Undead editionQOTT: Thoughts on Aradia's character arc? Which version of her character was most compelling?Doomed timeline: >>154676914
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>>154706713God I wish I could adopt and take care of ze bug
>>154706713I would put them in a torment chamber themed after their adult selvesExcept Nepeta
>>154706405Ghost or Aradiabot. I didn't find her personality once she was revived very compelling or endearing.
seriously why did they even bother with "davekat" if karkat's gonna cuck dave with jake anyway. like all that davekat hype and it's like they wanna cuck each other so badly.
I am a fucking server player! I'm just stuck building shit fucking structures because someone won't get off their fat fucking ass and get me Grist!
>>154707415Maybe people don’t stay with one partner for their entire livesLike your parents
>>154706405Aradia has the sexiest hornsYou cannot refute this
>>154707415The Hussie+HSBC team meta has changed from>we're gonna make davekat happen to piss off people who wanted other dave and karkat ships to winto>we're gonna shit on davekat to piss off davekat fujos
>>154707415It’s kinda your own fault for still reading that shit past the epilogues. You should have stopped there
>>154707514everyone knows big horns correlate with massive, bitchbreaking bulges (:
>>154707415cus its fucken swag nigga
In heaven God tells the families of Homestuck fans about davekat as a form of purgatory
Would a homestuck show even do justice to Homosuck?
>>154707549>It’s kinda your own fault for still reading that shit past act 7 ftfy
>>154707467Hop onto overseer right now anon
>>154707467What would his land and quest be like? What's his classpect?
>>154707758obviously not. the pilot couldn't even do the first 100 pages justice
>>154708260Would you watch a show of just homosuck, near 1:1 style, adapting Acts 1-4 for 2 full seasons of at least 20 episodes per season with 3 episodes per seasons being up to 45 min semi/mini moves
>>154708273that sounds incredible
>>154708273that sounds retarded
>>154708273No.
no one can agree with anything it seems
>>154708273I wouldn't watch that shit for 45 seconds let alone minutes
>>154708373until the room stinks and the police are called
>>154706405dont forget to draw on the whiteboard https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/87338386-5861-8158https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/87338386-5861-8158https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/87338386-5861-8158
>>154708377what do u want then
this is some pretty nice humanstuck, ill share it
>>154707833The Epilogues are substantially better than Post Retcon homestuck. Still dogshit compared to the early acts, but they're funnier and the character writing is better than basically any non-caliborn act 6.
>>154708469I thought Vriska would be the one in a million DnD nerd rather than a scene girl.
>>154708517The key is the "Still dogshit" part. I don't disagree that post-retcon is godawful but at least you can jump off the train after the credits roll. Why subject yourself to more trash just because it's better than vriskagram?
>>154708592It literally ends on a higher note than the comic. On a reread A6A6A5 onwards is just a fucking bummer, and while the epilogues are full of some of the stupidest plotshit Hussie's ever written, theyre also funny, and John is interesting in them. Finishing a reread with them is much more satisfying than stopping at the pretty but vapid act 7
>>154708602it sounds like you're just picking out the parts you liked and conveniently pretending like all the really bad parts don't exist. and there are a lot of really bad parts
>>154708637Isn't that the optimal way to enjoy Homestuck? Just ignoring the shit you don't like?
>>154708648Find a Nudestucker and slam her stupid.
>>154708637>it sounds like you're just picking out the parts you liked and conveniently pretending like all the really bad parts don't existwelcome to fucking homestuck. Yes I read them because of the parts I like and despite the parts I don't like, much like I do with anything I read lol. I reread homestuck despite being bored in certain parts and hating big chunks of act 6 because on the whole, its a narrative I can appreciate. Same with the Epilogues. The plot itself is mostly poor, but I find the page to page dialogue fun to read, and I really like John's introspection. I can enjoy it and still call it bad.
>>154708648there's a mass critical point where the bad outweighs the good and it's where everyone should stop reading. in this case that's the epilogues
>>154708681I disagree. Vriska's sections in she's 8ack are much more poorly written and grating to read than even the worst deavekatslop bits of the epilogues, and the highlights are better than anything post cascade sans-caliborn.
>>154707415Davekat is a #cuckforcuck relationship and we're here for it
>>154708715>the highlights are better than anything post cascadeyou're retarded unfortunately
>>154707415isn't the entire point that davekat is forced and stupid and dirk arranged it out of spite for shippers?
>>154708732name me a post-cascade emotional scene with John. Or one where Rose is interesting. Or one where Jane does anything. Sure theres some good Dirk scenes but his best ones are with caliborn as previously mentioned. No non-cherub jokes in act 6 are funnier than Jake shitting his pants.
>>154706405Homerstuck is highly satanic because it has trolls aka DEMONS and homersexuals
>>154708754Its written kind of like that but no, Hussie intended Dirks intervention to be pushing it, then Dave shakes it off and initiates it himself. Its just hard to tell that because its one of the worst scenes in the epilogues.
>>154708764it's this exact contrivance that makes it a stupid and forced ship though
>>154708761homer let the barts out
>>154707494B-but shippers assured me dave and karkat were cosmically destined for each other
>>154706405God-tier made her so much better. She would've been my favorite character if not for Sollux latching onto her like an annoying lost puppy, she should've stayed solo, or at the very least have her puppy not be a retarded geek. Hussie and the BC team's been trying to swap Sollux with Dave for her and it's already been infinitely better despite having like 4 interactions in total.
>>154708811>Hussie and the BC team's been trying to swap Sollux with Dave for her and it's already been infinitely better despite having like 4 interactions in total.I dunno, post act-5 Dave is super gay, but Robo Dave is probably the least gay post-act 5 dave, so I can accept it. Dave is just one of those characters no one, not even Hussie can write anymore.
>>154708823The entire purpose of Robo Dave is for him to be OG Dave again imo.
i look like this and do this.
>>154708927I guess that kind of fits with the idea of an ultimate self being a distillation to your most core identity, but with all of dave's "development" being about getting gayer and hating fighting and his brother as much as possible its hard to imagine them intentionally reversing course, but I guess davebot isnt really intentional since he was built by Dirk anyways
>>154708948They intentionally did reversed course and implied that post-retcon Dave was an offshoot of his core personality. A lot of this just pretty weird honestly, they're clearly trying to balance both versions of Dave but the one I like most feels like he's cucking Sollux when I would much prefer him to be back with John & Rose. Dave in general since the webcomic ended has been doing jackshit after fighting LE.
Sollux is for Eridan only desu.
>>154708681It’s funny that the gay singularity Hussie spoke of happened and then Homestuck’s popularity completely died off (to the point Viz dumped it)Turns out normies prefer the Korra level of gay and reading something like the Epilogues is just suffering through chains of mental illness to them
>>154709155t. eriidan2ollux wiill NEVER fuck you
>>154709170It was because the Epilogues were written by writers that were somehow more verbose than Hussie while being way worse writers and also the fact that they were books and not comics.
>>154709221that2 bull2hiit and you know iit
>>154708932Why did you do it?You know what I'm talking about
>>154709221t.s0lluxjust give him a chance babe.
>>154708823>Robo Dave is probably the least gay post-act 5 daveEven less than Davesprite?
>>154708273I would just so I could find things to bitch about
>>154709222realistically, I think the average Homestuck reader fell off far before the epilogues, but yeah it's not like the epilogues gave them any reason to come back
>>154709335The only reason I started paying attention to Homestuck again recently after almost a decade is because I started getting horny for F4T T34L T1TS again. Now I feel like I'm stuck here forever.
