>We’re all gonna die>It doesn’t mean anything
He ripped off Carl too?
>t.
>>154838297>He ripped off Carl too?No. Ding Dong actually came up with Carl in 1999 and Dave Willis ripped him off. ATHF is basically Ding Dong's cartoon and Adult Swim wouldn't have their success if it wasn't for him.
>>154838804Julian saw a Mooninites LED display and had a panic attack.
It says enough that these threads only pop up on /v/ and /co/, it’s really benign petty drama being overinflated by really bored soiteens preoccupied with trying to stir drama and reinterpret someone’s departure and business as something that needs to be muddied.
>>154839108>It says enough that these threads only pop up on /v/ and /co/No shit. The guys involved on either side of this are cartoonists and game developers. What, are you retarded?
>>154839108>gay faggot DD implies Chris is a Nazi because he stiffed him on merch sales>actually it's sharty's fault for mocking him"Muddying the waters" XDKiss my asd
>>154839296Ding dong muddy the water with his poo poo tuba
>>154839231>>154839296Low frequency replies that can’t see past the diaspora.
>>154839231only one side is a game developer though
>>154839825He wasn’t even talking about nihilism or any sort of philosophy in this clip. He’s talking about a joke name for Chucky from Rugrat’s mother “isgonnadie”. He’s saying the name means nothing because everyone dies at some point so she’s not unique in that regard.
>>154838287Crazy how almost nobody is on DD side
>>154840182He was being pedantic again because everyone obviously understood that the character "isgonnadie" relates strictly to the character being killed off in the show.
how did ding dong feel about julian being so openly and constantly horny for another man while he was in the room with them
>>154840226Why eould anyone be? He burned dosn all the bridges and all the good faith anyone had in him was lost due to him and his fat faggot schizo boyfriend being massive spergs
>>154838287>>154839108Can anyone give me a QRD on this fag?
>>154840382Tuba fetish
>>154840226I'm on his side cause I'm gay too
>>154840382Ding Dong generally stirring drama and being bitter over Oneyplays for schizoid reasons
>>154839563Zach and Chris are published whereas Jewlian and Dumb Dumb vaguepost about maybe sorta kinda working on a gameStay cope
>>154840382>washed up niche eceleb lets player who’s tangentially related to the guy who made Smiling Friends>lightly teased by 4chan and kiwifarms for strange and gross fetish (tuba vore), but most people defend him because he’s harmless>goes on a 24+ hour rant about how hard it was to be a letsplayer and how upset he gets when people bully him for his weird fetish, throws still popular ex-friends under the bus>Harassment increases thousand fold because he insulted 4chan darlings and told everyone how upset he gets when people are mean to him>Now everyone knows about and laughs at his tuba vore fetishPretty run of the mill lolcow situation, BARELY /co/ related but people still post about it anyways
>>154838297>>154838308He was saying this in response to Chuckie's mom in the Rugrats being named Dedlady Isgonnadie. It was honestly a good response, I'm sure it had nothing to do with ATHF
>>154840535personally i think ding dong is a pretty funny guy when he's not geeking out on addies and repeating "GUYS I REALLY DON'T WANT TO BRING UP THIS DRAMA AGAIN" for 26 hours straight.
>>154840382Chicago kid meets faggot mexican and they fucka nd suck, they meet a potato and don't fuck and suck him cuz he wuz being unbirfed by giant insert Harry Potter character here. They get gay mad at their bosses and runaway to maga country because it is cheap to live there and run livestreams constantly ebegging for rent money.DD began jacking off into those dollar tree chrismas horns to get by. Potato is making game, getting involved in other friends stuff (Goose, Zach such, wouldn't be surprised if he did music or something for Hazbin Hotel or be a guest in season 3 of HB), and is smiling.SMILING BAD.SMILING FRIENDS IS BAD.SMILING NAZIS MORE LIKE IT.Worms = JewsYou can't say that!The two boys then say they never had fun ackshully and Chris is a nazi.No one caresThe world turns and that is all this should end off being until one of them offs themselves or they do the actual legit thing and move the fuck on and finish their god damn games.
>>154840382Parasocial fans have been harassing ding dong and julian ever since they left oneyplays on good terms. These insane fans have obviously upset the two, and for some reason ding dong and julian are blaming chris for the actions of his fans. They also have panic attacks whenever they seen anything tangentially related to the oneyplays group, including smiling friends and TADC.They're having a mental breakdown over imaginary problems they invented that have little to no basis in reality.
>>154840560>Worms = Jewswait what
>>154840557He and Julien were hilarious in (most) Oneyplays episodes. It’s sad and funny what’s happening with them.
>>154839296>MY BEST FRIEND CHRIS NEEDS ME TO DEFEND HIM FROM A SITUATION HE DOESNT CARE ABOUT
>>154840698in the smiling friends, there's an episode that shows there's a deep state that actually controls the world. The members of the deep state in the show were all faceless worms. Nothing about jews was ever mentioned in the episode. Just like ding dong did, I'll let you draw your own conclusion.
>>154840692When you have panic attacks in public from seeing a smiling friends DVD something has gone wrong on your end. I empathize with how it would feel with the harassment, but sperging out about it is peak Streisand effect. They even believe Chris is hiring people to stalk them and might be trying to get them assassinated. Actual schizophrenic shit.
>>154840742Some random person did try to go to their house, so I guess it's not unfounded, but I doubt he was trying to kill them.
>>154840742>They even believe Chris is hiring people to stalk them and might be trying to get them assassinated. Actual schizophrenic shit.Provide a clip or screenshot of that or I call bullshit.
>>154840785Some autist made a breakdown video of this entire situation. I don't have a timestamp.https://youtu.be/EWhVnOMgcNM?si=CgFdjZJ-d4J0ZO8u
If some of you really find Smiling Friends to be pinnacle of absurdist counter culture humor with stark commentary wait until you see Wonder Showzenhttps://archive.org/details/wonder-showzen-complete
>>154838287My close personal friends, Chris O'Neill and Zach Hadel, confided in me, their close personal friend, that they are far-right Christian nationalists who love Hitler. They told me this. Me. These views also just so happen to align with my own. I'm not surprised that they agree with me, considering that I have a two-way friendship with them that is completely reciprocated.
>>154840841>If some of you really find Smiling Friends to be pinnacle of absurdist counter culture humor with stark commentaryNo, I just think it's a funny cartoon.And it was nice to have it, even if only for a while, in the otherwise empty cultural landscape of the 2020s.
>>154840867Absolutely and positively correct, Mr. Frog. I expect Chris to attend my birthday any day from now.
>>154840960>I expect Chris to attend my birthday any day from nowWhy do you seem so unsure on the day, it's not like your birthday changes year to year
>>154840953Funny enough to throw yourself for the sake of loyalty for a brand / cause that is both simpler and greater than it seems to be.
If they just released a fucking game or did ANYTHING but whine about OneyPlays then they'd be known for more than OneyPlays by now. It's been like ten years and nothing but vague whining in their hug box streaming site Ding Dong made them to cry and gossip in. Like I don't even doubt some of the shit they're whining about like Chris sucking to work with and the managerial side of the channel wanting to start monetizing their likenesses and trying to sneak NDAs into their contracts, but I can't really have sympathy for guys who got their audience from OP, say they're more than OP, go on to do nothing but complain about OP for ten years, and seem to be doing all of this because rent is due and their dwindling patreonbux is making them sweat.
>>154839108Didnt they leave the show YEARS ago?
>>154841405yes but there's been some recent controversy, which is why you're seeing so many threads about these guys
>>154841167While this does seem to be a product of their paranoia and victim complex I wouldn't be surprised if this is a jealousy thing. "The guy I spent the majority of my career with playing videos games and giggling about Bart Simpson and lolcows I actually hated him for being a MAGA chud" yeah right the majority of the Oney cast is either one successful or even worse satisfied they seem perfectly happy making their living doing stupid let's plays. DD and Julian don't seem happy doing streaming and based on the fact that they're probably never putting out that game I'm sure their studio work isn't fulfilling either.
>>154840507I have never known Kiwifarms to 'lightly tease' anyone about anything.
>>154840507>washed up niche eceleb lets playerSo is Zach if I'm being honest, Cusack was the only person who created cartoons OTHER than SF while SF was still airing.
>>154841726no shit. KF generally only talks about people who offer up personal stuff for them to talk about.
>>154841828There’s been “lolcows” which had nothing even remotely weird or amusing about them. Completely unremarkable people. That shit baffles me.
>>154841854The people on KF are autists themselves. They probably look for people to harass when one lolcow dips off the internet for good. Otherwise their forum is entirely pointless.
>>154841726I guess I was being disingenuous. What im trying to say is that BEFORE the new drama started, Ding Dong and Julian were only really gawked at by a small group of people, and most fans of Oneyplays still liked them. If people tried to post doxxes or insult them people would tell them off, even here. Now most people that know about them see them as laughing stocks and the harassment has increased considerably. Its pretty sad honestly, I feel bad for them but also they should know better than to feed the trolls the way they did.>>154841775Yeah thats fair. I think SF and Zach are pretty funny but im not a dickrider for the guy. As much as his fans wouldn’t want to admit it he’s probably just as well known online for his lets player content as he is for the show he helped make. Time will tell if he keeps the ball rolling or if this is where his legacy stagnates.
>>154841976I was hoping Zach could keep the ball rolling with Roiland, but the latter guy got canceled so yeah...
Owl?
>>154841976It sure is interesting, because Zach hasn't really said or done anything online in months at this point, and the animation studio's website they set up removed the smiling friends characters from the mural and any reference to it. Something weird is going on.
>>154838287Why ia ding song so cute
>>154839563>IMG_5801.jpg
>>154842108They're voicing the characters on an robot robot chicken sketch so that's something, it's not a lot but is somethinI would like Zach to pitch his own show(I don't know if adult swim would pick it up), I like sf but it's just as much a cusack show (also he has 3 shows, yolo, sf, and koala man)That would be a good test if he can outshine his let's playing days if he can make a good show
>>154840460I’m gonna go with the guys with integrity over the 40 year olds pandering to children and doing improv.
>>154842193what if the "integrity" and "commitment" are to something overwhelmingly retarded?
Chris was just trying to maintain two very different friend groupsOne friend group that basically doesn't give a fuck about anythingOne friend group that honestly cares too much about stuffChris used the wrong humor with those people and it pissed them off.
>>154841138Trvest post here. People held up DD&J for YEARS as "decent gays" "just some of the boys" "two of the good ones" etc and look what it got them. Anyone who enjoys sucking on obese latinx chode fundamentally cannot be befriended or trusted.
>>154842250I’m siding with the couple of humans who have been set upon by a mob of barely sentient parasocialites.
>>154842260DD&J used to be the former until they departed and isolated themselves.
