ITT: Cartoons you can’t believe existed.
>>154674613For the longest time I thought this thing was just some made up character from Robot Chicken
>>154674613>what if we took a rubik cube, gave it a creepy goblin face, gave it a horrible voice, had it be the protector of the kids and made a entire cartoon about itI really want to know what went on during the pitch meeting of this.
Eveready Harton
this happened
>>154674613>>154674635The Robot Chicken parody is pretty much the only good reason for this show to exist in the first placehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnLnoCnYUGk
>>154674635The little fucker was also referenced in Family Guyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvoq0SfgKFo
>>154674613>Ah, come on, Secret Collect! Let's go surfing inside the evil castle!
>>154674613I have no idea how the producers of this weren’t fired on the spot for pitching their blatantly exposed fetish. The result though is so-bad-it’s-good.
>>154674676>We have the rights to this toy property and TMNT is making a killing.How do we capitalize on this?
>>154674692“My little brother watched this shit every morning and the opening would wake me up before my alarm.”>IT’S 7 IN THE MORNING!>AYAYAYAYAYAYYYYAAAAA
>>154674613
>>154674613All of them. I just think it's amazing they can get the drawings to move like that!!!
>>154674635>>154674780Not to mention, Robot Jones of all shows made fun of it, even getting Tom Kenny to voice Not-Rubik.
>>154674613I was there. Cartoon was alright. The Latino family always had to hide him from their parents.
>>154674613Butt-Ugly MartiansShit was the definition of “How can we make the next Ninja Turtles?”.
>>154674613>it’s a show that barely has anything for the source material, so it relies on parodies to survive.
>>154675841Was this before or after he created the ATHF.
>>154675958Beat me to it.
>>154675327This show was actually good and I'm tired of pretending it wasn't.
>>154675958Season 3 specifically is where the show is at its most depraved and unbelievable.
>>154675979Is not what I was expecting
>>154674676>I really want to know what went on during the pitch meeting of this.
>>154675958How the fuck did this get a (un)ironic fanbase again?
>>154674983>entire show consists of the sumos shoving their asses in the audiences faces.
>>154675597https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/114454050/#114454158https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/120836661/#120838281https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/125807932/#125809293
>>154674983>>154675327the 00s were a tumultuous time ok?
>>154674613The show that gave us the most disgusting webm (You know the one).I forgot what it was called.
>>154676564You mean this shit here?
>>154676615THAT’S THE ONE!Everyone, do our sanity a favor and do not post the webm.
>>154675597Can't believe Nickelodeon passed on Adventure Time in favor of this.
Spartakus and the Sun Beneath the Sea.The Mysterious Cities of Gold.Cartoons made in the 1980s but have that comfy 1970s non-modern vibe.
>>154676731You’re thinking of Fanboy and Chum Chum.They killed Invader Zim for Butt Ugly Martians.
>>154674613You think basing a cartoon on a cube puzzle is weird enough?How about a cartoon based on a screensaver of all things.
>>154676780Oops, my bad. Still, the comparison is very similar.
>>154676814Oh, a cartoon based on a screensaver is the best you got?How about a cartoon based on a hygiene product line of all things.
>>154676846HAHAHAH, HYGIENE PRODUCTS? Is that the best you got?How about a kids cartoon based on a extremely R-rated, ultra-violent B-movie of all things.
>>154676039If this was/is the American method…wtf is Japans for their shit?
>>154676777French mostly
>>154674692The original Hazbin Hotel.
Same posters all the time, I hate schizos.
>>154676884Many such cases.
>>154674613Celebrity Deathmatch.
>>154676884WHY STOP AT HYGIENE? WHY STOP AT CLEANING? Just throw everything in the supermarket on screen and make the villains and call generic food fascist!
>>154675327>from the dudes behind SWAT KatsEh, not as bad as picrel
>>154676749>mfw, Dana Snyder is in thiswhy.
>>154677220How did they go from one of the best cartoons of the 90s, to a literal animated abortion considered the worst, to a Looney Tunes reimagining with mixed reviews?
>>154677318>Why was Dana Snyder in an adult swim show
>>154674692JESUS CHRIST, PUT SOME CLOTHES ON, THIS IS NOT ADULT SWIM, THERE ARE KIDS WATCHING RIGHT NOW!
>>154675431Based
>>154674613How else are you supposed to make a cartoon to advertise a rubix cube?
>>154674983People largely did not recognize the obvious creator fetishes back then.
The Day my Butt Went Phycho
>>154675597>Shit was the definition of “How can we make the next Ninja Turtles?”.That was easily half the shows made from 1991 to 2002 or so. None of the attempts were half as successful.Even then by the time this was made, TMNT anything had really fallen off so wanting to imitate it was a waste of time. Kids were into Power Rangers clones and Pokemon.
>>154676814If After Dark knew what they were doing, we could have had a Daredevil Dan cartoon. Now that would have been great.
Rocket monkeys
>>154675597>>154676358>>154677220Really, any one of the shows that are wrapped around grossout and/or gross jokes like Sumos and the constant butt jokes or Mega babies and the constant diaper and drool jokes. Nothing based on gross stuff like that ever really works as a show. It's just weird nonsense every time they try it. But for some reason they kept on trying it over and over again.
>>154674983At least it didn’t have a SINGLE fart joke in it (Honestly, surprising)
>>154675502CUBIK, THE AMAZING RUBE
>>154676884>>154677039Packaging R rated movies for kids was a standard of the 90s. If they did not make a cartoon spinoff, the movie itself at least got a toyline anyway. They made Robocop toys, Rambo 2 toys, Terminator 2 toys, Alien toys, Predator 2 toys, Starship troopers toys, Blade toys, Demolition Man toys...
>>154676698Okay, you asked for it.
>>1546780692 pets 1 underwear (snuff film)
>>154678069This and The Mighty B thermometer one are still the 2 worst /co/ webms I’ve ever witnessed
>>154677039"The Army let me operate a truck with a gun on top of its gun, but I can't afford a shirt!"
