What is your most wanted fight?
I am honestly hoping for more cape fights now that Sentry vs Prime was a success. Wouldn't mind Hulk returning.
After Goku died the first time he went King Kai's planet which has 10 time earth's gravity and he couldn't even stand up straight. Which means he wasn't even as strong as Spider-Man. Later he almost died to 100 times earth's gravity on the way to Namek which means when he beat Nappa he wasn't even as strong as 100 men.
It's just to perfect
>>154638416A rematch with Broly or Doomsday is his next likely fightBut personally I want him to fight Atrocitus
>>154638409Something with KINOhou
>>154638409
>>154638475I would be cool with the flash or manhattan even. Hell, Sol badguy is thematically good, I just don't how high does GG scale.
>>154638409MHA needs another win!
Who would be a fitting match for Demi-fiend?
Cucky toku
>>154638484>Weaker than SAVAGE hulkGREEDulk cannot have his cake and eat it too
>>154638515>Out of nowherewild.
>>154638409>Dungeon Meshi and Frieren new seasons in October 2027They should do the elf mage fight to capitalize
>>154638519I wonder if this will be adapted in X-men 97?
We went 9 entires posts without the word cuck or its variations. I'm PROUD of US.
Cucky Charizard will never have this
>>154638416Weren’t you the nigger who keeps saying Sentry would and avatar fag as him? Now you think we can all be buddy buddy? KILL YOURSELF DISINGENUOUS BITCH Sentry lost
>>154638511Etrigan
>>154638542*win
I’m trans btwSentry lost
>>154638409Kino
Speaking of Charizard, who wins this? Assume it's just a random 'zard vs a random Ratha
>>154638554Avatarfagging as me nowSentry lost Composite Marvel lost Hulk lost
I’m sorry, The Sentry RAPED me in the sizzling summer of 97 whilst fighting himself over the Void, I am a victim…Sentry lost
any other HERO out there that needs to be jumped by their entire roster of superheroes so they have a chance of winning?
>>154638588Galactus is weak WeakSentry lost
Khorne Nurgle Tzeentch Slaanesh
>>154638511Nerevarine
>>154638538A cute Egyptian Jackal Girl?
>>154638316I don't think the scaling makes sense.And it isn't the only thing I think is bad about the episode's analysis.Like they reference an ability from Rivals and Rivals 2, but Rivals 2 also makes it clear that Rings are a power source for the character's abilities.They say Chaos Energy is similar enough to Ki for Metal to use Cell's techniques, but not the inverse, even though Cell has a good example of non-genetic ability mimicry with the Instant Transmission.They also use a very circular argument to give Metal Sonic Time Eater scaling.>Popup: Metal Sonic should outclass the younger Classic Super Sonic, who also fought Time Eater, and is capable of matching Modern Super Sonic, Shadow and Silver after copying their bio-data. Super Neo Metal Sonic and Modern Super Sonic have also fought evenly in Sonic Speed Simulator.
>>154638599Notice how every green character GOT folded and the Hulk Third Worlder thinks would stand a chance against Superboy Prime
>Hulk the Third Worlder thinks wouldLMAO
>>154638542>schizo delusionsWhy would I avatarfag as someone who is weaker than the Hulk?
>>154638484Hulk should fight Azzy or slayer from blazblue and guilty gear respectively since tard strength omnipotence is theme easy with Hulk scaling
>>154638629CHADvel green characters >>>>> DCkek weakling green characters
>>154638409Caliborn VS Prime. Could play way more into the meta angle with Prime hyping himself up after beating Sentry on the db reddit only for Caliborn to troll him and call him a weak loser faggot. Thus leading to a cosmos ending brawl over a flame war.
>>154638543Whats etrigans strongest feat that makes him contend with smt?
>>154638653How high does GG scale? I heard that it can go pretty high.
>>154638676NTA, but based on the ending of Strive, it is just the good ol'InfMult setting with lots of layered places.
someone's hero watching another man make his wife cum
idk I think Gilgamesh would beat Dr. Doom personally.
>puts Dekuck in his rightful place "YOU'RE FUARKING NEXT, NUTSACK!"
>>154638599>Yes, you are all wrong
>>154638710>>154638716
>>154638623Well yes, but also any sort of cute girl in general and monster x girl relationship.
cucky Asta
>>154638747>cuckmaker AstaFTFY >>154638735
>>154638656MM would beat the Hulk Sentry Hulk
Caine, the first vampire
>>154638668Extremely dubious Presence scaling, otherwise he kinda handily loses since DemiFiend has a lot more powers at his disposal.>>154638664>"I refuse to be ragebaited by a fucking Homestuck character."
