Good morning, grandpa. It's a new week and another chance for the newspaper comics to make us chortle and guffaw. Or, whinge. Don't expect too much.
confront the dumbest guy on the block while you wait
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>>154697638Good timing. I didn't get around to post this Wizard of Id reaction image in last week's thread. I was too distracted from McKenzie's smug ass meme face that I post that when it was hot in replies. I, instead, posted this reaction in two other threads before getting around to post it here.
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>>154697653Spray cleaner residue on the note, maybe?
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>>154697653The tear at the bottom of the note and the end of the paper towel line up perfectly. That also means the note was written on a paper towel.
>>154697653>>154697693anon…look at the shape of the tear on the roll and the note
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>>154697716Welp, I'm stupid.
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ha
>big daddy
>>154697817We all need outlets for our darker impulses.
...growth spurt?
man I wanna go for a swim
so GoComics updated its site backend again, and I can't figure out how to get to the classic strip archives without paying. no classic Heart or Preteena until that changes.
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>>154697715Writing on a paper towel isn't that easy to do
>>154697858what the hell is this?! where's the politeckery muck about, the boomer disconnect, where's the AI usage? #NotMyDoonesburyIt has the correct amount of nojokes or humor however
>>1546976533; Boy's right armInk/lead is illegible on it; it's words are splotchy- looking. P.S.- he should focus on painting instead of cleaning.Weirdlybot's smile and shadow, Background hippo on the hill, Rabbit's tooth, Max's hat band, Cloud over Weirdlybot's claw b) and c). 5 is the minimum and 15 is the maximum.
>>154697638Congarats to the happy couple!!
>>154697653based jaxchad
>>154697653>Wrote the note on a piece of paper towel he tore off the very roll he's holdingA easy one.
>>154698054>>154698058>Twilight Zone theme plays
>>154698011This woman has never eaten a sundae in her goddamned life!
maybe don't waste so much water on your grass, Mark in Midlothian TX
vidya
>>154698096Good to see they finally addressed the elephant in the room, or in Maria's hair
>>154697731feels even hornier than usual
I don't normally post Wee Pals because it's frankly not that interesting, but I was struck this week by what I think is supposed to be a flattering caricatureI mean, jesus fucking christ
>>154698011Yes, and you call it a sundae despite it being clearly a banana split?
back next weekenjoy yourselves
>>154697682oh, nearly forgot your weekly Adrane content
>>154698096>Plush Maria pops out of Maria's hairOh god, she's like Tomie! It all makes sense!
>>154698136jeebus
>>154698096>rubber powers>gravity defiance>infinitely-growing pocket-dimension hairMaria might be the most powerful one of the trio.
>>154698011This isnt funny.
>>154697886It looks like she's presenting her ass
>>154697995Female East German athlete joke? What year is this
>>154698096semi-related to the thread but there's an upcoming convention for webcomics
>>154698198She's be a force to be reckoned with if she wasn't so autistic
>>154698164>all-bold dialogueI looked it up, and I was right: that's the character Brian Blessed played in the 80s movie.
>>154698262sus
>>154698124>elephant in the roomYou mean Rosa?
>>154698689It doesn't get more bold than BRIAN BLESSED!
>>154697753Did this guy seriously get fat wang in a newspaper
>>154697817Doing the right thing isn't as rewarding if it's not a choice.>>154698689You can't have Flash Gordon without Vultan.
>>154698999Enjoy those speech balloons while you can, Snoop.
>>154697697>another fucking wilbur arcgoddamnit
>>154699008sometimes lousy brats get smacked upside the head!
>>154697762I have every subsequent generation more and more.
>>154699038I will take another "Wilbur dates a schizophrenic whose brother is a happier, more successful version of Wilbur" arc over "Mary is trapped in a hot air balloon with a psychic child who is wise for her years" anyday
>>154697737Does that Vacation-ator have a self-destruct button, by any chance?
>>154697697Wow, being an alcoholic looks like a blast. I'm going to start binge drinking right now!>>154697742https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7mVHH9fHuM>>154698075Hopefully next week's Mark Trail will be on the subject of precipitation so you can learn what rain is lmao. My grass is growing at a disgustingly fast pace and I never water it.
>>154698262>webcomic convention>not held on the web
>>154697787I have a feeling this is autobiographical.
