Just make her Sonic’s new rival already
>>154685049Genuine sonic needs new lasting cast members in his games. Surge being a consistent rival type enemy that isn't just metal sonic is good because it's a niche Shadow hasn't been able to fill since his debut.
>>154685049Sonic needs a containment board
>>154685106/sthg/
>>154685049Metal deserved better than jobbing against a rape victim with daddy issues.
>>154685133>rape victimI wish
>>154685049That was the intent but Evan botched it up. She doesn't know how to do action. She barely knows how to do adventure. She prefers doing slice of life conflicts with minor drama overblown to make it seem like a big deal. And that's reflected in her handling of Surge.
>>154685049>Just make her Sonic’s new girlfriend alreadyFTFY
>>154685049This scene was always a bit silly to me, metal beat her shit in. Then after saying how strong she was and how she didn't need kit she instantly gloats like metal stood no chance against her.Really they never properly give surge a good win to help hype her innate power.>>154685101I do agree, surge also isn't stifled by "edge lord trauma and can actually banter back unlike metal until neo or shadow in most sega approved media". Though now surge is the worst of the three as she is trauma and seeking approval bait which has ruined her original interest
>>154685205Fuck you, anon, You called out Evan's perfectly, kek. She literally has made the comic so dull. We haven't had a proper fight in about a year. They mostly just have drama until the finale then create a last second 2-5 page fight and call it a day. They did it with lunar and the random egg bot, they did it with sonic verse the corrupted metal, think longest fight of recent was literally clutch v everyone which makes no sense.
>>154685106Containment boards for everything except Batman desu
>>154685049Just ban Sonic from 4chan forever. In fact, delete the Sega Corporation entirely so I never have to put up with this shitty blue rat and his subhuman monster fanbase ever again.
>>154685400based
>>154685049Sonic can't be seen struggling in a fight with girls, boys would think he's weak. That's why his best rivals are males and ironic parrelels of Sonic himself.
>>154685245
Anyone wanna talk about the new hypnofetish villain who’s showing up ~30 issues after Starline died?
Surge and Kit should be the next villains.They suck ass as heroes
>>154685049>American comic book OC filler characterFuck off. American comic book writers will never call the shots at Sega. In-fact they must obey the commandments laid out by Sega Japan BECAUSE of bullshit American comic book shit. Sonic isn't even allowed to cry or do close-up exaggerated super-detailed emotional faces anymore because they made Sega Japan cringe so much. Now they have to come up with completely new original characters to do that with.
>>154685049
>>154686441>not kit starting off with "surge says" and surge changing it to "surge sez"ONE JOB
>>154685790He will be revealed to be Starline screencap this
>>154685049>Sonic’s new love interest alreadyftfy
The only rival Sonic should have is Metal Sonic. He was made to be better than him.
>>154685753This is pretty cute
>>154686700she looks so much better with her hair down
>>154685049She’s nothing but goon bait now for self insert shippers because of her gay trauma crap.
>>154685245Honestly, yeah. If Amy is apparently not supposed to be that anymore let someone else do it.
>>154687657they got a bootleg knuckles now?
>>154688683That's Thrash from the final days of pre-reboot Archie.
>>154688729Oh yeah, that was a short run. It was like what 40 comics before Sega axed it?
FUCK OFF
>>154685101Not a single word stated here is correct.Also why would I care about being this bitch up?At least woth Shadow there is something to prove.
>>154685049>DUDE IT'S THAT LINE FROM THE GAMES LMAOIs there a bigger red flag for lazy writing than this?
>>154685205>That was the intent but Evan botched it up.no, she fixed it. The original idea of just having her be le-evil so she can be female Scourge would be shallow and retarded especially given her backstory.
>>154689120That would still be better than the wannabe rape victim we have now
>>154689120her backstory is garbage, and i hate every issue of her crying and babbling and nonsensically trying to tie together "waah a Gay Duck noone in the audience even remembers gave me Amnesia, that means i must heckin destroy the world!"
