What are some Death Battle episodes that unfortunately didn't live up to the hype? For me it was Gru vs Megamind, and no I'm not just saying that because I wanted Megamind to win.
*mind rapes your hero with 90+ years worth of esoteric comic knowledge*
>>154744186If they had Rooster Teeth backing them would they have had more money and people to make better and more assets?
>>>154744178>Superman can't even beat Frieza, what makes you think he can take on Goku
>>154744186Unicron VS Galactus
>spictrannypedophile (redundant, I know) gets called out>keeps runningKWAB
>>154744209Unironically DevilArtemis would have saved GruMind if redditors didn't harass him off of the animation team
>your hero doesn't have a holy weaponCan your hero ESCAPE??
Sonic? Won
Simon negdiffs Gokek btw
>>154744210In a planet that has 10x Earth Gravity
>>154744237...the competition to see who will be Goku's vassal.
>>154744225>implying he would work on it when he was already busy with MetalCellThe faggot couldn't even deliver with multiple months of no releases, what makes you think he can do it when the pipeline's active?
>>154744236I HATE WEAKLING!
>Needs to bust Planets 1 by 1 even in his full power form Frieza is on par with the antimontier and darkseid>Let alone beyond infinity SHITku fans can't fathom anything over 1 PLANET>B-But the universe shakes!!Shakes not destroyed, gokek
>>154744246FUARK THAT MEANS HE'S....... still weaker than Superman.
>>154744255Indeed.
>>154744255https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mowq0cOp6yM
>>154744206This nigger could probably tank it via his cosmology being 1000x more schizo than DC
Who did this to him bros?
FACT: Superboy Prime can't beat Trinity because he would FLEE in fear of Tom King.
>AangWhat a coward!
>>154744299>Superboy Prime can't beat TrinityPreach
>>154744298Superman, SBP would be far too much for that "peaks at Yuji's building sized fartcloud level" universe
>>154744279L-lewd.
>>154744225No way in Hell was that project salvagable.They had zero good models to work with, let alone enough to justify an army vs army scenario.Apparently Minion's model had to have custom rigging and that's why he didn't get a part in the actual combat of the fight.It was an uphill battle for the animation approach they took, and it should have been given much longer to be made.
>>154744186>let's take the most boring parts of horror movies, the victim scenes, and make half the fight revolve around themGlad they didn't try to pull this shit in Hulkzilla.
>>154744323Paprika solos
>>154744299What stops Superboy prime from aborting her with his retcon punch. Only thing I can see SBP cannot do is fix tom king poor writing
>>154744338They'd both get eaten by just one SHARKNADO, FACT!!
Olimar FUCKING WON LAST MINUTE goddayummmmm
>>154744279>told you he wouldn...ACK!>NOOOOOOO DONT MIND RAPE ME WITH A ROAR! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>>154744370Tom King.
>>154744186Omnidock had a lame script.Wile E Cat only had one good joke.GruMind.Yugash didn't really feel like Duel Monsters or Pokemon.
>>154744288>Caine and SBP get into a schizo off, both trying to force each other into a comatose state with the most random and esoteric facts and lore about their respective universeskek
>>154744186Gru vs Megamind was the final Kickstarter end goal, just watch Aang vs Traveler be unironically better
>>154744393Wile E Cat also chose the wrong character as the victor.
>>154744324>Supes tries to take credit for King of Curses's killShouldn't have done that...
>>154744375>Olimar FUCKING WON...the getting raped and disintegrated contest.
>>154744206That man is deadNo thoughts behind
>>154744410Sukuna has some really vivid dying dreams after getting raped by Zod.
>>154744411Olimar's pea sized ship does more damage than sissy samus, kek
>>154744410>WHAT DO YOU MEAN You're not watching my non-reader fans glaze me>Please be impressed by my Student's fartcloud >He's stronger than me, and I'm stronger than Goku!!!Hoodweebs and shitter... You told me so
>>154744401Honestly the analysis of that episode really annoyed me too, like why are we suddenly attributing stats to characters where it never mattered?When it comes to characters like them, sometimes you just gotta admit that there's not an objective winner to be decided and instead you say why you want one character to win or the other.
