the true male spirit peaked with conan
>>154815104Kek, right for the jugular.
>>154815104>I'm insulted.Did a woman write this?Also, terrible art.
>>154815104This page always makes at least one Doomfag have a meltdown whenever it gets posted
Cohen > Conan
>>154815104Based Conan, almost as good as Daken
>>154815192Conan hails from a time where you either obeyed the laws of sacred hospitality or you die. By not eating with Conan, Doom is effectively saying "You're not worth sharing a meal with." He's well within his right to call out Doom's reluctance as directly insulting him as a person
>>154815448>call out Doom's reluctance as directly insulting him as a personNo, that's something a woman would do.
>>154815523Okay, hon.
>>154815104People forget that the next page doom does take his mask off
>>154815625I kinda wanna know if Conan has anything to say about it
>>154815104Conan's Marvel run was quite fun.
>>154815104The whole point of Conan is that cityfolk are full of shit.
>>154815559That too is a woman's response.
>>154815642He doesn't, he just pushes the turkey over too doom and discusses business The silence almost tells you that Conan understands why he wears the mask now and shows him respect because he can see why he would hide his face
>>154815663Faggot
>>154815663Apparently you see women everywhere. Except in your bed.
>>154815523You just a faggot and a negro.your death will improve the world we live in.
>>154815678That's you
>>154815666Huh, fair.
>>154815684>no, you.A faggot and a negro.
>>154815448How does that work though?Doom brought Conan to his homeThat's like getting mad at the host because he was wearing a hat during dinner
>>154815656That's pretty monkey-minded.
>>154815778Conan does have a bit of monkey mind
>>154815666I'm guessing that butler is dead as fuck
>>154815663
>>154815778It's a little more complex than that but>Barbarism is the natural state of mankind. Civilization is unnatural. It is a whim of circumstance. And barbarism must always ultimately triumph.Yeah, Howard's pretty clear.
>>154815809No he's fineThough he's not seen again in the comicSo maybe he is dead RIP Butler, came in at the worse time possible for Doom to prove someone wrong
>>154815823Was Howard of African descent?
>>154815862No he was born in texas
>>154815766Hospitality in the old days was all about equality. When someone enters your dwelling, you offer them food, wine, clothes, whatever in an effort to show them you welcome them and see them as equal to yourself, if only for a short time. Doom offering Conan a full spread was being a good host, but the rules Conan plays by says a good host treats his guest as he would treat himself. Doom just sitting there while his guest gorges himself is considered poor form, at the very least.
>>154815979Xenia.
>>154815979How is it poor form to not eat the food you cooked for someone else?He could just be not hungry
>>154815823>call himself Barbarian>gets pissy about table etiquette
>>154815999>How is it poor form to not eat the food you cooked for someone else?He just fucking explained that in the post you're replying to, can't you read?
>>154815666isn't the joke that his "wound" is so small people wouldn't even notice it?
>>154816026No he didn'tDoom is treating Conan how he would treat himselfGiving someone something to good to eat while discussing business There's nothing poor form in doing that or rude
>>154816035That was when he first got scarredThe hot metal mask made his whole face scarred so now he looks like a burn victim
>>154816011Yeah, this comic contradicts Howard's Conan.
>>154816035No, that's just the narrative that insanely autistic guy posted here and on /tv/ for years. I hated that retard. He infested any thread with a mention of Doom. It was his Sonic's hands/gloves.
>>154815999See >>154815991The Greeks codified an actual word for it but the same concept has held true across most cultures throughout history. Up until recently, the concept of travel was a huge undertaking. If you didnt have a horse, you had to walk hundred if not thousands of miles before you came across another spot of civilization, and even that was a coin flip if the people there wouldn't kill you on sight. The concept of "dont be a prick to someone who just needs a place to rest for the night" evolved out of a need to make it so we're not killing each other, to the point where it becomes almost a religious ritual. Break the norms of that ritual and you reap the consequences
>>154815999>How is it poor form to not eat the food you cooked for someone else?If you're socially inept enough to ask the question, you're likely too socially inept to understand the answer.
