What are some episodes where the verdict is 100% and undeniably correct, without even the slightest room for doubt? Pic related
Starting with the most obvious.Pitting an Indian universe-scaler with full wank, vs a Kingly Multiverse-swatter
>>154859865>Tifa vs Yang>Bowser vs Ganondorf>Bayonetta vs Dante>Bomberman vs Digdug>Rogue vs WWResearch team members have admitted these being wrong at one point in DB casts, Discord, newer seasons, or Revisits.
They just had Spawn beat Ghost Rider because they didn't want to admit that Spawn vs Kratos was wrong by their "new standards". Spawn still mops the floor with Kratos.
When will Worm get a MU?
Talk shit, get hit.
>>154859865RoboCop vs The Terminator
In a section of the document (which in general is made for agenda posting against capeshit) I made I broke down how if you accepted Marvel/DC's hyperbolic claims you would have to accept them for literally any other series too because you've already established that contradictions don't matter. The series I established this with was Dragon Ball but any series works.
>Looking at Spider-Man stuff due to the new movie>There's apparently a What If where he never rejected Venom and eventually took over the universeHuh?
>>154859718>>154859797Autistic yes, but at least it is about battleboarding in a way that doesn't instantly devolve into a brainrotted spam.Feels like someone that could actually hold and navigate an argument, which is refreshing for the moment.
>>154860019Symbiotes are now cosmic beings ever since they introduced Knull, and any Symbiote can become cosmic like Knull if they take over from Knull. Venom and Carnage have both done this on seperate occasions
>>154860021Yeah anyone who looks at the stuff I write can tell I'm autistic to an insane degree. I mean fuck who else would seriously read comics just to debunk them? You especially know I'm autistic when I cite fucking standford.edu and mathematical and scientific papers against people I disagree with, lol.
>run ads for gambling websites and sex toys on your channel>"well its ok because youtube says most of our viewers are 18+">youtube age restricts the video>"NOOOO DONT DO THAT MUH MONETIZATION"legitimately what did they expect to happen
>>154859988I think it is better when we engage with the media on its terms.So it is better when you look at the stories the character lives in and asking if they still work for whatever degree of power people assign to them.To that metric, I think that Superman and the Flashes can't really be consistent within their own morality if they are capable of being effectively omnipresent on Earth (especially combined with Superman's senses).
>>154860072lmao what happened?Did Travatar get age restricted?But yeah, I hate the spread of everything becoming gambling, so fuck em on this one.
I can't even tell if that's seethe or genuine observation about yourself
>>154860072I think Youtube should age restrict death battle, not because the content is particularly objectable but so less kids get into powerscaling and end up frying their brain
>>154860078Oh fuck man that reminds me, I had an argument in another document I made (that isn't publically available yet) that Marvel/DC Superheroes would get turbofucked by the Epicurean Dilemma on steroids. Refer to picrel but remove the free will defense. There is no moral philosophy that would not condemn superheroes>uses violence to solve problems (condemned by Buddhism, Jainism, and hardline sects of Christianity)>never causes any real change (this is the big one)>despite having more power than inventions that in our world caused change (the gun, the bomb, fertilizer, etc)>concentrate the power of a state in one person (literally)That aside, good theory. I like it. It is literally just basic fan theories.
>>154860110But the Epicuriean Dilemma is retarded
>>154860040Got a couple questions:What do you think of Platonic/Neo Platonic, Jungian, and other philosophically constructed setting cosmologies (R-F Transcendence would also be under this I suppose)?Do you agree with any invocations of infinity stacking?What's your approach to explaining settings where c is not the speedlimit? Like how can a character be faster than light and still be able to see and hear while at speed?
>>154860072Wait, Death Battle had sex toy ads? When?>>154860093>Did Travatar get age restrictedYes, yes it did. Most likely because they had a gambling ad in there, but then again they've had gambling ads in previous episodes and to my knowledge those weren't age restricted. Maybe they showed some Genshin chick who had a coombait design or something and that led to it?Either way, that basically sealed Aang vs Genshin's fate as most likely the weakest performing episode of the year.
YUPYUP having my morning 'ffee, SITTING AT THE HALL'S DINING TABLE overhearing the commute before my shift today.
DrSpicPedo is a frequenter here yet he manages to sound normie so by extension severely unfunny
>>154860133Okay, I'm curious. Explain how.>>154860141They generally work, but with caveats.1. They must not be contradicted. An example is SCP literally giving a number to how much greater 'reality layers' are and allowing lower reality beings to affect higher reality beings.2.They generally only apply in universe, in terms of 'hur hur I am more real'. But in terms of 'how hard it is to affect' or 'how far do you have to reach'. This is why generally beings like THE EVIL (GSP) are incredibly hard to reach. Beings like Lucifer are unable to reach them.I generally buy metaphysical cosmology tiering because mathematical cosmology tiering does not fucking work in the slightest no matter what form (faux-transfinite, transfinite, dimensional, multiverse). Oh, and that answers your second question: I disagree with all forms of infinity stacking. The only sense in which infinite multiverses have an advantage over infinite universes is measuring how many space-times can be affected at once. This isn't raw power, just range, determining if a character can reach the other character. Dimensional tiering especially is a cope tactic to make weak verses stronger.My approach is that physics is not logic. Physics is a series of contingent laws, logic is a set of necessary preconditional laws needed for us to discuss or analyze any. So a setting can have different physics, but a different logic is a no-go.
>>154860133>>154860110The Epicurean Dilemma is retarded only if it applies to God, desu. The entire point of God wanting people to love Him freely requires the possibility that they reject Him, which is evil by definition (if you look at it from a classical theological way).With superheroes and crime, you might be able to argue that the OP ones don't want to lord over everything. Superman at least has a history of needing to hold back while fighting.
>>154860040Yeah, that's legitimately autistic as shit. No one normal cares or seethes that much about irrelevant shit like fanfic debating to actually go look up peer reviewed studies.
>>154860110I don't know if I would rely upon such a structural approach, flow charts tend to piss people off when presented in arguments.The Elephant and the Rider principle is something I come back to a lot of the time. You can make an argument that would convince the Rider (the rational part) to go down a different path, but unless you can convince the Elephant (the emotional part), both will be unmoved.That is to say, constructing arguments such that they fit the audience.I don't know if you can make a universal argument that would cover all the edge cases for the morality vs power aspect of characters, but do you see what I mean?
>>154860145steven vs star iirc, they were also partnered with bluechew on a few episodes as well i think
>>154860191Basically what >>154860199 says. It assumes "All Powerful" means that God can do illogical things. God wants us to choose between accepting Him or rejecting Him. Rejecting Him IS evil, so it is therefore impossible for God to create a world in which there is no evil if He also wants people to freely choose.This assumes you don't believe in predestination like a Calvinist, though. Not sure how those guys answer the Problem of Evil.
>>154859865It is literally canon that he wins.
>>154860199Ah but here's the thing.1. Superheroes violate free will by stopping things like bank robberies. They also make themselves plainly obvious. Therefore they literally have no ways out of this.2. You don't need to lord over everything to fix all problems that we in the current day face, or at least most of them. Super-scientists could literally make a device to remove all CO2 above a 200 PPM limit, and make some sort of species of fast-growing tree or whatever the fuck. Superman could end food poverty by spending a nanosecond (This is not hyperbole) every day (Also not hyperbole) to ensure every one on earth gets the food and water they need by carrying it to them. 3. Superheroes endlessly fight supervillains that always come back never change and always fight. This is more like Hell than anything, really.>>154860206I treat arguments seriously (read: autistically). The people I argue against are literally the exact people that the peer reviewed studies are designed to destroy. Infinity-stacking defenders, Marvel/DC defenders, etc, etc.>>154860216Yeah it's why I gave up on convincing the audience as a win-condition, in regards to powerscaling. I just write my debunks of things I disagree with (which are a lot). People who reasoned themselves into positions can be reasoned out of it, people who didn't can't,and I don't know a way to convince them other than wasting minutes of my life making memes comparing them to flat earthers or some shit.In regards to superhero morality, this is way less toxic and I think I can present it in a good enough way that neutral people would agree.