>>154709241I still didn't go to the killing my mom part. But she had it comming. She knows what she did.....
btw why i keep atracting and getting stalked by junkie schizos in the streets. i just went to a walk and to the bank. why is never a hot schizo big boobed woman....i'm still laughing at this. dude came to me, said gm and said i looked like a "anime character" because of the clothes i was using. and followed me until the bank. really funny.
>>154708932Kiki hasn't really gotten a lot of development so far in Sburb.exe and I hope that changes soon. It feels like the author set her up to be someone that uses escapism to cope with their shitty apartment life in New York but she's slowly morphed into a giant early 2010s web culture reference.
>>154710131>have Ellith energy>expect not to get stalked by deranged schizos who can smell your fear?
>>154710180I did had not fear. I think i attract possible offenders because i'm a midget with long hair. It just felt surreal. Sometimes i do think I'm in a simulation and the system is fucking with me. But its just the demography to insane people is high here. lol
>>154710141nah i think he had a long ass exposure. you are right about feeling this way, but i think the author just started setting kiki in the gears now that they entered the game.
>>154710289btw im not really a small person, like i dont have the dwarphism stuff. i'm just shorty sadly.
>>154710289>>154710131so u is a lesbian?
>>154710342I like boobs. i like feminine stuff in other people. i also like cock and boy's smell.i think lesbos are fine. i don't consider myself lesbo because i find girls And feminine guys hot. i like everything that fits a wide variety of my taste in atractions in people.
>>154710379ok so you're a tranny
when i was a kid in school i found it very hot when girls sat on eachothers lap and playfully touched each, they didnt even need to say they werent gay. and they werent, but there was nobody holding them back on doing these things. i cant say the same for boys
>>154710407yep i'm tranny that doesnt like u roaches.
>>154710569The only turkish homestuck fan I've ever met was really into sollux and the confederacy for some reason
Ough Purple Mime save meee
>>154710602.......what why wHAT? why did you changed subject all of the sudden? why are you mentioning turkey? did you reply to the wrong person?
>>154710634Sorry whenever someone mentions roaches I think of turkish people
gamzee.
>>154710634Newfag
>>154710668cuuuutieee
>>154710700the clown's presence is unwavering.
sorry i dont have a ounce of bigotry in me to know every slur designated to a determinated group.
>Tired: Fun-Loving Mary Sue Jade. Wired: Grumpy-Ass Bitch Jade. Who has arrived just in time to start completely dominating Karkat like the whiny little bottomboy he is.BASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASED
>>154710713he is there to equilibrate the feng shui of the place. all that good energy and chi and shiiit.
>>154710745bro is way too easy to dom.
ITT we discuss the godlike powers of roxy's binder
>>154710715Weak
>>154710811nigger
>>154710715You're missing on the good shit, refining your xenophobia is single best part of learning about other cultures
>>154710804I like Roxy for being cute and enthusiastic to shut up like a proper girl This gets trannies confused since God wired up human psychology to break male identities if they refuse to say slurs
>>154710830Would nepeta say this?
>>154710804well roxy has god powers. Void Power no less. I think he can just take off his boob's mass.
>>154710854Yes
>>154710854probally no but this was for comedy effect and irony.
>>154710668can he be kicked in the nuts very hard? i dont want him to reproduce thx
>>154710831i dont wanna be bigoted for reals. only to people that piss me off.
>>154710901me too that's why i called you a tranny
>>154710901like people on 4chan?
>>154710910>>154710911.............FUCK!i'm such a loser. i wont say slurs again.....
>>154710929COWARD
every now and then i want to talk about this so i will just lay it all down now. I want to talk about this really specific body type that gamzee was drawn in the early days of 2010s to 2015. his lanky body physionomy is really nice to see. i noticed that people used to draw him with a feminine sketeton. with his waist small and defined abdomen but no much muscle. and a huge long bulge. but he almost always bottoms despite his huge tentabulge. i just find it really HOT and cute and i wish people kept doing him like this nowadays. and more.
>>154711024You should look into Elves, anon.
>>154711124i already know about elves anon. i think they are cute. i dont know any image gallery that contains a well categorized and organized elves art/erotica tho. i think i can only find classical art of them and like. ilustrations of elves of books/comics/games at my knowledgment.
sorry bout that karkat drawing on whiteboard on here. it was just the wind.
did BC make davekat better?
>>154711608its still the same 5 songs.
did BC make johnkat better?
>>154711608idk if its better but i like the fact they consider that karkat is the only guy thats stillyk mortal, killable etc etc
>>154711628not even close to being an actual thing
What if Nepeta was big?
>>154711968what if nepeta was small
>>154711982But big. Big titty. Big childbearing hips.
>>154712057Tiny Nepeta giving birth to regular sized baby. Her womb and vagina being way oversized compared to her body
>>154711982Small enough to pick up and hold in 1 hand when she’s disobeying orders
>>154712135>>154712138She's tall and towers over you, and has great large breasts.
johnkat will forever be narrative foils. what does davekat have? nothing. useless shit on the bottom of my otherwise really clean and nice shoes
>>154712157This is a tragedyNot from any other troll. Only her
>>154712185>omegleoh man I'm having war flashbacks
>>154712268did you had bad experiences in there? i never used the webcam feature lmao. i was always scared to see some nasty stuff.
>>154712285lots of people with their cocks outthough there was that one time my friends and I cheered a random guy on till he came
>>154712157She's upset that we're arguing over her size.
>>154712387And her huge chest
>>154712157>she finally saw Karkitty's bulge
>>154712506Big huge chest that needs a custom bra...
>>154712779what a hunk
>>154712779>>154712795someone PLEASE gimme a qrd on what the delta kids are like I'm curious I promise to love you forever if you do
Part of being a mature Homestuck is understanding that after a certain point Hussie and his cronies decided to make the narrative a vehicle for spiting the fanbase and crushing their dreams. This is the truth and there's no rectifying it. You can take the elements that you enjoy and make them your own but there's no real point trying to reconcile or "fix" the thing.
>>154712779source?
>>154713019This was unironically the death of my interest in the comic going forward.
>>154713020why do you want it
>>154713019always figured she meant gamzee here since she was using him to punish herself
>>154713196That retcon drops IMMEDIATELY after pic related, it's obvious who's the "him" in this context
>>154713457why would she even mean that about karkat? she didn't even rely on him in an unhealthy way
>>154713133the art is nice and i want to see more by the artist
>>154713577According to the liar in charge>In other words, on some level, Karkat and Terezi both just sort of know they are the male and female leads in a lengthy heroic tale, and thus their sense of this propels them toward attraction, as if satisfying unspoken narrative obligation. This must especially seem true for Karkat, who lives and breathes the tropes of his romance films.>I think the fact that on some unwitting level, they both recognize a part of their attraction is based on obligatory service to the narrative pushing them together like this goes a long way in explaining the fact that the pairing is a bit tense, full of fraught turns, false starts, and stupid miscues. It follows a clumsy path, and a lot of this feels like it stems from the fact that Karkat ends up forcing it along the way, much the way he does with his role as "the leader," which is also a role thrust upon him by unseen narrative forces. He keeps pushing for the romance to happen aggressively and obsessively, because he senses that's what's "supposed" to happen and never actually has the epiphany that this is what's going on in his mind. And Terezi keeps getting caught in the cycle of stupidity too for similar reasons, and can't seem to stop humoring the development of this inorganically blossoming romance. Which exacerbates her depression issues, makes things worse, and ultimately contributes to her deep dive through the clownlust sewer.