>>154816091Alright I googled Xenia and nothing in it's rules states that the host has to take their mask off during dinner or anything similar Nor has he threatened Conan
>>154816118That's a non answer showing you don't actually have a real answer to he question
>>154816118You can just say you don't know anonNo one will judge you
>>154816142NTA but what answer would actually satisfy you? Autists fundamentally don't understand social norms so explaining it to them is pointless.
>>154815999>How is it poor form to not eat the food you cooked for someone else?POISON
>>154816181Just answer why not eating food you made for someone else is considered rude It's a pretty simple thing to answer
>>154816181>Autist getting mad at other autistsLove to see it happen in threads
>>154816189Ok that's pretty reasonable
>>154816011>>154816072It's been a while since I cracked open a Conan book, but isn't one of Conan's defining features is that he's a gentleman? Contrary to the popularized idea of Conan among the public, Conan is shown to be quite civil and courteous. In the pre-Frazetta artwork featured in the pulps, Conan is illustrated as wearing different outfits and assimilating to the cultures he interacts with.That's kinda the whole irony with the barbarism vs civilization thing. "Civilization" is basically just lies on top of more lies whereas barbarism ends up being more honest and polite by comparison. I think people forget that REH grew up in rural Texas and had to deal with urban city slickers doing some pretty evil shit when he was growing up.
>>154816191Anon, do you normally feel comfortable eating while the guy sitting across from you stares at you like a block of wood? If you say yes then I assure you that you're the exception to the rule. >>154816255>Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.Yeah, to a point.>"Civilization" is basically just lies on top of more lies whereas barbarism ends up being more honest and polite by comparison. To that point it's in character for Conan to do away with the pretenses of civilization and that'd probably include most of the superfluous ettiquette shit.
>>154816191The aforementioned poison issue, for one. For another, if someone dropped a plate of spaghetti in front of you but absolutely refused to eat any of it themselves, would that not raise a red flag or two in your brain? Just on general principle?
>>154816309>>154816318Those were the answers I was looking forFormulate the scenario to seem menacing Was that so hard?
>>154816333And that, little newfags, is why you don't spoonfeed the retard of the day.
>>154816333>Was that so hard?It didn't seem necessary because most well adjusted people would understand this intuitively
>>154816344More like why you don't do around in circles instead of answering the question from the get goThen you flood the thread with condescending self importance
>>154816356Most well adjusted people would have just said "it's weird that the host isn't eating the food. It might be poisoned." Or the host is giving low quality food as an insult
>>154816132The mask bit was more Conan calling out Doom for all of his melodramatic horse shit that he spins to make himself a larger than life spectacle. The fact Doom actually takes off the mask and proceeds to eat with him shows that even Doom is aware of the lies he tells himself and can respect someone who has the balls to call him on it to his face.
>>154815656A lot of fans should really consider how REH's background as a Christian growing up in Rural Texas deeply informs a lot of Conan's themes. It's why he and Lovecraft got along so well.>lonely riches to rags urban nerd with daddy issues>working-class rural jock with daddy issuesCrom and Yog-Sogoth/Azathoth are basically just YHWH split in half if you think about it.It does tickle me that people dogpile Lovecraft for being racist when he grew out of most of his hatefulness as time passed but almost NO ONE talks about REH's crazy levels of racism. Lovecraft was more bigoted and paranoid than he was truly hateful. REH was saying shit that wouldn't be out of place on /pol/.
>>154816377Anon, normal people have a hard time articulating these things because it's understood innately, it's not usually something you have to learn like you apparently do
>>154816401You only articulated the idea that it was a social faux pas more than an threat one's own life You could have just said don't eat the food because it could be poisoned instead of showing how up your own ass you are
>>154816419You definitely come across as someone with asperger's.
