ROCKtos. That is all.
>>154630983Holy shit, I could never do something like that
Rate the season
ahh... that was a good rape...can't wait to do it again this thread...!
>>154631000If you could I'd want to know your regimen.
>>154631007>Prime twice for some reason>The girl that killed KilluaAre you...
>>154630548He kinda looks like he has drool marks
>>154630983>MODERN COMICS MANGA AND VIDYA SUCKS!!!! >EVERYTHING WAS BETTER BACK WHEN I WAS YOUNGER!!!!!>I'M NOT AN UNC!!!!!!!!!!!
>>154631050everything except the unc part is objectively true though
>>154631050Do you think there are alternate timelines in which SBP became a moefag or a soiteen?
Testing.
Who would win this free for all?
>>154631102>Subaru starts ditching Satella>She kills everyoneGG ez
>>154630983>kratos needs someone to button mash in order for him to do anything and not dieHow can one man be so dependent on outside help?
SuperCHAD has no limits! He's my HERO!!
>>154630983Crazy to think that, due to cosmology, that rock weighs as much as nine rocks! Truly an impossible feat of strength.
>>154631135What are you talking about? That video clearly shows Kratos getting so bored by fighting that weak goblin that he immediately falls asleep.
>>154631231Finally, some DIMESGEMSKINO.
>>154631231I have no clue of who'd win this one and that scares me a lot, 8/10
>>154631102From what I’ve seen of these series it might actually be Komoko unless you count anime Cid’s outlier solar system feat.I do wish death battle covered more LN isekai slop. Stuff like Subaru’s RBD is interesting in a power scaling debate. It’s definitely more engaging than “can he destroy a mountain” or cosmology garbage.
>>154631102I want to say Cid or Komoko
I started humping my chair while chanting "BETTER MEN, BETTER MEN, BETTER MEN" I did it as a joke but after a few seconds I actually got hard
>>154630983Who wins this??
>two fantastical and strong for most magic-less settings>gets btfo by most fantasy settings>has no real thematic match ups against other settings' monsters or protagonists >hunters have sleeper feats that scale them pretty high but no one cares to calculate them>the only match ups people have proposed is letting a rathalos get mauled by a charizardMy fellow hunters...will we ever be properly inducted into the halls of Death Battles and powerscaling?
>>154631404My image!How shameful!I was talking about Monster Hunter!
Powerscale him.
Team Robot vs stupid dog that I hate https://x.com/i/status/2076668905876033590Other WeaponBalls get Immeasurable speed scaling and OCBallLab gets their entire roster no diffed against literal dogshit instead...
>>154631404>Monster Hunter vs God Eater is completely dimelessA shame, a pity
>>154631231Kino...
Oilmar wonDYKEmus lost
Between Touhou vs GoT and Olimar vs Samus I don't know who's the more random and nonsensical pairing
>>154631516Hulk vs Digital Circus
>SAMUS SAMUS SAMUS SAMUS SAMUS WARPED! BECKONING for your MASTER again, KEKimar?
>>154631494Who wins this?
>>154631544How's Prime 4 selling by the way?
>>154631545Samus gets GAPED
>>154631545Alucard gets RAPED
>>154631560Idk I don't buy video toys I pirate them
PUNCHINGDOWNmusVSLACKOFSENSEOFSELFPRESERVATIONmar.
>>154631545Castlevania has Kratonian lore sadly
>PLEASE DON'T FEED ME TO GACHASLOP PLEASE GIVE ME...A FUCKING COIN-SIZED MAN!
Who cares. Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse.
>The seething begins*Sigh* it's hard to keep winning
>>154631527Hulk vs Hachaama is worse
>I WANT TO DIE BY A BLONDE GIANT MUSCULAR TOMBOY WOMAN!!!
>>154631588>LACKOFSENSEOFSELFPRESERVATIONmarIt's called Faustian Vril to Power btw, you wouldn't get it. There's a reason BVLLY Olimar's race is a spacefaring thriving population while cucky chozos and cucky metroids went the way of the Dodo
>>154631620>It's called [NONSENSICAL MIX OF BOOK NAMES AND NIETZSCHE'S PHILOSOPHY]I get it, but you're also a lying retard that apparently doesn't know about Metroid lore or is a lying jew that knows he is lying.
>>154631613the vtuber? How did she piss off Hulkfags?
>NOOOOOO! No one inch midget can kill my wife! Your a fucking cuck fag BBC sucking Jew! That's right your a fucking Jew!
>>154631591Kratos is in Castlevania?
Somebody might care. Remember: Spawn BEATS and DEFEATS Kratos and the entirety of his cosmology.
>Superboy-Prime uses his Retcon punch to try and fix Peter and MJ's marriage>It goes wrong and what happens is Gwen Stacy never died, and Peter married her>MJ stays a party girl slut who never wised up>Also, Harry dies of a Drug Overdose LMAO!
Sonic and Trump won the last thread btw
>>154631607Teletubbies
>>154631692ZUUUUUUUEEEEEEESSSSSS MY WIFE BOYFRIEND HAS RETURNEDDDDDDDD!!!
>>154631704Spawn would not do that.
>>154631661>RETARDEDANDILLITERATEESLNIGGERmar couldn't comprehend what was written.
>Well, if my opponent was placed at Tier 0 Boundless, and every single individual atom alone in his verse was placed at infinite layers into extraversal, high outerversal, outerversal, and dimensional infinite multiversal and he was given every hax ever and could casually oneshot me and my entire verse just by existing it might be a little tough.>But would you lose?>Nah, I'd win.
Loving can hurt, loving can hurt sometimesBut it's the only thing that I knowWhen it gets hard, you know it can get hard sometimesIt is the only thing makes us feel aliveWe keep this love in a photographWe made these memories for ourselvesWhere our eyes are never closingHearts are never brokenAnd time's forever frozen stillSo you can keep meInside the pocket of your ripped jeansHolding me closer 'til our eyes meetYou won't ever be alone, wait for me to come homeLoving can heal, loving can mend your soulAnd it's the only thing that I know, knowI swear it will get easierRemember that with every piece of yaHmm, and it's the only thing we take with us when we dieHmm, we keep this love in this photographWe made these memories for ourselvesWhere our eyes are never closingHearts were never brokenAnd time's forever frozen, stillSo you can keep meInside the pocket of your ripped jeansHolding me closer 'til our eyes meetYou won't ever be aloneAnd if you hurt meThat's okay, baby, only words bleedInside these pages, you just hold meAnd I won't ever let you goWait for me to come homeWait for me to come homeWait for me to come homeWait for me to come homeOh, you can fit meInside the necklace you got when you were sixteenNext to your heartbeat where I should beKeep it deep within your soulAnd if you hurt meWell, that's okay, baby, only words bleedInside these pages, you just hold meAnd I won't ever let you goWhen I'm away, I will remember how you kissed meUnder the lamppost back on Sixth streetHearing you whisper through the phone"Wait for me to come home"
>>154631651She didn't, that is a MU that more than one soul actually pushes for in r/DeathBattleMatchUps (of fucking course)
AHHH YEAH THAT BREEZE FEELS GOOD!TIME TO GO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF SOME WEAKLINGS!
>>154631772What connections could there be between Hulk and a vtuber?
>mfw my hero doesn't even have a love interest and therefore is uncuckable
>>154631799Cucky virgin...
>>154631545Show Samus destroying a universe. Alucard just soul steals and wins.
>>154631799Does a female exist in the setting? You're being labeled a cuck regardless.
