The Edition with Aranea and Meenah.Previous Dream Bubble: >>154650876QOTT: Which of the numerous Homestuck art styles is your favorite?
porn: https://files.catbox.moe/osn6ec.jpg
>>154670001>Bro - Terezi equivalenceWE CAN GO DEEPER
I would love if a drawfag would graciously draw Kanaya with braces.
>>154676938>broken linkits fuckin ovver
>>154677078catbox it down for some reasonhttps://drive.google.com/file/d/1TUQe1SQAh5ZOLep88T93TAz2kQD7Vf1L/view?usp=sharing
>>154676914>QOTTI'm going to be a basic bitch and say hero mode, it's always a joy to look at
i bring emo stucks>QOTTheromode is the best followed by hussnasty
>>154661779It's fine, it's just practice
>>154676914>QOTTHero or Scribble I guess, Hussnasty is fun but it's not as comedic and some of those faces are mega ugly
Jesus christ reading the commentaries and having to put up with hussie being an unfunny tryhard faggot is a fucking torture on par with waterboardingHow is this the same man that that wrote homestuck with all its wit and humor?
>>154677424its kinda funny doe
I still can’t find art of Jade and PM kissing, they weirdly have a ship name on the booru but not a single smooch
>>154677424hussie's own active voice tends to be some of his worst writing ironically enough
>>154677648he is a better ambiguous narrator
Did Hussie make it to earth C or was he canonically killed, I can’t recall.Same with Beyond canon cause I can’t find the scene where they show Obama, he was stated to be a home player and I was hoping to see them adapt it
>154677249i feel like kissing equius would be quite funny. his tooth gaps would be fun to poke the tongue in there and make tickle his gum by surprise.
>>154677676its not on beyond canon. its on the epilogues. there is also a implication that dirk DID robot obama and that kinda broke dave. also yes there is a robot obama. that book is so shit good lord.
>>154677555Doodle for you
i just learned about the hypergamy chart. im going to havve to kill myself.
>>154677839nta but cute!
>>154677539Not after the hundredth time he says shit like this, I'm not even exaggerating
>>154677836i didnt phrased that right. there is a implication that ult!dirk fucked robot obama.
>>154677839really cute anon!
>>154677839Yeah, the good shit for the soul! I still miss PM and wish she was around for newer stuff. Would have been nice to have a few other non trolls around or have jade do anything else since she was still technically her mail individual abd fused to her dog for the little while.Thinking on this makes me hate Dirk again for not narratively putting her back and dogging her so jade had at least one other friend in candy
>>154677801explain why you love dirkjohn to me I'm curious. what's their dynamic?
>>154677424Of course, some points hussie raises are pretty fascinating though, I'll give him that>Vriska keeps the Tavros's severed legs in a chest because...she just does. She's Vriska. She gets to do stuff like that, and we don't get to ask why. Any questions? You aren't allowed to have questions. Here's a tangential consideration that you may not want to think about it, but let's just consider this your punishment for daring to question Vriska's motives. If you take into account Tavros's lower torso, which has been hoarded here, and the existence of alchemy, I think we can begin to see the basic constituents for the origin of the bull penis cane. An item which, like many things on this meteor, eventually finds its way to the Felt Mansion in the future. Now, did you need to be forced to think about how Vriska may have quite literally used the mutilated remains of her ex-boyfriend to make a bovine dildo? No, you didn't. But as I said, you brought this upon yourself.
>>154676914>QotTthe non-SD character sprites, specifically Vriska and Aranea's.
>>154678540The bull penis cane is literally the remains of CD's bull penis umbrella, an item that he holds on every sburb session. Hussie is a hack, and everyone eats it up because it pleases their fetishes and nobody reads the comic, etc etcB1 sessionhttps://www.homestuck.com/006005B2 sessionhttps://www.homestuck.com/007534
>>154678342nta but i've always liked it because it feels like dirk is projecting his feelings onto john that he used to have for jake. like a replacement goldfish situation
>>154676914>QOTT: Which of the numerous Homestuck art styles is your favorite?Hero Mode and its not even close.
>>154678650You are correct, Anon. I respect the facts you lay on the table, but the thought of Vriska being so horny for Tavros' fat bull cock that she alchemises a replacement dildo to fuck and suck after his demise pleases me greatly, so I will ignore them. Thank you, though.
>>154678650For me it's the part where he launches a multiple page-long pseud tirade about Rose's white skin being an abstract blank slate ambiguity to cover his ass while conveniently never commenting on all these mentions of the kids being pink-skinnedThat man is such a professional bullshitter
>>154678650To be fair nobody gives a fuck about any details of B2 session because it's such a slog
>>154678653I'm rather interested in the ship now
>>154678910it's good especially when you think about how slutty and forward john is under the guise of no homo-ing everyone
>>154679070mmm, clingy dave third wheel...
the greatest thing about BC is that theres a chance a ship that i like becomes canon. why are you calling me crazy?im not crazy!
mallek on the thread
>>154679094Dave Strider being cucked brings me great, unfathomable, almost unexpressable joy. I now like the ship purely based on this.
kankari's pants are full body and it gives me an unstoppable urge to fuck
>>154679223flushed mallek anon vs caliginous mellek anonwho wins
>>1546721697 words...>>154676914>Which of the numerous Homestuck art styles is your favorite?Xamag
>>154679223That stupid ugly faggot should be beaten and raped repeatedly for being so insufferably fuckable
>>154679223i love him soso much
whos that ugly hoe one post above mine
>>154679355Me because my hate towards that unwashed degenerate disgrace of a blueblood knows no bounds>>154679408>>154679439Fuck you
>>154679290
>>154679675Beautiful
>>154679550fuck you too
>>154679355i would beat the shit out of that mf
i have no words for this
>>154679824i feel really maternal when i see this image.
hussie should make a furry erotica with zero cynical remarks on it. just beautiful anthropomorphic creatures enjoying each other in all kinks they enjoy.