>>154816255Based anti-nihilist Conan
>>154816384People have dogpiled on REH's racism as well just not as much because lovecraft is more integrated into pop culture
>>154816432And you come off as someone who tries to pretend they aren't autistic when they clearly were in the wrong
>>154816255This page annoys me. I don't dislike what's being sad but it being done through talking heads just ruins it. This needs to be big. and grand. He needs to be standing in a full page splash at minimum with the background roaring alongside him.
>>154816384>Lovecraft's cat named Nigger Man>REH's dog named Woman Chink
>>154816419>>154816432Girls girls you're both autists Can we move on now?
>>154816449Good lord take it on the chin and let it go, man.
>>154816461His dog's name was patch
>>154816475You're the only one who can't accept that you fucked up explaining and can't handle that I pointed that out Further showing how fragile your ego is
>>154816440There's only like ONE Conan story were the racism thing was kind of bad and it wasn't even a story REH published in his life time. And even that aside it's not considered one of the better stories.
>>154816489It's not just thatPeople don't remember most Conan storiesEven the Arnold movie is remembered for his performance alone
>>154816487Well now you're just projecting, and you've lost the plot entirely. If you're going to keep spinning in circles going "NUH UH" over and over then I'm just gonna accept your concession and call it a day.
Are there any Conan comics worth reading? Iirc the old Marvel comics were just adaptations of the original pulp novel stories, but are there any newer ones worth a look?
>>154816011Barbarian doesn't mean anarchist. Even savages still have notions of honor and respect, and a way in which things are supposed to be done.
Anyone hype?All I'll say is about fucking time.
>>154816567As long as he adapts the story faithfully it should be good.
>>154815654>Conan wearing a shirt Thanks, I hate it
>>154816567As long as he doesn't put too much humor in it Then it should be good
>>154816574I believe in Gendy, I think he'll even play Queen of The Black Coast straight with minimal if any changes for modern audiences
>>154816533>Are there any Conan comics worth readingMost of them in fact> Iirc the old Marvel comics were just adaptations of the original pulp novel storiesNot really. They told a lot of original stories in between those. Marvel Barbarian ran for like 275 issues and Savage Sword another 200 something. REH only wrote 20 odd Conan stories. There's a lot of pastiche. >but are there any newer ones worth a look?The Dark Horse run is really good although there's a dip in the middle but it picks back up. Marvel had the license again for a short while in 2019. It was alright. You can see why Zub got picked to be the main guy of the Titan book. Which has been really good. I would also STRONGLY recommend checking out the Ablaze Cimmerian comics. These were adaptations of the Howard stories but were good.
>>154816437I wish that REH hadn't killed himself so early. I think he would have loved learning about East Asian history and religion. Conan going on Wuxia and Xianxia adventures would be the most badass thing ever. Imagine all the fun back-and-forth between Conan and a Buddhist monk.
>>154816666>Conan fighting a samuraiMega Satan might be onto something.
>>154816666It's tragic. His work out put was insane. It's not just the Conan, Kull, Kan, Bran Mak stuff. He wrote an insane amount of stories. By the time he was thirty. I'm 42 and I haven't done shit.
>>154816666>Imagine all the fun back-and-forth between Conan and a Buddhist monk.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU4lYcN6zEY
>>154816567I unironically do not think that Gendy is the right man for the job on this. If he just uses this to do Primal again it will be a huge waste of the opportunity.
>>154816666How did REH research stuff for conan and his other stories? Do we know what encyclopedias he used?
>>154816691
>>154815999He doesn't claim to not be hungry. Just sits in his chair watching Conan eat, like a man who brought a stray dog home and is watching it gorge itself on kibble.
