Bump if you're reading.
And that's it. If you liked this, support your LCS or whatever.
>>154822404Cute cat.Whilst I appreciate the effort OP, I'm not reading reheated Slott slop for a failed tie-in event banking on era's nostalgia we don't have.
I mean, it's not bad, but also, I don't need a five mini-series on this idea. 3 would have been fine. As it is, it's just another movie tie-in with Spider-Man and Punisher. How many are there? 3? This, Hickman's, and one that hasn't come out yet?
>>154822558>SSM: BND>Spider-Man: Long Way Home>Punisher vs. Spider-Man>Spider-Man/Hulk: Fire and Brimstone>Infernal Hulk vs. Spider-Man (incidentally)
>No Michele0/10 issue
>>154822203I just don't see what's so different about the current status quo that we need to go back to this one like it has any significant difference. Like if this was a PRE-OMD Alt universe it might mean something. Of course then marvel would have a Pete MJ book that would sell well and for some reason we can't have that.
>>154822768There is effectively nothing different. We haven't advanced anon. The point of OMD is to freeze everything, nothing has weight or stakes anymore.So some nostalgic trip to shortly after OMIT means nothing, this is reheated reheated reheated couch food.
>>154822247How does Spider-Man keep a secret identity if his eyes, mouth, and hair get exposed all the time?
>>154822299>DiamondbackGuess it's just being ignored that he was dead from '72 to 2017.
>>154823033If you come back afterwards, you are allowed to show up freely in flashbacks.
>>154822972Why has Peter kept his secret from Aunt May, knowing she found out before and it was no problem?
>>154823080Because she isn't actually his aunt. He subconsciously rejects her, but is desperate for her love.
>>154822972>here are your glasses, Clark
>>154823080Because Marvel is idiots. She has found out MULTIPLE times and it was always to the benefit of the book.
>>154823419But it wasn't like that before the BND bros turned middle-aged, and so we must be dragged kicking and screaming through the longest looniest office midlife crisis.
>>154822203>>154822216Why do we have like, at least 3 Spidey v Punisher stories right now
>>154823531movie
>>154823152I mean, she is his aunt, but they aren’t blood related
>>154823531Synergy!The comics are led by the nose by adaptations now. It's become a snake that eats itself.
>>154822256>Gets around the voice thing by saying that his mask muffles his voice>No mouth cover to speak of here, and Robbie doesn't recognise the obviousWhen are they gonna stop playing coy with this shit? It's been 60 years just say Robbie knows
>>154822247>>154822252Why does Slott write him so fucking feeble and incompetent every fight
>>154823624Not creative with powers or powerlevels of villains or Spidey, so he is always as challenged as the plot needs him to be.
>>154823624You know how Superior Spider-Man required everyone to lose most of their IQ for the story to work? It's probably the same answer.
>>154822738based michellefag
>>154822203Anyone even buying Slott's slop?
>>154823531Marvel had two synergy books in mind but Slott came with his fat ass into their office and pitched the super synergy book that uses the movie's title. They clapped (he says)
>>154822203Didn't comics used to have dates on them? I can't find a single one.
>>154823547>>154823611>>154823715Ah shit I completely forgot. I already pushed the movies so far out of mind that one coming out this week completely snuck up on me, and evidently I had completely forgotten almost all of the details.What a load of ass.
Marvel really didn't need to publish this
>>154822972because his eye color and hair style changes all the time so who would know it's him
>>154823619Could just be doing a Batman thing where he lowers his voice an octave or 2 and sounds off just enough for people to not question it
>>154822583You'd think that Marvel would realize that you're cannibalizing your own potential sales audience by flooding the zone like this
>>154822259Did Slott forget that the "Mighty Avengers" sponsored by SHIELD and Stark were the actual avengers at this point?Ofcourse he did, because he's retarded after all
>>154824014Well this is where an editor whose one fucking job it is to know the continuity would step in and let Slott know.You know. Lowe.Our editor.Just be relieved they got the names right.
>>154824166Slott was writing ASM at the time, he should know considering how smug he's about knowing the continuity.
>>154824464Continuity stops mattering the moment he wants something to happen.
