>Wanda went crazy and killed herself >Hawkeye got ran over by a tractor and crippled >Spider Man and Hulk are kill>Guardians fucked off to another galaxy >Black Panther died and got replaced by his baby sister >They made the bird man with no powers Captain America >Doctor Strange is disappear >Captain Marvel is disappear >War Machine is disappear >All you got left is some Avengers rejects and losers from another reality
Where the fuck is Thor's long hair.WHY WON'T HE WEAR THE FUCKING HELMET.
>>154713315>Guardians fucked off to another galaxyKekked
>>154713315I’m not saying I’m smarter than everyone for knowing immediately the MCU was going to turn to shit after Endgame, but it did seem pretty obvious
>>154713315>Hawkeye got ran over by a tractor and crippled Wait, when did this happen?
>>154713714January 1, 2023.
>>154713714>>154713749
>>154713315>Spider Man>killWhat again?
>>154713315>>Hawkeye got ran over by a tractor and crippledWait, for real? What the fuck happened after the show?
>>154713749>>154713784>>154713852I seriously don't remember him appearing after the show. What was this in?
>>154713315I'm going to be fucking real but Thor is way more of a comedic loser than Ant-Man in the MCU that's not even funny. Thor at his worst is being written by Taika who is actively taking a shit on the comics. Ant-Man at his worst somehow gets to beat MCU's next Thanos lmao
>>154713714>>154713852looks like somebody forgot to check the app...
>>154713714>>154713852Renner was helping one of his neighbors with something and ended up nearly dying when the machinery fell on top of him. It was right after they filmed the Hawkeye show but he was hurt to the point where hes effectively retired from acting altogether
>>154713852>>154713955The actor IRL had a serious accident with a tractor, not the character
>>154713852>>154713955>dense motherfuckers have the entire sum of human knowledge at their fingertips and still can't figure it out
>>154714011>>154714080>>154714110>>154714112>it was the actor and not the characterWho gives a shit?
>>154714011What the fuck?>>154714080>>154714110Oh. I knew Renner had an accident. For some reason, I thought it involved winter equipment. I thought they were talking about Hawkeye since they said "Hawkeye" and not the actor.>>154714112>he has time to be mean instead of being polite
>>154714227you're right i dont know why everyones saying tractor it was a snowplow
>>154713315That's what Doomsday feels like, a bunch of leftover C list superheroes. It's kind of like how WWE fomed the Wyatt Sicks. They took a bunch of leftover C list jobber wrestlers and tried to jam them together, give them a gimmick, and put them in stupid Spirit Halloween costumes. The audience didn't care. They got released.
Why is Dr. Strange not in it?
>>154714675>The audience didn't care.They cared but TKO purposely cooled them down because they want WWE to be more "real" to synergize with UFC.
>>154714691Why do you want him to be in this shit heap
>>154713315>>They made the bird man with no powers Captain AmericaHe can fly. Steve can't fly.
>>154715336His flight is a tool, not a power.
>>154714198It's funny that Banner and Rhodey got recast in P1 and ever since they've been peepants terrified of ever recasting anyone and insist on just writing around it.
>>154713315Everybody forgets Eternals and Young Avengers.
>>154715736You forgot Shang Chi.
>>154713979Ant-Man saves us from Kang. If the movie had good reception, they'd have recast Kang and we'd be dealing with the same multiverse bullshit.
>>154713335This is just Chris, the steroid brain rot makes him think he's really Thor
>>154713315This movie is gonna be so bad, its basically like beating a dead horse into a pink mist then taking that pink mist and dragging it through the dirt. Then condensing it and pressing it into familiar looking shapes but still look completely off like a poorly made counterfeit then pulling a ton of shit out of your ass to in hopes it works.They should have just laid that cinematic universe to rest. Hired a bunch of young affordable actors that could fulfil 10-15 years of a new cinematic universe based around new x-men. The multiverse is played out to hell and back, the novelty cheap pop gimmick movies are a bust.
>>154713315It is kind of amazing how Disney WILL NOT EVER let Steve be Cap or touch the shield. It's going to be Falcon or an OC, but never ever Cap, in anything. Including Disney + shit, or various cartoons.
>>154714675>That's what Doomsday feels like, a bunch of leftover C list superheroes.Thing is, this is exactly what everyone behind the scenes at Disney think the Avengers are. C-List nobodies they made into superstars all by themselves. And again with Guardians of the Galaxy, so they have this impression that they can take any low level nobody and turn them into the next global sensation. And so far it hasn't worked out for the last 8 years.
>>154716385What the fuck are you talking about? Steve was Cap for seven movies over a decade. He had the fucking shield and was Cap in XM97 you stupid cunt.
>>154715761Everyone forgets Shang Chi. Does anyone remember Shang Chi? Does anyone care about Shang Chi? Shang Chi should be killed offscreen and dealt with in 90 seconds of dialogue.
>>154714701God I hate this shit.
>>154714198>>154714227/TV/ also sent him letters saying they hoped he died or something and he made a tearful Instagram post saying he was going to be O.K. and his family still loved him despite what Anons thought or something like that. Was kind of messed up ngl
>>154714112I don't remember what his actor's name was.
>>154713315> Not leading with Wolverine > Not leading with Blade> Not leading with Roady as new Iron Man > Not making Bucky Captain America > Not bringing Killmonger back to be Black Panther > Not making a Hulk movie> Not emphasizing Spidey> Not incorporating Venom It's like they made all the wrong decisions
>>154713315This has been known for a whilehttps://youtu.be/ASHKCodZxew?si=g9Ae0jmp2Sd6W90c&t=517
>>154716817We never found out why Wong was engaging in illegal underground street fighting, especially egregious if he's the sorcerer supreme
>>154717490I’m glad they still love him even though he lost his dick
>>154717490Is /tv/ the most deranged and powerful board on 4chan? At least these days, at the very least I think they give /pol/ a run for their money, and they've got about as much meme magic, too.
I'm really curious how Spiderman BND is gonna end with how we don't see him at all here
>>154713315The first thing I noticed is they're too lazy to get the hair color right on thor. Game of thrones did the same thing. Blonde haired characters all stopped having blonde hair because the studio straight up got too lazy to die the actors' hair the right color.
>>154719230The leaks say he's no longer on Earth by the end.
>>154713315hey at least we have… did Nick get anything in Secret Invasion?
>>154715454Thunderbolt Ross got recast too
>>154715826Yeah, less reason to reboot and more reason to discard strict continuity and move toward a more mythological structure of retelling through reexporation of character dynamica from other existing stories.You don't have to start from an origin point if you make the characters and scenarios engaging outside of it.
>>154713389After?
>>154719161/tv/ doesn’t do anything. They reject humor these days. Recently they’ve been having month long meltdowns about The Odyssey not meeting their expectations.
>>154714701WWE flip flops with that every other year kek
>>154721037/tv/ never wanted the odyssey to succeed and they're currently reposting the reddit polls that show the movie was a massive flop
>>154717516Boy, do I have an app for you!
>>154713315>Spider-Man always dies in crossoversWhy does Marvel hates this guy. I thought he was Marvel's Superman?
>>154714675The audience cared it's just the booking was fucking garbage
>>154714701>>154721226And then they hired Danhausen who activity curses people using magic so I think TKO and HHH might just be retarded and not know what they want
>>154713714The summer of 92
>>154716419Thunderbolts were fine.
>>154719161/lit/ keeps it quiet but is honestly probably worse
>>154713315Don't even care that MCU Thor isn't blonde. I have a bigger issue with the fact that MCU Thor doesn't have long hair.