>>154816691>Conan-san, you should not kill if you can avoid it. >But if I do not tear out the roots of suffering, would the Dharma not be left vulnerable?>A fair point. I suppose by taking life, you are doing a service to both evildoers and their victims. The innocent shall live to see another day...and the wicked shall be cleansed of their karma in Hell. You would make quite the bodhisattva.>Perish the thought, my friend. I burn too brightly with love and life to be snuffed out>And yet the candle that burns brightest can lead one out of the burning house.>I suppose that is true.>>154816706REH was a huge history buff and an autodidact growing up.
>>154816595>As long as he doesn't put too much humor in itI feel like one of the things lacking in a lot of Conan stories is his sense of Gigantic Mirth.
>>154816035The real joke is he could fix his face whenever he wants to but craves the attention of the mask.
>>154816767Yeah, Conan's got a lot of dry wit to him. Plus there's times where things are just silly like the time some woman he rescued started hugging his leg out of gratitude and Conan just gets really embarassed and flustered.A lot of Conan stories are also just really funny based on the premise alone.>HANDS OF MY BITCHES, WIZARD(throws his sword and kills him)>TAKE THAT ELDRITCH SNAKE GOD(cuts his head off)>(runs away from a doomed city because there's no way he's gonna win)>the entirety of The Tower of the Elephant and the climax involving the evil wizard getting sucked into a gemstone and chased around by the alien elephant with a flaming swordHeavy metal? Yes. Goofy? Yes!
>>154816808I like the bit in Slithering Shadow where Conan is being chased by the entire fucking city, runs into some chick's bedroom just in time for her to come off her drug trip, scream and drop him down a trap door like a fucking looney tunes sketch.
>>154816808>"Crom and his devils!" he swore. "When the oceans drown the world, women will take time for jealousy. Devil take their conceit! Did I tell the Stygian to fall in love with me? After all, she was only human!"
>>154816035for conan it's more of a "sit down and look each other in the eyes like honorable men" kinda deal
>>154816035You're thinking of Char and his scar that could be mistaken for a brow wrinkle.
>>154816907And a general distrust of sorcerer types
>>154816923No he's right, it was a Jack Kirby idea. Here's Kirby's sketch of Doom with the minor scar.
>>154816860>>154816856I remember laughing while reading Tower of the Elephant>Conan meets a fellow warrior in the tower and the two become friends, agreeing to work together to get the riches>they split up, smash cut to the poor sucker immediately dead The distinction between horror and comedy is ultimately tone and attitude. It's why they go so well together like in TCM or Gremlins.
>>154816952Kirby really liked his pure evil, vain characters.
>>154816540That's the same with anarchy.
>>154817015yeah but conan's a king lol
>>154817025By his own hand
>>154817025Yeah, that's the key difference.
Did Conan ever make it back to his own time before Marvel's license ran out?
>>154817052Yes I thinkI remember Kang sent him back by force and he marked his sword with the words "This isn't over" which kang had in his collection
>>154816808Not an actual REH story but the pic >>154816533 posted is from a comic literally titled "Conan's Favorite Joke."That joke being the story's villain slipping and accidentally impaling himself on his own spear
>>154816011Barbarian just means "anyone from a foreign land and not from Greece". And then Rome also adopted it to distinguish foreigners and their funny, made up sounding languages. You could be an emperor of a vast nation, absolutely decadent and surrounded by a court of foppish nobles and eccentric scholars, and you'd still be a "barbarian" because you were not Greek.
>>154817068Their rivalry was great. It was fun while it lasted.
>>154815448What if he's simply not hungry?
>>154817204He could've said as much but didn't.
>>154816533I just open up Readcomic online (or whatever the new site is) and pick a random issue of Savage Sword. It's so comfy. I don't even know which stories go to which issues lol. I think Dark Horse Conan started out pretty good but I recall it falling off at some point. What I've read of the titan comics run was actually excellent.