>>154679824grandhighbara
>>154677153Only one drawing ?
>>154680187hmmmm ainda quer mais.
>>154680056The furry erotica part is more plausible than him making no cynical remarks
>>154680242agreed.
>>154679675Got anymore of these
i used to think hussie was cool as a kid, but now that im older and i know hes been consistently dating people my age i just feel disgusted by him
>>154680490I wanted to be just like him and make my own mixed medium webcomic with colorful humor. my essay for enligh class was based off of homestuck
>>154680490happens to the best of us
>>154676938I need her so fucking bad dude.
>>154677839Is this a case of the white woman in Jade taking over?
>>154680989Just dog instincts like always anon, PM is kinda like a bigger and older Dog who's always been there
>>154679223He's so underrated
>>154680056Hussie would have done gangbusters in the pony fanfic space back in the day. Now he's just a hasbeen.
If you think about it, Jack Noir is one of the most covertly perverted characters in Homestuck. His hate boner for black women is universal and his love for white women even more so. His only relationships with black women is the Black Queen, whom his hatelust is persistent in EVERY session. However. his three love interests are all white is is consistent in multiple sessions. Spades Slick with Ms. Paint is the most obvious since it was love at first sight. Jack developed flushed feelings for Peregrine Mendicant despite her hatred for him (it could also be the Bec in him speaking). Jade Harley is the most interesting love interest in that while his feelings for protection come from the Bec in him, he still has motives and romantic needs of Jack. I can only imagine the pent up heat Jack had to go through when being with Jade (and especially her Dog-Tier form). If the epilogues were true, I don't think even Paradox space would withstand what Jack had in store down there and what he is prepared to do with it.This is of course not mentioning his love for the Terrier Fancy Magazine.
>>154681199Jade would have raped him with her doggy dick anon
>>154680974>>154680187ill draw more
>>154681199Every dog needs a girl to occupy his psyche
I've never experienced love and it hurts.
https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/87338386-5861-8158
Can we post more Lanque please?
I really love him so please post some if you have it.
Rendered into the same state I wrote Roxy in once, of being drunk and helplessly flopping around. But still genius
>>154678342Read this, be enlightenedhttps://archiveofourown.gay/works/33136003But in short it's this pic. Plus because I'm insane I also have a weird fascination with Dirk and John's metanarrative powers and their implications for stuff like esoteric mysticism and stupid cross overs with TES.
should karkat be bullied in my artwork
>>154682204The answer is yes.
>>154682210how should i bully him
color surprisehttps://files.catbox.moe/ug2of7.jpg
>>154682338Canon
>>154682204Yes>>154682288Small bulge humiliation
>Aranea: Biggest bust of all the Trolls.>Aradia: Widest childbearing hips.>Jane: Largest breasts and most fertile human.>Roxy: Horniest human and most likely to suck on first date.
>>154683149Where does the "Aranea has fat grey udders" thing come from? Not that I'm complaining, mind you.
>>154683172Y'know how we joke that Vriska has the biggest tits, but in reality is either average or small? Well, Aranea is one of two Trolls that is actually depicted with having curves in the comic, so compared to Vriska having nothing, Aranea by contrast HAS something, so people run with it.Thus, we declare she's curvy.It pisses Vriska off to no end than this Velma-looking mother fucker is way more attractive than her.
>>154677062hyg :D
>>154683211headgear alt if you are so inclined
>>154683211Kanaya may be the most slender of the Trolls. But if given a wee little one, shed be able to actually take care of it. Give a baby to Aranea and she'd try and feed it s grub. Aradia should be used only to make babies, not raise them. Jane and Roxy? Eh, they'd be okay.
>>154683211>>154683216Trolls with fangs > Trolls with little nub teeth
>>154683216>>154683211These are fantastic. I wish to see more of your work.
>>154683219>Busty.>Tight dress that squishes the breast.My God. I need to draw Aranea in this pose.
why didnt john in the meat timeline just have the most steamy sex possible with aranea that ends with her becoming his matesprit, is he stupid?
>>154683234Of course he is. He didn't sense the narrative changing and Dirk influencing Roxy into becoming a Tranny. Worst, he didn't realize how hot Roxy was and didn't bury his dick into her to make a big family.
>>154683228>dressOh anon...
>>154683245What fanventure is this
>>154683247Drinking Problem.https://mspfa.com/?s=51062&p=1
>>154683245... Here's my idea now. >Aranea at the door. Why and a little embarased because (YOU) came to see her so early, earlier than expected.>You caught her mid dress, and as such is in her bra and underwear.>An ill fitting, tight bra, that gives squish.
>>154683260>An ill fitting, tight bra, that gives squish.I NEED HER.
>>154683275Gimmie a bit I've got early morning formation and then breakfast.
>>154677424They were fun at first until he started spamming shit like that. Also for some reason he really likes mentioning DaveRose
>>154683234wait i just realized wouldnt this end up with aranea on the dirkship instead of terezi?
>>154683289It's tragic. He clearly loves the concept of DaveRose but he knows his ravenous scicophants will eat him alive for going outside the box they've placed him in
Imagine if you would, John-Aranea.John>Down to earth. So he's able to keep her machinations in check.>Sorta mellow: No crazy nights out like others would have with her.>Reliable: He can get any job, because he's a simple and average fellow at heart.>Mustache: None can resist.Aranea.>All the fun of Vriska, without the Vriska.>Smart and sophisticated, she can help him when Rose cannot.>Curves. Vriska is, sadly, a stick. Aranea gives him someone to hold, and squeeze.>Blue: Guys dig blue gals.
