HUMBLE destroyer of samus...
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>just because he said it can destroy stars and tested it out to destroy stars doesn't mean it can actually destroy stars!
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FUCK WAIT SAMUS DONT CRACK OPEN MY HELMET PLEASE OXYGEN IS TOXIC FOR ME!!
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Like sonic or not. Sonic as a verse has some of the best porn in the world.
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Olisaar is nothing compared to Samus Aryan
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>>154615505
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRDniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiic!
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>>154615722
>Like sonic or not. Sonic as a verse has some of the best porn in the world.
If you're a furry pedophile...
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>samusfag is browsing plebbit
KEKAROOOOOO!
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I looked away why is Samus punching down on literal quarter sized Olimar
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>>154615701
>Protects his comrades
>Willingly coordinates during dangerous situation which extreme precision so he can protect them
>If by some means he gets hit he tanks it a giant rock
I kneel
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>>154615722
Cory...
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>>154615714
Lusamine to Ragyo...
Aku to Lich...
Caine to Tenna...
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>Samusfag having a melty
Hahahahahahahahaha
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I thought it was heartwarming when Olimar respectfully killed Samus and promised to take care of her Metroid baby
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>>154614071
WOMEN have a much higher win rate vs Men than Men have vs WOMEN on Death Battle.

That's right. Misogynistic loser incels BTFO!

WOMEN RAPE and GAPE MEN and their entire verses.
Sorry, moids. The FUTURE of Death Battle is FEMALE.

Death Battle Episodes where WOMEN WON over MEN:
> Boba Fett vs Samus Aran (TWICE)
> Starscream vs Rainbow Dash
> Gaara vs Toph
> Meta vs Carolina
>Tracer vs Scout
> Lara Croft vs Nathan Drake
> Thor vs Wonder Women
> Carnage vs Lucy
> Dragonzord vs MechaGodzilla
> Mob vs Tatsumaki
> Gray vs Esdeath
> Reds vs Blues (Moids helped)
> Steven Universe vs Star Butterfly
> Killua vs Mikasa
> Blade vs Buffy
SCOREBOARD! SCOREEBOARD! BOVNDLESS QVEENS WIN
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>>154615743
Because Samus is the WEAKEST.
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>>154615763
I-I thought she was a 3-0 QUEEN
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>>154615722
Armenian Cory....
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>>154615762
Barbie vs G.I. Joe when?
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>>154615762
Makima lost...
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>>154615595
https://youtu.be/75JEwjP_GD8
Not 100% canon but it gets the point across that Pikmin are really fucking tiny. Pikmin are actually smaller than this, even.
First of all, it's pretty much soft confirmed PNF404 is Earth just in the far future (the continents are slightly shifted and remnants of society are left). In Pikmin 2 the entire plot do the game is Olimar collecting bottle caps and shit which are bigger than him and his pikmin.
You can unironically just fucking step on him and crush him and that's a valid wincon. They're basically ants.
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Ness
Hulk
Sonic
Samus
Caine
Homelander
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>>154615762
SAMUS is such a Stacey. She beat Doomguy too
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>>154615785
The SISSIES of the halls
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Enter STRONGEST
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>>154615785
All my rape meat.
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>>154615781
>the trooncoded self-troonsert was ACK'd
BASED.
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>>154615785
Samus is a QVEEN. Everyone else is a sissy.
>>154615796
Weakest*
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>>154615114
Ah yes, my ryonakino matchup featuring the loser screaming and begging for her life before being brutally and violently killed. Haven't had this one since the RoosterTeeth era.
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>>154615595
He's an inch tall. I don't get why people are discussing a Samus match up. Isn't Hollow Knight's verse really tiny? There has to be better verses to discuss
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>>154615807
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATJOOOOOOOOOOOO THE TROON DESTROYER
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>>154615786
>She [LIE] too.
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>>154615796
>is that the TRUE galactic hero, holy shit...
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Cucky Makima
Cucky Bayonetta
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Post moids not being pathetic loser weaklings. You can't. Boundless QVEENS WON.
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>>154615813
>don't get why people are discussing a Samus match up.
Because I posted a fucking Samus laughing gif.
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Sonic fucking won
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>>154615813
>Enters samus ear
>Hurls Pikmin through her eardrum
>Crawls into her brain
>Kills her
Fuckkkkkkk it's over Stacy suckers
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>>154615783
>>154615813
This tiny chad solos the metroid verse? Wow.
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Pikmin once I’m done with them
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>>154615849
....at the dick sucking convention
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>>154615849
Also correct.
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>>154615847
Powerscalers are so sensitive. You could make up the most random match up.
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*is a dark triad 6'5 billionaire werewolf rapist.*
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>This tiny chad solos the metroid verse? Wow.
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>Jocelyn returned in this asng preview
> Last female character loss was a literal pity win for the cuckiest shonen of all time
>Women STILL have a huge lead in male v female matchups


