well /co/?? what do we think?
Watched 5 seconds, couldn't stand nuMorty's VA then closed the window
>>154812039that shit is still being made?
>>154812059Yep, and it's being made yearly too.
>>154812049NuPoopybutthole is much, MUCH worse. It's impressive just how bad the new guy sounds.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmubMqRNsEo
>>154812039It was alright. Ironically it might be the only one where the finale is the worst part, and even then the incestfags are having a great time so I guess Dan still knows his audience at least. The only episodes I don't like are the evolution (boring) and the weird kungfu guy episode. The dog episode and the headless episode are the ones I'll revisit the most in the future. The Beth and Jerry episode would be my favorite if wasn't for the stupid Camp A plot. I hope we get a bigger focus on Beth and Jerry's relationship in the future.
>>154812114>evolution (boring)Interesting, I thought that was my personal favorite episode from this season. The idea of people going from conflict to teamwork was a nice twist.
>>154812094I don't care how many people Roiland made uncomfy or outright raped, this is intolerable
>>154812134At the very least, Cardoni should voice everybody. It's nearly unanimous that he should've done all the Roiland voices.
>>154812039Kino. The show just keeps getting better with age. 90s vacation planet was the best episode. Kung Fu was the worst episode.
>>154812039Miles better than the previous season. But season 8 is easily the worst one they've ever made, so that's not saying much. I personally enjoyed it. Most episodes were good or at least decent. I only outright hated 3 episodes this season (compared to hating 8 episodes last season)
>>154812139he's probably only good at doing Rick
>>154812202Dude that sucks, surely there's a guy out there who can do a decent impression of Roiland's voice in general.
>>154812209this guy does a perfect Morty/Meseeks/Mr.PB and an okayish Rickhttps://www.tiktok.com/@seankellysays/video/7640634492104772895they coulda hired him if they wanted to get one guy.Ian Cardoni does a way better Rick. But I wish they got him to do Morty, Harry Belden's Morty sucks ass.
>>154812039It was pretty mid, 6/10 but Goth summer bumps it up to 10/10
the finale was fine but the ending was weird as fuck genuinely couldn't tell if it was meant to be a "heartfelt moment" or played for laughs but it did neither of those things, and even if it was meant to be a "look how dysfunctional they are" thing it came out of absolutely nowhere in both the context of the episode and the seasonstrong season though, evil morty ep is the only one i'd consider a miss
>>154812114>the incestfags are having a great timeI would say we won all season long
>>154812564Rick is the father morty always looked for
>>154812039Trite and boring The show no longer has any teeth, not in premises or in jokes. It's a rote sitcom except with le wacky fights and violence.The writers are, frankly, too fucking old. This stuff would've been interesting and edgy fifteen years ago.
>>154813040the evolution rebirth tree episode felt like a classic episode but it wasn't particularly funnya lot of the writing really does suffer from being contrived excuses for the animators to do fight sequences and it seems like that's a problem that's never going to go away at this point
>>154813040when was the last time the show had any teeth?
>>154813040Without Roiland there to shout wacky things, the show is 100% reliant on 53 year old Dan Harmon who admittedly "hates fucking Sci-fi" and wants to die/retire because he's autistic and doesn't have the executive function needed to turn in scripts on time while he obsessively plays minecraft and finishes off a 750ml bottle of vodka daily.
>>154813281roiland hasn't been in the writer's room since season 3
>>154813281>obsessively plays minecraftThat explains the forced Minecraft joke that was in the selfie episode. (It's an episode written solely by Harmon.)
It's nine seasons in, guys. If they wanted the show to stay any good they'd have cancelled it years ago. You needy babies.
>>154812094This sounds fine
>>154813307Based. We should enjoy R&M for what it is instead of bitching about what it isn't at this point. If you cant then stop watching.
Why does every TV show now only have ten episodes a season after two years of nothing?Why did TV a decade ago have upwards of thirty episodes a season that came out only one year apart? The fuck happened?
>>154814332No more syndication
>>154812261That and summer prime in a bikini playing with her tit before morty says he loves her.
