Where has he been all of Season 9?
>>154749379Pretty sure the last time we saw him was his send off.
>>154749392Valkyrick? What was send off-y about that?
he's FUCKING THE CROWS!!!
>>154749379Being a dad.
>>154749379He's got BirdDaughter to raiseI want more of her she's cute
>>154749790This is not cute not even in universe
>>154749822we have different tastesI think she's cute but not in the sexy way. I like her personality. She's got her mother's drive... to murder
>>154749379Being a good father.
>>154750046
>>154749790>Bird Person and Bird Daughter come to dinner>Beth is anxious and excited, goes the full domestic-mom-dinner-party route>It's awkward as shit>Bird Person is his characteristically acerbic self, only responding to Rick's barbs>Bird Daughter is a huge bitch, especially when Morty and Summer try to make conversation>Basically a complete shitshow either way, then Rick and BP go out drinking and the episode plot builds from there
thread needs more morticia
>>154750084I feel like Birddaughter would more than likely make the others uncomfortable by describing in detail all of the murderous rampages she went on, in such detail that even Rick is put off
>>154750215I feel you
would you eat it?
>>154750215Great, you activated the spammer.
>>154751622there's nothing else to talk about until sunday night and my morticia folder needs filling
>>154751622hey I'm trying not to spam too much, plus I found more on gook sites>>154751776glad to help
I just realized who this artist's Morticia looks like. fucking Pomni
>>154751876pixiv has a lot of good morticia art as well but most of it is not tagged correctly, search long enough and you will find plenty of it
>>154751927I need to do more searching then, I do not have enough. I want more Morti
>>154751398They wanted it this way, it would be wrong not to.
>>154752314I would at least try it. They're already dead, not like you can do anything now. Still, I wouldn't want to know the backstory of the guy I'm eating.
>>154752396Then don't fucking high road me next time you little shit
>>154752435I said I was SORRY what more do you want from me
>>154751295>my ancestors are SMILING at me, Imperial. Can you say the same?
>>154752463
>>154751398Chef Boyardee better.
>>154752654He would have been perfectly in the right to demand she break up with her bf for him.
>>154752642we live in a society morty
>>154752706
>>154749790What an awful character design
New image of the finaleJerry's voice said that there would be an unhinged controlling Jerry in this episode.
>>154752748Jerry is already controlling, he uses his patheticness to make people pity him and do what he wants
>>154752725she is a half breed>>154752748that Jerry looks older, he's got a streak in his hair
>>154752748>unhinged controlling Jerrya Doofus Jerry episode could be a lot of fun. it doesn't need to be a Rick Prime equivalent, they can one shot it and make for an interesting story.
>>154749379How does Bird Person's story work when C137 Rick has jumped home realities multiple times?
>>154753245Yes.
>>154753245they choose realities that closely mirror their own. The cronenberg jump they chose a universe where everything happened the same except Rick found a way to cure it. The next one they chose a similar world but they just say parmesan weird. Frankly, you don't really need to think about it. It's funny though, in a way our Rick got Prime's Beth killed.
>>154753448>cucks him out of a Morty>kills his BethPrime Rick...had a hard life.
>>154752748Are they finally making doofus jerry canon?
>>154753811IIRC doesn't ebil mortley have the doofus family hostage to perma-wipe everyone but morties in case Rick goes after him? Maybe that Jerry or the whole family got out somehow.
>>154753908>doesn't ebil mortley have the doofus family hostageThat's a completely different family. Beth doesn't exist in the doofus dimension since Doofus Rick never had a family, his morty was given to him by the citadel
>>154753484prime rick is a psycho in himself
>>1547540232/7
>>1547540363/7
>>1547540524/7
>>1547540625/7
>>1547540726/7
>>154753986I guess it's true, injun men really are the least desirable.
>>1547540957/7
The very end of the movie should be the family suffering or accepting a brutal and decisive defeat after accomplishing something great that saves the multiverse, then Rick gets knocked out and the screen zooms out to show that this entire series was just one long commercial for the latest Simple Rick's which now has C137 in the coma chair, maybe Poopy Butthole does a short epilogue speech about how crazy it is that this was all for some product placement and that nothing matters
>>154754109See? He DOES care.