>>154744279lol
>>154744401nah man Tom had no way of winning that
>>154744429Legendary suit is literally galaxy level and her weapons can destroy a universe via white hole
>SHITlimar still seething over his master and Femdom queen
>>154744429>Stated to be capable of destroying starsCan we SEE the Nova Blaster destroying a star?
Goku loves being gangbanged by his enemies. He's gay and proud.
>>154744444QUINTS OF TRVVVVVVKE!
Is it true that one of the next matchups is an unrecorded pitch?
>>154744438He did. He had everyway of winning that. Especially since Coyote could "die" and had never won anything ever. And no, Space Jam doesn't even count since even Chuck Jones hated that shit.
I don't eatI don't sleepI do nothing but think of youI don't eatI don't sleepI do nothing but think of youYou keep me under your spellYou keep me under your spellYou keep me under your spellYou keep me under your spellYou keep me under your spellYou keep me under your spell
>>154744444>44444This game's winner is...SAMUS!
Isn't it amazing how good story telling can completely decimate century old IP slop?
>Casually enters the thread...
>>154744444Schizo delusions
>>154744485>Zoomer shit count>Gen beta shit countCHADlennials killed that fodder on par with those troons
>>154744444>Legendary suit is literally galaxy level and her weapons can destroy a universe via white hole i don't see a universe being destroyed here >>154744411
>>154744468Not sure how we would know about that. I don't think anyone that uses the /dbg/ threads has Death Battle discord access, or if they do they are being tight lipped about it.It isn't impossible that they are doing an episode on an unairred pitch, I imagine there has to be a few people with enough shame to not want to show themselves to an audience.
I've been destroyed....I've been owned....I've been pulverized.....I've been raped.....My series is crap......My future is grim.....My fans are cucks and I smell like crud.....
>Sonic the Hedgehog is still 2-1 vs Dragon Ball with no answer in sightDragonbros... Were we MEANT to be Sonic's SISSIES!?!? We always HIDE behind our BVLL immediately!!
>>154744563But i wonder what kind of matchup that would be something good or something awful?
>>154744577Olimar...
>>154744444Mentally sound TRVKE!
>>154744410do jjkfags REALLY?
Samus cannot beat Olimar because women are biologically incapable of fighting. There only purpose is to clean the house and make sandwiches.
>>154744237As expected. As ALWAYS.
>>154744577Samus...
https://g1-team.com/2025/10/03/death-battle-predictions-samus-vs-firefly/
>>154744237....at the sucking a BBC contest.
>>154744615yo this guy doesn't fuck women what a queer
>>154744314>ducking MegazordPussy BITCH!
>>154744631>Predictions>2025
>jjk>good story tellinglol
Did someone say BBC? my favorite thing to suck and fuck!
>SONICSONICSONICSONICSONICAs ALWAYS the WINNER is proclaimed by his MINDBROKEN vassals!
>>154744553>Wields an opposite and equal version of Greed's power, which he would have used to remake the entire universe in his image[120]. The Metroid universe has been stated to be infinite[7]) with White Holeshttps://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Samus_Aran_(Legendary_Suit)#cite_note-exsj12-120Now post Olimar being capable of destroying a universe.
>>154744236Pretty good odds actually
Do you like homelander vs vecna?
In this place.... These halls..... These anons....These shitposters....These villains...These heros......I will protect them all!
>>154744662>Stated>Hole looks infinitely smaller than a starOlimar's tiny ship wins again.
>>154744662olimar nukes samus before any of these non canon manga feats come into play
>>154744693Olimar fighting .0001% percent samus
pocket dimensions? Universes?Ez peasy
>BRING ME A MAN SMALLER THAN A QUARTER STAT!SMURFmus...
1 inch Man.
>>154744736MASAKA...