>>154713922this is awfulI'm going back to thinking it was about gamzee
>>154713922All of this makes sense for karkat but roping terezi into it is so stupid. I can't remember a single instance where terezi actually feels obligated to be with karkat, just that she cares about him in some capacity. One of many such cases where hussie reverse engineers his characters
>>154714035it does make sense doe, think about that gag about karkat obsessing about only having one matespirit, pale and kissmesis relationship exclusively.and karkat really is focused on putting rules on his relationship with terezi in this moment in time
>>154714077the guy cant shut up his mouth, i imagine hed be yelling about what the correct way their relationship should be all day long
>>154714046Honestly I could forgive the cuckening of Cucknaya if Rose did it with DaveNow that would be some juicy melodrama
i drew ellith today and im happy about it
>>154714195Who says anyone has to get cucked? Kanaya can have Rose in red and Dave can be her rail that pails.
>>154714195I prefer Jade, if it weren't cucking it still would be preferred as Jade for me
>there's people itt RIGHT NOW that believe rails are for pailsdisgusting. I should pull a caliborn on your asses
>>154714238>rail that pails.
>>154714261what are rails?
>>154714261But can you coitustice your auspistice?
>>154714195I could forgive it if Kanya was a part of it and it was just them trying to find a sperm donor
>>154709251Davesprite is and always will be the straightest dave, that goes without saying. Man didnt even have a penis and that somehow didnt stop him from plowing Jade.
>>154714302moi'rails'
>>154714384oh i see
>>154713019>Part of being a mature Homestuck is making up schizo headcanons instead of just accepting Hussie burnt out and simply wrote a shitty endingftfy
>>154714359jade's dogdick pounded davsprite's cloaca and that's the only truth that matters
>>154714400He did that to himselfAct 6 was supposed to be shorter than act 5 and he only made it longer to make some kind of legacy to honor his dad who died at the time
>>154714409i believe that.
>>154714426Obviously. I'm not defending the ending, it sucks shit, fans are just full of themselves thinking it was a personal attack against them, in actuality Hussie just did a terrible job.
>>154714450It's not too crazy to think Hussie ended up hating the fans and did what he did out of spite based upon the narrative of psycholonials
>>154714328matesprites are for mating presskismeisis are for rough hatesexmoirails are for cuddlesauspitice are for eternal unresolved sexual tensionshrimple as
>>154714450I don't think Hussie was entirely trying to spite fans, but it's pretty obvious some of the decisions made at the end were done in direct response to things Hussie resented about the fanbase
>>154714429I'm going to draw it on the whiteboard when I return in 4 days. remind me
>>154714496holy shoot :3
>>154710804Void powers in his clothes, they take his tits when he puts on his top.When he takes it off they flop out and the cup size is insane.
Thoughts on early MSPA? I started reading homestuck but the second the midnight crew appeared I realised I should probably read problem sleuth, so I went right back to the beginning. The prison escape quest is close to unreadable, glad to see Hussler grew up at least a little bit in the years after it.
>>154714897I really like Problem Sleuth and special olympics era stuff. mostly because of the art being really good.
>>154714488You either never finish your story and fade off into obscurity or live long enough to loath a good portion of your fanbase and actually venerate some of that spite toward your supposed fans simply because you're tired of them.People always say Toby was the better of the two but he kinda shows a bit of the same in Deltarune and with how some of his later answers to questions go. Undertale was spared in being a one big release and then staying hidden sorta deal
>>154714981if deltarune shits the bed it'll be so fucking funny. The fanbase is starting to look recursive enough that no ending will possibly satisfy a good chunkso the final chapter should be a fun release even if it's good. I'm suspicious that Toby is starting to get burnt out of making almost 8 undertales, the fanbase which he's clearly very plugged into obsessing over things he probably didn't think would end up important when starting, and the shift to manager rather than "solo" creative. The last chapter was technically great (all the codemonkeys hard work?) but felt like it was missing some of the cleverness and weirdness of earlier stuff. In undertale it feels like he was just getting started towards the end of development, here it feels like he's already reached the peak and doesn't want to start wrapping it up, when he knows he should be giving it his all.
>>154715056there is almost no recent story ending that everyone likes. its impossible to please everyone
>>154715056It would suck so bad if the peak has already come. I wish toby wasnt worried about releasing quickly theres a lot of cracks showing up in 5 im worried are going to break the game. I dont feel like the game has had anything thats cascade tier yet. But the quality has never dipped as low as homestuck did. Yet.
>>154715082If Homosuck came out right now, it would be critically acclaimed and loved by everyone but those objectively on the side of sub 20 IQ
>>154715105comparing a game to a comic
>>154715105I think it'll be interesting to follow. Deltarune is an almost herculean undertaking, and would still be stuck in chapter 2 hell if Toby hadn't massively expanded his team and lowered the work he does. I hope he can stick the landing, and think he has pretty good odds. Undertale had great endings, and he's had a lot longer to plan this one out and pace it. Gasterfags are probably shit out of luck though, I do not understand how the spooky easter eggs have become the biggest part of the entire game online. At the same time I expect toby is going to try to appease these people, as he already has.>>154715132that's literally just about to happen though with the cartoon though>>154715223what makes it an unfair comparison?
Is anyone left here such an oldfag that they were around during peak homestuck? How aware were people of Toby Fox then, and how aware were they of Undertale before it released?I'm just wondering how much homestuck helped undertale get its initial popularity. I know a lot of people found OFF through homestuck for some reason.
>>154715105most of the final bosses for undertale BTFO all of homestuckplus undertale is a game with a fairly rigid overworld and battle system, its hard to compare to flashes.
>>154713800ambassadorquarko tumbrl
>>154715249I started reading partway through act 2. Toby was mostly just the guy that worked on the albums and commented on things here and there. The Homestuck fandom definitely gave Undertale a kick in the ass to start but I think the majority of its popularity was organic.
>>154715286>final bosses for undertale BTFO all of homestuckwhat drugs was anon taking while writing and where can i find some
>>154715249I was reading homestuck in its prime, but I had stopped halfway through and finished when the fandom died out
>>154715249I thought he was weak which proved correct when his fanbase got to walk all over him. Since my former best friend was on the team it sometimes seemed like he was getting close to being introduced to me, but this never took place since I quit to preserve my worldview.
>>154715420new nigger lore just dropped? I saw you acting like a retard earlier btw, stop sperging out over bait.Who's the friend? On the team for undertale or deltarune?
>>154715436hes just being skitzo please ignore him
>>154706405Aradia was awesome until she turned into a creepy death weirdo/Sollux's le pure girlfriend. That's Feferi's job cunt. Aradia's character was improved upon x10000 with Damara/Handmaid.
>>154715249I remember when the Undertale kickstarter post on tumblr had 900 notes and I started reading Homestuck like 3 years before then. Had no idea who Fox was, only that Shelby Cragg was promoting his game
>>154715506i realize people just have opinions objectively worse than mine sometimes
jesus christ hussie was such a prick after the murderstuck. he clearly didnt gave a damn about working hard anymore.. reading him answering questions makes me angry. like he clearly knows he js being facetious but doesn't care anymore.anyway i will keep looking for the good old stuff. fondly. before he became annoying.