>>154631799GODNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC
The worst fight idea you've ever read in your entire life it's r/DeathBattleMatchups baybeeThe most retarded stats you've ever read in your entire life it's r/powerscaling baybee
>Spawn tries to make himself Black and fails>This time, he turns into Kratos
>>154631773
>>154631231There's a VSBW page for the fucking basking shark?
>>154631789Haachama is basically the Hulk to Akai Haato’s Bruce Banner: a dark side that the normal one desperately tries and fails to keep locked away.
>Nice try, but my hero can't be cucked! He's a permanently celibate and caged castrated eunuch virgin conceptually incapable of experiencing any romantic or sexual interest to females.
>>154631833Yeah, It's 9-B
>>154631849Sonic...
>>154631799Jesus of Nazareth...
>>154631849The Ah My Goddess! MC...
>>154631849DEKUTOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS!!!!
>>154631427Weaker than SMT Lucifer
>>154631427Spawn fodder
Can Samus at least win this?
>>154631849This is probably how this place sees shows for toddlers with child characters (and no romantic shit).
<- Actually impregnated and married all the major females of his cast.
>>154631846Ah, I guess there's a connection. It's a retarded match up but at least there's some vague connection.
Dominos just announced stuffed crust pizza for 9.99. Papa John's and pizzahut bros wtf is this?! Are we fucked??
My hero pulls black baddies
>>154631889>A good chunk of those girls are related to Tenchi >Impregnate them anywayIncest is wincest.
>>154631908Crunchy thin crust clears I'm afraid.
>>154631849Finn the Human...
>>154631620>BVLLY Olimar's race is a spacefaring thriving>ThrivingLMAO THEY LIVE ON A KEKY DESERT PLANET AND THEY'RE POOR RUN BY LOAN SHARKS!!!
>>154631882Using reasonable ends for X yes. Using high ends he time stops and blows her head off. Using wank the cyber world is an entire separate reality that is also technically the after life for Machine life in the Megaman x timeline and gets to Universal (this would have let him BTFO EXE in the battle royal btw)
>>154631914It's actually Sedusa in disguise again!
>>154631908Post JOBinos having better ingredients
>>154631864I know some people believe Mary Magdalene romantically loved Jesus
>>154631908But are any of those hot and ready?
>>154631931...wouldn't EXE still outhax him?
>>154631918>>154631940>>154631948>Cucky Pizza Hut cope
>>154631931>>154631949AFAIK X and EXE can be scaled up to the same level around multiversal but X should still lose to EXE.
Rivalries for this feeling?
Pizza Hut supports the Black Knights!
Post stuff crust pizza destroying a mountain
>>154631978>Multiversal X and EXEwtf is going on in those games!?
>>154631985Yuji (brown) vs Denji (American White)
I just OBLITERATED your verse with a single TWITCH of my PINKY
>Good news! Due to the incredible views and positive reception of Aang vs Traveller, we will be speeding up the release of Samus vs Firefly!
>>154631994I'm not a power scaler I just checked VSBW.
I took an amazing shower and shampoo'd my amazing beautiful long blond hair. Who's my hero?
>>154631917Bro fucked a woman who turns into a space ship.
>>154632013FinnCHAD
>>154631985>Denjintinian vs Yujican>Dekunish vs Dejintinian>Britasta vs DekunishThey're calling the latter street tier fodder btw
>>154632002MegaCHAD!
>>154631994As a megaman fag, not much, it is just sonic level wank. Funnily enough starforce mega was the real featsman
Get ready for a Jin vs Ryu rematch in the future with Angel Jin.
>>154632005>Actually, change of plans! we're doing Aemeath vs Firefly, it's gonna be a real treat for those with a Ryona fetish in our audience.
I'm white and love Denji
>>154632064I'm black and I'm okay with Denji. My favorite girl is Asa. My most hated is Barem.
>>154632082That's awesome man. You have good taste. Do you hate Barem because you're meant to hate him, or do you hate him because he's poorly done? Me personally my least favorite guy (with a name) is probably Miri. He was poorly done and didn't deserve a cover.
Aemeath? RAPED her father before telling him she's his daughter.
This is fucking nasty
>>154632109He only really existed to fuck things up for Denji. You think he'd proper rival enemy to Denji after killing Nayuta, but he doesn't. Also, he just kills Yoshida, gets eaten, and that's it. Like, what was the point?
>>154631948Yes, the Noid was slain years ago. Domino's hot and freshness is now boundless.
I miss eating Good Times Pizza.
>>154632168>Like, what was the point?Nothing in Part 2 was planned and it shows. His only purpose was to be an asshole and bring out Blackchita twice.>You think he'd proper rival enemy to Denji after killing Nayuta, but he doesn't. That's something I thought could've improved CSM in general. Denji had no "rival". No Sasuke or Bejita or anything. I was hoping Fakesaw or Miri or Yoshida or something would be that and give a little narrative cohesion.
>>154632140lucy if her belly was bigger > lucy >>>>>>>>>> powergap >>>>>> anika btw
All the pizza I ever ate was homemade by my parents.
>>154632120fvark she truly is the BETTER woman>Firefly when Aemeath TEACHES her by impaling her with a giant spear to the other side of the universe
>>154632236Post your mom.
>>154632236Mario...
>>154632236Lucky... Ive never had a homemade pizza.
>>154631769Decuck...
>>154632242No.>>154632244My name is Angelo.>>154632249Damn. My condolences.
>>154632259Soul is fancy with Maka.
>>154632271YO, ANGELO!
I'm not crazy, am I? The only reason Superman was able to erase True Form/Godhead Darkseid was that Darkseid had been poisoned with Radion, and Superman also used the Miracle Machine. So he can't just scream someone out of existence whenever he wants, right?
>homosexual fantasies involving the creator of the universe, the one above all, the King of Kings, the son of the LORD
Reze.
>FAGnic the homo fanfics
>>154632366...lost
>>154632332Correct
>>154632405Canon Fraudnic.
>>154632405>STRONGESTFASTESTINALLOFFICTIONnicMore like super shitnic
>>154632219>>154632236
>>154631050It’s true. I can’t even play any new modern game anymore
>>154632332Superman can do this without darkseid being nerfed. He just doesn't want to, he's to moral. We will never know a Supermsn who let's his powers free of no moral limits.
>>154631994EXE it's pretty reasonable since the cyber universe in that is equal to the normal universe and multiple villains are capable of destroying itX is just trying to apply that to the X series even though it's less consistent
>>154631072GwenPOOP out of fucking nowhere
Was everyone but me ITT shot at the same time?
>>154632454But wasn't the whole point that they needed the Miracle Machine to beat him? It's even in the scene.
>>154632082>My most hated is BaremBasic ass bitch
>>154632168>>154632224When part 2 was on its early stages I was 100% sure Barem would end up serving a pivotal point for Denji's character Because they presented him as someone who genuinely believes in Makima's vision I thought the idea was for Denji to beat him and realize he only loved an idealized version of her and that he is happier now than he ever was while fantasizing over Makima (basically he would get over his crush)All for fucking nothing, Fuji was so fucking lazy he didn't even bothered to draw his cool flamethrower transformation ever again
>"You always were such a WEAKLING, Steve."
/gamemode creative
>"You always were such a kiddy-diddler, Steve."
>"Haven't you ever read Chainsaw Man you big freaking nerd? There's always a crappy ending."
>Yugi: That was a terrible duel, Ash. You fucking suck.
>>154632973If they ever run that back I hope they give Yugi the RoLaD stuff, it’d be so funny.
>"Haven't you ever been to an Asian Massage Parlor you big freaking virgin? There's always a happy ending."