The moment
>>154689173And people still wank Ian off
>>154685049>>154686441I GOT YOUR NEW RIVAL RIGHT HERE, SLUTS.https://www.deviantart.com/sonicprimearena/art/Casino-Night-Zone-SonicTheHedgehog-TailsTheFox-1352046922?file=2
>>154689131She was already that. Her being that was IAN'S idea. He legit just wanted her to be fucked in the head and didnt think that shit through.Evan was the one that came in and said "okay this is retarded, you cant just NOT address this shit".>>154689144It IS retarded but that wasnt Evan's idea. Ian didnt thibk it through. The character's entire concept is just a bunch of thoughlessly considered cliches fandic writers in the fandom associate with things that make a character popular>S-named hedgehog analog with superspeed meme rival to Sonic>has her oen Tails to force the parallel all the more>have a sad sack bags tory with muh trauma>elemental powers for good measure.>artifical being like Shadow for good measure.> girl for even more good measureShe is the most blatant forced pandering character there is and that is ehy she is ass.People WANT to like her because of the aforementioned shit moreso than actually liking anything about her.
Sonurge comic when
>>154689209Man ... that's a really big roulette wheel
>>154689239We have to hope Quaver eventually makes one
>>154685245Kit would never allow it
https://youtu.be/tPEq-iJzpiQ?t=445She gets ehat she deserves.
I actually liked the initial idea of Surge. A knock off metal made by a knock off Dr. Eggman sounds neat. It'd make sense that since Surge is a knock off of Metal she'd never be as strong, so she'd try to overcome Sonic the same way he overcomes Metal, with the power of 'friendship'. Hence Kit. I think the only fault is that they ended her with JUST kit. She should have tried to go further, steal the mind control shit, and try to make a disfunctional family to try copying all of Sonic. A mind broken hedgehog obsessed with her that she's become disgusted with, a brain dead lunk with incredible strength, ect. All trying to overcome Sonic with what she sees as the 'beneficial' aspect of sonic's relationships. They didn't push the concept far enough, And that's a good thing. They wouldn't have been able to write it well.
>>154688680Company mascot characters cant fuck. Mickey/Minnie kinda got grandfathered in, if they hadnt been consistently 'dating' by the time mickey's personality got removed it never wouldve been allowed
>>154690956The end of Sonic the Hedgehog...
>>154687657I like Team Storm.
I want to see her and Shadow team up for a bit and bond over both Hating That Hedgehog.
>>154685245>>154685753>>154686700>>154689239>>154690956These guys get it.
>>154687657>>154691982>Thrash
>>154692358Considering it's clearly trying to be like Sonic Heroes' Speed/Flight/Power thing, he fits, mostly for his hatred of Knuckles, just like the other two hate Sonic and Tails.
>>154685049Surge is such a shit character, why the fuck do people like this bitch
>>154685106saying this on the same board where digital circus happened
>>154692397Its just that her design is that good
>>154691998kind of crazy they never met yet
>>154692833They can definitely milk an entire arc about it
The biggest problem with IDW is that they don't even know how to write most of Sonic's rivals, and then give him even more that amount to nothing in the end.Knuckles straight up acts like Shadow now. Both the current story and Justice League 2 have him being a no nonsense asshole with a stick up his ass. He doesn't have to be stupid again, but you could at least give him a sense of humor or more open to his friends to go along with his pride in his strength or something. Speaking of Shadow, he's a total joke now. I don't care that he's gruff and mean towards the others, but anytime he does anything in the comics, he jobs harder than any of his fights in Death Battle. If you're not gonna re-ignite the rivalry with Sonic in any meaningful way, or at least show him being badass, then they might as well just write him the fuck out. He's wasted here.Surge and Kit should have been a one and done that ends in their death instead of Starline. The only reason Surge even exists is to just be a petty jab at Ken Penders, but at that point who fucking cares? IDW would improve a lot if they A: Dropped most of the fan characters because they contribute nothing, and B: Make Shadow an antagonist again, or give him his own solo series again with Team Dark, because he only works best when he's either against Sonic or doing his own thing.
>>154692358Unironically Thrash is way more successful and competent considering he got away Scot free with banishing the entire Echidna race and didn't get humiliated by a bucket, some bolts or a kick to the ass like Surge did.
>>154692397The porn, duh
>>154693051>or give him his own solo series again with Team DarkTeam Dark is precisely what started Shadow's downfall.
>>154693606I do like the headcanon of Surge being this huge Sonic nerdy fangirl before being brainwashed.
Is Surge the Sally of IDW
>>154685049Mass produced jobber even in his big post credits scene further cementing his status as a glorified badnik, SAD. The multiple Metals was a cool reveal though.
