I am Cartoon Networks CEO, convince me to greenlight Mouthwash Madness.
>>154847723Fat assed lolis
Your wife and children are in our possession.You have one week to greenlight, One limb for each day late. Don't even think calling the cops.
>>154847723>convince me to greenlight Mouthwash MadnessSexless LesbiansAlso something something JewishTangerine guy not goodAnd Black Lives Matter..?You're a bigot if you don't give this show 2 seasons immediately
>>154847723Designs are cute enough to sell merch. You just need a competently written show (bring some of the Clarence guys back, since the styles are similar and they're probably desperate for work) and you'll have a cult following willing to spend money on cheap plushies.
>>154847772>Tangerine guyWho?
>>154847723I want to see cute cartoon girls get drunk and this show seems like they can make it happen
>>154847814The guy who gave us this banger, of course.https://youtu.be/yZNtYmdZ-4c
This show is beneficial to Israel
>>154847723your breath smells so bad it's maddeningyou need some of that mouthwash if you know what's good for you
>>154847877Are you sure this will help us make more money?
>>154847908I mean, that's at least one guaranteed sale.
>>154848117I've heard enough, a hundreds billions to Vandenberg!
>>154847723Listen to me sir please I love cunny I really do please give the shown of the little girls.
>>154847723The bratty lolis with big asses leverage the talents of certain artists out there who simply won’t show up the same for anything else
>>154847723lolicons will give you their money
>>154847723Hey, I won't tell what you did in your parties and you greenlight my cartoon. Deal?
Burn this pilot and bury alive anyone who mentions it.
>>154847723It would be your own Loud House
>>154848717You can’t!
>>154847723Yes! What network shall put it on there?A.) Cartoon Network? B.) Adult Swim? C.) HBO Max?
there were like 7 posts in the vein of "pitch me Mouthwash Madness" in these threads. Some CN executive is really uncertain on this one uh.
>>154847723it has a loli with a fat ass, that's all any ceo needs to hear to greenlight itbut there's nothing to greenlight, the author doesn't have a show, just a short and she's not interested in working on it any further
>>154848997>she's not interested in working on it any furtherWait really? That's disappointing.
>>154849120let's not to jump to conclussions automatically, i don't recall when vandeberg (the creator of the short) has stated that she isn't interested on working on the idea from her pilot. If the anon thought that her recent activity meant that she isn't interested on that, of course it wouldn't.Maybe she has other focuses at the moment, but i am sure she would be down to create a show about her pilot.
>>154847723Yo Owen stop being bitter with Maxwell Atoms
>>154849605Hateful fart cartoons and giant loli ass cartoons can live together in harmony (but however, totally unrelated)
>>154847743No, let's save that for Roy Lee's beloved C&H adaptation..
>>154848458I'm afraid my bank will tag it as suspicious transfer
>>154850157that's Marie and who else?
>>154849209This.She must have ended up discouraged, yet all the effort put to develop this project prove she may have expected it to become a full fledged show.
>>154850388Bess ofc
>>154847723>We can have live action bumpers, and that means child actresses.
>>154848726Best one so far.
>>154850157>big ass yes>wide hipsno.fucking Larper, draw an adult character instead
>>154847723Just think of the marketing potential and brand tie-ins! You could sell their likeness on bottles of mouthwash, cough syrup, etc. The kids'll love it!
>>154851597>Big pharma will have it's own promotional cartoon
>>154848937Its just one of the 5 people who refuse to move on from the pilot
>>154852787>nooo stop liking what you like move on to some doomed gay pilot to contribute engagement metricsYou wouldn’t have to act like this if your preferred projects remembered what’s appealing. Like loli ass
>>154852813Here's one of them.
>>154847723Not going to happen. This cartoon was total shit.
What’s wrong with not greenlighting this short to become a series?
>>154852826>>154852914You’ll stop caring about being a part of large ‘audiences’ when you realize how superficial those “relationships” are You come and harass small project fans out of subconscious jealousy that their experience is more real
>>154847723Women not watch CN.Mouthwash cant say "fuck" in CNThere arent a brother for sexist jokes
>>154854543What about Adult Swim or HBO Max?
do kids even watch cartoons anymore
>>154854543Remove swears and it's done.
So, do you die if you drank mouthwash?
>>154847723...are you an ellison? cuz' this def seems to fit your interests
>>154857659I drank pinesol a decade ago.Do I look died to you?
>>154857659>>154857659In large quantities and for a long period of time I suppose it can be pretty bad for you, but an occasional accidental gulp is fine.
>>154847723show them the latest TB pic
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