Darkseid vs Apocalypse vs SpawnCoolest character of each comic book distributor.
Sonic won everything you could possibly win.Boom. Done.
>Sonic won everything you could possibly win.>Boom. Done.
>>154620296>Sonic the Hedgehog is still 2-1 vs Dragon Ball with no answer in sightDragonbros... Were we MEANT to be Sonic's SISSIES!?!? We always HIDE behind our BVLL immediately!!
>Post canon evidence that Goku loses to Composite Sonic>SAARku posts Chatgpt explanations on why FAGoku winsYUP. Looks like Sonic still GAPES and RAPES.
Sonic's like 4 foot 2
>Gay Interracial Cuckold Theatre by CSMbro and JJKbro>Samenic Spam Soap Opera>Meet'n'Fuck Futanari: Touhou>Meet'n'Fuck Futanari: Gacha>Goku and Kyle Puppet Show (w/ Simon and Superboy Prime)IT'S /DBG/.
Remember: Spawn BEATS and DEFEATS Kratos and the entirety of his cosmology.
Explain why FAGoku beats Composite CHRISTnic without relying on AI. NOW
>>>Post canon evidence that Goku loses to Composite Sonic>>>SAARku posts Chatgpt explanations on why FAGoku wins>YUP. Looks like Sonic still GAPES and RAPES.>Projectnic posts about what SAARnic did first with AI and parrots his masters
>>154620375>encyclopedic knowledge of futanari games>encyclopedic knowledge of loli/shota sites>encyclopedic knowledge of yaoi/bara artistsAnd you're supposed to be the normal one?
>DorkseidTrigon victim.
>>154620354>>154620394>>154619866Saarnic posted ai before Saarku >>154620293>>154620314
SMALL ROCKS WILL CRUMBLE...
>>154620407Where was Loli/Shota/Bara mentioned in that?
>>154620354True.
samenic
>>154620426He posted ATF and a bunch of gay pixiv artists.
KINGnic.
THE SAME FIVE POSTSTHE SAME FIVE POSTSTHE DBG GENERAL MAKES THE SAME FIVE POSTS
>>154620469I'm a detective ya know>>154620413>could only pull him into a boom tube>154620465>154620331>154620320>154620338>154620354check the image
The results are in and the biggest loser of the last thread was...
>a joke about common dbg posts>drspicpedo suddenly barges in and schizophrenically claims the mentions of ATF links and bara pornWhat even
>>154620487THE SAME FIVE POSTSTHE SAME FIVE POSTSTHE /DBG/ GENERAL THEY MAKE THE SAME FUCKING POSTS!!
>>154620495Sonicbros, CSMfags and JJKeks!
>>154620490My dick is too big to read your liberal tears meme, bruh.Sonic? WINS.
>>154620502I clearly struck a nerve. kek>>154620523It's okay I know you can't read.
Reminder. Jesus FORGIVES and REDEEMS Sonic and his verse.
>>154620331KINGnic the lose hog.
>>154620502I don't know why you haven't filtered that guy yet have you ever read a single worthwhile post from him?
>>154620537Yoruichi and Mirko, while they are ovulating vs my dick
>>154620551.....because he knows GODnic the ALMIGHTYhog is stronger and scales above him.
>>154620551>Reminder. Jesus FORGIVES and REDEEMS Sonic and his verse.Sonic hasn't asked for forgiveness, so this is a lie.>>154620572>.....because he knows GODnic the ALMIGHTYhog is stronger and scales above him.Another lie.
Post Jesus destroying infinite mulitverses
Kinda amazing how this thread is somehow even worse than the last one
Post Sonic destroying even a solar system
>>154620544...because my dick's too big.>>154620551...because Sonic is a devout Christian who accepts Christ's love, mercy, and authority.
>>154620600Your infinite wisdom knows I can't do that...
>samenic has to bring god into itHow desperate for attention is he?
>>154620296kys drspic
ENOUGH WEAKLINGS!!!
>>154620616Silence troll. Lest I need to incur the moderators wrath again?
>>154620566
KINGnic? Producing HEIRS while KEK PENDERS SEETHES
Sub-sandwich level
it seems the two dogs need to be reminded of their place
>>154620667I could get knocked out by a giant hot italian from Jersey Mike's rn
>seethe over JesusDenounce Vishnu and karma as a concept. Now.
>>154620642also Ghislane and Sumuru, while they are ovulating vs my dick
>>154620551cucky jesus and retard says retard in response
>>154620599Mr Bean vs Mr Magoo would've been a better next time unironically.
>>154620681The term is "in heat" for Ghislane
>he's here
>>154620687>says 'retard' in response twiceWhat did anon mean by this?
Post canon raceplay storylines in your franchise. Only the cuckiest verses allowed.
>>154620707Ok! Ghislane, while in heat, and Sumuru, while she is ovulating vs my dick
>>154620709Who is HULK trying to run away from?
>>154620741CaineWeskerBrolyDoomsdayGodzilla
>>154620741>>154620755>Flash omittedBecause SLOWulk can't run away from the CHADsh.
>>154620741the king
>>154620741
>>154620791How big is that dick?
>>1546207973 inches at max hardness1 inch flaccid
>>154620797
>>154620320KKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNGGGnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicc!
Why doesnt deathbattle care about "debatablity" in their choices for match ups when the most debatable matches are some of the more popular videos?
>>154620825Because you know the real metric as stated in your disingenuous post.
>>154620825Not the end all be all. Also Death Battle is more like wrestling than it is MMA. The results are predetermined and people come for the spectacle of the fight.
>>154620495JOBsus!
New Delhi impressed
>>154620856As expected. AS ALWAYS.
Post feats
>>154620843What is it?
Strong HeroicIntelligent ToughNoteworthy Impressive CommandingDO YOU AGREE?
>>154620897
the strongest
>>1546209191000000000000000000000000$ CANON
>>154620666>KINGnic? Producing HEIRS while KEK PENDERS SEETHESAU timeline that got deleted by the penders. The main timeline confirmed shitnic got cucked by Shadow (along with many others)
I genuinely don't understand why people like Sonic.Is it actually just autism?