>>154693290No. What started Shadow's downfall was people coming up with stupid reasons to get him involved in the plot somehow. Usually leading him to rush into things and get his ass beat for it, and in some cases: Make shit worse for everyone. Archie at least kind of mitigated it by not having Team Dark interact with Sonic's friends post genesis wave (Save for the sol emerald clusterfuck where he got to show what a poser Jet is).
>>154694297yeah pretty much. though technically I think lanolin filled her role
>>154695671>Archiedow apologistFigures
>>154695671No. Shadow's downfall was him returning in the first place. Should have stayed dead after SA2 and only show up as a non-canon playable character for multiplayer purposes (like Tikal), or as a skin for Sonic levels (Like Metal Sonic in SA1).
>>154689226Is she's nothing but stereotypes and people are here for the stereotypes, are they really not here for her?
>>154685245Why did the artist make her black?
>>154689173i don't read sonic, what's such a big deal about some green creature electrocuting herself and then drowning face first in a puddle?
>>154698022Artistic interpretation, but also Surge is actually has a kinda brown/grayish skin-tone.
>>154698044There's at least one sonic autist here who pretends the bottom three panels are sex panels. That anon might be that autist.Personally I find it to be a very good artist being paid to draw for an extremely shitty script where Sonic is saved by a deus ex machina and didn't care in the slightest for the issue.
>>154698044The subtext is that the two of them are having hate-sex, and the shadows of Sonic and Surge form the shape of a penis and a uterus with exploding ovaries.And in the end, they have a massive orgasm accompanied by an angelic choir.
>>154698237>she's slightly tinged, therefore she's a nigga!Bit racist of the artist ngl.I always refer to the actual skintones used in official art. Which is also why I've never checked if IDW's colorists adhere to Sonic's proper skintone or if they make him white.
>>154694226but he never came to save her
>>154698022>>154698275it's barely darker than >>154698237, but all the colors are just more saturated in that image, including Sonic'syou are getting irrationally upset over minor color grading
>>154698529>it's barely darker
>>1546988911. yes, that difference is insignificant - look at the tongue for god's sake2. can't compare flat color palettes with shaded color palettes3. you picked the second lightest shade used for sonic's skin (to highlight his top eyelid here) - if you picked the second lightest shade on Surge, it'd be part of the highlight on her shoulder or just below the highlight on her own eyelid...did the tongue not tip you off that this wasn't adhering one-to-one with the character palettes? or the fact the characters have self-shadow?i have khakis darker than the skin tone you are whining about being "black," this is some truly retarded persecution complex autism. are you afraid of lowering your phone brightness because it might look more like a nigger?
>>154699066>the difference is insignificant>you can't compare them>you picked the wrong colors>did you not notice the artist isn't adhering to the palette?In record time we've gone from "it's not happening" to "it's happening and you should have noticed".Imagine agreeing with me that the artist did indeed turn Surge into a turd whilst keeping Sonic on brand. How fragile are you that I can do that without trying?
>>154694297No, thats Lanolin.
>>154693051>>154695671Team Dark goes against the mandates btw
>>154699215>Imagine agreeing with mecertainly the most insulting thing you've said so far
>>154699227They have absolutely nothing in common besides the vague notion of being female leaders and driving people mad with lust
>>154699351Lanolin doesn't even have a hot brother.
>>154685049Movie synergy say it's not happening.
>>154699617Point, U.S.Acres Lanolin.
>>154699617Elias is trans, you shitlord.
>>154695987Oh I'm not denying that at all. If anything most of my argument is saying if they insist on keeping him around, then they might as well either make him a proper wildcard, or shunt him into a corner where he can't pollute the overall story with his presence. >>154699241All the more reason to turn Shadow into a villain again I guess since Rouge and Omega are just accessories to him anyway and not actual characters.
>>154698309>surge with titsFeels wrong.
Can't wait until she gets humbled by Shadow.
>>154693051>tdlr rant about Shadow, Knuckles Surge and KitI think the writers and possibly the entire staff have trouble making anyone other than Sonic cool and important in their roles, because they see Sonic as the only character that's unrivaled in being the cool factor of the series and his rivals can't immate that since that might take the spotlight off of Sonic their pet mascot and favorite. Shadow has to be a cold and stoic asshole who jobs and falls to Sonics coolness and Knuckles has to be a stupid ass stubborn moron who also jobs or falls to Sonics coolness.Surge and Kit don't do nothing and if they do it's what Shadow and Knuckles do for Sonic, look lame and job to Sonic. The problem it's just the entire series still hasn't escaped its all Sonic only state.
