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So with Helluva Boss coming in 2 parts, one this fall and one in the new year, I think we can expect to see Hazbin Season 3 in about one year from now.
>>154811728Probably
>>154811728The same as before, since it's only 8 episodes. Helluva is what? 15 episodes, so I can understand the split.The release date itself indicates Hazbin and Helluva will be on a every-other-year cadence every October or thereabouts.
>>154811710Give me more Hazbin.
>>154811710This show is highly satanic because it has DEMONS and HOMERSEXUALS
>>154811826I'm gonna touch you bro
>>154811710i want to feed him grapes and maybe a chicken nugget from the palm of my hand, like he's a skittish horse whose trust i need to earn so we can win the derby and save the farm.
>>154811826I'll homersexual you in a minute...
>>154812440Not before I do it first.
>>154813093
>>154813111He is.
>>154813153inaccurate, abel would never be brave enough to get his nipples pierced, or at least not both.
>>154813274After being rejected (he misunderstood what she said) by Emily his latent chud genes ( from his mother) activated. Leading him on string of bad decisions.
>>154811710This thread desperetely needs more GuitarPrincess
>>154813329Post more if you like it. Nobody is gonna stop you.
>>154813329it's shame most of the fics are either YA self-insert OOC shit or written by someone who hates the series and can't be subtle enough about it to not annoy me. i don't care if someone who hates hazbin writes fanfic about hazbin but don't dedicate character monologues to everything you personally hate about the show, especially when their ideas are just as if not more dogshit. see all the smug character 'redesigns' that look like absolute ass.
>>154813334True but I don't want to just spam the thread.
What if the curse of Cain in Hazbin Hotel actually transformed him into a demon with immortality.
>>154814258He's not Zestial.
>>154814258what if cain is a literal cane, as in alastor's staff? alastor doesn't know, but rosie does.
>>154813957how many drugs is charlie on in that picture, or did she just get dumped by vaggi?
>>154814258I mean whole immortality thing stops feeling serious if he actually dies and becomes a sinner. If you truly want unstoppable immortal Cain you need to use the wanderer that is still alive today backstory. If you just want sinner Cain you go for the " he was just immune to killing himself or being killed early by people pissed at him". Then you pick if he died of old age or by accident ( I think there where two versions for that).
>>154813957Bruh Adam is huge here.
>>154814393wait wasn't the point of the flood in some versions of the narrative to kill off all the descendents of cain including him? cain being relegated to a helluva boss short feels the most likely course of action if they go with the 'he's still alive btw' route though. i think i'd prefer that desu, the hazbin narrative is stuffed as it is.
>>154814453Some versions have that. There's also the one where the flood's main target is the nephilim( human angel hybrids that are described as gigantic). Really depends on what story/version you pick. There's a lot to choose from.
>>154814896why do people give adam piercings?
>>154815148People like to lean into the washed up rockstar/perpetual midlife crisis angle with him
/works/89385026Found something that'll be of interest to a certain kind of thread regular.No sex yet but uh looks like there might be soon
>>154815148To make him look cooler than what he actually is.
>>154815340He's already the coolest looking character in Hazbin.
>>154815299HELL YEAH
>>154815388Meh.
>>154815532He's the coolest
>>154815388i wouldn't say coolest but his design interests me a lot. would love to pick viv's brain about the colour theory, decoration, shape language and posing etc.
>>154815808He's kind of like a dragon to me. Makes sense given the beta version.
>>154815952He's Lugia
>>154815952sinner adam and lute as spyro and sparx...
>>154816044Sinner Adam and Fallen Lute as Spyro and Cynder
>>154816037sinner adam reappearing like this but in a tornado of blood and hell eyes instead of waterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lDuJARAkN4
Vagi and Charlie’s relationship over the course of S3.
>>154816766She is too busy anon
I hope this show dont shit on Eve like they did to Adam, even if she become a villain i want her to have all the right to hate Lucifer and Lilith guts.show how Eve had to watch all her future kids live in a cruel world dealing with the consequences of sin while Lucifer and Lilith had confortable castle in hell and making up a stupid lie that they were the ''victims''
>>154817065She's Lute. So if you think they're doing her justice so far, I think it's only going to get better.
>>154817065This artist is both a huge Flowertunes shipper and a huge Holyblades shipper so they're going to have a lot of conflicting feelings when the reveal happens.
Where's Looty?
>>154818241Present!
>>154818253Is season 3 really a year away?!
>>154818377That's what I'm hearing, bruh. I can't take it anymore, this wait is going to killlll me
wtf is this real?
>>154818614Next thing she'll be watching matpat videos.