>>154754307"care" as in the way you care about how amusing a pet is
>>154755032Really disgusting the way he cheats on his real grandpa like this
>>154755418his "real" grandpa is EVIL!!!
>>154749379Probably fucking dead if I'm being honest. Last time I saw him, he was rebuilt by the Federation. He's far gone...
>>154756419Tammy really wanted to keep that bird dick around
>>154756629Too bad she fucking died. (Or so I thought. If she's dead, how in the fuck could they have a child together?)
>>154756647I'm guessing she got pregnant before the wedding and gave birth afterward
>>154756730Either way, rest in piss Bozo. Tammy will not be missed, the glowie bitch...
Rick doesn't believe in consent
>>154749790Morty should go out with her and finally fuck a girl his own age.
>>154752818ridiculous cope nonsense
>>154752722goddammit if Morty was a girl we could have had the Pomniporn renaissance without the neurotic 16 year olds whining about it
/thread
>>154757100The show has plenty of waifus
>t. every final boss to a nintendo game ever
>>154757115Pomni didn't become a sex idol because she was a generic loli, she became it because she was an interesting girl who boys could weep over
>>154757125Pomni? Interesting? She had no personality whatsoever. All she did was picrel.
>>154757135Who the fuck is thatI don't watch these generic Barbie cartoons
>>154757144That's Xandir from the greatest adult animated comedy ever, Drawn Together. The joke is that he keeps saying "What is going ooooooooon!?"
Who does Rick Sanchez think he is, Sonic.exe?
>the entire episode was a waste timeWow, and I had to make sure Loveness didn't write this because it sure felt like one of his episodes.
>>154749379https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM1UEn023qA
>>154757248I've never been more happy to catch up with a show before. I don't know about you, but right now was THE perfect time to binge the show.
Looks like Rick & Morty have gone full GLITCH.
HOLY SHIT, Planetina episode is written by the Monster House guy!? That's really cool!
KEK, I knew I recognized Stoller's voice right away. Considering they got Matthew Brodrick to play a talking cat, I shouldn't be surprised with how stacked this cast is.
>>154757100truth>>154757115tadc or rnm? because rnm does not have that many options
>>154756986unlikely
>>154749379the nortubel of rick and morty
>>154749379This show is highly satanic because it promotes the false religion of atheism
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. Not THIS episode..!
Damn, dude wrote on both Axe Cop AND Golan? Perhaps this episode won't be so bad after all.
Ironic how this show makes fun of Marvel when at least 5 R&M writers work on the MCU.
>using the word "chud", but not using the 2020s meaningKEK.
Imagine a cartoon with 100% males in the current day...
>>154757524now that I look at it how is a horse supposed to use this thing, there's nowhere for the horse to rest it's chest or put it's front legs
>>154757466>late night Satanschizo postingNote the tired look on this anon's face when he saw the Desuarchive page for it.https://desuarchive.org/co/search/text/highly%20satanic/>1933 results found.
Sperm Queen > Summer >>>>> Tammy
Now I know who to blame for the incest baby, it was all Sticky's fault.
>>154757615why didn't they just kill the egg before the sperm got to it? it's been awhile since I watched that episode ngl
>>154757620Because it took them 30 minutes to launch the egg, and it was too late.
Of course, that explains why Summer called Morty a "sexist" if he didn't like her farts.
>>154757615>>154757620better yet why the hell would they use the egg of a random 17 year old girl for no reason
Holy shit, it's that Hadel/Roiland collab that everyone talked about for 5 seconds.>>154757665Beats me, Beth was in the same room. Probably would've been just as bad...
This episode is commentary on cringe culture, isn't it?
>>154757627why launch it and not just shoot it or something? throw grenades, use a rocket launcher, something
>it's a president curtis episodePlease, for the love god, STOP!>>154757769My guess is that R&M wants to go for the most fucked-up option possible. We already had a dragon orgy last season, why not make things worse?
>Free Birds (2013)
>>154757787
A Sunny writer, eh? Perhaps this anime episode won't be so bad either. Imagine referencing a western repackaging of two completely unrelated anime.
