>Robotnik used to be Ovi Kintobor and was transformed by a rotten egg>Sonic used to be brown until Kintobor changed him to blue>Sonic is naturally slow and goes fast with speed shoes>Sonic is from Hardly, Nebraska and people in town used him as a bowling ball>Amy is the same as Princess Sally>Eggman is a resurrected clone of Robotnik>Charmy is 16 years old>There's surviving echidnas besides Knuckles>Robotnik has black eyes, a conehead, and a pokeball suit
>>154762192The autism is still the same
>>154762192Japan Sonic>Nobody has biological family members, everyone is born an orphan, Vanilla is lucky she snuck in while we weren't paying attention>There is no money but characters will talk about money>The planet's name doesn't matter, sometimes it's Sonic's World, sometimes it's Earth, we change it on a whim>Sonic OVA doesn't exist, Sonic X doesn't exist, StC doesn't exist, Archie doesn't exist, Sonic Boom doesn't exist, only the games exist>Every game before Sonic Adventure doesn't exist>SONIC TAILS KNUCKLES AND AMY FOREVER>Remember Sonic Adventure 2 and Shadow the Hedgehog game? That's Shadow's entire identity for now and forever!>Nobody ages, nobody develops as a character, nothing from previous games carries over, we have less interest in continuity than Nintendo does for Mario's>Sonic Adventure 3? Nobody wants that!>Sonic makes us the most money but we HATE Sonic because he appeals to the west so we'll always give the games minimal money and rush it out>BUY MORE YAKUZA AND PERSONA GAMES WHY ARE THEY BOTH LOSING TO THAT BLUE RAT>Humans? What are those? Oh yeah they existed at some point>SHADOW HAS NO FRIENDS>The west can't be trusted to do stories on their own! Now watch as we make a new story full of plot holes and retcons!>OOHHH PARAMOUNT-SAMA THANK YOU FOR BIG MONEY CHECK! PLEASE DO WHATEVER YOU WANT!>Our fans will defend us! Even when we spit in their face and give them scraps! Fans of any other franchise would storm our office and demand we get fired if they were treated the same way as Sonic's fans!
i want to explore Rouge The Bat's body carnally.
>>154762192>Sonic fandom got infiltrated by fake autistic woke retards. >Sonic has to crossover with other IPs to stay relevant. >All the localizers obviously hate it and only want Sonic as a mouthpiece for bullshit nobody cared about. >Fake woke fans harrass old English voice actors for the characters because they don't have the same beliefs as them. >All the localizers are complaining about being replaced by AI that can translate much cheaper and accurately (good thing.).>Sticks the Badger And Sally are forgotten. I miss when the biggest Sonic controversy was Sonic 06 or Sonic Boom coloring Sonics Arm.
>>154762341>Sonic OVA doesn't exist, Sonic X doesn't exist, StC doesn't exist, Archie doesn't exist, Sonic Boom doesn't exist, only the games existWhy is them being a separate continuity bad? Those contradict the games for the most part.
Sonic is kidslop, imagine having strong feelings about something meant to entertain little Japanese and American kids.
>goes to /co/ - Comics & Cartoons>gets mad when people talk about Sonic comics & cartoons
>>154762492Same, I grew up with Sonic so it hurts. I like the movies but they brought in so many tourists who refuse to play any of the games.
>>154762492Did you actually post cheese pizza?
Sonic is a cursed series.
>>154762536Stfu, retard
Shadow and Sally were going to fuck each other lawl
>>154762665Sonic the Cuckhog
>>154762670Can't be cucked if you don't care about roman- oh wait it's Archie nevermind
>>154762665Penders is amazing
>>154762665
>>154762942>Sally after getting every STD known to man and a few unknown ones
>>154763077I love that Sally's only legacy is that she is the biggest slut of the Sonic multiverse
>>154763097I can't believe people say she's a bad character. Strict girl oss who fucked every guy according to the author is actually based
>>154763097Also making sonic a cuck.
>>154763603Let's be honest, if you could fuck Sonic you can have whatever dick you want. Sally didn't do anything wrong
>>154762192Shut up Mister D .
>>154762536No it's not Sonic is awesome
>>154763771who
>>154763794Sonic is so lame, it’s fans can’t even decide what they like.