Blackwood
>>154685245>>154685753>>154686700>>154689073>>154689239>>154690956>>154691999>>154693606>>154695325Why do people like pairing this chick with Sonic. Sonic is a jock delinquent man child poser who is confirmed too autistic for female needs. Wouldn't Shadow or Silver be more her type.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MKU_PfyOxG0
>>154700402This arc is gonna be so mid.
>>154700402Is that Link's fursona?
>>154700402Sephiroth the Makoblobian
>>154700585This is rape.
>>154700600>link>fursona>greenFake fan.
What indie dev should work on a Sonic game or collab?
>>154700619if Amy isn’t gonna do it, Surge will happily claim him
>>154701064Edmund McMillan
Seeing anything with surge just makes me feel sad for the sheer potential that was wasted with her. Such a cool concept. Even Arch*e would have been able to handle it better
>>154699351She's a bossy "stop having fun guys" female who leads a group thats basically the Not-Freedom Fighters (the Resistance).
>>154701378PENDERS could have done her better
>>154700585I wish that was me.
>>154702056You wanna kiss Sonic?
>>154702065...No?
>>154702065>you're trans?>no>o- oh, h- haha, me neither!
>>154700600Doesn't look like a wolf.
>>154685245I've only seen this ship a few times but I kinda like the idea more than her and Sonic, also like the idea to make Kit spreg out.
>>154689394Hasn't he made like 4ish
>>154693606>>154694226Ex fan girl surge is honestly one of the few /co/ ideas I found interesting. Plays on a tragic angle and kind of hilarious his number 1 fan becomes his biggest hater.
So, sis anyone read that Ken Penders Shadow book?
>>154704128We have discussed it, but no one has properly storytime'd it yet.
>>154704165Is it literally just reprints? I still don't understand how he was able to do that.
>>154693051>IDW would improve a lot if they A: Dropped most of the fan characters because they contribute nothing, Except that kind of bullshit engagement bait is the only reason most of their fans read it anymore. They can't do anything because they have an insular creative culture, three different masters to appease (SEGA, IDW, and Twitter), and no real loyalty to the material. Those won't go away because you gave Shadow a bigger part, he'll just get dragged into the 80s cartoon writing.
>>154704229Mostly, yes. It is the only reason people actually buy the books, because they are desperate for physical copies of old Archie Sonic issues in, allegedly, good quality.It includes a new Shadow story that he claims he can publish because he wrote it but it was never drawn, so it is part of that suspicious legal cesspool he uses to try to claim that what he does isn't against the law. It also revealed, in text form, some of his future ideas for Shadow, including one where he marries Sally and has three kids with her (no, I'm not making this up).
>>154704380>including one where he marries Sally and has three kids with her (no, I'm not making this up).Is that in the same timeline where she lost her virginity to the skunk?
>>154704405Given this is Penders... yup.
>>154704448Why would you do that to Shadow? I know he's not the friendliest guy, but he doesn't deserve to have his dick inside of skunk sloppy seconds.
>>154703436Oh shit it's a /co/ thing?
>>154701562First of all it’s not the resistance, it’s the restoration. Knuckles was the leader of the resistance and that organization stopped existing after Forces.Second of all Lanolin doesn’t lead the restoration, Jewel is the one who actually runs things.
>>154689209Kill yourself slopfaggot.
>>154704549>Why would you do that to Shadow?He hates Shadow because he feels that Shadow took over his "creation", "Knoox"ckles, as Sonic's main rival, and he could never forgive the black hedgehog for that.But now that he realizes just how popular Shadow is, he's pretending to love him and to have always cared about the character. Oh, and of course, he also claims that he knows better than Sega what the right course for the character is.
>>154707443I think Shadow is more popular than Sonic is, now
>>154703130>>154700641>autistic TP secondaries chimes inWe know Link the Zelda is all green
>>154707332AI is king thobeit
>>154700641Green streak, speeds by...
I think she's fun as a fake antihero who's just a selfish gloryhound with an inferiority complex. Gives her way more flexibility than a normal villain while also not being boring like her initial mindwipe/programmed hatred was. Being less skilled but learning how to get better over time is also a fun dynamic.Very powerscaler unfriendly concept, though, so I see why so many fans whine about her.