>>154817216Conan could have asked. But he talks to win arguments, not to make points
>>154815409Well of course conan + mild toon logic > conan + peakcondition
>>154817253If you're not hungry you can just say so though
>>154817267Doom was clearly hungry. Conan was just inconsiderate and made everything about himself
>>154817246>I think Dark Horse Conan started out pretty good but I recall it falling off at some point.Two words. Brian Wood. Which is a shame because his run covered Queen of the Black Coast. Instead we get shit stories where Conan takes Belit home to meet his mom. It's dumb. It gets better when Wood leaves but man were those issues rough.
>>154817284How hungry would Doom be if he skipped breakfast that morning?
>>154815104Always nice seeing Doom get his shit pushed in in some way.
This whole quibbling over Conan and Doom's table etiquette feels like a fucking Seinfeld bit.
>>154816952Stan teased this in the FF letter column when he said "Have you wondered why nobody is repulsed when they see Doom's unmasked face? There is a reason for that."
>>154817310But Latverians don't skip breakfast in the morning. It is law
>>154817289Are the Kurt Busiek issues the best ones then? He wrote the Thoth Amon prequel comic which I really enjoyed.
>>154816451Western comics don't do that
>>154816693No
>>154817331>It's rude Jerry, completely rude!>He has a face scar George. I don't know about you but I don't know if I could eat seeing someone's half melted face in front of my carbonara.>It's the principal of the thing. He should have taken it off and eaten it as well.>What if he's not hungry?>Then he poison it!>Why would he poison the food of the person he's trying to get an amulet from?>Jerry he's Dr. Doom. Obviously he has an antidote to his own poison!>*Kramer bursts in*>Kramer, if you were having dinner with dr. doom do you think he would poison it?>Well that depends, am I mr. fantastic?>Why does that matter?>Because if I'm mr. fantastic is obvious he poisoned it even if he took a big bite out of my food as well>He wouldn't do that!>He's doctor doom Jerry not doctor forgiving! >Elaine, what do you think?>I don't have dinner with guys who wear capes or don't wear shirts
>>154816871>disregard wenches >aquire equines
>>154817388Conan is a true mlp fan
>>154817361Yeah. His stuff is great.
>>154817386Damn I was in the middle of my greentext and you beat me with a better one
>>154817386kek
>>154816510I don't think people remember most of Lovecraft's stories either. Anon says he's "integrated into pop culture", but have you EVER seen a faithful Lovecraft adaptation in any medium?
>>154817386Bravo, good sir>>154817394And like all hulking murder machine chads of the ancient world he would agree best girl is Rarity
>>154817512Most people who say they like Lovecraft just like to go OMG CTHULU! LOL! Bloodborne is cosmic horror right?
>>154816567I hope it has a good theme songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HT3cl4GJIDs
>>154816255>It's been a while since I cracked open a Conan book, but isn't one of Conan's defining features is that he's a gentleman?Well, no, not really. What you're thinking of is how he's more polite than urbanites because where he's from insults get your head bisected, which line comes up several times. He'll still knife a man in the dark.
>>154817597He's generally chivalrous in his way, he'll sacrifice treasure to save the damsel, he won't betray people unless they do so first, but if you talk shit you're gonna get hit. Or worse.
Anons where do I start with the Titan comics? Those are the most recent stories?
>>154815766It is good manners to remove your headwear upon entering a home.
>>154817516WrongConan knows that Ponka po is best >Conan what is best in life?>To remember their names, to plan their parties, and to hear the joy when the surprise party is sprung
>>154817616>Anons where do I start with the Titan comics?Issue 1.
>>154815766>>154817623Am I the only one who finds this to be a weird rule? Like, yeah hats dont really serve a purpose indoors, but why is it a faux pas to not take it off? The fuck does it matter?
>>154817666It's a hold over but that's just how it is. So take your hat off and shut up.
>>154817670If I take my hat off, God will be angry with me. Now who's the asshole, asshole?
>>154817597>He'll still knife a man in the dark.Sometimes that's just the reasonable thing to do. No shame in it.
>>154816011Well, yeah.He isn't a savage.