>>154632990>Bob wakes up nutting in massage parlor
>>154633012>"Best money I've spent in years.">Superboy Prime closes his doujin.>"Chud-out averted!"
>"Haven't you ever played a Toby Fox game you big freaking chud? There's always a tranny ending."
>"Haven't you ever watched a Death Battle you big fucking faggot? There's always a bullshit result.">Prime dies
>you fucking sucked man, you weren't even close there!
>"It's over Ness, there is no happy ending. Not for you, not for me, not for anybody...in the GENOCIDE ROUTE.">"Haven't you ever played a quirky indie RPG inspired by Earthbound, you big freaking nerd? There's always a happy ending."
>>154633057He would say this.
>>154632449I actuslly ordered a Pizza because all of you were talking about it. I'm way to easily influenced by my environment.
>pizza upscale acceptedGood job Pizzacord. How can Cucky Weiners, Cucky Burgers, and Cucky Tacos even compete?
I messed up a 9 day nofap streak…. Fuck
>Cucky WeinerDon't call it that... I'm trying...
>>154633100Sonic loves Chili Dogs. I could never eat them because they look like a pee pee with poopy on it.
>>154633057SuperCHAD and SuperCHAD PRIME were RESPECTFUL to their opponents.
>>154633120From December of last year to February of this year I didn't fap at all kek. That was the best I've ever done.70 something days in total. I did an extra 30 after cumming once I believe. Then I just fell off.
>>154633100>When the moon hits your eyes like a big pizza pie>THAT'S AMORE
>>154633064>Inspired by EarthboundNess is the Earthbound
>>154633132>RESPECTFUL to their opponents.
>>154633161Goku wasn’t gonna stop until the planet was destroyed again
>>154633172Why did Superman blow up the planet in GVS 1 and 3?
>>154633161Obsoleted and made non canon by GVS3 btw.
>>154633154>"The quirky indie rpgs' inspiration wasn't Undertale...">"It was me.">"Well then, Ness. I'm taking you in(fluence)."
>>154632990>>154633012>>154633035LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>154633064>"Haven't you ever played a quirky indie RPG inspired by Earthbound, you big freaking nerd?"There's way too many of those...
Post powerful Pizza characters
>>154633057...said Prime to Gwenpool
>>154633057Said Goku to Superman in GvS4
I will say that "haha dude JJK reference!" is a lot less obnoxious than "haha dude JJBA reference!"It's usually just potentialman, or tracing triple domain expansion or a hype moment or whatever
>>154633316..."You took 10 whole seconds to RAPE and GAPE me and my entire verse! You're losing your touch man."
>>154633331...said Superman to Goku after Goku easily no diffed DC.
>>154633339...in Goku's cucky headcanon in which his entire cosmology did not comprise solely of 12 universes.
>>154633344...thought Superman when he assumed Dragon Ball cosmology was small, then he got no diffed by Goku.
Any fights for this feel?
>you fucking sucked Mark, you weren't even close there!
>>154633374Dear god in heaven above, please do not curse us with Sonic vs Goku.
There are literal 2-C characters that could just eat the entire Dragon Ball cosmology...
>"A human and a curse... Brothers... I mean, yeah, that's literally Chosō and me, what am I even thinking about thi- *dies*"
>>154633384Raw Egg Nationalist is an unironic Homosexual Libyan Jew btw
>>154633392yup
>>154633384NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>154633392Nah.
>>154633152
>>154633410Proof? Weren't Libyan Jews executed or deported?
>>154633406I still don't know why the slant they went with for Yuji vs Denji was that Yuji is a racist that wants to exterminate all cursed spirits and assumes Denji commited some sort of crime. He even calls Denji a Punk Ass Bitch.
Rate this season
>>154633450Rate these outcomes
>>154633434They were deported, and REN mentioned they had to leave Libya when Gaddafi came into power during that time.Of course he pretends and LARPs that he's actually a "Dark Briton"
>>154633450Why Jaco?
WIFEtos
>>154633475Why do you know so much about random xitter users I've never heard about before?
>>154633512Probably because they are both members of a galactic federation with unusual eyes that wanted to unleash an extinction virus onto Earth but are convinced to do otherwise partially as a result of a mustachio'd man.
Can your hero create a YoutubePoop?
>>154633543Yeah but Jaco can’t fight for shit, that isn’t even a match
>>154633552My hero is a pro when it comes to making poops but I don't know if he can put those on YT
>>154633527I lurk various rw xitter circles, he's one of the central figures for one of the more domineering cult of personalities.
>>154633553I should have prefaced that with a NTA.Yeah I agree.Even if you wanted to force a Dragon Ball match up here, there are better options, like... Jiya maybe?I guess you could argue that Jaco is able to fight Frieza Force goons during RoF, but those are literally featless.
>>154633576Ah. Sometimes I think about becoming a xitter personality. When I become more jacked probably.
>>154633604Hell he could fight one of the Pride Troopers jobbers probably, or Cabba
>>154633606Most of them are just different flavors of gay brown pedophiles. So you know, like the Meliodasfag I wouldn't worry about it.
>>154633631I'm a white mostly straight non pedo but thirst trapping would be fun
>>154633626I don't want to unleash that sort of scaling hell upon this place.
>>154633645Cabba probably has a feat somewhere
>>154633321>"haha dude JJBA reference!"sadly once NORMALdust FAGsaders became popular people took it as a randumb series more than anything
>>154633650... Maybe in the SDBH manga? But he's probably jobbing there too.The Dragon Ball gachas haven't even given him any good units.
>>154633658NORMALto FAGreo is worse
>>154633685I think he doesn’t get instantly jobbed out against Future’s Doom in the last XV2 dlc
>>154633762Like, at the bare minimum he was there helping Kale and Caulifla during that.
>>154630983Bring me Cutie Honey vs 2B (or Ryuko) or gimme death
Bring Hulk Pomni.
>>154633360kys listtroon you'll always have to hold the Superman 3-0 vs goku
>>154633794Okay, but then what though?Saying this while also recognizing that Allen doesn't have any direct feats that put him at Saiyan Saga level.All we really know about end of series is that he gets beaten up by end of series Mark.
>>154633862I remember seeing the clone ppg episode on Toonami.Sad.
>>154633878I wasn’t aware Allen was that featless
Shitnic bros.Speed lost....
>>154633896I mean, he's better than Cabba, but that's a low bar.He's got some pretty good strength showings, like punching from Moon to Earth.But also his last durability showing was nearly dying to a bomb that destroyed the top part of a skyscraper.
>>154633913/dbg/ also found out today that SEGA's latest Sonic character profiles once again list Super Sonic as Sub-Light Speed.
>>154633960KEKYCANON.
>>154633960Just like Dragon ball
>>154633960Post it
>>154632454He's just a basic kryptonian bro.
>>154634024hey this one doesn't count
>>154634065https://www.sega.com/sonic-the-hedgehog>I've raced you before, Wally. I even won some of those races.>Those were for charity, Sonic.
>those were for charity Sonicbased Wally
>>154634089Am I going crazy? Where is the super sonic talk?
>>154634111It's a joke.
>>154634134What was the link for?
>>154634148That's where I found the screenshot.
>>154634087SONICSISTERS EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING RIGHT FUARKING NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW
>Sonic the Hedgehog is still 2-1 vs Dragon Ball with no answer in sightDragonbros... Were we MEANT to be Sonic's SISSIES!?!? We always HIDE behind our BVLL immediately!!