>>154744736>pictured: olimar inside sissy samus >"Pikmin, set the nova blaster from radiate to instant kill..."
WAKEY WAKEY DEKEK! COUGH UP MY MCRONALDS BREAKFAST BEFORE I BEAT YOUR ASS AGAIN!OH, AND NUTSACK?YOU'RE FUARKIN' NEXT!
>Denjiman when he sees pikmin (tasty little carrots)
>>154744637Mega-who?
>Olimar's Nova blaster is literally beyond space and timeSamus sisters...this tiny spaceman is too much for us...
>Kaijufags are long gone>no more NikofagAll is right with the world.
>>154744784FUCK I should've said when Denji sees a Bulbear that would've been funnier
>>154744806I heard Kaijufag moved to Japan.
Samus vs Olimar’s ship THE TRUTH
>fucking SAMUS VS OLIMAR has been discussed more than the gacha shill fightKEKAROO!!!
>>154744736>>154744802Oh fuckkkkkk I kneel!
>>154744802OLIMARTOS
>Both have the best records in DB history.>Both are tall.>Full body suit.>Cool as fuck.>A real biological man and a real biological woman.Spawn x Samus, I ship it.
>>154744825>Samus bros are literally putting there moms heels and nail paint on and cosplaying just to try to beat the 1inch one man armyHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA OH NO NONONONO AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Let's play a fun game where we post characters who RAPE and GAPE Simon. I'll start with an easy oneSpawn
>>154744802>the promotional brochure claimskek
>You...said...Chozo and part Metroid part human and I think some SA-X and Phazon is in there too?...remember it...
>>154744857>Simon OUT OF NOWHERE.Weird.Spawn loses to Simon though.
>>154744848>2-0 and 2-0 is the best record>unironically trying to ship a blonde white woman with a black manGenuinely disgusting. What is your problem?
>>154744873Can you post Simon killing God?
>>154744802>Travel space-time >Flavor text for warp drivehttps://youtu.be/bAxFP7m4KfI?is=PyrKUKFPxIiZKJoASamus’ ship can go through higher dimension
SaMUTT GOBLINOran...
>>1547448783D...wow i'm as strong as samus...
>>154744875???I don't see the problem.>>154744877Simon killed a stronger being.I doubt you even read the Spawn comics, I did.
>>154744802Olimar's ship vs the Planet Express ship, who wins?
>>154744870She fucked and sucked all that?! Ewww do white women really?
>>154744825Samus when she sees my tiny brown penis black boi clitty (tbp bbc)...
>>154744882Simon is a sissy who barely beat a galaxy tier guy.
>>154744878>Metroid is a 1D verse
>>154744889>Lies and not an argument.It was an 11D Multiversal being.
>>154744888>
>>154744894...who was only galaxy level
>>154744894But DC is only 6d...
>>154744900No. It was 11 or 12 Dimensional.
>>154744905can you post him destroying a universe
>>154744882>I don't see the problem It's disgusting and morally wrong.
>>154744911How so?
>>154744825>Samus when she sees my tiny white "bwc" penis while I prep her bbc bvll and other forms of monster cock...
>>154744907You already know he did destroy universes. You can search the final fight on yt.>But they look like galaxies.Universes don't look like marbles in real life. We don't know the shape nor size of the universe in reality.>>154744911Why?
>>154744918White boi tos...
>>154704057I HATE NIGGGERS
>>154744914>>154744924You know why it's wrong.
Pokemon LOST. Nintendo LOST. /vp/ LOST!
>>154744899>
>>154744918I look like this IRL
>>154744928
>Left 4 Dead out of nowhere.
>why I’ve never got a girlfriend I play left for dead
Cucky Left 4 Dead...Bvlly Dead or Alive...
>>154744962Built for BBC
>>154744966That’s a dude in anime avatar. You’re gay and an incel
Reminder that Spawn is TALL. He's like 7 feet 4 inches at most, that's 2 meters and almost 30 cm of height for normal people.