So there's the "proof" that this is an incest show, yet I still have yet to understand the context behind it.
OHHHHHH, so this episode's supposed to be a Scorsese parody? How come he makes the same damn film over and over? They're like the Asians of movies, can't tell 'em apart.
YES, FINALLY! GIVE THAT BITCH SUMMER WHAT'S COMING!
I'm losing count how many times people rip bongs in this show.
R&M is mocking me at this point...
Oh cool, it's the BirdDaughter reveal! Seems like she'll be... interesting, I guess?
BUUUUUUUUUUUULSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
>Moana (2016)
>t. /dlc/ refugees on /co/
>>154757795actually cutelet the incest shipper write this show
>>154758002Didn't we already have a dragon fucker write the show?
>>154758009Episode wasn't really very good though.
>>154758002incest or not its cute
Fun fact, crows are actually that smart in real life too.>>154758012A lot of these Nu-R&M episodes haven't been very good. But hey, at least they aren't boring, which makes them easy to make fun of.
On a scale of 1-10, how druggy is season 9 going to get? I'm well aware the entire penultimate episode was a dudeweed episode, so it's probably druggier.
>jokes about hot topic>implying rick himself isn't a hot topic tumblr sexyman
>>154758038to my memory there's only really two episodes that have a drug element to them, or that has any real impact
>>154758058by the way this is an allegory for rick and morty's break up
>>154758072Yeah, that's what I'm getting from these episodes so far. It's mostly a bunch of throwaway jokes.>>154758076KEK, I just found that out when Rick learnt empathy from crows.
LMFAO, that's got to be one of the funniest stingers on this season!
Cool, a writer that also draws! I can only remember one other R&M writer that was also an artist.
Really taking the piss out of that 2017 season of SJ, huh?
Is not paying off a running theme for Lovesense episodes?
>>154758128>Lovesense*LovenessFUCK, that's a human being and I got his name wrong!
Nevermind, guess there's some payoff after all. I knew they were putting off that Citadel shit for a long-ass time...
>lol, go back and watch season 1 retardsI'm binging the show in order, dick.
Dude, what's the point of telling people to go back and watch the Evil Morty episode if they're just going to recap it?
I don't get it, how can a "fabricated" memory from the season 3 premiere be considered canon? I thought the whole Wife/Daughter death was a distraction so Rick wouldn't have to give away his secrets to the Federation.
I'm finally onto the last Roiland season. At first I thought Nu-Morty's voice didn't sound so bad, but now that I've gotten used to nearly 6 seasons worth of Roiland's voice, I may change my tune real quick...
This would've been more accurate had Morty said "4chan" instead.
Last season was surprisingly sparse with SB appearances, I swear to god if season 6 breaks that streak...
I won't lie, I'd rather have Prime Jerry be part of the main family than Space Beth any day of the week.
Fun fact, if you burn a wound in real life, you'd end up with two wounds. (Instead of a healed one.)
If only we lived in an alternate timeline where Prime Rick killed Space Beth, and Jerry Prime gets to live.
>>154758180best lies have a bit of truth in them
>>154758224Space Beth wouldn't be so bad if they finally confronted her resentment of Morty. Them focusing on her parent instead of her 'as a parent' is just because of the arrested development suffered by Current Day writers.
>>154758356I... guess? Prime Rick gave C-137 Rick the same elevator pitch about a Citadel, that's highly specific.
>>154758363>just because of the arrested development suffered by Current Day writers.You're not wrong, it was going to be an MCU-type show sooner or later.
Thanks, I'm going to make this my new reaction image.
Fuckin' foids yet again, of course they're the ones who write the worst Space Beth episodes.
Now I see why seasons 1-2 were so good, not a single woman wrote those episodes.
Are you happy? Was this worth killing off Jerry Prime? Then again, these foids would probably turn Jerry unironically gay and not for a throwaway joke.
Great, thanks for reminding me of the worst Black Mirror episode. That show went to shit ever since San Junipero.>lol, i'm gonna cheat on some guy i married to for 50 years just to hook up with a black chickNow that I think about it, this episode is quite similar...
If I was Jerry, I'd be fucking pissed too.
>>154758464Turns out Jerry got the gay throwaway treatment after all.