>>154817096or maybe they are not stupid and will like and ship they do not see as problematic to plot revealsshippers are mentally ill and Viv knows this
>>154818655What are you saying.
>>154818655Anon had a stroke
>>154818655??
>>154817079>She's Lute.So Lucifer fucked Lute?
>>154818852I personally don't think so. Was it not obvious to people that he was just fucking around with Adam to get a rise out of him? I'm also a rare Lute Eve schizo that doesn't mind if they did, honestly. Seems out of character for both of them though.
>>154818907It could explain why she hates demons so much.
>>154818947What you said implies rape
>>154817065I think too many people forget that Charlie wrote the book and even she described the act of giving the apple as ‘reckless’. At worst when pushed, she might say, “Well c’mon, Eve could’ve said no, right?”For me, it’d be too easy to throw Lucifer and Lilith under the bus for the sake of subversion. Like, it’s pretty obvious there’s more to the story.The right course, I think, is for the truth to be somewhere in the middle. That Lucifer truly thought he was doing the right thing by humanity. Maybe there were other, more selfish reasons on top of that (I’m working with the theory that Roo promised them a child - Charlie - if they gifted the apple), but we’ll have to see. Lilith might have more self awareness than Lucifer and understands they’ve done far more harm than good and feels regret over it. She might take one look at Charlie’s book and go, “Oh god, Charlie… we need to talk.”
>>154819086Just a little observation, but if we're hanging on to the old lakes, Eve is angry at Lucifer for being blamed for the original sin. I'm really unsure about that setup in this specific context because clearly she wasn't blamed like Lucifer, where he was literally cast out from heaven. The leaks, and the former employee, said that she looks identical to Lilith which is how she was able to get away with that, supposedly, so then where has she been this entire time, pretending that she's not Lute, I mean. Was she an Overlord or something in hell? There's some stuff that's not adding up here. I don't know, maybe I'm looking into things that aren't even there.
Why are her cheeks so fat and squeezable
Oh she’s gonna finally dump Charlie’s ass.
>>154819153Charlie turned her straight like Nicole in Class of 09
>>154819135She's Abel's mother
>>154819174Many are saying this
>>154819133Which is peculiar, because from what we see of Lute, she doesn’t seem bitter about misnamed, rather from the way she’s clearly projecting, she sees it as her fault and sees this as her atonement. Which is even more depressing when you think about it.
>>154819184Viv liked a post, with a Simpsons screenshot, where Abel Abel was placed on Milhouse's form, and Lute was on his dad. He calls her weekend mom, and she tells him not to call her that. Viv also liked a post where Abel is embracing/ holding Adam and Lute together, and the caption is family. The artist was Sator. It's also known at this point that she has not liked a single romantic Abel/Lute piece, which is interesting because compared to all the rare ships, it's arguably one of the popular/ well-known ones. Viv has liked Roo/Lute, Vox/Lute, Emily/Lute, Sera/Lute.... You have to really parse through the results to find those. Weird that she has not liked Abel/Lute pieces
Lute=Eve truthers are the Linux users of the Hazbin fandom
>>154819229Isn't Linux getting more popular though. Because Windows is utter garbage. Too much bloatware.
Do you guys genuinely believe she's Eve, the same Genesis Eve that took the fruit, or do you guys think she's a clone? Either way, or however they do it, I'm 99% sure she's at least connected to Eve because of Jessica Vosk... That is such a hyper specific tweet to requote.
>>154819164We've seen many instances of cartoon men fumbling so hard they turn their exes gay. Is the world ready for a cartoon woman to fumble so hard she turns her ex straight?
>hear nothing but bad things about this show >written by Vivzipop meme>fans constantly redesigning characters>scroll past a million YT essays about how it sucks and Vivzipop's failing the premise>see clips of S2 power of friendship beams>finally watch show for myself>actually pretty goodMaybe it's just cause I was expecting abysmal dogshit, but this show is fun with likable characters and decently competently written. I'm surprised that this is what people were constantly shitting on
>>154819287If you go at it without any sort of preconceived notions and just enjoy it for what it is.. Yeah, it's pretty fucking enjoyable. People like to hate just for the sake of hating. That's all.
>>154819153Considering how she is treated, she is basically Charlie's pet, not her girlfriend.
>>154819222Digits confirm
>>154819086>>154819133You're kinda alone on this man. I want what they did to be objectively treated as awful with no fucking excuses. The two already get massive freebies from the fandom and Viv. Have them actually be held responsible for once without any babying. They went to hell because they were pieces of shit.