>>154683298I mean it's obviously his favorite relationship in the series given that they have the most interactions out of any other by far, but I didn't know he wanted them fucking like that
>>154683259>Troll Panty and Stocking poster in her intro panel>Troll Scout TF2 in anotherJesus Christ I think I may have just found my wife guys
>>154683407In the book he made allusions to them sloppily making out on their voyage. Of course they fucked.
I'm now picturing Rose and Aranea facing off at a PTA meeting, trading snide remarks about each other's Lemon Squares.Meanwhile, their husbands:>John: hi Dave!>Dave, who sounds like Scout: yo whatsup.
>>154683324Now imagine also Jake-Vriska for a total shitshow of a relationship chart
>>154683491Oh good fucking Lord. No.The world isn't ready for that level of tism. You gotta go all the way there.>Kankri and Nepeta.>Meulin and Karkat.>Kankri is the chaste, well put together Karkat Nepeta didn't know she wanted, but who gives her only a kiss.>Meulin is the big titty big sister that Karkat can't stop fawning over. And who she drains when she wants.
>>154683478...lemon square?
>>154683517Lemon Squares. It's a buttery shortbread permeated with lemon custard. They're simple to make and easy to screw up.
So in this hypothetical Suburban AU I have just came up with, whose the better baker, Rose or Aranea?
>>154683407>This is true in spite of the fact that [Dave and Rose] awkwardly don't know they're related, and even more awkwardly, don't know they're attracted to each other on some level.>It's time to reflect on the fact that, at this point, Dave and Rose haven't learned they are brother and sister yet. Four months is a long time. Did something happen between them? I guess we'll never know. (Something happened between them.)>Note how [Terezi] has contemptuously crossed out the girl whom she's designated as Rose, which seems to imply that she views Rose as her chief romantic rival in pursuit of Dave, despite the incestuous implications. Of course trolls don't have the same hang-ups about incest, and don't even seem to understand the idea. Which of course makes them the perfect mouthpieces for the text to exploit in order to continue forcing the idea of some of these incestuous matchups into our awareness, thus making us all slightly uncomfortable.>The incest pairings are stated as non-viable, although at least for Dave and Rose, the topic just seems to keep getting dragged back into the spotlight more than you might expect, or want. >Such as commenting on the fact that, despite knowing they're siblings for some time already, Dave continues blundering around Freudian language during heart-to-heart conversations with his sister and never really stops doing so throughout the entire story. >This meant Rose could hog Present Dave all to herself (...). This is all pretty important, so stop getting distracted by my allusions to incest, or my bizarre insistence on talking about my priest, okay?Did I miss anything?
good morning hsg
My gf found the shota Gamzee folder on my computer
>>154683211>>154683216Oh holy shit, thank you so much anon. I didn't actually think anyone would draw this for me.
>>154683586Neither, lightbound girlies can't cook for shit
>>154683530nta looks fucking tasty I want one
>>154683725That makes sense. They can see all things, but not his bad their cooking is.>>154683731They are delicious
>>154683757Now how bad their cooking is*
>>154683710hehe. anon...... care to share the folder......?*sweats*my collection is... quite small...
>While John and Aranea have their matrimonial bliss.>While Dave and Rose have a strange Freudian Marriage.>Karkat is hitched to Meulin.What happens to the Crabboi
>>154683622he was so down bad for the incest i can't believe he grandstands about how wrong and dirty it is now
>>154683512>Kankri and Nepeta.>implying he isn't going to call her problematic for shipping real people
>>154683779This, but Dirk and Mom.
>>154683791He's her cute big nerd she loves so much.
>>154683779>that extremely subtle change in Dave's expressionbased
>>154683807A single pixel is all that matters. Rose and Roxy are even drawn slightly differently in their heads. Roxy is slightly more angled, Rose is more circular. This leads me to conclude that Rose is curvier than Roxy
>Meulin teasing Karkat in a way he actually likes, compared to how Nepeta did it.>She's soft enough and gentle enough that her hugs don't knock him down.
>>154683779this is reversed in reality btw
>>154683838She wants him?
>>154683834>but her weight certanly would knock him down
>>154683834>in a way he actually likesWhich is?
>>154683843rose's the one calling
>>154683731The best part is, even if you screw them up, they're still delicious. Learning to make them is a process best undertaken when you can shove the failed experiments off on someone else, lest ye get fat.
>>154683850Boob in face hug
>>154683958>T. Jane crocker.
Gimmie your voice claims, or head cannons. Now.>John: Dimitri from Anastasia.>Rose: Visualsounds1.>Dave: Norm Macdonald.>Jade: Meg Griffin.
>>154683172People used to post a chubby Aranea cosplayer with massive jugs all the time
>>1546831728ig-8reasted Aranea is one of the constant of the paradox space, much like Aradia having big tits, Tavros being hung, Nepeta being flat, Karkat being a manlet, Gamzee being tall and so on
>>154684098I wonder if Hussie ever took a look at the cosplayers and Nudestuckers and had a mind to think which one was the most accurate to whom he pictured.
>>154684242Tavros being hung like a horse will never not be tragic. The poor boy is armed with a 105mm howitzer but the damn thing can't be moved.
>>154684606>Tavros>like a horseso close yet so far anon
moomoo
Never let Skye give you head. She WILL bite. I did and legally I'm a woman now.
>>154681199Maybe Jack just has a thing for Prospit ladies.
>>154684736where braces
>>154684699Hung like a bull then.
>1 major female Dersite(Black Queen)>the rest(BK, Jack/SS, DD, HB, CD, WV, AR) is male>1 major male Prospitan(White King)>the rest(WQ, PM, Ms Paint) is femaleWhat did Hussie mean by this?
>>154684699It's actually a perfectly valid comparisont. Tavroscholar
>>154684736... you can scissor now though
>>154684787um you wanted a nonbinary queen/king, is that your question?