Siegfried and Roy Masters of the Impossible https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu0Ik1250Mw
>>154674613Rewatching the opening, is it just me or the bad guy is some kind of gypsy?
>>154676884>based on a extremely R-rated, ultra-violent B-movie of all things.Okay, I’m sold. Time to do another cartoon stream.cytu DOT be/r/CartoonBlockofPain (replace the (DOT) obviously.
>>154675874KEK
>>154678468When will it start?
>>154678598Now.
>>154674983I still stand by my theory that this was a porn script that blew out of the studio’s window and landed in a producer’s office.
>>154677158*deletes the entire movie
>>154674613What is that thing?That’s not a Rubik Cube, it’s a hellspawn.
>>154679054That’s actually the result of a Smurf sticking it’s dick into a rubik cube.
>>154678069NUKE CANADA!
>>154676305Probably from gifs of the monkeys doing disgusting shit ending up on people’s homepages.
>>154679054>>154679233>Taimanin Smurfette
>>154679276NUKE CA-NA-DA! NUKE CA-NA-DA!
>>154676814>based on a screensaverAnd yet, that wasn’t the show’s biggest problem, kek.
>>154676305Autistic girls wanted to fuck the Latino robot
>>154678821That was actually a complete lie. This video right here:https://youtu.be/vY4CAIgxyokis the ONLY footage that ever existed of the “original” cut, which was really just this showreel made to attract investors. What happened was Lawrence Kasanoff (the producer, director, screenwriter, co-creator, and voice of Cheasel T. Weasel) just wasn’t satisfied with that style for whatever reason and decide to move on to motion capture for which fucked everything up because he doesn’t understand how animation works.
>>154675105It actually came out before TMNT and even He-Man
>>154676884>kids cartoon based on a extremely R-rated, ultra-violent B-movieMy disappointment that they canned the Independence Day (1996) spinoff cartoon remains immeasurable to this day.
>>154676039This. It was the 80s, so nearly every executive was coked off their ass
>>154678273Don't remember that one
>>154674613Weirdest thing about the Rubik's Cube cartoon is all the effort to put into writing Latino characters as if it was the cartoon main selling point.
>>154674613I only know the episode where the dog needs a bath, but the kids enter it in a dog show instead, and then it gets kidnapped by robbers who claim to need the dog to help commit crime but then they just use the dogs they already have instead.
Chop Socky Chooks. It's about slant eyed asian karate chickens or something
>>154674613>CHUCK NORRIS STARS IN CHUCK NORRIShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZHBHqe6qhs
>>154680030It was for us in the hood.
>>154678069What is the fucking context of this animation? I am baffled that this isn't just straight fetish porn.
>>154680173I wonder if this show inspired all of those Chuck Norris memes from the early days of the internet?
>>154678069Fun fact: The guy who came up with that somehow drew all the art that was used and continues to be used on Batman TAS merchandise. What appears to be a Bruce Timm Batman is often a Dave Cooper Batman.
>>154676814What's worse is the guy that wrote most of these episodes was also a co-writer on Fairly Oddpet. The absolute irony...
FUCK, I MISSED THE STREAM!
>>154678069>>154680459yeah well, he needs bad things to happen to him.
>>154680169wow holy shit that's a deep cut
>>154680678It's okay, barely anything happened in it.
>>154678069I feel violated.
>>154678069Watching this is making me hungry.
>>154680169>Chop Socky Chinks/Gooks
>>154681590whoa i knew it would be something like this
>>154674983>He's a molester! HE'S A CHHHHHIIIIIIILLLLLD MOLESTER!!!!!
>>154680169i still vaguely remember how the theme tune to this went
>>154674613That's so weird. Why would you give a Rubik's cube a face?
>>154675958Those rancid chimps need to board the Challenger.
>>154678069No well-adjusted kid would find this funny, it only exists in the hopes it can implant a scat/fart/piss fetish into them.
>>154676780Zim wasn't killed off for B.U.M. That was Vasquez being butthurt about his expensive as hell to produce show being canned in favour of something cheaper.
>>154674613OP did you find out about that cartoon from the guys I posted in the bugs joint thread?If so I'm glad to have spread awareness. They're pretty funny.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyD-GQLvKh0
>>154678069why is it so hot when 18 years old asian girl from russia do it?
>>154679752>it's a lie because.... I want to be the reddit contrarianI hate how the brocolis just need to decontruct all piece of pop culture from the "past" for attention. and all you got is "I don't believe it"
>>154678069I have an entire folder dedicated to animated atrocities, but I would never put this shit on my harddrive.
I still can't believe it it's an actual Netflix show and not 4chan made-up shitpost trying to make the most tumblr show ever.
>>154680169It aired on CN at midnight. Not even they thought it was good. The opening theme song was awesome
>>154680865Anything for saturday or sunday?
>>154682121If only they were planned to go on instead of Big Bird…
>>154674613https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKSL5BiECnE
>>154678069Still easier to watch than Rocket Monkeys.
>>154683337In this day and age a kids cartoon about a FtM AIDS carrying troon is believable.
>>154680169The show you watched when sick. because they kept airing it all the damn time
>>154679953click at your own risk
>>154674983The game is even weirderhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbnJWjBKO5U
>>154681810So it could talk back.
>>154674613The loli in that show was cute
>>154674613I recently discovered Lavender Castle and its a fever dream.>Made by Gerry Anderson of Thunderbirds fame >Stop motion for the characters >bad 1990s for the shipsYes this flying fucking literal Bilbo Baggins house is a goddamn space ship. The troll with an eye on his nose is the captain. Its just such a bizarre mix of things.
>>154680169>> Chook is Aussie slang for chicken>> instead sounds more like two Asian slurs fused together
>>154684958Also here is your new obscure waifu. Shes like Crystal combined with a gelfing I love her.
Peak male form
>>154684571I know this artist. Has a thing H-B and Urotsukidouki girls
>>154677993The funny thing is demolition man toys were repaints of the Heman in Space Show
>>154678273>both cartoons have a main character with a lispProbably a coincidence but I thought I'd point it out.