>>154715538Sorry but I'm not autistic so I don't self-insert onto Sollux or any character
Homestuck > Psycholonials >>> Undertale >>>>> Deltarune Chapter 1 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Deltarune
>>154715555his older answers were even more facetious i dont know what to tell you
>>154713031Same. Hussie obviously wanted to BTFO all hetfags just to say he did it and appease all his tumblr side bitches
If I ever created something big enough to give me millionaire money I would 100% pull a Hussie and self destruct it, but probably with even more malice and longer term planning. Wait for the absolute end and destroy it.Hussie was 100% justified. He won.
>>154715235>I do not understand how the spooky easter eggs have become the biggest part of the entire game online. Undertale got big since its very streamable. Deltarune’s theories are big because there is an expectation of mystery and a lot to hunt for. Other indie horror titles (think fnaf) have this. But due to deltarunes serial release schedule its been able to build up a following in that department due to how schizophrenia is an endless content farm. Homestuck was similar in how its release schedule was always able to revive engagement.
>>154715572yeah, but at least the story was good before all that plot twist. now he was being facetious and doing bad work. wich is worse.
>>154715593;-; why would you do that?
>>154715579>BTFO all hetfags >sollux and aradia>gamzee and terezi (that one ran its natural course it wasnt btfo)
Every single character had the same exact personality and that's Andrew Hussie's personality. He disguised that fact visually by making them all have different colors and typing quirks. Going back and reading it makes it obvious that this was always the work of someone who never knew how to do anything but write about himself. The art is still pretty though
>>154715623I'm a spiteful person who finds the solo creator/consumer relationship to be horribly unbalanced. Hussie didn't take revenge on his fanbase for no reason.
>>154715631Sollux x Aradia (romantic) sucks (moirails ok) and Gamzee x Terezi was retconned like everything else
>>154715636>someone who never knew how to do anything but write about himself.this is like 90% of all great artists. Not saying Hussie is a great artist, but it's hardly disqualifying and in fact seems helpful for prolific creating.
>>154715636>andrew is secretly nepeta theory
>>154715641hmm i think you see this "relationship" in a really antagonistic way. much so because hussie interacted with his fans. i think also you are projecting a lot throught him by wishing it. i don't think you should repeat what he did. this is bad.
the grand tale of 3way marraige
which grubsauce tastes the best?
>huge scar across the stomach from being sawed in halfso kino it kills people
>>154716185where did eridan got this whole bakery?
>>154716223Hope storage
>>154716177red and bronze ones
I'm THINKING of a number between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty. The higher my credit score, the better chance I have of saving a lot of money. I'm thinking of a number; between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. Do you know what it is? It happens to be seven hundred and twenty, which is my free credit score. This number is between my buttocks. This number, I am thinking, is between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. The higher this number it is, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money. But the number is between my buttocks! Do you know what number it is? It happens to be between four fifty and eight fifty, and the number is between my buttocks. The number is seven hundred and twenty. But do you know what number I'm thinking of? I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks. It happens to be between four fifty and eight fifty, and it could save me a lot of money the higher it is. Fortunately that number is seven hundred and twenty, which is a number between four fifty and eight fifty. This number between four fifty and eight fifty happens to be between my buttocks. The higher the number is between my buttocks, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money. This number happens to be between my buttocks, which means I will save a lot of money. But do you know what number I'm thinking of? The number I'm thinking of is seven hundred and twenty, and it happens to be between my buttocks. It's between four fifty and eight fifty. And it still happens to be between my buttocks. The higher this number is that's between my buttocks, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money. Do you know what this number is? It's my free credit score, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty, and between my buttocks. The higher this number that is seven hundred and twenty is, that is between four fifty and eight fifty is, the better my chances at saving a lot of money.
>>154715636Is that why there's so much weird incestual subtext in the story?
>>154715477Nigga do you really need it explained yet again that I had a close friend on the team?I guess you’re mindbroken but not enough to stop you from whining when you see a post that isn’t porn. Never do a job half-finished, don’t listen to women, crush ‘em utterly like an ancient warrior.>>154715668It’s hard to be that cute and comforting
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>>154716416So how are those emails coming along? Close to finished I assume, since you've been talking about forever and never actually sent them.
where are the tc/bobo fans in the thread
>>154715730god I love jade in camo wear
>>154715730unironically kanaya should hook up with john as revenge
>>154716626?????thats her. brother
>>154716686yes
>>154716626How does this effect Jade? She doesn't want to fuck John. She should just take her turn with Jade, Rose had her turn and Kanaya can have hers. Either with Candy Jade or Meat Jade.Jade is still unmarried and willing to be a present parent who likes kids
>>154716769jade can go away
>>154716492so i guess no one wants bobo drawings. mhmp!
>>154716769>parent who likes kidsyeah. dont at any cost let her babysit any child.
>>154716784Jade was invited and is appreciated, she's the one who made your earth and all she asked for was a genuine relationship and kids. Like she doesn't even want your money, just you to come visit her island for at least 1 real date where you go hunting and gardening
>>154716827nope sorry, long hard egbert penis
>hating on jadehow fucking dare you
>>154716896and how do you know that its big? mhm?
>>154717004john's father is a sexual tyrannosaurus, the egbert genes are a source of potent virility
nice cock john, reminds me of your dad's
>>154717404>t.
>>154717482fuck, beat me to it
>>154708373i want to be trans sollux's cis slut he can take his internalized misogyny out on to feel gender euphoria (while choking down his tdick/taking the double strap)
>>154718076 (me)you know that thing fucking stinks and he barely washes it i want to be in those lips with grool tangled in his pubes SO bad
>>154718076Just remembered why i dont come here anymore
>>154715730You know this wouldn't be a problem if more of the trolls had god tiered, which they didn't despite their session having nowhere near the chaos of Earth's because, because it just did okay?
never read the epilogues when does roxy become a male or where is it stated
>>154718459roxy becomes a bostonian dey/dem in the candy route
>>154718881Dirk wouldn't be able to pull me out
>>154714897Problem Sleuth is still funIt's not high art but it does what it sets out to do and leaves you satisfiedAlso its MSPFAs are always good
>>154715561>Deltarune Chapter 1 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DeltaruneBased opinion
>>154716406Dersecest is probably the apex of Hussie's self-inserting. Dave is Hussie the detached irony-poisoned wigger while Rose is Hussie the obnoxiously pretentious pseud who thinks he's the smartest person in the room. The intercourse of these two represents the dialectical intercourse between the two sides of Andrew's personality'sThe extra irony comes in Dirk who in spite of being Rose and Dave's ectobiological father is actually an amalgation of these two characters and the "Hussiest" of the Derse kids, being both a tryhard pseud and le irony rapper ytboi, which might be why Lil Hal(Dirk's splinter) is a component of LE, who's also the "author" of Homestuck.And Roxy's there too I guess
>>154716492whomst
>>154718881would
>>154719278In what world is Chapter 1 better than Chapter 2? The only thing better about it is the secret boss theme
Karkat as a Drill Sgt. What would his platoon mascot be, and what would its motto be?>DS Vantas.>4th Platoon Cancer Crabs.>"SHUT UP/ASSHOLE."
>>154719836>What would his platoon mascot beHimself
>>154719841>Just a big angry face with his eyes obscured by the campaign hat.>His platoon is made up of fucking giants.>He's shorter than everyone.Also.>DS Egbert.>Never raises his voice but will make you push the ground on the slightest chance.>Whenever he comes in from his break three weeks into Red Phase, Karkat looks at him and shouts "YOU! NERD!">DS Egbert shouts "ASSHOLE!", with arms outstretched as he approaches, picking him up and taking him into CQ.