>>154860188>Not having attention seeking tripfags (oxymoron) filteredNGMI
>>154860234Always funny to me when they partner up with some aphrodesiac company when the stereotypical watcher of Death Battles is a sweaty nerd who has never touched a woman.
>>154860145Star vs Steven, Kool Aid Man vs Macho Man both had Adam and Eve Sponsors.Heihachi vs Geese actually had Blue Chew and Adam and Eve.
>>154860268>OxymoronYou mean "Redundant". Tripfags are always attention seekers.
Bluechew RAPES and GAPES Blue Apron.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hbu697_dr2c
>>154860191I myself don't really like the philosophical settings being used to elevate a setting.From my perspective, if your setting has a layer that is more real than the ones below it, that is the one that more effectively maps to a basic reality with those beneath it being lesser.As for infinities, I am generally willing to accept Multiverse > Universe even if both are infinitely vast, but that's a single layer fiat.Functionally, almost every fictional setting is just layers of finite containers instead of layers of infinite containers, but that is probably a bridge too far an argument.
>>1548602631. I don't think that counts as violating free will anymore than a cop shooting an active shooter would be. Real violation of free will would be something like Jean Grey turning you gay.2. I agree there, though I think most comic book worlds often have more advanced technology. IIRC, the Iron Man movies had Tony give everyone free Internet or something like that? This is also an issue with framing since we don't usually see the more domestic side of things.3. This is also similar to point 2. It's implied that there are calmer days, but we generally get the more exciting stuff. One can assume that supervillain attacks where the supervillain is actually killing everyone around them are somewhat rare.
>>154859874>False propaganda>Superman(especially Prime) solos all this list as always
>>154859958>Superman stops holding back in uncanon fanart>Pic related happens
Everyone in agreement they should have done this instead of Traveler?
>>154860333Prime browses r*ddit? Wholesome AND canon. We redditors hate Gojo btw.>>154860340While being fed infinite information in Gojo's domain, Supes is imagining himself breaking the domain barrier. Unbeknownst to him, he's already dead.
>>154860309Well this comment from yours exposes a divide between me and most of the community. I generally work in one of two modes.Mode 1. Powerscaling as a game. Under this there's no truth and all standards are equally arbitrary. You lose stress (it's all BS) but also lose the ability to make truth claims (this character OBJECTIVELY beats/gets beaten by this character).Mode 2. Powerscaling as truth-seeking activity. This is what powerscalers work under, including Death Battle.When I work under Mode 2 (even though I know Mode 1 is right), I basically say, okay, if this was correct, what would it be like? And then I work this out like so:Okay, assuming powerscaling is legit and not bullshit, what to figure out?The first thing to figure out is: what are fictional worlds, characters, events?The second thing to figure out is: how to best make a model of laws that accurately explains what goes on in a story?The third thing to figure out is: how to judge those model of laws by the viewpoint of the best neutral framework: logic and mathematics itselfExternal (adherence to logic and math) and internal (rules do not contradict themselves) coherenceAbility to accurately model what goes on in a fictional worldAbility to be proven falseNow to bring it back to why this exposes a divide between me and the rest of the community: I do not fuck around. I do not accept consensus, (false) authority (of powerscalers), I do not accept illogic, pseudomath, or pseudoscience. If you're going to make truth claims, you're bound by the laws of truth claims. In this sense I'm closer to a non-powerscaler debater than a powerscaler.
>>154860356Should have been either Aang vs Po (Chinese martial arts inspired kung fu masters whose people were genocided by an imperial ruler associated with fire) or Rover vs Aether (Chinese gacha MCs that come from space and travel the world collecting new powers)
>>154860356Or Aang vs Omi from Xiaolin, although the parallels are thinner
>>154860340That's not even the usual fagposting, no, this one is true, Superman could just break a hole through Limitless and get right on Gojo's face.
>>154860199To be fair, God gets described as the source of light and dark, good and evil in the Old Testament in opposition to Zoroastrianism.People weren't really concerned with Him being morally good, pure, and loving and more Him being an all powerful source of everything.
If God is good, why did he, even with explicit omniscience, select the people as morally repugnant as the jews and elect them as his chosen people for thousands of years, even with the explicit knowledge they would fail to be redeemed and he would abandon them for their wicked ways as the Synagogue of Satan?Why did he, for those allotted years, actively protected the jews from harm that may have came to them, and allowed them to enact complete genocide under his will?
>>1548603131. Yeah but here's the thing...by the standpoint of monotheistic traditions that have to grapple with Epicurus, it is violating free will. I know it sounds silly, but they are hardline on this. To them, God intervening to stop bank robbers is a violation that God would never do. This free will goes so far that God could not prevent successful murder if He wants to allow even attempted murder. Now you might argue superheroes are more like supercops but the fact remains that under this insane hardline definition they're violating free will.2. They do, but it's very uneven and isn't shown to solve world problems. There's a comic where Superboy complains about global warming, and another where Thor attends protests against ICE or some shit. Or in other words....issues trival for them to solve.3. Fair, this makes it so DC/Marvel aren't like insanely grim-dark off the go, but the point stands that no major DC/Marvel villain (Lex Luthor, etc) has ever permadied or been permanently redeemed. They just fight the superheroes forever and ever.
>>154860401Goku should be able to just make a hole through Gojo's Limitless too.
>Superheroes mostly keep to the status quo and actively choose not to engage in massive radical political shifts in society as the affairs of humans for fear of authoritarian/tyranny/abuse of power>also assumes that no other franchise has superscientists that haven't made everything a utopia
>>154860420Sonic can also just run through Limitless, since his running speed just lets him tear through space and go through dimensions (that's how he escaped Null Space).Actually, bypassing Gojo's Limitless is not hard at all, when you think about it.
I seriously need to know who has the strongest magic super aids!
>>154860366I think you could be overthinking it.Powerscaling is literary analysis, so there isn't really any overarching objective truths.Instead, there is a point in the logic chain that starts with an axiom we choose to believe or not. While we can have reasons for why we believe the axiom, there's not really a way to prove it in and of itself.To that metric, I think it is more important that people apply their analytical frameworks consistently than it is to necessarily agree with anyone.Not sure if that's what you mean or not.
>>154860437He needed the Avatar to get out of Null Space, he couldn’t do it without Avatar (recently confirmed in the comics)
>>154860431If the status quo is children starving in Africa, women being abused in the Middle East (and across the world), Epstein's shenanigans, then it's an evil status quo that should be destroyed. Upholding an evil status quo makes you either stupid (unable to figure out how to end it), weak (unable to end it), or evil (unwilling to end it). Am I supposed to believe that Superman, PARAGON OF GOODNESS, would look at a starving kid and be like 'I'm sorry, I would like to help, but I must uphold the status quo because uhhh uhhh something authority okay bye time to fight a guy who never ever stops coming' and fly off? Just like that? Also I critique those settings too.
>>154860369I legitimately believe Aether vs Rover would have gone down far better and only saw some "ugh gacha" than Aang vs Aether
>>154860415>Why did the God who associates with the lowest of society associate with the worst people?This is also why women were the first people to bring news of Jesus' resurrection and why Paul became one of the biggest shillers for Christianity.
>>154860457Can I see the scan?
My hero?
>>154860470Genshinfags and WuWafags also hate each other, so you'd get more interactions just from that.