>>154744968Did I fucking stutter? He's built for BBC too. Yes I'm a fucking gay incel. In a proud gay incel and he's a built for BBC sissy.
>>154744375I really want an olimar episode simply because he and his opponent would be the first fighters to be weaker than the audience watching
>>154744677What are the connections?
>>154744314you have no right to say that
SonicSpawnHonelanderTroon scpMake up your mind
>>154744993Bit mutually exclusive. My theory is that Hulk/Sonic/Simon are the same person. They have a strong vendetta against Superman for 3-0ing their messiah, Goku
>>154745009Sonic fags hate gokek
>>154745009Just how many faces does Skrullnic have?!
>>154744975Samenic...
>>154744993Scp-682 Will rape and gape doomsday and his entire verse and you will like it
>>154745009>Hulk and Sonic that talk about RAPING and GAPING Goku are actually...LE GOKUFAGS!SCHIZOperman...
>>154745009>>154744993???I'm a Simon fan and I agree with the results and that Superman beats Goku. I like Superman, Goku, Sonic and Hulk too, but I wouldn't call myself a fan because I don't know much about them.
>>154745030Hulk, Sonic and Goku?All SVPERMAN victims
Can a man who is one inch defeat a 6 foot tall blonde woman?>In the wild the average weight of a purple pikmin is 10 grams. Now this may be small but when 100 purple pikmin are together they can then lift an object that is two pounds. >That may be quite a useless fact but now picture a man. This man is 1 inch a bit taller then the purple pikmin but he can easily throw them as if they were nothing. A man like that would have to be extraordinary in terms of strength already but what if.... he went further....>Instead of 100 purple pikmin it was 1000, imagine him throwing them continuously everyday, then further the number doubles then triples! Then 4000, 88 pounds. Then 5000, 110 pounds. Then so on till eventually the man begins throwing 10k purple pikmin a day, 220 pounds! The size of a 6 foot man being thrown with ease....>Could such a tiny man be able to train his body by throwing a 220 pounds of force a day? What could he be capable of if he achieves such a feat? How powerful could his strikes be against a person? Would they simple topple like giant trees at the impact of his fists? Who could say.... but one thing is certain...>TINY PEOPLE ARE STRONG!
Kyleimukunickimagonfags lost btw
>>154745046What the fuck is that? Chinese???
>>154745043>Erm I need 5000 ants to lift a small child off of the ground >And also they die to a single footstep or falling pebble>And also these are the purple ones which are extremely fucking slow
Samus vs Olimar and Pikmin
>>154745043
I can't believe BVLLY Olimar soloes all of Chainsaw Man, Metroid, and Baki...
>>154745091Canon Chadlimar.
Pikmin anal beads!
>>154745091>>154745095... on opposite day
Hero of Hell CSM vs Olimar and Pikmin
>>154745104...in bizarro world. (end of statement)
fyetish thread
>>154745109>>154744784>DenCHAD will VORE all of Olimar's PikminI wish I was a pikmin...
>Ganondorf vs Olimarhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McdClp9yPyE>Stomp.>Ganondorf vs Samus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRdq7Iwzxzc>Also a stomp.Can anyone slay the Great King of Evil?
>Hero of Hell Denji, Legendary Suit Samus, and Demon Back Yuji vs Base Olimar
>>154745109Froppy SOLOS the entire pikmin setting.
>>154745109>>154745084>Olimar fires the nova blaster while in their mouthsK.O.
>Bleh I'm tired of eating garbage. I need me some real MEAT. Maybe I'll eat these funny looking ant things.
>>154745020>samenic still pushing this
>>154744859>>154745128>>154745133GODLIMAR
>>154745133>Olimar ejaculates from his microscopic penis (which he calls a "nova blaster") while getting voredFREAKimar...
BRING ME MEGA MAN
>>154745036Sorry but this thread is about fetishposting, falseflagging, impotently seething about petty shit, dunking on your own character when you don’t actually mean it, e-drama and harassing people, ERP and sometimes all of that simultaneously.
