Bump if you're reading.
And that's it. If you liked this, support your LCS or whatever.
This feels anticlimactic for 4 issues in. I understand Kelly needed a side-book to tell some more stories before #1000... but this isn't much. I don't believe Norman is going to suddenly be evil, either.
>>154647325Jess butt
>>154647320Hey shut up, Peter's honorary FF until the end of time. He's closer with them than he is any of you parasites
>>154647320At least that D-Lister came up with his own identity instead of leeching off an established alias
>>154647463I really thought they would make him evil again for 1k but instead they are doing an evil cousin it is so much dumber and lazier than I could have even feared
>>154647309It's nice for her help granny have her rock and rolls dreams.
>>154647322Why did they reduce the stomach area patterns?
>>154647298bump
Jess' butt is the best and most underutilized character in the comic. It's been four issues and it hasn't got to talk even once.
>>154647383I don't know anything about Carnage on Goblin. Why does he seem to randomly have fire-breath powers?
>>154647296No, not again.
>>154647343Can you memorize all of the goblins along with the detail history of peters enemies anons?
>>154647726Granny?
>>154647381My child!
>>154647349>Miles! Gwen! why are you both wet?
This is garbage, and miles is the brown shit on top of it, with jess as the terrible smell.
>>154647296All these Spider Kids should be Mayday and her younger siblings. All of this falls flat!
>>154647305Silk larping as a kid like the other characters has to be something sexual for her at this point. No adult would humiliate themselves like this willingly
>>154649121Spider-Man is about the youth, that means infinite kid knock-offs except the one everyone wants.
>>154648834>Green Goblin>Green Goblin II (Harry)>Green Goblin III (Bart Hamilton)>Green Goblin IV (Phil)>Green Goblin V (Weird homunculus creature thing)>Hobgoblin>Hobgoblin I.5 (Ned)>Hobgoblin II (Macendale)>Hobgoblin III (Phil again)>Proto Goblin>Grey Goblin>Menace>Goblin Knight/King (Phil once again)>Red Goblin>Normie (I can't remember what he was called)>Gold Goblin>Queen GoblinI think that's it maybe
Who reads this shit kek
>>154647320>spider-folk
>>154649122She insisted on sharing a dorm room with Gwen.She already asked the rest of the spiders to spend the night. Her spider-pheromones are making want to be close with the rest of the spiders sexually.
>>154649774I still can't believe that Slott perversion made to print.Like I know since the MJ memory masturbation and dates, not to mention Otto's bizarre self-aggrandizing by deigning to date a dwarf he has some odd hang-ups. But fuck, pheromone Asian in a bunker just so happened to have been bit by the same radioactive spider?Have they done anything of worth with her? Changed her origins? Or just never mention the pheromone thing.
>>154647305>Groups them as "actual kids", "face exposure", "off-worlders"Bet she spent all day coming up with this plan
>>154649827She got like three or four volumes of comics titled after her and was a member of the Agents of Atlas together with all the other token Asians. Plus she was in the Spider-Verse saga. But I can't think of anything "worth" that she's said or done since she stopped fucking Peter. Basically all of it can be ignored and nothing of value would be omitted.
>>154648907A joke about her age (Silk is older than Peter) this anon is talking about this too >>154647305Silk is the Michael Jackson of Spider-people.
>>154647305>There's enough Spider-People for a workshopI can't wait for the inevitable Spider-Goblin-Symbiote event guest starring Doc Ock
>>154647358>Examples include someone good who was under coercion by a very powerful man and whatever minor rebelling against his horrific goals she could, and an alien lifeform that started as the partner of a hero and bounced back and forth like crazy to the point it isn't useful to measure by human morality and the most common host currently being arrested.There had to be better cases for this.
>>154649587Does Demo-Goblin count? I thought he was a symbiote for the longest time since I only saw him in group shots in encyclopedias with Carnage's little gang
>>154649587There was also Menace and those weird Goblin women androids
Is Jessica older than Peter? I always thought the two of them were somewhere in the 30-36 range.
>>154647322They are so going to fuck.
>>154647320>D-Lister>Says one of the legion of Spider PeopleAquaduct might be a Masters of Evil/ background fodder, but at least he came up with his own deal.
>>154650112Jess doesn't do casual hookups for some reason, that's Carol's thing.
>>154650097Meant to say Monster, got the names mixed up.
>>154650156Because she puts unreasonable emotional investment in relationships with people she just met.
>>154650061Wonder Man? Hawkeye?