>>154860356Aang vs Captain Planet was the move
>>154860463Pretty sure the implication is that people like Epstein don't exist in Marvel/DC nor pedophile black mail cults in politics/companies and the writers do not want to touch that with a pole.For things like bitching about ICE, it's not like Thor has a solution that isn't authoritarianly forcing the government to stop if it's what the people wantedIt's also silly to presume "Wow I can't believe they didn't solve world hunger" is a unique problem to SuperheroesIt's also assuming that heroes are held under the Epicurean assumption they must actively do as much good as humanly possible
>>154860482Stop posting this shit no one cares about your fetish
>>154860133>But the Epicuriean Dilemma is retardedThe early Church and especially Aquinas took the dilema very seriously because even if its stupidily simple and has become a meme at this point its a great argument Why wouldnt good prevent Evil if hes almight and loves usThis doesnt apply to the evil man does out of their own free will but just natural causes like floods or famine/ disease I dont know what asspull they solved it but they didnt just handwave it away
>Best match up spread of all time for no reason
>>154860457Classic Tails: That thing keeps jumping back and forth through time, consuming the dimensional energy. And all that's left behind is this lifeless, white void.Based on this and the recent TailsTube episode, I think it could be argued that Sonic (+ Sonic)'s speed has the interaction where it restores dimensional energy to places where it has been drained.So in the Null Space case, as it is a product of the Phantom Ruby instead of a naturally occuring space, it is unstable and could be destroyed/escaped by adding a large enough amount of dimensional energy.Or at least that seems reasonable to me.
>>154860512You must really want to see Luffy get humiliated!
>>154860449Honestly the best way I can put it is this:Powerscaling has an objective core (the text) and an objective neutral framework (logic and mathematics) but everything else is subjective. I do agree that consistency within analytical frameworks is needed. This is why I shit on VSBW so much. They do not know how retarded their system is.
>>154860508The problem is that no one ever reads any theological text made in the past centuries.>>154860527I think the biggest issue with VSBW is that they don't really have enough people making counterarguments. It's just a bunch of people who might be willing to accept some autist's wank of his favorite verse.
>>154860512>Gokai Red Vs. Luffy
>>154860472Then why did he protect them, nurture disgusting ethnonarcissistic behaviors he would know will be abused, than abandon them anyways because he knows that they will never change their waysHe also was certainly not opposed to genocide of those he saw irredeemable so it brings to question why jews were such an exception
>>154860552The Jews of today are those that rejected Jesus, don't forget that.
>>154860499And this 'implication' is based on...? Considering Nazis, colonialism, antisemitism, and slavery exist in Marvel/DC, I don't see whyI think you need to understand this: I do not give a fuck about editorial constraints. I only care about the final product. If the final product has flaws, I point them out. I might be understanding, but that won't change my judgement of it. Well duh. It's a problem shared with all settings that have powerful beings of that stripe. I expect a character who can visit every single square nanometer of the planet a thousand times over within the time it takes me to write a single letter in this sentence to do as much good as HUMANLY possible, yes. That is literally, non-figuratively, the purpose of what a modern hero is: to actively do as much good as possible, especially goods impossible for humans to do (like ending global warming instantly).Also Thor can do many more things than that. He could literally look through the entire universe in an hour for an Earth-like planet, then tell his friend Reed Richards or whatever to build a massive ecumenopolis there, then bring every single illegal immigrant there so they can enjoy better living conditions than on Earth. Rinse and repeat with every oppressed people group on Earth.
>>154860551Unironically has a shit ton of connections and themes, funnily enough.If you think it being a stomp is a deal-breaker, tho, then sure, here's another option.
>>154860570NTA, but comic books are usually presented in more idealistic ways without "realistic" horrors like sex trafficking or child molesters.
>>154860563Yes, and he actively called them the "Synagogue of Satan". The jews of the old testament are in fact the same jews of the new testament stated to be the synagogue of satan.
>>154860586He's referring to the Jews who rejected Him>Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee. (Revelation 3:9)
>>154860512>only one good fight>everything else is autistic or/and retardedReddit's down the street, buddy
>>154860585Usually. There's plenty of darker and grittier comics. Also as I mentioned earlier, lots of horrible shit other than Epstein stuff exists in those worlds. Isn't Absolute Joker an expy of the billionaires that went to Epstein Island?
>>154860602>autistic or/and retardedSo, fitting for One Piece.
>>154860607It's one reason why I dislike it when comics with super OP characters try going into the darker stuff. It makes you start asking why the super heroes don't stop it. With characters like Spider-Man or Batman, you can at least argue that they're just one dude that can still die to a sniper shot.
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>>154860626Heck yeah!
>>154860552This >>154860563The Jews have lost their blessing from God. They are the chosen people no longer.>Why did he choose them in the first placeThe same reason you're allowed to exist, he gave them a choice.
>/dbg/ - Autistic and religious studies
>>154860611Considering you posted it first, match made in heaven. How'd a sperg like you get so lucky?
>>154860689
>>154860705Ugly retarded jobbing fag for manchildren
>>154860724No dude he posted Luffy, not Deku
>>154860658>The Jews have lost their blessing from God.Why did he bless them in the first placeDid he give the Amalekites a choice?There's also quite a massive difference to actively intervening to save someone because you personally chose them and letting someone exist and make their choices out of free will.
>>154860732Two cucks
>>154860680What is powerscaling if not a religious debate?
>>154860772It's autism.
>>154860680The earliest development of theology was monolatrous, in which something like claiming victory in a war was your patron God overpowering the other God's will.And even our modern sensibilities of higher power levels are often connected to theological concepts and discussion, acasual, conceptual, transcendent, etc.There's also the gradual theological refinement of religions and their gradual pivot to monotheism as one God subsumes the roles of all others. I think Amun's continual upscale in Egypt into a literal boundless acasual beast as his patron city grew in influence was the more blatant of this, but honestly the upstaging of Atum as the original Creator God does feel very much like cosmology upscaling
>>154860734>>154860658Can you shut the fuck up
>>154860780Unconfirmed pseudo science history btw
>>154860780Knock it off with the religious autism, fag
My prediction for the next ep is Kai will join the M14 gang, meanwhile Toa Tahu gets the Shitlympia.
>>154860797>>154860788This poster is buck broken by religious DEITIES... Boundless religion r>>>>f upscale.
>>154860826That's not even an impressive physique. That's a normal guy at 8% bodyfat
>>154860780There's also the added point that with the secularity of modern society, fictional characters, fandoms, and the like have taken a sort of proto-role of religion. Obviously people aren't literally worshipping fictional characters as Gods, but they certainly hold them to a degree of reverence.Also have you ever seen some of theological debates before the more crude boomeresque religious people? They flat out engage in powerscaling arguments sometime
>>154860401>White Sun Amped Superman could re-create portals to travel 15,000 lightyears (a distance he couldn't not normally cross)>He doesn't have the amp anymore.... yeah he's not laying a finger on Gojo, whether with or without the amp.
>>154860790>psuedoscientific history>Atum's Creator God role was gradually upstaged by Ptah and Amun>Amun's prominence and pivot to the King of the Gods as the hidden force behind everything was a result of his patron city, Thebes' growing influence>the victory of wars were often seen as the winning god assuming authority over their opponent god and humiliating themLiterally everything I had said is not remotely controversal in the slightest and is in fact commonly accepted historical knowledge.I think you might just be retarded
>>154860860Bull. Shit.
>>154860868Unconfirmed pseudo science history btw
>>154860860>Superman flies at immeasurable reality breaking speeds and can already break infinite energy with brute strength at base
>>154860876You're right. It wasn't 15,000 lightyears, it was roughly 8.6 - 3,900 lightyears away.Again...Superman could not normally get back from this distance.But again it doesn't matter since infinity is infinity.
>>154860860What’s the difference between Superman sundipping mid fight verses Gojo healing and destroying his brain mid fight. Quite honestly, Superman rarely need to Sundip nowaday because his base form is too strong
>>154860898
>>154860888https://www.ebsco.com/research-starters/religion-and-philosophy/amun-deity>Amun was one of the most important and influential gods in the Egyptian pantheon. He was an ancient god, who started off as a small, local god of the Theban region, but went on to become the supreme god and was worshipped all over Egypt. He came to prominence during the twentieth century BCE with the rise of the Theban kings. The kings in their gratitude elevated Amun’s status, making him the most important god of the Egyptian pantheon. As Amun’s cult grew bigger, he went on to imbibe the attributes of other deities/divine beings and came to be seen as a universal god.I'm also pretty sure this is flat out stated on every single page about Amun on the InternetAnd also reiterated by Egyptologists like Erik Hornung
>>154860893>(Gets debunked)>(Jumps to a completely different comic)>(Not a speed feat)Gojo crushes.
>>154860898Superman will break infinity because he's Superman. That's his think. Or because he loves Lois or something.