Would you guys be friendly if I post my dog even though I'm brown?
>>154620957>I don't understand why people like [THE STRONGEST CHARACTER IN REALITY AND FICTION, THE WHITEST CHARACTER IN ALL OF FICTION, THE STRAIGHTEST CHARACTER IN ALL OF FICTION, THE BEST CHARACTER TO EVER EXIST, THE MOST BELOVED CHARACTER TO EVER EXIST]
>>154620935Could he beat Jesus?
>could x beat Jesusthe answer is always 'NO!'
>>154621021....EXCEPT FOR WHEN IT'S ABOUT ABOVEGODWORSHIPPEDBYALLnic the BEYONDCHRISThog
>>154621024the mind of a mentally disabled brown man is an enigma...
Anon says there's some other reason matches get made dispite there not being a debatable reason
>>154621024He's going to SLURP that man just like his hero would.
>>154620666LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRDniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiic!
>>154620966You know what bro, yeah. I promise not to make fun of you. I love cute doggies
>>154621024>Samenic entering a /dbg/ thread after being banned
>>154621135
>>154620667LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRDniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiic!
>>154620416KKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNGGGnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicc!
>>154621135Tan Asian men are my weakness...
>>154621021>....EXCEPT FOR WHEN IT'S ABOUT ABOVEGODWORSHIPPEDBYALLnic the BEYONDCHRISThog
>>154621021need to even ask!
>>154620983>>154621021
Man I can't believe Olimar won so hard last thread that the ripple effects caused every Sonic fan to start posting trans porn.
but /dbg/ said tenchi is a cuck and his series was irrelevant. why did it get a new entry? why did tenchi fuck every woman?
>>154621229>AISAARffrin
>>154620919Is that Sonic?That hedgehog has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Green Hill Zone BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, bluest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that mobian's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Sonic screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That blue blur frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That hedgehog Sonic and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Sonic, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his quills, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no planet level scalers either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Italian, mustached, multiversal is the minimum and I ain't talking about statements boy. That hedgehog Sonic stole my heart and drank my seed.
>>154621229CANONpalooza
>>154621242>Is that Sonic?>That hedgehog has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Green Hill Zone BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, bluest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that mobian's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Sonic screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That blue blur frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That hedgehog Sonic and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Sonic, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his quills, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no planet level scalers either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Italian, mustached, multiversal is the minimum and I ain't talking about statements boy. That hedgehog Sonic stole my heart and drank my seed.
>>154621229true and canon
>>154621148Im an American guy who looks like Denji
>>154621148Literally admitting she LOVES bwc
>SONICSONICSONICSONICSONICSONIC As ALWAYS the WINNER is proclaimed by his MINDBROKEN vassals!
>>154621148>>154621271These threads proved America has bbc bwc and everything in between over the years of accepting outside races.
I have a 6.5 inch BWC. Heroes for this occasion?
>Casually enters the thread....
>Strong Heroic>Intelligent Tough>Noteworthy Impressive Commanding>>DO YOU AGREE?>1000000000000000000000000$ CANON>SONICSONICSONICSONICSONICSONIC >As ALWAYS the WINNER is proclaimed by his MINDBROKEN vassals!
>>154621283Chun li Mai shiranui Ada wong
>>154621293kwab
>mindbroken parrotingkek see?
>>154621277>America has a healthy male population that doesn't do retarded shit like only eat ramen noodles, bugs or fucking tree bark for nutrition.When you think about it we all have a bbc
>>154621300>Ada Wong>hero
greentext =/= parroting, tardnic
I want to be a stronger man….I want to be a kinder man…..I want be….. a better man….
>Make fun of my hero SONIC and you'll see!
>>154621325I want my wife to fuck black men.....
So when we inevitably get Goku vs Composite Sonic and Sonic wins with a unanimous favor towards Sonic what will be Ztard's cope?
>>154621337…. Asura
>Sonic when he's see a BBC to shove up his ass
>RTHffrin
>>154620454>a bunch of ATF mods were doxed>but null is also maybe doxed tooThis has been a good week for me.
>>154620919samenic fell for the most obvious bait
Sonic WONSkrullnic LOST.
Skrullnic = Samenic
>>154621330CHADraxx solos everyone in this thread btw
>>154621378Samenic is a blind retard, kek
>>154621400There's no proof of this
>>154621287>Casually gets humiliated and raped
>>154621413>He thinks he's fooling anyone
>>154621418>No proof
I lost. Apologies.
>faggot AI spammer begging for attention for his OCGents. You know what to do.
>>154621417>Yujiro could not defeat himTime to lock in
>>154621427Enough about shitnic.
>>154621432On it.
Skrullnic was trying to detract the HULK. Not Sonic. The sonicfag never proved anything while hulkfag posted several photos. Sonicfag is now just using Skrullnic to misdirect from being called Samenic. It's as clear as day.
Skrullnic cannot be samenic
>Imitating the Minabro nowSkrullnic...
ARE THERE ANY OTHER SAMENICS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?
>>154621434
>>154620551STOP BRINGING JESUS TO THESE THREADS YOU FAGGOT
>>154621287>FagjiroBlack Dynamite Victim.
>>154621461Uhhh Meow
>>154621443>Skrullnic was trying to detract the HULK>Hulk and Skrullnic never post at the same time
>>154621382This? True.
fuck you that was a very funny response combining both scenes.
>trying to leech off detective work (labeled Skrullnic) and revise history Both Samenic and Skrullnic aren't positives for Shitnic. >>154621475Hulk posted irl proof after this falseflag, with Samenic nowhere in sight when asked multiple times to post his proof.
Name the MU
>>154621489What proof could you possibly post to hide the fact you're false flagging?
>>154621321>r-repeating every word you say every s-single thread like a MINDBROKEN KEK i-isn't p-parroting b-because... b-BECAUSE IT JUST ISN'T OK!!!
