>introduce a character who's a frustrated masturbation-addicted midget woman that's constantly fucking herself with comically large vibrators>kills her off instead of pairing her up with the extremely tall man with the comically large penis introduced in the same arcWTF but /co/ told me Garth Ennis was supposed to be a good writer?????
>>154644220It's too pat, there's no hook, no comedic overturn of expectations. Best you'd get is a Joke with the tall guy walking around with Nina stuck to his lap.
why does ennis hate captain america on the grounds that he's an insult to people who fought in world war ii even though cap is literally a part of world war ii history
>>154644220>Garth Ennis was supposed to be a good writer?????>He is, which does not means everything he writes is good, which is a concept a lot of /co/ struggles with.
>>154644220>WTF but /co/ told me Garth Ennis was supposed to be a good writer?????You can call him creative, edgy, funny, ideia man, and that his caracters have carisma, bit he was never a good writer.
>>154644272He’s just a whining fag that never fought in a war despite his military autism
>>154644220This the chick Doc Ock dated in Peter's body?
>>154644220More like Garth Pennis
>>154644272Because he is a moralfaggot, and getting insulted in somebody's else name is a favourite moralfaggot's activity.
>>154644220What happened to this bitch in the show? They completely forgot about her in the final season!
>>154644220>introduce a character who's a frustrated masturbation-addicted midget woman that's constantly fucking herself with comically large vibratorsThe comic would have been better if it was just this.
>>154644272>cap is literally a part of world war ii historyHe existed?
>>154647338The comic came out about a year before the USA fully committed to the war. Captain America wasn't a real person, but he was a propaganda tool used in recruitment and selling war bonds. I don't care what Ennis' beef with Cap might be, but Cap was a product of his time, and in time grew to being a representative defending the American Dream, even against the very government he once served.
>>154647512So he helped send young men to their early deaths. That's fucked up.
>>154644220Found her hot. Shame she was wasted on the Boys
>>154647659Maybe, but some of those young men killed Nazis and Japanese before their own early deaths. So overall a plus.
>>154647512That comic is significant because it came out at a time when the idea of punching Hitler was still somewhat controversial in AmericaAnyway, having a weird hate boner for Captain America is like hating John Bull and Uncle Sam
>>154644272Because he's a fucking retard, anon, it's not that hardA couple of my buddies that did army and navy really like Cap, one even collects mech and made a Magic deck with him and the other has Winter Soldier as like number three on their favorite movies list
>>154644272>cap is literally a part of world war ii historyThis is the gayest shit I’ve read here in a while. Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck were also in WWII propaganda. I don’t think they had a big effect on the war in the grand scheme of things. Ennis hating him because superheroes took away his war comics doesn’t mean the character is instrumental to history. It’s still shit for kids (which there’s nothing wrong with, but don’t try to make it something it’s not).
>>154648962Your buddies got into the army for the free college let’s not kid ourselves
>>154649038Navy guy did as a way to support his family since he knocked up a chick like 4 days out of high-school and panic course corrected into a field that was willing to overlook his mediocre grades and score a scholarship Other one actually fell for the serve his county meme since he came from military family going back like two or three generationsHe got through it and works on helicopters now so good on him I supposeRegardless I still find it retarded Ennis hates Cap that much
>>154649078Ennis is a retard and basically at heart one of those fat liberal white women who get offended "on behalf" of minorities.
>>154648940So he doesn't like a propaganda character. What's wrong with that?
I just enjoy nympho little women.
>>154648071The only outcome of wwii still relevant today is the establishment of isreal as a parasite nation, which proves that it wasn’t worth it in the slightest. We killed good men so that evil pedophiles may rape the soul of the world
>>154650841It's fucked up if you put it that way.
>>154649031To call Cap an insult to "those who served" is retarded because he was created by two men who served during WW2. The soldiers who read the comics loved them, comics sales were at their peak during the war and dropped off when it ended.
WHO'S STRONG AND BRAVE HERE TO SAVE THE AMERICAN WAY?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtSrWn7eYbU
>>154644220Nooooooooo! You just don't get it maaaaaan! Piss, shit, thumb in ass man rape, race-mixing whores, and pissed off exes making pornos with the daughter you made is high art!