>>154684787>White King>Black QueenOh hey I've seen this one!
man i need to draw skye as a boy. call him kyle.
i need to kiss kankri
>>154684870>Male Skye named Kylefuckin do it man.
>>154684787>Prospitan side is female-leaning>female implies vagina and ova>ova are large gametes, with only one of them being around at a time>like Skaia>Dersite side is male-leaning>male = dick, balls and sperm>meteors are described as "big seeds" and are outright said to SEED the old world with new life>they're also small and numerous in comparison to a singular Skaia>ie. they're like semen>yfw sburb and especially the Reckoning are an allegory for coitus
>>154676914Homerstuck is highly satanic because it has trolls aka DEMONS and homersexuals
>>154684736Now draw her biting Lily while fingering her. It's what Lily would want.
>>154684870>call him kylewill his brother be jewish now?
Aranea is almost done. Gonna go get lunch, then ink.
>>154684783yesssssss>>154684801but hung like a bull fits him so well...........
>>154684736where self harm
>>154684920And just like coitus, it's dangerous, there's explosions, people die.
>>154684787A side effect of hussie bringing the Midnight Crew from Problem Sleuth to Homestuck, without them the male/female imbalance between kingdoms wouldn't be this big. Pair this with the fact that the alpha session did not introduce any new carapacian characters beyond extra incarnations of the four agents.
>>154684955i knew someone would make this joke.
>>154684989she healed that.
>>154684992And the fact that hussie just doesn't give a shit about Prospit in general compared to Derse
>>154684839What do you mean you've seen it? It's brand new.
>>154684992>>154685011Here's how we can see Prospit from irrelevance
>>154684992I wish Problem Sleuth would be here into Homestuck. What if The Felt were in Problem Sleuth.
>>154683714ofc i like having an excuse to draw kan ^_^
>>154685168Hello, another anon here. May I request Kanaya reading Dracula, and her reaction to it?
Lunch done. Let's draw.
>>154683216awooga
>>154685190
>>154681355no art on the whiteboardwtf guysget in there
Here's 'ranea. Squished in her bra.>Be you, her friend.>You two are as close as cucumbers in the field or worms on the hook.>She invited you over to come see a movie she got. Wanting to be early, you came about half an hour or so before the hit time.>Maybe, just a wee bit too early.>>154685896Delightful, thank you!
>>154686019I don't have a tablet or laptop right now, I'm stuck going traditional!
>>154686019i put ALL the drawfags to sleep. shush
>>154683410619>>154685078>>154685157We need Problem Sleuth 2.
>>154686087You can't put me to sleep. Nothing can! I'm gonna draw Aranea some more!
>>154686033Paizuri is the only logical and acceptable continuation of this scenario. Very nice art, also.
>>154686123Thank you. But Anon, that cross the line from Friendship into something more! What if Aranea isn't ready for that?>==> step outside and wait for her to dress?>==> Attempt to convince her she's fine as she is?>==> Whip it out?
Shoot, what do I draw Aranea even doing?
>>154686033sooowhen is she flashing us so that we get in?
>>154686373discussing something to john.
https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/87338386-5861-8158also here's whiteboard so you dont lose it
>>154686455Flashing as in, waving her hand inside?
>>154686514flashing as is flashing a nip to entice you in anonthat serket seduction biz
>>154686530I'm pretty sure walking out in just your bra and underwear is meant to be enticing enough, no?
>>154686551le signyou're no fun
>>154686570:B
what are the least drawn characters in homestuck fanart. is it carapacians. is it leprechauns? or is it somethin' else?
>>154686373Putting Roxy to sleep.
ok guys don't mind the cummed on karkat on whiteboard.
I haven't been by in months but I saw this extremely bad Faygo ad and thought of youhttps://youtu.be/3dxysydEp54?t=432
>>154686666Its definitely the fuckass leprechauns thatre only shown for like, 3 pages total as a gag of a gag
ok i threw my first stone and made an idea of tard wrangler aranea
>>154686666I'd say it's a tie between the amphibians and the impsCasey ceased to exist some time in 2011, and we mourn his loss
>>154686683Eh, that's not really lewd nor smexy.
>>154676914WHO else here is in the best Homestuck subreddit ever r/Englishpumpkinparty?https://www.reddit.com/r/EnglishPumpkinParty/
>>154686373How about Aranea breastmogging Vriska?
>>154686846Ah now THAT I can do!
>>154686843>another generation getting groomed by cynical Homestuckers
>>154686768i could go for a faygo right now.
>>154686843no thanks
>>154686173Whip "it" out, and by it well, lets just say, flowrer bouqet
im swesting like equius rn. cuz is so hot here. i hate it.
>>154686915it is literally more active than r/homestuck and is for chuds by chuds; what is not to like....
>>154686843>EnglishPumpkinPartyHmm. This seems nice. Think I could post my Aranea there?
>>154686947dont even bother anon
>>154686942>it is literally more active than r/homestuck Can we truly call it alive when 90% of it is _Eridan_ having a manic episode?
>>154686958Why, anything wrong with it - besides it being Reddit?
i know it's you eridan. saw you posting there.
>>154686988its schizoposting and id consider it worse than this threadmost posts are made by the fucking owner who thinks he's still cool lmao
>>154686942>more active than r/homestuck>almost all post are by _eridan_insane levels of fagottry
>>154686942its genuinely two people on there lmao
guys pleeeeeaase joing my server i NEEED other chuds to rp my fics to!i just cant coom to normal homesmut anymore.............
>>154687069I like to RP but I've got my own lines drawn.
>>154687079but anon.......... my boxing fics...! you must help me im begging
seagoatdad is so petable. i would feed him alternian equivalent fish.
Fuck Hussie and Vibri for sending ICE on davekat-sucks and ruining my _Eridan_ x dks OTP
>>154687095My own kinks are beyond you, little guppy.