>>154638644>Why would I avatarfag as someone who is weaker than the Hulk?To falseflag. You obviously really like doing that, skrullnic.
>>154638710crazy how this isn't even slander. its just something that literally happened in the manga. The author said yes we need to have our love interest be raped while Guts watches. And somehow this continued to be popular for years afterwards??
>>154638774It's supposed to be dark and give him more MOUNTAINS to climbSame for the Diddynovan ah blud moment
>>154638710I wish this would happen to my hero!
My hero is kind, brave, and always ready to help WEAKLING
>Guts is just the BLACKED Swordsman>Kirito is also the BLACKED SwordsmanDo we have an actual "Black Swordsman" who isn't some sort of sissy cuckold
>>154638773If you cannot see the difference between my posts and the falseflagger's, you gotta be mentally diabled. Sorry, but come on.
Wait a second...the retcon punch is just run-of-the-mill reality manipulation! You bastards lied to me!
>>154638796Deku...
>>154638804>>154638716
>>154638805That's because there is no difference.
>>154638815Asta isn't called the Black Swordsman though, he's just a Black Bull
>>154638409>What is your most wanted fight?Might as well make Kratos' win official.
>>154638711Does Doom even have anything that can match Ea?
>>154638819There is, very much so.
>>154638826But he uses a sword. That should count for something.
>>154638828
>>154638828In fairness, I've never seen Azathoth do this. So of course Kratos stomps.
>No diff Goku all of Dragon Ball>No diff Ainz and all of Overlord
>>154638768>"Uh huh. Whatever helps you sleep at night you DC FRAUD!">".......I'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S A FRAUD YOU SHITTY WEB COMIC BITCH!"
>>154638809Post reality warping bringing back the original Captain Marvel back from the dead
>>154638836Keep telling yourself that. We all believe you.
>>154638856
>>154638828Lovecraft bros will NOT take this lying down...
I don't think Caliborn's ragebait of "Y'know Sentry sucks and that was all just chainscaling right? Gwenpool would have won btw." would work when SBP can just go "Umm, you're from Homestuck." He'd have to be from an actually respectable franchise
>>154638774>Guts is a raped cuck that watched his best friend fuck his girlfriend
>SBP just quotes the entire Andrew Hussie Toby Fox copypasta at Caliborn and "Remind me again, whatever happened to Tumblr?"
>"Haven't you ever read Homestuck you big freaking nerd? No? Me neither, I wouldn't blame you."
What is Homestuck even about
>>154638947Weak bitches.
>>154638947It's a webcomic about growing up
>>154638964Then how come its fans never learned to grow up.
>>154638947Some green retard.
>>154638435>t.retard
>>154638920Wouldn't Caliborn just go "Glad I killed that guy."
>>154638971Because an author writing about growing up while not being grown up himself is generally ineffective
>>154638887woah! he must be running faster than Usain Bolt!
>>154638947Some kids play a vidya game with existential consequences
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0ivQkZuATeg
>>154638947It’s about early 2000s rejects thinking they can beat up the football players because they have an anime/manga club
>"Homestuck sucks.">"I know."
Pokemon LOST.
>ShitstuckWe prefer Undertale/Deltarune here
>>154638902Prime's a manchild. All Caliborn would have to say is "Superman is a shit superhero and Marvel is miles better than DC" to set him off
>>154639003>ripping off animal crossing as well You want to goon so much, PalBitch
Lord British
It is pretty funny that Prime trying to fire back "Homestuck sucks" would be completely ineffective on Caliborn/LE since he also hates Homestuck. Unlike Prime he had the balls to actually kill the creator of it
>>154639027>homestuck calling anyone a manchildGet a life
>>154639042Prime affected DC editorial, Prime farts and composite (fanfiction as well) Homestuck is last week’s toilet paper
>>154638890>Cracking an old one
>>154639043Anon thats the point of the matchup. Caliborn and Prime are both manchildren that became their own powerfag OCs and made it everyone else's problem.
>shitdeltale/Shartarune We prefer Touhou here
Primus sucks.
... my dick
>>154639054>Only threatened >Not outright killing Weak
>>154639061Except Prime is endearing and likable unlike anything from your 2000s culture webcomic for loser.