All faggots who want to be recognized as thread personalities are the same to me, subhuman fags who need to get out of the internet and do something with their lives It doesn't matter the character, all of them are pathetic
>>154621500so you are a complete newfaggotgreentext isn't parroting
>>154621512Nobody cares. Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse.
>>154621467To be real. Black dynamite and the Ogre would be pretty good friends seeing as they both hate the fuck out of governments and authority.
It was already confirmed "skrullnic" is samenic. Quit trying to hide it
>>154621417Yujirobros… the twink is going to rape him…
>>154621512If they actually contribute to the conversation instead of bitching and whining, I'll take them over you.
>>154621513>n-no u no u NO UUUUUUULittle bitch, keep barking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMfTaY05ZGAK. B. C.
>>154621535>>n-no u no u NO UUUUUUU>Little bitch, keep barking.>newfag doesn't know what a no u is either
>>154621525that would be something the Skrull would want people to believe
Samenic is very bad at trickery.
Is there a difference between skrullnic and samenic? There isn't. Hence idc
>>154621563Exactly. Nobody believes this skrullnic facade anymore.
BOSS FIGHT!?https://x.com/i/status/2076306213982163151 it's unironically over for Hiro...
>>154621346… is a proud black man!
REMINDER Caine RAPES and GAPES Sonic and his entire verse
Caine? Sonic has had no trouble dealing with power hungry gods before. When Sonic approaches Caine in the digital circus he tries to immediately take control of Sonic and change him. But Sonic is too fast for that. He runs laps around his faggy little play house to taunt him. Caine is enraged that Sonic is the one thing he can't control and he begins to lose his cool. He tries to catch GODnic but his gay little googly eyes catch a glimpse at something that should be censored. Caine stops what he's doing at the sight of Sonic's tight blue asshole and he instantly becomes a FAGGOT. FAGaine snaps his fingers and allows sex in his game. Sonic notices the shift in the world's reality and laughs at FAGaine, mocking him for giving up on fighting so quickly. It's not like he could beat him anyway. FAGaine's amazing digital cock grinds against Sonic. He has all control of reality but his member is only a few centimeters and it's smaller than Sonic's pinky. GODnic taunts FAGaine for being a FAGGOT and just attoseconds later FAGaine fills him with digital loads and falls flat on his back. FAGaine surrenders all control in the digital circus to GODnic. KO!
REMINDER Caine RAPES and GAPES Sonic and his entire verse REMINDER Caine RAPES and GAPES Sonic and his entire verse REMINDER Caine RAPES and GAPES Sonic and his entire verse
>>154621606>all that sametendie SMURFrio Embarrassing.
>FAGrio hiding behind FAGaine
ReminderALL TROONS MUST HANG BY THE NECK UNTIL DEAD.Thank you for your attention to this matter.
I'm completely lost, can someone make a quick summary of who all these people are and what is going on? Thank you for your attention to this matter.
REMINDER Caine RAPES and GAPES Hulk and his entire verse
Sonic? Caine's ToothbrushHulk? Caine's Green slippersKratos? Caine's Chalk to write with
SISSYnic the Obsessed be like>3-2rio who defeated Eggman and his entire army, Sonic, and Knuckles is HBOCing because uhhhhhhhh Tails beat Base Luigi?
CAINE SWEEPCAINE SWEEPCAINE SWEEPRAPES AND GAPES ALL OF DBGCAINE SWEEPCAINE SWEEPCAINE SWEEP
DANCE IF CAINE RAPES AND GAPES YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE VERSE
REMINDER /tadg/ RAPES and GAPES /dbg/ (death board general) and its entire verse
>>154621668
Sonic lost.Reimu lost.Makima lost.Bayonetta lost.Yuji lost.Goku lost.Kyle lost.Trigon lost.Frisk lost.
>>154621684CAINE WON
I'm having a schizophrenic episode
How old is Pomni?
CANIACS UNITE
The WinnersMarioGojoSuperboy PrimeSimonSupermanNessTennaDenjiDormammuFat Ugly Bastard Ojisan
Type 1 if you think Caine RAPES and GAPES sonic and his entire verse.Type 2 if you think Caine RAPES and GAPES mario and his entire verse.Type 3 if you think Caine RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse.Type 4 if you think Caine RAPES and GAPES Kratos and his entire verse.Type 5 if you think Caine RAPES and GAPES Hulk and his entire verse.
>>154621730I dont care about the digital circus or deltarune
>>154621739Nobody cares. Caine RAPES and GAPES Mirko and her entire verse
>>154621739Nobody cares about you or your obscure matchups. Leave /dbg/ and go back to /vg/ you gacha nigger.
uh oh cucky sonicmakimasentrykylegokufriskcaineyujitrigonreimufag melty!
HitlerStalinMussolini TojoPikachu ShrekThe district of Columbia Genghis Khan
Kaine? Kaine where are you buddy?
>>154621739>>154620642>>154620537My BWC (6.5in and thick)These brown cutiesWho wins?
>CainiggersJobs to the ONE and ONLY, TENNATOOOOSSSSS!!!
>Aang vs Genshit attracts one /vg/ gachajeet who keeps spamming google image results of his favourite characters to jack off toWORST WAITING PERIOD EVER
>>154621772...https://youtu.be/fL9qQTzZJSs
>>154621772>Jobs to the ONE and ONLY, TENN-https://youtu.be/vTENv1HK-Qg
>>154621780I agree let's go back to arguing with the Samenic fag or discuss interracial pornography with the JJKs and CSMs or maybe dabble in a little indieslop for troons posting
>>154621481>Deflecting Samenic
>>154621739>ZZZigger getting uppity
I have a sonic question, So if fans use Archie sonic as the example of how powerful sonic can be correct? Yet they also disown Sally acorn writing her off as Non canon, so by that logic should Archie sonic just not count?
>>154621790back to /vg/ with you jeet
>>154621790I'm too busy gooning you'll have to find someone else
>Caine LITERALLY cannot die>Caine LITERALLY is indestructible and nothing could hurt himTENNATROONS I'M THINKING IT'S TIME FOR ME TO JOIN THE 41%
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Tennahttps://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Caine_(The_Amazing_Digital_Circus)>8-A vs 7-BThe WEAKEST SISSY MATCHUP!