>>154687126cucked yet again.............................
>>154687095Those shitass fanfics about washed up boxers with homestuck characters are _eridan_'s?
>>154686825No, you’re wrong, it is 100% smexy, but if you don’t want to draw it, don’t draw it.
EXCUSE YOU, but my fics about males getting beaten in a boxing match by femdoms like kanaya makes my dick rock solid like nothing elseyour problem if you cant understand my writing chud
>>154687177I know you're making fun of this _eridan_ retard or whatever but "fics about males getting beaten in a boxing match by femdoms like kanaya" is beast mode I am afraid
>>154687177Boxing fetish is *real* niche these days. I remember a couple back from the FiMFiction era, but I only ever read one out of curiosity.
>>154687193Ive read one or two of them and theyre not good or interesting im afraid. Also for some reason its always John and Kanaya/Callie.
i wanna eat ice cream
My mind cannot think, so I must leave for now. Gonna go get dinner. If you've got any outfit ideas, send em my way. I'll find a lass to throw them in.
>>154687193they're very real and suck a lot of ass btw
>>154686947YES YOU CAN>>154686958>>154687007FUCK YOU
>>154687253kanaya or jade in this cute outfit. pls.
>>154687291go back to your fic writing eridan its safe there
>>154687193>>154687220>>154687314WAIT what? i've been making fun of this retard since schizoposting i saw about ipgd but i've never heard of this beforesounds funny any anons have links?
>>154687257>>154687220I'm sure they're god fucking awful but that isn't going to keep me from thinking the concept has merit.
>>154687375seconded, id like to laugh at what this guy wrote
>>154686843I dont use reddit or discord, they are leftist trash websites full of people who want to dox you, and you can't even post on reddit unless you spam 'I love trannies' a billion times to get enough karma, honestly what a shit ass website.
>>154685896fucking adorable
babylon 5 hs au would be fire.
>>154688374jesus
>>154688374That Rose can get it
>>154688374Dave and Rose are the only remotely good swaps here.
>>154688355I havent watched that show specifically but for a space opera homestuck I would imagine the races would be:HumansTrollsDersitesProspitansConsortsand Cherubs as the special race small in numbers but very powerful aliens that every space opera seems to have, and the add the leprechauns into that group for good measure.The first seasons would do with contending with the Batterwitch, with Jack as a minor antagonist who may play the role of anti-villan every other episode or so while the latter seasons are about stoping Caliborn from acquiring the space opera macguffin that lets him become Lord English which he does anyway because plot tension so John and the group have to find the cherub homeward to get the zilly weapons which are now the only things that can realistically stop him.
>>154688374>>154688634>BPDemon daveMUH
>>154689251>BPDemon daveIsn't that just dirk?
>>154689391dirk is also MUH thanks for asking
>>154689391Dirk is more like the BPDemiurge
>>154688374please let june look like this
https://beyondcanon.com/story/1097
>>154689865>holy dialoguewelcome back act 6 again holy fuck cant they divide this into thre interresting looking pages or some shit
Terezi's swimsuit.One piece or two?
>>1546899780
>>154689978I feel like a one-piece fits.Doesn't make much of a difference though, her fat ass is going to rip it apart anyway.
>>154689771why? thats ugly
>>154690088exactly
which assfucking do you prefer, male or female
>>154690150Female penis in male ass.
>>154690088that's why. it'd be funny
>>154683622What the fuuuuuck
>>154690161Based as fuck. I need Grimdark Rose shoving her gock in an unsuspecting John.
>>154690161like this?https://files.catbox.moe/bxuw9i.jpg
>>154690580broken embed kek
>>154690161^this
I need a permanent grimdark Rose steadily learning to speak right with John as her guide. More over, shenanigans.
>>154690793i feel like that would be weird though. like imagine tard wrangling rose lalonde
>>154690831Tard Wrangling a very much intelligent Rose who can do everything but communicate.
>>154690793While Act 6 was being made ipgd would bitch to Hussie about how misogynistic this is while I would have gotten a massive boner and surge of energy and lost interest in dunking on her and other tumblr feminists. Never would have happened
>>154690793How do you get Jack Noir to not kill her, for this hypothetical scenario?
>>154691015Somehow John makes it to her in time and the two beat back Jack.
>>154691192>the much larger ass and fat bulging gut on tereziHoly SEX
>>154689865TC SEXOOOOOOahem. i mean. uhul updoot.
>>154691304Latina coded
>>154691373you really do like tc
>>154691538i want him to bear my kids. be my house wife. make him a proper woman. waaaaah~
>>154691574(me)have dates, treat him well. uh. do whatever he wants to do and help him out.
can hsbg give us a proper a nightmare waifu already.
OOOOAAAAAAAAAAASSSSEEEEEEEEEXXXXSSSSEEEEEXXXXX ROSE LALONDE SEEEEEEEEX
>>154689865AR???
>>154691574what do u think he looks like
>>154691749>dirk is still so insecure and butthurt about ar that he bothered to create a new version of him that is installed on every kids computer just so it can sign off and remind everyone that its not alive no matter how much it seems like it when someones afkWhat's wrong with him
>>154691884a lot is wrong with him
>>154691574wym make HIM a proper woman
>>154691922You never feminized a man with the overwhelming power of a good dicking?
>>154690161THE WAY GOD INTENDED
>>154691922i want him to be my wife like a man makes a women proper when he puts a wedding ring on her...... but he is my man girl....