>>154684013Maybe I am desensitized from almost three decades of internet use, but I didn't even flinch from that one.
>>154683121Thanks Anon, that made me feel the kind of dumb, uncontrollable joy that only comes from watching a really ridiculously bad piece of media. Haven't felt that in a while
>>154684958I feel like just a tiny bit less grotesque designs could make this into something with a genuinely pretty cool and unique vibe
>>154676884this show is fucking hilarious, the deadpan deliveries and jokes feel just like a troma movie (minus the racism)
How about a Mexican telenovela starring a CG angel?>animation/live-action hybrids also count
>>154685346isn't this partially lost?
>>154685001https://www.deviantart.com/pookieart/
>>154677158Are any of those food mascots even present in the movie
>>154685375Yes but they only make small few second cameos
>>154685375they all are, but some of them don't have speaking roles and are basically just background characters
>>154683836Did she really have AIDS?
>>154685356>partiallyLike 98% of the show is lost media.
>>154680230It's a hairball that one of them or someone else threw up, not shit.
>>154685346Oh, and it was also in part an ad for Tonka’s Chuck the Truck.https://youtube.com/watch?v=Y4ks5bsIfU0
>>154676814Isn’t this one basically lost media?
>It's Gilligan's Island>IN SPACE!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OshIzK0dN4
>>154685359Oh yeah, that was a cartoonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0WCR7BVx7k
>>154685769Yes. A lot of the English episodes are missing (mostly from the first half of the show).
>>154684958I remember that one.It was pretty fun honestly.
>>154685786>Let's make a sci-fi show with black only cast to appeal to the black kids!>Make their vehicle some poor-ass cobbled together junk mobile while everyone else is flying around in shiny chrome spaceships >Also make the female character look like a racist caricature of a ghetto crack whore Lmao
>>154684958I could see this probably getting a following if it was made today and wasn't ripped up by a legal rights battle.>>154680169This always felt like a fever dream. I remember CN playing a single fight scene once, and then I saw a poster selling toys at Jack In The Box when we stopped there to use the bathroom. And since then I just assumed I imagined it or something.
>>154674983>>154676358I wonder if the Japanese were offended by this?
never saw an episode but the artstyle looks horrendous
>>154686227I’ll just make you aware the guy who made this was the same guy who made this shit.
>>154685773Wasn't there a space version of Happy Days?
>>154686398ah.Well I guess judging by this clip: >>154678069 I didn't really miss out on anything special...
>>154683437>Anything for saturday or sunday?Might as well do it a half hour or so from now.This time, YOU guys get to pick which shit to stream during it.
>>154686408A Fonz focused spin-off to be correct and not space but time travel. Unless you're talking about yet different Happy Days cartoon.https://youtu.be/SqyYkYL9KfA?is=Bm4eOoTRnRkj6mJf
>elevator pitch is "a crime show but the main detective is a giant talking ass">this is a good enough idea for 20 episodes>was being produced by Soup2Nuts, who prior to this show was bought out by Scholastic (children's education company)
>>154675958This may be the only show I can think of that’s more disgusting than Mega Babies.
>>154686219Oh, they are offended but such little things.
>>154686438If you’re starting it, please do >>154680169
>>154686495I loved the crazy programming Adult Swim would have, but when it came to this ass I'd always change the channel.
I CAN believe it, I just have a hard time digesting it went from NG to G4techTV despite its content..
>>154686491Nope, it's that one. Egads, it's hideous.
>>154678069>>154686398The milf owner was good at least
>>154686745Currently starting with some horribly reanimated intros while waiting for anons to appear.I’ll definitely do Chop-Suey Chinks though.
>>154686807What is Dave Lovelace doing these days?
>>154686910>Stewie as the Teletubby sunThat legitimately sounds like a cutaway joke they’d do.
>>154686227I seriously don't understand why on Earth would you purposefuly choose a grotesque and disgust inducing artstyle like this when making a show aimed at children. It's not even just for specific scenes like those close-ups in Spongebob or to emulate a certain convention like in Flapjack, or to make something that's supposed to feel edgy and rude, they just decided they want it to be like that seemingly without any good reason. Like, I know this is a subjective matter to an extent, but I'm willing to bet that vast, vast majority of people would find it disgusting
>>154681810Obviously, to sell Rubik’s cubes.
>>154686919Somehow his retro website is still around and semi-frequently updatedhttps://umop.com/index.php
>>154686910Why didn’t you relink it?
>>154686438Please do Cube Wars.The ending is guaranteed to piss people off. I have no idea how they managed to do it.
>>154676780>They killed Invader Zim for Butt Ugly Martians.Stoat Muldoon the Alien Hunter I kneel.
>>154675597This show was so bad that it killed Robert Stack.
>>154686491Is it just me or does the narrator sound like he's wasn't even remotely told what he was seeing before hand. Like it sounds like he is MASSIVELY confused and just like "I don't know where the fuck this is going, but OK!"
Which cartoons had the weirdest sound design? All i can think of is the gene deitch tom and jerry.
>>154685652she gets it from her gay latino husband who fucks vaginas
>>154685786>When they put the big nigger lips on.holy shit I am dying.
>>154686398>average cartel execution.webm
>>154675597This was a money-laundering scheme. It's the only reason I can imagine it existing.
>>154675979it was decent, but my god the second season's themesong is fucking atrocious, also it's weird that they made it when duck dodgers was already out and did pretty much the same thing but better, it's like they were competing with themselves
>>154687210>I have no idea how they managed to do it.by letting the villains win and get away with their shit unpunished.
>>154674692>it’s a cartoon targeted towards kids about what is basically a nudist resort.Why is Canada like this?
Requesting Chuck Norris Karate Commandos next. Let's make a drinking game while we're at it: Every time they say "Chuck Norris" you take a shot.
>>154687947Added that to the queue
>>154687919Blame Canada’s government
>>154687947See you in the emergency room. If we're lucky.
>>154680070And the kid who gets turned into poodle bitch who ends up arousing his actual dog.