>>154639061This. The comical part being that English would "win" simply because he is more autistic than Prime so Prime would leave to touch grass first thus losing
>>154639095Likeability has no bearing in the fight. Prime still loses the matchup
>>154638876But you can do that with reality manipulation. That's the whole point.
>>154639103Prime flips the table and walks out of the fight, English treats it as a win and debates it to Wiz and Boomstick that since Prime is no longer existing in the fighting space, he's dead, so English wins.Then he kills Wiz and Boomstick and narrates why he won.
>>154638409Beyond the Grave Brandon Heat and Hellsing Alucard
>>154639109Nope, prime is winning. Fight squirrel, she’s more your speed. Unpopular gag character faggots like to push
>>154639112Nope, there’s a higher power stopping Captain Marvel from resurrecting
>>154639113>Prime yells at him to fuck off from off screen and that Death Battle is a shit show run by retards
>>154639155I could also see the episode 'canonizing' the concept of the loser lounge and having Superboy Prime having them all fight Lord English while he works out a plan.
AHH YEAH THAT BREEZE FEELS GOOD!TIME TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF SOME WEAKLINGS!
>>154639168Wait.Why does Thor need to breathe?
>>154639172>Basically a repeat of LE clowning on the infinite god ghost army>Prime going "seriously guys do I need to do everything?"
>>154639135With reality manipulation, you can just say...no there isnt.
>>154639182No, quite literally, Captain Marvel cannot be resurrected. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Death_of_Captain_Marvel
>Suddenly Primefags exists
>>154639212This happens for every 'hero' character in a Death Battle.
>>154639212Prime is better than marvel. Fuck off, no one likes your sentry agenda then and no one likes your hulk agenda now.
>>154639212>>154639218>One minute apart SameBITCH Croatia STINKS
>>154639232I can't even tell you where Croatia is on the map
>>154639232Schizo
>>154638920but caliborn literally killed hussie, he also thinks that his writing is shit and that he would do a better job
>>154639254Doesn't the SnapChat epilogue even allude to the idea that Lord English can still come back?
>>154639227Holy schizo. Isn't Marvel literally GAPING DC in everything besides comics and even in comics, they are ahead only a few percent?
>>154638890Uhhh based?
>>154639268Post ending HS is even more of a mess than regular HS. There's insinuations that LE is fine or will return between that and Ult Dirk being a thing as he is technically part of LE and ultimately his puppet
>>154639282NTA, but Absolute Batman is continuing to run strongly ahead of Marvel's current line.Maybe... I am terrible at reading those kinds of stats.
>>154639268i don't know, i only read up until the act 7 ending animation, thought "ok that's quite enough" and didn't interact with any of the epilogues or other shit
>Avatarfag ETLB
>>154639284what the FUCK is happening in baki
>>154639307I liked what I saw of the animations and gameplay parts and it had good music but the constant, long pesterlogs just got completely insufferable to read. I don't know how anyone could actually FINISH Homestuck!
>>154639319They introduced Deep Ones and the cast is currently fighting the fish people.
Coming through.
>>154639323I blitz the last third of Homestuck in like three days.I felt like death afterwards.
>>154639282Infernal Hulk flopped and Hulk has zero solo projects so you can't talk
>>154639282>>154639293The Absolute universe is raping and gaping marvel... even though Absolute Batman is woke
>>154639235
>>154639323honestly i got to the ending out of sheer sunk cost, even though the story became a mentally ill tumblr shipper mess, all the interesting parts faded over time, and characters started to act on autopilot as the concept of "this is how things are supposed to go because muh time paradoxes and predestination" replaced literally every other narrative force, so even reading the pesterlogs was useless because the motivations or personalities of the characters didn't matter at all anymore for the plot
>sales>avatarfaggotry>random homestuck discussion...death battle?
>>154639366... is gay
>>154639366OK POST A CHARACTER WHO COULD DEFEATGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ! ! !IN A DEATH BATTLE, UNIRONICALLY
>>154639366We're just trying to make it to the next matchup, which hopefully isn't completely uninteresting garbage like Aang vs Whoever The Fuck
>>154639357kek
>>154639383MakimaSuperboy PrimeSukunaDio Brandoand many more
>>154639383HulkSonic
>>154639366They did a Homestuck podcast episode, Dave vs Homura Akemihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrZxyXM0nsM
>>154639383pic related could beat him easily.