>>154703436it would make for a tragic reveal, but functionally the fangirl version would be no more relevant than a dead supporting character in her backstory
>>154689226See, you get it.Ian's setup for Surge and Kit forces their situation upon them. Evan moves them into a place where they have agency in their lives.Surge starts as "I hate you because I was told to and that's all I have left," but now she's "I'm a fragile egotist who holds petty, illogical grudges and am a glutton for attention." Kit started as "I do whatever Surge says and am a paranoid, condescending, jealous bitch," but not he's "I'm supportive of my 'friend,' but only in ways that let me control the parameters of our relationship, and I resent anyone who interferes with things going the way I want them to."It pulls their traits to the forefront without making them so limited.
>>154685245this desu
>>154685049But a main facet of her character is that she doesn't actually rival sonic. They make it clear from nearly the outset that she doesn't have a real chance of beating him.
>>154703436yeah it's neat
>>154685049I want to put my penis in her anus
>>154698891Based noticer noticing. For bonus points, try to guess why the artist did it.
>>154703191Tails isn't a really ship, everyone fucks Tails, regardless of relationship status.
>>154712862That is her preferred place to take dick.
>>154714272Made for big blue hedgehog cock
>>154714237This. It's both the blessing and the curse of unintentionally becoming the series' "Oolong".
>>154714237giwtwm
She looks like she fucks human men.
>>154716225But enough about the entire female cast of Sonic
>>154703436>>154705665It's not from /co/, no idea what that anon is talking about.I for one don't really care for it, I think giving Surge some kind of connection to Sonic before she became Surge just kind of unnecessary.I like the idea of her being some nice pure girl, basically the complete opposite of who she is now, but I don't really like her being some fangirl like Amy.
>>154716666Wasn't it? Pretty sure two of the first images were here that one with her in the sonic beanie and the one of her with the sonic merch were posted on 4chan first irl. Though might be /sthg/ and I confused for /co/I can see the pure girl thing, that's why the "nun" surge was a thing for a short time. Different strokes for different folks honestly, I like fangirl surge purely because it's funny and adds a level of tragedy to her.
>>154703191>>154714237>>154715041Why the fuck do you ship Tails a little kid with every female, this is the reason Sonic Fans are hated by general nerdom. At least ship them with someone cool, tough that they can actually take seriously for a change.
>>154703191>>154714128>>154714272Sonic and Tails aren't man enough to date breed meat, they should desire the ultimate.
>Rouge likes being dominated by "Black Bulls with Chaos Spears"
>>154717536>"At least ship them with someone cool">says while shipping them with ShadowI'm not even a Tailsfag, but come on...
>>154717536The only one there he's interested in is the human.
>>154717614Shadow's cooler than most male characters and more interesting
>>154700442The fact that she is genetically modified after to be a Sonic counter and was a fan girl
>>154717536At some point, Shadowfag, you'll have to understand that you can't fight pornships, especially on places like 4chan.As much as you may not like it, the reality is that, thanks to a massive surge of Tails porn about 5 years ago, along with other circumstances, Tails became the default sexual partner for much of the female cast in the minds of porn artists. That's why I don't exaggerate when I say you can practically compare him to the Oolong, Mineta, or even the Raikage of the Sonic series, just with less cheating and NTR. The more you complain about it, the more you feed them.
>>154717587Isn't she with Knuckles? Is that even still a thing
>>154718972If we are 100% honest, she's with no one.
>>154714237>Tails is the resident molestation victimYou'd think he'd learn to stop being so vulnerable after the 9th time.
>>154717536>He's seriousAnon, you're 28. Seek professional help.
>>15471911638 actuallyhttps://x.com/JoeSho87
>>154719094These AUs where Tails is found by Rouge instead of Sonic, thus ending up as her twinky sidekick, can be quite funny.
>>154719094He’ll learn to love the female attention like he should.Rouge is just too intense
>>154718972It was only ever a 'thing' back in SA2, and it didn't pass from a flirty look. Then Rouge became Shadow's Amy (platonic at best), and all interactions with Knuckles have completely ceased.People mistake Sonic X as canon, where Knuckles x Rouge is sort of a thing.