Yo serious question so please don't bother agenda posting me or answering just for the sake of replying.Why do people give the Homestuck characters aside from LE multiversal scaling?Jake overpowered a much weaker Calbiron so we cannot prove he scales to LE at all.Meanwhile BecNoir destroyed the frog from outside reality, if we're counting that as multiversal we may as well pretend shooting the Queen's heart counts as legit universal instead of hax.
>>154634256I'm not knowledgeable in Homestuck so I don't know
>>154633960>>154634089>Super Sonic is slower than Cirno
>>154633839Hulk scholar, what are you thoughts on Pomni making a reference to my hero Mario the Italian plumber?
>>154634345pomni pussy attackhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmnceLIVtSo
>>154634345Pomni is still weak and not "immortal" like people say.
ReminderALL TROONS MUST HANG BY THE NECK UNTIL DEAD.Thank you for your attention to this matter.
cucky Pomni
>>154631102Realistically, probably Subaru after some extensive trial and error.
Sissy Goku
Hulk punching down Pomni is like Samus punching down Olimar
>digital circus BITCHES come in these thread saying they're immortal>ask what would happen if Hulk punched them>get accused of punching down don't say someone isn't immortal if they're not immortal. BITCHni and BITCHaine doesn't belong in these halls
>Pomni out of NOWHEREYup yup YUP, MINDBROKENulk
Aren't they all just humans hooked up to a VR sim? So if you just killed the human hosts, you kill the digital avatar too. Doesn't sound very immortal to me.
Guess I'm not the only one that doesn't care about the next match. Gachashit sucks.
>>154634519They’re just brainscans
>>154634519Since Pomni’s VR character is so silly looking, she must be cute in real life right?
>>154631102Ainz by accident
>>154634579>This oneshots the entire TADC verse
>>154634604Reminder, if you like TADC, you’re a non binary pig who like SU
POMNI IS IMMORTAL!!!!! STOP SAYING SHE ISN'T
>>154634640*accidentally spills water on your PC*
>>154634640
Vegeta fucked Maria in front of Shadow. My favorite character is Deathstroke.
Death stroke was pretty based
>>154634542Mr Bean vs Mr Magoo would've been a better next time unironically.
My favorite artist is D-Art and I also jerk off go Sarada, Gwen, and Riley
>>154634707But what about your favorite death battle combatant?
>>154634707You didn't even mention Gabi. Lame!
>>154634707I prefer Madoka
>>154634729She'll make a fine wife for Lord Beerus.
17 > 14
>>154634715
Hulk would crush the puny computer running the BITCHY digital circus with his fingers.
>>154634767That’s not the internet work
>>154634766did you just fucking make that image
>>154634772>ESLmni
>>154634448There might be at least 1 character there that has a way to negate RBD actually.
Hulk will force Nayuta to be his wife.
The only cool thing about Indians is that they have places where you can hang out with elephants and monkeys. Other than that, F tier country.
>>154634791Elephants and Monkeys are cool until you have to shovel their shit
>>154634801I can live with elephant shit, grew up in a farm and animal manure is pretty tolerable as long as you live in a place that's mostly soil like plains and farmland and not concrete mazes. I think living with animals suck mostly because our concrete heavy infrastructure isn't compatible with long term cohabitation with them. Medieval times had the infrastructure made mostly of dirt lands with wooden and stone structures built on top so horse shit usually end getting integrated with the overall soil overtime.
HULK LIKES ASS>>154629969
yup yup PEDOulk showing his true colors
>>154634848That was a porn all along? I thought it was just an ugly panel.
>>154634087I remember watching Goku vs Burter and Jeece and it is still to this day the greatest display of combat speed in animation.
This kills composite JJK and Super Sonic
There’s only room for ONE immortal in this thread…
My hero can instantly ANNIHILATE all of Suggsverse with merely a THOUGHT
>>154631102Cid easily
>>154631231>Tailow RAPING SuperkekBased
>>154634857Wonder Woman is an adult though?
>>154634863It was always straight porn.
Good morning everyone. What is happening?
>>154634024>immediately jumps to DBZPoor obsessed Samenic.
*Rapes you*
>>154634839>I enjoy living in shit actuallyRajesh...
>>154635185Sonic is winning again.
KrisSusieRalseiNoelle
>>154635201Sonic has never won a single thread tho.
>>154635201As expected. As ALWAYS.
>>154631994Nothing multiversal, that's for certain
>>154635201>NOT EVEN LIGHTSPEED-nic
>>154635201>SLOWnic the SUBSONIChog
>>154635194>cannot readMost literate Mexican.
>SONICSONICSONICSONICSONICSONIC AS ALWAYS, the WINNER is proclaimed by his MINDBROKEN vassals!
>>154634839>having shit everywhere is good actuallyRajesh...
>RATnicLost to two autistic men beeteedubya.
>>154635361Post yourself beating off two autistic men.If not, they RAPE and GAPE you.
https://short url.at/OPdwqAre you white enough?
Having STR*IGHT sex with a P*SSYGINA is for absolute FAGGOTS! You know what a real MAN does? Like the true GANGSTER that I am, I FUCK and TAKE it up the ass! That's what TRVE MALES do with their LIL BROS! I'll tell you SOMEthing, I might be known as Sonic in public, but here in THE HOOD, I'm known as SUBsonic, that's how WE roll!I can't think of an activity with LESSER reward to your INVERSION than putting your dick in a V*GINA, it's a complete WASTE of TIME and ENERGY! Just think about it for A second, those WHORES have literally FUCKED thousands upon THOVSANDS of COCKS, it's just NOT tight enough for me! HEHYEAH! DRILLING through a MALE partner's ASS though, now THAT'S a whole OTHER story! You're not just providing TONS of stimulation for your PENIS, you're also actively amplifying your NETWORK by mixing with LIKEMINDED individuals! EVERYTHING is part of reaching the TOP, and that, gentlemMEN and... URK... L*DIES... is the secret to FLEEING the MATRIX!
>>154635391>asking strangers for free gay pornwhat did sonicbros mean by this?
>>154635406>the only way he could think to beat off two autistic men is to have gay FAGGOT sex with themThey RAPED and GAPED you on doll mode, FAGGOT anon.
>https://short url.at/OPdwq
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
Only browns FLEE from it
>>154635393Not clicking on that
Reminder I raped and gaped Sonic
DEADTHREADTOOOSSSSSS!!
>>154635689mexicans are asleep
Bharat gem that killed the camskins
I must admit, despite being the most avid and ardent of shitposters for this matchup, I have literally never watched, read or played any of either character's depictions
"I plan on destroying the very concept of transphobia, and looking rad while doing it."- Steve-O, 2024.
>>154635745That's literally how I feel when ever some new anime protag is used. My fucking knowledge of anime hits a hard brick wall if you use anyone that had a show on Adult Swim after Inuyasha.
Sonic PANTIED and SISSIFIED Goku and his entire verse
>>154635730it's funny when pajeets mix up their stereotypes
>>154635806Why yuo crying timmy? Just because your mumma got fu.c.ked by many
Reminder.
>>154635753This but when it's a comic or video game character. I know nothing about videos toys past Mario and Sonic and for comics past the Infinity War movie
>>154634087Does this not imply that everyone else is not going light speed
>>154634848>pornposting in response to sick childrenWtf is wrong with the hulkpedo??? Sick
>>154635856He's a jeet who gets hard when he sees white kids.
>>154635863Come skun projecting his fetish on Indian men. Typical mleccha.
>>154635856TADC mindbroke him so he loses it when he sees any kids / kids media. And Croatians are pedophiles.