>>154763805You know who you are . No go back to working with Timantha
>>154762192Why were there a billion chaos emeralds in Archie?
>>154763848No he's not troon
>>154763850Because Emeralds are an Echidna‘s best friend.
>>154763850It's because it is the wrong Sonic canon as the only true one is STC
>>154763848Put Sonic fans in a room and no two fans will agree on what it is/what it should be
>>154763865Dude not even allowed to date, because his parents don’t want him too. Some rebel, Sonic is a boomers attempted at looking cool.
>>154763879No, Tootieschizo
>>154763882Every true Sonic fan knows that STC is the only true canon. Everyone who says otherwise is a poser.
>>154763908case in point
>>154763891It's because his one true love (Johnny Lightfoot) was killed by Chaos>>154763893I'm not a schizophrenia
>>154763934So your defense is not only is he a cuck but he’s a gay cuck?
>>154763934lmao sonic cannot fucking win in whatever universe he's in when it comes to love
>>154763950He's not a cuck. You are the cuck.
>>154763964Sonic got over it though
>>154763966This is just sad you can’t even defend yourself.
>>154763964Peter Parker levels of being cucked by the universe and writers
>>154764026Stop saying that he's a cuck troon..I bet that you love Camp Sherwood.
>>154764032Sonic is such a cuck he turned blue because of how blue his balls are.
>>154764067Stop fucking calling Sonic a cuck
>>154764075SONIC THE KEK
>>154762192>Eggman is some mad scientist that Sonic knows. Don't worry about it. lol Beatles>Where is Sonic from? Don't worry about it.>Sonic is a fairy.>Except when he's the personal mascot of a jet pilot.>Or a cop.>Have you met Nikki yet?>Sometimes there's humans. Don't worry about it.>Tails loves older women.>really lol Beatles
>>154764093STOP FUCKING MOCKING SONIC. HE COULD KICK YOUR ASS.
>>154764121I kicked Sonic’s ass just now. His final words were “ch-ch-chilli dawgs??” before my boot kicked his teeth down his throat
>>154764169I JUST TALKED TO SONIC AND HE WAS FINE. STOP FUCKING LYING.
>>154764075Blue balls again, Sonic the cuckhogNo sex says the boss guysSonic the CuckhogSonicH3’s got no gameSonicHe's really lameSonicHe's the cuckest thing aliveLook out when he whines throughSonic the cuckhogDo doubt he’ll ever scoreSonic the CuckhogSonicHe’s got no gameSonicHe's wicked lameSonicHe's the cuckest thing aliveHe's the cuckest thing aliveHe's the cuckest thing alive
>>154764240CANONTOS!
>>154764240SHUT THE FFFFUUUUCCCCUUUU UP
>>154764295Sonic is a cuckhog lol
>>154764240I lol'd
>the one true canon is that Sonic is a cuckI believe it.
>>154764295https://voca.ro/1mys32VsQeDN
oh my god why is there some autist making five threads about western 90s sonic slop daily now
>>154764741Don’t forget the modern slop with the green meanie.
>>154764615based
>>154764095>Tails loves older women.your headcanons aren't canon
>>154764989yes they are.
>>154764989
>>154765016whos the pretty lady
>>154765037i dunno. she gotta stop letting Tails in them Casinos though
I prefer sonic and robotnik were both kids raised by grandpa chuck
So, is there anything about a new Sonic game? The last thing I heard from Sonic was the Shadow Generations game that was decent surprisingly.
>>154765109More like grandpa cuck
>>154765016>>154765027>classic vanilla
Early Archie is pretty charming
>>154765182she does look kinda similar, lolmaybe with a haircut and relaxed ears
>>154765114They rereleased Sonic Frontiers for Switch 2 for Sonic's 35th birthday and thats it, no word on anything new
>>154764564In every universe, Sonic is a cuck
>>154764564>>154764466>>154766333SHUT THE FUCK UP. SONiC CAN KILL YOU TROONS IN YOUR SLEEP
>>154766377Sonic fucks troons
>>154766417No he doesn't unlike you
>>154766454Sonic watches you fuck troons
>>154762492>pedofag pretends to be sonic fan>schizo post like anyone will caremany such caseskys
>>154766471I never once fucked a troon a day in my life
>>154766542Yes you did, and Sonic watched
>>154766559No I didn't and Sonic didn't watched me do it either
>>154762497They can't exist. Sega will pretend they don't exist. That's how Sega rolls. Only one Sonic exists. Sometimes two. Classic and modern. Now just one. I think. I don't think even Sega knows. But everything else doesn't exist. The movies exist in their own continuity though because Paramount money good. Sega like money more than they like hating the west.
