Thoughts on Bruce Banner's daughters?
He has daughters?
>>154814452Yes. Carmella Black and Lyra.
>>154814439That must be Lyra when not hulked out.
>>154814466It is.
They look like they sleep with a specific kind of man, if you know what I mean.
>>154814645Here are two guys Lyra liked.
>>154814778Wait is that Norman or Harry?
>>154814789Norman
>>154814645White men, we know
>>154814854OF COURSE IT IS
Marvel doesn't do stuff with hot girls anymore. Is that why they stopped hiring Van Lente?
>>154815060How would you know? You don't read comics.
Lyra's great.
>>154815133Textless JSC cover
>>154814789Have you ever known Harry to have any game whatsoever?
>Complains about white people, gets called Asian>Parents are Italian and American respectivelyMadripoor birth environment or the modifications that gave her lots of toxins and immunity must have really shaped her phenotype
>>154814778She ovulating.
>>154814439Has Carmella and Lyra met yet?
>>154815998I don't think so. Which is weird because Van Lente wrote each of them.
>>154815744When people are complaining about white culture they're specifically bagging on angloid suburban culture. They don't mean their little Italian grandma your grandpa called a wop and raped because he's a violent English chimp
>>154815655He had a son, didn't he? Two, if we count the one his clone had.
If (you), ANON, created a child for Hulk made from the loins of him and Betty, how would you write them and how would you create them? What are/is their powers/feats/personality/design?
>>154816759Remember when Joe slept with Red Harpy? That's when it happened.
>>154816851Eh. I dunno. Not much of a hulkreader. But I posted that wondering in part what other times Banner has had sex with her. And I think Banner has gotta have some reprieve and it being Joe who gets it is kinda lame. I do think him sleeping her does make sense considering that 80's PAD issue where they get along and Betty getting along with the more macho and confident Banner does make sense. But Banner reconciling more of himself and then having a kid seems a bit more interesting.
>>154816851Red She-Hulk was so much better than Red Harpy. But women aren't allowed to be hot anymore at Marvel.
>>154816890It happened in Immortal Hulk.
>>154816246Nah, I'm pretty sure it is just vestigial script elements since he didn't get around to making a "Nickel Ninja" or something to replace the intended father. Banner being the father was under Peter David.
>>154814778How'd the Osbornes get away with cornrolls as their hairstyle?
>>154817408It wasn't uncommon as a hairstyle back then. Look up Sheldon Leonard.
Isn't it funny how often hulk gets to bang?
>>154814854>>154814789Why is it that Norman has (undeserved) rizz yet his son Harry barely has enough to save his life? He did have a son but damn, being Harry is suffering
>>154817674Bad genes made him bitchmade. Probably from his mom's side.
>>154817674
>>154814439Dating Lyra would be fun. Carmella is hot but the poison makes dating her too dangerous.
>>154817066Yeah I know. Jesus. Anyway, yeah that's why I said "other times"
>>154816759>Betty and Bruce have a son who ends up with a personality remarkably similar to Bruce's father and Samuel Sterns. Very angry and extremely arrogant. Incredibly bright but he prefers sports and art over science and math. A bit vain and awfully thin.>Bruce struggles to connect with his son thanks to him sharing a resemblance to his nemesis and his abusive father, while Ross spends all his free time hanging out with his grandsonSorta resembles Elric in order to contrast with Skarr looking like Conan.
I really do wish writers remembered he has several children and they actually did something with them.Nothing big. Just a check in every once in a while. I hate how much of a deadbeat dad Banner is even though I know it makes sense as he's always on the run.
>>154817740Ha.
>>154816759>a child for Hulk made from the loins of him and BettyHow the fuck has this never happened?
>>154819156Nightmare said no
I think it would be interesting to see Black Widow/Hulk have a kid. Just to see how Natasha's superserum enchantment reacts with Gamma mutation.
>>154814457Why aren't their names alliterative?I'm not sure they're really his daughters.
>>154821265Well one is a GMO he wasn't involved in beyond providing genetic material for who had her mother's family name and raised under a different name, and the other artificial.
>>154818486I REALLY like that second one, reminds me of the nu-episode of king of the hill with Good Hank (but done much better and less topical)What color could his hulk form be?
>>154821448Ooh, it could lead to Him gaining a more pessimistic view, slipping into a maestro-like mindset.
>>154821448Nta who came up with the idea, but I think grey with some red powers like the Immortal Joe form later in that run would be nice. Skar already took the olive drab kind of green so having the son take after grey hulk and maybe be a more strict and harsh person who perhaps gets along with Ross is fitting with a grey color. Though eventually he has to side with Bruce and Betty with Betty being torn but yeah she likes Bruce more. Maybe he's thin or maybe he's more squat and wide.
>>154814439>>154814778Initially thought one of them were gonna be one of Jarella's daughters. I forget about Thundra.
>>154817674Harry can’t pull off the white guy cornrow hair style like his dad can.
>>154822107I'd imagine that due to his upbringing being relatively free of major trauma, his egos are hard to difference, though the hulk side of him would be more affectionate to his parents, but it could change >>154822084.I'd use a violet colored hulk with yellow accessories to fill in the color wheel.
Doesn't Hulk have a second son too?
>>154822200Hiro Kala died recently
>>154816928She did have a great design.
>>154822379In that shitass Imperial event What a ball of nothing that turned out to be
>>154814778wew
>>154823327Powering down the Hulk family was such a dumb decision.
>>154824907Agreed. Typically, I don't like making a group of superpowers characters surrounding one, but I think these ones worked pretty well and didn't always have to be there.