YUP. It's true. BOVNDLESS QVEENS WON.
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>>154615630
You can make the case for both in completely arbitrary ways depending on how you interpret the way the verses interact.
>Caine wins since he can never truly die in his own realm while Tenna can be hurt in it as shown in the game
>Tenna wins since Caine has no soul nor magic and therefore can't affect Tenna while Tenna can just magic away Caine's code to delete him
It just doesn't seem interesting to me. Their powers just make no sense outside of their settings. If you ignore that it's just "who can erase the other first/better".
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>[PREFIX]-name filename
I thought Hulkbro went to bed
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The weakest of the weak
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>>154614183
Bradley is for Solidus
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Jocelyn after I’m done with her
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>>154615885
>asng
FemESL...
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>>154615901
lol goKEK!
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>>154615897
You retard the Hulkfag stole that from /dbs/. That's how we named all of our files. Are all the Jirenbros the Hulkfag? All Kratosfags? All Gokubros?
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>>154615897
the hulksissy has ALWAYS been a HBOC-FAGGOT
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>>154615661
Bubsy is for Gex.
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>This tiny chad solos the metroid verse? Wow.
...
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>>154615921
You only see it with Hulk though
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>>154615939
Samus sisters...
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>>154615912
my finger slipped over my keyboard moid FAGGOT don't get cocky BOVNDLESS QVEENS would still annihilate your favourite verse
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>>154615701
>Did somebody say falling rocks?
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>>154615939
I dont know vsbw tiers which one is more impressive
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>>154615962
>FATASSESLmus
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>>154615877
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>>154615939
>fartusbattlewiki
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>>154615939
Stop HBOC-ing hulkfag we know it's you
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>>154615942
You haven't been wrong here for long.
>SLEEPtos
>HAPPYtos
>SUITren the
>WROTHren the
Ect.
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>>154615939
We got too cocky against olimar...
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>>154615868
canon
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>>154615975
Nta but I'm into Julia.
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>>154615939
Flavored text vs SAMUS on SCREEN AP DAMN
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>>154615972
post moids not having a massive suicide and homeless rate nigger
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Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
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>>154615982
>wrong
Around*. Phone keyboards suck.
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>>154615999
Post you not being a fatass and ETL :)
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>>154615998
DAMN. STACYmus is THIS STRONG??? Olimarbros...
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>>154615998
Um fellow Olimarsisters... IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF BY JUMPING OFF OF A CARDBOARD BOX!
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>>154615998
>overtime
KEK, Samus gets nuked by Olimar before all her suit upgrades
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>>154616022
Samussisters...it's true
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>It's over, chud. There is no happy ending. Not for you, not for me, not for anybody...against femoids.
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Id say samus firing a black hole would logically clear the pikmin verse
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>>154616005
Nta, but I agree. I fucking hate Google and it's stupid phone keyboard.
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>>154616022
How long does it take 100 pikmin to carry a D battery
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>>154614103
How tf does one even animate one of these? I want to make one of these with my fav anime girls.
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>FIGHT!
>Samus looks around confused, wondering where her opponent is.
>She takes a step forward.
>[squish]
>She looks down at her foot, where there appears to be a small blood-red stain on the ground.
>KO!
>Wiz: This was an EXTREMELY close match.
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>>154616004
Somebody might care. Remember: Spawn BEATS and DEFEATS Kratos and the entirety of his cosmology.
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>>154616030
>>154616022
>Thinking """4C"" Olimar (in his ship [from only Pikmin 1, not the Pikmin 2 or 3 ships]) can "nuke" the similarly powered Samus before she scales above him
Samus flyswats him
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>>154616053
>Fetish fantasies
Olimar WINS
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And the loser is...300 POUND FOID FROM THE MIDDLE EAST, NIGERIA OR SOUTH ASIA!
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>>154616071
The 300 pound foid from Mexico? WINNER
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>>154616053
CANONTOS!
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>YUMMY YUM YUM I WANT A HUNG FUTA COCK IN MY TIGHT BROWN ASSHOLE RIGHT FUCKING NOW
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>>154616096
Olimar...
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>>154616096
Everybody ITT and their heroes except me...
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>>154616051
It’s called Ai, Chud I also made one with Pyra and said it was Sora

