>SUPERMAN: THE WEDDING ALBUM 30TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL>Written by DAN JURGENS, RAINBOW ROWELL, LOUISE SIMONSON and KARL KESELArt by DAN JURGENS, JERRY ORDWAY, CIAN TORMEY, JON BOGDANOVE, and TOM GRUMMETT>Cover by DAN JURGENS and JERRY ORDWAYVariant covers by STANLEY “ARTGERM” LAU and TERRY DODSONWraparound variant cover by JOSHUA MIDDLETONFoil variant cover by STANLEY “ARTGERM” LAU>Thirty years ago, the Man of Steel married the incomparable Lois Lane. After crawling his way back from death at the hands of Doomsday, revealing his greatest secret, and surviving a parade of nefarious wedding crashers, the couple lived happily ever after. Now, in honor of their anniversary, it’s up to their Super Son, Jon Kent, to plan a party for his parents with some unwanted help from the fifth dimension. Can he keep it a secret from them and their enemies hoping to strike while their guards are down?>Join the team behind the historical one-shot along with some exciting new additions for an unforgettable celebration of love and all things super!$6.99 US | 56 Pages | Variant $6.99 US (
As you can see Marvel fans unlike Marvel, DC does care deeply about it's characters which is why thi is being put out. Meanwhile you spider-man fans are left crying that the marriage is still gone untill today due to one more day.
>>154814568>rainbow RowellWon’t be buying this now.
>>154814568Awesome, can't wait for the Spider-Man marriage anniversary next.
>>154814568isn't their son a faggot
>>154814864Technically yes
>>154814612>DC cares a lot about their characters because...they're publishing a cashgrab anniversary specialLook forward to the 55th year anniversary special of Gwen Stacy's death, where Stormin Norman kills Spider-Gwen and thanks her for erasing the original Earth-616 Gwen from existence!
>>154814568They shouldn't be married. Morrison, Waid, Millar, and Peyer were right when they suggested to erase Clark's and Lois' marriage in their Superman 2000 pitch. It doesn't add anything positive to the character, just like letting Pa and Ma Kents stay alive.
>>154814568who is bro
>>154815016Faggot Jon Kent
>>154814963They had the wholesome nuclear family thing and a son...who wasn't a giant faggot aged up for brownie points.That was marketable to 99.9% of the fanbase and normies.The merch and kids show potential of the super sons thing alone was worth millions of dollars.
>>154814963Go away Quesada.
>>154814924Do not care for GG but can appreciate the writer/artist trolling they do with him and Gwen.
>>154814864Bisexual. Good thing Superman isn’t a homophobe like you.>>154815269Still wholesome. Jon may be queer but he’s not an emo degenerate with nose and cock rings, tattoos, and wearing cringe dresses.>>154815016that’s their son.
>>154814864He’s plowing a tranny now so moving in the right direction.
>>154815016That’s the Tomorrow Man from Superman Unlimited
>>154814864Yes
>>154814864meanwhile his son with Lex is straight and a chad
>>154814568Huh, is Gay Superman getting permanently demoted?
>>154815016thats aquaman anon
>>154815865He’s Tomorrow Man now.
>>154815555>Hes plowing a manNot sure how this is less gay
>>154815818Lex’s daughter is lesbian so it balances out.
>>154815948Every time he busts on dreamers hairy man ass jon sings Tomorrow Comes Today https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiNdcBg3xC8
>>154815992Jon is off of Dreamer now. She’s hanging around in space with Galaxy.Jon is about to pop off with Red Devil in New Titans
>>154814568Superman is for old farts and and out of touch liberals so pass.
>>154816040Lois Lane is republican though.
>>154816052And we must always protect this about her. The faggy writers want her to be some sort of liberal mouthpiece. She’d be megyn Kelly of the DCU.
>>154816293>>154816052A company of good writers would have understood by now that Lex being a good president, in conservative terms, and the country seeing prosperity causing Lois to defend his policies and presidency while still admitting he’s terrible would be far more compelling conflict than just making Lex Le evil and Le bad!
SEE THIS, SPIDEY? WE WANT THAT FOR YOU!
>>154816332I don’t want Spider-Man to have a gay son.
>>154816340He’ll have a lesbian daughter. Like Annie May Parker.
>>154814568>Rich Evans says how retarded Spider-man comics got and insults Quesada>Quesada SEETHES with rage pissing his pants, and announces he will write a OMD sequel>DC does thislol lmaoFuck you Joe Quesada
>>154816359No thanks
>>154814864Bendis!!
>>154816380Imagine getting mogged by Rich Evans of all people
>>154816039His double red dicks will penetrate Jon.
>>154815496>Do not care for GGYes they do care about her unlike Mary Jane which they don't give a shit about proof here as you can see they did undo Gwen's romance with Norman. Face facts they would rather have Peter be with Gwen then Mary jane that's why they shit on her so much.
Bump
>>154814568That's cool, can we correct the mistake of Superman's son being a fag?