>>154639340>>154639347>comicsPretty sure Marvel is BTFO-ing DC in vidya, movies and animated projects and in comics, DC is ahead a few percent only in market share.
>>154639383Hulk, easily at that.
>>154638826>Black BVLL
>>154639383*Slashes through your infinity and one shots you worse than Sukuna did*
>>154638947he's a terrific athlete
>>154639411>JOBSTOUNLIMITEDVOIDulk
I'm actually quitting Death Battle and starting nofap just so you know. Something none of you shitskins can do.
>>154639438okay have fun i guess
>>154639066say that again bitch
>>154639383
>>154639401Who won that?
>>154639438>Doing it to put yourself above others spitefully'You" will still be a 'weakling'.
>>154639475isn't he way too slow even with Dabura capping the speed?
>>154639383Anything with time space abilities.Anything that just blows up the planet and leaves him to die in space.
>>154639481I think they called it a narrow Dave victory
>>154639481Dave beat Homura in the dbcast
Why didn't >>154639453 just revive my husband like I asked, jackass?
>>154639509Because you were naughty and so you get coal for christmas
>>154639489Yes. He's a fucking cripple who rides a horse. I think being generous if Gojo stood still like a mouth breather then Johnny could maybe kill him. But then again Gojo could just use his domain.Or use Blue to fling him away.Or use Red to blast him away.Or use Purple to completely delete him.
>>154639113Is there anyone who can actually kill Wiz and Boomstick? Cucky SBP, cucky Mask, cucky Bill Cipher are all effectively stuck in their shitty little TV.
>>154639489>He doesn't know about stand stat scaling Oh, NONONONO...
>>154639538Deadpool could pull it off.
>>154639538Toon force users would be able toDeadpool was able to interact with themScooby hurt their eyes with the triangle
Which franchise has the most victories on death battle?
>>154639489>Below Average Human initially (Due to being disabled, he is forced to crawl at worst) with Massively FTL reactions (Shot Funny Valentine before D4C had a chance to attack him; shot THE WORLD in the shoulder). Massively FTL attack speed with Act 1 | Massively FTL with Act 2 | Massively FTL with Act 3 | Massively FTL with Act 4 (It is the bullet itself that Johnny shoots)
>Johnny is MFTL>J-Just don't ask why he didn't instantly win the steel ball run race!
Vtubers job to ojiisan cock
>>154639550
https://www.youtube.com/live/7thDo_eI1Kw?is=ddba9EYXesTV5FD5Db cast is up
>>154639588YUP, mine!
>>154639550https://youtu.be/2DaSMDABj00Hiei crushing him was kino
>>154639591We need more myth/epic poem fights
>>154639591Lame, give us the invincible fight
>>154639591>jobs to a SINGULAR hit to his fucking heel Bring me some SERIOUS contenders, not JOBchilles.
>>154639587>Do not attempt to holistically remove the existence of FTL ratings from the verse based on any perceived inconsistency or outliers. Multiple threads have been put forward over several years regarding this topic, and have been repeatedly rejected. The series possesses multiple, consistent FTL feats and statements for multiple characters and Stand abilities.>Do not attempt to remove or downgrade Silver Chariot's second slicing on Hanged Man below Massively FTL. This includes but is not limited to, arguing Polnareff's individual inability to track Hanged Man, arguing for anti-feats based on Silver Chariot's other showings, or arguing against Stand autonomy and User-to-Stand control. As covered in the previously named discussion threads, Silver Chariot's speed surpasses Polnareff's reactions—which is consistent with other Stand users across the series—and is blatantly able to blitz Hanged Man. This is also confirmed by the JoJo 6251 Databook which states that Silver Chariot is easily able to tag lightspeed enemies, and supported by several accepted calculations.
You guys reading any material with your heroes or?
with modern day Swank would Jotaro win a rematch against Kenshiro?
>>154639626Good luck even getting to his BeoSLOW
>>154639659No because Kenshiro still just needs to touch Jotaro once and he wins.
>>154639646>D-DO NOT! JUST DON'T OKAY?!
>>154639674Is Kenshiro fast enough to do so with Swanked MFTL+ speeds
>>154639598Of course, no one can beat Hiei when he's Super 17!
>>154639587Because he never cared about winning the race?Have you read SBR? This argument would work with Gyro or Diego, not Johnny.
>>154639703If Gyro and Diego are MFTL then why didn't they win the race instantly
>>154639682Yes
>>154639659Hell no. Kenshiro is too retardedly OP because of his ability to make any living being implode with just his fingers. No amount of jojo swank is getting past that shit.