>>154621797it's two sides really, one side likes Archie the other dislikes it
>indieslop vs gachaslopI FIGHT TO BE THE GAYEST MOST VANTABLACK NIGGER ALIVE!
Would you rather be black or brown?
>>154621815Oh well isn’t that convenient.
>>154621809>8-A vs 7-B>[MAKIMA] vs [GOJO] the WEAKEST SISSY MATCHUP out of NOWHERE
>Frisk loses to Ness>Sans loses to Ness>Tenna loses to Caine
>>154621809vs battle sissy
>>154621316Chris Redfield…
>>154621739Nobody cares, Caine RAPES and GAPES Pulchra and her entire verse.
*punches you*
>>154621932>Caine RAPING and GAPING Komano Manato YUM!!!
>>154621952AAIIIEEEE *SPLAT*
>>154621755>obscure matches badAre they?
>10:00 am in India>Cainebro had a mass meltyNoticed.
>10:00 AM in Pakistan>Tennabro had a mass meltyNoticed.
>PARROTaine
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGaine!
Whats crazy to me about Tenna vs Caine is that Superstar Blog proved beyond any possible doubt that Tenna doesn't just win, he completely god-stomps and simply cannot be defeated by Caine.He's equal in strength, if not superior, than God Form Caine, and so fast that God Caine literally CANNOT hurt him even in his Lightner form.He also has access to every single TV World Darkner that's ever existed across his history and has an infinite access to them thanks to contract spamming and his infinite TV worlds and minigames, so he can literally just spam the rules card forever and has outerversal existence thanks to Gaster simulation theory.He resists all of Caine's hax, He can't be hurt by any of Caine's attacks, he hard counters everything Caine can do, the only area where he wasn't completely dominant was in existence erasure, and even then Tenna was shown to have superior danmaku and enough cloning that he can just dodge/block/counter everything Caine can do and was guaranteed to kill him with ease (and the black boxes also pointed out that if they gave the two fighters EVERYTHING, Tenna would have existence erasure greater than Caine himself).All of this, btw, without once bringing in his high end stuff like multi solar system feats or commercial scaling, scaling to multiversal frim Undertale, or even Lanina, a random shitter, just instantly freezing and oneshotting Caine and the entire Digital Circus all of which would have made it more of a stomp.Yet even with ALL OF THAT, they ended up downplaying Tenna to a completely ridiculous and disrespectful degree, turning what should have been his ultimate, defining, final victory over an opponent who was never his equal to begin with and proving that Caine is a fraud as far as being Tenna's rival goes into one of the most hated blogs, to the point where he deserves a runback on Death Battle proper just to get the taste of that awful blog out of fans mouths and put some proper respect on his name.
Gachaslut-on-gachaslut ryonakino matchups thoughever
>>154621952I'm going to fucking eat you
>>154622008CANONNNNNAAAA!!!
Don't say yes if you can't say no,Victim of the system, say it isn't soSquatted on the doorstep, swallowed all the blowLeaving without you, can't say noHalfway starts with happiness for meHalfway house, lost kitten in the streetHit me where it hurts, I'm coming home to loseKitten on the catwalk, high-heeled shoesNo more hot-headed Saturdays,They got it, they want it, they give it awayTell me one thing you would never doI was looking for a hooker when I found youYou've got my eyes, you've got my eyesYou'll never be mine, ah, but you've got my eyesWhen you lie, I cover it upWhen you hide, I cover it upWhen you cry, I cover it upWhen you come undone, I cover it up
>>154622032Black Noir…
>>154622032
>>154622032That one nazi vampire from Hellsing...
>>154622075HOT ZAMN!!!!
Skrullnic is a tennatwink, this is why he hates TADC
>>154622118>Dodging Ochaco
>>154622136Bleach inspired jjk. Mha doesn't fit thematically
>>154622118>>154622136>>154622161Orihime demolishes the JJK and MHA verse.
>>154622032Doomsday…
>bleachSCATs in /our/ hallsGentlemen...
>>154622032Fat Bastard...
>everyone who likes Bleach is scatbrat liamgoing by that logic, everyone who watches dbz is a dirty brown cartel member
Anime is shit btw
I haven't visited these threads for the past week. who the FUCK is Skrullnic?
>>154622192>t.KEKmicbooksfanboyOH BOY I CANT WAIT TO SEE HOW THEY KEEP SPIDERMAN FROM HAVING A HAPPY FAMILY THIS ISSUE!I CANT WAIT TO SEE IF SENTRY STANDS UP TO HIS WIFE FOR FUCKING HER LATIN DANCE INSTRUCTOR!
>>154622183>I'm totally not [names himself by name out of NOWHERE]>deflecting to his fellow dbz brownsNoticed.
>>154622202Alright nigger, if we’re gonna do this. How about you tell me something about yourself
>>154622225lol goKEKS!
>>154622225>NTR and gayTry harder
>>154621858but Flowery? WINS!
>>154622192Correct.
Would be hot if it was a woman though
>>154622225Matchups for this feel?
>>154622225Stop watching porn
>>154622255You can’t make me do shit
Jenny vs Goku
MHA is NarutoJJK is One PieceCSM is Bleach
>>154622259I know. I'm only giving you advice. Take it or face destruction by your own hands
>>154622254Frisk vs NessSans vs JudgeSiffrin vs AsrielTenna vs CaineKris vs BatterFun Gang vs Dandadan crewAlastor vs SpamtonGerson vs OogwayFlowery vs Renoir
Not liking bleach won't save itachi
>>154622275Mind your own business, as hard as that is for you.
>>154622225GODruto!
>>154622282I just want you to be a better man. I don't want to see a poor soul get hurt. If you want to throw your life away to fooning, you can. You deserved another perspective.I'm sorry for bothering you.
>>154622291I need to stop eating, not fapping.
