W) Justina Ireland (A) David Messina (CA) Lucas Werneck WHAT IF...JESSICA JONES WAS BITTEN BY THE RADIOACTIVE SPIDER? Teenage Super-Hero Sensation SPIDER-GIRL is retired. Surly and eternally miffed bartender JESSICA JONES wants nothing more than to leave that part of her life and the traumas that came with it firmly behind her. But when a ghost from her past comes back to haunt her, she finds herself unable to leave well enough alone. Has the GREEN GOBLIN returned? And if so, is an out-of-shape ex-super hero enough to stop him? Bump if you are reading
>>154654248turrble
Right that's all anons
Seriously? Who plays for this garbage?
>>154654248It’s really impressive how 12 year old girls on tumblr can make designs better than this one without even trying
Yeah, that's an Ireland story featuring Jessica Jones alright, don't know what I was expecting.
>No New Avengers scene with Jessica DrewWhat were they thinking??
>>154654806I'll give them the benefit of the doubt and assume it's supposed to suck.
On the one hand I appreciate the twist on the expected trope of killing Peter Parker in a What If that's not about himOn the other hand none of this holds any water, if Uncle Ben never died why did he become a photographer, if he was a photographer pretty much because of Jessica why did he never try to design any gadgets for her, why did they never hook up, etc etcThis was constructed backwards from the twist instead of the other way around
>>154654248Well that costume looks dumb
>>154654558Well that's new
>>154654248How are writers still so bad at fake lyrics?
>>154654257that ass is making me web alright
>>154654488this is Parker, right? too chatty too quippy for norman, more straight up Joker territory
Messina should try that retro style more often it is way better than his regular art
>>154654588'I figured Peter fell into Norman's tutelage and became a brilliantly deranged Hank Pym tier super scientist/villain, later on getting goobed up on gobbo serum and pully a Harry. This motivation just sucks.
>>154654125This is cack already.
>>154654616It was kind of a cute story with the shift between the campy vintage style and the modern style. The action feels a little stiff though. I'd rank the Thor/symbiote and Spider-man in the ultimate universe ones higher than this one.
>>154654478Seems a little heavy handed with the silver age effect
>>154657991Her costume is shit though. The could have at least made it a Jessica Drew/Spider-man costume mash up or something. Also they didn't do the 50s librarian glasses nerd pre spider bite but then gave her mask big 50s librarian glasses vibes. What's up with that?
>>154654125>WHAT IF...JESSICA JONES WAS BITTEN BY THE RADIOACTIVE SPIDER?Why? Why is this the story? We already did this with Gwen. This aren't interesting alternatives. This is lame.
>>154658581Why would other Jess be part of the mix, it's Jewel + Spider-Man
>>154658621Because Jessica was classmates with Peter and had a huge crush on him.
7/10 could have used some grape
>>154654588Why would Peter even look like that if he is a regular dude? If anything he would be replacing Alistar Smithy.If he is broke where did he get the gear?Wouldn't it make more sense to make him Venom?It's not terrible until the part that I am reminded comics these days cost like $8.This is like a quick story you thrown in at the end of a better comic.
>>154654248Kind of tacky, but I don't entirely hate it.>>154654273>Scarlet Witch hand signs to make webWell, okay then.>>154654358That's a really bad shot in the first panel. She looks more like she's landing than smacking into the wall.>>154654558>She really DOES have acid spitActually pretty funny.>>154654588Oh no, he's hot! >>154654616Eh... I get what Ireland was going for with the theme of stardom ending horribly, but this book was way too fast paced to make proper use of the parallel.>>154654616Yeah, this was pretty bad. Fell more like a shorter story that got extended.>>154659170>If he is broke where did he get the gear?He's the one behind the theft mentioned in the last panel: >>154654406
lame
>>154654125Does the Spider bite her in her asshole?
>>154658631Because they're both Jessica and there both spider-women. It could be peter's origin but Jessica's costume. I'm just saying the costume is terrible and they could have borrowed from better designs.
>>154656054it isn't even all that
>ireland gets fired from star wars>is allowed to go across the hall to marvelGay.
>>154654125Made for Purple RAPE!