>>154841976Yeah I get your point. I do agree that DD and Julian were generally ignored or dismissed when they weren't actively doing or saying something stupid in public. I pity them both for being schizophrenic freaks but I don't think I'd say that I'm angry at th->>154840799>Claims that Chris was responsible for making the New Guy comic popularTHAT FAGGOT DINGDONG IS ERASING 4CHAN /co/ CULTURE. FUCK THAT GUY!
>make edgy jokes in past>Feel bad now/ try to find new crowd to fit into>Come out saying that it wasn't funny, you didn't mean it, and shame on others for making similar jokes>Former fans make turn on you and no one comes out to defend youThe moral of the story is to never change
>>154838287Idk why those two are blaming it all on Chris. It was obviously Tomar pulling all the strings from the shadows.
>>154842320Usually when I use the term 'schizo' or call someone mentally ill I'm using the term somewhat loosely. I think that both DD and Julian are different shades of genuine mental illness; not in a 'woke-mind-virus' kind of way, but as in genuine paranoid delusions, persecution complexes, and mental fragility. Isolation definitely was not healthy for them.
>>154842375smirk
>>154842344>Claims that Chris was responsible for making the New Guy comic popularI've only ever seen it on 4chan. In fact that whole comic, whose name I don't remember, was a constant joke on 4chan because it was made by a tranny who constantly made strawman jokes. Honestly this comic deserves to be mocked. The tranny immediately brings up politics with someone he doesn't know at all and then basically calls them stupid. I don't know how anybody could defend this comic.
>>154842449I think the tranny was right though, because PewDiePie is an overrated piece of shit.
>>154842449Does the big fat retard even know what the tranny's talking about? It might make more sense if he did, but he makes a good point. Why would it ever be funny to mock someone you don't know for getting robbed?
>>154842449>YouTuber with like 500k followers on 2018 Twitter, back when they were actual users and not botted to hell >QRT’s some cartoonist with like 2k followersAre you making a disingenuous argument?
>>154842474>The first thing a coworker says to you is that someone you don't know deserved to get robbedAlso the tranny isn't saying that because pewdiepie is overrated he deserves to get robbed, it's because he doesn't agree with his politics >Hasan (very rich douche who sits around watching anime all day) gets robbed >Tranny comes crying and blubbering that he never hurt anyone
>>154842449Yes. I have only ever seen it mentioned on /co/ and as a faggot who watched too much Oneyplays I don't remember seeing it referenced there ever.>I don't know how anybody could defend this comicIn the same way that (((certain groups))) literally always side with the ingroup regardless of ethics, logical consistency, or overwhelming evidence; troons will always defend other troons. See also: troon mass shooters being defended or excused as 'victims' by the community.The comic itself is just so unbelievably tone deaf that it has nothing to do with the individual being referenced here so much as it is the troon being a vindictive asshole that decides to cast the first stone and be an asshole to someone who had done nothing other than express interest in what they were doing.
>>154842474
>>154842519>it's because he doesn't agree with his politicsOh, well that's bullshit. I'd eat the rich no matter what, because I was always a poorfag.
>>154842260The person that cares too much and is severely mentally ill LOVES to fake being the cool bro that doesnt give a fuck about anything. Especially if it thinks it gets them in the friends group
The parasocial oneyplays retards vs the “hes gay like me so I have to agree with him” retards fighting has been great.
>>154842564I like Allan and watch from the sidelines.
>>154842520>See also: troon mass shooters being defended or excused as 'victims' by the community.I've called one of them out on defending a troon mass shooter because their argument was "white males commit far more shootings than trannies do". While they aren't wrong, the way it comes off is that they're saying it's okay for trannies to kill people because other groups do it more often. I asked why he was defending a mass shooter, and he said he wasn't, but if he wasn't, he wouldn't have felt the need to make that point in the first place.
>>154842564Dumb faggot lmao
>>154842494Retard
>>154842449i didn't even know that was about Pewdiepie, which goes to show I'm the "new guy" I guess.
>>154840720this.
>>154842615I'd say that's the byproduct of most people treating the internet as one long argument with one to two people. So the troon was likely conflating anyone shitting on tranny shooters as the idiots who act like there's a true epidemic of troon mass shooters despite it being like two guys.
>>154840560You bringing up Chris' macro/micro shit is exactly why I feel like DD is throwing stones from within a glass house, JUST like Linkara. But he's also doing it with the "I was never comfortable with this to begin with" attitude Matt Watson had over saying "faggot" on OP
>>154840382He's gay and brown and is just now getting offended at his buddies chud humour despite ding dong regularly saying more offensive stuff than chris anyway.Whats happened is ding dong cultivated a chud audience and now is panicing because chud talking points are becoming mainstream and it means him getting deported by the very audience he cultivated.
If DD just owned the tuba shit with the “yes, and?” attitude people would have responded way better. People love Corey despite his degeneracy because he owns that shit.
>>154840799Man, the stuff about covert groups trying to track them down, tagging their houses with soijaks, and saying enigmatically threatening stuff is so crazed.Is that real? Honestly, it reminds me of when I get into psychosis and imagine nefarious groups of people that don't really exist.
Motifa is the best thing that channel ever created.
>>154843083>yes, and?”Literally all you have to do in any situation, be you left, right, centrist, commie, nazi, etc, etc, etc.All of this loses to the simple>Yeah and?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HIyXgPfW80
>>154843083If you put your fetishes online, you really shouldn't get upset when people find it. the tuba croc shit has been known for a very long time. he even used to share some tuba croc game he was developing over on AGDG long before anybody knew who he was.
>>154840782>>154841976honestly, i fully believe they have people trying to fuck with them and im pretty sure its the same guys who were obsessing over him and Zach on /co/ and /v/.The problem is that DD&J are very obviously not in a good mental state and having a paranoid lash out at the people around them like falsely blaming all of oneyplays and saying it ruined their life because "they are all in on it"Your average oneyplays fan is just going to see those out of context clips without the greater context of this past decade of harassment and poor mental state and say "why are they accusing and blaming us for this? they must be skitzo fuck those guys", which is the exact kinda response trolls try to take advantage of because it "proves" their paranoia and further cuts people off.The way DD talks about Chris makes it sound like the oneyplays guys are trying to help them but their own paranoia is stopping them from accepting that help because hes paranoid about ulterior motives and telling himself how bad it was to work there. He mentions off-handedly that Chris told him to stop streaming and he thought he was trying to fuck him over because he needed the money.
>>154843165Just owning shit and not getting upset at insults are the best way to make them stop. People who want to fuck with you aren’t going to keep trying something that doesn’t get a response. It’s pretty much the “don’t feed the trolls” strategy. And it works.
>>154843229>don’t feed the trollsYeah exactly, people dont insult you with stuff you dont care about. People look for the stuff that affects you.
>>154843177why of all people, like Z list e-celebs?Not saying it's definitely not happening, but I can't even wrap my brain around it.
>>154843272DD and J were at the very least likable at some point, but their anonymity intrigued people. It's not like people don't still constantly stalk Chris Chan even though he hasn't actually done anything noteworthy since he got out of jail.
>>154840226More people probably will be since he got doxxed again during his stream last night
>>154843272The mentally ill follow the mentally ill. It’s why kiwifarms exists, most if not all people there are extremely fucked up and spend their time psychoanalyzing people who are less fucked up. Most of the time anyways, there’s a few lolcows they can’t match.
>>154843301Really? How? He's gonna get himself swatted, maybe he was on to something when he made that claim.
>>154843300Yeah, but Chris Chan is Chris Chan. He's fascinating. He's also a very easy target for sadists because he believes everything people tell him, which is unfortunate.
>>154843311Somebody sent him a pizza I guess, they thought they had the wrong address until it got acknowledged.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SyOLOWd_C2M
>>154843365>People trying to get a reaction out of themSee that I don't get, lolcows are funny because they do it themselves, you don't bang the glass at the aquarium Also why dox them? They're having a meltie thats hurting no one besides themselves
>>154843411because every single thing a troll does during this current fiasco is most likely going to get brought up by ding dong on stream and trolls are like egirl simps in that they get an autistic sense of satisfaction whenever they're mentioned.
>>154843272because they can, ive seen people start dedicated harassment campaigns against random people in discord groups because 1 guy just didn’t like them
>>154843083It's not even a "yes and" situation, the Tuba was relegated purely to backwater shitposting like here and literally ONE singular vague allusion years ago. While it's shitty to just be a dick behind your friends back, DD drew far more attention to it than Oney did. All he had to do was say fucking nothing and cut Oney off. If any of what DD and Julian are saying is true, they would've been so much better off quietly cutting all these people out of their lives and the worst repercussions would've been the Oney clique being catty faggots in their own bubble and the occasional schizo fan doing some weird shit because they want closure on a gay ass youtube era. Their paranoia caused the exactly what they wanted to avoid and to make things worse they fucking knew and said so themselves as they were saying it.>Oh they're gonna clip this out of context but...and the context is exactly what the clip would imply. Know what I'm actually convinced now, this is transparent attentionwhoring and they said exactly what they didn't want because they knew faggots would do exactly that.
>>154840867
So why doesn't Ding Dong just publish the blackmail already? What does he gain by still holding on to it? Is he waiting for someone else to come forward so can pile on and make it a #MeToo situation or does he know it's a total nothingburger and the vague mystique of owning blackmail is the only reason why people would watch his 12 hour Pikmin streams where he acts like 90s Nick and complains about how the world is out to get him?
>>154843632Presumably he has no reason to. None of those guys have actually been actively trying to ruin their reputation, they've been doing a good job of that themselves so far.
>Youtuber threadENTERTOBUSCUShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfqQbrY8R5k
Hee Hee, it's me Chris posting on the evil 4chan again. Youtube is full of hateful people and forced you off the platform, but you're addicted searching the 4chan archives for mentions of you. I can read your mind DingDong and been putting you through another psyop.It makes me laugh and clap my feet together knowing I will release a game. Who knows how many more games I'll release? Why didn't you guys just buckle down to finish Bippy? WHY CAN'T YOU FINISH BIPPY?
>>154843690No one caresWe can all see he's trying to get attention because he's lost relevantly
>>154843690I actually laughed out loud when I saw that thumbnail>His minecraft avatar is in the videoI never know what to expect from that lunatic>Goes from cartoon network show to living in his car
>>154843690>>154843721how do you fall from grace this hard
>>154843690You post this guy every time you see one of these threads, nobody cares about this faggot anymore
>>154843632>>154843658So, he keeps blackmail files on people, just in case they betray him?
>>154843756Probably. That sounds schizo enough for him to do. I get the feeling this behavior started around the time they had that issue with the dream daddy team. I've also started to get the impression in all of this that Matt Watson is a lot more of a shitbag than he wanted to lead on.
>>154843754>EverytimeIve posted it twice.