>>154635870>age of consent is 8Pedoatia
>seething mayomonkeyBharat victory in the bag
I'll post white men breeding Indian women while bharat bois jerk it if you keep going :)
Post your father first. But wait how no if your mother fucked many XD
I actually live with my dad albeit. He's a cool man and taught me to be strong.
>mummatwt refugeesGentlemen...
>>154635929>more touristsSo the typical /dbg/ resident?
Who are these HEROES?
>one-shots luffy
I was humiliated on r/powerscaling and lost every single bit of my IZZAT...
>>154636027Juanito Perro Mendez Aguacate...
>>154635949/dbg/ is a thread made by immigrants!
>>154635973Right is Yujiro's mom with a cloning machine
>Character is above fiction!>Cant do anything unless someone writes them doing something >They never influence anything outside of their fictional universe>Character destroyed the multiverse!>I'm still here though >Character is meta aware!>Only because the writer let them be, and they can't do anything with such knowledge anyway. Said writer can take such knowledge away on a whim.So, why do people jerk off such feats again? I don't get it.
>>154631000Ultraman...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFYuLvKMKZk
GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAATJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ! ! !
>>154634256i think the biggest clean scaling for the main characters come from the first guardians, who have some impressive showings, tho of course not multiversalnaturally the first guardians can be wanked to 2xMultiversal anyway because their power source is the green sun made of 2 multiverses (even though they are just called universes in the story) but i don't know if death battle would buy that
>>154636317https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q08BLJkOTQ0
>>154636382
>>154631102>RudyTalentless hack who can't even get creative with Earth magic he's supposedly good at, would only be able to kill Kazuma, Subaru (before getting fucked by Reloads)>SubaruLoses to everyone on the list unless Reload is allowed. With Reload would still lose to Shield Hero, Ainz and Cid for sure since they have both the skill and experience required to fuck him over regardless of what he does. Kumoko is debatable since her hax is limited to her world: in her world she stomps, outside of it she's quite literally useless spider>KazumaCan deal with Subaru until eventually succumbing to his savescumming, would get rekt by rest>NaofumiOne of the strongest contenders since his verse is surprisingly busted. If he has Filo with him he can easily win this, if he's forced to go solo he's going to struggle against Ainz, Cid and potentially Kumoko but still has plausible wincons>AinzAnother strong contender who stomps most of the list apart from Naofumi and Cid as those matchups could go either way>KumokoWins most of her ops here but gets hardcountered by both Ainz and Cid. Could potentially win against Naofumi but would be extremely high-diff for her>smug Isekai MC nr.8Can bully Subaru and Kazuma but has no counter to reload hax, his upper limit is beating Rudy & Ojiisan and getting stomped by rest>OjiisanBeats Kazuma, Rudy and Subaru, loses to rest>CidTied with Ainz as the likeliest winner. MU between him and Ainz could go either way, could potentially lose to Naofumi's asspull hax but apart from those 2 he stomps the rest just like Ainz
>>154636538Doesn't Kumoko completely transcend her system though? Like she's not bound by the concept of levels or skills.The only fight she struggles with after becoming a god is against Güliedistodiez, but even that was because she was also doing a parallel strategy and also trying not to kill Gulie.She's also got the ability to define a space that is separate from the rules implanted on the planet by D.So I think she could potentially move the combat to a place where she has control over the rules of a localized reality.
>>154636588would that allow her to negate subaru's resurrection? in fact i don't know much about her but i know she has an analisys skill, would she be able to discover his resurrection and figure out how it works?
>>154636538>TalentlessObjectively false. Rudeus was extremely talented. His big issue was that he was never ambitious or cold-hearted enough to become a ruthless warrior. Even in the later book, he was still hesistant as fuck and scared when he got into fights because he was just a normal guy who was only putting his life on the line to save his family.
>>154636382Kakashi victim
>>154636663Her setting proper is built on the supersystem of Conjuration, where MA Energy is effectively a form of animating force that can be utilized to achieve rewriting of reality.The System implanted on the planet is an example of Conjuration, where Evil God D created it as a manner of pushing the souls of lifeforms to inject more MA Energy back into the planet than they use up across their lives and the operation of the System.Kumoko manages to figure out the majority of the system in place so that she could subvert it and end the System. The downside is that ending the System also means the planet has been taken off its life support.She was initially planning on sacrificing most of her MA Energy to restore the planet, but Shu's party and Kumoko's surprise attack impressed her enough that she allowed the planet to be restored from what is implied to be a paltry amount of her energy.
Rudeus Vs Meliodas Battle of pedos
>>154636588Kumoko never got past being a plaything for D's amusement and was quite literally transformed from useless Spider to Spider (forma de Isekai) when D wanted amusement by trolling the Tard Elf to do his forced Isekai Stunt. If we assume she has access to her top-tier abilities even outside her verse, then she ruins Subaru no matter what but how well she fares against Naofumi, Ainz or Cid is debatable. Her wincons against Ainz would be assuming that she could nosell Ainz's abilities by extending Kumoko not being bound by concept of her verse's system to also include Yggdrasil or being able to reality manipulate the battlefield since Ainz is only OP in Yggdrasil and New World that also operates by similar rules. If Ainz's spells work, it's gg. Against Naofumi she gets completely rekt if he has Filo with him since Filorial Queen is closer to D's power than Kumoko at her best is, without Filo her wincon would be similar to Ainz in either noselling his abilities completely because muh system immunity or trying to nullify them with reality manipulation hax. Naofumi probably does have better resistance against that than Ainz since Isekai his skills come from was canonically multiversal instead of just game like Yggdrasil so chances of that working would be realistically slim. Kumoko vs. Cid differs from the rest of these MU's since Cid has no system or levels to remove, he's just that good at magic manipulation and has insane combat skills to boot. Kumoko's wincons would be taking advantage of Cid's autism and doing her reality manipulation. However Cid also comes from canonically multiversal setting and has demonstrated that his powers work just fine even outside of his own world/verse, so I don't see Kumoko being able to potentially no-sell Cid in the same vein she could with Ainz. Her path to victory would need to be able to tank Cid's attacks long enough to kill him while hoping he doesn't come up with something that can permakill her before that happens
>>154636727Rudy is talentless hack though since he never uses his magic in creative ways. One would expect former game otaku to be able to come up with more variety than swamp and boulder bullets. Blame it on the author all you like, but Rudy isn't creative enough with his abilities like truly talented mage would be
>>154636761Rudeus isn't like that anymore. He's a changed man, and his story arc in Redundancy is about him confronting his sins, especially after his his sister tries to groom and enter a relationship with his son, ArsBut to answer your question, Meliodas would beat Rudeus. Rudeus is strong in his setting, but he's weak when compared to most shonen and isekai protagonists.
>>154636768Please break it up into paragraphs next time.But yeah, I guess that's fair.I think this is just one of the many many times where how we define the combat setting matters so much more than the characters.The Light Novel even ends with her being D's maid/plaything rather than actually getting to enjoy the fruits of her labor (better than the web novel, where she gets turned into a spider again).The two main things that she's got going for her is the realm creation and her scythe being absurdly lethal such that it even killed the 'Bonus Game' avatar of D.Man, I really liked Kumo Desu, but it really just shits itself during the last book.
I want to also add that Cid is absurdly good with the sword even without his magic, In the most recent LN, he was able to deflect/catch practically all of the arrows shot at him by hundreds of skilled Elven archers. This was while he was LARPing as an elf without any magic, too.
>>154636242>Character destroyed the multiverse This is the only one people jerk off.Nobody jerks off the rest
My best stat is intelligence.How many death battles have I won?
>>154636894
>>154636799>Tries.Succeeds. She couldn't have rudeus so she will fuck his son
>>154636894Zero....Eggman....