I'm not 100% sure why i think about TC like this but i believe he would be way happier if he didnt lived in a stricted envonriment where he can't express himself in other ways but computers and ... like he mentioned that he never felt alive after 5. that is rough.he clearly overworks himself to the point of exaustion (so cute tho) and has swing moods. he also seems like a freak craving some touch and lives with his old ass caretaker, wich seems like the exemplar. its cute that he says he loves him. i thought he would be indiferent. seems like he takes xanax? antidepressants? like c'mon.maybe this is why i envision him like a princess in the tower everytime i see that huge ass office building (2 towers) in there. the place he lives seems huge. its beautiful but isolated far away from his friends.
>>154692456Why can't you spell?
>>154691794i think about it everytime but i can't take a right picture. he may just use a sligthly diferent type of toga than swiss. maybe even fancier with gold paint details on it maybe. but he casually wears sleeveless t-shirts and shorts when in his work station. since there is a mention of dance floor i would also imagine that he has some type of party acessories. like glitter and neon bracelets. just for the fun and looking good. i also think he used glasses to be able to see stuff from far away. looking at the monitors for so long maybe doesn't do too good in the long run.i like to think he has fangs, wich are unusual to satyrs. but they are just subtable long canines that appear only when he smiles wide.
>>154692484check to spell errors is too much work. and i write fast. also i dont car.
>>154692456you could just be describing dirk for like 80% of this post
>>154692573i dont remember dirk liking to dance. but yeah.....i think tc is prettier tho. funny enough he reminds me of jade more than dirk. even more now because of the sudden sleeping thing and being the one that wanted to play the game in the first place.
>>154691574no idea who you're talking about but BASED
>page 8Are anons... busy on a Saturday night?!
>>154693600IM JERKING OFF GET BENT
>>154689865Look at her go!
Mom
>>154689865This dialogue is making me extremely horny. Got my lonely ass wanting a friend for once…
>>154696232Oh my God! What are they doing to John?! They're raping him!
do you think karkat gets raped
>>154696232Bro strider cant resist the egbert charm
>>154696347No one can
>>154696345Refer to >>154682338
Why does she let that Seer keep talking her into things like this?
>>154696972>Jade's legendary 3way
Would Dave say the N-Word? Would the moment he said it and the Trolls heard it, they would begin using it nonchalantly?
>>154696988>Would Dave say the N-Word?already said it in his blog anon, get with the times
>>154696988Karkat would definitely yell it a lot and since black people aren't real in homestuck, no one would care.
>>154696972>Kanaya walking down the red carpet to the award show after starring in several depraved pornos
>>154696972the textbox being so crappy compared to the rest of drawing is really to me for some reason
>>154697030*is really funny to mei just woke up okay?
>>154697019>She half-heartedly, almost vindictively, accepts the BJ Award from Troll Riley Rowan, Rillee Rowuan.
>>154697019>several depraved pornoslike what anon, give me possible titles herewe have to know if this is "typical raunchy porn flicks" or the real rainbowdrinker shit
>>154697045Well... She got nominated for Rainbow Drinker Drinks A Rainbow Of Genetic Material Donated By Every Caste Including Mutants And Hoofbeasts and her most accomplished film Wriggler Wringers 5
>>154697070and hoofbeasts??ok these are the good shit then... well deserved price
>>154697070WRIGGLER WRINGERS 5?
>>154697070anons keep making up porn titles for movies kanaya could've participated in this is actully funny af
>>154697070>"heh the joke is that shes having sex with animals and wigglers... arent i so messed up and twisted in the head bros?"
>>154697103ok tough guy, let see you take a crack at it
>>154697103I'LL HAVE SEX WITH YOU IF YOU KEEP UP THE ATTITUDE!
what if tavros let his hair grow a little bit and looked like this.
>>154697070>Not Alternian style namesShame, I thought her best work was "Wherein jade blooded rainbow drinker has an affair with a human heir of breath; no protection is worn; three buckets are filled on screen; four closeup shots of leaking nook; seventeen cumshots, all of which are inside; one wife walks in midway through, is made to hold the buckets; various rounds of anal; 4 to 10 scenes that could be considered hardcore"
>>154697129Sexo
>>154697120Y'know when it comes to Black Lalondes, or Blalondes as I call them, that there's a 50%/50% chance of them being good. This one is good. Y'know what a friend posited to me that I wish I had colored pencils to create? A ginger Lalonde. Scottish or Irish descent rather than the seemingly British/French descent we have in the comic. Imagine it.>Deeply Irish Rose/Roxy.
also good morning hsg. finally selling in the flea market at the central park :Dit kinda sucks but im not 100 set yet. my helper is not really reliable...
>>154697131Reading this made me randomly realize that Werner Herzog is a viable name for a troll.
>>154697146>And now Homestuck, narrated by Werner Herzog.>And it cuts to him in troll cosplay as Werner Herzog.
>>154697159Would he wear shitty Kanaya cosplay like Hussie or would Werner have his own fantroll?
>>154697131why is there so much johnrosemary in these threads recently?
>>154697178its a psyop.
>>154697178Because John's true purpose is being the towns bicycle, and Ive made it my mission to make everyone see that
>>154697197what does that mean
>>154697131I'm usually verbose but I can't be that verbose anon.
crap
>>154697211It means that hes free for anyone to ride, whenever, wherever
>>154697129I don't feel it to be honest
>>154697237like karkat railing him.
>>154697129This makes me want to touch him and stop him from shaving his pubes while we're together.
>The famous movies that's Ms. Maryam has stared in.>"I was in love with an equine hoofbeast whose member was absurdly long and thick, and whose desire for my buttocks was like feeding a homeless vagabond their first meal of the day.">"When Blackened Trolls, ashened from their time at the forges, seek the pressures of the innocent maiden who tends the watering hole.">And who could forget the controversial "When wriggler sitting always ensure that said wriggler is well fed and not at all afflicted with the desire to nurse and breed with the older mature female, II."
>>154697295like he was even shaving to begin with.
All this talk of Kanaya brings this question back, hsg. Is she lithe and thin, or curvy?