>>154766568Yes you did, and he and Tootie watched
>>154765016>>154765027>>154765088>>154765306Need more
>>154767785
>>154767848Her color’s not actually determined tho is itI reccon just cause she looks like a rabbit she’d be Vanilla shades like White or Yellow
>>154765285Rare blonde Sally. I liked her pink fur and brunettes look better.
>>154766593No that didn't happen
>>154767939Sally went through all sorts of designs, even before the yellow rabbit. she was human at one point.
>>154767989Yes it did
>>154768164No It didn't.Bet you want to have sex with Timantha troon ass.
>>154768189Every accusation from a confession.
>>154768202No it doesn't
What is it about Sonic as a franchise that attracts such a particularly bad flavor of autism?Like, every franchise has its autists, but Sonic seems to attract this really grimy, claustrophobic flavor of autist that you don't get with a lot of other properties, and I don't know why.
>>154768230Yes it does
>>154768238No it doesn't>>154768237I'm the savior the Sonic franchise needs
>>154768252You can't save anything
>>154768292No I can
>>154768237Simplistic easy to understand color coded characters
>>154767939>>154768066
>>154762192>>Eggman is a resurrected clone of RobotnikFake hater. He's an alternate universe Robotnik who killed his universe's Team Fur Affinity, got bored of lording over a dead planet with nothing else around but his robots, and either jumped over to "our" Sonic's universe to do it again or went on a multiversal killing spree and "our" Sonic's world is just the one he's currently trying to take over/destroy (he doesn't care which).
>>154768481correct order
>>154768252we're saved
>>154762192>There's surviving echidnas besides KnucklesDint forget the longass family tree
>>154763794Sonics cool but there's no shame in admitting it's kiddy at times
>>154762492>>Sonic fandom got infiltrated by fake autistic woke retards.whoa hey it's like rude or something to question whether some failed normalfag is autistic or not (they're not)
>>154768237"Sonic" is an avatar of a Romanian hedgehog demon known as chagrin Chris chan was commanded to make a more direct conceptual vessel, thus we have sonichu The chagrin seeks autistic minds and lures them in with flashy lights and fun, bringing them further into delusion
>>154764095Japan's tall tale-type lore (Mary Garnett) is more charming than America's convoluted bloat.
>>154769703How deep does the rabbit hole go here?
>>154769703Is Chagrin mentioned to be blue?
>inevitable shipping argument even though Sonic's dick wouldn't twitch if Rouge flashed him
>>154771534What a fag!
>>154762341>Vanilla is lucky she snuck in while we weren't paying attentionTo be fair that was during an era of soul when Sonic Team was doing donuts with the franchise from 1999 to 2010. Shame those days are long gone. >Remember Sonic Adventure 2 and Shadow the Hedgehog game? That's Shadow's entire identity for now and forever!Shame they actively ignore Heroes and though 06 pretty much ejected itself from existence it did serve as an epilogue of sorts after Shadow 05 for his character they really should've stuck to.
>>154769703>The Chagrin (also known as Cagrino, Chagrino, or Harginn) is an evil spirit from Romani and Gypsy folklore, famously featured in the Shin Megami Tensei video game series. It is depicted as a small, yellow hedgehog roughly a foot and a half long that serves as a harbinger of disaster or bad luck. >In traditional lore, the Chagrin primarily targets horses, especially mares that have recently given birth. It is said to ride them to exhaustion or urinate on them during the night, causing the animals to appear sick, weary, and sweaty with tangled manes the next morning. This distress could also result in boils and sores on the victim. >To ward off or cure the effects of the Chagrin, folk remedies included:>Tethering the afflicted horse to a stake rubbed with garlic juice. Laying a red thread on the ground in the shape of a cross near the animal. Creating a bread mixture from the horse’s hair, salt, meal, and bat’s blood, then smearing it on the horse’s hoof while incanting specific spells. >Placing hot coals and metal pieces in the horse’s drinking water to prevent sleepiness and attack. >The creature is thought to be a variation of the Harginn from northwestern Indian demonology and shares functional similarities with the Chilean demon Guecubu. Its lore evolved as the Romani people migrated, absorbing traits from various cultures and religions. I'm not seeing the connection other than it being a hedgehog
>>154762536>he says posting on a comics and cartoons board
>>154762341Most of that is infinitely better though. Sonic isn't capeshit.