>>154842260You have to keep your worlds apart
>>154843745Drugs and women
>>154843756Stamper said literally the same thing, maybe they need to join forces
>>154843798>Stamper said literally the same thingQrd?
>>154843756That reminds me of just a robot saying how he was like batman in justice league doomsday, keeping contingency data on people he talks to in the event they betray him
>>154843835Why are YouTubers by and large such fucking losers?
>>154843835It reminds me of thishttps://medium.com/@leoji/we-need-new-data-privacy-legislation-because-apples-getting-away-with-eroding-your-privacy-5340340717b8
>>154843830Just that he had dirt on oney n pals and if they came after him he would bury themThough I guess that might have been a meth rant instead of whatever episode this is
Post the song.
>>154843908Because a good chunk of them are mentally ill nobodies that got eyes on them fast I envy the vloggers who can get millions of views just walking around outside and are pretty mentally sound themselves despite the vanity
>>154843936Which song?
>>154843941>>154843908Alot of them are corporate employees btw.For example Hasan and Asmongold might seem to be opposites or whatever, however they are employeed by the same talent agency, Night Media.Most of the popular youtubers arent as indie and you would like to believe.
>>154843908most celebrities were basically groomed to be in the limelight as children. youtubers were basically all autistic losers until they found success in their mid 20s so they'd already lived a life of mediocrity and were not able to adjust themselves to be normal people. it's why so many of them take advantage of their fans, because people never liked them before.
>>154844008>Night MediaThe fuck is this, streaming BlackRock?
>>154844054it's kinda like the modern version of maker studio. their current president was also president of rooster teeth
>>154844054>the company currently manages digital creators including Kai Cenat, Mrwhosetheboss, Hasan Piker, ZHC, The Costco Guys, Cold Ones (Maxmoefoe & Anything4views), and Safiya Nygaard.The firm previously managed MrBeast from 2018 to 2024.>is this streaming blackrockWell the president has a very jewish name>Duchscher is the CEO while the president since 2020 is Ezra Cooperstein
>>154844075>Ezra CoopersteinI tried to look up info on Duchscher but there is nothing I could find mentioning religion in his early life.
>>154844110which is equally likely to mean they scrubbed it already
>>154844110>>154844119I cant find any proof but I did ask AI and it said he is jewish.You can and should try asking AI yourself if you dont believe me, dont just believe me
>>154840326i always wondered this too
>>154844119I'm kind of surprised that any article about a famous person still includes this information.
>>154838287>Smiling Friends is an alt-right show >Zach and Hadel are Trump supporters but won't admit it I wanna know what the fuck is Ding Dong even trying to do here or is he just off his meds?
>>154840326he probably says stuff like that in private too. ding dong never openly admitted to being gay until after they had already left oneyplays
>>154843936https://files.catbox.moe/3z5ctc.webm
>>154844158He's trying to get attention for his game studio
>>154844141Got the same result asking if Reed Duchscher is jewish.The fact that it says "Yes" instead of "The search results dont provide information on his religious background or upbringing" suggests that information was there, fed into the ai and then scrubbed.
It's really sad that they outed themselves as insufferable schizos but at least we'll always have their Crash Bandicoot and YIIK compilations.
>>154844192Maybe he should actually make games then
>>154844200No that would make too much sense
>>154844199it's sad knowing that the YIIK finale was supposed to be stupidly ambitious and it's a shame we'll never see it. Though I am skeptical that Bowlbo was born out of a fake game that ding dong was making for the finale, if that's true it makes me want to SHRIIK
>>154844224What the fuck makes a let’s play ambitious?
>>154844241Uhhhhhhh....
Joolian seems mentally unwell
>>154844075I've always been confused about who actually watches these people? Is it all just astroturfing?Why would anyone ever watch Hasan Piker? He has a contemptable energy.I don't even know who Mr Beast is, but he sounds like an asshole.
>>154838287>>154838297He stole his avatar too, google Willie Trombone.Fucking ironic about the Trombone.
>>154844288Mentally ill people looking for someone to agree with them.Have you seen an asmongold or Hasan fan IRL? They’re exactly what you imagine them as. And they will freak out and cry over mild disagreements unlike their online personas.
>>154840799I'll give it a watch, but looking at the thumbnails on the rest of this guy's YouTube channel isn't inspiring a lot of confidence.
>>154842677Not reallyYou had to know about the fact he got robbed to know it
>>154844329Tuba fetishist's cartoon avatar looks suspiciously like a character named Willie Trombone>Willy means penisCOSMIC IRONY.
>>154844241they were developing a fake game and making original animation for the YIIK finale. you know, things that take actual effort instead of just talking into a mic and uploading raw footage.
>>154844413If I'm not mistaken>they got Alex YIIK's voice actor to record some unique dialogue>Chris animated a scene>Ding Dong was going to mod all of this into the game
>>154844452>>154844413where the fuck did you hear all this from? Would be epic but this is the first time I heard they were going to do this for the finale.
>>154844329>>154844377LMAOhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/WwmCwl1ecpI
>>154844481Chris has talked about it before in an LP, and ding dong mentioned some of this just recently during his schizo breakdown.
>>154838287I always thought DingDong was a cool and funny guy who was knowledgeable about game dev, so it was pretty wild reading about his crazy paranoid attitude and all the shit he's been spewing. It's really divorced from his attitude from the channel videos and their early streams I had glimpses of on youtube
Bowlbo apparently also started as a fake game they were going to play for OneyPlays, that was just going to be one stage, and the project ballooned.
>>154844526That’s what two codependent mentally ill people will do when isolated together.
>>154838287Why is it impossible for gays to just be happy?
>>154844652>Why cant the mentally ill be happyWho knows.
>>154844652I don't think any of this stems from the fact that they're gay necessarily, just that they're both shut in codependent loners. I've met plenty of mentally unwell psychos who weren't gay.
>>154844682In my experience only mentally ill women and gays do this kind of "I'm bored let's start drama" stuff. A guy would normally just cope with it or kill himself
>>154844652I’m gay and I'm happy. They’re unhappy because they’re loser retards who still have their 2000s forum elitist attitude but now they’re middle aged and don’t have anything to show for it. As other people have said, they’re linkaras Chris is a nostalgia critic
>>154844692I am gnomestruckhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvgL2o8QFVo
>>154844724They're also actively being trolled by a forum full of retards, which isn't something that many people have to deal with, although they should be fully aware with Chris Chan that acknowledging this stuff at all is the worst thing you can do.
>>154844766Must be one of those situations where they're so fucked in the head they think getting bullied and threatened is the only way they can make money. Same shit Nikocado Avocado did for years but at least he actually did make some money doing it
>>154838287Life doesn't need meaning.
>>154844796wasn't avacado married to some rich dude who was basically forcing him to make muckband videos
>>154844692>2020 + 6>still using Paint Tool Sai ver. 1
>>154844555I am gonna laugh hard at them when Bowlbo comes out and Faggy Bippy doesn't, and if it does, it's gonna be average as fuck, since beat 'em ups have advanced ever since
>>154845095I'm more interested in whatever McPig's cooking, his beat 'em up seems far more interesting in comparison.
>>154845114>>154845095We're all forgetting that Nightmare Cop also still haven't come out yet.
>>154845095bowlbo isn't going to be anything great, it's pretty clear. most of its charm is likely just going to come from chris's style of humor, and that's not necessaily a bad thing. /v/ is going to talk about it for two weeks straight, and then make constant bowlbo threads with the caption "what went wrong?"
>>154845138BOOOOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIIING! Pizza Tower was a game that came out, so Tour de Pizza has a better track record than every Newgrounds artist ever.
>>154845138Jeff said if nightmare cops wasn't out by like 2020 he was going to kill himself. Maybe he's dead.
>>154845138fnf too while we're at it
>>154845095there's new Bippy Footage out, and yeah, it's still just one character in a test environment.Looks nice and all, but it's insane they haven't managed to progress this project anywhere. I think they've just been trashing and rebuilding the same stuff, and changing direction constantly.
>>154845155He's in his bed watching Angry Joe videos>>154845157https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRHV9CsPw4QAt least Dave owns up to "dicking around" while his game is at least in a playable state
>>154845143They already showcased a demo at a con, and they said it was good>>154845174But how could that be?! DeeDee was the one who created the source code for Bowlbo, this should be no issue for him!
Honestly, i'm surprised they didn't threw a fit over Paddy's trannyphobic joke, because it was funnyhttps://youtu.be/nGrUamSzKh4?t=2097&si=HhCyaTUDl0B11_5q
Bowlbo’s quality will not matter. Much like any game by people with cult like fanbases.
>>154845174they've started bippy over like three times. it was originally pixel art and then they switched to vector art. don't really know what the idea is now
>>154845181https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJjdOejDM2M&t=275Dave is the Batman of the creative industry; the hero we need but don't deserve
>>154845241>DeeDee was the one who created the source code for Bowlbohe did the very most basic of what was supposed to be a small project for a joke. bowlbo has been worked on white moose for a long time, and i have no idea who is working on it now. chris isn't a dev, I'm guessing he's mostly just doing visuals, music, and sounds.
>>154845459it's got 2.5D stuff going on now.
>>154844288>I don't even know who Mr Beast is, but he sounds like an asshole.he's the biggest youtuber of all time he basically baits retarded children into thinking that he'll give them millions of dollars just for subscribing to him. he also has an amazon show called beast games which is basically a rip off of squid games.
>>154845729he sounds like an asshole.
>>154845754he is. you should see how he smiles in his thumbnails. he looks genuinely evil. yes he has a grin on his face, but his eyes look dead and evil.
>>154839825its funny but they really do believe this and they will tell you it means we need to be MORE humanistic because life is so heckin precious.... While being spiteful angry unhappy people
>>154845181Dave's complexion is quite nice for a guy who spends all his time drawing in front of a tablet.
Funny scream
they sure do whine a fuck ton
>>154846142You'd whine a fuck ton too if you were on a popular youtube channel, made a bunch of money, and had a ton of doting fans
>>154846153sounds like...true hell
>>154839231"Are you retarded" says the guy shitting his pants over some e-celeb drama
>>154840277Well the joke is implying it doesn't mean that she's gonna die in the show even though she's obviously going to die in the show
>>154843301To this day I don't know his real name, know what he actually looks, and only know him through oneyplays. I think I've watched one or two of his cartoons after he left oney but other than that he's never been anything more to me than that rabbit-like character who says "JULIEN!", "funny scream", and "Boogie Resident". Up until recently I didn't even know he was homosexual [spoilers]or that he really likes tubas[/spoilers].
>>154838287Quick someone dox dingdong so his fears can come to life but this time for real!
>>154843301Seeing the same people who post about DD and Julian every hour on the hour moralfag about doxxing is pretty funny. Talking shit is fine, but how DARE you interact with them.
>>154846263Go away Ding Dong.
>>154846260His name is Richard. Brat Watson said it on accident during a live stream once.