>>154639711DO. NOT....
>>154639591>>154639604These matches flop no one actually cares about these other than turbo fags
>>154639658My hero doesn't have any reading material. Well any canon reading material.
>>154639711Gyro has no stand and I don't think Diego has stand stat scaling (and as far as I know they can't scale to D4C in speed like Tusk can) so neither of them are MFTL
Pre-Saiyan Saga Goku is unironically weaker than Spiderman
>>154639728Yes I agree. You know what we need? Another MHA/JJK/CSM MU instead.
>>154638409With the new Ghost in the Shell anime, I think they should get around to this one.
>>154639748Depends, Spider-Man beat firelord who could destroy a moon sized asteroid while Pre Saiyan saga Goku scales to Roshi blowing up the moon.
>>154639763Agreed
>>154639659Jorato's problem is that he is a punch merchant with 0 useful haxCharacters like Johnny, Weather Report, Valentine, or Kira have abilities that could Kill Kenshiro even of they are weaker, so the wanked speed actually matters because it allows them to land their hax Jorato even with wanked speed needs to engage in Stand to hand combat against Kenshiro and that's already a Losecon for him
>>154639755Kino BATTLE
>>154639761WHAT A BRILLIANT IDEA!
>>154639761Yes! Against a street tier opponent!
>>154639784JOHNNY JOHNNY!
>>154639755This actually makes Megumi look cool, holy shit!
Kenshiro finger blasts Jotaro and his entire verse
>>154639761>>154639814Toga vs Neo is right there.
>>154639755This would be so much better if the camera didn't shake non stop
When is this BEAST getting a matchup?
Beowolf sounds like that cool college student Kratos was jealous of
>>154639814
>>154639840Toga is for Power
>>154639873It took 8 years for Soul Eater to get a second episode...So you can start counting after we get Nero vs Geats
>>154639873
I just finished my hero.And you mean to tell me DEKU was getting KEKED by a WOMEN that was FUCKING DEAD for YEARS? Are we for fucking serious?Also it was always retarded that ochako reciprocated togas feelings. Regardless of being saved. Toga still attempted to kill basically everyone that ochako knows.
>>154639910>First episode to get -1 views
>Step 1: Get a 0 to 1026 number. >Step 2: check what Pokemon that is.>Step 3: Check the same number's associated SCP article. >Step 4: report back with how that pairing plays out as a fight.Generally if the Pokémon can probably 'escape' an scp like walking out of the infinite ikea then you can chalk it up as a win for the mon. On the flip side if the scp is inanimate and not dangerous but the pokemon can't reasonably be expected to destroy it then go ahead and count it as a draw.The pokemon used are all assumed to average/wild versions of their species. SCP's are extremly varied ofc so i'd expect you to practice a lot of executive call making.With many SCPs being inanimate or area phonomonons some rolled encounters won't really led themselves well to being called a fight but that is part of the fun. Toss it out and try again or try to make it work.>Pre-set random-number-generatorhttps://www.calculator.net/random-number-generator.html?slower=1&supper=1028&ctype=1&s=5768&x=Generate>Pokédexhttps://www.pokemon.com/us/pokedex>SCP Series 1 https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-seriesExample:The 682 matchup is pic related.
Why is Jojo allowed to have 25000x FTL scaling off Silver Chariot quite literally tagging a character too fast for him without explicitly forcing him into a certain trajectory but Dabura "transcending the limits of humanity" which is quite literally identical to Kashimo's CT description caps JJK's speed again?
>"Mark... I did it... I finally killed Gwen...">"Eve that was our unborn child."
>>154639926He's not the only one.
>>154639659No because Kenshiro would still be intangible and could still kill Jotaro with just a touch, or just literally punching yhe ground really hard because even with JJBA Country-Level Timestop Barrage wank Kenshiro still oneshots him off any of his stray attacks
>>154639961
>Casually enters the thread....
>>154639986I don't think jojofags understand that scaling and speed are meaningless because the main argument here is that Kenshiro can still kill Jotaro with a single touch, and he doesn't have a way to counter that.
>>154640004*eats all 20 fingers in one bite/gulp*
>>154640004Shhh, the first loser of RAPE Battle is walking in. Listen and LEARN from the Homelander RAPE battle victim
>>154639952Because Jojo is consistent with it's FTL speeds while JJK is consistently not FTL at all
>>154639947842: Appletun should have no issue demolishing some torture rack.>>154639947Favoritism.