>>154814612>the company that reboots every decade cares about its charactersel o el
>>154815512Kill yourselfSuperman's son taking it in the ass is disgraceful
>>154815984>Lex’s daughter is lesbian so it balances outWhy are all these fucking kids gay?
>>154817908DC policy is all legacy characters (especially the White ones) must be made gay/“bi”. Thankfully Damian Wayne is exempt (probably because of his Muslim heritage).
>>154817908Arianna Turturro, a transsexual, is the top editor in charge of DC Comics. Same person hired that transsexual for that Red Hood book that was cancelled.
>>154818196>DC policy is all legacy characters (especially the White ones) must be made gay/“bi”So far, Wally West, Cassandra Cain, Connor Kent, Dick Grayson, Roy Harper, Kyle Rayner, Jon Stewart, Stephanie Brown, Donna Troy, and Cassandra Sandmark are all safeBasically, 90s kids win (unless you liked Tim Drake lol)
>>154814568>Jon didn't invite Hal What the FUCK is his problem?
>>154818973>>154818973All the girls you mentioned should be bi.
>>154816648I've always been baffled how Mary Jane was apparently hypnotized by Mephisto to believe Sins Pasts events. But has no problem or even brings it up in her miniseries with him.Was it a different Mysterio?
>>154814568Caring about other people's weddings is bad enough, but fictional marriages? Who the FUCK cares about this shit?
>>154820751Well, why do you care about what other people care about? There's your answer.
>>154815016thats green lantern
>>154815016>>154821163That would be a funny call back for why Jon doesn't wonder where Hal is.
>>154814568Who is Rainbow Rowell? Is that a pseudonym?
>>15482175150-yo fujo
>>154814568Why does J'onn look pissed?
>>154814568Who belongs on this cover the least? Jaime? It's gotta be him. Little connection to Superman and he came around much much later.>Wally is there instead of BarryNice>No HalHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
>>154817908>Why are all these fucking kids gay?are you familiar with zoomers
>>154821919him or cass but cass has the "got invited on virtue of being his best friends daughter" excuse at least
>>154815818False, they made Kon a girl
>>154815555so he's still a faggot
>>154821919I kinda wanna say either Jaime, Cass or Carol (the Star Sapphire here is Carol, right?) cause I honestly can't remember how often they interacted with Superman. Though if we're going by this logic >>154822292 I guess Ted (who worked with Superman in the post-Giffen Justice League) could've got Jaime to come along with himI was pretty surprised they didn't go with adding Hawkgirl and Mr Terrific to this but at least it means they aren't trying to force a synergy. I'm pretty surprised Hal isn't there but Superman's worked with all three GLs on the team in the past
>>154821751She did the new runaways book were everything was lame and gay
>>154822833Do people still ship Cass with Superboy?
>>154814568what is diana's expression lmao
>>154814568I see this and it makes me really miss George Perez
>>154823560It should have been me…………..with Lois.
>>154818196>Thankfully Damian Wayne is exempt (probably because of his Muslim heritage).That's not the reason.
>>154814568Man, the fart book really did kill Harley overnight. There was a time she would have been in this lineup. They forced her into the group shot in Action 1000, and now she's been erased from all DC branding.
>>154821932>are you familiar with zoomersTouch grass, grandpa
>>154824605>the fart book really did kill Harley overnightNo it didn't. Her movie flopping is what fucked her.
>>154814864I thought they were trying to retcon him back into a kid or at least a 16 year old with that whole Reign of Superboy shit they were doing, not sure what the hell is going on now though
>>154824614No, she was still riding strong after that. That movie did next to zero damage, and anything that it could have done was instantly undone by the cartoon.
>>154816535I want rich doing a full dossier exposing his ass as the omd fags.
>>154822859Just one guy who remembers that one issue from 20 years ago
>>154819146Because Hal is off earth doing cool shit to save the universe.
>>154822859I refuse to believe Cass knows what kissing even is.
>>154814568>Green LanternsWhat the fuck, where's Hal?
>>154818973Only because other characters in their franchises became queer.>>Cassandra Cain Because Batwoman is lesbian>>Conner KentBecause Jon Kent is bi>>Dick GraysonBecause Tim Drake is bi>>Roy HarperBecause Connor Hawke is asexual>>Kyle RaynerBecause Alan Scott is now gay>>John StewartBecause Jo Mullein is bi>>Stephanie BrownBecause Harper Row is bi>>Donna Troy Because Diana, Hippolyta, Artemis, and Nubia are bisexual >>Cassie SandsmarkBecause Yara Flor is probably bisexual>>Wally WestBecause his best friend Pied Piper was gay first
>>154818196>>154824599Recent uses of Helena Wayne have made her queer though.
That Joshua Middleton's wraparound cover could easily become a top 5 Supes & Lois artwork ever.
>>154815512Being bisexual is degenerate by nature desu.
>>154824869>Helena WayneShe's a nobody from a bygone age. Damian's appeared outside of the comics and has his own show.
>>154817908So they can be invited to the gay beach of course.
>>154825075She’s still Batman’s daughter