Would you look at that, they're ripping off that episode of American Dad where Stan takes "awake" pills.
What is with alternate Jerries and consistently being the best characters? Now I REALLY wish Prime Rick hadn't killed off Prime Jerry...
TOP FUCKING KEK, I knew this episode would have a few good jokes sprinkled in .
There's AOK writers on this show, too? What an interesting crew so far.
>math penisKEK, love it when background artists sneak in jokes like that.
>primal if it was written by redditors
Goddamn, props to Rutherford for going out of his way to find real, wacky dinosaur names!https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gojirasaurus
>>154750215
>>154759094>props to Rutherford>giving him props for anything
>>154758827post credits was good for that episode
>>154759541He wrote on Axe Cop and Golan, which is good enough for me.>>154760282KEK, reminds me of those Street Sharks or whatever they're called.
I'm starting to think this show's self-aware about R&M's MCU connections.
>>154758547he was curious leave him alone
>>154761299So was Beth, and we had to sit through a whole episode of that...
>>154761305well Jerrys aren't nearly that egotistical, which is why they didn't find it appealing to kiss each other. They were just curious if it felt the same for them as it did with Beth and Beth II.
I want to see kid Rickalso I wish we saw more of Prime and why he did what he did beyond just feeling like it
>>154756067NTRing your Grandpa is still wrong.
>>154761373Prime is a Bad Grandpa
>>154757866Theres also the episode where Morty and Summer have a giant incest baby.Iirc its the episode where morty uses the horse masterbation machine.
>>154757866it shows how eager and to what lengths Summer will go to get Rick's attention, to an obsessive degree. Incestuous undertone but not straight up.
>>154761476I personally think they chose Summer's egg as the most shocking option. They could've chose any other egg and they went with Summer's.
>>154761486would the reaction be the same if it was Beth's egg? or worse?
>>154758180Lies are more believable when sandwiched between the bread of truth
>>154761503Honestly? Worse since it's Morty's MOM!
>>154758464You think Jerry watches them fuck from the cuck chair?
>>154761535Jerry was already getting "consensually" cucked in the ending of that episode LMAO. He truly is his dad's kid.
>>154761558they state in a later episode that they all three had sex, so no, Jerry was not cucked. He got a threeway with his wives
>>154761568>He got a threeway with his wivesHot DAMN! Jerry's dad only gets to watch in a closet while wearing a superman costume.
>>154761558Yeah its bad, especially considering Jerry negatively reacted to his dad being a cuck and then still does it to himself.Id say its still not as bad as his dad tho because at the very least no other male is involved.
I love how psychotically evil this artist makes Prime
>>154761398Oh, I figured it out! Rick C-137 never did the whole Beth Jerry rigamarole that every other Rick did. So he had sufficient space in the timeline to find Prime Rick's family and encounter baby Prime Morty. He didn't bother with the bait trick then because he must have figured that Prime didn't give a shit, but he came back because he got desperate.That's why Baby Morty is in the noggin.
>>154761648I think that's possible, but also just as likely that Rick met another Morty in another dimension/timeline before reaching Prime Morty. I imagine it was to do with hoping to lure in Prime Rick, but also as a power move. He literally did move into Prime's family, just like he said.
>>154761586She did a dark Morticia story too.
>>154761691link? I never seen this and I've been staring at their work for the past 2 days
>>154761726just make an account, manhttps://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/64816253
>>154761731ohhhh yeah I saw that, I thought you meant another one/more recent
>>154762048
The comic con panel for this show and President Curtis is today, right? I’m just curious if anyone there can tell if what they showed was any good.
>>154763234it honestly just looks like a lesser Inside Job
>>154764076lowk they might've killed Inside Job to retool it into President Curtis
>>154764235I would actually be mad.Just connect the shows at that point
>>154761584Technically that was cronenberg jerry who reacted negatively
>>154764432poor Prime Jerry...
>>154757120I just played Miitopia, so I can't really say you're wrong.
>>154764454He'll be back somehow.
>>154766025he got shot in the head that's pretty definitive.
I loved this episode, the whole vibe it gave off was really satisfying
>>154764235Impossible because Inside Job isn't from Warner Bros.
