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>>154825223Let's see how bad this event turns out to be
>>154825225It can't be worse than Death Spiral.
>knull shit and continued pasta being thrown at the wall in place of MJ's characterJust need to hold out these filler arcs until the new EIC.Then we can get disappointed in a whole new way.When will we be FINALLY in the clear of BND staffers?
>>154825216Here for Carol
>>154825242We can have more Paul apologetics during Ewings nonpology for the Wells arc.
>>154825242That was technically a crossover, not an event, since it didn't really mainline series like Queen in Black or Venom War did.Ewing's writing was hardly the worst thing about Death Spiral anyway
>>154825264Death Spiral managed to highlight all the problems of Ewings ANV in one mercifully short event.Someone, anyone, please rescue our girl from this office. She's treated better in literally every other adaptation.
>an entire massive event just to slurp on Eddie Brock's overrated nutsWhy is life so hard for Spider-Man fans?
>>154825249When they’re all dead
>>154825273So is Dylan pretending to be Rick here?
>>154825253These mother fuckers need to learn that invading the Earth never goes well.
>>154825307Sorry, when is this supposed to be happening? In both his ongoing and in Armageddon Cap is still in a coma.
>>154825273>best>smartest>bravestWhat MJ have you been around recently Peter? Slott mocked her intelligence. Ewing highlighted her her tendency to run. Wells mocked her in general.They are making appeals to an MJ they never write, the vestigial ghost that could tell Peter apart from imposters at a glance and knock villains out with a bat.
>>154825288When did Johnny buy the mansion?
>>154825317Bill remembers Thor? That's new.
>>154825354It's set before Armageddon, Logan is still wearing the yellow and blue outfit>>154825367Uncanny Avengers
>>154825329So Bill remembers Thor and the Norse stuff but not Hercules?
>>154825360Well, I guess Nova didn't job here, which is nice
>>154825439Well fuck Giza I guess
>>154825484This is fun so far, very silly though
Where's Carol during this fight with Kreebiotes??>>154825433I also like Earth's Mightiest Heroes, Ewing
>>154825524So has any book bothered to explain why Beta Ray Bill has a Stormbreaker now?
What's the best superhero event comic?I'm just trying to get my head around the appeal, this just reads like an absolute wall of noise, energy beams and cameos. Is there a way this gets done right?
>>154825323>maybe she's an inhuman royalCarol please that has never happened
>>154825402what the hell is Black Cat going to do against a symbiote army?Where's a sonic blaster or something? A cat suit... bad luck? That won't cut it.
>>154825223bump
>>154825417Oh just bang each other already, Felicia.
This is so fucking boring holy shit
>>154825571Yeah I was wondering the entire time what the fuck a catburgler with bad luck powers is going to do against an invading army, unless her bad luck powers have had a serious upgrade again she's just here for a cameo.
>>154825589>>154825595Oh look Bill finally did something across all these books he cameoed in;Job
>>154825329My HERO!!
>>154825596Clearly it's just to give her and MJ more Will they won't they energy. Marvel needs to just have them get together already and stop teasing it since they won't put either of them with Peter.
Stop quipping without a care. This is different from gallows humour or laughing in the face of death, this is so much reference smugness.Do they want the threat to be real?
>>154825356Motherfucker.
>>154825613I'm sure he will be back by the end of the event
>>154825402So after all that, you just revert back to fat venom in battle?
>>154825616It would set the fanbase against itself rather than united against a mutually loathed office, I can see them doing it.Of course this paves the way for the post BND new regime to just give Peter a throuple, so fuck let it happen.
>>154825433>EMHKINO.
>>154825245>literallythat adds nothing
>>154825644this book is happening concurrently with the current Mortal Thor Issue>>154824973
>>154825484Kek.
How many symbiote invasions of earth have there been in the last 5 years?
>>154825639They don't believe in the female form beyond pin ups anon.
>>154825424Isn't this ripped off Revenge of the Fallen?
>>154825613KWAB.
>>154825665>Planet of the Symbiotes>Doom's Symbiote WMD>Carnage taking over that town>Minimum Carnage>King in Black>Queen in BlackI'm probably missing a bunch but thanks to the sliding timeline this all probably happened in the last two years in Universe.
>>154825718So these events occurred during one World under Doom?
>>154825613Is this supposed to be a surprising outcome
>>154825745Was this the guy who was Thor in the 90s that Donny Cates killed off-screen in his run?
>>154825745Who?
And that's it. If you liked these, support your LCS or whatever.
>>154825769I guess he can show up in Captain America now
The Armageddon team must be seething that this event that's going on at the same time is so much better.
>>154825519Could they really not find one other lightforce user?
>>154825376>>154825409I imagine either Odin, Loki or both of them have something to do with this. Like the world needed a thunder god and Bill was the best canditate for the role.
>>154825793And I'm guessing Baldaur will be saved by Sigurd in the Thor book
>>154825621So they're definitely gonna end up alternating Marvel Rivals style by the end of this.
>>154825812There's a current event worse than this? Holy shit.
>>154825843Yeah, Armageddon by Zdarsky, im not sure i would call it worse than this, but it is more boring and does much more tired plot points like the Evil Superman and the superheroes are criminals plot
>>154825820There aren't that many. The Darkforce only has a few known users and most of them aren't nearly as powerful as Cloak and Darkstar. Lightforce users are even rarer.
This was a wall of noise, references, obnoxious jokes undercutting stakes Whedon style and high concepts given only a couple of panels to explore.I don't think event comics are for me.That said thanks for your efforts in story-timing OP.
>>154825642I want MJ to be with Peter but honestly, I woundn't mind her with Felicia. It's kind of a natural progression for the two. From blatant enemies to lovers.
>>154825444God that's the most Team America shit I've ever seen
>>154825571She's only here because she was recently added to Marvel Rivals
SEX with Hela Karnilla Photon Dagger and Scarlet Witch
>>154825275SO Flash an MJ get to play concerned parents, but not Peter and MJ. FUCK YOU MARVEL
>>154825323Out of loop here. So what, everyone now forgot that Norse gods existed? Not even as a fiction?
>>154825458Of course, he's a Cable fan. Anyway, I like getting some Bill and Nova.
>>154826022Yes, basically.
>>154825350surely a three hundred twenty fifth attempt will do the trick
>>154825441>gets no sold despite being at 300%, fries his own power reserves in the process and fucks off to not get vaporizedthat seems like a job to me
>>154825639> fat venomthat's fat? body dysmorphia is a real issue, go talk to your local shrink immediately, anon
>>154825820>>154825862I don't think Lightforce is even a thing, the Light team seems to just be people with bright and shiny powers. As far as light-based powers go they could have drafted Invisible Woman and/or Human Torch here too, maybe Dazzler, or even fucking Living Laser if the stakes are high enough for villains to join the common clause