https://litter.catbox.moe/tbthykh0ml6cx0w2.mp4
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>>154615939
>>154615998
ENOUGH!!!
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Mario_(NBA_Street)
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Samus Futa Cockvored me...
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>>154616096
Tenna...
Frisk...
Wesker...
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>>154616122
...Eve vs 2B?
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>>154614755
CHADKEY FUCKING KONG (Rare, not SISSYtendo) WITH ONE CASUAL PUNCH
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>>154616122
Ness vs Frisk
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Luffy LOST.
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>>154616122
Stelle vs FRover...
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>154616122
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>The absolute state of /dbg/.
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>>154616122
>>154616128
OLIMAR WTF FUCK
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>>154616138
>CHADKEY FUCKING KONG (Rare, not SISSYtendo)
So he doesn't have the moon feat CHADtendo gave him
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>>154616122
Jiren vs Asuka
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>>154616122
FRover vs Lumine...
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>>154616122
Gentlemen.
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>>154616122
>>154616128
>Samus faggot melty
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>KEKY Kong
lost to Adam Sandler
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>"I am disappointed, Strange. Very disappointed."
>"Unifying myself with abstract entities and nullifying hax were the first tricks I learned."
>"It didn't kill Nelson... Did you think it would kill me?"
>"I've traveled at the velocity of God."
>"I've fought beings so transcendental and so powerful they are more real than all of existence itself."
>"But you... you're just a man..."
>"... And this world's supreme man is no more of a threat to me than its supreme ant."
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https://youtube.com/shorts/J_w5ktjRX6E
Popeye sisters ...
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Does anyone here have those videos of that random child beating a shadow plushie and that man beating a metal Jiren statue with a hammer, but it barely harms it? I need those two for a shitpost.
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Stop disrespecting females.
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>>154616194
I know EXACTLY which videos you're talking about!!!
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>>154616194
I used to but I do have a child beating up the anti-Christ Santa
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>>154616221
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>>154616194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOCSVYjBDM8
Here's the Shadow one. The Jiren one will be tougher. I think it was a brick though.
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>>154616109
Thanks for answering, but which IA anon? There are hundreds of them.
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>>154616142
Gear death!
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https://rule34video.com/video/4341886/astra-ruan-mei-the-herta-futa/
https://rule34video.com/video/4342302/firefly-kafka-march-7th-stelle-futa/
https://rule34video.com/video/4359630/sparkle-black-swan-futa/
For me it's the SuHe futacucksphgachaslutkino in which one futa is completely humiliated with her tiny dick while the other futa bvll BREEDS the girl. You should already know my heroes and favorite matchups.
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>>154616234

>Mudadadadadada!
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>>154616249
>>154616194
I found a picture of the video. I'm trying to find the video as we speak
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>>154616142
Luffy will tank and win later.
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>>154616250
Look into comfy ui and workflow. The one I have is one of the most popular models with an nsfw bypass
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>>154616277
Leaks showed this killed Luffy.
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>They used that live action abomination to represent Aang in the thumbnail
NIGGERS
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>>154616228
>>154616234
>>154616249
>>154616275
Thank you. If you find the Jiren video, post it, please. I am making a shitpost about CHADren vs. fodders.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMK8ebhLK_o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5Ib_XiYkD4
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>>154616194
>>154616249
>>154616275
>>154616315

the trick was to search for "jiren" in the archive and put *.webm in the filename field.