>>154675502>>154677961When was this!? I don't remember this episode.
>9 mentions of Chuck Norris in the opening aloneI'm gonna need a new liver.
>>154685007That's just how Kenner worked, they repainted shit a lot. >The Robin Hood Prince o fThieves figures were the DC Superpowers line>The Robin hood playset was the Ewok playset>Batcycle was the Robocop cycle>Star Wars figures were Butch and Sundance figures>Last Action Hero figures were Jurassic Park figures.
>>154674676>gave it a horrible voiceThat was Horshack from Welcome Back Kotter
>>154680173>"Hey, that's MY bike!">"Sorry, guys, this is an emergency!">"I'm Chuck Norris!"
>>154686015It was always junkyard shit when they made a black kids show. Weird.
>>154686491I really hate that dog
>>154686408and Josie and the Pussycats. But the methodology behind a Hanna Barbera animated spinoff was to add in a wacky talking animal toon sidekick and stick the cast into a cookie-cutter cartoon situation.>They are in space>They are superheroes>They are traveling for no actual reasonJosie and the Pussycats were in spaceButch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid were superheroesAddams Family are on a road tripEvel Knievel is on a road tripPartridge Family is on spaceHarlem Globetrotters are superheroes
>>154687315>fucks vaginas>"gay"i fucking hate spicy straights and their retarded qweer bullshit
>>154687294He sounds like someone doing a bad impression of Bill Cosby, like Roiland in House of Cosbys.
>never watched Angela Anaconda when it was on>forgot it even existed for the longest time>see an ep of it just nowI was better off not seeing it.
>>154687919The French influence
>>154675431
>>154678069Why it is so well-animated?
>>154674613This was a full series that aired on MTV in latam
>>154690844Because it was animated by Jam-Filled, same studio as TLH and Inside Job.
>>154680169It actually looked pretty good for early cgi, it had the blob vibes with empty open spaces that looked both alive and abandoned
>>154686491The story goes that this was planned as a Doctor Who cartoon
>>154690994It's from 2008, that's not so early
>>154691245Did the average American even know what the fuck Doctor Who was in the 80s?
>>154678069The full thing is somehow worse.
>>154691552Yes
>>154689943>But the methodology behind a Hanna Barbera animated spinoff was to add in a wacky talking animal toon sidekick and stick the cast into a cookie-cutter cartoon situation.Ironically, the peak of this wasn’t even made by Hannah-Barbera. Brady Kids had FOUR wacky animal sidekicks.>Mop Top, a whistling shaggy dog (note: the Bradys already had a shaggy dog in the show named Tiger but by the time the cartoon came out they stopped using him because I think the dog actor got hit by a truck or something)>Ping and Pong, pandas who were like a Chinese space experiment that crash landed by the Brady house and stuck around. Technically they were talking animals, but they only spoke Chinese gibberish.>Marlon the mynah bird who could talk and was also a magic wizard who can do whatever the plot demanded. He flew around by spinning his tail feathers like a helicopter blade despite already being a fucking bird with wings, which honestly pisses me off every time I see it.
>>154691816Also a fun fact about this show: Wonder Woman’s first TV appearance (not just animated either, televised PERIOD) was on an episode of Brady Kidss: "It's All Greek to Me" first airing on December 2, 1972
Does anyone like Marmaduke? I sure do, it's Netflix's greatest film.https://files.catbox.moe/c378aa.mp4
>>154691245That was Nelvana
>>154692386This was horrible. Glad I stopped before he coud shit out Chernobyl. Also, might as well stream it tommorow, kek.
>>154692577Yeah you're very lucky you dipped early, it gets REAL bad around the 33 minute mark.
>>154689943Bit of leeway there, like Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kids was in name only, and they were more like secret agents. >Harlem Globetrotters are superheroesAnd they were on a road trip before that.Also you forgot Casper is in space and the Dukes Of Hazzard are on a road trip
>>154691552Only if they watched PBS.
>>154691552They did if they watched PBS.
>>154692604And Laverne and Shirley in the Army.
>>154692386i thought this was going to be a cringe clip or something but it's the whole movie in a small resolution
>>154692685>Pig sidekick’s name is Sgt. Squeely>wearing PFC stripe
>>154692695It's how I could get past a streaming site's limited support LMAO.
>I was today years old when I discovered this actually existed.
>>154681810My brain keeps connecting it to the end of Hellraiser II>What is your pleasure, sir?
>>154678069oh good, this one was already posted.
the one about Warren Buffett where he teaches kids in a secret clubhouse (yeah really) how to be billionaires, most celebrity cartoons exist just to be vanity projects but the existence of this one was the most "why is this a thing" to me.
>>154690923Shut your mouth, puto. In this house we respect Alejo Y Valentina.
>>154690923So it's not an internet cartoon? Thought it was a spic's legally distinct version of Kevin Spencer.
Did you know they made a cartoon out of those mascots from the Japan/Korea World Cup, which WASN’T made in either country?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6kcc148l9U
>>154692856found it, I wonder how much they paid him to get him on
>>154693136It WAS an internet toon, and it got a show on TV, just like Happy Tree Friends.
>>154693634That's insane! Good for them.
>>154691816I remember the second movie shout out the animation of this when the guy was tripping
>>154674613It was fun.
>>154695533>karl jobst
>>154695544He made this cartoon? Fuck that nigga.
>>154695585That would be funny, but no. It's an Aussie cartoon that just so happens to have an albino, you absolute legend.
>>154692604Same with the Charlie's Angels that teamed up with Captain Cave Man.
>>154674685I can’t believe nobody replied to this because this would’ve been my answer too.It genuinely floored me the first time I saw it. I couldn’t even believe people in 1930whatever could be so depraved and degenerate. All Everready Harton proved to me was that people have always been total freaks.
>>154692720Yeah making them teens in high school was pretty much the 4th cartoon scenario. Did the same with I Dream of Genie.
>>154678468That was a good stream tho a thread died for this, not gonna tell who
>>154685786BRO WHAT!?!?!