>NOOOOO STOP TALKING ABOUT E-CELEBS STOP IT STOP IT STOOOOOP IIIIIITTTTI'd understand this on /v/, or even on /tv/, but I don't get what how /co/ is meant to be some kind of hallowed ground where talking about animators going off the reservation is verboten. Half the posts here are the same handful of Loud House and Amphibia pedophiles bumping each other. There is nothing about this board worth "preserving" from the dreaded discussions these guys seem (almost suspiciously) afraid of having.
WIIIIIIIIILD WOODY!
>>154846415you also used to be able to look up the company Wan Wan Games and see it was registered to Richard Something and Julian Marcel, as well as their old LA address.
>>154846458I mean if talking about a handful of aging YouTubers means that much to you, go for it. At least those other threads are on topic.
>>154846415>>154846503No, you misunderstand. I never cared to know who he was in the first place. To me he was just a funny rabbit/alien character sidekick.
>>154846539sorry to break the illusion
>>154838287isn't it from that one rugrats oneyplays video?
>>154846549s'awright. I'm not going to remember the name.
>>154846271>Every hour on the hourThat's pretending people talked about them at all before he streamed fro 24 hours straight last week
>>154846458It's weird that admin made a vtuber board but has refused for well over a decade to just shit out /incel/ internet celebrities and be done with it.
J and DD jokes were just repeating something in a funny wayChris carried them
>>154846615Ding Dong was great at responding to Chris's nonsequitors. Julian just laughed like a retard. It's a simple dynamic but it worked, but julian didn't even need to be there. One of my favorite DD and J era eps was President Ding Dong. Julian wasn't even in that episode.https://youtu.be/1vLoQ2TtGb4?si=tm6K30oPRmMWAanK
>>154840277He was explaining the joke because he liked sucking the fun out of everything.
>>154844158Funny how he's so gung-ho on the Epstein files, but only cares about right-wingers being mentioned and has nothing to say about left-wingers in the files, showing his hypocrisy about people only caring when it attacks someone they dont like. because he just said no one really supported him when he dissed Egoraptor, they only cared he attacked Arin instead of caring about the victim (Him). And here he is doing the same thing with the Epstein files.Also, he's giving Chris shit for believing in Pizzagate? Something that used coded language that the Epstein files proved? Why is Pizzagate considered such a wild conspiracy that only chuds could believe, despite the Epstein files proving otherwise?
>>154840507>gross fetish (tuba vore)Wat?
I’m sort of curious why they are choosing now to shit on Chris
>>154846641Julian's laugh track does add to it.
>>154846775He won an award for bowlbo and still has his channelZach has a big showTADC is huge (Chris and NG adjacent)Theyre gay little spiteful losers who fail at making games
>>154846829Its a mix of it all.I think, in there faggoty, artistic, autistic, and now painfully obvious far-left, easily offended heads they were stewing on this.A LOT of the shit Ding Dong is accusing Chris, his editors, the Oney crew, the fans and Newgrounds of mocking them about, is shit absolutely NO ONE knew about them.Peole knew Julian was gay and a furry, and in the last 6 years learned Ding Dong was gay and dating Julian.But no one knew Ding Dong was also a furry and about the tuba shit until last week.I tried to believe them, but too much shit they said, like about Zach's ailments bit being far-right mocking people with mental ailments, saying Smiling Friends was a far-right dog whistle show, saying Chris "used to be "normal" and "left of center" and now because of who he's surrounded by (Zach, Newgrounds people) that Chris "has made far-right his entire personality", its become clear that DD&J are no different from you're typical easily offended, millennial, lefty faggots.They are now unreliable narrators. They're in their own heads. They hear what they want to hear, and believe what they want to believe, and as millennial lefty faggots they hear and believe that they are victims of far-right chuds who abused them, mocked them, abused their trust, are keeping them down and sickong their fans on them.I didn't know Ding Dong and Julian were this far-left before this. I knew they were left of center, supported gay stuff, and were a little degenerate, but by their own volition they revealed they're paronoid, whiny, fags who are easily offended.And because they aren't successful, they did a 20 hour "please give me money" stream. And while not unique to them, if someone streams too long, they run out of things to say, and will start revealing their IRL life and beliefs.In this case they got onto the topic of Oneyplays or TADC or Smiling Friends and aired even more grievances, which is all in their head.
>>154846775Julian had a nightmare premonition about Julian plushes filling a landfill and a viewer told him about the funny turn of events that Armenian Cory got a talking plush instead.
>>154846923They're the comedic stereotype of lefty nerds brought to life. They use to be more lax, DD said the N word, Julian laughed at trans and rape jokes. I doubt Chris changed his politics at all hes still normal friends with gay people and Tomar. If anything I think Chris got more uptight now that his channel is huge and doesnt want to risk any flags. DD and J were just stewing in their shit alone for too long. They clearly dont like being in the spotlight anymore but now its all they know and cant get real jobs to live outside the internet.
>>154846933can i still buy this, i love armenian cory
>>154846923I believed them with the dream daddy thing. I believed Julian's life story tumblr post.But them having schizo wah wah wah beliefs that Zach is far-right, Smiling Friends is far-right, Chris is far-right, Newgrounds has a far-right, neonazi, and pedophile problem, its clear they consider anything right of center to be far-right. Anyone who isn't BLM, trans rights, mental health awareness, is Richard Spencer to them.I mean they were even offended by Pewdiepie for the "Gas the Jews" sign.No one should threaten to hurt DD&J.No one should show up where they are or where they live.But now that they revealed they are bitter, easily offended, paranoid, degenerate, gay liberal faggots who clearly demonize anyone not on their side of the fence or disagree with their beliefs,Then they should be treated like any other easily offended lefty faggots.They should be insulted, mocked on twitter, mocked on blue sky, have memes made of them, have people shitpost in their chats, make fun of them in comment sections.The time of "yeah, they're gay and liberal, but their one of the good ones" time is over, because they're not. They're the bad ones. So fuck em.
>>154838287For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.— John 3:16
They have really bad opsecThey just confirmed some kiwi guy knows their address on streamDon't confirm it you morons
>>154846941Nah, I know its an assumption, but I don't think they've tried to live outside of what THEY want to do.Part of being an adult, especially past 25 is realizing you probably won't get your dream job, or anything close to it, so you need to get the fuck over it and apply/get a job that you can put up with and pays the bills.I CANNOT see Julian doing anything beside art faggy stuff. So I doubt Julian has tried to be a cashier, work in an office or something else.Same for anything outside of coding or computers for Ding Dong.If you have to stream to make ends meet, then you're obviously not working a "real" job.Artistic dreams are things you can and should push on the backburner, after work and on the weekends.You work a real job, and work on your projects on the side, and hopefully when one of your projects like an animation, a game, a book, music is ready to be release, you can release it and its so popular or well received you can switch to that as your real job.I highly doubt DD&J are doing that.And to be fair, I don't think Chris, Zach, or Cory could do it either.I can see Lyle working a temp job like retail, Dave could to, he worked for McDonalds I think he said he worked somewhere else too, and Tomar has like 2 jobs, he does engineer work and VA work.
>>154846954I think you just lost.They literally put out a video today saying pre-orders/orders end at midnight tonight.And its now like 12:53 California time, so you're completely fucked.
>>154840382they wanna make him into mickey mouse
>>154847017well piss in my boots and make me walk a mile. oh well, it's weird that this is what set them over the edge
>>154847017I hate the current model of fan merchPre order a $45 plushie or blind box and wait 8 months with $20 shipping
>>154847026Meh. I think doing a 20 hour stream made them run out of things to talk about and seeing the Armenian Cory plush made them unload their paronoid, schizo beliefs and grievances about the Oney gang.
>>154847008Julian as a cashier would just have meltdowns dealing with customers.
>>154847008I hate artists who have no backbone for working a real jobIf you cant do labor how can you build the work ethic to be a consistent artistA $60 a month patreon isnt going to save you
>>154838287Why would Tomar do this?
>>154847028What pissed me off was they announced an Armenian Cory "pillow". A like 12 inch flat pillow that looks like and is shaped like a flat Armenian Cory. It doesn't talk.So of course I pre-ordered it.THEN not even 8 weeks later, they announce a full-fledged Armenian Cory plushie that talks.So of course I ordered it.$40 for each of them, so $80.They announced the "pillow" and the plushie at the same time, no one would have bought the pillow, everyone would want the plush. But since you're made to believe the pillow is the first and only Armenian cory toy they're gonna make, you buy the pillow.It's like if a really cool car came out and you bought it cause it was a really cool car. But then the same company came out with the same cool car 8 weeks later, but it got 40 more miles to the gallon, cassette, cd, aux port and bluetooth.Its like why didn't you just wait 8 weeks and release the even cooler car?
>>154847048Exactly. Him and Ding Dong would just go on a tirade about customer service, how cashiers deserve $25 an hour, and people need to always be nice to customer service no matter what.
>>154847074The first pillow is actual temu shitThey sell pngs as flat pillows for $3You fool
>>154847048Management would tell him to trim his witch nails and he’d crash out
>>154847069I just can't see how artistic types are okay with being beyond broke, living with 4 other people or strangers, to spend all day doing their passion IN THE HOPE when they release it, they'll be successful.And more infuriating is so many are SOMEHOW funded to live like that.Be it parents, a friend that will let them live with them indefinitely while they work, or some sort of assistance.And some luck into a benefactor/job that requires like nothing to let them do that.Like the Sleepy boys. They all did some animations all day from between 2012-2014. Meanwhile they could afford a rental house with 4-6 bedrooms, and did who the fuck knows for Newgrounds.Newgrounds paid them for something. Cory hasn't released fuck all animations in years, yet he "works" for newgrounds, while doing commissions and working on Nightmare Cops since 2014.Jeff is pretty much Newgrounds administration, worked on some of Tom's other games and projects and does some licensed work.Dave made Friday Night Funkin.I like Cory, I do, but what the fuck is he being paid enough to do?And back to the subject, what the fuck do DD&J do to survive? They can't possibly have enough fans, even before this latest blow up, to live off donations, patreon, or youtube money.They've still put out, NOTHING. Someone posted in another thread the like 12 games they’ve been working on, with Tough Bibby and Trigger Treat being the only ones I heard of.8-12 years and nothing. At least with Nightmare Cops Jeff has a job helping Tom run Newgrounds.I feel like Cory has been given some "just show up for 5 hours" job at Newgrounds, and maybe he pulls $500 a month in commission, and in the last 6 years, some Oneyplays money.
>>154847124>Dave made Friday Night Funkin.Thanks for killing off an already dying site, Dave.
>>154847085I know, but thats my point. Armenian Cory has been around for like 3-4 years. And now we're finally getting some merch of it, so I like others, assumed this was as good as it was gonna get for now.But then 8 weeks later, walah, Talking Armenian Cory plushie.If they'd have waited a year to announce talking plush cory, I wouldn't feel bamboozled.
youtubers and lets players should've never left the internet.