https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/288047781/#q288064162
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>>154616324
Why did it take 4chan so long to adopt mp4
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>>154616366
Cucky mods kept jobbing to PHPtos
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>>154616324
>the trick was to search for "jiren" in the archive and put *.webm in the filename field.
Kek I tried that with "brick Jiren", "CHADren", "renny", ect.
Thanks
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>>154616287
>Leaks showed this killed Luffy.
Doubt. Also luffy tanked death before anyway.
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do you think we'll ever move past Krasura.
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>>154616481
No. It mindbroke us forever, there is no going back.
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Would Yang Vs. Leone be a good MU?
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Sadako?
Sadako RAPES and GAPES your hero.
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Medaka Box
Reincarnated as a Slime
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>>154616549
Who?
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>>154616644
the ghost from the Ring
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>>154616665
So a street level fodder, okay.
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>Look in thread
>Everyone obsessing over CHRISTnic even though nobody brought him up
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>>154616690
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>>154616705
Post one single win con BITCHku has against composite Sonic. NOW!
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>>154616677
>street level fodder
*gives your hero a heart attack and kills them*
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>>154616690
So you admit that you're wrong because there's proof of the opposite.
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We learned that samus femdom olimar, but not in a sexual way of course LMAO
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>>154616724
Jason TANKS THAT, let alone Spawn. I even doubt she can beat Point Man.
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IESLB IESLB ESL ESL YOU'RE A FUCKING ESL
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>>154616690
Somebody might care. Remember: Spawn BEATS and DEFEATS Kratos and the entirety of his cosmology.
>>
https://youtube.com/shorts/ZeJbawsz5zY
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>>154616690
No one cares what roadkill thinks
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>>154616744
Sadako is surprisingly OP though
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Once WWE inevitably shows up again on Death Battle, how many cuckposts in these threads will be directly attributed to Vince's booking?
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>>154616836
>OH YOU THINK THIS MATCH UP IS SHIT!? WELL!? *shits on your head.* ENJOY THE DIRT SNAKE. YOUUUUUUUUUUU'RE.FIIIIIIIIH-AAAAAAAAAAAAAHED
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>>154616829
Why is Batman fighting manray
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>>154614071
Tenna loses because he sucks with tech. Now if it was Spamton the CHAD then Caine would be fucked
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>>154616851
It's Ultraseven I think, wearing lipstick. And Batman's...being rocket propelled backwards into a weird horse bat?
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>>154616836
>first verse to have canonical bibisi storylines
/dbg/ would not survive
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>>154616834
Not enough. Dante Alighieri victim.
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>>154616851
HYAH
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>>154616864
>>first verse to have canonical bibisi storylines
We... Already had Jujutsu Kaisen on, thrice.
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Nobody posts about how they beat Sonic. Just FAGtasies about fucking him.
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>>154616754
ZAMN Batman and Superman are so lucky.
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>>154616879
MY MIIIIIND