>>154745149>Homosexual fantasiesOlimar won the fight.
>vores Olimar and his Pikmin>"Ha! That'll show that faggot for challenging me and my waifu Samus Ar-wait.... Ow.... OWWWWW! OH FUCKKK AIIIIEEEEEEEEE!">"MY FUCKING TUMMY! OOOOOOW HE THROWING HIS SHITMIN AND POUNDING MY ORGANS! AAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE SOMEBODY HELP ME!">"I need to shit them out! HURRRRRRRR! FUCCCCCCKKKK SOMEBODY KILL MEEEEEE! THERE BEATING THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF MY ESOPHAGUS! THE PAIN IS UNBEARABLE! AIIIIIEEEEEE OLIMAR SAMA I KNEEL! I FUCKING KNEEL! STOP SHAKING MY INNARDS!"
>>154745145Samenic is Skrullnic.
>But I was supposed to win because I was bigger...*dies*Cucky Samus...Cucky Denji...Cucky Yujiro...
>>154745128R O NU F AL TE US R E !
KINGlimar
>>154745151Classic,X,Volnutt, or Star force?
>>154745121>Brawl tier list>Olimar third place>Ganondorf last place>Ultimate tier list>Samus 15th place>Ganondorf still last place
>>154745163That's my point. He's acting like they're different people.
>>154745167Nta but you forgot ExE.
>>154745160You do know in the game once a pikmin gets eaten it's dead right? What you described doesn't work. Unless it's a poisonous white pikmin, but those are weak.
>>154745173ExE rapes and gapes her entire verse, I'm choosing the ones that you can argue don't one tap her
>>154745171Nta but was it ever proven that samenic is skrullnic? It does sound believable but it's better if there's proof about it.>>154745184Oh, ok. Sorry.
The winner is Captain Olimar.The loser is ALL OF METROID AND CHAINSAW MAN...
Samus using her plasma whip against Olimar and Pikmin
>>154745193>Forgetting BakiHBOCjiro...
Jabba
>"Samus, I think that guy is the Manlet Devil! Let's take care of them!">"Fine. This should be easy... since he's so small">Instant loss.>Denji and Samus are naked and limbless with their eyes gouged out>Swarms of Pikmin jumping up and down their faces respectively
Why do we get so few reality warpers? DB always seem to focus on bricks smashing into each other until one cracks. But what about the beings that are beyond the concept of being punched?
>>154745133>despite what the brochure claims, it doesn't actually destroy universes or w/e>all it did was barely burn Denji's mouth
>Hey there's a little guy leadin these ants and it looks like he's in a spacesuit. He's squirmin in my hand. I ain't gonna eat ya settle down.
>>154745213DB choreography not good enough please understand
Reminder
>>154745189There's not really way to prove it either way but the way they both type and act is incredibly similar. It's more likely they're the same guy.
>>154745216...the rest of Denji on the other hand...was disintegrated
>They can't stop making vore posts about pikmin
SMURFmus and SMURFji going extreme diff vs Base Olimarfunnyroo...It's a good thing there aren't documented instances of Samus jobbing to metroids or small ass parasites or Denji jobbing to bugs or something...because it would be embarassing if Olimar with just Pikmin RAPED and GAPED them...
>KEKimar is too afraid to fight Samus and now he's trying and failing to fight Denji When will it end Piksissies?
We’re not even halfway through this thread and I’ve already lost. I’m sorry, bros.
>>154745231>the way they both type and act is incredibly similar.That doesn't really tell me anything because you can say that about practically anyone and almost everyone here.But I do agree with what you say.I like calling him skrullnic because I came up with it and I think it sounds better than samenic.
>Olimar is 14cm tallSamus can literally just...step on him by accident while fighting an actual opponent.>>154745251All you need to know is Samus wins and Olimar loses.