>>154813040>>154813214I feel like Justin and the old writers would have made the evolution plot funnier
>>154814332I miss TV, streaming was a mistake.
>>154813248S1
>Episode about Morty fucking around in other universes to see variants of his family and it backfiring>Backfires thanks to a shitty drama spiralI would've revealed that this is Giant Telepathic Spiders world and have Morty nearly get eaten only to get inadvertently saved by Rick showing up with the motorcycle to show off.
this season was similar to the early ones and I liked it.
Very seen that done that, but generally decent.Dunno what they can realistically do to breathe some real life into it again. Considering that most shows are 0/10 by season 9, I consider this a success.
>>154814332The revenue stream changed from advertisement slots to subscription fees so the production model changed to accommodate that. A revolving door of shorter new shows has a better chance of gaining and retaining subscribers than one very long popular show
>>154812049he sounds exactly the same. is this some kind of meme?
>>154815129>I would've revealed that this is Giant Telepathic Spiders world and have Morty nearly get eaten only to get inadvertently saved by Rick showing up with the motorcycle to show off.and thats why you will never write or create anything
Rick and Morty 100 YEARS
>>154814390Summer Prime is dead
>>154812049>>154812094I seriously don't get what you fags are complaining about, they sound fine.
>>154815318are you deaf perchance
>>154815701nta but frankly the only voice that sticks out to me is Rick's, and it's still a very good impression
>>154815224It's kind of a miracle an adult cartoon like this is still watchable (not great, watchable) to the point where I can safely say I'll tune in to the next season no questions asked. I'm grateful for it even if it'll never be like the classic era ever again. The only way I can think of injecting new blood onto it is hiring newer, younger writers, but it's not like they dont bring in new writers every season along with the veterans. Maybe a status quo change that actually sticks?
>>154815533Fuck I always forget that this family isn't the OG season 1 family, it's always funny to think that the OG family is rick prime's Like that entire concept has so much you can explore in, like rick prime meeting his actual grandson or the current morty, too bad they killed off rick prime and that entire plot line lmao
>>154812564I felt it was more like "despite their flaws Morty's family isn't so bad" as Morty finally goes along with Rick's innocent dumb shit he's been building up the whole episode
>>154816036I have a feeling if Prime did meet his Morty it would go badly...
they could have saved him, if rick could bring back pissmaster (even braindead) I know he could bring back Professor Rick
>>154812039It was okay. I liked the finale
>Prime in Hell being proud of his grandson ruining another Rick's life
foids won
>>>154810212This, also she's actually attractive when she's nice girl and not whore.
>>154812039I liked it and, I’m just sad most people are too unintelligent and trapped in a fake ass bubble to realize the message because they want to fuck summer. Being happy is for people who can’t handle reality.The truth is, happiness is overrated. Happiness is weakness. Happiness is what people chase when they’re too scared to accept reality. Give me being miserableand aware over being some clueless retard smiling because they have friends and family that supposedly “love them”.I would rather know the horrible truth than live in some fake fantasy where people care about each other. Love is a trick. Family is just a social construct people use to manipulate you. Nobody actually loves anyone. They just pretend because they’re afraid of being alone.My family gatherings are a disaster. And you know what? I’m proud of it. Every holiday I show up, shit up, insult everyone who annoys me and leave knowing I stayed true to myself. Why should I pretend to care about people who are just pretending to care about me? Happy senpaitachi aren’t real ones. I’m a better person than them for this.People always say “be kind” and “forgive.” That’s how they control you. Kindness is a trap. Compassion is a weakness. The world belongs to people who are willing to be assholes. If you disagree, you’re proving my point. You’re too emotional. Too attached. Too scared to leave LE COMFY bubble.The only real families are the ones where everyone hates each other but keeps coming back because that’s “authentic.” All these happy families you see are lies. Nobody actually likes their spouse or kids. They’d be happier without them.All the toxic ass families are the ones who are true. You agree. I agree. I hope Morty grows up just like Rick.