>>154847124Cory does tons of fetish comms so I can see how that stacks up quick cashOverall I dont get how above average internet guys survive because I know actual hard workers and theyre struggling with bills n shitLiterally whats going onI think I remember hearing DD came from some money but idk
>>154847156>I know actual hard workers and theyre struggling with bills n shitthis can really depend where you live and of course what your budget is monthly
>>154847158Yeah but still consistent paychecks vs monthly patreon and random stream donations Boggles the mind
Also reminder that Ding Dong is most likely Jewish.I already shut down my PC for the night, but I jave a copy of the Wan Wan Games business application or form or whatever.It has their names Julian Marcel, and some either Polish or Jewish name for Ding Dong.I think I remember it ending in -wski.And with him being a gay, furry, liberal from Chicago who whines and was offended by Pewdiepie making two brownoids holding a sign that said death to all jews, I think he's likely Jewish.Yes, in one of the streams they bring up that comic where the dumb guy says "How would you like it if your house got broken into?"It was brought up as a sign that Chris is at-right, because Chris made that comic blow up. And Ding Dong bitched about "How dare you lile bad thongs happening to Pewdiepie! He's an angel! Even when he made two poor africans (pretty sure they weren't african, so that makes Ding Dong Racist for thinking all third world brownoids African) hold up a sign that says death to all jews!
>>154847315Gosh phone posting sucks
>>154840226I don't take sides in retarded e-celeb drama but he has my pity if nothing else
>>154840226You yourself would have to be either a paranoid schizophrenic, or a fool whose money is ripe for the parting
>Jon doesn't leave game grumps>Game Grumps doesn't go corporate >Dream Daddy and it's drama likely wouldn't happen>Ding Dong and Julian don't get doxxed>They stay on OneyplaysJon indirectly caused all this
>>154847551Arin caused Jon to leave so it's his fault
>>154847315Him being upset by what he sees as anti-Jewish dog whistles in smiling friends or conspiracies like pizzagate tracks with him being a Jew as well because a lot of non-Jew lefties now, especially those that are more online, are much more willingly to accept those since the Epstein stuff proved most of them are true. You even see left wing people using “ZOG”. The only super-online people I still see who have a problem with those things still are actual jews and some Indians. IRL there are more people who deny it still
>>154846605They can't. They don't know how to make new boards or modify existing ones anymore.
>>154846458>why come other board has standards but I can't take a shit on the floor here?
>>154847315If ding dong was a jew then he would have ding dong emeralds instead of a tuba toilet. He's probably just a polack.
>>154846967That's for true
I don't get why this guy is a lolcow. He seems mildly bitchy at most, and at this point his attitude is pretty justified if he's getting doxxed.
>>154844191THEY WANT TO MAKE ME INTO MICKEY MOOOOOOOOOOOOOUSE
>>154847690>why come other board has standardsThe reason HOW come other BOARDS HAVE standards (stupid ESL spic FAGGOT) is that video games and film and even TV shows have better, less autismal fanbases than cartoons do and their boards- despite being shit- are still of a higher quality than this one. If comic discussion wasn't forced here, there would be no reason to not shut this board down and move cartoon discussion to /b/ and /trash/ where it belongs.
>>154847787It's mostly his boyfriend who's the joke. But Dingdong is the one who can't stop engaging with trolls.They are essentially both half of a lolcow, combined to form a complete one.
>>154847893"why come" is commonly used wording to deliberately appear illiterate or stupid. Within the context of green text, that poster is typing that way to make the person he is replying to appear less intelligent.
>>154847893>video games and film and even TV shows have better, less autismal fanbases than cartoons do and their boards- despite being shit- are still of a higher quality than this one
>>154847893>video games and film and even TV shows have better, less autismal fanbases than cartoons doNot really, no, you're either delusional or blind
>>154839296Even at your most hyperbolic, this shit doesn’t matter. Ding Dong isn’t reliable and Chris is neither mad or cancelled. Its literally just someone second guessing an old friend.
>>154846681>Why is Pizzagate considered such a wild conspiracy that only chuds could believe, despite the Epstein files proving otherwise?It's because the guy witth guy who went to the pizza shop that was mentioned tried to go free the kids being kept in the basement there he found that there was no kids and there was no basement Basically gave every person who supports the conspiracy the looney label
>>154846681People got so mind broken over pizza gate>look, it seems like the rich are sending emails to each other alluding to some pretty creepy stuff, also (tangentially) there may have been something happening at a particular pizza place they all kept bringing upWhy is this the most unhinged thing ever? Specifically because it contains the word pizza, and it sounds funny?Why when the Epstein stuff dropped like a year later were none of them ever able to connect the dots and realize it's the same fucking thing the pizzagate people were talking about?Yes, it's happening. Yes, they're all in on it. And that goes for both the ones you like on the blue team, and the ones you don't like on the red team.Welcome aboard, man who just started paying attention.
>>154838287What about tuba vore
>>154847893>video games>less autismal fanbases>in a post ubdertale world>in a post deltarune world even
/co/ is allowing these lolcow threads now?
>>154849005As long as jannys and mods do nothing about it They consider it engagement
>>154846681I am not convinced pizzagate isn't real. We all saw the emails. There's a better then likely chance that the victims were moved and the basement was sealed in a timeframe to protect the biggest conspiracy in the world at the present so it appears deboonked and throws off the trail.
>>154849116people really miss the forest for the trees in assuming everything was about that one pizza place. Most likely, it was just one of many locations, and they scrubbed the place clean the second things leaked.
>>154846933by the way, I have heard people vocal about being annoyed with all the AI gen content videos like how South Park fans were annoyed with Tegridy episides, but I haven't hears a peep that one of the biggest and most monitiezed memes to come out of the channel is a product of AI. Nobody is out here protesting Armenian Cory and none of the "AI never ever" types are raising issues with it.
>>154848880Pizza funny, pizza dumb
>>154846963I agree with you and I'll also add that something seems to have changed over the years. I don't believe they were always so adamantly left wing 2018. I was just rewatching the Shenmue playthrough and Ding Dong himself makes calling something gay his own organic punchline (no tact or logic to it, he just calls it gay in the same low effort funneh manner the trio does), and I know he has made shrink/growth jokes to (at) Chris. IDK who on their team was into sounding/urethral insertion but those jokes were also aplenty and not just made by Chris. Like bro, you literally made these jokes too, and not just in a "clap back" manner. It's all coming off hypocritical. Like I said, it doesn't seem like it was a problem at the time and they retroactively seem to quarrel with it now after having years of an understandably ostracizing and traumatic situation unfold on them. I think genuinely we have a Kanye West situation here and someone should just keep the microphone from them before they put more feet in their mouths. Seriously, go back and watch old OP with them in it, either they are masterclass improve actors or they sound like they are genuinely having a fun time together. I can comprehend the faggotry of business and mercy contracts being a super buzzkill, but I think the truest statement DD has said was "before all that crap it was fun to just sit on a couch and play games, joking around". To me it sounds like they kept the " bros chilling" image as organic as they could for as long as they could.
>>154847551if they weren't big Arin might not have had an office for Chris to start his channel recordings in. GG may not have been around for Chris to think its worth copying. GG sucks now and Arin sucks, but credit where credit is due.
>>15483956310 years and you still can't have filenames on your overpriced toy0 you know, unless you use Safari with the Userscript extension and 4chanX
>>154845138Cuphead took 6 years, while the lead devs worked other jobs, and is one of the most lavishly animated 2d games out there. What the actual fuck is taking Newgrounds so long? They're like 10+ years in at this point and have released next to nothing of note in the interim.
>>154849005>nowThere's been threads about CWC and Tom Preston for decades.
>>154849211They were outright chuds in the old days. What you're seeing now is either troll's remorse, some kind of trauma from the doxxing, or they simply fell into the far left discord/bluesky sphere, and decided they like it better because people blow smoke up their asses for being an alphabet.And you know what? Fine. They can go and live their lives, but the both of them are either nuts or being incredibly dishonest.They were not victims of a culture of bullying. They were in on it.
>>154847315>Ding Dong is most likely JewishI mean if the whole liking penis thing didn't give it away...
>>154849319and you know what makes me the saddest about all this? it's that nobody was supposed to go home feeling hurt or bullied at the end of the day. Dudebro humor and old internet edge isn't actuallyfor the purpose of ruining someone's day, you're supposed to take it like a joke, realize it means and changes nothing in the long run, buck up and forget about it. And part of the "problem" they see with audiences they built on this sense of humor is that they love being in on the joke; partially the parasocial aspect, but goddamn Dave Chapelle and other such comedians have many stories where fans come up to them and recite favorite jokes from them. The Best Gamers made it clear DD is a counterculturalist and I just truly believe he and Julian were not made for that kind of fame. That's all well and good, and if that was all there was to their departure from OP and Cali that would be a perfectly acceptable end to the story.
>>1548492587 yearsBut then again all of cuphead's assets are hand drawn the traditional way On top of that it was their first game And then they came out with dlc using the same method only slightly improved So yeah they have no excuse
>>154849005Fuck else are we gonna talk about?>Shark Tale is so underrated>imagine if she was your daughter (Owl House edition)>This Fairly Oddparents character design is terrible.>imagine if she was your daughter (Amphibia edition)>DALL-E AI general #6603yeah real "cool" board.
>>154849397Yeah, but Ding Dong was like an actual chud. The kind of guy who was always lurking in his own private chat groups, spreading shit, and fucking with people. Probably the kind of person who was actually in on phase 1 Chris Chan trolling.I liked the Best Gamers videos back in the day, but I wasn't about to join their forums. Those people were intimidating, and he was the ring leader.
>>154842350>The moral of the story is to never changeThe moral is: if you change, don't act high and mighty about it and burn every bridge you have with people.
>>154849495>actually ding dong is a nazi!This thread is pathetic
>>154849495Was Ding Dong really that bad? I know he said nigger but thats really where my knowledge of Best Gamers ends. Was he really a supreme level chud that became woke after getting a mexican dick up his ass?
>>154842350wild to me that just because you found a joke funny to make back then also implies you were serious with your words. Isn't the point of a joke that you aren't making serious declarations? If I change my mind and decide a joke was in poor taste and I want to apologise for making it, sure that's fine, but why do I need to state I didn't mean it when I was joking in the first place?The reason pic rel is different is because he likely wasn't joking but disingenuously pivoted to playing it off as a joke, hence the necessity for denouncing. But if you were always making jokes the whole time you don't need to tell people you weren't serious, you were never serious to being with and that wasn't in quest ion!
>>154849552No one's actually a Nazi, unless they were German and living in the 30's.
