Absolute Universe is a ticking timebomb before they start making the Absolute versions like pic related
>>154848956It's only matter of gynocentrism... Time I mean a TIME!
>guys things will get bad if they do things badlyThe kind of trenchant, insightful analysis I come here for.
>>154848973>company that has historically never let any story end when it should>taking an idea and running it into the ground>eventually becoming the same friend group that has been established for 50 yearsYeah anon, that'll never happen.They wont bleed it for eveey red cent
>>154848956Fuck off, subhuman retard
Supes doesn't need to eat
>>154848956>this autismo againWhat causes someone to get completely mindbroken over a throwaway comic page like this?
>>154849134You dont get it, dude, only homosexuals and teenage girls get their nutrients from restaurants. TRVE CHAD HEROES would simply get their sustenance from swallowing each others semen, platonically, as warriors.
>>154849150>average DBroach mentality
>>154848973>>guys things will get bad if they do things badly now with more words
>>154848973>trenchant, insightful
>>154848956The mainline universe could use more moments of levity like this. They’re always on crisis mode like, do these niggas have lives or interests outside of capeshit? Are they real people or just automatons programmed for one task?
Only foids like this shit.
>>154849325The more they fuck around for "levity" the more people die"b-but the other justice league members and batfamily can cover for them!"Good luck having Green Arrow try and stop Doomsday and goid luck having Batnig try and take on Bane
>>154849335Americans are literally like this thobeit
>>154849344>what do you mean you have to rest, doctor? People are dying RIGHT NOW because you're not out there performming surgeries!
>>154849335Fag>>154849344Move your ass
>>154849335I'm like this and I'm a guy. I'm buying chicken tenders after work
>>154849335Millenials man. Bless their heart. At least zoomers are shaping up to be some alright writers. We already have 2 layups with backrooms and obsession
>>154849461Zoomers didn’t wrote those
>>154849134Not sure if it's the same guy or not but the original discourse was a Snyderbot talking about how Gunn was going to make Superman eat a burger or some shit on Twitter and then someone or that same person bought that over here and has been posting it ever since
>>154848956What do you have a problem with OP?
>>154849461This was written by a Gen-Xer.
>>154849344What are you talking about, Mainline universe comics are full of levity moments.
>>154848956Absolute is already dogshit pandering to weafags who don't like the characters in the first place albeitIf Bill Finger and Bob Kane saw this shit they'd barf in utter revulsion
>>154849664Kane wouldn’t care because he’s care only about the moolah
>"People acting like people is BAD!"This is fucking pathetic.
>>154849729These aren't people, these are superpeople.
>>154848956So?
>>154849773So?
>>154849773>"Superheroes aren't allowed to have lives or take a lunch break!"...
>>154852480You do realize that this is fiction right? Nobody's actually in danger. In fact based on the meta logic if the super heroes aren't fighting a crime that effectively means a crime or crisis doesn't exist.
>>154852491that was for>>154849773oops.
>>154848956does batman tip the doordash delivery?
>>154848956You need to understand that the modern comics audience is Twitter habitués (women), librarians (women), and Publishers Weekly staffers (women) who influence which graphic novels those librarians buy 10 copies of at full MRSP which will collect dust for a year and get trashed. Moving forward you will get nothing but comics about lunch full of insipid repartee and you’ll fucking like it.
>>154849461Identify yourself. Are you a fucking zoomer? Are you some Gen Xer who refuses to take responsibility? We know you're a retard regardless of generation since you couldn't google(a function easily found on this website) the source of it, so you must be completely tech illiterate like Gen Xers and Zoomies tend to be. I have never read that comic and was able to find the writer was a gen Xer within a minute. Seconds. And about as much time to write this.
>>154848956I hope they do just to make you mad
>>154852666I just assumed based off vibes
>>154848956What?
>>154852593That image is probably older than you are.
>>154852480>>154852491I didn't say anything about anybody in danger. For these superhumans to consume goyslop like teenage boys and girls serves no purpose except to present the image of a good slop enjoyer. This is not unlike Superman shaking hands with Jared Fogle.
>>154853565Stop being a retard
>>154853570Never started.