>>154695663In the 30s most cartoon studios have this frathouse feel in walter lantz tex avery or some friend he knew got hurt in the eye by thumback from some employee due to the horse play.
>>154674613Craziest part is that this is a reboot.
The beary family
>>154693639
>>154684958This is pretty great.The art style and character designs are made by the same guy who did the Traveller's Tales logo and several hard rock album covers. Magnum and Praying Mantis
>>154686785assy McGee is from very rough "sophomore slump" era of AS were they were, i swear, seeing just how fucking stupid they could let their programming get before people checked out...and yeah your reaction was typical.Just really horrible shit to pad out their air time in between what felt like 2 solid hours of familyguy and inuyasha.
>>154695864What's even going on in this clip?
>>154696115naked kids running through a crowd of world leaders
>>154696115fat dog mendoza might be something that snuck into our timeline via some kind of black mesa type shit going on somewhere.
>some canadian or UK cartoon>some nick slop that fails to be the new spongebob or loud houseit's almost never a disney original.
>>154680169I remember it being part of "har har tharsdays" but I never watched that, it was so offputting
>>154676985Lmao!
>>154696495Looked this Dudley Moore guy up, apparently he died at age 66. How tragic...
>cg characters look better in 2d than they do 3dMany such cases.
>>154691552The Tom Baker shows got a bit of a cult following from late night broadcasts here
>>154674983He's still your president.
>>154691552Yeah and if you knew what Doctor Who was in 1985 it indicated believe it or not that you were a higher class of nerd
>>154691552Yes, Dr Who was always known over here as "that thing that's really popular in Britain" going all the way back to the 60s. At least until the Tennant and the especially Smith seasons of the revival happened, then it blew up here for a while.
>>154686227>>154687065I remember catching and watching a few of episodes of this. It was surprisingly well animated and not gross like that poster implies. In fact that poster is the complete opposite of what the show was like. The show was super tame and just your average Spongebob type humor and wackyness. Even more surprising was episodes were 20+minutes instead of the usual 10 minutes long episodes which you hardly see for a children's cartoon comedy.
>>154696142I’ll be honest, this one’s actually pretty good.A shame barely anyone watched it.
>>154696509You never seen Arthur?
>>154692386Shit like this makes me wonder if Netflix has their own department dedicated to making horrible low budget movies on the chance they’ll become an ironic hit and get torn apart by reviewers.
>>154696993Before the 2000-era revival, Tom Baker was THE Doctor everybody knew first and best.
>in two-thousand-and-fucking-three Gene Simmons still had enough sway to make a cartoon about what? A rockstar of course.
>>154674983I thought this series was funny as a kid
>>154698516Surprised you didn’t mention the obvious problem with the show.And SPOILER ALERT, the rockstar isn’t the MC
>a show about car windows toys
>>154698516>My Son is an Ungrateful Piece of Shit
>>154692386>We have Scooby-Doo at home
>>154698703Lmfao
>>154678069No. No I did not ask for it.
>>154674613Surprised this hasn't popped up yet.
>>154693427Truly godawful, offensively lame. Anyone involved in Fantastic Max's production should have been ashamed.
>>154698683>a movie about silly bandsIIRC it wasn’t even officially licensed, just pumped out as fast and cheaply as possible to by unrelated hacks trying to capitalize on the fad which they STILL fucked up because it came out in 2011, like 3 years after kids stopped giving a shit about silly bands
>>154693427The creator of this shit DEFINITELY had a diaper fetish.
>>154698516>>154698613>>154698703The protagonist's best friend girl/kindasorta love interest was pretty cute.
>>154698613>>154698703kek
>>154676814>assaults his entire family, the neighbor and his cat, random people around town, other animals and outer space alien cats>SORRY BERKELEY, YOU’RE A GOOD BOY!
>>154698683Nostalgia
>>154699264
>>154698683>>154699331Speaking ofhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMSSc7MMmY4Although really I only remember this movie because of Cher's, who's playing her bobbleheaded self in the movie, tweet apologizing for the movie to some random guy.
>>154700170
>>154685786
>>154674676They also made Punky Brewster and Q-Bert cartoons.
>>154698703Aren’t all teenagers?
>>154698703Accurate.
I remember seeing this on TV as a kid and always found it kinda sus. Its wg scenes are also a tad too detailed to be innocent.
>>154678069>>154691690Yeah.
>>154675569>Latino familywasn't it Menudo?I remember giving it a chance a few times but not sticking with it. I wonder which cartoon on the other 2 networks I ended up watching
>>154695663there used to be comics called Tijuana Bibles that were the same thing for print cartoons
>>154698683I thought those were toys for the operating system, not literal windows.
>what're the kids into these days?>our research shows that Smurfs and the Dukes of Hazzard are most popular with six-year-oldshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiUATgjR9Rk
>>154701154>Dukes of HazzardNot a bad show to be inspired by, all things considered. Would you believe this is Stoopid Buddy's best cartoon?
>>154701168the idea that magical forest creatures would have cars and run from the cops is the part that throws me
>>154678069Bruh what?
>>154701190maybe they're in west virginia
>>154695694Probably a lot more than 4.>give them a kid/family -Charlie Chan And The Chan Clan, My Favorite Martian>semi-diverse action/rescue team(who may or may not also be a family) -Emergency +4, Lassie's Rescue Rangers
>>154695973I always liked that logo.
>>154701800>Lassie's Rescue Rangers>fastback the turtlethere's also a New God named Fastbak, what's the shared referent? or is it slang that fell out of use?
>multiple parents allow their kids to travel cross-country unsupervised with a flamboyant muscular african-american man in a black van
>>154701847It's a style of car.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fastback
>>154701911I can't hate old celebrity cartoons they're too goofy and campy to actually get mad at, even the MC Hammer one which was objectively not good.
Robonic Stooges is a pretty weird concept.
>watched Rickety RocketHow in the fuck did this not cause outrage?
>a show about vending machine toys>it’s for adults
>watched Rickety RocketHow did this not cause outrage?