>>154860904>>154860893Goku could do this too btw
>>154860914>tdlr Nah Superman > Gojo
>>154860904>(Pre-Crisis Superman ACCIDENTLY jumps out of the universe)>(Hits Spectre with full force)>(Grenade level crater)Even if you want to argue that this version of Superman could get past infinity with the precision needed to hit Gojo this version of Superman would break his hands hitting Gojo's chest.
"Stop talking about religion and start talking about gay interracial cuckold pornography."
>>154860901Superman has to many feats tanking divine and multiversal bring with infinite power to fall to Limitless
>>154860914Now do Gojo vs BBC how it will go down:
>>154860914Nobody said anything about speed feats, we're talking about Superman breaking through Limitless by breaking through space, illiterate.
>>154860942JEWTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!
>>154860928>>154860935>(Getting desperate)It's over.Superman lost. Prime lost. Gojo won.
>>154860946>"Muh multiversal powers">(continent sized crater)Next.
>>154860941>Tdlr>You said infinity is infinity and it says Superman burst through infinity so Supes bursts through gojoke
>>154860964>continent sized craterThat would obliterate Gojo.
>>154860959>Superman as a franchise outsell jjk as an seriesCope
>>154860965>TdlrThe Supertroon is getting so badly destroyed in these debates that he won't even read what he's replying too.It's settled folks.
>>154860968We posting Jewish women now?
>>154860975This
>>154860953Superman just being able to fuck with the fabric of space for no reason, it keeps happening.
>>154860946Yeah, there are moments when you just don't fucking understand what happened, but let it go because he is superman, like that time he went to the other side of the universe for an explosion to not leave nasty effects on earth or the galaxy, then in next page he is back.
How would YOU portray a super OP character that's supposed to transcend everything? Real 1-A stuff.
>>154860981Yes we FVARKING are! I WANT TO GO TO ISRAEL WITH MY BIG GOY COCK AND MAKE MISCHLINGS!!!
>>154861003Take Gojo, reduce his power level quite a bit, and you'll get 1-A.
>>154860980>Tdlr>can't disprove supermsn literally bursting through infinity easilyCope
>>154861003Just don't draw them lolPull a TES and make it so they're only mentioned in lore and whenever someone asks about it you point out that a 1-A being wouldn't have a physical appearance per definition>>154860893DC doesn't have infinity. Period.
>>154861003If it's a manga/comic you can get really creative. Tearing up/flicking away comic pages. Snapping your finger and completely changing past chapters. Bullying the author.I can't think of anything that hasn't been done before. Just make sure they aren't a restless canonically dead jobbing sissy cuck.
>>154861022>Superman and Hulk will eat Gojos limitless and disperse it
>>154861003Just have the character be able to do anything without any struggle at all. A swipe of their hand turns an entire page blank, a snap merges every timeline, they exist in every dimensional layer, etc. Obviously shouldn't be a MC
>>154861000The DC universe is infinite too, so any feat of Superman going to the other side is an infinite speed feat.
>>154861003Well you can't. The idea that you can present a being that is beyond presentation is self defeating.
Be honest: Do one of you work for DC?
What the fuck is this thread?
>>154861053No but I do work for Bandai Namco and Shueisha and sneak /dbs/ references into the DBS manga and video games. Nuly is a canon cuck btw.
>>154861053Helpfully powerscaled for your convenience, by the way.
>>154861064A new hand has touched the beacon (we got a new guy that got banned from another offsite place).Seemingly intellectually honest, but more willing to accept esoteric stuff than I am.
>>154861045He flew to another universe just to sneeze.
>>154861045>infinite>expandingPick one FrauDC
>>154861064People realizing Gojo's Limitless is actually easy as fuck to bypass.
>>154861095>Infinite, but moreDC writers watch Death Battle
Starfire can beat your favorite hero and force him to fuck his mother (even if she is dead)
>>154860930Yes. Gotenks screamed and broke through dimensions.
>>154861111SuggsDC>>154861102If you want someone really impressive, a killer of Bricks, try either Regulus (Re:Zero) or Accelerator (ToAru). Both kill bricks good.
All of the infinite transcendental infinities in the world couldn't save me from jobbing in an embarrassing fashion
Real talk, I don't even understand why you all keep trying to go through Infinity's spatial distortion the hard way when Sukuna already proved the best way to counter a Domain Expansion is with a better domain expansion and an attack that bypasses space. If your character can either deploy a wall of spiritual energy superior to anything a JJK character can shown or dish out an attack on par with Mahoraga's world-cutting slash, they don't have to interact with Infinity at all.
>>154861134Doctor Strange? You're here?
>>154861095Well no this is actually sound.Take infinite series summation as an example.They go into infinity, but they can also sum to infinity.
>>154861134We know, JOBhan..
>>154859865Toph actually did stomp at the time if you gave her the shorts
>>154861134TOAA...is that...YOU???
>>154861102>easy as fuckThe easy as fuck in question:>i'll go really really fast (and move to a halt before reaching Gojo)>i'll use a power (that's not mine in the first place) to open a hole (whose boundaries need to travel a distance)
ROARtos. That is all.
>>154861003Have them literally pop out of the fiction that they're in into the real world, casually write my HERO out of existence. Then camera pans up and starts going upward and showing that's a fiction of a fiction of a fiction and this ascends up countless numbers of times. Then camera pans outwards to show this "narrative stack" and my character existing beyond it as a dark void. Then it's shown they're even above that and they bend everything upwards into a light portal beyond everything and beyond themselvesAnd then my HERO regenerates from the initial erasure, ascends past all of that and onepunches them.
>>154861144Here's another thing, Gojo's infinity doesn't last forever. If you outstat him by a few tiers you can outlast him until he gets too tired to continue.
Real talk, Superman can't hurt Gojo. Not without some Pre-Crisis PIS, because he's never deal with someone like Gojo.But consider this. Unlimited Void would kill Superman. Infinite information...even if you want to argue that Superman could survive it for a while (because humans could for 0.2 seconds) SUPERMAN WOULD STILL BE PARALYZEDWhy is this a problem? Because Gojo has Hollow Purple, an ability that UNMAKES MATTER (you know, the stuff Superman is made of). And if that wasn't enough, it's cursed energy = magic (which is Superman's weakness).So here we have Superman paralyzed in the Unlimited Void, getting disintegrated by Hollow Purple.Of course this isn't even necessary since Superman's weakness to magic also means that he wouldn't last longer than a human in Unlimited Void. So all wank aside, if this was a real story Gojo would mog Superman in a 1-on-1...it's not even close. And I say that as a Superman fan. You simply can't beat Gojo with brawn.
>Shoots through Limitless
>DCucks are trying to fight their masters again
Actually speaking of autism I realized I had made so many rants about powerscaling that I realized I could literally just prompt AI into making a massive essay detailing why powerscaling sucks by feeding it all of my posts. https://apeironsstuff.blogspot.com/2026/07/why-powerscaling-sucks-last-post-on.html>>154861154...how is that related? An infinitely large space cannot gain MORE units of volume (which is what expanding means).
>>154861064We've never had any legofags here, and apparently it's another stomp episode; this time for Ninjago. Enjoy Aang vs Traveler wait period part 2.
>Viltrumite bait ends not because anons stopped falling for it but because the baiter got bored>gets replaced with Gojo bait
>>154861203Time for someone to post the Doomsday feats that massively outscale Mahoraga's durability, regen and adaptation
Have Gojofags tried to explain how he could really... hurt Superman. >HE CAN'T GET THROUGH HIS INFINITY HE WINSOkay. But what the fuck can Gojo really do to make Clark budge. The guy busts buildings like cardboard.
>>154861195>Gojo won>loses?
Pictured: The Superman, Gojo, Hulk, and rest of fiction killer.
>>154861232Gojo just atomizes himIs Superman made of atoms? Then Gojo wins
>>154861221>An infinitely large space cannot gain MORE units of volumeYeah, but DC writers are retarded, so it just does because yes.
>>154861232Gojo just rapes him
>>154861229...like taking a month to punch through some concrete!