>>154639952The same reason why CSM wants able to scale from Pochita's universal reset despite powerscalers almost always using that even if it doesn't make senseJust a bias for old good new bad.
>>154640011Also literally no JJBA character barring maybe Johnny or Gyro could even touch Kenshiro while he's in Musou Tensei
>>154640030>>154639986ahem. sorry, the answer to your post is Favoritism.
>>154640021>Because Jojo is consistent with it's FTL speedsWhy didn't Jotaro use his FTL speeds to instantly travel to Cairo. Why didn't Jotaro use his country level strength just to wipe Egypt off the planet to kill Dio?
>>154640004Damn! He's here again today! Perhaps he won't try and rape me if I shit myself beforehand. It's worth a shot...*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPFPFPFLFLFFLFLFLFLFLFLFLF*
>>154638409I missed the last 2 threads, I was busy at my university. Did I miss anything important?
Why don't any of the Jojo characters ever use their Kilotons to Gigatons Attack Potency in a fight?
>>154638409Strange vs. Reimu
>>154639003Made for Human Men.
>>154640004Fart chamber victim
>>154640070Why didn't Dio just instantly catch up to a car instead of needing to get one of his own to pursue them?
>>154640067Sonic.....
>>154640077TRVKE
Why didn't Silver Chariot use the fact he's 1500x faster than Hanged Man to just swing his sword at the general area he's in and hit him that way
>>154639489Part 7 and 8 really don't have that impressive speed feats, you pretty much need to scale THE WORLD to The World to get high speeds even though the former is just a reference to the latter >>154639547as we all know, stand stats are bullshit
>>154640004>Is it fortune or misfortune? Before he knew it this man who had specialized in fighting all his life had developed a singular power, something unexpected. He was suddenly able to identify the weak points of anyone within his sight. From cancer cells which hadn't yet been diagnosed to cavities in someone's teeth! He was so sensitive to any weaknesses that he was unable to look at anyone without focusing on them. Once it was well honed fists, once it perfectly sharpened swords, once it was flying bullets and eventually it was modern weapons. He smashed them, crushed them and over came them! He insulted them, laughed at them and eventually destroyed them! The brute strength pro didn't have a single failure in his life.
Cucky Jotaro letting a murderer fuck and marry Jolyne
>>154639884Apart from "uses blood" what connections to Toga and Power even have?
Every single Jojo character chainscaling to Silver Chariot leads me to believe that a lot of Powerscaling is just someone managing to establish a Status Quo regardless of how valid it is
>>154639557and Apocalypse since with a stomp he was able to shatter the camera in the animation and outside the animation
>>154640133Hot blondes who kneel to my cock
>>154640145R>F BEAST!
>>154640133More than Bakugo and Reze.
>>154639659only if they keep Kenshiro’s stats the same
>>154640110because he isn't 1500x ftland neither is Dio
Remember "Simon is only Galaxy level. Not Multi-Galaxy, Galaxy."
>>154640004
The GODcredible HulkGodjiro HanmaCaptain GodimarThe Super Godrio BrosSpongeGod Squarepants SeGodta Sanshiro and God NorrisGodsiedGodsbunny
>>154640208Fags.
>>154640208
>>154640208Two heroes and a bunch a of cucks
>>154639952I mean Silver Chariot still needed to strike Hangman while it was travelingin-context it sounds like aim attacking but when shown it's just straight up attacking the light while it's moving
>>154638710>>154638774>>154638786>>154638907How more fucking disingenuous can /dbg/ get?
>>154640204>Yujiros cock can withstand raping an super acid drenched pussyFUCKKKKK SuperStoop could never do that!
>>154640059>Why didn't Jotaro use his FTL speeds to instantly travel to CairoReaction speeds=\=travel speed >Why didn't Jotaro use his country level strength just to wipe Egypt off the planet to kill Dio?Because he isn't a crazy mass murderer, and that wouldn't work in the first place because DIO is just as strong so he would end up killing a bunch of people for nothing
>>154640216>zoophiliaunironically kys
>>154640236
>>154640220oh okay so why didn't he just swing his sword around everywhere at 1500x-25000x FTL speeds and hit the SoL Hanged Man that way?