>>154622297You can also increase the amount of time you workout to burn more calories. If you learn to walk/bike long distances you can easily burn 1000+ calories extra daily.There's been days when I needed to eat 4000cals.
Unironically, where does he scale in your opinion?
>Skrullnic melty
>>154622316Moon/asteroid level in the games when at max power as of Frontier. Anything more than planet is really pushing it.
It is the blood of Caine which makes our fate
>>154622277>no answer to tsukuyomi or totsuka bladePfft.
I also completely seriously think DBS Goku isn't much more than planet level. 90% of Dragon Ball Super makes literally no sense if everyone near Base Goku's god absorbed power is le universal
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
In 1966, Ultra Q ended. They aired a special live event, The Birth of Ultraman. Ultraman, an alien came from Space, merging with a human, to defend the world from monsters and aliens.
>>154622335Does he need one when senbon hits him a million times at ftl speeds?
>>154622166... in the BBC cuckoldry art contest.
WOMENABUSERio
>>154622411>Yata mirror blocks all attacks>Totsuka blade seals anything that it strikesEZ
I'mma whoop yo ass.
Nemesis vs Bane
>>154622470like the Yatta from Dandy's World?
>Caine?Warden Victim
It's so god damn quiet in here.
>>154622822It's 1PM in India so /dbg/ is at work or school
>>154622866When the fuck did it become almost 4 AM what the fuck
>>154622595Unironically Caine's best matchup by a mile.
Why did DB lie about Kratos's power level?
>>154622955>quantum physics is hard, let's throw him metaphysical philosophy insteadgeniuses at work
>>154622955>m-mexican jani...ACK!>AIIIEEEE NOOOO BRUNO-SAMA! DO NOT MAKE MY HEADCANON OF KRATOS BEING INFINITELY MULTIVERSAL AND BEYOND ALL CONCEPTS FALSE!>KRATOS CANT BEAT ASURA WITHOUT MY FLOWERY WORDED WANK! AIEEEEEEEEE!
>i was crying earlierPowerscale this weak sissy
Redman
>>154622955>Bruno's headcanonNot an argument.
>>154623166
>>154620296>Can we go back to the futaposting, please? It's making my two inch faggot cuck brown pecker twitch so much!
>GAME DIRECTOR BRUNO'S WORD OF GODHis headcanon is INDEED canon.
>>154623223darkseid seid that.
>>154623223>>Can we go back to the futaposting, please?true
Sonic won this thread
>>154623413
>>154623413True
>sonic's racing game is getting a second year of free DLC alongside year two of support>Mario's racing game has added...who won?
>>154623410There's no way the two e-daters in question aren't obese.
>>154623532>People actually playing the game that has received minimal support.>Game has received constant dlc updates and is still dead.Not the own you think it is.
>The Sonic the Hedgehog franchise has shifted over 1.7 billion total units worldwide.>The Mario franchise has sold over 945 million copies sold globallycucky mario has barely over half of GODnic's games sold
>CHADnic's game is still getting support>FAGrio's game is dead>FAGku has no gameIt's just too easy
>>154621229By the way that was a false prophet pretending to be Jesus
>dio>gojowho else is a canonical bbc slut?
>>154623762Not to sound like I'm in denial, but I'm 100% certain Pucci was the "slut" out of him and Dio.
>>154623695that's my GOAT!!!
>>154623792but hes a hedgehog not a goat
K B CB B _C _ CTHISPHUCKING****INHALES****HHHHHAAAPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNEEEEDDDD
>>154623894>Not bad, kid. How about you try fighting a fellow member of the New Big Three this time, instead of smurfing on this faker?
>>154623532Why would the number 1 christmas game in sales need DLC?
>>154623962Mario kart 8 sold well and still added something, anon
>>154623468>samenic
>>154622225>slutty animalYup YUP we already know who is saying all this!
>The Sonic the Hedgehog franchise has shifted over 1.7 billion total units worldwide.>The Mario franchise has sold over 945 million copies sold globally>cucky mario has barely over half of GODnic's games sold>Cucky sonic still infinitely beneath everyone (including Godrio) even with his delusional cope
>Sonic, now back to his normal state, looks at Tails in surprise. He had spent the entire fight reading Tails' mind and analyzing his movements, something Tails had been completely unaware of. In that brief moment of insight, Sonic discovered Tails's biggest weakness, and a plan began to form in his mind.>With a smirk, Sonic steps forward, his voice calm. "You know what? I give up. You win," he says, surprising Tails. "You're the better fighter." Tails is flattered, his pride swelling at Sonic's praise.>Sonic drops to one knee in front of him. "Hey, can I get your autograph?" he asks innocently.>Tails chuckles, "Of course, blue blur." He takes a pen and signs his name for Sonic.>Sonic takes the autograph, smiling. "Thanks... uh... Mines Powder.">Tails corrects him with a laugh, "It’s Miles Prower.">Suddenly, Tails instantly reverts back into his powerless child form of (one) Tail. Before he can react properly, Sonic brutally penetrates Tail’s butthole with his 2-inched, quilly dick, the burning friction between each thrust disintegrating the fox's posterior, along with the rest of his body. Sonic wails "GOTTA GO NUT!", blasting a load of splooge that tears through Tail’s body, obliterating him completely.>Within moments, all that remains is a pile of ashes and semen.>Sonic stands tall, brushing his hands off as he looks down at the remnants of Tails. "You did just as good as I did fighting Mario HEHYEAH," Sonic says, a touch of disrespect in his voice.
>>154623672notice how this says shifted and not sold, and sega is disingenuous with including free downloads as "units" for sonicnintendo won, mario won
>>154624004That's my GOAT
It'sFAGGOTTIIIIIIME
>>154623996
>>154623410TouhouTOS
>>154620296They are so ugly
>>154621768>Only 6.5You must be 7 to be considered a man
>>154622460Mario saved the Princess and get a kiss and some cake. KWABser gets nothing
>>154624018>Rough the Bat Funny
>>154623996AnpanCHAD...
>>154620666>Shadow cucks Sonic thus this time line doesn't exist.