>>154716319where the fuck is this from?
>>154716492i was sleeping bro.but i'm here. his future husband...
>>154718076female brain on ovulation process
choose anons, left or right?
>>154720075right
>>154720075she looks old.
>>154720075Middle is the cutest actually, but between the two options, left is clearly superior.
After seeing incest porn of Rose x her mom, I'm now motivated to finish the comic. Just started Act 5. The story is bullshit, the writing is unfunny and boring as fuck, the art sucks, and my sexual fantasies with Rose and her mom or Kanaya are the only thing keeping me going, but I will do it. Thank you /co/.
>>154720238based. keep going on lalondfag
I need a story where a Mom, cursed to have a cock, must have her daughter Rose sate her depraved lust once a day.
>>154720312Me too, anon. Me too.
>>154720320Rose hates having to yoink her mother's schlong every evening, and thinks about calling the police half the time. But the disgust of getting a face full of thick, dripping Rox-Splooge shudders her so much she is too distracted with taking a shower to follow through.
>>154720312what if rose had the stupidly big, un-hideable cock mom had to take care of instead huh
>>154720324Her disgust is only rivalled by her burning cock envy. Unfortunately, Rose was accorded quite the micropenis.
>>154720348>>154720349What if instead of that nonsense, her mother begins taking it a step further, and begins groping and squeezing her daughter before haunting her at night with strokes of her throbbing member?
One of the trolls trying to report a rape but they don't know what to do with it. The closest idea they have is Terezi but she's too used to Vriska to deal with rapists
>>154720388>Was regularly molested/assaulted by her boyfriend.>Thinks this is normal and doesn't realize how toxic and awful this is.Hot.
>>154719778Chapter 1 was setting up an interesting premise challenging UT's "your choices matter" and "nobody has to die", with the King refusing to be talked into friendship, being ready to kill the heroes without guilt and reluctance and not above murdering his own son. Then in chapter 2:>the King was, in his own words, "bluffing" as nothing would happen to Lancer after getting dropped and he would just bounce back up. In other words the stakes have been retroactively removed lole>also he's been turned into a goofy hamster joke. Oh, and also he never actually met the Knight(it's okay, it was ambiguous so that Toby could always say it was always meant to be this way teehee)>Toby's original concept for the Queen as a more antagonistic character has been wholly flushed down the drain in favor of a le funni memelord who just didn't know better and freely concedes after learning the truthI'm not actually singling out chapter 2 in particular because we can see similar issues of latter chapters MOSTLY being a spiritual non-genocide route Undertale retreads, ie. pacifist-oriented theme park rides with non-hostile antagonists where the Knight and the Titans subplots are the only things acting as a saving grace and a source of stakes in the story. The thematic dissonance make me think Toby's completely bullshitting about the current state of DR *wholly* following his original fever-induced ideas just as I doubt his mentor's bullshit about everything in mid-to-late Homestuck being 100% 4D chess. It's just that Hussie prefers wannabe autheur contrarianism while Toby a.k.a. anti-Hussie prefers his wholesome chungus shtick, both ultimately willing to compromise the initial vision and the atmosphere to facilitate certain fan responses.(At least there's still weird route, which unsurprisingly attracts most attention because it tries to be interesting and push the envelope, unlike the main route which in comparison feels pretty schlocky.)
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>Post-Rape Terezi happily makes you breakfast, because that's what she believes she ought to do.
>>154720467hmmm people hc him as transmasc even tho the satyrs already have androgenous features... i dont get it but its okay people are free to interpret chars as they understand.i still love bobo tho. sm. he makes me ill. in a good way.
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>>154720486done. did you like the pictures
>>154720238Rose is so very incestcoded to me. She has such a complicated relationship with her mother that I could see her view any attempt at affection to be a challenge from Mom to the point where she would hug her out of nowhere to prove to herself that she's "better" at familial love than her drunk mother.Naturally this would escalate as Mom's drunken nature probably would accidentally have her brush Rose's shoulder in an inappropriate manner, with Rose taking it as some form of challenge or attempt at asserting dominance over her rather than the clear accident it was. Leading to her trying to get "brushes" or "touches" on her mother during embraces or around the home.I like to believe her sharp introspection on Dave's incestuous flirtations would be completely absent when it comes to her own actions. There's nothing wrong with what she's doing, she's clearly just trying to beat Mom at her sick little game, if it's wrong than that woman shouldn't have started it all.Mom is too drunk to notice there's anything wrong with the situation in the first place, her thoughts towards her increasingly incestuous offspring being summed up as, "aw bby wants smoomch from moma dats cute."
>>154720535I like it pretty much anon. thank you for taking your precious time to post this cute bobo log :3
>>154720559You can't say all of this and not mention she's into the mommy troll
amazing how so few people noticed the parallels that bc's tc has with jade. people.... you need to force your minds on it...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjZzQhm379E
>>154720624Damn right I don't think about Jade.
>>154720620I wonder if Rose would reflect upon her slippery slope of mother loving desires if she were to realise she treated Kanaya in the same manner as Mom, even calling her such at one point.She might have simply deluded herself too much to notice anything wrong with the hypersexual attraction towards motherly figures at that point.Or if she did notice it she can't bring herself to break away from those feelings and desires as they "bring her closer to mother. whose gone now and all she has left is this."
>>154720632The robotic Plants, the knowing things that they are not supposed to know (even tho its by unethical spying lmao), the sleeping out of nowhere that can be a reference to her being put to sleep, uh.... long hair, being far away from others in a tower like a princess, actually this makes me think also abt how much dirk and jade have in common also it overlaps on purple horsie now.
>>154720626Do what you want cuz a pirate is freeu are a pirate.
>>154720675All aspects that make TC more interesting than Jade ever was.
>>154720698;------; anon are you a jade hater? its ok if you are tho. i like her just until the end of act 5. i hope we see tc soon. i kinda want to have that high that was to know the "kid behind the whole sburb session planning"also im curious to see how he talks to the earth c players
>>154720664kanaya and rose do ageplay and mom and daughter ERP. this is a fact
Is it wrong for me to find Dave's issues with abuse and his brother super interesting while also finding the way he dealt with and became nothing but them in the later parts of Homestuck really annoying?
>>154720664its funny how she does not act this way around roxy suspisiously
>>154720769yes
>>154720779She should!
>>154720769no its not wrong. i don't thing they tackling how weird and irresponsable bro was its a bad idea but mostly the lengh and execution of everything during act6 and pos canon was pretty shitty. dave was already sad to be dealing with the fact that everything he loved and was its gone and how he fundamentally changed, there could be a nice arc between the kids overcomming the sadness of losing everything and being isolated from the world they destroyed to be free.
posting this before i forget
>>154720792roxy acts differently from the acid mother she knows. maybe she wanted roxy to be her identical mom who knows
>>154720821>roxy developing a need for being a mommy because of rose pushing her depraved need to have sexual intimacy with her mom onto the closest thing left>goes from o wow dis is fun ha :D>to o dear you like when momma roxy touches you in the places no mother evr should dont you? such a naughty child you are...>*ever, lol
>>154720867imagine this grown ass women still has mommy issues at her 30's..
>>154720937All this incest freak shit with Candy Rose too...
i dont remenber jane doing this wtf this is scary
>>154721018I need her so bad.
>>154720937I still have mommy issues in my 30s, so I get it.