KEEPS ON GETTING BROKEEEEEEEN
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>>154616549
Not her husband Jason
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>>154616902
Mario and Goku are physically imposing so once they grabbed him, his blue asshole and lips are their
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>>154616221
>females
>not women
False KINGtos acolyte
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WHY SONIC. I DO BELIEVE YOU LET YOUR ASSHOLE BECOME UNBLEACHED! JUST HOW I ENJOY IT! I, DOCTOR IVO RRRRROBOTNIK, WILL TAKE PLEASURRRRRRE IN RRRRRRESHAPING YOUR SHIT-PIPE TO THE SHAPE OF MY COCK! NOW LIVE UP TO YOURRRRR NAME AND START SQUEALING, YOU RRRRROTTEN RRRRRRODENT. I'M GOING IN DRRRRRRRY!
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>>>Look in thread
>>>Everyone obsessing over CHRISTnic even though nobody brought him up
>Nobody posts about how they beat Sonic. Just FAGtasies about fucking him.
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Bring me Darkseid
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>>154616718
Just punching him hard enough.
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>IA
Dios mio
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>>154616946
>Dormammu victim.
>>154616950
WHO THE FUCK IS FLANDRE?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>154616950
*rapes her*
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>>154616961
He was jerking to my ai porn
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>>154616902
Don't post gay shit then
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>>154616973
Homer's Christian neighbor
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>insulting women
Smells like brown in here
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>>154616549
doesn't she have an outerversal feat in one of novel's sequels
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>>154617004
FAGrio and FAGoku always post that slop of them fucking Sonic's tight blue asshole and lips. Who's the FAGGOT there?
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>>154616973
>Dormammu
LMAO Trigon pulls up against the Presence, Dormammu shouldn't even be mentioned in the same discussion
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>>154617026
sonic.
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>>154617033
that dog is scaring me
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>>154617041
If you WILLINGLY stick your ERECT COCK inside a man's asshole does that make you gay?
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Remember when Trigon dragged Darkseid's bitch ass into a black hole?
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>>154617043
Both of them are gay and that's okay.
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Aang will be a monster no longer.
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Cucky USA
Cucky Morocco
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>>154617057
>Both FAGrio and FAGoku are gay
CANOOOONNN
>That's okay
FAGGOT
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>>154617033
If you pull up to prime Mike Tyson that doesn't you're as strong as him.
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>>154616925
Freddy vs Jason when?
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>>154617073
Thank you for accepting yourself, Sonic
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>>154617092
Sonic is not gay. You would need to stick your erect cock inside a man's asshole to be gay.
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>>154617089
Kek
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>>154617103
Bottoms are gay, too. It's ok, Sonic.
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cucky hetero
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>>154617114
>Sonic's cock enters no men
>FAGrio keeps projecting
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Cucky Switzerland
Cucky Belgium
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Being a bottom is more gay. Like if you stick your shit in a guy that's pretty gay but at least you can be high or something or be lied to. Getting something inserted in your ass consensually is the gayest shit ever. You're willingly letting a man dominate you and forfetting your manly spirit.
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>>154617144
>WILLINGLY WANTING TO STICK YOUR COCK INSIDE A MAN'S ASSHOLE ISN'T GAY
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>>154617089
Freddy is immortal and stronger so he wins.
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These threads are gayer than watching Free the anime.
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>>154617132
We love and respect bottoms in this day and age, Sonic.
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>>154617165
Sonic is not a fucking bottom.
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>>154614223
>>154614160
Reminder that if Caine is in a dark world he'd get an insane power boost. The biggest problem with deltarune fights is that dark worlds inherently gives both deltarune characters and normal characters power boosts on top of their regular stats.
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>>154616946
No one cares about that 4 eyed faggot, he constantly gets his ass beat by the fucking Teen Troquies.
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>>154617156
It's kinda gay but not super. At least you're fucking a hole. I think getting pegged by a woman is gayer than fucking a man or getting your dick sucked by one.
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>>154617162
Who do you think wins this?
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>>154617170
Power bottoms are still bottoms, Sonic.
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>>154617181
Lot of mental gymnastics just to admit you're gay
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>>154617192
I've had sex with men and women. I had a threesome with a man and a woman. It wasn't that gay.
>>
Would you rather be gay or retarded? Serious answers only.
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Y'all ready for Genshinfag spam?
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>>154614064
>>154614064
>>154614064
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>>154617201
>FAGrio has had sex with men
Done. Forever.
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>>154617212
Neither.
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>>154617218
It's ok, Sonic. You can be yourself with us. We can set up the orgy if you want.
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>>154617212
Probably gay.
>>154617218
I'm actually a Jirenbro. It wasn't super gay since all he did was suck my dick at the same time as a woman. It was a guy and his girlfriend and he wanted me to be their bull.
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>>154617212
Anything but straight
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>fagnic melty
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>>154617212
>Would you rather be gay or retarded
Sonic picks both.
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>>154617292
Mario is already both so he doesn't need to choose
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>>154617315
>Mario is already
Sonic already picked both of them
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>>154617326
So Mario wouldn't be alone. Sonic cares about his vassal's feelings
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>>154617373
>So Mario wouldn't be alone. Sonic cares about his vassal's feelings
Sonic canonically doesn't have feelings for women, so Mario's slave is alone in this.
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>>154617060
because he destroyed Aether...
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Sonic won this thread
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>>154617571
Verified.
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>Samenic
>>
>Skrullnic
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>>154617571
As expected. AS ALWAYS.
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>>154617623
(Samenic's falseflag)
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>>154617669
Also verified.
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>samenic
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Neutral third party here. Just posting to confirm Sonic the Hedgehog has won this thread.
Good job, Sonic!
>>
>Neutral third party here. Just posting to confirm Sonic the Hedgehog has won this thread.
>Good job, Sonic!
In the sissy awards, just thought I'd specify that.



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