>>154849496No foul has occurred, you can do anything. Nobody died nobody was even hurt. Some dude second guessed his old friends kind of unfairly. That’s all that happened. If you children would stop calling foul and claiming catastrophe over everything, you would realize life is fine. Nobody actually becomes an unredeemable superfailure just for bitching at the wrong person for even a while. Or do you really subscribe to Real Housewives rules?
If he loaded the Wild Woody save file could this have been avoided?
>>154849562Holy fuck dude why are you acting like you’ve never been through this? Quit catastrophizing and quit being clueless, politics and humor change (or even just briefly hiccup) and it can make your previous statements and jokes feel mean and embarassing. ‘Oh its a joke so that means its all fake!’ Am i going to have to explain to you the meaning of humor or do you think it just means ‘lying’? ‘In was joking at the time but now im uncomfortable being used as and making gay jokes’ simple
>>154849613history needs to be viewed through historical lenses. What was ethical before shouldn't need more than a "oh, I don't make those jokes anymore" if they aren't ethical today. Apologizing is polite but capitulating to the idea that you did mean harm. Do not accept the premise of assholes.
>>154849562>The reason pic rel is different is because he likely wasn't jokingYou're basing that one what?Plus, the joke in the episode is literally that a guy shows up, says something awkward, and then has to backpeddle.Also it was a mind experiment.
>>154849639‘I regret my previous jokes and some of it was peer pressure, i now see that as asshole behavior’ this guy’s practically throwing acid on the Mona Lisa with that one, right? Get a grip
>>154849646if it were truly a joke why would he backpeddle to mind experiment? he would have stood by it bring a joke.
>>154849667>explaining comedy to an alien
As an originally closeted gay, all he really wants is a limited hangout where he can play video games and make them. He’s been struggling with how that works lately, and his history with oneyplays makes it a bit harder even though they brought them most of their subs. So he spent like 24 hours thinking about it and kind of sublimating and transferring his frustrations there onto individuals and events he can remember. It’s really that simple guys.
>>154849691I can't be replying to DD, he didn't watch Smiling Friends.
>>154849667Because he’s just a guy and not a genius and he regretted it and wanted to make it sound like he wasn’t doing anything
>>154849667If you admitted every offensive or edgy joke was just a joke then there'd be no fun at the expense of retards without the social awareness to understand when someone is and isn't being serious
>>154847315>Ding Dong is likely jewishIt would make sense with how hes only releatively recently started distancing from Chris. Since maga is incredibly pro jewish, but maga voters have been turning on Trump and getting jewpilled its the right is no longer a safe space for kikes.
>>154849783>>154847315You guys really are weird idiots
>>154848809It was pretty stupid to think that they would keep using the same pizza shop after the emails got leaked.Its like if they were still using Epsteins island.
I just hope DD realizes that the wholesome "safe space" he's trying so hard to cultivate will inevitably make him a hostage in his own livestreams, and that he'll always be under constant surveillance of "tolerant and inclusive" types who infest these kinds of communities.
>>154849574>No foul has occurred, you can do anything. Nobody died nobody was even hurtOkay then why are you getting uppity with everyone for talking about it? You can do anything. Nobody died, nobody was even hurt.
>>154849258Did you consider that maybe the cuphead devs are just more talented or passionate than the newgrounds guys?
>>154849667>backpeddle
>>154849847But the newgrounds guys have finished several games before, it's not like they're brand new devs. They know what goes into making a game, there's no feasible reason Nightmare Cops needs to take 10+ years to finish other than feature creep.
>>154849828Could you give it a rest already? You’re trying to give this guy shit for criticizing his old friends yet you’re trying to indict every group you can while doing it. No, it is not guaranteed that everyone who gets sick of you and your style of internet humor, is cursed to live with mutant slavers. Give it a rest man
>>154848036>no no! I- I mean, THAT GUY misspelled it on purpose to make YOU look stupid!!
>>154849845Because you guys are spazzes and keep saying stupid shit. It baffles me the way you go about the works and how strangely you process information. Guy feels awkward having said nigger on the internet, being outed as gay and such, tried to figure out why and how that all happened. Simple
>>154849794>You're uhh weird Kamala wants her meme back
>>154849866>yet you’re trying to indict every group you can while doing it.Libs indict themselves every day they (unfortunately) continue to exist.
>>154849864>he newgrounds guys have finished several games beforeAnd not a single one is as good as cuphead. Which I think proves my point.
>>154849885You can’t even stop yourself, can you?
>>154849878>rambling about your e-friends after being awake for 26 hours playing Kirby Pinball is sane and if you have a problem with it *you* are the insane oneHoly shit I was joking before but this might actually be Ding Dong
>>154849899Battleblock Theater was as good as base-game Cuphead. the DLC makes it better, but it's DLC so it doesn't count.
>>154849899Mewgenics clears Cuphead easy
>>154849914He wasn’t being incredibly sane, he was having a nervous insomniac episode and reaching for answers. If you can’t see that then I guess you can continue catastrophizing and acting like this isn’t well within the behavior of someone who’s struggling with an alternative lifestyle. Is anybody with a name actually effected by this?
>>154849697if he doesn't like attracting a big audience, the sensible thing would be to just adopt a different name. Do you know how many faceless nobodies there are on Twitch?
>>154849144Because like any other tool, AI needs a bit of finesse and talent to make something good. Your typical sales jeet either doesn't know that or doesn't care. They'll just keep repeating "it just works, saar" over and over like it's a miracle brain implant that turns you into a creative genius overnight with no investment on your part.
I miss the intern Bagingi...
>>154849960Sure but easier said than done. He would have to avoid acting like Ding Dong and become a different person. Its just not that easy, it will still be him and he will be found and criticized further for having tried it (i recall the myth of Xolotl). I understand the idea that if there’s a course of action, take it and don’t complain, but attempting to explain your relationships and desires is a sensible course of action to at least attempt (even if it lands poorly)In reality they’re just not much of planners and usually improvise everything, no plan was really made, this was just an episode
>>154849899And not a single one took as long to make as Cuphead, either. Which proves MY point, WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG???
>>154844199I'll always go back to their Kingdom Hearts I and II playthroughs. It's a shame they never got together again for III, and that's definitely never happening now. Maybe it's for the best.
>>154849999Does Cory's autism not extend to KH?
>>154849562I wonder if DD actually watched this or just saw some discussion out of context and assumed the exact opposite because he seems to think it was a redux of the blackface demon joke but the joke is the guy is bigoted coward.
Ding Dong was just a pawn in Big Tomar's game once Chris has been cancelled and his assets seized it will be known as Joshuaplays
>>154849899Cuphead is artistically based but Castle Crashers is in the same realm.
>>154849872I mean it's green text, that's how that works. Yes.
>>154850044Based on what?
>>154850029It is politically charged and finger pointing both to any group and the audience at the same time, ‘right wing’ probably not but it is an obnoxious accusation even if you get the joke or not. This is not a call to take down the joke or say it shouldn’t be had, this is a neutral statement on the ingredients of this joke
>>154849960People figured out Gura was Senzawa and that Saba is Gura almost fucking immediately.They would fugure out ding dong is ding dong, voice, mannerisms, personality. It isnt easy to pretend to be someone else, he'd need a voice changer at absolute minimum to do this.
>>154850044I like castle crashers so I'll admit you're right there.
>>154849922Mewgenics is the best indie game I’ve played in my life and I don’t even like strategy games
>>154849964See, I agree with your point on its face, but do you recall the context Chris made the Cory edit in? It was a throwaway phone app to shitpost clown on his friend. It was the equivilant to how they draw each other in Doodle Dude episodes, there was no "major artistic vision" behind this just like anytime they have a canvas for fun. To be clear, I am perfectly fine with this, Armenian Cory is funny regardless of if an AI made it or if someone photoshopped it, I just feel smarmy toward the people who hate AI on principle and not for the low effort 'I don't care, gen it once and publish' jeets like you described. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvbBLDSpO3A
>>154850071hell even artists with drawing styles have a similar struggle. >its another "artist's smut account gets discovered and they nuke their gallery" episode
>>154848809The shooter? He has an imdb page. He's an actor. The basement is also either that back party room (you have to go down like one or two steps so technically it's a basement) or Bucks Fishing and camping, restaurant also owned by James Alefantis that has a real basement. James mentioned the restaurant has a basement in an old article talking about his organic tomato sauce and that they have a harvest party in the basement.
>>154846681Five Nights at Freddy's gotta be pizzagate disinfo or something. Scott must be a freemason.
>>154850071thats why you keep anything identifying off your porn account. no voice shit, no face shit, no name, nothingt. secret porn artist
>>154850143Ai is objectively bad, not because of reasons leftists give about stealing art or whatever.Ai is bad because its atrophing peoples abilities in real time, while creating a survilence grid to enslave you digitally.The problem with AI isnt Dall-E or Grok drawing pictures, its Palantir survielence and Chatgpt and Claude making people retarded.
>>154850071>>154849960>>154850185Yeah this actually already fucking happened when Ding Dong was identified as the tuba croc guy (you just can't hide a fetish like that, its like a fingerprint you cant burn off)
>>154850185Even people on 4chan get recognised just by writing style sometimes.
>>154850215Its a pretty fucking niche fetish so yeah its gonna connect back to him.Theres probably more Cellvore fags than Tubavore fags.
>>154850213@grok is this true?
>>154843094Sharty did send a pizza to their house
>>154847315I choose to believe this not because it's true but because it's funny.
>>154850213>while creating a survilence grid to enslave you digitally.>The problem with AI isnt Dall-E or Grok drawing pictures, its Palantir survielence and Chatgpt and Claude making people retarded.I absolutely hate this shit but I am still pro AI and do all my stuff locally on my own hardware. AI is a neat tool but the climate our technocrat overlords are facilitating is that you don't own your own machines anymore, hence a reliance on cloud services (remember there is no such thing as a cloud, it is always someone else's computer!) AI is not the problem there, it is simply the carrot on the stick for the masses, however a rose by any other name is just as sweet.
Ding Dong isn't really a very big e-celeb. He could totally disappear into the ether, if he didn't keep generating drama.To put it in context, his streams get about a hundred views, and I watch people who you've never heard of who get upwards of a thousand.
>>154850295Thats another big thing, alot of ai is just rebranded cloud computing since people rejected it the first time.I'll admit that local AI is alot less concerning than the corporate stuff, but I still worry about skill atrophy.
>>154850020Nah, he's not emo enough
>>154850020a different beast
>>154843745being a racist chud kinda has this effect
>>154850029with how much julian freaks out he probably is watching neither SF or Oneyplays, but he does mention multiple times he has someone who tells him info on what they are doing.it makes me wonder if they are being ideas guy'd, that someone in their friend group is one of the people trying to fuck with him by giving him twisted info to be paranoid about.like with the tuba thing, DD said it was to out him as a furry but neither DD nor furrys were brought up or relevant, so i wonder if he was told that was the context, then again getting a joke from smiling friends wrong and again when someone apparently referenced zachs twitter to him out of nowhere
BEST OF RETRO GAMESSEEING PIXEL THANGS
>>154850882funny thing, Dingdong's character is a lizard? Isn't that a scalie?