Is Viv genuinely stupid enough to like fan art of Eve if it looks very close to the canon design, thereby spoiling it indirectly a year ahead of time? Or should we assume, because she's liking it so freely, and she's like several fan arts from that artist who draws Eve as a Lilith 2.0 (and additionally believes Roo/Eve), that it's safe to say it's not close at all?
>>154819391Not the same person. I'm not sure who it is exactly you're trying to respond to. I was the second response. For the record, no, as of right now, I don't believe that canonically , Lucifer and Eve slept together. For me, it was very obvious that he was just trying to get under Adam's skin. It's a fun fanfiction idea though.
>>154819330Oh god, going off someone’s older idea of Lute gaining the ability to mind control the Exorcists like a queen bee, you know damn well she’s gonna control Vagi, too.> “Oh, one last thing, you’re gonna love this…” (Lute/Eve whistles and Vagi comes bounding through the door on all fours, barking and tipping enthusiastically like a dog) “I rehomed your pet. Hope you don’t mind.”
>>154819399I'd say 50/50.
>>154819414What I was focusing on is that I genuinely hope when don't get any "but look on bright side of what they did"(Lilith and Lucifer giving Eve the apple). I want it to be treated as genuinely a bad thing with no excuse that actually forces the two to atone for it. The show theme is redemption. Have them actually redeemed themselves instead of it being excused with some bullshit motive.
>>154819674Hi, I’m the person I think you were trying to respond to.I’m not exactly asking for a “Look on the bright side” deal. The consequences of what they did are clear and Lucifer in particular has so much he needs to answer for. It’s more the motivations that may be more grey than just a subversion for the sake of it.
>>154813329>Literally the one guy your dad asks you to stay away from.>He's as old AS your dad.
>>154817096I do not know these ship names. What are they?
>>154819732I'm not the person that counter argued with you, I was the one speaking about Lucifer sleeping with Eve, but I kind of just want to jump in here and say.... I don't think that would be a subversion though? Because clearly they're already set up with having meant well, but messing everything up. Clearly, they had good intentions. Lilith is more in a gray area just because we haven't met her. We see her hesitating and stepping forward, like she doesn't want to approach Eve. I don't know what that means, but I do think it means something. Either she knew what they were doing wasn't the best idea, maybe she knew what they were doing was wrong, knew about Roo/Evil or that they were fucking Eve over, so I'm very suspicious of Lilith. With Lucifer, we don't see him hesitating or anything, he looks happy to give her the fruit, meaning he truly believe what he was doing was a good thing. Lilith looks a little off. She's not smiling when the exchange happens. I think in this instance the subversion would be that Lilith is more selfish than she initially let on. Because Charlie paints her as the biggest thing ever, and she pairs her parents together. As having done this righteous, though reckless, act. I would say yes, it would be somewhat of a surprise if it turns out that Lilith is Gothel 2.0 or something. But at the very least she's more inherently selfish, in a very similar manner that Adam was.
>>154819886Flowertunes - Adam X EveHolyblades - Lute X Abel Basically what they're saying is that if Lute is Eve then a lot of Holyblades stuff becomes mother son incest
>>154819935Noah fence, but.. that ship is pretty fucking uncomfortable. What makes people think that she'd actually go for the younger offspring of the guy she's very much clearly obsessing over. And then if you want to go by the logic that she was only made 7 years ago for the exterminations.... Like what.
>>154819957I always found it kinda weird. Even before having Lute=Eve explained to me and finding out Viv only likes familial stuff when it comes to Abel and Lute( no romantic stuff). I guess it's an alternative for people that don't like guitarspear ( whether it be from hating Adam or wanting him to be with whatever version of Eve they envision).
>>154819935Im now imagining Adam strumming s lyre for Eve in the Garden, the animals sitting around and hearing him speak of his love for Eve.As for Holyblades, we could get some juicy drama out of it.
>>154820044They're also making it blatantly obvious that he's into Emily. He hasn't shown any type of attraction to Lute whatsoever
>>154820063I kinda would feel bad for a lot of Holyblades fans. They either don't know about the theory or had the fandom borderline headcanon Eve explanations shoved into their heads to the extent they couldn't imagine anything else. It's gonna suck for a lot of them. A lot of cute art is just gonna have a whole Oedipus vibe to it now.
>>154820118Dude it's fandom shipping. Just because some character has obvious romantic feelings for another doesn't mean people aren't gonna ship them with some asshole they looked at once (he was shitting his pants).
>>154820123As someone from a fandom whose creator had a rug pull that retroactively ruined fan relationships, I feel for them.
>>154820141What happened? Tell us your story.
>>154820141Which one?? Don't leave us hanging.
>>154820137I didn't say they were. Fandom is is what fandom does. Two characters can look at each other for 1 seconds, and they're a ship. Obviously. Just making an observation is all.
