>Cosmo! Wanda I wish that Timantha was Sonic sidekick instead of Tails!
>>154616649Is timmy trying to butterfly effect himself into getting spitroasted by a bunch of sonic fans?
>Timantha Gets Trolled>Two Babies One Girl
>>154616649Hey tootieschizo
>Kid wishes to be in a Sonic gameSure>But specifically as a female version of himselfWhy would Timmy wish for this?
>>154616789he wants to be the next Rouge
>>154616704Titan Timantha
>>154616649Are you prepared for this level of autism, Timmy? and I'm not talking normal Chris-chan levels of autism, I'm not talking diaperfur kinda autism, neither am I talking Two Babies One Girl kinda autism, neither am I talking about your average rule63 Palcomix autism I'm talking Madara Uchiha level aspergers lording over your very being. And I'm not just talking about basic Nine Inch Tails levels of autism, I'm talking full blown Holy Rudolf HR Giger Blam! Aspergers Lord SSS category of autism weapons of mass destruction. I'm talking Kitsune Kyuubi Gravity Beam Emitter-wielding Tailsko that rapes, cleans, cooks and eats her victims and make the biggest Gary & Mary Sue like Chase Young blush from the most modern gary stu to the most pathetic Star Trek levels of mary sue, I'm talking Nuclear Weapons Knowledge Kurama Kyuubi, I'm talking Naruto Hermit Mode levels of aspergers with 9 full tails.https://www.deviantart.com/sonicprimearena/art/Sonic-Hedgehog-Blame-Tailsko-Tails-Killy-1352228605All according to plan. (note: plan means keikaku in Engrish.
>>154616649So wait does that mean Tails replaces Timmy role in Fop?
>>154616649>"I'm sorry Timmy, but that's against Da Rules.">"Says right here 'no discriminating against kids with congenital defects in your hiring process'.">"Not even for fictional characters?">"Are you kidding? Especially not tictional characters, they have the best union reps; you can't do anything to them unless it's a tie-in comic.">"Alright, then. I wish that Timantha had two different prominent birth defects, so that she's double affirmative and can be Sonic's better sidekick!">"You got it, Timster!">*Timantha is now Sonic's autistic mutant furry butt-slave instead of Miles.*>*Miles is living happily as a femboy human and enjoying his fairy godparents more than Timmy ever did.*>"Oh no! How do I wish myself out of this?">"Well, now that you're a fictional character, just go find a plot device.">"You mean, the Chaos Emeralds?">*Cosmo chuckles* Of course, those can do anything when the writer wants them to!">"Wait, how am I supposed to get the writer to want things to go back to how they were?">"Just be yourself, Timmy. I'm sure it'll all work out.">"Wait a minute...">"And how are you two still talking to me?">"This is a Sonic crossover fanfic taking place inside of a greentext, none of this is anywhere near canon!">"...Huh. There's really no rules in here, I can do anything I want and it won't come back to bite me?>"Pretty much, it's all slop and bad in-jokes from here on out.">"Do be careful though-">"I can't wait to have all kinds of exciting, lewd adventures with all my furry ass-toys brought to life!">"Timantha, listen-">"You're about to run out of allotted characters!">"Wait, what?" *Holds breath to avoid speaking*>*Nothing happens*>*Obviously*>"Cosmo, did you forget to check the character limit?">"Not at all! I have the numbers here. He's up to 5,981 characters as of this period.">"But character limit is 2000...">"Let me see.">"That's not a number. The counter's upside-down!">"No, Timmy-">"Cosmo, Wanda, I wish I was-
>>154616810>>154617233>Timantha has one of the most oh-god-why moments in Sonic>Tails becomes the patron god of shotamuscleWhat a weird-ass timeline.
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