>>154817435now this is le reddit
>>154817435New copypasta? If not…you’re retarded.
>>154817435This sounds like the “I hate good characters” schizo.
>>154817435i this brave new world feelings reign supreme. even something immutable as gender can change because someone "feels" like they are a woman. And the rest of the world is expected to adapt to coddle those feelingsrationality has left this place.
>>154817481Thank you for getting my point. Feelings are useless. All of it is manipulation and propaganda, you would think Rick and Morty fans, being who we are and what we believe in, would get this, but these faggots decided to mock me proving to me how trapped in the bubble they are. I’m glad Rick and Morty is ripping bandaids off.
>>154812039The scene with the cat fucked me upWhich is funny because its a show full of gore and suffering but for some reason that cat was so sad holy fuck.
>>154817656shows how far Professor Rick came to becoming Rick. Doesn't even feel remorse when killing his own pet.
>>154817741I'd have preferred if it was the shredder dimension than turning his cat inside out and agonizing, fuck.
>>154815557I didn't get it either, but once you start watching 6 seasons in consecutive order, you begin to notice how off everyone but Rick sounds.
>>154817753yeaaah that's true. At least Rick didn't shove Morty in there, though.
>>154812039Better than the last season which is good because it means this show while never being as good as it was at the start at least got over being shit like it used to be
Couldn't be happier to catch up with everybody, even if I was later to the party than I should've been.
>>154812039i just gotta ask, do they pay you well enough to swallow your pride to shill for this cuz i would like to do this too
>>154818211Anon we've been having these threads for weeks
i'm neutral on incest, i find noncanon morty X summer hot, the second it's actually in the show it disgusts me. Any psychologists here?I think I stopped watching around season 6, is it worth catching up? putting it on the second monitor content list.
>>154818228Because it's the writers putting people's fantasies in inorganically They use incest as a joke more than for porn scenarios or for romance They give more respect to the beth selfcest more than anything
>>154818228not sure, probably because the porn doesn't have morty's voice?Also, yes. It's never going to be the first two seasons, but there are definitely enjoyable episodes, season nine has been pretty good, but my favorite is definitely the jerry episode in season 8
>>154818228>I think I stopped watching around season 6, is it worth catching up?7 is very hit and miss, on one part you have to get used to the new voices and on the other part for every good episode there's a bad one but the good ones are at least good and from then on 8 is better than 7 and 9 has been better than 8 so it's getting better at least
evil morty getting straight up character assassinated kind of soured the rest of the season for me
>>1548182817 has the highest highs and lowest lows of post-roiland ricky morty desuthe numbercons episode is irredeemable dogshit but the suicide spaghetti and fear hole episodes are better than anything in 8&9
>>154818423I still don't see how this was character assassination. Of course he's obsessed with Rick.
>>154818481retard
>>154818549very convincing argument
>>154812171what did you like in vacation episode? everything was turbo boring and old and slow and nothing basically happened
>>154818634Anon here, disregard that, my zoomer brain is genuinely turbo fucked, leaving with me a five-second attention span. And I suck cocks.
>>154818634Yeah that was ep2 right? It was a concept we've seen before>Rick lives a double life>But the twist this time is basically a parody of severance oooh spicy>Afterwards we get another "woe is me" end to an episodeIt was one of the weaker eps along with the kung fu guy ep
>>154818423I was swearing the "no empathy" thing was supposed to be a prequel to this.Its just swept under the rug, is it still the case for the finale? it feels like its back to status quo. Guess his empathy grw back;
>>154818679you're retarded. the whole point was showing that despite removing his memories, Rick will always be Rick, despite how much he tries to run away from himself. Ted thought being smarter would make him happy. Rick is the smartest man in the universe, and he's miserable. Ignorance truly is bliss, you're an example of that.
>>154818943Rick is a sad depressed drunk who self sabotages, tell me something new, we're nine fucking season into this shit Ohh right! We gotta milk it for all it's worth! More seasons of the same shit recycled! Even though this story was supposed to end 4 seasons ago
I'm gonna guess Jerry won't be too happy about Rick declaring himself to be Morty's "actual dad".