>>154745246>"Extreme diff" is spamming about a featless statement that olimar himself confirmed was bullshit while the other two are just shit posting
>>154745184No way Star Force doesn't gape her too
>Samus Aran picking on Olimar so she won't get RAPED and GAPED by gacha>fight she still loses even with the entirety of the Chainsaw Man verse as support
>>154745251Goku....
luckily there's a family guy
Denji during dinner time vs Olimar and Pikmin
>>154745251Simon....it's okay to lose to Spawn
>>154745258>Olimar's description once it's actually installed on his ship confirms it can in fact plainly destroy stars and he was only initially skeptical reading the brochure
>>154745266Do we have proof those children aren't the President's or Louis'?
>Samus, you will not step on Olimar. He has a family and your are a strong single independent woman. If you step on him I will have to rape you and teach you about how to be a better wo'man....
Are there any good Left 4 Dead matchups?
>>154745244so, win?
What’s stopping Olimar from doing this?
Looking at the past decade of Metroid games, the state of Prime 4, and CSM Part 2, I can understand why Samus and Denji are taking it out on their superior, CHADimar...
>>154745273>Out of NOWHERE.Spawn would lose to Simon though.>>154745271I love this video.
I can't even be mad about anything Olimar is just too funny for versus debates. Whoever brought him up was a genius.
>>154745277Ellis vs Jim from 28 Days Later
>>154745275the president has a wife and Louie only fucks bugs
>guy that jobs to a bunch of insects confident he can beat a bunch of Pikchads from devouring him bit by bit
>>154745287>Olimar lost the debate and now has to pivot to salesfaggingL to the M to the A to the O
>>154745276>implying Samus would be afraid of this mach 0.05, building level fraudkek!
>>154745289Simon is galaxy level at best. You don't have a single reason on how Simon would beat Spawn. It's okay to lose to the now 5-0 KING. Not his fault Simon was handed a pity win and now you feel like you're the strongest fighter in Death Battle History when you're not even top 10
THIS IS THE 10TH FUCKING TIME STOP BITING MY FEET YOU PIKBITCHES! I'LL FUCKING CRUSH YOU WITH MY MFTL FEET!
https://youtu.be/fNTtPcRQS3E?t=172>Samus invading Olimar's base
>>154745292What about another video game protag that also fights zombies? Do the Left 4 Dead crew have any onscreen feats or no?
>Please Olimar all our games and manga and anime sucks we're washed up hacks just let us have this>Bvlly Olimar:
>>154742451Chainscaling from keeping up with the verse's top tier out of literally nowhere
>>154745304>Olimar being able annoy the ogre at such a small sizeIncredible, he has truly earned my respect. We should invite him to the underground arena.
Purple pikmin can hit extradimensional beings btw
>>154745296Trillions, maybe quintillions, of MFTL immortal blood thirsty mega enraged bugs*Olimar can only have 100 JOBmin which are smaller than ants and themselves job to bugs like the long legs.
ENOUGH
>>154745319Oh my gooood I forgot about that! Are you fucking kidding meeeeeeee!?!?!?!
>>154745319I brought this up months ago and people said it didn't matter so idk
>>154745301>Simon is galaxy level at best.Wrong.>You don't have a single reason on how Simon would beat Spawn.Simon outscales and outstats Spawn.>It's okay to lose to the now 5-0 KING.Spawn is a CHAD and I'm a fan of him, but you're straight up being obnoxious about it.>Not his fault Simon was handed a pity win and now you feel like you're the strongest fighter in Death Battle History when you're not even top 10The "pity win" in question was an outerversal DC hero, Simon is definitely more than top 10.
>>154745329Why is Yuji dancing like that?Is he trying to seduce someone?
CHADimar DESTROYS Spawn and Simon btw. He's not a cucky loser like both of them.
>>154745309>What about another video game protag that also fights zombies?REverse stomps, Dead Rising?>Do the Left 4 Dead crew have any onscreen feats or no?They're all wall level, you can maybe get them to small building by scaling them to the Tank but that's it.
