Write the Treehouse of Horror segment (with realistic consideration to the quality of modern zombie Simpsons writing)
>>154622283What was the movie about again?
>>154623256Men are bad.
>>154622283it writes itself desu. milhouse is bear, lisa is nikki, milhouse is ian, any of lisa's interchangeable classmates is the other chick. modern simpsons can do all the gore they want. they've only got a few minutes so lisa is 100% intense from the getgo. instead of the cat, she cooks puppy goo-goo. parody the bedroom scene for the sake of having her do the creepy walk, rest of the segment is spent at the party. end it by having lisa kill milhouse herself and marrying the corpse, roll credits.
>>154622283The wish isn't real and Lisa's just a crazy bitch for real.
>>154623315You meant NELSON is Ian, right? But who would Bart portray?
The twist would be that everyone's been using those wish things.
>>154623256Guy makes a wish on a novelty toy not expecting it to do anything, but it does. Real life women accuse him of being a mastermind rapist who will rape again despite the fact he spends most of the movie trying to safely end the relationship.
>>154623256Men bad
>>154625231>came out of Obsession thinking Bear was the victim Do Simpsons fans really?
>>154625402Maybe a victim of his own selfishness but the supernatural aspect of what happened can't really be blamed on him directly.
>>154623256A guy uses a wishing wand thing to make the girl he has a crush on be absolutely obsessed with him, it's the classic monkey paw story. Give it a watch it's really good.
>>154625810Bear had several chances to express his feelings to Nikki, and several chances to cut off the fantasy relationship. The red flags were there even before the vigil https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6j06wyVdO8
>>154625810>>154625887Bear being unable to express his feelings isn't why he's a bad guy, it's that he pressed on sexually even after it being clear something was off.
>>154625887So he's evil because he's shy? How about you just jump to the conclusion of your deflections and say that he must be evil because he's a 5 or 6/10 and not an 8; he's timid and average looking so he's a malevolent rapistheaven forbid a normal dude not know what to do with mixed signals
>>154624434Lol yeah I could see that, thanks Bat Groening
>>154625810The initial magic shit he wasn't expecting to happen sure, it's more he kept going even after he knew
>>154626158what's the point of explaining something to you if you're going to take everything in bad faith
>>154626158He was sabotaged by his buddy, but Nikki tells him point blank "If you like me, now is the time to say so."Either way, the big issue is that he was in denial about what his wish did to Nikki. If he acted way sooner he could have gotten Sarah or someone to cancel out his wish, but he waited until the situation was irreparably fucked before accepting that something needed to be done. If the craziness was toned down even just a notch, he probably would have continued ignoring the fact that the real Nikki was suffering.
>>154622283LIsa acts all crazy and jealous and shit and kill's Milhouse's parents. Then it's revealed that she knew about the wish, she just wanted to teach him a lesson and his parents were in on it
Can someone explain to me what happens in this movie and what its alleged strengths are, bearing in mind that I am not a gay Marxist and that I do not watch fluffy porn?
>>154626932Because i've already wasted my time trying to explain to you that immediately assuming the "incel" must be evil is already a bad faith take. He made a wish upon a fucking stick that became a monkeys paw of demonic possession.