>>154820123I don't. They are an annoying bunch. I'll be more than happy to see their world turned upside down. I've seen a few throw tantrums already about it. They know the ship is on the thin/cracked ice already.
>>154820212Dude nobody deserves their ship turning into son having sex with his mom. Like the punishment is hard enough. There's a very large chance most of them will delete all their shit of the internet.
>>154820156>>154820173Homestuck. The creator, Andre Hussie, took a long running pairing and smashed it into the ground. Rose and Kanaya, a pair of girls who married at the end of the comic, was the fandoms darling. For years people cosplayed as them, drew them, dubbed them, all of it. A cute pair of lesbians. There is a girl, Jade, who in the course of the comic, gained the godlike powers of her Dog Guardian, Bec, along with some of his characteristics such as ears, tail, the desire to chase birds.And. Apparently.His dick.Behind Kanaya's back, Rose decided to help Jade with her natural desire to want to parent, by fucking her for months. Got knocked up. Had a child in secret with her. Then abandoned the child for Jades psychotic Mother-daughter(Ecto Biology and Time travel shenanigans).In one fell swoop, he ruined three of the fandoms favorite characters, tainted the artwork of them being innocent with an undercurrent of cheating, mild beastiality, betrayal, transing, and cucking.So much cucking.None of them deserved this.
>>154820258Was it Hussie or the shitters he let write his story after he fucked off? I know about the terrible Jade dogcock cucking incident but I'm not fully sure who was the sick mind behind it.
>>154820311By allowing them to author this work, he endorsed it in his name. He is just as responsible as they are.
>>154819935>Become I don't see how anyone would look at that combination as anything but oedipal. That is literally the thematic draw.
>>154820319I mean yeah but it goes from mommy fetish (weird but not the worst thing in existence) to incestuos mommy fetish ( you can't defend this in good faith). Like there's no coming back from this.
>>154820252Good. It's a shit ship on its own.
>>154820316Take it easy, it's just a drawing.
>>154820358It's kinda mediocre and a lot of it is OOC stuff. Pretty sure post reveal the ship will become more character personality consistent but most with the exception of incest fags will dip. Bet there's gonna be several incest fics where Abel is fucking his mother while she nurses him and other weird shit.
>>154820316>He is just as responsible as they are.>>154820258>None of them deserved this.>>154820252>nobody deserves their ship turning into son having sex with his mom.What's actually wrong with you people. We're talking about cartoons, right?
>>154820412Yup.
>>154820407It'd be okay or whatever if she was past the grief. But she's very literally actively grieving. Adam died... What just 2 months ago? If that? So what makes people think she's going to go for his son, who on top of just the fact that he's his son, is a lot younger, and was apparently not very well liked by his dad. The whole thing is just fucking weird. And yes, that's just a fandom. It's a tame ship by several standards compared to others. It's just a circumstances of it in the show is what makes it pretty gross. I think a shit Valentino and Lute more than with Abel.
>>154820424Figured. How sad.
>>154820449I just said "yup we're talking about cartoons".
>>154820476Yes. And I said "Figured. How sad."
>>154820523Not sure how those two things relate twin.
Lute Being Eve will just drive the nail on the coffin holyblades already has. It's just a very poor quality ship all on its own. No bueno.
>>154820583You pointed out how the subject that they were grieving over was, in fact, about cartoons. So I just reiterated my comment, saying that getting emotionally disheartened to the point of using language like "nobody deserves this" is pretty sad and pathetic. I was not calling YOU specifically sad and pathetic for pointing it out, though. Just a comment on people like that in general.
>>154820585Yet it will be reborn as the strongest mommy incest ship of the Hellaverse.
>>154820604I understand now twin. Thank you for explaining.
>>154820605I hate that you're actually right though. I will say, as a fellow dark ship enthusiast... If he is in fact the offspring of, say, Lilith and Adam, that becomes really messy but like in a very interesting way.
>>154820613No problemo bud
>>154820353>But it'd be problematic I think they'd be more pissed the ship doesn't happen than think they got shipwrecked by being blood related m8 Possessive control of (your) the son of an untamable man is the female angle. Supplanting your father the same in either framing, actual mom or stepmom. I don't care about it but I understand how the setup works for internet incest/pseudoincest porn/a24 tumblr autism
>>154820638But the people who ship this thing, because there's a small group of them on Twitter, are very adamant that it's not an incest thing. Despite the overwhelming amount of evidence. Hell, forget about them being blood related, just the whole setup in of itself is very questionable already. So I wouldn't call them supposed fans of this ship Pseudo incest? Then again, I could just be a certified moron so.