>>154697323Isn't it obvious?
>>154697335But how thick?
>>154697323curvy. but her hip bones are pretty visible.
>>154697305such classics, famous with all the hemospectrum
>>154697305Was anyone else shocked when she returned to making movies with that scar? Or a little excited by it?
>>154696972Moments before receiving the award for "Best Milf", "Sexiest Vampire Costume" and "Best Nursing Handjob scene"
>>154697305do you people get bored of just mindlessly repeating the same shit over and over again?this is just >>154697070 but oooo you added bbc, oh how original!
>>154697713The inclusion of Alternian film prose was enough to make it a fun continuation on the post by the basis of coming up with silly adult film titles Kanaya could have starred in, in the hypothetical scenario of her being a porn star.
>>154697751I could see Karkat being a film star in general. He's got that action hero quality, at least, one version of him does.
>>154697783Put him on his back and I'll make him a film star alright.
ugh karkat manly hairy pussy
>>154697879best realistic depiction of love in sex award goes to him
>>154697941yummy
>>154697295...what?
>>154698129That's cute.
I know I should be drawing Aranea mogging Vriska, but all this talk of Kanaya got me on her instead.
>>154698188Really good work anon, the curls of her hair adds a lot of volume to the art, I like the shine you gave her lips and...oh my fucking god
>>154698207:-)Once I can, I'll order a laptop and tablet, and I can draw digitally again. Couldnt bring it with me
>>154698188Haha yes... My Kanaya psyop is working. Thank you, she is very pretty.
Sitting on Nepeta to prevent her from going somewhere dangerous as her limbs thrash around
What if Aradia was a curvy emo weirdo?What would she wear?
>>154697976porn movie titles where terezi is the star when tho
>>154696988Yes because Hussie regularly probably says the n word.
>>154696988>would the 13 year old in 2009 who's into rap, plays on xbox and has already said "nigga", "wiggeriest" and "negrocity" say the dreaded nigger word?Come on
>>154696988He would say it but the second anyone challenged him on it, he would get really defensive and indignant about it but would still never say it again anyway.
>>154696988yes and then he will have a whole character arc about how saying it is wrong and he needs to repent
>>154699214This but unironicallyt. Hussie
Alright enough about wigger Dave.Tell me this you weirdos.Whose the most likely to get knocked up?
>>154699316>You get the sense that with the wrong influence, Dave could have slipped down the nastyboy road and gone full Eridan.Ugh what could've been
>>154697440She unfortunately lost Best Titfuck to Aranea and Best Assjob to Terezi.
>>154699408i cant takes these names seriously lol, fictional porn is way better as always.
Fem! Kankri reluctantly took home "Best rape scene in an amateur porno", with the crowd knowing that it was entirely real, they just want to mess with her and give her that award.
>>154699533male karkat took the professional instead of amateur version of this same throphy actually
>>154699638>Fem! Kankri was forced to marry her costar when it was discovered he knocked her up during the "false" rape scene.>Karkat developed Hyper Aids.
terezi took home the prize of "giving her "scared" co-star a colonoscopy with her insanely long tongue" the croud cheered
>>154699334life players are the most fertile
>advance? >absond?
>>154698188gallons
>>154699732desu making her nips hard + some bush help me not abscond ngl
Your gf asks you “would you still love me if I was a worm” and you say “no…” she runs and cries and transforms into a worm and dies in traffic. Then you continue: “…I would ONLY like you if you were a worm”Like if u cri ery tim>Eridan would fantasize about having this exchange with Feferi>Equius would really have this exchange with Aradia>Vriska would talk about it with Tavros and he would get pissed off
>>154699871>Terezi would laugh at Karkat and say he's already as big as a worm
>>154698790These women... There's something about them. Like they owe me something in specific...
>>154699316>the path of the wokeboywas there even a legitimate reason for this outside of being hussie's mouthpiece? i guess his resentment of bro self corrected him?
>>154697323bulimic girl skinny, very prominent ribs and hips (+ hip dips). kind of curvy hips and nice thighs though. also b cup tits, tiny nook, and disgustingly long tentabulge. final answer.
The truth hurts but my wife (Kanaya Maryam) would have banana tits
>>154700440and thats not hot.... because?
>>154697323Kanaya is tall with wide hips and a fat butt, but a modest chest. Very Dexter's Mom-esque. Wearing the skirt hides it most of the time.
>>154700471Have you ever seen art of her with banana titties? Because I haven't.
>>154700417Everything but the nook/bulge combo is good. Hate that.
Classic johnrose antics
Rate em.
>>154700797missing the lingerie oneupdate it plz
>>154700830Mah bad.
>>154700839>>154700845>>154700809>>154700797jkjk these all look great, i like dave the most nglnow we gotta put them all in their sex fits
Trolls now.
Jadebros...
>>154700998Why did you do him so dirty what da hell
>>154701004The middle fit is so powerful
>>154701165we need to be honest with ourselves here
>>154700809>this is the man every gray bitch out there wants to fuckwhat the hell
>>154701375>gets not a single gray bitch in the comic btw
>>154701405His doomed self fucked Vriska in the dream bubblesSource: it was revealed to me in a dream(it was a dream bubble(that specific dream bubble they were in(I was watching them fuck)))
>>154700998karkat being built like dan vs. is immaculate
>>154699158Would he write a forty page google docky about how the person accusing him was wrong or something?
The Amazing Digital Serkets.
>>154701680Dan totally could have been inspired by Karkat, given when his show aired.
>>154701802Yes, and he dumps Jade to start dating a Karkat cosplayer 20 years younger than him.
>Autistic crack yaoi shipping>Venus statue porn>Tranny shitExplain how this is better than any other Homestuck space (of which there are like 3 left on the internet)
>>154701979>Venus statue pornand thats a bad thing?
today. sucked i only sold one hecking manga.
