>Hippo Hop yeah baby
HAHAHAHAHA DUDE THAT POST WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY IT MAKES ME WANNA BUMP WITHOUT LOOKING
Those animals are so fucking retarded, they make me wanna merge into oncoming traffic
>>154652224DUDE THOSE FUCKING ANIMALS ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY THEY MAKE ME WANNA FUCKING FUCK ANIMALS AND I CAN FUCKING MERGE WITHOUT FUCKING LOOKING
THIS HIPPO IS MAKING ME SO FUCKING HORNY SHE MAKES ME WANT TO MERGE WITHOUT LOOKING
This hippo is so fucking hot, she makes me wanna turn into Moto Moto!
BLACK PEOPLE
>tfw hippos have Hank Hill butts in real life
>>154654702Big dick, narrow urethra.
>>154652224DUDE THIS CAR IS ASS
>>154654756would that even matter
>>154654999>>154655000>>154655555
>>154652224These animals are so fucking funny
>>154656834Why are you linking me JJK porn?
>>154652352>>154653590
bippo bump
>>154659820Woo hoo! Yea baby!
>>154659003How big d'you think his dick is?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq4oUKQBRys
>you've been stuck on the Carnival Cruise>dropped a lot of money on rental cars for port excursions to get away from the ghetto trash>you reach your next to final day on the cruise>after having slept on a, suprisingly, quiet night with no partying, you wake up early in the morning for a walk>you end up in the lobby>it's very quiet>you see people hiding behind chairs and underneath desks>the loudest of the cruisegoers, a young black man ina durag, puts his fight index finger to his lips>you look at him confused, but then you look up to hear a song fading in from the surrounding speakers>a platform emerges from ontop of the ceiling>you didn't notice it before>The song gets progressively louder and becomes more pronounced as the platform descends>your eyes are glazed upon a massive, pear-shaped form with stubby arms and legs>the figure becomes clear as its platform reaches the lobby floor>the room goes dark>overhead lights move to put a spotlight on the figure>it's a cartoon hippopotamus>Gloria from Madagascar>she looks like those 2000s video game characters if they were real images, but with rough hippo skin and big brown eyes>she dances briefly, shaking her ass to the song>you pop the weirdest boner in your life>without warning, a big shirtless man with dreadlocks and tattoos emerges from the shadows with the leg of a table>before he could reach Gloria, she hipchecks him into a wall>the man is obliterated into a pink mist>everyone but you scatters>Gloria stares you down>the hunt begins>Carnival's final solution to their longstanding problem>instant death by hippo hop
>>154660189Imagine getting to date her.
>>154660103I'd legit still try to get with her, honestly.
Do you think Jada Pinkett-Smith basically considers Gloria her fursona? It's kind of what happened with Shakira and Gazelle.
>>154652224..story for the weekend soon..