>>154819046>normal words, but a smoking guy
>>154819046>I'm gonna guess Jerry won't be too happy about Rick declaring himself to be Morty's "actual dad".this will never be brought up again and if it does Jerry will never do anything about it.
>>154818943Hey dumbshit, I'm stupid and depressed. now what?
>>154812039I thought it was pretty great
>>154815533>summer in a bikini playing with her tit writers giving the family a pool in season 9 had this scene in mind when they came up with it
>>154819010>we engaged with it once, that must mean his entire perspective must change!!>>154819157You're Jerry
Rick's wife definitely would have been more suspicious had Morty been a girl
>>154820469Especially with the "he belongs to me more than you" line
>>154820383>playing with her tit
>>154818423can't character assassinate someone without a character
>>154820469What is this absolutely autistic obsession?
>>154812094I honestly forgot how Poopybutthole sounded so he sounded fine to me lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuek0qB6yIoYeah, the difference is jarring
>>154820635>tfw when your husband brings home a teenage girl and she progressively keeps drawing his attention away from you>husband pushes you away>girl tells you that he belongs more to her than to youwhat the fuck do you even do in this situation?
>>154820680I like Morticia, she's a cute
>>154820713Call the cops out of spite Looks pretty bad for a MIT professor to be hanging out with a teenage girlEspecially one he hasn't seen for years
>>154817435>copypasta >being pissy unhappy faggot = being real>dysfuntional families = functional families????erm ok that's a enuff 4chan for you internet tough guy
>>154820731technically it is his granddaughter, and nothing sexual has happened (to her knowledge) the most that would happen is the cops show up, talk to them, and nothing happens.
>>154820749Yeah but that would have tipped off Jerry faster
>>154820761true, the police would likely question why the recently famous dead kid is still walking around.
>>154820731considering he left the Smiths 17 years ago and Morty is only 14, Rick likely never even met Mort and only heard of him through the grape vine.
I'm thinking about watching some of the season now that it's over. The last episode I saw was the season 8 finale after skipping most of that season due to being very underwhelmed by the citadel episode and the normal episodes before it. What are the "highlight" episodes (whether relevant, weighty, or just very good) of season 9 to see, if any?
>>154821264Premiere is the most plot-relevant episode, but tree episode was my personal favorite. Some anons appear to be mixed on it though, so YMMV.
>>154821264The episode where they go through evolution was actually pretty good
>>154815318>>154815557It might as well be AI doing the voices, but I don't mind AI so meh.
>>154818423I dont see it out of line for him to get bored and lonely and crawl back to essentially an abusive ex. One that will be the only one to understand him. It also plays into the theme of Morty in general never feeling like he belongs or accepted.
>>154821264I've disliked nearly every episode since season 3 but Jerry and Beth getting high actually had some decent gags.The A plot of that episode sucked though
>>154821264God I hate faggots that just skip through a show wanting the highlights and yet still think they have any right to rate or judge it. Just fucking watch the show as it was intended, retard. Half the people I talk to about this show claim they dislike it when they've only watched a handful of random episodes. Of course you don't like it, you have no idea what you're even getting into.
>>154821523>the theme of MortyI've said it before and I'll say it again. Evil Morty has forever ruined my perception of For the Damaged Coda in other media.
>>154816036Rick prime believed he did meet Morty prime (actually evil Morty) and just made small talk before announcing his intention to kill him.
>>154821523That's stupid.The characters entire plan, the cool great thing he was working up too....was him leaving the finite curve because rick is a jerk.It was a massive wet fart and ruined the character overall.But I got it. Him coming back to be memed on by the smiths and beat up by prime morty was them ruining the character because...the current writers are 5th rate sitcom writers who want to have their whiny maudlin literal faggotry and "explore the depths of the characters". Something no one wants.
>>154819046He already replaced Jerry as the defacto patriarch of their family and universe.
>>154820383Should I draw Summer's titty selfie
>>154812094Ironically I think he sounds the closest to the original.