>>154762192>>Sonic is from Hardly, Nebraska and people in town used him as a bowling ballWait, I thought America didn't have hedgehogs?
>>154762492The 4th movie is going to adapt Sonic 06
>>154772671No
>>154773277Princess Elise will be played by Zendaya
>>154772671Half of those are hallmark traits of lazy soap opera comic writing...
>>154769728>convoluted bloat.
Who was Sonic again?
>>154762192>>Sonic is naturally slow and goes fast with speed shoesIncorrect, he's naturally fast but shreds regular shoes. The speed shoes let him fully cut loose because they're made of futuristic anti-friction materials.
>>154768702Howsat?
>>154771482Is "blue" Sonics strongest form?
>>154775740numbers 5, 6 and 7 were in the wrong order. pink vestless Sally was made for an AoStH episode to get around SEGA's lawsuit, she came after vest Sally.
I want another Sonic VN where characters have fun interactions and the artwork is nice to look at and the gameplay isn't a buggy mess.
>>154776350I didn't even know sally was ever in that
>>154776350Lawsuit had nothing to do with it, Christmas Blast was made years after both SatAM and AoStH ended.
>>154777016>Lawsuit had nothing to do with itliterally does, because all points of the injunction target SatAM specifically, not Adventures. Sega didn't care what happened with Adventures, which is how Christmas Blast was even possible after the filing.
>>154766579Actually Prime, the movies, and LEGO all exist with the Sonic games too because of Sonic Speed Simulator or some such
>>154777958Sega was the one that contacted DiC to make a new special to coincide with X-treme, which is why the special was originally titled "An X-tremely Sonic Christmas" and he still says the line at the end of the special. When X-treme was delayed (and later cancelled) it was renamed "Sonic Christmas Blast" for 3D Blast instead. Yes the lawsuit targeted SatAM because DiC wasn't sharing the profits from it and was selling cels without Sega's permission, but there was no "hehe let's call it Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog so we can nefariously use Sally Acorn without them knowing!", they just used the existing western smorgasbord canon that had elements from all of the projects because SoA owned everything at the time.
>>154763188Can't believe Sonic settled for used goods.
>>154778226>No way man it's just coincidence that this episode was made several years after the shows were dead and gone, was produced around the same time as the date on the lawsuit, and specifically uses the show that wasn't targeted in the lawsuit. uh huh.>nefariousthe most i'm willing to give you is maybe whatever production company was animating this thing was given older, outdated character sheets and that explains the change.anon, they literally turn her not getting any speaking lines into a bit.
>>154778331Sally is the one who's settling. She's royalty and can fuck whoever she wants.
>>154778363Since both shows were dead and gone, why would it have made a difference which title the special was produced under? Sally wasn't a SatAM-exclusive character to begin with.
>>154778421>why would it have made a difference which titlewhy put it under either title to begin with, instead of just giving it its own special?Sally was literally made for SatAM. exclusive? i guess not. originating from? yes.
>>154778331She left him in the end for Shadow
>>154778443>why put it under either title to begin with, instead of just giving it its own special?Syndicated reruns. AoStH was a 65 episode show which was valuable for reruns (one episode Monday to Friday for a full season) so it gets the special. SatAM wasn't as syndication-friendly, even without the lawsuit.
>>154778446Good for her got with a real Hedgehog not a copycat!
>>154778458you're explaining why Adventures was made, not why it would be infinitely easier to negotiate the rerun of a holiday special than an entire series.for example. how many times did you see Great Pumpkin around Halloween? ok, now how many times did you catch The Halloween Door? Adventures was already 65 episodes, throwing one single ep on the pile wasn't going to net them some big revenue increase.