I still have no clue on what compelled the network that made it to fund this. Though at least it's not Alan Gregory.IT"S DA NUTSHACK!
>>154702273>>154702293Yeah, I also had a quick look at a few episodes thanks to this thread and holy fuck, if this was made today it would be just centimetres away from being a clear racist satire The female character is especially bewildering
>>154702372Probably to be one of the first domestic Filipino cartoons, they have the same problem as Korea where most of their animation is service work for other countries.
>>154702519[samefag]Korea is especially in a tragic state because most of their domestic cartoons are all for babbies.
>>154674613Spaceballs: The Animated Series.
>>154702582I've had to double check and make sure it wasn't animated by the same studio behind Nutshack. But no, it's an entirely different studio. (Despite looking just as shitty in motion.) At least Nutshack looked good in stills.
>>154702600I think it was Canada-made, so yeah, you get what you expect.
>>154702648>eh-okay productions, incThey couldn't be more Canadian if they tried.
Why are Canadians like this? What do they put in the water over there?
>>154674983
>>154703196Canadian cartoons are made with taxpayer money as part of social programs to make sure that Canada’s animation industry isn’t overshadowed by the American one on their own networks. The thing is that, like with most social programs, the government doesn’t actually give a shit what happens within it as long as nothing creates too much controversy so you can pretty much just do WHATEVER as long as it’s not too egregious
>>154686495What if it was the Ghost and Assy McGee instead?
>>154692732i came
>>154703358They also require much of the voice-acting talent to be Canadian. Part of why Tara Strong is so prolific is that she has dual-citizenship with the US and Canada, so she can jump the border and get work up north when, say, the voice actors' union is running another strike.
>>154692386Alright, you’ve been teased long enough. I will stream the FULL Marmaduke here at 8:30.https://cytu DOT be/r/MovieBlockofPain (again, you know the drill)
>>154703809This will be the greatest stream in all of /co/ history. Nobody is ready for the 30 minute mark...
>>154703809what in the fuck is this?
>>154704123It's a stream/chat site. Right now we're watching the recent animated Marmaduke movie.
>>154704123Actual Hell.
>>154702582>>154702600I forgot this was a thing
>>154704140>recent Jesus Christ I thought this animation was from like 1997
>>154702582>>154702600For some reason this always reminded me of MST3K The Animated Serieshttps://youtu.be/bfAQORlhEQghttps://youtu.be/sw6SXaDkjjghttps://youtu.be/8dLqbfD0HSQhttps://youtu.be/TP0nIMKSTz0
>>154702508Back then things were more overt. Minorities just got out of getting their voice in the 60s but Tinsel Town was still old guard >>154702372Homies got an animation?
>>154702275I want so badly to watch a documentary about how this unknown cartoonist got toys based on his characters into every single retail outlet in the western hemisphere
>>154676749Jack Kirby homage!!! :D
Pls join stream
>>154704330There's a reason why MST disowned these shorts.
>>154674613I feel like this show predicted Borat.
>>154705033Also, here’s what I think we can all agree needs to happen to the fat kid from it.
>>154705046Fun fact: Most trains are run on her
>>154705033Don't invoke it.
>>154704728This and BUM both need documentaries about that.
>>154678069EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
>>154678069So all I have to do is steal this webm and I'll get a ton of replies, right? The rest of the episode's a whole lot worse.
>>154695826Comfy
>>154702275https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MW_VaBombaA
>>154706302I hope to god that these aren't the same "homies" that got their own kart racer...
>>154692386This feels like if one of those companies that produce Dollar Store animated films tried their best to go legit.
>>154693551Holy shit lol
>>154706399That's exactly what happened KEK.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Animation_Picture_Company
>>154698683>That show along with pic related were among the earliest programing when Disney XD was introduced back in 09>Collab between Disney and Toei>One of the first times I could remember as a kid hearing Beast Boy, Cosmo, Crocker, Flame Princess, and Coco Bandicoot's VAs
>>154706457Jetix/Disney XD had a thing for cartoons taking place in the garbage.
>>154707073How fitting!
https://youtu.be/L7nz2TrbgJU?is=LYtfc1zhU-WPr8Jr
>>154675597I hate this show even more because it replaced Invader Zim reruns on Saturday afternoons.
>>154677220This show was too fucking gross
>>154680169To be fair, it introduced me to the joke"It hurts when I do this" *hit someone*
I don't see the vision
>>154707740>we have the awesomes at home
I see that most people here are posting bad shows with weird concepts, but I think there are good/decent shows without weird premises that, if you think it through, you probably ask, "Why does this show exist?"
>>154697777I wouldn't watch it based on the premise alone To me it signals the complete and utter end of ideas
>>154707785SpongeBob SquarePants comes to my mind. I mean why does a cheese person live underwater? Ever other characters are sea creatures.
>>154674613>hasn't been posted yet
>>154707826Same here, shows where the title characters are named as generically as possible put me off, similar thing with Apple and Onion and the aforementioned Pig Goat Banana Cricket
>>154708081Fiess created this, the fuck!?
>>154708090>Created by David Feiss, known for his work on Cow and Chicken, the series both serves as a gag dub and retelling of the original 2009 South Korean animated series based on the YooHoo and Friends franchise, with comedic and satirical changes being made in order for western audiences to relate to the series more.Korea's Kung Pow
>>154708091>Kung Pow>Written by, directed by and starring Steve OedekerkSmall world, huh?
>>154708081Catchy theme song.https://youtu.be/Bw8B0DVMuw4?is=Ml4B1IsyjHhmITGwAlso the fact that these cute critters are transformed middle-aged high-ups is so funny to me. More cartoons should have characters like that.
>>154684958Iirc it was inspired by an album cover.
>>154707073Something must have been lost in creation of this one. The characters seem to be "animal sized" and yet their big guy on the team is a mole? The design just screams "we have no idea what we're actually doing".I saw only one episode of this and it had a rat Chue Guevara quite offensive to rats really
>>154693551Buffet really is the most based of our corporate overlords.