>>154820614Interesting Idea but sadly I don't ever see that happening because Viv is lame and wouldn't do anything that makes her favourites look bad.
>>154820638>I think they'd be more pissed the ship doesn't happenI would get it if they knew that the ship didn't have a chance of happening, but the shippers I have seen are actually invested in this whole thing, like it actually has a chance. It's weird. I can't tell if they're delusional or what. Then they get upsetty spaghetti when you point out the themes and their actual dynamic.
>>154820667It's kinda two sides. Some who like the fucked dynamic but draw the line at incest an others who pretend there's no questionable themes to the ship and wanna treat it as wholesome slop.
>>154820685He made the exact face the first time she was presented to him in the Garden.
>>154820716Oh my God, Yes. That was the exact smile she gave him too. Love at first sight.
>>154820697>others who pretend there's no questionable themes to the ship and wanna treat it as wholesome slop.This, I've mostly seen this kind. I have not really seen the first kind. Though they may be on other communities other than Twitter.God I'm going to enjoy it when this ship burns to the ground.
>charlie is actually eve
>>154820756Wha?
>>154820756Waiiiiiiiiit That's actually kind of a cool and fucked up scenario though. Lilith and Lucifer having brainwashed/groomed Eve into their pseudo daughter because they couldn't have any on their own. Obviously the first sinner would want to redeem sinners.
>>154819399I genuinely don't know. And I say this as someone who's gone through a lot of her likes. I want to say that fan arts don't really count toward anything, it's the the study/meta/text posts you want to look out for. She's liked some for Eve, Lucifer, Lilith, etc. For example, she liked that one post saying that Eve is apparently angry enough that she deserves to kill people with hammers. Another one was commenting about the Lilith figure in general, just her mythology. Another one was about Roo... I think those are the ones you want to pay attention to, anything that just makes general theories and stuff like that. The fan arts are things she likes just cuz they're pretty.
>>154820776Cool idea but probably won't happen because how creepy and downright manipulative it makes Lilith and Lucifer look.
>>154821067Definitely not. But it's a fun idea to think about. Viv can't have her golden geese be too bad.
>>154821083Does she want them to be bad though? Like they come off as awful but not sure if it's intentional or just sloppy writing.
>>154821206I don't think so. They're not going to be bad or anything. I'm positive.
>>154820258Homestuck did a lot of things wrong and this is one of the worst of them.
>>154819125he definitely didn't ask for no pickles but lute needs to yell at a hapless minimum wage employee once a week for enrichment purposes. >>154820605nah it'll be outshone by lilith/charlie blasting out of the gate past lucifer/charlie. >>154820746holyblades shippers are like fallenwings shippers, they don't actually like lute they just want to make her an eternally atoning ego boost/prize for the character they actually like and shit on adam. >>154820903yeah she liked a few pieces of adamsapple art then confirmed him as straight.
>>154822508>nah it'll be outshone by lilith/charlie blasting out of the gate past lucifer/charlie.No you are wrong. Both of those only cover the Female market. Post reveal Abel X Lute/Eve has the male mommy issues market which tends to be pretty big nowadays. These are different demographics.
>>154820756Yeah what was up with her arm getting all weird in the season 1 closer when fighting Adam? I heard other say it implied she may be Roo, or at least a vector for her.
>>154822508Isn't Lute Adam's ego boost and prize too then?
>>154822980Guitarspear works without having to turn her into another character or have her go through a humiliation ritual. Both Fallenwings and Holyblades have it that they "fix her" by turning her into another character. Only then is she considered "clean" enough for a relationship. So basically they just want Lute's physical appearance without her personality. Turning her into a literal doll.
>>154820258What the absolute fuck
>>154820685>>154820716>>154820735>"God. Why is my rib smiling at me?"
>>154822495The other is taking the babe/milf that is Roxy and transing her.
>>154819240Can confirm. Using Arch now because fuck you I won't upgrade to windows 11.
>>154819229Based...?>>154823569I admire your bravery, as I'm using Arch with training wheels (i.e. Fedora).
>>154823569>>154823681I'm using Mint but I want to switch to either Arch, Ubuntu, or Tin Foil
>>154823569>>154823681>>154823716I'm on Bazzite because I wanted to set and forget my OS. So I guess it's true?
>>154823681>>154823716>>154824375>>154823569I just use windows ten. Not really bothered to change anything.
Lute but she's on a crusade against proprietary software
>>154824430And Microsoft is the devil.
>>154824430WTF I love Lute now!?
>>154819459>Lute/Eve whistles and Vagi comes bounding through the door on all fours, barking and tipping enthusiastically like a dog
