Will this movie from WB coming July 2028 make $1 billion? Concept art from the film, its an isekai
>>154718722I NEED my Melody.
>>154718722Kino
>>154718722so, fish out of the water movie with ironic edge and an obligatory car dialog with the human driving and hello kitty on the passenger seat?
>>154718995From concept art seems to be human character gets sent to fantasy world of sanrio, so its more like minecraft movie.
>>154718722Also the concept art is real because WB took it down on X and reddit, this was shown at annecy
>>154718722I am sure the human woman will get nice art, but we don't need more western isekai slop
>>154718722>In a world that has plunged into darkness the only one who can save them is...a kitty?>Margot Robbie as Hello Kitty: "Hello everyone my name is Hello Kitty">Jordan Peele as Bad Badtz-Maru "Uh, so your name is Hello Kitty?">"Yup!">"So who is your neighbor? Goodbye Doggie?">Shot of a group of characters laughing>Villain (most likely a president parody played by Jack Black) I am going to take The Strawberry Kings powers (sloppy cut) and rule the World"> Hello Kitty "Someone has taken the Strawberry King! We have to go save him!">They fall into a portal to our world "WHOAAAAA">"What is this place">Keroppi played by Seth Rogan "I'm trying to catch up but I got these short froggy legs">Hello Kitty "We gotta get the powers back">Bad Badtz "But first, we party!!!">Dance montage with the one or two action scenes mixed in>Jack Black "Time for this kitty to take a cat nap, get it? Cat nap? AHAHAHA cause she's a cat!">Hello Kitty "My Name is">Badtz "Hello">Keroppi "Hello">My Melody "Hello">Kuromi "Hello">Humans "Hello">Jack Black "CURSE YOU HELLO KITTY">Hello Kitty winks at the cameraTitle Card>"Funny" scene of Gudetama lounging around>Date of Release
>no human male protagCurses, foiled again!
>>154719354But why? Makes no sense with this IP
>>154718722Kuromi is way more marketable and popular than this mouthless feline.
>>154719609Why?
>>154719609Are you fucking retarded?Oh...it's the subtle satanic/ cute but scary thing tweens like.No, hello kitty dressed as a goth will outsell her 10000000:1.
This is fine as long as the human is animated as well.
>>154720200She will be an ugly "litterally me" who is hinted at being a lesbian.
>>154718722>>154719123can't wait to be disappointed by how it looks nothing as cool as those pictures
>western Sanrio animated movieWhy?
>>154720355Because its one of the biggest IPs in the world and sells like crazy?
>>154718722Will the twin sister, Mimi, be in it?
>>154718722Sanrio lets these characters stand on their own and exist in their own world whenever they want to make a series or cartoon, when they aren't doing crossovers of course... But hand this shit to an American company and their first instinct is>durrrr audiences need a normal person to relate to!So we're going to get this eyerolling, self-aware, pile of shit where fish-out-of-water protag girl is constantly commenting on how weird and not serious Hello Kitty world is.
>>154719223Wowie
>>154718722>>154719123>In the sequel it’ll be about the protagonist saving Hello Kitty & friends from a government facility & stopping the government from weaponizing them.
>>154720644Yes
>>154719354He'd just be black. Consider yourself lucky.
>>154719495The /v/irgin is angry that he can't fuck animals
>>154718722>its an isekaiI hate that this shit has managed to infest western animation too.
why does japan keep lending their ips for projects like thisi thought they were a lot more restrictive with their own shit
>"Relatable" human protagonistJust use Patty and Jimmy if you're going to do this shit.
>>154718722predicting that the girl will be the middle man who eyerolls whenver a character does something cringeworthy and thinks cute gorly things suck but in the end she slowly accepts it and therofore likes them or becomes a girlboss
>>154721623Why? I enjoy them>>154721639Money, have you not seen the mcdonalds hello kitty crossovers lately like hello kitty x yugioh, naruto and sonic?
>>154721715Literally who
>>154718722KUROMI SEXO!
>>154719609...no?
>>154718722WHY THE FUCK IS AGGRETSUKO FROM NETFLIX THERE?
>>154718722finally, my favorite badass brat on an animated movie
>>154722473She's Sanrio anonThat means she and Kuromi could be in the same scene
>>154721623just be thankful that is not another middle ages JRPG isekai
>>154722484What animal is this?
>>154722341Fucking casual.
>>154722735Kuromi is a rabbit like My MelodyShe's just a brat
>>154723029Damn, thats crazy, I thought she was a catI'm surprised we didn't get a american animated series until this movie based on hello kitty, is there any?
>>154722234Tmnt too
>>154723634There's been three American cartoons.1) Hello Kitty's Furry Tale Theatre2)Hello Kitty and Friends Supercute Adventures.3) Hello Kitty Superstyle
>>154722660oh god what if she has stats>you can level up your compassion
good thread, have a bump