>>154651037>pissed off exes making pornos with the daughter you made is high artThere is nothing more beautiful in this planet than a hebe body.
>>154651052accelerated agingshe looks like a normal crack whore
>>154650740He doesn't dislike it because it's propaganda, he dislikes it because he thinks it's a direct insult to the guys who died in the trenches because it's colorful and silly.More accurately, he hates it because he really loves world war II shit and doesn't like superheroes all that much, thus seeing superheroes applied to WWII really triggers his autism.
>>154651108Ennis is such a fucking larper it hurts.
>>154651108Ennis thinks putting superheroes in real events like WW2 undermines their horror. It's like the time Marvel published the comic with Doctor Doom and Magneto crying about 9/11.
>>154649031>Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck were also in WWII propaganda.Is this supposed to weaken his point?
>>154651293but he put 9/11 in the boys
Another Barf Penis thread?
>>154651342I wanted this to be a shortstack thread actually but sure whatever go ahead I'm fine with that too
>>154651353If it makes you feel better I like your idea more.
>>154651293He's a hypocrite.
>>154647659>>154648071>>154650841>>154650847And kids lied about their age so they could go die on foreign soil. My country ultimately benefitted by the USA getting involved in the war but it was still fucked up.
Captain America is a propaganda tool. Without doubt, a moralizing one for the soldiers on the front lines. Original Cap is an expression of bravery send to the trenches in hell, that gave many soldiers a moral support to keep going against a terrible enemy. His direct enemy was the wünderwaffen, the promise of aryan wonder weapons. The USA created a more effective expression in the same combat theater of ideas.Cap was a sincere creation. I am sure of it. The problem appears post-war.The character became a cog in service of a new machinery, that Ennis denounces as an extension of mass media control.The same mass media that was complicit in covering up the real nature of September Eleven.So what is the strategy of Ennis with The Boys? Why does it matter that he introduce the Boys in a parallel-earth Nine Eleven incident?Because the media that controls Captain America today conceals reality through many forms of spectacle. Ennis reverse engineer that principle and creates a new function, he uses fiction to reveal truth.
>>154651293An Irish bitch who's never been in combat is criticizing a comic co-created by someone who was.
>>154650808where's his fucking chin?
>>154647338>He existed?yes
>>154651009I didn't hate this film but I didn't like that they basically had Cap go on one real "adventure" before getting frozenSame thing with the superior Albert Pyun version of Captain America.He barely had time to become a "legend" of WW2
>>154644220Someone should draw it.
>>154644220Never a good writer.
>>154653174>I didn't like that they basically had Cap go on one real "adventure" before getting frozenWasn't there a whole montage of him doing shit with the Howling Commandos?
>>154644220Look, I'm just here for the smol short stack who is into being brutally impaled by big meat. That's all. I want to beat her cervix like a speed bag with my 9x6
>>154653156Where's his fucking chin?
Are there really any chances of a tiny female coomer who's constantly flicking the bean becoming a powerful mob boss in real life Russia?
>>154644272He's just an asshole and here is why:Ennis did a Dan Dare reboot (sort of a UK version of Buck Rogers) and there was none of the Ennis snark or deconstruction. It was pure escapist heroism which proves he's just being a cunt about Captain America but when it comes to a character HE grew up with in his country it's all respect and reverence.
>>154647659The Allies winning World War 2 is....fucked up?
>>154655999Proof Garth Ennis has a heart.
>>154655999ok so the problem is...he's british
>>154657843>Calling Ennis British
>>154657978He was born in northern Ireland so he's part of Great Britain whether he likes it or not.
>>154658033>The United Kingdom (UK) is a sovereign political country made up of four nations: England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland. Great Britain (Britain) is purely a geographical term referring to the single large island that contains only England, Scotland, and Wales
>>154651293Do you think Doom would shed a tear if the planes flew into a Latverian tower?
>>154647659I mean... Literally a lot of the planet did that. It's called a "world war" for a reason.
>>154657978The white and black guy on the right need to change shirts
>>154647659Minus how many would have starved or died to America's own version of the troubles as the Depression carried on unabated? The Historian's curse is that hindsight presupposes a singular line, but no other path would not have led through the same Burroughs and ghettoes.
>>154657978He's a northern irish protestant so the micks certainly won't have him.
>>154660235>Ennis is protestantWHAT