>>154719352I’d call Rouge the Tails of Team Dark (smart one, flying type, techbombs, there to say the exposition and sometimes forget she has powers so the other ones can get spotlight)
>>154715041Damn that’s cute. The burgundy eyelids are a good ideaTaking a Tails/Vanilla art request, if’n you got one
>>154719403>I’d call Rouge the Tails of Team DarkFinally, someone who actually plays the damn games.
>>154719417Haven't seen you in a while? Doing good?If you don't mind, I would like a simple one of Vanilla giving Tails a bath.
>>154719417>Taking a Tails/Vanilla art request, if’n you got oneTails hiding under Vanilla's skirt, declaring it his secret base
>>154719417Comic idea, but...>Tails having a sleepover with Cream>Vanilla coming in and saying it's time to sleep>Takes Tails to her room>Cream reacts in meme fashion, like pic related
>>154719432Been drawfagging for other threads, haha>>154719432>>154719442>>154719505Those sound fun, thanks. I’ll givem a go
>>154719540>Been drawfagging for other threadsGlad to know you are expanding your horizons. Still just a drawfag anon or finally decided in a name?Looking forward to my request!
>>154719094Why would he stop? It's working perfectly.
>>154717764>thanks to a massive surge of Tails porn about 5 years ago, along with other circumstances, Tails became the default sexual partner for much of the female cast in the minds of porn artists.This feels like a chicken and the egg scenario. Why do you think people made that art in the first place?
>>154719417If you still do comics, I want a Back to the Future/Futurama thing>Tails is tinkering with a prototype time machine>zaps to the past and gets run over>wakes up being nursed by a Teenage ‘Nilla>she’s as horny as Marty’s Mom and pounces him>zaps back to the future at random when it’s over, right in front of Present ‘Nilla’s house>he realises
>>154719417Vanilla going through Fox Knot withdrawal (but it’s only been 25 hours)
>>154719417Requesting Vanilla doing yoga/leg stretches in this posebonus points: balancing Tails on one leg
OUT OF MY WAY SHADOWKEKS AND VANILLA TAILSFAGS.THERE'S A NEW FORM OF AUTISM IN TOWN AND IT IS THE ULTIMATE SCHIZO AUTISM LIFEFORM.Anyone else find it disgusting how gen-Zers use autism and schizo against talented and intelligent people to the point you have to mention "that's bad, in a good way". "that's sick... in a good way".
>>154720455>>154720497>>154720583AlrightFyi i’ll start delivering in next…Surge? thread. Don’t gotta necrobump this or whatever, lol
>>154720658or Sonic thread.I dunno what threads are made rn
The issue is that Sonic isn't really the kind of character that is equipped to have rivalries. Rival would require two characters competing in the same context and wanting success.Sonic doesn't get competitive over a long term (like Vs Shadow, Sonic isn't motivated to improve to be better than Shadow) and even against his archnemesis Sonic can only typically treat his back and forth with Eggman as a game.
>>154685245She's basically the perfect girl for someone like him who won't be tied down
>>154719845Excuse me for the wall of text. Actually, small correction on the timeframe: when I first wrote it, I said about 5 years ago, but looking back it was closer to 8 or 10 years ago. My bad.Now, on to the point: please don't assume my statement implies there was no Tails porn before that point. That is not the case. However, before that period, /ss/ hentai was still kind of niche, or mostly hidden from public NSFW spaces in Western fandom circles, with most shotacon content still associated with yaoi.But as /ss/ started becoming more mainstream (thanks to memetic mutation and more SFW stories with "soft" /ss/ elements), the amount of available content increased. Around the same time, there was a noticeable surge in Tails content from some of the most notorious Sonic porn artists, largely driven by repeated commissions from commissioners with basically infinite wallets.Some artists who didn't normally draw Sonic started jumping on the trend for attention. It was also around those years that some of the biggest popularizers of Tails porn, like Bigdad, really started gaining notoriety.These are all things I slowly put together after years of looking at Sonic porn. But I'm open to discussing it further. Maybe you frequented a space I didn't around 15 years ago that could add another piece to the puzzle.
Surge is the only female character that can get around the whole "Sonic isn't interested in commitment or being tied down" thing because she brings the adventure straight to him
>>154711649That's what made the race fun. She got a win by being a cheating little shit and undermining him by catching him off guard. Stuff like that makes for a fun character. We have Shadow for Sonic to do proper fights with, Surge is for making him look bad.