>>154636913Just wait until X enters death battle.
>>154636924Lost and gaped by battle network megaman
>>154636878Cid is outlier among the Isekai MC's in that sense that he doesn't start as OP or get some cheat/system to help him. He's just genuine freak of nature when it comes to magic and combat. And all of that skill is pretty much wasted since chuuni larping is his one true passion in life
>>154636932Run it again, X wins everytime.
>>154636952X ain't doing SHIT
>>154636894Hulkzilla and I think Stitch VS Rocket
Tenchi chads won, time to pack it up
>>154636990I think Stitch just stomped Rocket in literally every stat besides "Weapons carried at all times".>>154636951God bless the most autistic man in isekai
>>154631102I think endgame Shield Hero becomes some kind of cosmic god so probably him
>>154636999Who wins this?
>>154636999Based
he won
>>154637105
Sonic wonStraightkeks lost
>>154637131>
>>154637131Nobody cares! Lovecraft KINGS remain firmly in the highest tier of battleboarding! Cthulhu vs Godzilla would have been fare more popular than the hulk match!
>>154637177>Fight Godzilla already won
>>154637190shitzilla is nothing compared to the high priest of the other gods
>>154637177
>>154637220It already happened. Cthulhu lost.To be more accurate, there wasn't much of an actual fight between the two. Godzilla throws a boat at Cthulhu's head before hitting him with an enhanced beam, which kills him/his mortal form/whatever
>>154637250
>>154637250>>154637190And Godzilla has beaten Hulk repeatedly in crossovers, yet still lost the death battle. It is past time for LOVECRAFTVERSE to make it's debut in death battle.
>>154637243
Super GODnictos Prime won
So...are we going to see a single Lovecraft character busting a mountain?
>>154636990Intelligence is not hulks best stat
>>154637301
>STATEMENTScraft No one cares about that nerd chud shit
>>154637289Yes yes, we know Death Battle is often wrong.
>>154637331Intelligence is what won Hulk's CANON Battle
>>154637342...but enough about Starcraft.
>>154637347StarKeks lose all their fights.
>>154637131Nobody cares I will proceed to post my fetish as a way to experience my sexuality by sharing it on the internet with all the unwilling anons that will be forced to see it
>>154637325The Outer Gods are outerversal BEASTS!!!https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Yog-Sothoth_(Cthulhu_Mythos)#Yog-Sothoth
>>154637368Hulkbro...
>>154637346Realistically it was revivability.Otherwise Hulk would have died before Banner could build a solution.
>>154637383>wordswordswordsYog-Sothoth. Mountain. NOW.
Speehs Mureens
Wow, these Lovecraft Gods sound strong!I'm sure they have countless universe and planet level feats!
So were they right about superboy prime vs sentry?
>>154637346Sure but I said "my best stat is intelligence"That's not hulks best stat.
>>154637434Absolutely.
>>154637435>loses to Doomsday>loses to Broly>wins against Godzilla because of Banner's intelligenceSorry chuddie, but INT is clearly Hulk's best stat since his STR and END keep failing him when it matters
>>154637434Who cares. Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
>>154637459Hulk got massive durability upgrades with the green door between those death battles
>>154630983how did he know what button to push?
>fag still LARPing as me>even imitating my filenamesWell, interesting. Schizo is more deranged than I thought.
>>154637447Marvel really needs some pity wins. Their last victory was hulk vs Godzilla, and hulk wasn’t even the winner, it was Bruce banner. AND the canon crossover completely outshone it. I suggest captain america vs tf2 soldier.
Hulk? A moronHis poster? A pedophile porn addict
>>154637430>>154637407Statements rule in these threads, feat kiddies...Heh, better skedaddle back to Space Battles now...
>>154637482Not true
>>154637243Did she farted on the camera
I'm tired of the guy who only posts his gay fantasies while avatarfagging with a character for manchildren
>>154634848Why is the hulkposter posting rape porn replying to a photo of kids. DocSpicPedo corrupted him
>>154637494It's skrullnic.
>>154637494That's a DCkek falseflag
>>154637489See>>154637494
>>154637468All Green Door does is to make sure that Hulk will eventually regenerate instead of getting killed. I don't see how that would affect the results of his past DB MU's. He'd still die to Doomsday and Broly but would just get better because of Green Door so the death wouldn't be permanent.
>>154637498It's obviously him. It's a new image and he ritualposts this one cropped exclusively. Turns out he thinks of kids while doing it.
>>154637505That was your post, falseflagging BITCH
>>154637490
>>154634448>Phil Connors scales to Galactus and Trigon
>>154637494I saw the hulkfag defend docspicpedo too. Sad another poster corrupted into a pedophile.
>>154637494I have personally asked that falseflagger to post one of my stolen images on /bant/, but he is obviously too afraid to do that. He is falseflagging as me and a sonicfag for some reason, as evident by deleting his posts when he messes up and posts a wrong image. Reason? I don't know.
All green posters eventually become diddybluds.Hulkpedo joins the ranks......
>>154637534how do we know that's not samenic
Why are DCkeks like this?
>>154637507>All Green Door does is to make sure that Hulk will eventually regenerate instead of getting killed. I don't see how that would affect the results of his past DB MU's. He'd still die to Doomsday and Broly but would just get better because of Green Door so the death wouldn't be permanenIncorrect. The Green Door shouldn't be a factor at all in death battles because it basically gives Hulk an infinite amount of tries to beat his enemy, meaning that he'll eventually beat whoever he's facing though a battle of attrition. Godzilla killed hulk an unfathomable amount of times and still lost because Hulk basically couldn't lose the fight. If you have Hulk the Green Door versus Broly or Doomsday, then they would lose as will. Maybe not on the first or hundredth fight. But by the millionth fight? Hulk would win because he's basically cheating
>IMG_4123Yeah it was the hulkfag. He exclusively phone posts while skrullnic uses Unix filenames on PC. DocGreen #2.
>>154637564Croatia disappointed
>falling for the falseflagKek. I thought you were smarter than that.
>>154637564I don't think docgreenpedo posted real kids. He posts shota and said a bunch of sus shit on /a/. It's genuinely worse this time.
>>154637542>accidentally post the wrong image to one of your copypastas>ask yourself to post it on /bant/ to cover up your fuck up>don't>this means it wasn't youyour logic doesn't make sense. wild.
>>154637557Just have some outversal feats that can destroy the below place or destroy the connection to itSuperman could do it
>>154637593Hulkfag is sliding like crazy. Slavs are notorious pedos. Archive it
>>154637593>wild>TokufagI have shat on Sonic since I got here. I have no reason and desire to even pretend to like it.
>hulkpedo reveals himselfFuuuuckkkk I actually liked hulkbro.Worse than tokufag and docpedospic.
>>154637613>shat on sonicwild. You said yourself that guy (you) is a sonic falseflagger. Is a copypasta about Sonic taking it up the ass praising him now?
Cucky Toku
>See filename of kid cosplay>H159.jpgBastard has 158 other pics of kids dressed as hulk. Sick Freak.
>>154637557Cheating is the most common form of winning in the show. Just look at characters like Kratos and popeye who are destined to never lose.
Why is the hulkpedo acting so defensive if he isn't guilty?
>>154637631>more schizo delusionsCool. Like I said, I have proved multiple times that I am who I said I was. The burden of proof isn't on me. There is a reason we have /bant/ threads and half of schizos here don't dare to venture into /bant/ threads.
It is fitting that Hulkanon is dealing with a doppelganger situation given Infernal Hulk is the Hulk's body being taken over by someone else of ill intent.