Already renewed and in production. Like why? Does anyone here understand? I love Keith David and all but still.
>>154768158It's so that in the event first season does good they can make the next one fast Companies have been doing it for yearsI remember back when people complained about how they did it for star vs
>>154768158should really just be saving that money for RnM
why was beth a little psycho?
>>154769043Never really explained wellShe mostly did it to get attention from Rick and his answer it seems in every dimension is to just give beth whatever she wants to stop bothering him instead of just putting something in her brain to stop her from being psychoticOr maybe something something counsel of ricks needs beth like this to get a morty
>>154769056maybe because Prime Rick is fucking evil too?Rick also mentioned he made froopy land to protect the neighborhood, so it's not like he wanted her going off on murder sprees.
>>154749379Any webm requests?
>>154769180Still doesn't get rid of the fact that with his genius the idea of making something to suppress that side of her would be faster than making a whole pocket dimension
Excited for the season 9 finale?
>hasn't heard of ublock origin award
>plot-relevant introMight actually be the best part of this episode. The rest of it from what I remembered was mostly a guy showing off that he went to a writing class.
Called it, I knew it was a Community writer showing off LMAO. Thank god it isn't a Loveness episode.
I've heard y'all like Baneposting. Here's your Bane, bro.
I thought I'd find this episode to be just as bad as Never Ricking Morty, but these tangents have thankfully been brief.
KEK, that's rich coming from a show that relies on retcons.
I'll admit the Doc & Mharti callback got a chuckle out of me.
>>154772077>doesn’t want the normies to KNOW about ublock origin awardMore like
>>154772508Good point, R&M started to become normie central by that point.
>t. people who watch loveness episodes
Is it just me, or is R&M's animation more... spiccy than usual?
No, not this fucking bitch again...
Rick's so out of character here, there's no fucking way he fell for a shrink's tricks.
>>154757155... A JEW PRODUCER
>>154771377bump
An episode written by one of the new showrunners, eh? Let's see how this one plays out...
Everybody was right about the Roiland recasts, everyone except Rick sounds horrible.
FUCK YEAH, IT'S BIRDDAUGHTER! Took me 7 seasons, but I'm glad she's got more screentime now.
>last update>2001KEK
Ian Cardoni fucking nailed that line, why couldn't he voice EVERY Roiland character? The only flaw he has is that he doesn't burp as much as Roiland.
Elon Tusk was the warning sign, wasn't it? Seems R&M took a page out of Al Jean's book, the fucking hack.
>>154762266i dont know why but this one really got a laugh out of me
Anybody with good taste would skip that episode.
>>154773444Checked and my theory is that impersonating Rick is way easier than impersonating Morty, which is just Roiland's voice. Anybody can do a Rick voice. The new Rick is pretty great. The new Morty voice gets worse every season. It's painful in S9.
>>154773661Huh, never thought of it that way. Same can apply to both Grunkle Stan and Dipper, anyone can voice Stan, but few people can voice Dipper.
>making fun of scientology decades after 4chan already btfo'd itDaring today, aren't we?
>rolling back the insultKWAB, in 20 motherfucking 23 no less. And 4chan quite literally took down scientology in... like what, 2008?
>it's a curtis AND wong episodeWho the fuck asked for this!?
>lol rick ur wrong because we said soJesus christ, what a waste of Unity's screentime. We could've had a rivalry with the Patton Oswalt group, but noooooooooooooo...
Fuck off, this isn't a JewTube video!
So this was the plot that needed a big, bad scary warning? LMFAO!
>>154774221Look buddy, American censors have a weird standard of what's allowed on TV and what isn't
>>154774273That's still weird because Rick tried to kill himself after he broke up with Unity, and that had no warning at all. Somehow the silliest suicide episode gets stuck with a warning.
>>154774314I think it's mostly because of the depiction of gore and actively showing the suicides. "Almost" is leagues below of actually doing it
>>154774393You got a point, marinara sauce is close enough to "blood."
>Invincible (2021)
There's nothing stranger than casting a Rick-like without him doing any of the belches when his character is dunk.