>>154861245Doesn't Superman resist that kind of shit already
>>154861247Ah ah ah that's when I pull my 'you wouldn't accept a married bachelor' and insist DC is wrong for doing this.Which, of course, it is. I mean fuck the concept of outliers is reliant on the author being able to be wrong about their own story.
>>154861245>Resists
>>154861229I can post him blowing up a plane...
Do you guys take statements?
>>154861267OH NO! HE CAN SURVIVE ELECTRICITY! Maybe he might push Kashimo to high diff!
>>154860133>>154860199>>154860508>>154860537The epicurean dillema is very good criticism of monotheism.But Unlike god superheroes are typically not omnipotent. So epicurean dillema does not apply
>>154861262No, he's weak to magic.Curse energy = magic
>Simon Kun!>Scarlet King Dono!!>Sentry Sama!!!>P-Please kill Superbully!! >Do it for Goku!!!
>>154861229I can show his most famous story where windows SHATTERED and streets CRACKED SLIGHTLY killing Superman
>>154860191There are different forms of logic
>>154861290Since when the fuck was cursed energy magic
>>154861264>I mean fuck the concept of outliers is reliant on the author being able to be wrong about their own story."Ian Flynn said Sonic isn't light speed" bros, what do you do now?
Does Doomsday seriously have no feats above city block level
I asked chatgpt and it said Doomsday is stronger than Nuly
>>154861309The story is literally called "Sorcery Fight" and all the characters are literally called sorcerers...You didn't do too well in school did you
>>154861287They might as well be omnipotent considering that they're apparently a bajillion times light speed and stronger than the concept of strength itself>>154861291Step aside, cucks...let the REAL MAN do the work>>154861308None of which are useful for powerscaling.
KIIIINGSDAY!!!
I really want to believe gojofags are shitposting
>>154861290>Curse Energy is kiEither way, Superman hasn’t been weak to magic for 2 years now, and if it’s a precrisis Kryptonian like Superboy Prime, it’s GG
>>154861144Sukuna never won a domain clash, Mahoraga simply adapted to Infinity by making Sukuna's dismantle capable of cut the entirety of space, including the physical space Gojo's body occupies>>154861177A few things to note>he engineered his cursed energy to not waste much from Infinity>he's continuously apply RTC, recovering from any damage>he doesn't have to wait for his Infinity to run out one DE is enough to immobilize most opponents and unless they have insane reflexes or a priori knowledge of Gojo's abilities, there's little they can do about it>>154861309Magic, according to Britannica:>magic, a concept used to describe a mode of rationality or way of thinking that looks to invisible forces to influence events, effect change in material conditions, or present the illusion of change.Cursed energy is negative emotion manifesting through otherwise supernatural events and creaturesAlternatively, it's the "magic system" of this particular storyIt boils down to what is meant by "magic" in Superman
>>154861228Basically>JJK airing?JJK bait>Invincible airing?Invincible bait
>Superman instantly RUNS behind Superboy Prime when his weakness to magic is exposedOH NO NO NO
It's about tracing JJK and Invincible.It's about ragebaiting with JJK and Invincible.
>>154861290He punched through Mxy's higher dimensional magic (another prove he can just blow through Limitless, I guess).
>>154861374Are you retarded?
>>154861350You can pretty clearly see how big they are in relation to the moon from Superman's flight path, it's maybe like the size of a city block or two
>>154861383Everyone here is!
It's about BBC ultimately. The losers of the threads get sent into a version of hell where it's endless BBC rape in every hole nonstop for all eternity.
>another proveCUZ I'M A PAJEET YES I AM
Omni-Man vs PPG is a funny matchup, technically the girls scales really high with HIM statements, but in character, they job to cock and penises. They are the most perfect little girls and according to Sigmund Freud, every girl wants to fuck their father. In all of heaven and earth, no one is more DADDY than Omni-Man
>Sonic the Hedgehog is still 2-1 vs Dragon Ball with no answer in sightDragonbros... We WERE meant to be Sonic's SISSIES!!! We always HIDE behind our BVLL immediately!!
>another prove
>>154861221We have cosmological models irl that suggest the universe is infinite and expanding though.It is already infinitely vast, but also the space between gravitationally local zones is expanding too.
Omni Man should've been black...
https://catalog.neet.tv/harlequin.htmlFound it
Superman is the only character in Death Battle history to kill the same MF three times.
>>154861415>but in character, they job to cock and penises.They see viltrumites destroying shit and they're kicking their asses to the moon no ifs, ands, or buts.
>>154861440Would makes sense, he would rather fly away and go die in a black hole than have to be around his own son.
Gokek is a sissy
Russians.
I think what would happen if the Viltrimites invaded the Dragon Ball Earth is that they'd just happen to see a documentary on a billboard about Mr. Satan defeating Majin Buu and Beerus, get scared thinking it is real, and fly away to never come back without even meeting the Z-Fighters.Unironically, Toriyama would probably write that.
Two raped faggots killing each other
>>154861477Did what SHITku couldn't and gaped +!raped Superman! Russia is stronger than Goku!
It's this simple.Post if fighter A has been raped up the ass.Post if fighter B has been raped up the ass.The one who hasn't been, wins.
>>154861487Anon Miles vs Deku was a year ago
>>154861487
>GOKUGOKUGOKUGOKUGOKUGOKUYup! The WINNER has been PROCLAIMED!!!
Also don't the powerpuff girls have a shit ton of super powers aside from super strength that could put any viltrumite in a tough spot.
>>154861457Not unless Omni-Man seduces them.
>>154861486First of all, Toriyama wrote exactly that for Dragon Ball online but with the Freeza force.>Unironically, Toriyama would probably write that.Second of all, what would Kirkman write?
>>154861502SONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC
>>154861499>>154861500The QUARTET of KEKOLDS!
>>154861506....They're children.
>>154861511>what would Kirkman write?The same thing he writes every time: Capeshit slop.
>>154861511Chi Chi sleeping with Satan after aborting Goku's child
>CapeKINO GOLD
>>154861496Gutsisters...
>>154861505Too bad, it wouldn’t work against Omni-Man Culo
Torishima, Gooseworx, Robert Kirkman, Toyotaro, Gege Akutami, and Tatsuki Fujimoto will be collaborating on an unspecified project. Stay tuned for more news.
SEGA & Ian Flynn>>>>>> Jump + Toriyama It's just the truth
>>154861518So?
>>154861537Ian Flynn once said that Sonic is barely Kid Goku level.
>>154861530Windows will shake...
>>154861530>GAY INTERRACIAL KEKOLDRY FEATURING FORCED RIMJOBS, CASTRATION, AND TREPANATIONFVARKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
>>154861521Projection much?
>>154861544Why are you trying to make Nolan into a pedophile
>>154860437A portal opened up in Null Space for both characters, this isn't an infinite speed feat for sonic.
>Best Dragon Ball vs One-Punch Man match (Goku vs Saitama is crap)
Post Omni Man destroying a planet.Post the PPG destroying a planet.
>>154861513Correct.
>>154861545Kid Goku has a win unlike adult SHITku, clearly kidku>>>boomerku
>>154861562I’m making the PPG into dirty sluts that folds to male pheromones.
>>154861558It's all traced and several characters come out as trans btw
>>154861564So, like I said, tear through space-time and go through dimensions (meaning he could tear through Limitless and hit Gojo). I didn't say shit about infinite speed.
>>154861579THIS NIGGA IS A FUCKING PEDOPHILE
>>154861579>folds instead of foldYou're a fucking brown ESL.
>>154861586Post characters from Death Battle who would definitely be in the Epstein List.
ReminderALL TROONS MUST HANG BY THE NECK UNTIL DEAD.Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>154861584>So, like I said, tear through space-time and go through dimensions (meaning he could tear through Limitless and hit Gojo). I didn't say shit about infinite speed.no a portal randomly opened up far from sonic and the avatar after they teamed up for a double boost, it's him not controlling that shit or where its placed
>>154861560Post Kirkman NOT writing the female lead having an abortion and sleeping vehind Mark's back
>>154861615Post Kirkman writing anything good.