>>154778367Royalty does arranged marriages, her parents are doing the choosing and if their daughter is used goods, then it will not look good politically
>>154778516>you're explaining why Adventures was made, not why it would be infinitely easier to negotiate the rerun of a holiday special than an entire series.Nobody gives a shit about individual specials unless they're cultural landmarks like Peanuts. AoStH was already being rerun for three years after it's initial run, so the special adds another episode to that to fill airtime on Christmas. The network syndicating it (in that case at the time USA Network) already paid for it, so the special gives them another episode. And whoever picks up the syndication after USA Network (BKM for four years, then Toon Disney) has an extra episode to fill time on Christmas. The reason why the rights holders and production companies involved are fine essentially adding an extra episode for free is because Sega was the one who commissioned it to coincide with a new game release, as mentioned earlier (originally supposed to be X-treme, then 3D Blast when X-treme was delayed).
>>154778566>Nobody gives a shit about individual specials, now watch me try to spin this into how important this individual special is.>originally supposed to be X-tremecorrect, which does nothing to affect the date and content of the lawsuit. which, as mentioned, is the only reason they could even attach the episode to Adventures after being hit with the permanent injunction in 1995.
>>154778721If the lawsuit never happened then the special would still be attached to AoStH anyway for the reasons already explained.
>>154778840>If the lawsuit never happenedthen they wouldn't have been barred from depicting the SatAM characters and so have to make Sally a funny color and mute.
>>154779918They actually weren't barred at all, aside from labeling it specifically as an episode of the "Sonic the Hedgehog" TV series that fans call SatAM, and the evidence is in your image. Sega owns all characters created for it and other licensed products. This is how they can appear in comics, books, merch, stage shows, etc. Because even the original characters are owned by Sega. So, when Sega contacts DiC to make a Christmas special, the terms would include DiC licensing the characters Sega owned. Sally was still moderately well known, so she was included in a glorified cameo. If they wanted to use the other SatAM characters, they could have, because they belonged to Sega, not the cartoon.
>>154779918let me guess, next you'll reply with>S-she was mute because Space Jam!in my research, i'm like 90% sure the recording for Space Jam was finished by then, maybe she was busy with Dexter.and the most i'm willing to give you there is, yes, it's possible they fully expected to get her but she had to pull out at the last minute.otherwise, if they KNEW she wasn't going to be available, and still made jokes about the character being mute, that's much more intentional.
>>154780295>literally, plainly states all of DiC's rights are revoked>"Actually they weren't prevented at all"lol>This is how they can appear in comicsthey can appear in comics and kids' books because SEGA did not have an injunction against Archie or those publishers.DiC had to abandon SatAM directly, specifically because of this lawsuit.>they belonged to SEGA, not DiCno argument there.
>>154780399As much as I liked Sally, I get why Sega doesn't use her. It’s not even because of the romance it’s because Archie sonic and SATAM both have 2 main character's. Sonic and Sally. They don’t want to push her as a mascot so they had three options. 1 gut her importance to the story making it more Sonic focused. 2 hive it as an else worlds story. 3 just drop her and that’s what they choose sadly. I don’t like it but I get it.
The Freedom Fighters were excess baggage not helped by Penders or Bollers
Redpill me on this. Aren't the movies supposed to be the new american canon?
>excess baggage>still wound up giving Sonic a cast anyway>still wound up trying to put that cast through similar SatAM-ish roles in a frantic bid for success. they served a purpose.
>>154780899I mean most people really only cared about Bunny and Sally. Antoine Has his fans but only from the Archie comics, I don’t think anyone likes Antoine from just SATAM. I don’t think anyone care enough about Rotor to really notice if he’s there or not.
>>1547807642 would have been on the table if not for direct influence from this injunction.it's why we got Underground instead of Season 3.
>>154781091i've seen enough Rotor art that i'll disagree. even Dulcy has her fans.
>>154781121I always forget about Dulcy, and fair enough I don’t hate Rotor I just think he’s kinda just there.
>>154781105I wish we got 2 never cared for Sonic Underground and I honestly loved SATAM.
>>154762192This is the only sonic Cartoon that matters. The rest created you hyper Autists.