>>154697817I feel evil, oh so evil.I feel evil, so eeeeevvvviiilll, I'm bbaaaaaaad
>>154697852Her name is Margaret
>>154697858No politics?How refreshing.
>>154698096>>154698767>>154698124
>>154698136Culture has moved on and Chudjak drawings are considered positive now.
>>154697936They stopped Preteena?!?!?!?
>>154697971If only we have some kind of organism that would use methane as food.Maybe something that lives in tree bark.
>>154700355Spruce bark beetles?
>>154697995And another strip goes to the dogs.
>>154698011Isn't this AI?
Does anyone read these comics any other time outside of these threads, or do you just kind of circle back on them here every sunday? Which are your favorites?
>>154698054Maybe Marigold should have asked Phoebe to peel the orange.
>>154698116What kinda sin did he commit to get a spawn hell?
>>154698154Thanks, Anon.
>>154699040Pokemon creatures
>>154700418I've got a bunch of 'em in my bookmarks. Even added Wallace the Brave because of these threads.
>>154697638Damn, Luann's gonna be an aunt that is wild
>>154700661got a list of your favorites?
>>154699008I saw two birds pulling a worm out of the ground using potholders
OFFICIAL TIER LIST(THIS SPACE FOR RENT)SLYLOCK TIER:>>154697653CHUCKLE TIER:The Argyle SweaterBaby BluesB.C.BizarroCrabgrassCul De SacFrank & ErnestGarfieldIn The BleachersMontyPhoebe And Her UnicornTina's GrooveWallace The BravePooch CafeCOMFY TIER:LuannBreaking Cat NewsFred Basset"HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MISSPELL THE BYLINE" TIER:>>154698122All others DNQ. Thanks, as always, OP (and the other guys, too).
>>154698122>who wants to do it with me?*raises hand*
>>154700669Oh, you sweet sunday child ....
>>154697638WHAT?! Brad's going to be a Dad!?
>>154697653MY METAL BOY
>>154697936You didn't download all of them when you had the chance?Neither did I.Anyways, here's a Classic Heart of the City.
>>154698005Oh yeah, I forgot Doonesbury was using AI for a bit. I guess he realized how shit it looked or just got bored with it, like most people who aren't terminally insane about it.
>>154701228And we GOTTA have our Preteena
>>154697653Is this the most lazy Slylock mystery ever
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>>154700749>(THIS SPACE FOR RENT)Well, how much? I’d like to put a message up there stating my desire to fuck Maria from Rosebuds if you’re willing to negotiate
>>154697731WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR TEETH
>>154700418I also store dailies in folders time in and time out- not all of them every day. Just the recent ones that pop out on my feed is all.
>>154702149Let's see your doodle of a frightened mouse.
>>154700418I read comic strips daily on go comics mostly.
>>154697926so this is what jim dod wth all that free time he has from not writing legal papers
>>154697731>those teeth
>>154697762>Plush Fran Litterbox>In the same scene as Huntr/x plushesI know the creator of Beware of Toddler also posts on Reddit, so seeing our fellow Cat Mom in the funnies alongside Zoey is absolute based!
>>154700418I'm here for the other anons as much as anything. If not for /co/, I probably wouldn't be reading the funnies. I like Zippy because my brain was made wrong.
>>154701377The paper I read has a different Sunday Preteena than the one that gets posted here.
>>154704572Different Stone Soup too.
>>154700669I hear her rolling that 'r' in my head.
>>154697838>throwing out the milk instead of turning it into butterNGMI
>>154697653- The boy's right arm in 3.- The tears on the note match the paper towel in Reeky's hand. Also by way of his name, everyone knows he doesn't clean. I bet that trailer hasn't been clean since it was manufactured.- Even here, Kaleb? Is nothing sacred?! EVERYWHERE I GO I SEE HIS FACE.- c) 10-12, right?- 1) the band on Max's hat, 2) the hippo(?) in the background, 3) The rabbit's teeth, 4) Weirdly's robot's mouth, 5) the shadow under the robot, 6) the length of the top cloud over the sun.
>>154697653Reeky isn't very bright, he signed his name, lightly crossed it off, then signed it "NOT Reeky">>154701824Gotta keep little kids engaged, they can't all stump the audience.
>>154705086No escape.