>>154721000Trips of truth
>>154721000Facts
>>154717764>the Oolong, Mineta, or even RaikageTails is definitely not even near being comparable to any of those KEK, niggers draw those guys as bulls strictly because they're undesirable design and personality-wise, if anything Tails would be more comparable to characters like Goten or Boruto in the sense that yes, any drawing of him fucking sonic women could be considered "NTR" to some extent, but the fact of the matter is you'd only give a shit about that sort of content cause you're an autist still giving a shit about ages for fucking Japan-made characters, otherwise he's visually appealing enough for his presence in porn not to be as annoying as some other dudes' cases (unless it's a sodomite into guys with BBLs drawing him, that shit's trash).
>>154721000So does Blaze.
>>154722633
>>154722642>tfw she wants to fight but you both know her fat tits keep getting in the way
>>154714272I looked this up to get the full res, and this is actually how VAZ0V posted it to his pixiv. That sucks, this is such a good pic and it'll only ever be for ants.
You can't fix her, /co/.
>>154723887Only because I don't work at IDW.
Surge is the only good thing to come out of this.
>>154685049diet scourge could never
>>154685049She's not strong enough. Sonic can clear S3K in seconds using speedtranny techniques, Surge still plays like a casual and even turned lives off with her zombot regen.
>>154685842They weren't much better as villains since Sonic and Tails were basically hitting the SPARE button like an Undertale encounter. Kit and Surge are basically just Rough and Tumble with a sad backstory.
>>154689226>didnt think that shit throughI think she should still be evil but it's true that almost any time Ian has a neat idea, he stops thinking about it halfway.>Sonic just touching roboticized masters instantly cures them because...ok next>Sonic running makes the zombot infection die down because...moving on>Surge and Kit are entirely victims from Starline's actions but need to remain evil, so...here just run with it Evan>>154690669>the same way he overcomes Metal, with the power of 'friendship'He overcomes Metal by beating the shit out of him.
>>154725351The first two are him following Sega's lead.Anyway, she's better being selfish and petty rather than "good" or "evil." She just does shit and screws Sonic over because he hurts her pride. Trying to weigh the morality or wrangle with ethics on this is fucking stupid. She breaks shit and hurts people while trying to snatch up fame and glory. She's a "good guy" who isn't good.
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>>154700402Terrible design
>>154722625Blaze sits around until something happens. She's boring.
They really should have done more with Kit.
>>154688561You can tell when someone has freudian mommy issues because they prefer long hair on women.
>>154725673What?
>>154725673wat
>>154725720>>154725730I don't know, I heard it somewhere. I'm working off maybe half a factoid and hoping the other anon knows enough about the rest to take offense to the accusation.
Each Sonic Rival needs to confront Sonic in a way that makes him wrangle with notions he dislikes. Sonic doesn't like being tied down but also has too much strength and too much capacity to do good and fix problems.Thus:Metal should make him contend with his love of freedom. Lean into Metal punctuating the Order of an Empire (led by him or Eggy) in contrast to the Chaos of Sonic's freedom.Knuckles should make him contend with duty and responsibility as one of the Chaos Emeralds' heroes. Lean back into making Knuckles a dutiful guardian and give him extreme, world-weary wisdom.Shadow should make him contend with his selfishness and willingness to stay out of issues. Lean back into Shadow being a brooding stoic who does what he wishes without regard for explanations. Surge should make him contend with what his image and existence in general invokes in others. Lean back into Surge wanting to remove Sonic and prove she's superior. Sonic will never have good writing, but a man can dream.
>>154717332Nun Surge is also a bit too much for me lol, no need to make her religious, just pure and nice.>adds a level of tragedy to her.There's tragedy either way, Surge losing her normal life I'd argue is even more tragic because she never had any connection to Sonic or his world, she would've been forced into it by Starline.
>>154726165>needs toApparently not.>Sonic outpaces or destroys Metal, the lesson is that you can never be as cool as the real Sonic>Sonic outsmarts and destroys Knuckles, the lesson is that you can always trust Sonic to be the good guy>Sonic uses Shadow's own powers and destroys him, the lesson is that Sonic is naturally the best>Sonic beats Surge once then outsmarts her while he's injured and she's powered up, the lesson is to never let western writers be in charge