>>154640244Goatse in the backgroundHaha
>>154640110Because Hanged Man is a literal photon, so even if you just randomly swing at 2500x LS you wouldn't hit it
>>154640236>NOOOOOOO MY WIFE WOULD NEVER DO THAT AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
>>154640233If Jotaro was truly FTL then he could just save everyone in Egypt except for Dio>because DIO is just as strong so he would end up killing a bunch of people for nothingJust do it during the day. Dio would die instantly in the sun.
>>154640271
>>154640261I don't know but Polnareff's strategy was to strike it while it was traveling instead of letting it travel directly to SC's sword
Is Demi-Fiend vs Spawn a good MU? I don't know shit about SMT
>>154640293>Denj: "Where is Reze? Is she safe?"
>>154640328SMT pity win
>>154640282You are intentionally ignoring the "Reaction speeds=\= travel speed" part
>>154640328
>FAGtaro>FAGshiro>FAGi-fiend>FAGawn
>>154640336it's only a pity win if Constantine vs Raidou happens and they lose
>>154640336Nah, Spawn wins because I said so.>>154640349>Disrespecting our KING.
>>154640349
>>154639383Anyone above country level.
so what would happen if every dc and marvel character punched you at the same time?
>>154640372TANK it and my CHADura would turn everyone into FAGGOTS.You know what happens after that.
>>154640372i'd defect them with my CRIMSON POWER
>>154638758vs Dracula
>>154640349… are all better than KEKnic the WEAKhog.
>>154640408>no mention of ABOVECHRISTnic>Still thinks of him
>>154640021yeah jojo is consistent, consistently not ftl that is
>>154640390>MySELFINSERTnic the KEKhog.
>>154639659better question is if they could make Kira v Adachi a lot closer
>>154640415TARDnic the OUTEDHIMSELFhog >>154640390
>>154640382
>>154640421Kira has the same win con as Kenshiro where he just needs to touch Adachi to win. But Adachi would get SMT wanking like Joker did and he has multiple fast range attacks. Hell, Adachi's gun would just kill Kira.
Your hero is not MFTL. Your hero is not even FTL.Your hero is not multiversal.Your hero gets knocked out all the time.You are a liar, and you are swine.
Shadow vs Wario soon
>>154640444FAGlly...
>BLASPHEMOUS JEWnic the HEBREWhog acting as if Jesus wouldn't FORGIVE and REDEEM him and his entire verse.
What is up with the AI spam?
>>154640459You can be stronger than Jesus and still be forgiven by him. Post Jesus destroying a universe.
>>154640390>>154640391BEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBE
Something with Yu-Gi-Oh
>>154640372>punchedKEK-A-DODDLE-FUCKIN'-DOO
>>154640269polnareff already saw the flash of hanged man jumping between reflections way before the coin stunt, if he's really that fast he could have struck at any point without resorting to any trick. silver chariot (or any other stand, besides the ones that turn into energy) simply isn't that fast.
>>154640487???
>>154640482>You can be stronger than Jesus and still be forgiven by him.No, you can't be stronger than God.>Post Jesus destroying a universe.We already know He can, for He is omnipotent.The universe exists because of Him.You are asking if the Sun shines.
>>154640482Jesus doesn't destroy.He loves.He FORGIVES and REDEEMS.
>Your hero is not MFTL. Your hero is not even FTL.>Your hero is not multiversal.>Your hero gets knocked out all the time.>You are a liar, and you are swine.
>>154640490>FAGojo couldn't tank a single punch so now he's permanently retarded
>>154640514>File nameAww:)
>>154640416l-look, they NEED city level minimum and light speed or above otherwise some things about diocard are gonna be called into question
>>154640434>poting zoophilia
>>154640514>adorableI hate BROWN!
>>154638627Super Sonic being listed as Sub-Light Speed for nearly 20 years of SEGA official character profiles should be enough to say that Super Sonic isn't FTL.
>poting
>>154640549
YANKEE DOODLE CAME TO TOWNAH-RIDIN' ON A PONYSTUCK A FEATHER IN HIS HATAND CALLED IT MACARONI
>>154640501Baku is a better opponent to Kaiji
>>154640487A relationship (something cucky Charizard will never have)
>>154640549They're all human.
>>154640549ESLnic...
>>154640553BETTERMANtos was TEACHING DNBsura...
>>154639961Missed opportunity to have an alternate reality child of mark who survived the abortion menace.
>>154640565Why? Atem is King of Games.
Post Goku lifting 41 tons
After hours of research I have concluded that Sonic won.