>>154720769it's not wrong to prefer a little subtlety to writing, no
>>154720769I wanna touch this Dave he looks like a sexy faggot.
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>>154721018>>154721031what the fuck is going on here this looks dangerously spooky what happened to homestucks goofy aura?
>>154721102>happened to homestucks goofy aura?>insert jack stabbing nepeta multiple times
>>154721102>he didn't read
>>154721117That was goofy THOUGH
hussie would be rolling hin his grave if he saw this.
>>154721091One could say she was plapmeat
>>154721139You're right. Vriska hasn't been on screen for 3 pages, he's gonna puke.
>>154721091>>154721145
>>154721145i dont even care anymore. jane only belongs to that cat. only.
>>154721153I don't want hussie puking on the meteor again I always gotta clean that bullshit up
>>154721117>>154721123hussie never took stuff too seriously. when jack stabbed nepeta and kicked her ke made a goofy DOOF sound effect. when gamzee when psycho he made a 'deal with it meme' reference with qequius' glasses and was then taken out by a kick to the balls. when karkat was cared for his life he comically dropped sollux down the stairs. even Game Over [S] had comical momentsthis is just downright spooky
>>154721171holy shit I can't type excuse me I just woke up
>>154720415I dont agree with a lot of this, but you are much more levelheaded in your criticism here than most of this thread is about Hussie. I completely agree that the fan-effects on the story are starting to negatively effect deltarune. Chapter 4 was probably my favorite so far but the mike-shit is just lame, and some of the fan references in 5 were ridiculous. The Friendshit being patched in because too many "theorists" were pissed about their lack of validation genuinely pissed me off so much. I still love even the latest chapter but its giving me trepidation very similar to what I felt in Act 6.
john getting fishhooked by kanaya while she pounds his ass
>>154721194>fishhooked?
>>154721171this is just bad faith criticism, most of Jack's early kills outside of the trolls dreamselves are played completely straight. hell, look at Mom and Dads deaths. yes the art is more brutal but the tone fits homestuck fine
>>154721171cant say the same for being sawed in half
BUILT FOR TROLLS
>>154721220BIGTROLLGIRLCOCK
>>154720769yes, i actually think it's very silly to retroactively claim a sword fight with your brother is abuse (shouldn't john be abused too by this metric?)
>>154721220sprites. you meant to say sprites.
Troll boys specifically.
>>154721243he had no food on his fridge except for swords.
>>154721208yeah the art. the brutal art is what took me aback to see
female sprites exclusively.
>>154721243>forgets that hes constantly recording him and uploading it to an adult streaming site>forgets that he filled his house with sexual puppets with big fat asses>forgets that there's posters of muppet babies with blurred cocks around the house>forgets there's no food anywhere in the house because he spends all his money on shitty mall ninja swords
>>154721278you fags treat the homestuck universe like it follows the same rules as ours. Jade stuffed her grandpa at age 5. John tried to beat his dad with a hammer. Dirk raised himself as a baby. This is not the real world, and if every character's situation was treated as "realistically" as Dave's was, when it clearly wasnt in acts 2 and 3, the comics whole narrative would fall apart.
>>154721256I can't believe Eridans seahorse dad abused him
>>154721220Actually trolls are built for her
>>154721325eridan literally used his dad as a horse to ride so this argument doesnt make sense
Is that one comic where Jade makes a portal to fuck dave on the meteor the only good full porn comic of homestuck? Ive plenty of good individual pinups but I think thats the only narrative one I actually like
>>154721345his fridge has no food except for wands. By your own logic he must be abused too right? Because nothing is a gag and everything has to be treated logically right?
>>154721325>Eridans seahorse dad abused himhuh?
>>154721256>>154721278it's almost like those were jokes
>>154721358the difference with eridan is that he did this by himself and is literally rich
>>154721366>>154721358
>>154721374>>154721373
>>154721278I wish I had such an epic and funny family member
>>154721373Where does he get his food? Why arent you worried about his parental figure not providing for him? This is just one example but the logical hoops you have to jump through to justify Dave having a terrible childhood and being abused but the other kids being so normal and will adjusted is jsut fucking ridiculous. It also undermines all of Hussies comedy writing. The adventures in Dave's apartment were fucking hilarious. Am I supposed to feel guilty about thinking that? Am I supposed to believe Hussie intended that the whole time? How can I take Johns dad pie-ing him in the face as a joke, is that abuse? What about Rose getting a pony? Should I worry about Mom abusing animals by leaving a horse for a 13 year old to deal with? You can't have your cake and eat it too, the Dave abuse reveal fucking sucks.
>>154721407it is quite stated that troll father figures are different from normal dads. along with young trolls having to build and design their own homes. its clear that alternia is another world
The dave abuse stuff was obviously just the fans doing sadstuck for their fanfics and overanalyzing gags. It should have never been injected into the actual story
>>154721433Good job focusing on one example and ignoring the ten other ones I listed. You clearly don't care enough to actually defend this and are just echoing Hussie talking points, its worthless trying to converse with you any longer. Learn to form your own opinions and not trust the author so much.
>>154721407and also no one ever said anything about john getting pies on his face as abuse. because it is not. and rose has bigger problems with her mom than getting a pony to deal with.
>>154721448>Learn to form your own opinions and not trust the author so much.
>>154721461Youre so right, I should ignore all plotholes and bad writing as long as the authors notes tell me its ok.
you people read things with your eyes closed and think your opinion matters.
you fucks have such bad takes Im missing the normal crowd who shits on everything post-cascade. There are no tolerable homestuck fans left, only fanfic writers and children.
>>154721461I am not sure how you can be 100% on the side of the author in the case of Homestuck. I'm pretty sure Hussie makes this point himself, albeit indirectly, more than once.
this thread is full of people who think haki was planned from chapter 1 of one piece.
>>154721493its just one guy
enough daveslop. post grimdorks.
>>154721201when you put fingers in your partners mouth
>>154721194this but the other way around
>>154721560Now we're talkin'.
>>154721568booooring...
>>154721590sorry bwo orientation_play or lesbian_conversion are a peak booru tag
bro abusing dave is retarded but i like that it reverse-engineered a problem between dirk and dave for stridercest purposes only
>>154721560>when you put fingers in your partners mouthh-hot. kinda want that done to me
>>154721606dirkdave was the best thing to come out of homestuck
>>154721601if you have shit tastes, then sure.
>>154721505johns cake looks so huge here
i dont want to have sex to be happy. i just want to scratch gamzee hair until i sleep. and he keeps purring on my side while it.
>Bro abusing DaveBroke>Alpha Dave abusing DirkWOKE
>>154721650I wish they actually interacted more in the comic. So much wasted potential
also i think hussie is lazy even more because he never thought in using hs money to help him fund the clown graphic novel. he could do what he is doing rn with beyond canon but with the clown story. liked that a lot more for what it is.
so when are prisounebound and space days updating
>>154721145that cat basically owns jane.
>>154721786Massive freaking breastsHueg mommy milkers
It's late so no one will notice my Vriska posts heheheh
>>154721818>gets decanonized by vriska canonicity bullshitkek
>>154721786>space dayswe do not care and we won’t be reading this
>>154721834why is she doing this
>>154721855why does vriska do anything? because it amuses her and she thinks she's the main character
>>154721855Silly
>>154721735>bro abusing daveHOT>alpha dave abusing dirkHOT>dave abusing broHOT>dirk abusing alpha daveHOT
bet yall didnt know this panel existed
>>154721898who’s cock would she lick like this?