>>154861598>Makima being a pedo stacy who gets off on breaking little school boys
>>154860512You need composite luffy for Gokai Red, but then it's a reverse stomp.
Isn't the age gap between Omni Man and any of his partners thousands of years to begin with? What's wrong with just a few more years?
KirkKirkmanKikeKikeman
>>154861615Post Spider-Man making the deal with the devil for his paper skinned geriatric aunt
>>154861575>Kid Goku has more wins then Adult Goku post-timeskip and in Super combinedshit you're right
>>154861633The insect wife was 4 months old.
>Best win-loss ratio of any Dragon Ball character
>>154861655KINGTOS has more win than Kratos
>>154859936Skitter vs Shino Vista vs Gojo (I'm sure there's a closer match up for spatial fuckery, Gojo kills a child here)
>>154861658>His gimmick is "useless" sidekicks>All of them have more cool moments than himI hate dragon ball fans so much
>>154861658Why is terry bogard there?
>>154861658Nothing but gods in that matchup spread I see
>KINGtos has more win>IESLBBrown...
>>154861675How does Ichi have cooler moments than Yamcha? He gets wrecked by Hyoga at the start and is never relevant again outside of "I'll protect the bystanders while you fight!"
Who's his matchup?
>>154861350>Football field size moonsKek DCucks are just as fraudulent as Dragon Fags
>>154861680Wolf motifs
>>154861377Was this magic stated or otherwise inferred to consist of infinite compressed space?...no? Then it's not enough.
>>154861658Sokka is for UsoppOkuyasu is for Kuwabara
>>154861708>matchup Usopp effortlessly wins>matchup Kuwabara effortlessly wins
>>154861708Excellent choice!
>>154861719Well, unless you use the FTL scaling for JoJo, then Okuyasu blitzes and durability negates.
>>154861530Fujimoto left the project after a week because everyone else is a homosexual who doesn't like women.
>>154861719>Please deny us these badass flights beause the results are obvious Your literally watching the grumind, primetry, aangveler season. Watch it for the fight.
>>154861733That's why he's needed. Fuhimoto need sto offer an extremely important feminine perspective to give the project more nuance
>>154861723Ussop would still find a way to lose
KEKYTRVKE!
>>154861740>Your literally watching the grumind, primetry, aangvelerI didn't watch a single one of these episodes
>>154861740Yugi vs Ash, was legit the most obvious fight in Death Battle history, and it was one of the best episodes they've ever had. The debate factor really isn't all that important to the overall quality of the episode, at most it just makes the result unpredictable, but that's about it.
>>154861761Except for Reddit who gaslit themselves into thinking TRAsh had a chance
>>154861755>My Opinion is for being discarded Thank (you) for the input (((not)))
>>154861733Thankfully they won him back by informing him there WILL be crossdressing, there WILL be transgenders, there WILL be gay rimjobs, and there WILL be threats of castration
*kills and shits on the corpse of every Gojofaggot*
>>154861732Even disregarding FTL Jojo is retarded, Okuyasu doesn't scale to any of it whatsoever, he gets blitzed and has the shit kicked out of him by basically every characterHe's also, legitimately, too retarded to use his powers wellAnd this would be disregarding Kuwabara could maybe just kill him from not-reiatsu because he's legitimately that weak, and that YYH probably has similarly bullshit speed autism if you were to apply the same "standards" to it as Jojo (like the guy destroying an infinite universe)>>154861740We don't need more of them
What was this about Sonic fans fighting with Genshit fans over the game awards?
Gojo and Superman would respect each other, they are actually more similar than you would expect
>>154861782The first three panels happened IRL but panel 4 doesn't reflect reality
Yugash has gotta be far and away the most egregious usage of selective categories to make a fight look closer than it actually is>yeah bro if only the loser was a little more strategic he would have overcome the cardinals of infinity AP and speed gap and all the winner's instant win haxes including fucking time manipulation or an immeasurable speed infinite multiversal attack
>>154861761>>154861769>ash didn’t have mega Rayquaza >ash didn’t have Dialga and Palkia >ash didn’t have Zekrom >ash didn’t use Aura healing >ash didn’t revive himself from death REMINDER, Yugi only won because he has a 2000 card deck and outside help unlike GREATER THAN THE PHARAOH Ketchum
>>154861785>Please don't gib any fights people want to see. >Okuyasu vs Kuwabara is DIMES>>154861785Lel
>>154861133regulus kills low tier bricks but someone like superman splatters him
>>154861791It was them fighting over the polls for a random award at the TGA? IIRC it was discovered Sonicbros were caught botting after accusing Genshitfags of doing so, meaning cucky Sonic loses to even Genshin
>>154861809TolejoStar...
>>154861809>Yugi only won because he had access to his standard equipment (like every other character in Death Battle)
>>154861815dude no superman has the dc problem of not having any real abstracts meaning any abstract manipulator turbofucks him and his verse really hard
*respectfully oneshots every single Legendary at once*You are...a monster...NO LONGER!
>>154861816Apparently the Sonicfags even made gore of Genshin?
>>154861782>>154861800FRAUD
>>154861821The Doom Patrol crossover gave him abstract shit, funnily enough.
Gay sex
>>154861658>Best win-loss ratio of any Dragon Ball character
The Last Son of Crypton
>>154861828No, that’s me and I’m gokubros
>>154861811Okuyasu vs Kuwabara might be a fun DBX or something but having to make an entire analysis for a character who has like 1.5 fights and a single gimmick sounds awful
Tomorrow is a new DANDADAN CHAPPY!!
*respectfully humiliates you in a complete curbstomp in which I nosell every single one of your cucky attacks and haxes, effortlessly and infinitely speedblitz you, and am so infinitely above your cucky cosmology I could literally accidentally obliterate it just by existing too close to it*
>>154861818>because he has a bloated deck, outside help, and pre shuffle his deck L
*respectfully accuses you of my own behavior*
I don't know why they didn't let Ash have every single Legendary he's ever commanded save for saving him from the embarassment of having basically every box Legendary get oneshotted, it made the fight look obscenely lopsided when his only Legendary came out before Slifer
>>154861857>Meanwhile Ash bringing more than 6 Pokemon into a battle
>>154861836No no the big thing is: DC puts its archetypes in a place and then has that place be physically visitable...which means that the archetypes are by definition not abstract.
Ash should've won because he's more popular and more girls like him. He should have punched off Yugi's head because he's strong enough to lift neutron stars while Yugi can barely survive buildings dropping on him.
If you just gave me every single thing I've ever tangentially had including non canon material I would've lost ever so slightly less badly!!
>>154861872>6v6 is formality Ash and other gym leaders never had trouble using more than 6 or Pokemon they haven’t officially caught
>>154861838https://youtu.be/s6Yc5L8zfPw?si=wQfPNs4XnF_dbA7o
>>154861870Hoopa alone would have gaped Yugi
>>154861830>stupidnigganews.com says Gojo is a fraudDAMN! Meanwhile according to the popularity poll made long after Gojo was defeated:
>>154861884This
>>154861849Chappy is not your word.
The problem with Yugi vs Ash is Yugi didn't pull a Raven by blowing up the entire Pokemon cosmology before RESPECTFULLY telling him what an awesome fight it was like a fucking psycho
>>154861904>Fujo popularity contestThis is supposed to say something?
>>154861487>Goku vs Superman out of NOWHERE
>>154861891Isn't it literally a plot point in an early episode that Ash could not have more than 6 Pokemon because they got sent back to Oak automatically
>>154861892Me and my rival after we finish fighting
>>154861904>Not a single female in the top 10>MISOGYNoya 5th most popular JJK HOMOSEXUALS...
>>154861904>popularity Gojo in his peak popularity and prime lost to demented, unkempt, deadbeat dad Sasuke
Yugi in the manga doesn't even need a Polimerization card to summon Holactie, he just needs to say "Atem" and the Egyptian Gods fuse, which means Yugi could have won by literally just saying his name at the start of the match.
>>154861904>Not a single female character until 13 ((("female" Maki)))There has never been a fandom either gayer or more obsessed with homosexuality (fujos) than JJK. This is worse than Hetalia.