>>154850906He's an alien but we can certainly say he is a cartoonsexual.
>>154851079he means the tuba guy, not Ding Dong's rabbid-ish mascot/avatar
>>154851079Sorry, I meant Timothy Tuba, isn't that his OC?
>>154850906Its basically Willie Trombone from neverhood
>>154851131No this ishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fYzq4OELhI
wish there were more ding dong x Cory delaminguez videos
Poor DD is being made fun of by the whole fandom for his tuba fetish
>>154850677Retard lmao
>>154852737were there any?
>>154852820there were a few
I still don't understand why they were going to make a big finale.It was a terrible game that the funnee boys were making not really tolerable on their last outing and allegedly it was all falling apart behind the scenes too.They're not hard workers and they don't make animations so the decision to do that is retarded.>>154846458Anons might be talking about it here because we can't talk about it elsewhere.>>154849258Newgrounds is a dumping ground for teenagers from a specific time period. It's not for serious people.Anyone worth anything didn't start there.
I really am curious what DD and J are thinking about this whole thing. Best thing they could do is stay away from streaming for a while and just wait for the worst of the teasing to pass. I’m just still kind of baffled at not wanting to be associated with OneyPlays by digging up 5 year old drama. Even people who have never even watched OneyPlays now associate it with them. Whole thing is just stupidly ironic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak74MKjvoEU
>>154850311I mean, the main reality of AI is that products like Grok function like an internet browser with good beside manners, right?
>>154853026They should take advantage of the attention and sell Tough Bippy plushies to raise money for their game development.
>>154853026>I really am curious what DD and J are thinking about this whole thingisn't that, like, the one question they constantly answer?
Never work with or pander to queers.
>>154853340They'd just get clowned on for making Merch after bitching about Merch
>>154853737That’s the joke
ONNNEYPLAYS RUINED MOI LOIFETHAT'S WHY OIM VOTING FOR KAMALAAA
suicide isnt funny, there's nothing funny about this, but isn't Ding Dong saying he's not suicidal false considering he's on record saying he made an attempt of his life a few years ago? If the years of distance is enough to make a difference, fair, but if they are also saying their mental state is getting worse then how is one meant to read that? Or am I conflating what DD and Julian each said?
>>154853905because she said big chungus...
>>154852737They streamed together during the TBG stuff so you can find some by digging around, they played Doug for the GBC.
>>154854783they ever figure out what the Doug button did?
>>154854831It causes Doug to go into one of his fantasies about being Quailman and killing Roger by reenacting 9/11
I just hope Ding Dong and Julien get the help they need because it is clear they have issues by saying all that silly shit.Not an excuse to harass them in real life, anyone who thinks otherwise is just coping and their frontal lobe is still not fully developed yet or damaged or stunted. But this part is so obvious that it often goes unsaid, and a tragedy for humanity when it is not.
>>154849469there are like 5 indie shows you could get into rn, you might not like them but it's better than treating this as kiwifarms light imo
>We’re all gonna die >It doesn’t mean anything>Someone is right wing/says the nword>"WTF HOW CAN YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>>154849469The absolute state of /co/ stuff in general is pretty terrible right now.As much some insecure autists might not like to hear this, kids were an important demographic for funding animation, but kids are glued to social media 24/7 nowadays so less money is going into animated shows. The audience for adult animation is still handicapped by the stigma of cartoons being for kids so we don't have much of that either. All of this is why indie shows are doing well, they win by default because the bigger guys barely give a fuck about cartoons.Western comics have been overtaken by manga at this point and honestly i'm surprised it took so long to actually happen.
>>154854918sorry what's the correlation between the 2 things?
>>154855113idk why networks haven't just given up and put everything on Youtube and Tiktok yet.At the very least, if you have a show, upload like half of the episodes. People aren't going to see it otherwise.
>>154854885None of them look all that good except maybe Lackadaisy and that seems like 50-50 odds of coming out this decade
>>154854918You Pigger
>>154842449I find it hilarious he phrases it as making fun of some small trans artists work when like https://youtu.be/wX4kxGdwmdM DD you can go on all you want about posting a video during Trump's inauguration (it wasn't) you recorded this 2 years after GG during Trump's first term>>154842519That and as people have pointed out they drew the guy as a fat retard so it kinda implies he's objecting purely on simple logic of "well robbing people is mean" so their response just feels like it's punching down >>154842532You have true revolutionary spirit, that's admirable>>154843009I was going to say bringing up tranny mass shootings made me think "oh are you one of those retards that's giving easy victory points by implying there's an epidemic of tranny mass shootings and advocating for hypocritically revoking their 2A rights as if setting that precedent is not going to backfire" because it really is a small amount and there's better arguments to be had that can't be disproven with statistics
>>154855751if someone tried to introduce themselves to me by gloating about about a streamer getting robbed, I would mentally file them away as trouble, and try not to be friends with them>dude, GrouchyGreg got his face kicked in by muggers on the Buttcast! Isn't that awesome?No?
>>154855744Ok Nigger
>>154846271>Intellectual Wigger on Shitter
>>154855751To be fair, and I don't mean to stir anything up, there is a powerful legal argument that Brianna Wu is an agitprop representative and a chronically extreme partisan tool (having previously worked for the Bush W Administration and then radically flipping), and for what its worth cannot be trusted as anyone's representative and especially cannot be trusted as a datapoint in how claimed 'political opponents' behave. This is no anti-LGBT-statement, Brianna Wu and every response to her are not useful. They are scrambled. Best salvaged for jokes, even better left alone.
>>154854918>>154855531>>154855744>>154855869Memes are memes they're not black, white, hispanic, asian, male, female, non-binary, or LGBTQIA. They are for everyone to use regardless or who you are or what you identify as. Assigning identifiers to images is just another way to divide this already fractured world.
I remember Chris getting piled on on twitter for saying something bad about BLM.Little did they know...The Irish tongue never sprays lies....
>>154840326Gays have thousands of partners in their life, thats why monkey pox and aids spread so quick
>>154844191I think the problem with Apu line is under appreciated
>>154840799This is an hour long but the song >>154844191 gives you the jist way faster
>>154846415zach did too
>>154843411Shart heads aren't the most intelligent people.
>>154846271You can make fun of someone while also not wanting them to be physically harassed
>>154843411because tapping the glass and watching the fish bash its head on the wall is all some people have.lolcows are sad, but lolcow fans are fucking depressing if you've ever met one IRL.literally letting some random autist halfway across the world live rent free in their mind 24/7
>>154856387so did julian
What bugs me about the whole Ding Dong thing is that he is absolutely right about Chris essentially being a /pol/tard. The guys do absolutely dogwhistle and normalize right-wing values. Hell, I'd argue that the success of Smiling Friends was probably the first big piece of mainstream media to defy and challenge the modern Zog media landscape. And Ding Dong contributed to it, as much as he doesn't want to admit it. He's doing the same thing as Idubbz; he wants to retroactively pretend that the edgy jokes he made were under duress, or being "pried" out of him. That's just not true. You meant those jokes in earnest, and it's a bullshit lie to pretend otherwise.I'm absolutely willing to believe DD when he says that Chris browses these threads and obsesses over what we think about him. That being said, Chris is the funniest in Oney Plays, and I don't care what anyone says. Hope DD and Julian get their lives sorted out though.
>>154853016Might as well ask. What the fuck was DD talking about when he said he reverse engineered the game and shit? He kept saying how much he busted his ass over that LP but I don't remember it being particularly interesting.
>>154857197>Chris essentially being a /pol/tard. The guys do absolutely dogwhistle and normalize right-wing values.Prove it.
>>154855531I guess to strawman: he's saying that if you don't believe in any objective morality then it's irrational for you to be upset at racist/sexist jokes. I mean, that's retarded, but that's what he's saying.
>>154857231I literally can't, that's the point of a dog whistle, retard. It's subtle in-joking, designed to titilate those who are in the know, and normalize their beliefs to those who aren't. It's also a tactic designed to crazymake the people calling it out."I-I wasn't making an edgy joke, it was the silly cartoon character! See!?"By the way, I don't care if people say nigger or retard or whatever. I'm just calling a Spade a Spade.
>>154857197>>154857254You are not going to convince me that the guy who called markiplier a nazi isn't schizo. There is no fucking way that the most inoffensive e-celeb is secretly hitler 2.0.
>>154857197>he is absolutely right about Chris essentially being a /pol/tard.This is a good thing.jews are evil.But im sure you already agree
>>154857265>This is a good thing.Sure, just be honest about it.>>154857264No, I get it, Ding Dong is probably a nutter. I don't know a lot about Markiplier. But you're just wrong if you don't think Chris is a white nationalist. The guy's friends with Jontron and shit. He's Irish. Come on.
>>154857254Then post a example of them normalizing right-wing values in a manner that isn't a dogwhistle, or are they in a constant stae of subterfuge.
>>154857290Their stance on porn.
>>154857280Irish people love brown foreigners, they let tons of them into their country.
>>154857307No, (((they))) invite the foreigners, and then the proper Irishmen riot.
>>154857197nah. I'm not buying into this "they're secretly Nazis, bros!" rigmarole. They're not.Basic bitch chuddery and not liking SJWs is lightweight, and it's what the rest of you were like ten years ago.
>>154857301That you shouldn't excessively consume it?
>>154857317Again, they're friends with Jontron. You could hear Zach playing coy during the Dustborn playthrough when that one song had the lyric, "we're the aliens, we'll replace you" or whatever.>>154857319That you shouldn't be allowed to consume it.
>>154857313>then the proper Irishmen riot.For all the good that achieves.
>>154857325>That you shouldn't be allowed to consume it.Where was that said? If they believed that they wouldn't be friends with Cory.
>>154857317Chris is clearly anti zog.Ding dong is right about the worms being jews, worms were chosen because they burrow underground. Look up nyc jew tunnels.
>>154857301>if you can only get hard to men shitting in diapers, don't jack off for a monthAs Hitler once said....
>>154857340>Where was that said?It wasn't said, hence the dogwhistle.>>154857342>Hyperbole is a good substitute for an argument!
>>154857325Jontron's not a Nazi either. He's Iranian.
>>154857359Johns middle name is literally Aryan and he went on a rant about how niggers do more crime.
>>154857290>>154857353I asked for a non dogwhistle example.
>Chris jokes about having a hot mic while taking a shit and talking to his editor There's no way since I'm sure this was recorded a month ago but still...the coincidence.
>>154857197He’s had multiple trannies on his show and calls them by their preferred pronoun. But I guess in the era of Lady MAGA dragshows he can still be a chud.
>>154857371>Johns middle name is literally AryanIt's a persian thing, his dad is iranian.