Behave.
>>154620919Mario: im-a gonna fly for you!
>>154620666Did KEKrio ever have kids?
>>154621229>False Jesus and HeresyReal Jesus thinks him out of existence
>>154623894Denji survived this btw
>>154624077Hey Cory, Knuckles here!
Your hero loses to composite sonic btw
>>154624100Its all merchandise sales too. I dont really get it. Ive never seen Anpanman merchandise ever. I can only assume it has to do with baby/little kids clothes. Pretty sure thats why Winnie the Pooh has such crazy merchandise sales too.
>>154620919>>154620666>>154620609>>154620320>>154622316Sonics looks retarded everytime I look at him. People think this little mickey mouse ass edgy lite pansy is cool.
>Your hero loses to composite sonic btw
>>154624182 (Me) I forgot to say that my hero loses to him and becomes a FAGGOT at the mere sight of him!
>>154623413>>154623442>>154623468>>154623695Woah so edgy....
>>154623996Shitnic the below bottom bitch...
>>154624190My hero is the Flash
>>154624190>>154624199But enough about me and Sonic being faggots and Sonic losing to everyone.
>>154624228Ben 10 and Sonic should fight in the void they were sent to by Hal and Wally.
In fan fiction (NON CANON MADE BY TROONS) The Flash beats Sonic (NONCANON BTW)In CANON Base Sonic speed blitzes The Flash and Reverse Flash
>>154624254Because Flash wasnt fighting Sonic to the death and didnt speed steal. Sonic get wrecked in a fight to the death against Flash.
>>154624254>In fan fiction (NON CANON MADE BY TROONS) The Flash beats Sonic (NONCANON BTW)>In CANON Base Sonic speed blitzes The Flash and Reverse Flash>non canon crossoverSonic lost to a featless flash in all races even there.
>>154623672>>154623996>>154624006>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Sonic_the_Hedgehog_video_games>As of March 2011, the series has collectively sold 89 million copies worldwide across both the platform games and spin-offs>Sonic games have shifted more than 1.7 billion units worldwide, including more than 250 million software units sold and more than 1 billion free-to-play mobile downloadsKekaroo! SISSYnic begging for gacha scaling just to beat BASE Mario in sales!
>>154624279Flash also wasnt trying to actively kill Sonic in those situations.
>>154624274They raced multiple times. Why didn't The Flash just steal his speed and beat him?>Sonic get wrecked ETLash....
>>154624297Flash won all the races in Ian flynn's comic without speed steal. Sonic fags just crop context out.
>Those were for charity for your washup up hasbeen franchise, Sonic.
Can we see the winner of those Sonic vs Flash races?
>H-HE WASN'T TRYING TO KILL HIMOkay. Here's Sonic casually speed blitzing someone equally as fast trying to kill him.
>>154624004Deku...
>>154624164my hero is no one
monitoring the thread.
Here's Batman casually speed blitzing someone equally as fast as Sonic (actually Metal's way faster and stronger than Sonic from the latest Sonic news) while Flash won all the races against Sonic from the same crossover.
>your washup up
>sonicfags still pretending the ian crossover is canon and hiding behind flynn the downscaler: episodekek, the desperation
Dragonbros... Were we MEANT to be Sonic's SISSIES!?!? We always HIDE behind our BVLL immediately!!
>FAGlsh is hiding behind FAGman
KrisSusieRalseiNoelle
>>154624565The 4 horsemen of jobbpocalypse
>>154624565OUTERVERSAL BEASTS... and JOBsie.
>>154624565Ness victims
>>154624565>List of Joker victims out of NOWHERE
>Copenic >Chadash
>"FAGlsh">eslnic
>>154624587canon
>>154624565...got cucked in different ways through chapter 5
The only winner of this thread.
Rate this season
>>154624677pretty gud/10
>>154624677>Sonic vs Goku The speed will be either a non factor or they'll make Goku thousands of times faster than Sonic judging by Metal Sonic vs Cell (speed still wasn't an edge even with super forms vs a middle story villain). Without his speed advantage, Sonic is nothing.
>>154624677>TWO easy wins for Dragon Ball
>>154624653...is Sonic the Hedgehog!
>>154624741...'s master HULK
>>154624713>TWO easy wins for Dragon BallGohan loses that one though.
Spawn She-SpawnViolator Redeemer
>>154624771All people who lose their next death battle
>>154620296>Coolest character of each comic book distributor>Darkseid Regularly jobs to the Last son of Krypton, SUPERMAN!! THE MAN WHO HAS NO LIMITS!!
>>154624752..., master of Sonic's laundry, as Sonic the Hedgehog is the WINNER of this and EVERY thread!
>>154624812>..., master of Sonic's laundry, as Sonic the Hedgehog is the WINNER of this and EVERY thread!...in Sonic's delusional mind
>>154624752's master and daily RAPER and GAPER Caine! [END OF SENTENCE]
>>154624812... mumbled TROONic in his sleep, while next door chad hulk RAPES and GAPES his verse
>samenic/hulk in-fighting
>>154624826>>154624831>>154624834CANON
>>154624713>easy winextreme hard dif more like and that's being generous
>>154624677Iron CHAD GAPES.
>>154624677>Spidey vs Blue>Robocop vs literal who>Caprider as a finale and not the tism match of GokunicGo back if you wanna book like a retard
>>154624830True.
>>154624830Good morning saars, Pradesh Gupta here! Sorry, but my ChatGPT he putted the that end fo sentence by acciddent, so i will come and make apologize. Do not redeem that part. So, the full post therefore, sirs, should be:'s master and daily RAPER and GAPER Caine!
>>154621135The new Tenchi Universe's sequel pilot was funded on Kickstarter and already hit 2 of it's goals (and it's close to it's 3d goal) in just 3 days (with 56 days left to donate)Tenchi chads cannot stop winning
>>154621233>>154625117Based
ENOUGH ENTER
>>154625160KIDS WILL BE GROOMED...