Would you accept this if these were the canon body types of the female trolls? If not, what would you change?
>>154702026i learned that lesbians like big tited booba girls in mangas tho. noting that. gonna appeal to the lesb.
>>154701979It's not. There is no good Homestuck space, because there is no good Homestuck.
>>154702070>Getting hypnotized by Vriska’s unreasonably tall and skinny assYes please.
>>154702017Far from the based level of getting horny for turning a girl into a worm and getting her killed
>>154702070aradia and feferi are looking specially good in this one.
>>154702070>thick aradi>smol fit nepeta>tall kayana>short and somewhat thick terezi>pale vriska>dark feferimake their bloodcolor a little less noticable and make vriska shorter than kayana and it's perfect
>>154702078How did we get to this pointHow did horse show outlive us
>>154702070these are good but that feferi could be touched up, it doesnt really feel like her
>>154702118terezi having a visible gut overhang on her bottoms is top stuff
>>154702118vriska is the second tallest in my head. losing only to kanaya.
>>154702127also this
>>154702125eeeeeeeh its not like hasbro is also doing good things with mlp as of late. remember g5? yea.
>>154702128terezi should at most be subtlety chunky like that but most headcanons don't know subtlety
I am fucking crawling towards Vriska’s first scene putting someone to sleep in the show.
>>154702132I like that everyone agrees kayana should be the tallest
>>154702141G4 reboot with Faust at the head is being announced this week at SDCC. Meanwhile vibri makes "two more weeks" ass statements that are as meaningless as any HS2 plotpoint.
>>154702222>G4 reboot with Faust at the head is being announced this week at SDCC.What the fuck? Proof?
>>154702222For real ? holy shit this is everything to me actually. Since the dc super hero girls silent cancelament i've been kinda sad that there isn't no more reliable slice of life girls animated series. this gotta be at least fun to see.
>>154702017I liked Homestuck in 2011 specifically because of how asexual it was
SPAIN WON
>>154702292Lamine Yamal is almost a legal troll name
Darn it, I was rooting for the argies.
>>154702222keep in saying that until you cant.
>>154701979You can say trannyfaggotnigger here, which is integral to having a true homestuck experience
>>154702392>rooting for the villain
>>154702383Has anyone considered the implications of Andrew Hussie being a legal troll name? Maybe we can get Ansduw Hserie in Circusbreak Act 2.
I don't get why people think Dave would be black? He's obviously a wigger. He's not even the white sounding/acting black.
>>154702451The Villain?
>>154702577john canonically calls him white so I don't get it either
>>154702610Yes
>>154702577Every person I’ve met who likes/directly identifies with Dave is a juggalo-tier murder leftist who broadcasts their shitty opinions like a carnival barker and desperately wishes he was black.
>>154702577Rose and Dave are absolutely without a shadow of a doubt white you could argue John and Jade are happa but they're also white
>>154702695Almost everyone who likes Homestuck is like that, save for the oldschool cosplay normies getting in on the trend and the extremely oldschool Vriska waifufags
>>154702708Rose isn't white she's even worse she's Fr*nch
>>154702708ouuugh happa egbert makes me act unwise.
>>154702788HAAAAH karkat manlet. beautiful. slap his stupid horned head.
>>154702577Imagine some Ayden(He/They), the ftm davekat shipper with a 67% chance of being a dave kinnie. Said ayden stumbles upon dave's blog on blogspot where our lil wigga says "nigga" and "wiggeriest", which means he has committed a crime of raysizm by using le n-word and n-word derived term(worse than mass murder, possibly on par with transphobia). What are he/they's options now?>accept that dave is morally bankrupt and needs to be cancelled>claim that dave is capital-b Black and can use le n-word because hussie once said the kids are racially ambiguous to get tumblr off his ass(please disregard all mentions of pink skin, m'kay?)
>>154702826......six....seven..... *cof cof* *coughs blood*
>>154702685Que mogolico que es Paredes
hey guys do you like my new fankid oc? her name is jade egbert
>>154702914MORE LIKE GADE EGSHIT.
>>154702788Why does Karkat look like he's short circuiting there?
idk what i draw tonight but i want to draw something.
>>154702914She's vaguely ethnic
>>154702227There's an upcoming SDCC panel about the future of the series headed by her, plus leaked emails (from south america, again) from hasbro sent to the press about a closed-door event about a new animated series coming in 2027, and a bunch of teases from the horse instagram she keeps retweeting.
fucking based sul america bros leaking shit
What if Karkat, Aradia, and Tavros were Hispanic.
>>154703105Aradia can't be Hispanic she's too oriental for that to be the case
what if tavros skin tasted like peanut butter and the only way to know was to lick him.
>>154703149Could she be a Hispasian?
>>154703105>>154703149Real niggas know Aradia is actually Italian
>>154703151Hiding your quirk won't help all that much if you still write about things like this, Terezi.
>>154703179HAPPA ARADIA
>>154703187i'm not terezi. not tonight...
>>154703179
>>154703086Damn horse folk eating good
i think aranea and meenah are boring
>>154703305BUT THEY'RE VRISKAYOU MUST LOVE VRISKAS AND FIND THEM INTERESTING
>>154703327nah
>>154701810Jax is a Vriska type character.
>>154703361vriska is more fun to watch than jax could ever be
I WANT TO SUCK TC ROOFS!!!!
>>154703484i got some TC art for you
>>154703547MY FUCKING DICK!!!!!slutty sleeveless shirt.... good lord i cant......!!!!
>>154703547what is each delta kid like? I'm interested in them
>>154703547(me)take some more actually
>>154703684right in the squid boobs.
sweet embrace of death
>>154703814there literally nothing there
cook the thread fuckers
>>154703995...oh you are right. not even nipples.
this sunday was alright