>>154721909anon. shes doing this next to jane. shes doing a gesture to jane pussy.
>>154721909Mine.
>>154721844its hard for me to care much knowing the author just plays elden ring every day in discord. shit will never finish
>>154721739we were robbed so fucking hard. I would trade half of meenah's dialogue for just one more panel between them
>>154721995wasnt their long conversation enough?
>>154721855She's quite literally divine/authorial punishment
>>154721735what a meanie
>>154722008no I need a 10 minute flash of them having anal sex and getting married
Shit-ska from a butt-ket.
>>154721786ITS OUT WHEN ITS OUT
>>154721145>Bound closely.>Lips puckered.>Breast smushThis is literally the most sexual the comic has ever gotten.
And we like that.
>>154721995no not when it's boring and systematically unpacking a bunch of random shit i don't care about. the two seconds of dave taking dirk's head clean off was better than that entire conversation
>>154722129THANK GODare you complaining?
>>154722153Bitch do I SOND like I'm complaininianging? Hell the no! This is hot, and we need more of Cookie Tits getting flusterated and bothered!
>>154722140oh hang on lemme correct myself:I would trade half of meenah's dialogue for just one more panel between them written by ME
>>154710901Hi Colsla I love you Colsla
>>154721786i have no hurry for the story to finish. there is a backlog of other mspfas for me to read. i will goon to fan comics of gamzee until there and yet i still will have a lot of to read mean while/when pb/sd updates.
Fuck it, after formation I'm drawing Jane! Why not, she's great!
I TIRE OF DYKES IN HOMESTUCK
>>154722177;----; i like colsla too, but im not colsla.i just become chuddy like that when im annoyed. then i regret.
Back from college. And refining the finer details of my retake to.I just wanna ask you...Should Jade be a Central Asian baddie? (Tan-ish)Idea is Drake Sassacre (Grandpa Harley) neglected his children, and in turn when he ended up exciling hismelf to the island, his adult child (not sure wether to make it a son or a daughter) left Jade with him at least as a sign of good will to see if he have changed for good.I´m gonna make Jade a cath regardless. Just to knwo if I shouldmake her bronze skinned from Central-East Asia or not(I´m not all in for making every Beta kid be Anglo-Saxon American. At least I wanted Dave to be redhead and John to have an implied Eastern European ascendence... More or less because Nanna gives me those vibes. All in all it´s for the theme of Internet Friends being guys from the least places you can imagine. Making them just white kids with Black and Blonde Hair would make it all look as if htey were from John´s neighborhood.)Anyway. Hello Again /HSG/. And it´s good to be back ;)
Rereading HSBC.The original team needs to be lined up against a wall and shot for having pages with no panels that are just a wall of text. I'm glad they were fired and Hussie had his balls slapped.I'm here to read a COMIC book.
>>154722165yes!
>>154722203thats not hsbc.... thays the freaking epilogues
>>154722171and i would trust you with it i can tell it'd be in good hands
>>154722190Please do.
>>154722225No that's a random page in HS^2 for the first 300 pages. What were they thinking? It sucks every time they did it and I'm sure they were given feedback on it at the time.
Quickly, give me a canon look at what Jane is these days, since I don't read the comic. It'll give me an idea for thickness and outfits.
>>154722165the cat is so freaky. she even says jane has big tits
bet you guys also never seen this cool ass extra wide panel.
>>154722249im glad that as japerosesprite she can be the horny person she always was.
>>154722259Within Jasperosesprite lies bits and pieces of the actual Rose we know and love, just far more open and blunt. >>154722249See, she tells the truth. Jane Crocker is the most stacked of the humans!Look to Busty-Gumshoe, the old cosplayer who made so many wonderful pictures dressed as Jane. You will see the truth there, as Hussie did.
>>154722248Here>>154721856Here>>154721018And here's>>154721091>>154721145
>>154721145first instance of homestuck where they make a crack look so good its no longer a crackship.and by BC by no means
>>154722304I now know precisely WHAT to draw now.I just have to wait, until around 1700, four hours from now.
Chud Rage
okay so this is LITERALLY a crocker corp general alright.
>>154722354>I'm reminded of a RP I had many years ago >My John consoling a Crocker Corp Jane before it ends in forbidden incestials.
>>154722354nah jane is just hot like that. bitches love eeevil voluptous ladies like that.
>>154722354>20 cakes have been deposited into your account
>>154722258Hysterical Dame and Nervous Broad my beloved
>>154722373Big Evil Bitchs need love too. But here's a question.Who wins the Bitch of the Year contest, Jane or Vriska?
>>154722401candy jane has been really mean latelly, more than vriska. so
>>154722419What's Meat Jane like?
>>154722201>from Central-East Asia >cath Are we just slapping random ideas together now?
>>154722401>>154722419STOP IT.shes trying to be better. and the catsprite helping her change.
and yet she chooses to hatefuck the crazy clown eeeeevery night meanwhile making plans to make trolls life dificult.really funny. she really is a mirror to equius.
>>154721960why do you care so much what the author does in his free time
>>154722443Jane needs John in her life. They would oddly enough be very stable.
>The article fills out the picture of Lovecraft’s opinion of French-Canadians with this quote from one of his letters, about immigration to New England:>“undesirable Latins — low-grade Southern Italians and Portuguese, and the clamorous plague of French-Canadians.”Rosebros... our our girl's favorite author would hate her...
>>154722437she is still a lil but influenced by the condesess subliminal shit since she is running for presidency as well, but after ult!dirk's whole fiasco Having shaken the entire status quo of the planet's politics (aka his friends) and Jane having won by Karkat's forfeit, everyone put aside their ambitions, including Jane and the trolls' population control plans, and went to a spaceship along with the rest of the "meat" timeline crew. anyway she isn't as chuddy because she had done some visits in other places, became super bisexual thanks to jasperosesprite puss puss talk, got over her paranoia and ambitions and its now way better and being swiss's exile in the game :3
>>154722499*she was still influenced.sorry for my conjugation error.
>>154722448Stop. it.the cat knows it and is trying to help.
>>154722555holy shit maybe i need to read this intermission. my brother do you have the link? also beautiful trips you got.
>>154722457just said i dont
>>154722442Look. I think I got the Monkee fever or I haven´t seen enought classic fanart, but either I can´t unsee Jade from either being full on East Asian, or being Caramel skinned (Not brown, Michiko Malandros is Caramel. Brown is just your avarage Pakistani or Arab descended inbred retard)So for better or for worse, I want to find a good synthesis... that. Or Amphibia lied to me and Thai girls aren´t that hot. (Wich might be, all things considered)
>>154721960I'm sure you're much more productive.
>>154721960>you have to work FULLTIME on your hobby!
>"what a luck motherfucker you are tavbro. ya got this big horns all by yourself." >"perfect to hold lines for my crafts and shit. this is why you are the best"
>>154722563theres 3 parts to it. make sure to share the parts you like so you can crocker pill everyone in the threadhttps://beyondcanon.com/bonus/catnapped/1
>>154722603>>154722626be less obvious when you come to defend yourself on the thread
>>154722578Consider the following>There are about 7 million Catholics in Vietnam, representing 7.4% of the total population.
girls... you are all pretty. please don't fight.
>>154722637>everyone is the same personmeds
What's Jane cup size?
(quick BC propaganda)yes, picrel is indeed dad egbert
>>154722603>>154722626Kek a hit barkfiend will holler
>>154722661>anon finds out first hand what it feels like arguing against someone who hates hussie
>>154722668the moment i saw this short story panels, it was like cupid's love arrow had been hit in my heart. i needed to crack this dilf.