>>154861702He lost to a couple of cannons.
>>154861168>vibrates at a counter frequency dispersing itsorry, was that important?
>>154861944>FlashcuckYeah I don't think one of the most notorious jobbers in all of fiction is beating Gojo
>>154861805One of the categories they gave Ash isn't even true."Ash's Pokémon can evolve, but Yugi's cards are always the same", and the main Monster of non-Atem Yugi has evolution through levels as the gimmick.
>>154861919If you count season 1 canon, Pikachu should be able to bypass reverse cylinder. Even then, Z moves can bypass protecting moves
>>154861925Sasuke is so cool
>>154861966They pointed out that Z-moves can and have been redirected before
COPE
>>154861980>death battle headcanonFUNNY
Speaking of Yu-Gi-Oh!
>>154861986Kinda funny how Kaihu comes down to Speed and trying to find exceptionally questionable MFTL/Immeasurable ends for either character
NINTENDO'S CHADRIO is stronger than GOJOBBER and SHITNIC
Cucky Charizard will never have this btw
>>154861904Imagine daddy Gojo fucking Yuji and Megumi at the same time...
>>154861882ok. supes still splatters regulus.
https://x.com/i/status/20399518733320849002 questions 1. What the fuck is Ninjago even about 2. How the fuck does a lego cartoon have better animation than Invincible or OPM
>>154862068Wait, Ninjago is still going?
>>154861986Kai and Ninjas defeated the Elemental Master of Time. Heck, Kai was responsible for destroying the weapons that gave them chronomancy in the first place
>>154862077It's apparently on its final season
>>154862079>Reverse Time Blades can be destroyed
>>154862010
*Defeat you extremely high diff after hours of fighting taking several permanent crippling injuries in the process*Kneel down. You're weak.
>>154862068>she/her melon emoji buy my merch ebonicsLego has money for good animation.
>>154862068/toy/ goes crazy in power scaling, zoomies will never get it.
>>154862101He-man is for Thor.
>>154862086Kai literally have 1/4 of the power of the creator (golden power). Kai have destroyed indestructible things before such as Dark Matter and golden weapons
Kai vs Tahu is the first episode in which neither combatant originated from an American or Japanese series
>>154862101>Multiversal statement, because yes
>>154862067Nobody in DC can harm Regulus or resist his attacks because they fucked up their metaphysics. Settle down children. Let me tell you how abstracts work.By definition, an abstract is something that doesn't exist in space nor time, and doesn't have any physical extension nor composition. An example is the number '3'. Now, you can debate on if abstracts exist or not, but the fact remains that they are defined this way. Okay so what's the problem? The problem is that DC (and also Marvel because fuck that verse too) define their abstractions as being in a space...and then they have physical people visit said space.So how do we square this with the traditional definition? Easy. A computer program is contingent on the executions of the code which itself is reliant on the physical hardware to exist. Therefore DC and Marvel are quite literally like computer simulation realities, except their hardware is spatiotemporal and made out of physical matter and energy. Meaning none of their hax is abstract and they have no way to actually affect any abstractions, or even anything non-physical. In the No Road Home series, Hawkeye managed to stand within the Astral Plane. This would be impossible if the Astral Plane required a special power to interact with...which it clearly doesn't because Hawkeye wasn't empowered nor is he generally a superpowered being. >TL;DR Marvel and DC die like dogs to anything abstract, more news at 11
>>154862109In the entire series or this season?
>>154862109Kai is Japanese
>>154862104*Shazam
Danish.
>>154859878>Starting with the most obvious. Pitting an Indian universe-scaler with full wank, vs a Kingly Multiverse-swatter
>>154862133Nothing but a delicious sweet treat for ME!
>>154862109Hercules vs Sun Wukong?
>>154861841what's Beerus supposed to do against Sutekh sitting on his head for trillions of years invisible doing nothing?
>>154862143Hercules is from Jewish mythology (so American) about how all Greeks were gay fags who took it up to hairy bum
>>154862143...fuck, I have been TAUGHT.Well besides that one anyways, because Legos is from Denmark
>>154862109Wait really?
>>154862117nope.
>licks your hairy filthy asscrackFVVVVCK I'M SO CVLTVRALLY ENRICHED!
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
>>154862116>Another multiversal statement for the Power of Grayskull because yes
>>154862152>Cant stop thinking about gay butt sexFavorite hero and Death Battle track?
>>154862077sequel series is ending soon but an anime for it is coming out soon and even had some leaks posted here
Jin Sakai (Ghost of tsushima) vs Henry (Kingdom come: deliverence) would've been an awesome Death battle
>>154862193*will beftfy
>>154862173Why...Battler Ushiromiya and Fireborn by Brandon Yates of course!
>>154862160Besides Hercules vs Sun Wukong, yeah. Every other DB features at least one character that originates from American or Japanese media
>>154862152>Jews out of actual nowhere
>>154862172>Destroys multiversal construct, because yes
>>154862205Isn't Bionicle Polynesian/Hawaiian
>>154862172>SUPERMAN I NEED YOUR HELPFraud-Man Master of the Chainscaling
>>154862173KINGtos and Reiði without a doubt!
>>154862213It's Superman who is chainscaling from He-Man. He's talking about using the Power of Grayskull he got from Adam to rewrite the multiverse.
>>154862211Yes, it takes from Polynesian/Hawaiian culture but we're not talking about where the fictional characters originated from, we're talking about the fact both are Lego franchises and Lego is a company situated in Denmark, hence both are Danish-derived characters
>>154862251Ah. European.
>>154862209>ANOTHER "remake all of creation" statement, because yes
the next episode is dedicated to the Lego dude's dead wife
>>154862264This guy would get RAPED by Sonic fitting his tight blue asshole on his cock
alright guys take your betswill Aang vs the Genshin guy reach 1 million before tomorrow or not?
>>154862279I don’t care
>>154862278Do you ever think before you type
>>154862279>985k 5 days laterGreat matchup idea Tiki
>>154862226In fact, any chainscaling Adam could get from Superman would be worthless, because Adam on his own *already* kills Superman with a single stab.
>>154862279>IT STILL HASN'T REACHED A MILLION IT'S ALMOST BEEN A FULL WEEK AND IT HASN'T BUDGED.
>>154862279No. That'll TEACH them to avoid gachashit, and maybe Samus will get a real opponent.
>>154862264https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gR2Z7mSGKU
>>154862307Samus vs Me
>>154862318Horse...
>>154862289that bait was for me
>>154862334>>154855994
Aemeath TEACHING Firefly by RESPECTFULLY impaling her face with a giant spear...
>>154862389That UNICORN
>>154862402Aemeath is dangerous...
>WHAT'S THAT, AETHER? YOU'RE GOING TO COMPLETELY BLITZ AND COUNTER ALL OF MY BENDING POWERS? AND YOU'RE GOING TO EFFORTLESSLY SLICE ME IN HALF AND EVAPORATE ME? AND THE ONLY REASON WE'RE EVEN FIGHTING IS FOR A SALTY RUNBACK FOR AANG VS EDWARD? AND OUR VIDEO GOT AGE-RESTRICTED BECAUSE WE HAD TWO GAMBLING ADS? A-AND...YOU'RE GOING TO GAPE KATARA AFTER YOUR DAILY?! WELL WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY EXCEPT YABBA DABBA DOOOO!!!!!!!
>>154862439What's the deal with this chick? Is there actual incest?
