>Marvel snoops around /co/ for ideas like they do Reddit.>They see the dedicated board schizos and think this is a consistent opinion and what people want.>Write it down for future use.What happens?
>>154821901Probably something related to Gwen Stacy
>>154821901Stories become interesting again but remain unreadable garbage. Just the kind of fascinating train wreck you can’t look away from rather than the boring nothingness they are now
>>154821927So basically Marville but more schizo and edgy?
They do the exact opposite of what schizos suggest because they think angry fans lead to sales.
>>154821901If they actually did that, Peter and MJ would probably be married a-
>>154821901They see me, actuallygoodwritingschizo and decide to make actually good writing. Yes it's me, I am the combined conciousness of the past 20 years of every single Spider-Man's frustration over OMD, manifest. And I have focused all that rage singularly into one point. This reply. When Quesada wakes up, he will feel the psychic fury transmitted from this and Quesada's brain is going explode akin to Kenshiro's technique from Fist of the North Star. After this occurs, the attack transfers over to the next most culpable person of the OMD/BND crew who contributed to the decline of Spider-Man.
>Paul and Gwen mysteriously revived>Paul is a pedophile now >Loki is put over all other characters and given the special treatment>More unnecessary Hulk appearances >Sue constantly cheats on and cucks Reed, who loves it
Paul is confronted for being the gaslighting rapist he is, also becomes a polish pedo for some reason.Peter enters into a quad with Felicia, MJ and Johnny.Mysterio has been fucking everyone in a wig for the past twenty years.Mephisto was Mary Jane for the Wells run, dating Mysterio.
>>154821901They listen to the half a dozen Carolfags and start pushing Carol hard. Oh wait...
>>154821901Total reboot of marvel centtering around undoing OMDGwen Stacey was never peter parkers girlfriend and is now spidergwen with IP friendly costumeMiles is a teen mutate with spider adjacent powers. Gwen's dead father Captain Stacey, was Miles's fathers ex-partner. That's how they know each other. Both are students of his from the local highschool that he tutors.All other spider people are erased except julia carpenter spiderwoman who becomees madame web. Venom is eddie brock. All other versions including the creepy son are erased. Symbiotes are a horrifying lovecraftian hive mind entity planetoid the size of saturn in a corner of the galaxy that is constantly patrolled by multiple shi-ar tier galactic empires organizations and groups. Xmen go back to being humans with a mutant gene and continues with it's PR campaign/fight against the celestial empowered demigod anti Apocalypse and Sinister. The xmansion is where mutants and superhuman children go to learn how to control their powers. Magneto is unironically evil and delusional. Noble villain dindu nuffin bullshit is erased. Also become the civil rights/adolescence/outsider thing it's always been.The avengers are now cap, ironman, thor, dr.banner, science adventurer hank pym, and vandyne the wasp. Everyone else are just temporary or part of the west coast avengers. Will give Morrison and hickman a pound of acid and a small hill of coke and let them go on a "fear and loathing in los vegas" style road trip so they can iron out the cosmic and magic side of the universe respectively.
not even ten posts in and OMD got mentioned twicethis board is fucking obsessed
>>154821901well when they were doing that 20 years ago we got the good years of the MCU but uh/co/ is just you and me now, schizo, Joe Q left years ago
>>154822654Also, Wanda and Pietro are Magneto's kids again.
>>154822668>why are they still talking about their dog I run over with my car>and by dog I mean son, and by run over I mean repeatedly
>>154822668Anon, OMD is widely considered the single worst decision in american media history. Not just comic history. It's the single most unbelievably fucking retarded and objectively wrong decision in the comics ever. EVER. It's rendered every single spiderman and spiderman adjacent comic for the last near quarter century apocrypha and is killing not just marvel but comics. This was a bad thing.
>>154822788It's been fun ever since then seeing the excuses and rationalizations for it trickle to a grim silence.Even those who defended the decision, if not the execution, have got absolutely nothing to show for it. There is a vacuous hole sucking everything in, the youth are allergic to the product they made as they are actively buying their biggest competitors product. Or buying into a different interpretation of the character in other adaptations.
>>154822788>Anon, OMD is widely considered the single worst decision in american media history. Not just comic history.by god why did this forum have to be the last bunker for these retardsget out of your echo chamber, its been 20 years. quite literally nobody cares at this point. an entire generation passed you by and some werent even born for omd.
>>154821901Their fans continue on as normal like the cattle they are.
>>154822880It's a wonder industry shills bother coming to a dead board.Nobody young is buying ASM or like OMD, everyone who asks where Mary Jane is in the comics hears about it, it's normie repellant.
>>154822805This wasn't about youth.This was the old who hated their lives angry that they weren't young and that they weren't the rockstars and eternally handsome young men getting all of the pussy that they wrote about. It's fucking pathetic. At least when "WHORES" himself had his midlife crisis he wrote The Dark Knight Returns.With spiderman, they spit in the face of the readers and told them fuck you grow up comic book losers before burning it all down. I remember the issue, like a hazy ptsd memory. And I can sort of see it as the comic that every comic creator makes occasionally. The "It's a comic for children and adolescents not real life it's time to move on or at least live real life" kind of thing. An intervenion and a stern message given from someone who knows the audience. But ultimately it's not. It's just...bad.I don't get it. Why? >>154822880You're bubbles on reddit and twitter is not reality anon. Everyone hates it and the people who never cared but hear about it second hand hate it immediately. You are out of touch with reality. Spiderman selling his marriage and his unborn daughter too satan to pull his long suffering 90 year old aunt from heaven(and in marvel heaven is real spiderman frequently talked to god) to live on earth?What's not to love. But you are right. No one cares anymore. And that's the problem. No one cares about comic spiderman. Worse, I think the damage is done. It's terminal.
>>154822887Degenerate comic collectors and dying comic stores who depend on the big two? Yeah.
Where's the bubble or bunker where OMD is liked?Outside the Spoffice I mean? Seriously where?
>>154822880>get out of your echo chamber, its been 20 years.As far as I'm concerned, you have no leg to stand on telling people to get over it, fanboy
Whoever had the idea to turn Peni Parker into a Kawaii anime girl definitely got it from here
>>154822957The other office at Marvel