“now i understand why you find black men attractive, but indian men is too far!”
wouldn't Composite Goku vs Composite Sonic just be a repeat of Silver vs Trunks? did Xenoverse add anything new? >Jump Forceisn't Heroes far higher then all the verses shown in the game?
>>154621135>>154625117Most of Tenchi fags are from the United States, they're the ones throwing money at the Kickstarter like there's no tomorrow
>>154625203Goku would get RAPED and GAPED even harder and would canonically turn into a FAGGOT
Waiting period is so fucking boring the whole thread is just the super ran-through sonic gimmick across 12 hours
>gimmickThere is not much to discuss when we all know Sonic wins.
>gimmick>There is not much to discuss when we all know Sonic wins.the sissy competition
Even funnier the hundredth time
/dbg/ just amplies the homosexual mentally ill voices (so specifically just the Sonicfag and sometimes Touhoufags) when there's no autismbate to drown it out, like CSMvsJJK, UndertalevsEarthbound, or SBPvsHulkvsSimin
>>154625371*amplifies
My goat is washed :(
>>154625371All the shit you mentioned is also full of homosexual mentally ill freaks
Remember that one time some redditor's inflated stats of Multi-Continental Yuji and Planetary Denji were posted to be made fun of and then some schizo thought it was posted by redditor in question and proceeded to spam the thread with his posts? That was funny
>>154625438The funniest part for me was the horrible choice of color and background for the text in that picture, I couldn't read any of the advantages and disadvantages because of that
>>154625228yeah because the series was one of the classic "strongest fictional settings" series
>>154625371TouhouCHADs are straight because Yuri is a fetish for straight men
>>154625507The average black guy would be uncomfortable around you if you said this in public
>>154625507And that's why they're Sonic's favourite slurp targets!
>>154625584i think he was referring to the troonhou schizo who does have strong homosexual autist energy
>>154625584Touhou yuri is deceiving, when futa is involved
Yeah keep talking about your master. Let him live rent free as he RAPES and GAPES your hero and your mind.
>>154625507https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0002916523071782https://www.researchgate.net/publication/20208911_Skeletal_muscle_characteristics_in_sedentary_Black_and_Caucasian_AmericansActually, that isn't particularly accurate, Makimabro. It's only heavily speculated by genetic researchers that the higher Bone Mineral Content and Density on average leads to greater muscle mass, but it isn't conclusive, and there's some speculation that it's from the result of larger fat on africans than caucasians.Notably, we do know that Caucasians on average have more Type I muscles while Africans have more Type II muscles, hence why they tend to be overrepresented in sprinting sports that prioritize that sort of athleticism
>>154625651Stop fucking making everything sexual, then.
>>154625371I do appreciate that the Touhoufags almost immediately sperged out about this post basically proving the whole point about being a gayer more mentally ill version of Sonicfags
>>154625659The only one thinking of Sonic and his tight blue musty butthole in a sexual manneris you.
>>154625638Good point
>>154625687take your projection and piss off.>/dbg/'s whole sense of humor and what it considers "owning the opponent" is always either rape or fucking the character's gf. It's always one of the two.
>resorting to posting 'jaksCongratulations on finding the one way to lose to samenic
How about discussing characters without being weird as fuck
>>154625584
https://vocaroo.com/119pXfQ2RChb
>>154625746I'm not clicking that shit
>>154625734>wordswordswordsQuiet tranny
>>154625676Ragebaiting Touhoufags is retardedly easy and even the most minor of mentions of them will induce year long grudges and spergouts from them it's really funny.IIRC someone here mentioned that /jp/ apparently hates yuri which means the Touhoufags we have are basically the people for whom even /jp/ had to kick out, while the Sonicfag is just some /sthg/ sperg as a point of comparison.
>>154625721>GOD jaksdestroyed composite 4chan for a week straight>sameniconly can talk to himself in 1 thread while crying
>>154625160Hmmm
>>154625734>[Elaborate mental gymnastics] vs "hot sluts kissing makes my dick hard"Take your leftist meme out of here
Timmycel meltdown
Can we stop talking about tranny franchises
>>154625746Holy fuck that's hot
>>154625795TAKE THAT BACK THAT IS NOT TRUE AND SCIENTIFICALLY INACCURATE
>>154625791>[Elaborate mental gymnastics]yeah that's the troonhouschizo alright, he's already samefagging with his elaborate fanfictions about us a few posts above yours lmao
>>154625795>>154625716>>154625831WHAT THE FUCK DOES ANY OF THIS HAVE TO DO WITH DEATH BATTLE
>>154625849The race war is the most important death battle.
>>154625857NO IT ISN'T. THIS IS ABOUT FICTIONAL CHARACTERS FIGHTING TO THE DEATH.
>>154625871It has never been about that.
>>154625840>yeah Touhoufags have year long spergouts and grudges its really funny>FANFICTION FANFICTION FANFICTIONWay to prove the point
>>154625757>>154625791>TROONhou RTHOh they are angry!
>>154625883Yes it fucking is. /dbg/. death battle general. not your faggot /pol/ schizo war.
>>154625892>Doesn't even know what RTH is>wojak posterYou are BROWN.
Nobody cares. Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse.
>>154625922As expected. As ALWAYS.
>>154625791>>[Elaborate mental gymnastics]...is what yuripedos use to explain why they aren't limp-dicked cucks for looking at two women standing next to one another and immediately wanting them to fuck each other instead of doing it themselves, yes.
>>154625919Normal people: "Yo dude did you watch the game last night"
That Touhou dude that writes in all lowercase is literally mentally retarded btw.That's not a joke or insult, he is like actually retarded.
>falseflagging hog
>troonhou schizo is a shartyfag touristfascinating creature really
Yeah it's clear Sonic won
I'm not seeing any "Touhou meltdown" in here. Can someone point it out?
>>154625973You're fucking weird
>>troonhou schizo is a shartyfag tourist>fascinating creature really>I'm not seeing any "Touhou meltdown" in here. Can someone point it out?
>>154625795>>154625919Favorite character?