Yujiro 100 atmospheres grip vs Olimar and Pikmin https://youtu.be/My9dkPZBm-U?is=-gmwHj5M55xR1-GK
>>154745260I'm probably misremembering how strong he is.
>>154745344>JEWimar lying.
>>154745334SpawnSupermanHalBenAsuraSonic Ghost RiderSilver SurferOptimus Prime Galactus KirbyBill CipherUnicronHulk Just to name a few. They all gape Simon
The real test, would Makima be able to contract fuck Pikmin like she's able to do with rats and birds and shit? Can they escape her control?
>>154745344
>>154745344Olimar's boss tells him to fuck off to a distant planet and emails him about his wife's cooking being shit while he's away.
>>154745358Wrong with most. Wrong with all if using composite.
>>154745319Samusbros...We might want to get outta here...
>>154745368>>154745366Olimar:
>>154745319CSMBROS METROIDBROS EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING NOW
I can beat you no diff!!! ...if you give me 100 extra living creatures, and a spaceship, with all of the parts, and some space between us sp I don't get immediately neg diffed, if you interpret a statement a certain way...
The sad thing is depending on if you use high ends Samus loses to classic Megaman who is one of her vlose favorable match ups
>>154745345>you can maybe get them to small building by scaling them to the Tank but that's itYou have a link to that?
>Max Wank Samus and Denji cap at Universal>Olimar is casually Complex MultiversalYep. Yep.
>>154745391https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Left_4_Dead
Do you guys think Aether vs a different gacha MC would result in better discussions?
>>154745385It's okay Samus and DenjiIt's okay to pick on someone who isn't your size and instantly loseIt's okay that a quarter-sized pipsqueak RAPES and GAPES your verse okay?Please don't be like Yujifags or Bobafags and spend years seething...Please be...better men (or women).
>>154745319Is Death Battle going to mention at all that Pikmin are invisible to humans?
>>154745368>>154745366>Cucky Simon and Spawn cope fanfiction >Reddit Gokek, cucky Simon, Cuckawn, gokek, shitnic, Yujiro, Denjeet, and shitmus all job to this CHAD
>>154745401Unless we moved to /vmg/, no. It'd be even worse than it already is.
There are none more powerful.
>>154745405TAKE MY REDDIT GOLD
>>154745415Why did you post an Olimar victim?
>>154745405Nta but why tf are you pretending Olimar can come close to killing Simon and Spawn.What is this? Morpheus Olimar?
>>154745401Yes, only if it would at least prompt gachawar salt that entice discussion
>>154745401No because Aether isn't very interesting. Outside of extremely basic elemental powers he's just a boring sword user.
>>154745423Because they are olimar victims. Sorry. Maybe be white in your next life and you'll understand.
>>154745401Yes because we could have made the Koreangachashit fight the chinesegachashit and it would have been entertaining
>>154745319>>154745373isn't that the same deal as this guy?
>Invisible 5D at minimum BEASTSSamusbros...Denjibros...I backed you because this seemed like an easy win...why didn't you tell me that even a single member of their army negdiffs you?
>>154745415there are literally HUNDREDS more powerfulhell, he's not even the most powerful in his own series
>>154745423Mind broken Samussissy false flagging
>>154745369nah Optimus Prime beats him
>>154745438Holy fvark he's in the top hundreds of most powerful characters in all of fiction?
>>154745429They aren't Olimar victims, and I'm already white. I only understood that you're retarded because you can't even bring any valid arguments to the discussion.
>>154745442I'm not a Samustard. Try not to have any fregoli delusions.>>154745443I disagree.
>>154745401I would have loved to see Rover vs Aether, but I think actual discussions would stop pretty early since it's a clear stomp in Rover's favor. Gacha in general isn't really popular around here.
Froppy? SLURPS up all 100 Pikmin and Olimar at the same time at light speed.
>>154745404>Not only is Olimar is so small and weak Samus can just step on him, she literally can't even see him or his "army"I was half-joking earlier but Samus stepping on him by accident is unironically a viable wincon
>>154745459>*dies*
Are we forgetting Olimar is massively slower than even an infant? He's like a bug the thing can barely traverse a footstep's worth a distance in a minute.