A writer of both She-Hulk AND Hulurama? This is going to be good...
had a dream bout rick and morty, i was morty and we found a tiny planet hiding on a shelf inside of one of those big grocery store super marketsour job was to find a new place to hide the planet so it could keep stealing food from the market without being caught
Still doing Nancy dirty, are we?
>the writer's barely disguised fetish
>>154774975I'd grab Rick's ass
Adult Swim UK posted rickmorty fan art
>tfw the current pope is from chicago
>numaniacs writerOuch, talk about a rough start!
>>154776247italiano popeball
Oh yeah, this was totally written by someone who worked on Numaniacs KEK.
KEK, I thought those Nazi dimensions put Rick off fascism completely.
>morty get fidget spinnerWhen was this episode written, 2017?
>>154777937Morty is a loser and on the spectrum so it tracks
Here's your Summer, bro.
>>154778272I remember the salivating anons when this dropped. Summerfags have no standards
>>154778350LMFAO, IKR? They seem to salivate at the thought of Summer incest too, despite it mostly being jokes.
Happiness is a Naked Summer! Which we’ve literally gotten only once to date. I actually wonder if we will ever again.
>>154758464>>154761535>>154761558It was literally reconfirmed they had threesomesEven before Jerry talked about how he has "two wives" and Spacebeth is still technically married to Jerry. The whole ending of the space beth beth romance was Jerry getting in on the relationship
>>154779132are they sitting on top of Rick in this?
>>154779264Sitting on those pillows he has in the back
>>154779277I forget how big it is back there. But I frankly wouldn't be surprised if they were sitting on him
>>154779132this show's never escaping its reputation as the incest show lmao
>>154779306never. at this point the incest fans outnumber the antis 5 to 1
I want Prime
>>154779306EB Jerry tried to make R&M have sex, but it didn't work KEK.
Rick has the same reaction I do every time Nu-Morty speaks.
>>154779758funny how he told everyone else to have sex, but for Rick and Morty to kiss
>>154779813This whole episode has been crazy as fuck! Imagine what the unpixelated cut looks like...
>>154779841kek the guy with the pacifer
>>154779863Holy shit I never noticed! I was kind of expecting people to crop picrel.
I'm glad I have subtitles, because I thought she said>party's over, tankiesKEKEKEKEKEKEK
>>154780066how can you make that mistake when morty specifically spells out that they are called takeys because they take things
>>154780100I was half-listening if I'm being honest.
Music to my ears.
>>154780248Unsurprisingly this got anons to watch the show again
>>154780248honestly I love little evil Beth, she's cute
>>154780270Go figure LMFAO. I'm still watching it just to see how bad Morty's voice can get.
Little Beth shouldn't be saying that on this board...
Great opportunity to cast DeVito LOL! Now I see why this show got Sunny writers.
This episode is a metaphor for R&M's seasonal rot, isn't it?
This show truly has become The Simpsons.
finale tomorrow?
>>154781154Correctamundo.
>>154779813S&P wouldn’t let him.
>>154779132>threesomesCool, looks like the episode I'm watching right now confirms it!
>>154781267I'm retarded what does S and P mean
>>154781374Standards & Practices.
>>154779841How come we were able to get this crazy sex pile but no naked Beth?
>>154781392damn... what a shame
>>154779758>>154781546This episode is weird because you can tell it was hacked to shit by S&P. It's why Jerry coerces people into having sex but it looks like he's merely "suggesting" it, which is pointless cuz pheromones forces them to fuck anyways. Even then, Jerry's still committing sexual assault so what's the point? Violent bloody gore is still appropriate tho lol.Reminder he tries to rape Beth as the rabbit at the end but it looks like he's just chasing her.
Check it out, it's the same studio that animated Gameoverse KEK.
>>154782190why'd they switch to mercury filmworks in S9?
>>154782311My hypothesis was that it was a gradual transition. Lighthouse started animating episodes in S7, which is a subsidiary of both Mercury and Cartoon Saloon.
S&P my ass... literally.
>written by a purple rabbitLOL
>me when mercury animates an episode
>>154782963Jax and Rick do have a bit in common...
>>154782660I really think S&P wouldn't let them do it with Rick and Morty because Morty is 14