>>154650112They were before this issue. Now with Norman’s deception exposed and his being possessed by Carnage, Jess ain’t giving him the booty.
Does Jess even date? The last time she did that I can recall was way back during the Bendis era where she got together with Clint Barton of all people.
>>154650242Her types are old men, blind men, men made of wax, minor criminal masterminds, and construction workers. Feel sympathetic for bitter wheelchaired men, but she doesn't date him directly.
>>154650156Does she still have a child?
>>154649587>>154650063Demogoblin is indeed a goblin and specifically he was Jason Macendale at one point, serving as Jason's second stint as a goblin after being Hob.I'm surprised given everything Norman has done in Spider-Versity that he hasn't invented the Jobgoblin yet.
Spider-Symbiote-Goblin War when?
>>154650729Technically yes but in every practical sense no. Her child was erased from everyone's memory, then kidnapped by Hydra, aged to adulthood and brainwashed to be a loyal soldier.
>>154650840Let's not rehash Slott's Spider-Verse shit at least for another few decades.
>>154650845Lol, lmao. I guess thats what she gets for being "spider" person.
>>154650840>>154650858>Enter the GobliverseIt's just Gwen Stacy dying over and over again
>>154647322She's gonna get Gwen Special from Norman, isn't she?<I'm talking about sex>
>>154650109Peter is eternally 28, Jessica is probably older, her history is a bit complicated and full of retcons.
>>154650845Makes you wonder why they bother giving characters kids in the first place if most of them get fucked over like that. Still mad about Rahne's kid getting killed for being the 8 billionth human born and every hell lord trying to kill him for some contest. A convoluted out of nowhere story just to kill off a kid when he could've been sent to some place to grow up in comic limbo. Still surprised Tigra's kid is still a kid and alive.
>>154650815>>154650840Maybe Jobgoblin can be Gwen’s goblin name, especially since her last solo issue ended with her being on Norman’s payroll. Also a Spider-Symbiote-Goblin event would be interesting considering how many characters have been at least two of those things.
>>154651303Isn’t it funny we know Rahne has had sex but we’ve got no indication that Dani has ever had sex?
>>154652050I don't think I see the funny.
>>154651988I miss the 80s-90s when men could show a little stomach. I kinda like this look on a goblin.
>>154651303PAD created that kid in the first place to mine drama and that's a lot of drama.
Ok but spider-versity gets funnier when you imagine like actual college classes
>>154650845Poor lass.
>>154653787>Have to imagine itThis is why Avengers Academy is superior
>>154653861I miss it.
Well what do we have here guess who is going to jaiil for the rest of his life after being exposed he is in fact the Green Goblin and nothing but a criminal. I take it this makes you osborn fags seethe real hard. How ironic is it not Norman osborn outsmarted and humiliated by none other then other Jessica Jones.Oh and to add insult to injury i think I will make a thread about this later why you ask the answer is simple to embarrass you osborn fags even futher I WIN MOTHER FUCKERS HAHAHA
>>154653848This is 100% something Jess or Carol wrote.
>>154654044>Peter Parker:>Smile norman you are going to jail for the rest of your life and the best part is I get to take the picture of you being exposed that you are in fact the green goblin
>>154652231If I had a nickel for every time PAD killed a kid in an X-Factor comic for maximum drama, I'd have two nickels.
>>154653848>Didn't need a man to get pregnantShe's the virgin Mary?
>>154654108Not really. It was through a sperm donation, so a man was still involved in the process somewhere. Comic type cloning is closer to virgin birth.
>>154654044The what-if that was nominally about Maddy was so awful I didn't bother reading the other ones.
>>154648665Because Slott's story had it. No, it wasn't explained there either.
>>154654021Who is this Jack?
>>154655263I forgot.
>>154655292Still don’t know who this guy is.
Reading bump
>>154655330He's probably dead.
>>154647568I believe he’s actually an X-gene mutant whose latent x-gene was accidentally activated (like 616-Mimic and 616-Purple Man, canon x-gene mutants, ) , since his origin makes no sense otherwise , there’s no reasonable connection between the supposed “healthboost” source of his powers and his actual waterbender psychic powers
>>154651303Marvel only hates superlegacy kids who are still squibs , they ruin the narrative , it loves kids who immediately inherit superpowers , especially Renesmee-style rapid-aging (that more or less stops once they hit physical puberty) , they improve the narrative
>>154653848That’s misandrist BS, a sperm donor is still a male man