>>154637658Kek, got a good cuckle out of me.
>>154637654you posting on /bant/ does not cover your tracks for your fuck up. you're even getting your story on sonic mixed up. wild.
>GODnic GAPED the mind of /dbg/ againKek
>>154637685Confirmed to be Sub-Light Speed again.
>>154637673What fuck up? That sonicfag you claim is me never posted in /bant/ threads, even before he started acting like a schizo and falseflagging as multiple anons. Also, the posting style isn't remotely the same. Even though I can shitpost, I mostly try to stay cordial if possible. Like I said, the burden of proof is on the falseflagger.
>>154637693No
>>154637695Are you saying that SEGA is lying?
>>154637694>what fuck upyour fuck up>that sonicfag you claim is me never posted in /bant/ threadsall you need to do is not post it. which you did. wild.>also, the posting style isn't remotely the samelike you can't change your writing styles? wild.
>>154637724Retard
1 of 1 btwArchived, hulkposter making sexual remarks about childrendesuarchive.org/co/search/image/bo2ms1Sjr6hr2S3Ri72L0g
>>154637741It has been this way for years now. This is just the latest reconfirmation.
>>154637724Sega just doesn’t understand their character the way that us Sonic chads do, he is clearly boundless speed level and solos fiction. Just ignore that in the End battle he gets knocked unconscious, that’s just seva not understanding their character character.
>>154637756Cope
This is probably Skrullnic shitting up the thread, ignore him, not the first time he’s pretended to be someone else.
>>154637751>IMG filenameIsn't that the iphone filename system? Does Apple even sell their shit in his country
The retard sees kids dressed up as wonder woman and hulk and immediately thinks of porn.The original image of the kids cosplay was also labelled H158.jpg. hulk 158. Make of that what you will
Avatarfagging ShitpostingInternet drama
>>154637769Come on, you could at least make an argument, like devaluing information outside of the primary event sources.
>>154637775Yeah he's a proud IOSposter
>>154637407>Soon from the sea a noxious birth began;>Forgotten lands with weedy spires of gold;>The ground was cleft, and mad auroras rolled>Down on the quaking citadels of man.>Then, crushing what he chanced to mould in play,>The idiot Chaos blew Earth’s dust away.BOOOM.
>>154637751>Mobile filenameRetard-sama…
>>154637775Hulkbro uses mobile. Skrullnic was exposed as a Unix filenamefag.
>>154637803doesn't Hulkbro also use unix filenames though
>>154637823Nah. He either names the files or uses IMG_. In fact he said he didn't know how to randomizer filenames when arguing with a DCkek
AzaBOUNDLESS!!
>>154637835TIER 0thoth...
>sonic is now officially slower than Mario.Kekarooo.
............hulkpedo
>>154637849Is Mario actually light speed?
I think it's clear who really won this thread.
>>154637731I have literally never posted that and the fact that you still use that falseflag makes me think you are the one behind it. Kek, that was literally posted when I am usually asleep. Timezones are real, and I do have a job.
>>154637668>cuckleFreudian slip
>>154637775Android phone or sometimes pc. Depends on how much time I have and if I am home.
>>154637868>no actual proof to defend himself.wild.
>>154637873Just an IESLB on my side.
Well, this has been boring.
>>154637880>already posted all the proof>"doesn't count"Interesting.
>>154637874Why are people saying you use IMG filenames?
Oh, so its the wildfag shitposting againTypical from the cucky
>>154637896>>already posted all the proof>...by just not posting your fuck up on /bant/, because why would youwild.
>>154637864NTA, but no, probably not. Sonic probably outspeeds Mario, but not so much that Mario can't fight Sonic.I think Frontiers gives Sonic a lot more battle prowess compared to other games.Both are similarly durable in their basic states outside of gameplay constraints, though I do think that Mario has enough experience with a wider variety of opponents.Mario is definitely portrayed as stronger than Sonic usually is across a lot of media.That being said, I think that Base States only, Sonic wins since he has more control over how the fight plays out from his speed and ranged options.With power ups, I think Mario wins because the variety and wealth of options he has give him a lot more buffer to work with compared to Sonic, since Sonic's is mostly dependent on access to Rings for sustain.
>>154637897You would have to ask them.>>154637911>literally has no rebuttal and can only parrotInteresting.
>>154637920wtf an actual on topic post ?
>>154637929>no umy question is it was obvious you were falseflagging. you posting your usual images on /bant/ is not proof you didn't fuck up. it's wild you think that it covers your tracks for some reason.
>>154637920Could the plunder chest from Mario party allow Mario to steal an emerald from Sonic? That would actually cuck Sonic out of his super form.
>>154637490Booty sweat
>>154637920This anon has the most SOVL out of anyone in this thread for replying something powerscaling-related.
>>154637911
Post a screen capture of your gross Steve folder to own the trolls.
Sega keeps DOWNSCALING Sonic, /dbg/... make it stop...
I'm surprised Mario and Sonic Olympic winter games isn't used
after all this time you still can't post Kratos destroying a mountain
YOOOOOOOO HULKPEDOPHILE ON THE LOOSE HIDE YO KIDS
>>154637947>falseflagging pasta posted when I am asleep>me knowing anything about western indie moeshit and SonicYou are reaching. Hard.
>>154637936It is the main reason why I stop by these threads.I do typically like to make arguments that approach characters across the more... balanced valuations of evidence.Like, I think a degree of authorial intent matters for understanding the expectations we should have for a character. And that characters don't typically get treated as world ending abominations on their day to days indicates to me that they usually aren't beyond or usually even approaching planetary threat status.>>154637959Sure, I guess. But I don't want to invoke the party games because that's a silly rabbit hole where characters can be sent flying into the background or being frozen solid by snowballs.I also wouldn't afford Mario access to every single Wonder Flower effect, nor Sonic the Chaos Emerald Superpowers (from Superstars).
>>154637920With items Mario massively gaps sonic now.As with a power star Mario ferryed himself across the universe a 180 quadrillion times light speed (the same comparative scaling feat they used for bowsers speed.)Sonic is cooked.
Hulkbro used punctuation...but the impostor did not!
>>154638012The problem is that Mario vs sonic death battles only use canon material.This is a significant advantage to Mario's cast because shiggy and Nintendo has said countless times that EVERYTHING is canon. All of it Mean while the Mary games for sonic aren't considered canon.
>>154638012>Like, I think a degree of authorial intent matters for understanding the expectations we should have for a character.Death of the author
>>154638017I don't like Death Battle's approach to things these days.It feels like it just leaves behind a lot of the aspects that makes these characters who they are inside of the space of their stories.
You know what's really wild?Sonic winning
>>154638027I always try to be gramatically correct. Sometimes, an error still happens, but what can you do. English is my second foreign tongue after german. I don't count croatian because it is my native tongue.
>>154638009>>me knowing anything about western indie moeshit and Sonicwhy would you need to know anything about it if you're falseflagging? or are you still making up your mind if your copypasta was pro or anti sonic? wild.
>>154638027Huh, it is true. Falseflagger doesn't use periods.
>>154638038It's just how powerscaling is once you take what's happening at face value.There's an island in one of the Mario games where every mathematic concept in existence is real there and fundamentally holds the place together.So by nature that just makes the place multiversal.And since that place got destroyed in galaxy ls black hole extinction event. That makes that black hole multiversal. And since Mario tanked a few seconds of it before rosa saved the day. That makes Mario's durability low multiversal.It's stupid but that's just the nature of powerscaling.
>>154638059I thought he was always on his period.