>>154745459I'm in love with her.
>>154745479>White PikminAre extremely rare and are WEAKER than every other pikmin type. their poison is barely strong enough to kill a small bug, it'll do nothing against a normal sized human.
DJTiki thinks Aang is a simp:https://x.com/slashtiki/status/1233262313307766784https://x.com/slashtiki/status/1233430586557161475https://x.com/slashtiki/status/1233431519315800064
>>154745493I love her.
>>154745436Samus can literally see ghost and invisible beings since fusion
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
HA! If I just act retarded and pretend I won everyone else will think I won!
Reminder, Shaggy EATS and FEASTS on your favorite verse's gastronomy.
>>154745516Olimar...
>You'd make...a good Chainsaw Man/One for All user/Varia Suit user...>*Pochita, OFA Spark, and Varia Suit fly up*>"OLIMAR OF HOCOTATE. YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN."
>>154744811>Kaijufags ran away to Japan because they were afraid of the Ass VoidHe won.
I picked on this guy because I thought he was small and weak...but he ends up RAPING and GAPING me and my verse! I need to HBOC and call for reinforcements , STAT!
>>154745518Superboy Pirme would out eat Shaggy and it’s not even close. No amount of toon force comes close to a KryptonianPrime ate 100 grams of enriched uranium…“A 100g serving of uranium contains approximately 1.8 to 2.0 × 1012 dietary calories”
>>154745401Yes because it would at least be closer, Aang is just a total stomp fight.
>>154745516>t. Every fucking loser against Superman and Superboy Prime Sentry lost
It gets a lot funnier when you realize that even if Samusbros and CSMfags manage to refute the Nova Blaster and 5D Waterwraith then it's just them inexplicably picking on literal ant-sized creatures. They've basically put themselves in a lose-lose scenario where either Complex Multiversal Olimar RAPES and GAPES them or they sure showed that insect-level guy what's what!
I wasn't even trying to say Denji would win I just thought it'd be funny if Denji ate a pikmin since in the games they main way pikmin die is getting eaten. Pochita looks like he could be a Pikmin enemy like the man at legs.I can't take olimar seriously though he's a shit post character.
>>154745550See: >>154745553I just thought the interaction was funny. Some homeless kid eating Pikmin is funny.
>>154745404>Samus as a baby Funny
>>154745544>Superboy Pirme would out eat Shaggy and it’s not even close.Wrong.>No amount of toon force comes close to a KryptonianWrong. Toon force>Kryptonians.>Prime ate 100 grams of enriched uranium…>“A 100g serving of uranium contains approximately 1.8 to 2.0 × 1012 dietary calories”Shaggy can and would eat more.
>>154745544If Prime fought the real Void (AKA, the ASS VOID!!), he would have lost.
>>154745512sub light speednic LOSES to GODku and his verse
>Heh, Olimar was a chump, I'd like a real challenge please. BRING ME OSMOSIS JONES! BRING ME THE CELLS AT WORK VERSE!
I could easily solo the Monarch of Pointland btw...
Sonic vs Olimar
>>154745578But Kratos, that’s an extreme-diff fight for you…
>>154745533We never got the fight between Ass Void and SLURP VOID
>>154745578NOT Kratos.
You were supposed to be my pity win...
>>154745578…said nobody since MOP > fiction
>>154745619Numbersguy...
Kinda fucked up how clouds are entirely devoid of any mass and it doesn't matter how big it is even an average man could disperse thousands of kilometers of clouds in a single punch
Would somebody post the funny looking Goku image with like an angry or rabid face, please? I want to laugh.
>>154745560Post proof that the unfunniest meme in 2017 can eat more than Superboy Prime
>>154745645I gotchu bro
>>154745598Slurp Void SLURPS AND SWALLOWS the Ass Void
>>154745648He's a cartoon character. That's it.>>154745653Thank you.