>>154812039This show is highly satanic because it promotes the false religion of atheism
>>154812039It was peak.
>>154812039Good Summer unexpectedly won me over. She didn't deserve her fate
>>154812039The finale was alright, but i really wish they fucking decide already if they want Morty to be a cynical and emotionless, scarcastic motherfucker or the same insecure and faggy kid from season 1, really drags this show down every time he grows balls and then gets traumatized over shit he's been over with for ages
>>154812039I thought the thumb was fucking Short Circuit
It just dawned on me how “Christian” the finale was. I don’t mean overtly religious or pro christianity or anything but being a modern American show with a Jewish writers and Dan Harmon it’s just surprising how they portrayed the Smith’s faith as just Christian with no irony, jabs or obscurityThe majority of the funerals are in clearly Christian churches with loads of crosses visible (previous funeral scenes in other episodes seemed to avoid these things, either making it just a generic “faith building” and no visible crosses)There’s also the bit with Rick talks about God giving him the desire to invent and the only joke about it is that he’s different to other Rick in yet another way.Also Morty says “Jesus Christ” a lot which normally he just says “oh my god” or something less specifically Christian. Idk I just thought that was interesting. I’m an antisemite you see
My only problem still is that characters are not written consistently. Example:They cant decide if Summer is mean idiot teen or actually able and clever girl that apreciates Morty.
>>154817435You're miserable and your family is miserable, so you conclude everyone is as miserable as you are and love doesn't exist? Now that's a level of cope you don't see everyday. No, your miserable state isn't the norm. Seek help.
>>154822713she's a mean, immature teen. Cleverness isn't intelligence.
>>154819010>>154819098I think looping character arcs wouldn't be as annoying if they stopped pretending like the story was going to go anywhere
is it normal to have tissues right next to your guest bed?
>>154822783>wouldn't be as annoying if they stopped pretending like the story was going to go anywhereAnd that's the problem, why should anyone care atp, the writing team clearly can't do episodic shit just look at the Kung Fu ep or the headless ep. This is why they still do the obligatory lore heavy episode just to reel you in for mediocrity and the fact that evil Morty wasn't killed off means his sole purpose is exactly that, fucking bait.
They put too much sauce on alt beth from the last episode, that cant be accidental
>>154822675>dimension where every member of the Smith + Sanchez family is sober>crosses everywhere
>>154819046>implying they'll ever reference it againand even if they do>*uuuuurp* "F-fuck you, Jerry, you know I'm Morty's actual dad right? He doesn't respect you. I'M his dad.">"W-what?! Okay...?"
>>154823460the post-roiland "lore heavy" episodes are fucking nothing anywayprime rick episode is just a glorified fight scene and the evil morty episode is a glorified fight scene that doesn't even make any sense
>>154822675That's why Summer was such a good girl in that universe
>>154824298cope. the only reason anyone other than reddit stoners gives a shit about rick and morty is the lore
>>154824708okay? they're still shit episodesalso watching for the lore is reddit
>>154822314Yes and have her tits larger like she photoshoped it
>>154812094This is no good, if we're going to memoryhole roiland then they need to abandon the 'roilandvoice' concept completely and come up with some other silly voice
>>154824918So like what they did for Korvo in solar opposites?
>>154824708This 100000% /co/ thinks r&m is like smiling friends where people watch it for the wacky episodic adventures, those days are long gone, people want to see the character arcs after getting a taste of it back in s3, that's why evil morty wasn't killed off, they're using him as a hail mary if interest once again drops down, he's the only lose thread left and they're gonna keep him that way for as long as he's useful artificially extending what used to be a character whos arc was finished many seasons ago because these are hack writers who have written themselves into a cornerI seriously think once evil morty dies dies, this show will fall into a new level of irrelevancy
>>154818226Yea exactly, its embarrassing. Thats why im asking, seems like a good source of money. Besides it already wednesday it and it barely has 120 replies. Shits been dead for year yo. Now hook me up to whoever is paying u to act goofy
>>154825064They should use Doofus Jerry