>>154638049>can only spew schizo delusions and parrot himselfImpressive.
>>154638027>>154638059>Look inside thread>Every Hulk post uses punctuation
>>154638034I am pretty sure that SEGA has done the same on an official social media platform (leading to people trying to finagle Boom, Prime, and Speed Simulator into the game setting).I will admit that there is a degree to it where I am just applying my own biases towards what evidence should or shouldn't count when trying to describe a character, and my position is different from that of Death Battle's.>>154638035Death of the Author is just an argument regarding the approaches to literary analysis, you are allowed to agree or disagree with it.It isn't a law that you must follow, and I don't value its application within this space.That being said, its application in this space is a bit disjointed from its intended use case.
>>154638069With how long he has been doing it he is definitely menopausal now.
>>154638077>no actual argument wild.
>>154638095>can still only parrotKek. Like I said, the burden of proof isn't on me.
>>154638105>calling other people parrots when he's been repeating himself the entire timewild. your only "proof" is not posting your fuck up on /bant/. which is easy to do. nobody believes you.
>>154638063I will typically disregard Death Battle's analysis for these reasons.That being said, there is value to being able to look at Death Battle's approach and apply it when you are making arguments inside of that space.Like, I think Death Battle's MetCell conclusion is flawed because they made a lot of concessions so that Metal Sonic was working from a state he had never achieved in canon. They also used circular reasoning.
>>154638130What state are you saying exactly was never achieved?
>>154638129>nobody believes you.Most posters know that I am who I said I am. Only you and a couple of newfags are being delusional on purpose.
>>154638063Its why I think these fights should be looked at in multiple lenses; by lore, by feats, or by rough real world physics and rules.But that's not as exciting as one concrete answer.
>>154638148>people agree that post is a falseflag for sonic>even you agree that post is a falseflag for sonic>next post defending yourself you say you hate sonic and always have>now you're just bragging about being an avatarfag I'm noticing something.
>>154638129I don't believe YOU, wildfag
Ah I love speed scaling I shot a bullet I am now mach 2 speed.
>>154638178Pft, I dodged a laser and now I am faster than light and can circle the world dozens of times in seconds...
>>154638171I mean that just how comparative scaling works.And it's typically quite hard to argue against because it just boils down to I don't like that your comparing it.Is it dumb? Yeah but it usually makes sense too.
>>154638185Bro, I blocked the sun with my HAND, get on my level.
>>154638129>>154638148>>154638174hulk fag did post proof on bant before, the sonic fag never did
>>154638174>more schizo delusionsLike I have said, check the archive, the burden of proof isn't on me. First instance of falseflagging as me is when he started making threads on /co/ using my filenames to shill how anime and manga is better than comics, something that I would never do considering who I post.
>>154638206I looked up at the stars and shut my eyes, snuffing out all light from millions of light years away. I am MULTI-GALAXY level.
What are the benefits of avatarfagging
>>154638222>the sonic fag never didbecause a croatian flag would show up if the 'sonic fag' did
>>154638144Okay, so basically:Neo Metal Sonic from Heroes/Shadow GenerationsNeo from Sonic IDWNeo from Sonic Speed Simulatorare all different versions of Neo Metal Sonic, since Neo Metal Sonic is a state that basic Metal Sonic gets upgraded up to instead of being something he can just access at any given time.This distinction is important because Heroes and IDW have different Bio-Data sets that they have copied.Seemingly, Heroes and IDW have different requirements for achieving their 'Overlord' states (Heroes needed Bio-Data from all the Teams, Eggman, Chao, and Froggy, while IDW needed Sonic and Shadow plus the Master Emerald).Sonic Speed Simulator Neo Metal isn't even implied to do the copying thing, since his entire justification is that Eggman upgraded Metal Sonic with Chaos Emeralds and it made him grow big and Neo.Another aspect that is present in the IDW comic is that because Neo Metal needed new data on Sonic and Shadow, he doesn't have the continuity between versions. And his data got corrupted after the damage that led to his defeat as Master Overlord.In addition to this, the Copycat ability from Sonic Rivals isn't implied to be the same concept as the Bio-Data copying. This is because Metal Sonic has to do the Copycat scan each time he wants to use the signature move of his current opponent, which suggests that Metal doesn't keep a library of those copies like Neo does.So there isn't really a point in Metal Sonic's existence where he's had both Chaos Control, Silver's psychokinesis, and a Super form.
This is without any doubt one of the worst threads in /dbg/ history We don't even talk about fictional characters anymore, let alone Powerscaling. It's all just gay drama over faggots with no life outside of the internet trying to make themselves feel important by becoming thread personalities.I genuinely can't imagine something lower than this, we hit rock bottom
>>154638234Being a bitch.Attention whoring.Looking like a faggot.ERP.Samefaggotry and agenda posting.
>>154638249>THEY HAVE NO LIVES BECAUSE THEY ATTACH AN IMAGE TO THEIR POSTS, UNLIKE ME!!kwab
>>154638249It is funny that this is right below someone making an essay comment on a specific character powerscaling topic.
>>154638239Based powerscaling poster>>154638249Cringe whiny bitch poster
>>154638260I think there's a difference between supporting a character/posting pictures of said character and spending the entire thread just talking about (you) and trying to make clear who you are at all moments Look at the Gojo or Makima posters, they post their characters and sometimes identify each other as the Gojo/Makima faggots, but you never see a Gojo poster going "hey I always use two dots at the end of my posts, don't mistake me with other JJK anons" or something gay like that
>>154638249Its sad how you're completely right.
Yeah wildfag andsonicfag lost
Post jobbers with AURA
>>154638239Eh I think your splitting hairs.All metal really needs was chaos control and super neo to win anyway.Well technically he didn't. As base metal massively out scales at well. And they low balled the shit out of it but whatever
>Powerscaling thread>Looks inside>Thread celebrity drama
>>154638249You aren't wrong, but there has been other /dbg/ threads with way worse thread personality wars than this one. It gets worse at night time
If you're an avatarfag you lost. Simple as.
>>154638316How does base metal even compete with cell? He can die by crashing into a wall.
>>154638338Say the magic words "Comparative scaling"Base Metal being able to fight evenly with base sonic basically means he adopts all his feats.This goes for shadow as well. So shadow being able to beat metal overlord in the past means that shadow has grown leagues stronger and no longer would need super shadow to beat metal over lord. And since current day metal fights evenly with sonic and shadow means he's the same.
>>154638338If you didn't realize by now Sonic as a franchise gets so much wank strictly because of comparative scaling.3 supers where needed to fight solaris who was multiversal? That means super neo metal was multiversal for needing 3 modern day supers to beat him
I just want the attention my mother never gave me...
>>154638390Everyone in this thread...
I just want my waifu to be real…
>>154638403Everyone in this thread and outside of it...
>>154638409>>154638409
>>154638316I don't think the scaling makes sense.And it isn't the only thing I think is bad about the episode's analysis.Like they reference an ability from Rivals and Rivals 2, but Rivals 2 also makes it clear that Rings are a power source for the character's abilities.They say Chaos Energy is similar enough to Ki for Metal to use Cell's techniques, but not the inverse, even though Cell has a good example of non-genetic ability mimicry with the Instant Transmission.They also use a very circular argument to give Metal Sonic Time Eater scaling.>Popup: Metal Sonic should outclass the younger Classic Super Sonic, who also fought Time Eater, and is capable of matching Modern Super Sonic, Shadow and Silver after copying their bio-data. Super Neo Metal Sonic and Modern Super Sonic have also fought evenly in Sonic Speed Simulator.