>>154640561Yes, I made a spelling mistake, I am phoneosting. Now STFU.>>154640562I don't care for CSM. Stop posting that garbage.>>154640574Nigs will never be human.>>154640575Never accuse of being a SAMEnic tard again, anon. First and last warning.
>>154640216What’s with the captain olimar memes?
>>154640592>phoneostingESLnic. You can still apologize for your unforgivable behavior.
>>154640584He's more known for Duel Monsters and not OG yugioh, that's all
Behold the king, let it be knownWho sits upon the throne...BEHOLD THE KING!LONG LIVE THE KING!!!!BEHOLD THE KING!LONG LIVE THE KIIIING!!!!!!
>>154640416>In part 2 Joseph has relativistic feats, and Kars blatantly displays FTL reactions on screen >SP and TW have WoG confirmed FTL>The sun and Hanged Man show consistency for Silver chariot >RHCP shows that stands can indeed reach Relativistic to light speeds and in this same fight Jotaro is once again confirmed to be FTL AND CD gets a relativistic feat >In part 6 SF can tag relativistic Meteors, and Jotaro is the only one who can even hope to land a hit on the infinitely accelerating Pucci once again showing consistency This is way more than anything you can show for JJK btw
>>154640490>SHITjo’s Infinity jobbed to a single punch
>>154640604>phoneostingI FUCKING THIS SHIT PHONE AAAAA
>>154640607Post FAGawn not punching down in his match ups.
>>154640549>/pol/babbleSHITler LOST.
>>154640618He won against Ghost Rider and KRATOS.Now post SHITNIGG having 4 wins and zero losses in 1v1s.
>>154640607Silence, undefeated BEAST. A 1*-2 sub-5 foot weakling sissy is SPEAKING.
>>154640628KEKAROOOOOOOOO!
Gay ass unc memes.
>>154640628Kek? Aroo, of course!
>Sonic is 3'3"Holy kek! They weren't kidding about calling him the SMALL hedgehog, no wonder that SISSY acts like he's got something to prove
>>154640625I don't give a fuck about /pol/ or whites for that matter, nigs will never be humans.
>SMALLER THAN BEJITA.KEKAROOBYDOOBYDOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>154640611>>In part 2 Joseph has relativistic featspffff. lmaousing jjk to push this wank now? breh
>my COCK is bigger than Sonic...
Even the average medically defined midget heightmogs Sonic btw
>>154640627>Won against FAGrider and FAGtos and FAGucard and FAGnom4 wins against 4 WEAK FAGGOTS? Is that supposed to impress me?
>>154640696Post Sonic winning against all 4 of them on 1v1s.
You could literally eat Sonic
You could literally rape Sonic
You could BETRAY Sonic and keep him TRAPPED in your ass and no one would ever know.
There are some pigs that could literally just crush Sonic under their own weight and mount him.Seals and dolphins are also notorious documented rapists so he would be mounted by them too given the sheer size difference
>>154640677There's no need to push anything CANON battle already drilled the fact that Jojo is MFTL in the minds of all normies Also the JJK mention is because of the post asking why Jojo is considered FTL while JJK isn't
>>154640700>Trying to hand Sonic more pity wins
You could kill Sonic by leaving him in your car.
>>154640724>Trying to hand random animals more pity rapes
>>154640741>Acting as if Sonic ever won against anyone on a 1v1 other than a fat bald bastard and sub planetary weaklings.
>>154640744
There is an expected 4 Sonic parts per million in your bowl of cereal accepted by the FDA.
>>154640759Dont eat the blue curry
It was shown that if left for a week, Sonic can completely dissolve, bones and all, in a can of Coke, and this is considered acceptable and fine.
>>154640753>>Acting as if Sonic ever won against anyone on a 1v1 [PEOPLE ASTRONOMICALLY STRONGER THAN FAGawn AND EVERYONE HE HAS EVER FOUGHT]
Imagine being a sonictard. You delude yourself into thinking you won every argument, but in reality, you’re just a sad manchild
You're not supposed to give Slurpees to Sonic because a common active ingredient is Glycerol, which adults can handle but Sonic definitely can't and he'd die from antifreeze poisoning
>>154640773>LYINGnic the JEWhog not even trying to make a convincing lie.
>canon Trunks is still undefeated in all Vs Shows>only reason he lost to Silver was because they included Xenoverse Trunks who is a fucking jobber
>>154640781>Gokekbros out of NOWHERE
Sonic legally cannot ride any of the rollercoasters that carry his branding.
