>canonically browses rule 34
>>154841890If you were hot and people made porn of you. Would you look it up?
>>154841890Source?
>>154841915She brings up art of Spidey being gang raped by ten Mysterio’s in the new movie
MCU thinks sexual harassment towards Peter Parker is comedy gold
>>154841890Am I supposed to know or care who the fuck that is? Go shill your MCU trash or whatever somewhere else.
>>154841911Yes and if I were rich I’d commission it as well.
>>154841890MCU Yelena is unironically like someone said "what if a depressed girlfailure fujoshi was also a super spy?"
>>154841890I wanna lick her pussy
>>154841925It really is.
i ship it
>>154842442Peter got sexually assaulted twice in the same movie and he thanked the women for it
>>154842442Good Lord, I appreciate that she's like "oh, you think it's like mind control," and not "what do you mean, you sound crazy." Writers fall back on that shit pretty consistently.
>>154841890Who even is this.
>>154841911>If you were hot and people made porn of you. Would you look it up?fuck no becaus eyou know it's be AL sloppa with black penisesthat is all incels loveblack penises
>>154841924Since its semi canon that the world of the mcu is relatively as degen as ours. i wonder what heroes have the most fucked up porn
>>154842622Yelena, Natasha's adopted sister.
>>154841890The Wall remains undefeated.
>>154841911If I were hot enough I would just do porn in the first place.
>>154842600I mean Yelena's actually been mind-controlled. Why would she doubt its existence?
>>154842664all the kid heroes for onejessica jones and the widowsthen steve rogers just for the contrastand carol danvers due to all the xeno
>>154842600MCU has been pretty good about having the characters who have been in previous movies, actually act like theyve been in previous movies.
>>154841911It would certainly save me the time and money of commissioning it.
>>154842664It would largely depend on how much of the public knows which characters. Considering she's hot, internationally infamous, and has a very open ended powerset, it's probably Scarlet Witch.
>>154842442He look his age when he covers his face.
>>154842664Daredevil probably gets the most fucking absolutely vile yaoi
>>154842479Okay…so…Peter’s presented as a heterosexual male in the movie. What’s the problem?
>>154842622White Widow, the leader of new avengers.
>>154842664Hulk probably, I imagine a lot his stuff is probably monster-based rape stuff. Everyone else is too obscure or vanilla.
>>154841890>>154842442>Uploaded in 2025Oh my god, it's real. Why would they reference something so specific instead of a generic concept for the joke?
>>154842442Holy shit this is much better than the cam I watched
>This mysterious entity that is attacking Damage Control, a government agency tied to The Avengers, that can possess people and has caused The Hulk to have an episode is "Small Potatoes", Spider-Man. You deal with itI fucking hate these new Avengers
>>154842442This is retarded
>>154843776The funniest part is that none of the New Avengers even combined (excluding Bob obviously) hold a candle to Spidey.
>>154843776Makes you wonder what they're actually dealing with on a daily basis if they didn't bother to interfere with the events of Born Again and Brand New Day. I think the New Avengers are just bumming out and coasting on the free welfare provided to then by the government.
>>154843570The problem is you're brown and no one will ever love you.
>>154843776>and has caused The Hulk to have an episodeThis is before the Hulk stuff, DoDC attacks before this were very small potatoes
>>154842442Earning that PG-13 rating.
>>154843729I'm sure any generic concept they came up with you could find an example of somewhere online. That's probably what happened here.
>>154843776>>154843907
>>154844068Would if the water was lower.
>>154841941Holy kino
>>154842442>implied in-universe yaoi gangbang arthuh??
>>154842442What the fuck is happening here lmao
>>154842664Wanda killed a bunch of Africans so she has a ton of bbc revenge porn.
>>154842442>casually mentioning r34Kinda reminds me of the pre disney marvel movies with how edgy and lewd they got with the jokes
>>154842442How long until we get fan art parody?
