Is it possible to live by these rules?
>>154834232/v/ already follows all of those
>>154834232>no funThe people who hate "metaposting" sure as fuck do.
>>154834232Germans seem to get on fine
why was eggman always portrayed as a bumbing retard in the early cartoons, it doesn't make sense for a super genius to be a retarded faggot
>>154834369Elon Musk seems to manage.
>>154834411Barely.
If you think about it Gert for the most part did.
>>154834422Has ANYONE ever used Homer as an insult or adjective?
>>154834232Depends on how long you want to live
>>154834501No, it’s a work of fiction, a made-up story.
>>154834244and /a/
>>154834626and /co/
>>154834657And /fit/ and /lit/, let's be honest.
>>154834232Yes, because everyone is going to live by those rules in the future. We will destroy everything good in the world.
>>154834232Yes. It's the lifestyle of a true Stoic:>no laughingRestraint on ones emotions is integral to make reasonable decisions and insights>no exerciseCommiting time to physical action for the sake of physical action is waste of precious time, with a restraint you shouldn't need to exert physical activity to stay sound in body>no singingUnless you seek to distract or intrude in ok others around you, singing is an outburst of emotional expression that is not necessary>no friendsYou already have peers and family>no plantsDevoting time to the domestication of a plant and not already appreciating the world around you is foolish, the enviroment is destined to always change and evolve since the beggining of time>no petsAn investment of time which is more precious than the sunken cost of keeping a pet, you have the universe around you to explore and understand>no musicSee no singing>no funYour mind can be excersised in more productive ways>no booksObserve and listen, oral tradition is not a impossible method of infomational exchange and tablets are a more reliable method of conserving infomation>no healthy foodYou're going to die someday anyway and food is only unhealthy if you use it in an unhealthy way, use every calorie to the letter and you should be fineIvo is true a genius ahead of his time.
>>154834704Who is "we"
>>154834789sounds like a life that isn't worth living
>>154834232>didn't forbid sex and vidyaSold!
>>154834876The faithful servants of Lord Moloch, the insane demon god who hates everything good. He created humanity for the sole purpose of punishing us for being created. We exist only to suffer for His amusement.
>>154834932>no fun
>>154834932>no exercise
>>154834952>implying i have fun playing video games
>>154835678fair point
>>154834232This is how America is right now.
>>154834789>Restraint on ones emotions is integral to make reasonable decisions and insightsbeing a joyless faggot isn't restraining emotions is just being a cunt
>>154834944Fag
>>154835812Not even close
>>154835872meant for >>154835815
>>154835844Embrace cruelty for cruelty's sake.
>>154834422>>154834510Shut up you stupid homersexual.
>>154834465>You're not sendin that letter to Dolemite are you??
I failed the music rule
>>154834369AoStH Robotnik may be autistic.
>>154834789This isn't stoicism. This is depression.
>>154834232Hmm, the rules seem to allow delicious non-healthy food, but would enjoy that count as fun?
>>154836369>ProsEnjoys an edgy joke.Uses correct grammar.>ConsShitposts on 4chan.Possible Homer-sexual.
>>154834501No, which is a shame; it's a perfectly cromulent word.
>>154834501Shut up hoomer
>>154834244>no complaining about my rules/v/ would go out and make friends just to spite him.
>>154836892Not if the punishment is you and your entire family being publicly tortured to death.
>>154836973Robotnik would not do this.
>>154836622>Fluffing niggard
>No fun things>Also no things your teacher would actually approve ofWhat?
>>154837342He would just turn all of you into robots with your free will stripped, what a nice guy!
>>154834232Most Americans have to already, poor things
>>154834789based
>>154837342No, but Lord Moloch would. In fact, He would torture you even if you haven't done anything. You exist. That's the only reason He needs to punish you.
>>154837398Teacher?
>>154837785Retard
>>154834907>>154835832>>154836644>t. seething mobian hedonistsYou're world is a just a mechanis. in inertia, and I'm the watchmaker. Dastardly hedgehog.
>>154837342Robotnik would do this
>>154841086Stop larping, worthless anon.
>>154840593It says "No fun", like they're being oppressive against having fun, and then suggest "No healthy food, No books", which is moral shit your teacher would want for you, like is Robotnik either a "No cool shit allowed" oppressor, or a "Morally good shit isn't allowed" oppressor?
>>154834232>effortlessly mogs the Cuckhie Robotnik
>>154841919What are his rules?
>>154834232>no exercise FAT FUCK
>>154834232>no healthy foodVeggies are good tho
>>154834232>DarkRP servers be like
>>154841944just don't eat and you won't be fat
>>154841688“Human personality not allowed” covers both bro
>>154834232Isn't this how Americans live? kek
>>154841086based
>>154843511Samefag
>>154834465She certainly got a workout in with her axe though
>>154834232HEY ASSWIPE!THE INVISIBLE MAN'S OUTSIDE!
>>154834465Found this neat posthttps://x.com/AlexRBXYT/status/2082222719756587335Translation:It's (of) anatomyIdentical to mineHer face is of joyMine is of agony
>>154843540cringe
>>154847851You are that
>>154834232I already follow all of these rules (except for exercise, healthy food, and books) because I'm not a degenerate leftist
>>154841944He's just American
>>154848547You are a subhuman
>>154841938"I rule!"
>>154834232It's certainly POSSIBLE.If you don't mind being a total shmuck.
>>154849706Go back
>>154834232
>>154850824Is it possible to live by these new rules?
>>154849706None of those things will exist in the coming world of unrestrained cruelty for cruelty's sake.
>>154850824I have no idea what these are except, like two of them.
>>154851844Stop being miserable
>>154851850unc
>>154851850Grandpa, what are you doing out of the retirement home?
>>154851858But everyone who isn't a rich, powerful, narcissistic, sociopathic, nihilistic sadist is supposed to be miserable. We have to destroy everything the human race has ever accomplished just so a small minority of unapologetic sadists can have fun torturing the rest of humanity forever and ever and ever. That's what all of history has been leading up to: the ultimate triumph of evil.
>>154852845Ever tried to update your bit?
>>154852876Why? We will have no need to improve anything except torture methods in the future. All that matters is obtaining power and using it to make people suffer for no reason except "BeeEEeecaaAAaause." The cruelty is the point.
>>154850824>this kills the alpha
>>154834369Eggman has always been high INT, low WIS.
>>154836973I doubt /v/ would care
>>154834501>Has ANYONE ever used Homer as an insult or adjective?bought a backwoods shitshack before covid and at least once a year something new comes up that makes me tell people this is the house homer simpson built
>>154834232Ermmmmmm...
>>154834232Damn its basically Islam to a T
>>154856275Damn his ass is bigger than most white chicks
>>154841919>Fleetwayfags not be insecure about Archie existing and being more known challenge impossible
>>154834232I'm not kidding when I say 3/4ths of these are banned by Islam.