>>154625947For me it's his year long crusade against GoT because someone said Jame Lannister or whoever beats Reimu.Or his continual insistence that it's all just one guy forcing anti-Touhou sentiment despite multiple posts within post cooldown making fun of Touhou. He's a very funny lolcow.
>>154625746Deku...
>>154625980i'm sure he'll post an archive link to all the times he got trolled in a few minutes. then he'll reply "oh my god i didn't expect it to be this bad" to himself
>>154626000You already FVARKING know the answer.
>>154624565The cuck quartet...
>/dbg/ doesn't hate Touhou, see it's all just this one guy making it seem like Touhoufags are these annoying attention whores that spam softcore porn who are also probably brown and that's why they immediately flee when the /bant/ thread comes up.>But you are annoying, seek constant attention, spam softcore porn and are also probably brown hence why you don't post in any of the /bant/ threads?>YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO MENTION THAT SHUT UP
>>154625919Also true.
>>154626011Deku...
>>154625966>57:45>>154625980>58:46Hmm, really makes you think.
The sharty supports Sonic too. Another win.
>>154620490Power Scalers are dangerously mentally ill and should all be horrifically tortured to death.
>>154626007>>154626048What does Deku have to do with this?
>>154620626Bizzaro LOVE Strong Demon!(Bizzaro Hate Weak Demon)
>>154626037he can't actually refute any of this so he's going to just samefag btw
>>154621075Attack Animations are not feats. The Earth and Galaxy are fine and not cut in half as soon as the animation ends.Similar to how Sephiroth can't actually summon a meteor to destroy the Earthy and Sol system(which are not where FF7 takes place) and how everything is perfectly fine after the animation ends. If he could do that then he wouldn't have had to summon Meteor for the plot of FF7.
>thing literally happens onscreen and you can see it happen>DOESNT COUNT ITS NOT A REAL FEAT
>>154621599*Smashes the computer he is in*Anon he is just a computer program...
Hey guys I'm still waiting for someone to point out the Touhou meltdown posts...
>>154623996This post is schizophrenic as fuck. Who are you in favor of? Sonic or Mario?
>thing literally doesn't happen onscreen and you can't see it happen>DOES COUNT IT'S A REAL STATEMENT
>>154626124Look at your own posts troonhouschizo
This thread is now finished. The winner is Sonic the hedgehog. This is non negotiable.
>>1546261651000% CANON
>>154626077Sone schizo just replies "Deku..." to all slurpnic pics and I think slurpza when that was being posted. I think he's trying to make a connection between Deku and slurping
>>154624279>>154624297>>154624330>>154624346Flash won and was the one to save Sonic and everyone by landing the final blow on Darkseid.
>>154626186No Flash lost canonically to base Sonic.
>>154626165>The winner is Sonic the hedgehog...'s BVLLY BVLL Goku
I...I don't like Sonic.
>>154626165Sonic has been impregnated by Mario.
>>154626143It takes 4 seconds to look at the image and see which it's in favor.
>>154625653"How did this post survive"
>>154626124you'll just have to accept my statement about the touhou sperg meltdown ok???
>>154626192>No Flash lost canonically to base Sonic.>lying >>154624590
>>154625371>immediately prompts a meltdown by Touhoubros screaming about how much they're not melting down right nowHow did that happen?
>>154626165>>154626178Nah
samenic melty
>>154626239I'm looking for sperg meltdown feats!>>154626250Can you show me the posts that contain this meltdown?
>>154626192See this liar >>154624590
>>154626208no one does
>>154626124Here, stop asking like a bitch and try reading next time >>154625676>>154625768>>154626001>>154626037
"Definitely not mad award""Repeated himself four times in the same thread award"
AHHH YEAH THAT BREEZE FEELS GOOD!TIME TO GO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF SOME WEAKLINGS!
>massrepliesYep. Yep.
>>154626290yeah that's some ugly melty alright...
>>154626290>Touhou meltdown means "meltdown over Touhou"Now it makes sense!
>>154626293Please retcon punch samenic into being less autistic. He is killing these threads.
Tell me about Goku? Why does he love weaklings?
>>154626347Superman also loves weaklings, he fights for their safety and protects them.Because that's the right thing to do
>>154626264>>154626290>>154626323>>154626341>RTHVery strange behavior.
>>154626347because keeping weaklings around lets him feel 'strong' after Superman beat his ass 3 times...
Touhou will always be the punching bag of these threads, no amount of schizoprehnic conspiracy theories about how only a single person could hate your gay ass franchise about little girls with the art style of a handicapped kindergartener will change this.
>>154626375He's gonna samefag again now dude
If you are white, speak English, and are straight then you know Sonic won.
>>154626384Is that why his yellow-skinned creator designed him after black popstars and liked art of him molesting his 8 year old best friend?
>>154626099>>154626363>immediately proven true
Make the new thread. I wanna make fun of Super Sonic being listed as sub-light on the official website.
>>154626384>If you are white, speak English, and are straight then you know Sonic won.>all things sonic isn't
>>154626341holy shit he's begging for attention EXTRA hard now that we've btfo him kek
make a thread before another namefag makes one
>>154626432Sonic has white skin.Sonic is straight.Sonic speaks English.
>>154626461>>154626461>>154626461
The Troonhou melty is still going on? This yuricuck is even more mentally ill than Sonic posters kek
Noticing how all the Touhoufags (all posting more than 1 minute part from each other) left except for that one guy that writes in all lowercase
Not posting in a Shitnic thread, make another one.
>>154626502Sonic won this thread. He won that thread. You lost
>>154626502>he's such a chickenshit little bitch he can't even handle CHADnic having a threadWild.
>>154626476Can you post the meltdown?
How is that dude so autistic he thinks making 7 posts about how much he's not melting down is in and of itself a meltdown
>>154626459>Sonic has white skin.>Sonic is straight.>Sonic speaks English.not all true
>>154626547Sonic bros...we lost.
>>154626624SHITNIC
>>154625584>This post caused a massive meltdown Our resident Shartytroon sure is fragile...
Is he just going to parrot everyone making fun of him