>>154817666Would you wear sunglasses indoors? It just makes you look like a freak. Or that you're leaving any second and can't be bothered to disrobe. And since hats are out of fashion anyway wearers can't pull off being picky about which specific trends they want to be retro hipster about.
>>154817666Weirdest part is that women are allowed to wear hats insideEvery sunday church morning I never understood why women can wear their floofy hats just because they're stylish
>>154817703>If I take my hat off, God will be angry with meJEW
>>154817910The bible specifically commands men to pray with their heads uncovered and women to cover their heads while praying. I can only assume Paul got really horny over hair, like the muslims with hijab.On a more practical level, historically men's hats are more of a take-it-or-leave-it thing, a fancy woman having to take her hat off could ruin her whole chic.
>>154815192In a lot of countries, if you sit down for a meal, it is expected that those who accompany you are also to share in that meal.
>>154818120I first encountered this on /ck/. An anon asking for advice apparently thought it would be romantic to buy his date a super expensive steak and, to recoup some of the cost, eat only a soup appetiser himself. That it would show he was a selfless partner or some shit, rather than being incredibly awkward. It was a brand new flavour of autism for me, the world is full of wonders.
>>154816035>>154816078It was, in all sense of the word, a fixable thing but not the smallest of wounds (At least according to the Byrne era)
>>154818422What a fucking idiot.
>>154815409>CohenJewish.
>>154818440If he wasn't an idiot he wouldn't be out fighting Superman or the Shadow and you wouldn't have your precious televisual dramas.
>>154818234Well see I understand that logic but it would make me feel self conscious. I don't like people going so far out of the way for me.
>>154818611Yeah no shit, that's the normal response.
>>154818120Cultural expectation is one thing. Airing out grievances unprompted is another.
>>154818758Airing out grievances unprompted is masculine. Silent venomous disapproval is feminine. That Anon has it backwards.
>>154815192yeah that's not something Conan would feel insulted by
>>154818952Both of those are feminine.
>>154818983You can bitch about women as much as you like but at least try to not be completely oxymoronic.
>>154815625Savage Avengers is a fantastic run for this and that page with Widow and Elekra
>>154816035That's Kirby's takein FF 200 it's explained he burned his fucking face off by putting the mask on while it was still red hotI like the Kirby nose scar thing better though
>>154819039There's no oxymoron here.
>>154818952You're arguing with a troll, he's not interested in actual discussion. Just prolonging the (you) chain. Quit feeding him.
>>154819093Whatever you say. Them women, always vocally airing complaints while also staying silent. I don't know how they manage it, but they're tricky bitches and you seem like a well-informed guy when it comes to the fairer sex.
>>154819134Well, yeah. You think I come to 4chan for reasoned discussions in good faith? Nice bonus if you can get them, but I'm here to catfight.
>>154819093There’s you
>>154817666Think about when in your daily life you leave a hat on while going indoors >I'm not going to be here long so idgaf Then imagine you had a sense of propriety
>>154819172Very well. Call him a nigger for me.
>>154816419>Zoomies so generationally fucked they don't consider meals a social ritual >Utterly alien concept that breaking bread has deeper meaning than consooming your doordash You know how people older than you don't consider gormlessly staring at them the proper response to hello? It's that.
>>154819345It's kind of sad we even have to have this conversation. I don't get why these people will hyper fixate on the most banal aspects of a scene and somehow completely miss the grander point.
>>154815104>the true male spirit peaked with conanif that were true, then how come his author killled himself?
>>154816727Considing how smart Doctor Doom is supposed to beOne could assume he did this on purposes knowing Conan would ask.
>>154819345>>154819412We already went over thisIt was two autists fighting over sentence structuring No need to continue it and reawaken them
>>154816688He wrote 5,000 words a day at one point. Dude was a maniac
>>154821338That's only like 5 hours of writing if you're in the zone.