>>154857371I just don't get why he thought interacting with Destiny was a good idea.
>>154857341I genuinely doubt Chris understands what "zog" is. He doesn't seem very politically engaged.
>>154857359Don't do this man. Come on. I don't understand why people who like Oney Plays act so coy. In fact, I genuinely like to ask this question, because OP fans cannot answer it without floundering:Let's say there was a federal-wide legislation to ban porn. Exactly like the one in Texas, but across the United States. And, specifically, let's say it was a Republican/MAGS-proposed bill. Do you think Zach and Chris would oppose it? Would they say, explicitly, "this is bullshit, this is not okay, this is censorship"?The answer is no, they wouldn't. They would be passive, because it is benefiting their goals.
>>154857371It’s a literal fact that nigs commit more crime though. The only debate there is the cause of that statistic.
>>154857371wasn't really a "rant" was it? It was Destiny backing him into a corner.
>>154857392He uses 4chan.He knows what zog is.Even fucking /po/ - papercraft and origami know about zog.
>>154857396I would assume that if they never stated a stance they they're ignorant idiots like the majority of the UK is to the so called online safety act.
>>154857415I'm pro Jontron btw.I dont use rant in a disparaging way.
>>154857391He unironically was probably trying to become a more serious/political streamer/youtuber like H3H3 was doing at the time. Luckily we avoided the timeline where JonTron is interviewing JD Vance next to a giant robot parakeet because he got outsmarted by a methed up midget.
>>154857417Ding dong said he saw him in an e-celeb gossip thread, not /pol/.
>>154857396yes, I think they would oppose it. I don't think they're supporters of censorship.
>>154857381>He’s had multiple trannies on his show and calls them by their preferred pronoun.He does it to capitulate, so he can still have access to mainstream media.>>154857375Oh, sorry, my apologies. I get what you're saying.So, when it comes to analyzing a person and their beliefs, you have to draw from various isolated examples, and form a pattern. So for example, Chris has talked about how he believes that porn makes you more passive and weak. He has literally said that society started to get more weak and effeminate ever since we normalized access to porn. Is that statement, in of itself, bad? No, of course not. But nobody throws a descriptor out in the air for no reason. The point is that it's a DESCRIPTOR. So when Chris is more explicit about his beliefs, it's very easy to fall back and pretend like his beliefs are much more mild than they actually are. It's about being honest with your intentions.
>>154857439I doubt Jon is pro Vance or Trump.He doesnt seem like a MIGA fagI'm willing to bet he did vote Trump in 2016 tho hoping for MAGA
>>154857417what is zog?
>>154857396Probably if only because they'd be personally affected when it reaches into shit like twitter and Newgrounds.
>>154857448>But nobody throws a descriptor out in the air for no reason. The point is that it's a DESCRIPTOR.Sorry, I meant to say that it's a PRESCRIPTION*When I make a statement like, "man, society used to be so much better before candy was invented (random example)" the prescription I'm making is that I want candy banned.
>>154857461It's a alien.
>>154857463Why? They don't make porn, besides Cory.
>>154857458He seems somewhat conservative, if he went down the political pipeline with those values I'm assuming he'd at least humor more rightwing guests. Like I'm seeing him as a Right leaning H3H3 in this alternate future who was talking with more left leaning figures until they turned on him for literally fucking with the IDF.
>>154857441>An e-celeb gossip threadYou mean like this one, that we're currently discussing the kikes in?I see anons on /v/ that are jew pilledI see anons on /co/ that are jew pilledI see anons on /tg/ that are jew pilledI see anons on /g/ that are jew pilled.I even see anons on the heavily moderated /a/ that are jew pilled.The entire website has anti jew posts anon, Chris certainly knows what zog is even if he doesnt know that much he's 100% heard of the concept before.
>>154857458>I doubt Jon is pro Vance or Trump.He literally said, verbatim, "you can't be a centrist on this anymore, you have to pick a side" during the Destiny debate. He's pro-MAGA.
>>154840841it was based but they still had their bias against republicans which just shows the ignorance they have as cityfags
Beat of Corey put it in a book that's a story
>>154857490I cant see Jon supporting israel so Trump would hate him.I agree he leans right, but that doesnt mean he would support israels biggest puppet.I think Jon would have been MAGA at first and dumped it when it became MIGA.
>>154857468Not necessarily.I'll do it now. Society was better before the internet.Do I want the internet banned? No. I wish it could go back to being fun somehow, and that the shit it ruined could be unruined.banning the internet would be a travesty. We'd lose a lot of good stuff.
>>154857448>But nobody throws a prescriptor out in the air for no reason.I believe he's going off his own experience with it which was mentioned in the sonic heroes playthrough.
>>154857543>Do I want the internet banned? No.What? No, if you make that statement in isolation, that ABSOLUTELY means you want the internet banned. I don't know what world you live in where you think words should just be taken literally, at face-value, with literally no subtext whatsoever.
>>154857504Anon that was a whole decade ago before Trump betrayed his entire voterbase, most of /pol/ isnt even pro Trump anymore.I dont believe for a second that Jontron supports israel.
>>154857555>I dont believe for a second that Jontron supports israel.You're probably right, but all I'm saying is that Jon is a absolutely right-leaning. There needs to be a new catch-all term for people who browse /pol/, and the various inorganic shills and bots who imitate /pol/'s beliefs and sell them to normies. It can't be just embodied by MAGA anymore.But whatever that word is, Jon is that. He's as right-wing as you can get.
>>154857553I think more people would agree with me."the world was better before Marvel movies" does not mean track down every copy and burn them all. That is some ridiculous hyperbole.
>>154857568You say that like pol has a singular belief system.
>>154857568Its called the third position.t. An actual /pol/tard and not one of the glowniggers that infest that board.
>>154857587Natsoc
>>154857604Everyone on /co/ is a tumblrina.
>>154857568I mean, who hasn't been on /pol/? It's funny sometimes. Moreso ten or fourteen years ago, admittedly.That doesn't automatically make you some silly cartoon Nazi, or Q Anon schizo, or even necessarily a right winger.
>>154857581Alright, I guess we just fundamentally disagree.>>154857587It does. Stop this. We are so fucking beyond the world of people just being isolated islands. Cultural osmosis exists. Memetic diseases exist. Mind-cancers exist. People don't just accidentally adopt the same beliefs in perfect lock-step. Again, I go back to the porn example. This was not organic. This was not a normal. It's not as fashionable now, but back then there was very much a, " we need to ban all degeneracy and return to the 1920s" mindset with /pol/. Sites like YourBrainOnPorn.com kept getting cited over and over, despite being debunked. This isn't organic.>>154857590It's not JUST third position. It's specifically a third position designed to violently overthrow the modern government, install a fascistic regime, and reenact Nazi Germany. That's the point. Don't be retarded.
>>154857535Jon's the child of Iranian Diaspora, who hate the current Iranian government and suck Israeli dick, so it could go either way depending on how much his parents indoctrinated him into the cause.
>>154857626The 1920s were degenerate though
>>154857626>and reenact Nazi Germany.half of /pol/ fucking loves muslims and gets angry if you say that the entirety of the middle east should be nuked instead of just israel
>>154857693>half of /pol/ fucking loves muslims and gets angry if you say that the entirety of the middle east should be nuked instead of just israelUnironic No True Scottsman fallacy.
>>154857626The third position is Natsoc.I support Hitler anon.
>>154857718Sure. Sometimes when people say Third Position they think, like, the Green Party or some centrist shit.
>>154857676Thats a fair argument, however id counter with most of those pro israel diaspora types also support leftism/multi culturalism in western countries.And I dont think Jon aligns with those types.
>>154857396>Let's say there was a federal-wide legislation to ban porn. Exactly like the one in Texas, but across the United States.a perfect copy means a perfect copy! You can't be a perfect copy and also be six inches tall!
>>154857718What if you're a nat-soc who HATES Hitler, specifically because he failed?
>>154857743Then you are probably a Strasserist.
>>154857743Idk you might be Evolas reincarnation.Or just a jew victim blaming the only one who actually tried to prevent zog.
I'm not really into authority, personally. The whole fascist thing isn't my bag.Maybe vaguely chuddy anarchy.
>>154857290>post a example of them normalizing right-wing values in a manner that isn't a dogwhistleOh, actually, I just realized that I can give you the perfect example: Chris literally called out that guy on the /co/ thread during the Forspoken thread. Boom, that's all you need right there.
If you had a tiny clone of adolf hitler would you vote for him?
>>154857789>during the Forspoken thread.Forspoken playthrough* ffs I'm high strung rnHe called out the guy that kept pointing out Chris' obsession with hating porn in these literal threads.
>>154857792I'd build a tiny house for him, and set up a live stream, obviously. Maybe introduce tiny Churchill and Mussolini
>>154857729Well theyre stupid then because third position means anti capitalst and anti communist.It was a term created by Juan Perón
>>154857792But why is he a clone?
>Chris on the show makes fart and cum jokes>Somehow those are alt-right dog whistles
>>154858025Meanwhile Ding dong said he wouldnt torture tiny Hitler and that it would be fun to have him around.
>>154843784but the song said two worlds one family...
>>154857850>Chris is adamant it be a tiny clone of Hitler but also refuses to accept you wouldn't torture a poor little fake HitlerWhy was he like that
>>154858283Because he was fishing for them to say yes, and they didnt. Probably to make a joke when they said yes, Dug himself way too deep and invented Shapiffany
>>154857780>vaguely chuddy anarchyNot sure how this would work but the phrase "rape-based currency system" springs to mind.
>>154858327>Not sure how this would workThe primordial truth.Violence.Ancoms arent real anarchists.
>>154857378Yeah, sometimes you’ve gotta wonder, Ding Dong will definitely call it a targeted attack though
>>154858025having fun is evil and reactionary and distracts you from thee Revolution (intra-bourgeois administrative coup). you need to be a good citizen and stop being so irony poisoned it's harmful to trans lives. i wrote this in a thick serif 70s font
>>154838287Something i realized is that Gay people online either never had or lose the ability when they come out to differentiate between different chud groups and it in turn drives them insane. Like most "chuds" can be broken down into"We don't care about your identity if you make good shit and don't prevent good shit from getting made" (Most)"We hate you and will take satisfaction from things that hurt you but will never do anything directly" (Sizable Vocal Minority)"We hate you and will attack you IRL if given the chance" (really Rare)Also all three do online bullying but doesn't count since its all online bullshit.Like you can still argue that they shouldn't be treated poorly online, but all these dudes get wrapped up in paranoia that all the "chuds" are coming to kill them when that simply is not the case causing cases of misfire and panic, unintentionally making themselves much bigger targets in the process.Like all they have to do is keep in mind that the edgy 14 year old's can't actually hurt them and they would be much happier.
The party is over. Time to banana split out of my club!