Finally watched the movie and I think Peter should’ve raped correct jean
I'm very confused why they're pretending mutants have secretly always existed in MCU between this and Wonderman.
>>154844273Would Peter, Reed, Johnny, and Ben be able to beat all 4 Emperors?
>>154844307It started with Ms Marvel
>>154844307is it really a big deal? Its not that crazy that they just didnt get mentioned.
>>154844325Kek my bad anon. Movie versions? Not unless Reed pulls some bullshit we haven't seen from him yet. They'll lose otherwise.Comic versions? Nah. Reed will definitely pull some bullshit and comic Johnny going full power scales above the emperors. Human Torch carries to victory with an assist from Fantastic tech bullshit 5503. Spidey and Thing die though. I wonder how both hold up to Whitebeard Kaido and Big Mom for strength
>>154844307They were hiding in Krakoa
>>154841890Yelena should have fucked Peter
>>154842442>Casually discussing gay fanart of the hero for a cheap laughI didn't think the MCU could fall any farther, but here we are.
>>154843729>>154842442>not mentioning that the mysterios in this image are futasmissed opportunity
>>154843729They commissioned it for the movie
>>154841890Sexy piggie
>>154844905You say gay but I see tits in the image >>154843729
>>154845267As >>154845013 mentioned, it’s futa, so I guess it’s bisexual porn.
>>154841890Well, she's fat and ugly, of course she does
>>154843729Source?
>>154844307>Wonderman Why the fuck was season 2 cancelled?
>>154842664Imagine all the Z-lister nobodies that have 0 porn in the MCU. Also I doubt most supervillains have any porn either. Bullseye is a genuine psychopath so I find it hard to believe he would have anything more than a handful of creatively bankrupt degen fan girls stalking him.
>>154843182Wouldn’t he be some D-lister at best in universe? No way he has a porn page
>>154843178>implying thats actually tom
>>154841890I have no idea who that is
>>154841925to be fair, man in general are harassed in MCU
>>154841890She did show her tities in Openheimer... why not show in a Widown movie to try sell her horrible caracter?
>>154845719>rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=13416080&tags=mysterio
>>154845728Seems like Marvel tried to see if a S2 could happen but everyone's schedules weren't aligning.Daniel Dustin Cretton will be too busy working on the Naruto movie and Shang-Chi 2 (or Spider-Man 5), meanwhile the leads Yahya Abdul-Mateen II & Ben Kingsley are probably doing other stuff as well.
>>154842442>What What in the Spider
>>154841890>Zootopia porn in the RE show>Pkmn porn in the Chucky showam I missing anything else
>>154841890I honestly couldn't tell it was her. the whole scene came out of nowhere and didn't matter for so long I actually forgot Yelena was in the movie.the whole movie is like this, new characters appear constantly only to disappear for the rest of the movie.
They should've just rape Peter Parker and get this over with if they keep harassing him
>>154847155I prefer cameos this way, NWH gets really awkward when you rewatch it because there are scenes that obviously paced to allow the audience to react but it's just dead air when you're alone.
>>154846884Pokemon porn in Peacemaker
>>154842442Nice
>>154844307Think they inferred that when Hulk brought everyone back with the discount Infinity Gauntlet he inadvertently triggered people's X-Gene to kick in and/or retroactively made them always be a thing
>>154844106It's not treated as a joke.
>>154842442Kinda makes it hot to know florence is Holland's age, does yelena has the same age as Peter in the movies?
>>154844068If it were PG-13 we'd get to see her nipples.
>>154842442How much dye do you think they put in that water to make it opaque? Or did they have some VFX Jeet meticulously CGI paint over everything below the water level?
>>154842442In the mcu water isn't transparent
>>154841941Sounds like Nighthawk Returns.
>>154842442She should rape spiderman
Do you guys think he browsed Bird Mating videos while on Minnesota?
>>154841911I don’t know if I’d get off to it, but it would be interesting to try and figure out what kind of person is attracted to me.
>>154842442Jesus. What a freak. Why even bring this up?