>>154815625it proves doom is a big enough man but he still lost that social back and forth because the savage barbarian cut straight through him in 2 dozen words
>>154816011The barbarian's sense of honor is purer than that of the civilized man's. It is less complex but that allows it to be far more direct when it comes to determining, and rectifying, interactions. A man who won't share a meal with you at a dinner table is one who is not to be trusted, one who is not your friend and holds no pretenses of such.Regardless the point of Conan is that he's skilled enough to walk in both worlds, he fully enjoys the positives of civilized society he's just still brutish enough to fuck off innawoods whenever it starts getting too bullshit for him.
>>154816384>REH was saying shit that wouldn't be out of place on /pol/.I did not enjoy part of the one solomon kane story where he starts going on about how it was his white traits that seized the day and not just how Solomon Kane is a hard fucking man and a sliver of God's wrath made manifest
>>154815104>the true male spirit peaked with conanmaybe but definitely not with Marvel Conan
>>154815104The chad move here was to take off the mask, conan wasn't going to care he's seen worse.
>>154822006You go write for five hours straight. MULTIPLE times.
>>154816567All I want is OG Samurai Jack but Conan>little dialogue>action>quiet moments>beautiful artistry>going from adventure to adventure
>>154822858Conan as a series isn't really dialogue light.
>>154817580Bloodborne is honestly closer to the average Lovecraft story than most other actual adaptations, in that 90% of the plot is just men fucking around with things they shouldn't, and the other 10% is unknowable shit watching from a distance.
Speaking of dialogue, it does raise the question. Who should voice Conan. Ron Pearlman voiced him a few times and I kind of read him in that way a good bit of the time. I haven't watched the old cartoon in a long time so I sort of forget how he sounded there. He needs to sound deep and rough but also able to be eloquent when needed.
>>154819479Fag
>>154815999It's about being equals. By declining to eat at the same table, Doom is projecting that Conan is barely different from the average Latverian serf. Conan doesn't want to negotiate with someone who sees him as lesser, and he's dealt with far too many pompous nobles and wizards who can't back their shit up.So by eating together and sharing a meal, they're silently agreeing on a baseline level of respect, and not to bullshit one another over issues of class.
>>154819172Faggot
>>154816363>Then you flood the thread with condescending self importanceThat was you from the start, but it's clear why you don't get that, you clearly have crippling autism, a literal retard.
>>154822937I assume Spear's VA would.
>>154818971Yes he would it's a severe insult to refuse to share in a meal with guests.The word companion has roots in latin meaning "with bread".
>>154815192You're such a pussy
>>154816132You fucking retard
>>154816255Do the Strange, Doom, Conan now.Man I loved that era.
>>154817262He's Conan + decades of experience. Think about it: he lived to old age in the world's most dangerous profession.>>154818479His full name is Ghenghiz Cohen.
>>154818983So then what's masculine?
>>154823795Bottling your emotions up and letting them fester in silence until you snap and shoot up your workplace.
>>154817386This shit is what brings me back to /co/
>>154816784Remember that time he destroyed an Earth that lived in true harmony just because their version of Doom fixed his face because he thought the mask was stupid?
>>154815676Nani? >Runs to /lgbt/ and starts masturbating.
>>154816706He used his local library in High Plains for his research.The entire reason Conan and the Hyborian Age exist is because he ran out of research material to make faithful historical fiction
>>154815979>When someone enters your dwelling, you offer them food, wine, clothes, whateverIn some places that included their women.>t. /his/
>>154816440He wrote a lot more than just Conan, read some of his horror stuff where he gets pretty spicyhttps://howardworks.com/namelesscults.html is a pretty decent compilation (as in it's the one i own)
>>154815104You’ve never even kissed a girl, what do you know of being a man?
>>154823806Reminded me of this classic
>>154816381As opposed to the barbarian who makes a conscious point about being better than city slickers because he's not polite. And trying to win debates over dinner. Conan's a bitch
>>154816255Barbarian is just another word for foreigner