>>154722663watermelon
>>154722680never seen someone wants to fuck dad in the threads before. first time
>>154722663imagine the biggest melon possible. now imagine two of then. now imagine it as tits. now imagine you holding it with your poor little unexperienced hands as she look down at you. that is the size.
>>154722687>Crocker Corp Calculating Computer.>Subject: Jane Crocker.>Bust Size: 48HH "Heaving Heavies/Heaven Hugers">Classification: Watermelon. >Recommendation: Red-over-black brassiere with adamatine underwire for support.
>>154722703i'm pretty sure there was itt a least one Dad Egbertfag not so long ago. But hey im not the only one, just search of dad egbert on the booru. Girls and Boys alike love a responsable loving father that can kick some ass. Crocker dad too.
>>154722725OUUUUUGH where is it from??
Stop. Talking. About. MY. CHEST!
>>154722635STOP BEING A FUCKING COWARD AND USE THE RETARDED CLOWN'S QUIRK.>B-BUT...THERE ARE MULTIPLE QUIRK CONVERTERS ONLINE, JUST A SINGLE GOOGLE SEARCH AWAY. USE THEM. NOW.
>>154722744twitter reloaded bfore i saw the user......>>154722772based anon for not using the drug addicts shitty ass quirk
>>154722772i dont wanna... too much work...imagine is sober medicated gamzee and he talks in lowercase. yeah that is my lazy ass heascanon.
lickin gamzee and he taste like grapefruit soda.
>>154722203I'm so glad BC cut that shit out. There are text heavy pages but it never gets novela length.If there is a lot to talk about it's usually spread over multiple pages while characters actually do stuff or it's a conversation in a pesterlog that feels natural to take that long between two people.
>>154722766Show those massive pale mommy milkers when he meets you. Give him some premium Crocker /ss/ HEHEHEHEH.
>>154722834WHAT THE FUCK? Why the FUCK does John and Dave come here!!! You all are sick, perverted freaks!
>>154722783THAT OPINION IS SHARED BY HUSSIE. DO YOU WANT TO SHARE AN OPINION WITH HUSSIE? REALLY? ARE YOU WILLING TO SINK TO SUCH DEPTHS OF DEPRAVITY? IS THAT IT?>>154722791YOU INPUT THE TEXT INTO A QUIRK CONVERTER. THE CONVERTER DYNAMICALLY DOES THE JOB FOR YOU. THEN YOU CAN EVEN COPY IT TO A CLIPBOARD WITH A SINGLE CLICK. IT TAKES NEXT TO NO EFFORT.HERE YOU GO, LET ME SPOONFEED BECAUSE YOU'RE APPARENTLY ON AN INTELLECTUAL LEVEL OF A RETARDED WRIGGLER THAT WILL GET CULLED IN RECORD TIME:https://nepeta.mozai.com/trollquirk/https://www.homestuck-quirks.com/AND NOW GET ON YOUR KNEES AND WORSHIP ME FOR GRACEFULLY DOING A SIMPLE JOB OF A BASIC ONLINE SEARCH THAT TAKES 10 SECONDS MAX.
Hmmmmmmmmm noticing noticing....so far I've noticed that hope aspect players have also a tendency to hear voices and have hallucinations. In addition to super strength as well.
I never considered Swiss x Jane. Perhaps I'm not perverted enough for this world...
>>154722906i already knew about these converters. i just choose not to use that time. but thank you for explaning to me ^-^
>>154722937i'm perverted enough because i drew him pregnant by ly'lac months ago?
>>154721898Why doesnt she cuck rose and steal kanaya at this point?
>>154722964Jane big body is 100x than either rose AND kanaya. i said it.youre just jealous.
Alright dumb question but what kind of Vampire is Kanaya, because I want to say Toreador.
>>154722906>THAT OPINION IS SHARED BY HUSSIE. DO YOU WANT TO SHARE AN OPINION WITH HUSSIE? REALLY? ARE YOU WILLING TO SINK TO SUCH DEPTHS OF DEPRAVITY? IS THAT IT?no anon i just fucking hate gamzee in general lolsometimes the answer is simpler than that
>>154722653Oh! ... aren´t you thinking on the Philipines tho? (And I might have to say, I am VERY hesitant of making Jade a Phili)Because I don´t think Vietnamese can be precisely Caramel like I´m thinking. As far as I know, they have the light yellow teal some Chinese have (And I might add, I don´t know if the Yellow teal is an Han trait or if it´s from the Cantonese or other ethnicity)Can you inform me more on this one, Anon?
>>154722994...a rainbow drinker?
>>154723022>Jane pic>blatantly caliginous for the purple clownPottery
>>154723027i think he means as in the vampire rpg game type of vampires. vampire the masquerade i presume.
>>154723072take it as you may, i just dont like gamzee as a character at all lol
i think gamzee is cute.
>>154722994forgotten-by-the-plot-kind
>>154722568well you clearly do given you complained about it
jane posters made the thread fun faster than ever.
>>154723321run*
>>154723025>Oh! ... aren´t you thinking on the Philipines tho?Nope, these are like 80% Catholic. Now of course, the Vietnamese numbers might not seem impressive by Philippine or European standards but has the fifth largest Catholic population in Asia, which is at least something.>Because I don´t think Vietnamese can be precisely Caramel like I´m thinking. As far as I know, they have the light yellow teal some Chinese have (And I might add, I don´t know if the Yellow teal is an Han trait or if it´s from the Cantonese or other ethnicity)It's also a pretty populous country and there's a decent variety in there. You might as well google it and see if anything strikes your fancy, probably more if they're from the Mekong Delta than from around Hanoi, these guys in particular should be even more similar to an average Thai than already decently SEA-looking Viets.Alternatively there are also some other locations closer with notable darker-skinned and catholic populations like Timor and Flores in Indonesia or much of Papua, they also have the benefit of being even closer to Jade's actual island. They're much less typically Asiatic-looking though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBDfQBeMC8UNew lawsuit incoming
>>154723335fun as well. right?
>>154723321TOO BAD JANE BITCH WOuLD NEVER BE ABLE TO RuN AS FAST.BECAuSE SHE'S A GARGANTuALLY OBESE WHORE.
>>154722994Of course she's a Toreador dumbass, what else could she possibly be? Ventrue if you wanna be contrarian, maybe?
>>154722930They've also got no game and can't get laid for shit.
>>154723376at least she can bounch crazy style. harder than anyone. and make her partners go crazy.
fuckers bake the next thread if you plan on posting this much
>>154723403sadly. to be in love with a hope player is a bliss few will be able to enjoy. since everybody is evil and or shallow to enjoy simple beautiful retards that know where to touch. but ykw i think im just projecting.
>>154723374it was funnie yes
>>154723459*that dont know where to touch
>>154722930Dude homestuck is not real. the voices in your head are not proof you are literally ellith
>>154723556I never said i was. at least not now. I just noticed overlaping themes in hope players fucking hell. My aspect is not even hope its space!!!fuck when i kin a character it doesnt mean i think im them! fuck u and stop making me angry.
>>154723583god i hate you
>>154723594why? i dont hate you by the way. its just annoying. but i think you are funny in a way anon.
>>154723629(me)like you almost come here to say you hate me and that im the worst. im curious to know where this sentiment came from.
>>154723656>>154723656>>154723656
>>154723379I was going to go with Salubri.