>ITT: Cartoons you can’t believe existed.Happy Tree friendsOk, for one episode as a joke, but multiple seasons?
>>154693551The show’s entire budget.
>>154674613You know the lesbian girl with a horse from the newest xmen shit? Bitch was based on fhe worst cartoon ever, Princess Sarah Wildfire.Known as Cavalo de Fogo in portuguese and spanish countries.
>>154706314Yes
>>154695849This one is good as fuck because you can feel how charlie feels.
>>154698516We should had got the nightmare child cartoon, since the comics and game were good.
>>154700274I remember the punky cartoon, shit had a lot of reruns ad the damn intro is printed in my head to a point i wish i had a memory remover.
>>154708081I like the juxtaposition of the cute and silly
>>154701988And it was funny, bonus for Frank Welker for doing a perfect Curly Howard impersonation.https://youtu.be/VdVplX6kkPo?is=49fnli1iKHFlM80U
>>154708562Seriously, this has to be the strangest concept of Mandela ever, because there were so many reruns of this shit that for years people thought it had more than 10 episodes.https://youtu.be/1UxVoRYXmwo?is=h-HcCLFTtzNVUEeO
>>154708742This is the one with John Vernon voicing the horse, right?
>>154708952Yeshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wildfire_(1986_TV_series)The lesbo horse girl gail simone did for the xmen is literally her.
>>154706429Lol
>>154708462I'll give him props for not giving in to DEI
>>154678069>MFX 1209
>>154674613I ask myself that about a lot of Canadian cartoons.
>>154708163>catchy
>>154708163this gotta be the stupidest concept for a cartoon show
>>154708081This is probably the greatest example of a Western animator stealing a show from the East and changing it beyond recognition.I heard the original makers of YooHoo were PISSED at Feiss’ gag dub.
>>154707826That's what happens when you cancel every single show that's not as popular as Spongebob within the first few months of its existence. You get desperate for ideas that you'll take almost anything from any creator that's equally desperate to make a show that they'd pitch it to Nick of all companies.
>>154697777Quads of truth.
>>154708081I remember seeing these critters on a South Korean flash game site years ago and later seeing plushies at the mall. I had no idea this localization even existed, absolutely bizarre.
>>154708081The Ghost Stories of western animation
>>154708471Yeah, I guess the fact that they've actually produced so much of it is kinda baffling. Hell, isn't it still getting new episodes to this day?
>>154676749Unironically the best AS show
>>154675597https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACAw5nlKvOM
>>154712467>this shit show had a live stage show at some mallNot the only time this happened.
>>154698516>A classic Hollywood story involves Gene Simmons of Kiss. In the late ’90s, as co-owner of the Fox Family Channel, Saban was developing shows for children. Simmons, the fire-breathing, blood-spitting frontman of a rock band in costumes and face paint, pitched Saban an idea for a new Saturday-morning cartoon: Kiss meets X-Men, the Marvel comics superhero team. Saban liked the concept well enough to convene a meeting with Avi Arad, then C.E.O. of Marvel’s toy division.>At the appointed time, Saban, Arad, and Simmons sat down. The meeting was going well, and the three began to haggle over numbers. Then Saban turned to Arad and, referring to Simmons, confided in Hebrew, “Now we gut him like a fish.” Without missing a beat, Simmons—who, unbeknownst to Saban, was born Chaim Witz in Haifa, Israel—replied in Hebrew, “You asshole. I’m one of you.”
>>154712535Please tell me there is footage/photos of this.
>>154678069This is disgusting and how they allowed for this to be on air is wild.
>>154686495Frustrating thing is that the art in this is really fucking good. Could've made a comedic crime show with normal people but someone laced the blunt.
>>154693639I thought it was funny, I like bizarre humor
>>154712889>look it up on IMDb>1.1/10Okay, I’m sold on streaming this shit.
>>154712604To Jew a Jew…if it succeeded, would a singularity form?
>>154675841Greg was an alcoholic and needed booze money. I'm not joking.
>>154692732This one actually made me laugh out loud.
>>154712928Please do it now.Also a 1.1? Christ, this thing’s worse than Velma.
>>154712889This is made by the chamberlain heights guy, right? That lineart is scarily familiar...
>>154713819Okay, be careful what you wish for.
>>154712889>>154712928>>154713819>>154714000Do they share the same creators?
>>154712604I love that story.
>>154714000You better do Martians.
>>154714606Alright, might as well.I don’t think I’ve EVER done that one.
>>154712889>filename
>>154685346Didn't the movie almost kill the entrie animation industry in Mexico?
>>154674676I mean it could work now with AI slop I guess. Probably alongside >>154678069
>>154696133>dubsI will now adopt your theory.
>>154674983You can fuck right off this was a fun show
Not sure if this fits the thread's theme, but...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rd7a8bMe9jsI shipped the fuck out of Henry and Lucy when I was a kid.
>>154676948Japanese are just naturally crazy.
>>1546746761990s was the time when every IP in the world got a cartoonBettlejuiceNeverending storyMario, Zelda, Captain N, Donkey Kong, Sonic.The fucking Pacman
>>154691816Fun fact.The Brady Bunch is the only sitcom with zero afroamerican actors
>>154692386ew
not a full cartoon but the Matt Damon episode of Arthur is still a "wtf is this real" thing to me
>>154699493What the fuck was the owner's problem?
>>154675327Thanks for reminding me of this thing
>>154678069Did they let Metis animate a sequel to swap.avi?
>>154678069This but slow motion with Ave Maria playing.
>>154706302>>154706314What the fuck even is this and how did it even get a game
>>154718509>Homie Rollerz was developed by American video game developer Webfoot Technologies, in partnership with cartoonist David Gonzales. In an interview with Destructoid, Gonzales stated that he had been attempting for years to find a publisher with faith in the idea of a video game based on the Homies figurine line. Eventually, Gonzales found Destineer, with who he would begin working with shortly thereafter.WHAT THE FUCK!?
>>154693551Anon, he was the one who paid them.