>>154847809are you joking
I don't even know who this character is relative to the MCU.
>>154848182she's over 35 and Peter is 21
Imagine she wants to see porn of herself and looks up "Black Widow porn" and it's a bunch of porn of her dead sister
>>154848388She's Nat's sister who was injected with the red serum and was castrated so she wouldn't have descendants
>>154842442Didnt she already have Bob?What a whore
>>154848404Oh that weird Whedon fetish thing from Age of Ultron
>>154848409it's more to avoid their possible kids causing trouble but yeah that's marvel for ya
>>154848216That's an R, not PG-13.
>>154848393>over 35In Goku years
this whole thread makes me want to kill myself
>>154849009there was a thread where people were posting Timmy Turner and Ben 10 porn, this one is tame
>>154849202i watch things to escape from internet degeneracy, guess i can't do that anymorei guess all of humanity is worthless after all
>>154849241this website isn't appropriate to discuss comics and cartoons
by the way, Goyvengers Cucksday is looking bad. I saw a clip where Doctor Goon restores some Sentinels and Yelena, Shang Chi, Reed and few foX-men appear on the battlefield
>>154848821Plenty of PG-13 films have nudity in them. You get an R when you have lots of blood and frequent use of the word "Fuck" or any of the more culturally taboo words in the U.S.Heaps of 80s comedies had nudity in them because they didn't have any violence or excess swearing. That said the MPAA have always been inconsistent fuckwits.
>>154849924There's never been a PG-13 superhero film with female nipples, that would push it over the line. Daredevil had a sex scene, but you didn't get to see Jennifer Garner's breasts.
>>154849968I wasn't arguing about PG-13 superhero films, I was talking about PG-13 as a rating in general.That said the superhero genre shows how bullshit the whole thing is, you can have something like Deadpool, where you can have all that violence, swearing, and even a montage that implies a guy is getting pegged, but they would never show nudity because kids watch superhero movies. You just KNOW that would be their justification.
>>154846675>the Naruto movieWhat the fuck.
>>154850407Deadpool was rated R, it wasn't a kids' movie at all.
>>154842442>wants to make sure the guy who can cross the room and snap her neck in a literal blink of an eye doesn't have any weapons on him
>>154850516That's my point, Deadpool is absolutely not a kid's film, but the MPAA would definitely frame their argument that kids watch superhero movies, so there can't be nudity in Deadpool.
>>154850590Now that I remember it, Deadpool did have nudity. Stan Lee was the DJ at a stripclub. They didn't give it a NC-17 rating because of that. It's up to the filmmakers to decide if they want to have it or not.
Fuck Yelena
>>154850740Alrighty.
>>154845772that's what makes it vile anon, only diehard superhero fanatics would know about him making him the target of extremely niche fetishes
hawt
>>154842442 In erotic exposition dump is still an exposition nonetheless
>>154842442>big potatoesBitch, your team is all tech based humans just shooting shit with guns. The one guy who's actually superhuman acts as the fuggin mascot
>>154850740I wish I could
>>154842442that jell-o water is distracting
>>154841890Girls aren't coomers
>>154852629lol,lmao
>>154842442If I were directing this scene, she would wade across the water and lounge right next to Peter to tease him for being such a nervous virgin. Then she'd leave the water first and confirm that yes, she is actually wearing nothing under there.
>>154853577Hot
>>154843918I mean, that's what government employees do NOW. Why wouldn't they?
>>154852629Are u virgin?
>>154841890So?
She is the definition of safe horny
>>154855466I guess that makes Jean danger horny
>>154841890Why was her office a sauna?
>>154855968She really liked the sauna scene from goldeneye
>>154855471Shut up Feige
>>154841911Only if I was a woman.
>>154842664I'm 100% sure at least a few barafags in the setting have gotten off to the idea of Thanos bootyblasting Hulk and viceversa
>>154849241>>154849369Puritans like you are worse than coomers will ever be. All you ever do is whine and contribute nothing of value.