>>154718583well he should have paid them more because it looks like a cheap flash cartoon
>>154695849Its a fun show
This one.>why?It's actually cool as fuck, I loved in my childhood. Watched again as an adult and loved yet NEVER SAW A SOUL TALKING ABOUT IT, like it never existed.
>>154675431Windsor McCay is a god.
>>154687659>but my god the second season's themesong is fucking atrocious,Ironically, I'd say the second season was an improvement over the first, though.>it's weird that they made it when duck dodgers was already out Duck Dodgers was actually ending by the time Loonatics aired. Also, they aired on two different networks.
>>154718695the first PC game was / is an all time favorite.crazy fun intersection of mechwarrior and armored core with like the perfect blend of gamey and light simulator mechanics on top of all the fun customization for your gears.also I've known about this series for years and have never made an effort to watch it, I really should. but when it was new yeah I had no idea it existed.
>>154718918>armored coreBased, there was a guy on /emugen/ who kept posting webms of each AC entry. Made me want to try the series out sometime, and you make me want to check out Heavy Gear too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3wMjTWYVf4
>>154674780Remember when Chris-Chan put a Family Guy "skitch" in Sonichu where "Sammy" reenacts the crappy Filmation Ghostbusters cartoon intro and ends up shitting himself in an antique car? Say what you want but that does look like a cutaway that could appear in a Family Guy episode.
>>154674692Why does that duck have nipples.
>>154701911Those were so much different times. Not a cartoon but in Poland in 60s one of popular books for kids featured adventurer/historical journalist with nickname "Mr Automobile" that would travel around with bunch of young boy scouts and, as one of them would declare, he was "not interested in girls". Back then everyone would think "oh, it's some story about a guy and his kid sidekicks", only now people would react weirdly.
>>154719918Concord is a bright example in the annals of business history of what happens when you don't say "No" at any point of the projectToo bad execs can't read
>>154719168there was a villain racer woman racer with big arms, I distinctly remember her tearing off her sleeves for a gun show I only watched it in Russian
>>154720310Oh hey, I remember thoseAnyway, yeah, moral panics are an epitome of noble intentions causing more harm than good. For every person potentially saved from harm thanks to them there is an unmeasurable amount of societal, psychological and cultural damage caused by the increased paranoia, distrust and excessive control they lead to.
>>154706429>The Reef 2So THAT’S why they used that specific shark model.
>>154681645> You better run> You LIAAAAAAAAAAR
>>154697013But Biden isn't in anymore, dumbass.
>>154679752Then why YouTubers lied about it for ALL of the 2010s?
>>154677887it was a fundamental misunderstanding of why kids liked ren and stimpy or spongebob. They just didn't get that "haha gross concept" doesn't work as a show. a show can have gross humor, but that was never the actual draw of those more popular cartoons.
>>154721270Because 1) it makes for a better story, 2) it’d be REALLY funny if it was true and 3) Lawrence Kasanoff, who was like the main guy behind the project, was the one spreading it and he had enough pull to make sure that was the story everyone heard (fun fact, he was the producer for the first two MK movies and he was a producer for >>154700170). It was only years later that the behind the scenes guys who worked in the movie came out and said something like “Kasanoff’s full of shit actually. We only ever had about 7 minutes of animation done before he had us swap to mocap. I bet the original harddrives are still stored somewhere”. Also, another fun fact: the M&M people they dropped out because they were shown footage of the green M&M as a dude and then immediately lost all faith in the project.
>>154717192You know as a kid I hated how boring this intro was but looking back, that's pretty impressive animation.
>>154674676it was the time when cartoons existed primarily to market a larger overarching IP
>>154721840I don't now about the stuff made in the ewarly 00s like Sumos, but the late 80s had a sort of Growwout fad among kids stuff where companies kept making gross looking toys and shows based around the popularity of Garbage Pail Kids. Nickelodeon really took to it, and this was a bit before Ren and Stimpy. TMNT also jumped on the gross stuff around 1991 or so and all the toys of that year were things like Muckman, Mutagen Man, and other grosser looking guys that never really appeared in the show.
>>154719168They went so overboard with that gravity-defying glob as the part of the track.
>>154721931>the M&M people dropped out because they were shown footage of the green M&M as a dude and then immediately lost all faith in the projectI did not know that part of the story, lmao.
Might as well add this while we're at it.>kid angel battling a demon for kid's souls
>>154717192reminder this was based off of a series of books called The Borrowers, which are much older.both versions are good, imo.
>>154723638The LIttles were their own book series well before the cartoon but yeah, the author still pretty much just did The Borrowers in modern america.
>>154717211MC Hammer got a goddamn cartoon
>>154686219Go to 2ch or whatever it’s called now and ask them.
>>154723989ah, never saw the littles books. my american school library had all the borrowers books so I didn't know there was an intermediary step. loved the borrowers.
>>154708163This theme song lives rent free in my head.
>>154692720At least this one did justify having wacky fantasy/sci-fi stuff since the MC is an alien.
>>154699493>outer space alien catsWhat the fuck?
So this >>154685346 ripped off this >>154723505
>>154724182The funniest part is that only the turnip muncher dub has been found, the English original is lost media.
>>154724182There’s an episode where the dog jumps onto a spaceship after the little boy spots it. The ship had alien cats who are against pet ownership. ALF’s dinner threatens the cat-loving neighbor at gunpoint and the dog eventually gets inside the ship as their commander tries to get him out.In the end, the cat commander is held hostage by that little kid and forced to live in his room, ensuring a fate worse than death.And yes, this actually happened, but it’s only available in commie for some reason. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdEWZMTk9EE
>>154674613>newt makes impressions that fly through the target audience of kids’ mush brainsWho was this for again?
>>154695864
>>154705217Sorry she is Lithuanian she was not familiar with train terminology meaning in America
>>154705217>>154725594Classic.
>>154695864what even is this?Why is that boy naked?Why is he racing a robot on foot?Why are they surrounded by highly detailed midgets who are probably world leaders?why does one of them look like fidel castro? why are the walls decorated with babies crying?why does that dog look like a depressed kirby?WAHaT