>>154862450>AND THE ONLY REASON WE'RE EVEN FIGHTING IS FOR A SALTY RUNBACK FOR AANG VS EDWARD?Erm actually, it was because Tiki didn't want Rover to tear Aether a new one so he fed Aether a smurf match he'd obviously win
>>154862482gachafags are spineless disingenuous cowards
Just think about the animation potential of Aang vs Aether though
>>154862482Which is why it needs to be Lumine so we get ryona kino
Just think about the connections and themes and such of Aang vs Aether though
>>154862482>didn't want Rover to tear Aether a new oneThat's really retarded if true, why would someone care about John Genshin enough to give him a rigged win? I've heard he's basically a non-character
>>154862478She's not related by blood. It would be more accurate to describe them as a "guy who saved a young girl" and a "young girl who is obsessed with the man who saved her". Think Leon the Professional.That said, Rover seems to regard her more like a daughter, while Aemeath doesn't treat Rover like a father.>>154862545I still don't know what the connections were besides "Elements" and "Travels"
>>154862450Funny because in the animation Aang was the one out bending and countering all of Aether's shit, until the flying onahole told him to lock in and he just shitted a bunch of elements and a big fire sword
>>154862279Well on the bright side, after how badly Aang vs gacha flopped that's probably the last we'll see of gachaslop on Death Battle for a long while
What about Aether vs Link? Breath of the wild had a rivalry against genshin at the start of it's existence
>>154862553https://www.google.com/search?q=before%3A2023+aether+vs+aanghttps://www.google.com/search?q=before%3A2024+aether+vs+aangObviously they didn't directly claim as such but I think the cope excuses of "it was actually the most requested Genshin matchup" "the animation potential" and "themes and such" can obviously be addressed by basic observation which then asks the question of why push for the matchup
>>154862652It would be the second time Link gapes a blonde sissy in DB
Caine vs Tenna = Sentry vs Prime >>>>>>>>>>>AANG VS traveler and lusamine vs Ragyo
To be fair, how many series can you think about that are based around the famously obscure plot point of travelling around the world collecting elemental powers
>>154862689At least one
I'm glad DB fed me a pity win before my opponent could get his universe level amps. Or even worse: put me against my thematically appropriate opponent from the same Genre of games! That guy would have pounded my bussy into submission!Well, I can still throw my sister against him if things get ugly...
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZndSLQnlKywScimitar vs Katana
>>154862703Deku...you don't have a sister.
>>154861655To be fair, the number of wins in general for nonvillains almost vanishes after Frieza.Vegeta beats 19 and Puipui.Gohan beats Cell and the Cell Juniors and some regular basic human criminals.Piccolo would have gotten Babidi.Meanwhile, the antagonists kill other antagonists.17 kills Gero.Cell effectively kills 17 and 18.Babidi kills Spopovitch.Dabura kills Yamu.Buu kills Dabura and Babidi.Evil Buu effectively kills Buu.
>>154862703Sonic... Tails isn't your sister. She isn't even a girl!
>>154862687Lusamine vs Ragyo was great unless you're a seething pokek
>>154859865This still makes me laugh
Uh, I think Aether turned into a Dinosaur at one point that dragged too longAnd then they had a flying scene?And then they had that really shitty looking animation of Aang getting stunned and a really slow ass uneventful charge scene to cut him in half
>>154862744The only fun thing about Lusamine vs Ragyo will be the future seething when Lusamine RESPECTFULLY kills Ragyo and the entirety of REVOCS in Death Battle
Pokemon is the literal weakest verse in existence
>>154861761Both Yugi and Ash suffered more from Death Battle's simulacrafication than basically anyone else in Death Battle.They don't fight army vs army and Yugi's duels playout like they do because they are Shadow Games with agreed upon rules (at least during the manga, the anime gets more looseygoosey).
Hey, they actually used the novels for this!...The Eyes of Heaven novels...
Pokemon is the literal strongest verse in existence
>>154861849No it isn't.
>parrotmon Yup
>>154861849is the main character still a cuck?
>>154861849>dandadanbranch level
HUHHH?? BIG BRO JIJI IS GOING TO IMPREGNATE MOMO, SUSIE AAAAAND NOELLE? I'LL BE FORCED TO SIT OUTSIDE THE KEKSHED WITH KRIS UNTIL HE GETS UTTERLY ANALLY RAVAGED BY BATTER? AND I WON'T BE ABLE TO STOP JIJI-ANIKI FROM CREAMPIEING ALL OF THEM WITH MY MASSIVELY SUBSONIC SPEED...?Well, why would I WANT TO? I'M AN AWKWARD KEKOLD AFTER ALL! YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>154862833>Undertale out of NOWHERE
>>154862806>Sakuya stomps EoH DioDidn't everyone already know thisWhat was even the point of this blog if you're gonna exclude the Jorge Joestar stuff
>>154862016Kaihu makes me think of Caillou
>out of NOWHERE there are 4 posts about DandadanBot thread
MHA is the weakest verse though?
Doesn't giving a character the experience pity point but having them lose strategy kinda make it more embarassing for them? Like it's basically saying he's not even more skilled or smarter despite going through more fights
>>154862193It will be fun but what are the odds the match up boils down to katana vs European sword scaling
>>154862868>lose strategyThat could also be an intelligence thing
I love capeGOLD so much bros, through the good and the bad, and I’ll be 80 and still talking about Superheroes
>>154862849easy Touhou win, including JJ would make em lose
>>154862871Wouldn't it actually just come down to Jin being able to be everything at once while Henry can only become a single build?
Uh I liked the songIt will hopefully discourage them from further gachaslop pitystomp or gacha matchups in generalYeah that's about all the nice things I can say for Aang vs Traveller
>>154862849They gave DIO a bunch of mobile games that, as far as I've read so far, only gives him a shit ton of random resistances (pain, fear, madness, mental shit, etc) lifesteal on his punches and Holly's stand to immobilize opponents
Jiggerboo, NiggerbooColored CooneyBlack porch monkey, brown babooneyMelon muncher, chicken bone suckerBlue-black, silverback, big spear chuckerAnyway you figure that president's a Nigger to me!Dark, cold brownbread, jungle bunnyGhetto guru, government honeyChocolate crickets, spooky niglets!Coco, negro, magpie, black froAnyway you figure the president's a Nigger to me
>racism
>>154862193No it wouldn't. European plate beats sissy jap katana every time.
Lusamine is too much for Ragyo, let Jacinthe handle her (she unironically wins mid diff)
The line is Charcoal, brown bread actually
>>154862193The mighty Japanese Katana folded 1000 times would effortlessly annihilate the baka gaijin's barbarian steel caskets and sticks
Does Lusamine even have a singular feat
Kinda hilarious Dante vs Clive was basically everything Aether vs Aang wanted to be except it had like actual connections in similar genre and the fact someone that worked for both franchises even commented on who would win in a fight, Dante had well known universal wank already so it didn't just come across as smurfing for a pitystomp and actually had animation potential because Torrian wanted to do it
>>154862973Post Ragyo being universal outside of a dream
>>154862930that's like if you used composite Goku but didn't give him any Heroes stuff but included shit like the original card game
>>154862973She has the most important Pokemon feat of scaling to Necrozma.
Couldn't they have at least contracted one of those flashy gacha fight animators to do it like that one WuWa guy for Nero vs GeatsOr did none of them care enough
>>154862982Post Lusamine destroying a universeOr really post her destroying anything at all>>154862990She got effortlessly oneshot by base Necrozma, while she had help from Guzma (whose type is strong versus Necrozma)Do Pokefags actually play their games?
>>154862981Dante Vs. Clive was damn near perfection because it had >actual good fight choreography >Dante and Clive actually play off eachother>there's proper set up>the fucking music is perfectIt's what Kratosura wishes it could have been
>>154863013>She [FULLY SCALES] to [MAX POTENTIAL] Necrozma
>>154863013Pokemon has been shit since forever, so no, they don't. Basically the same situation as Sonicfags not playing their games and frequently getting things wrong.
Pokemon scaling makes no senseYou're scaling the pokemon, not the trainer
>>154863013I mean you are forgetting every fucking Pokemon character gets Creation Trio scaling because Palkia intercepted and casually overpowered Garchomp's Draco Meteor once
>>154863013Nigger, look at me. We live in a post Yuji vs Denji world.Now tell me with a straight face that DB wouldn't give Lusamine scaling to Necrozma for surviving one of it's attacks head onAlso in the games her pokemon are imbued with the lights of Ultra Necrozma.She just has all the wank she needs
>>154859865Gaara RAPES and GAPES Toph.
>big bro Kamina raped to death my series that was a stillborn fetusYIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>154862719Awww, Scimitar started so good.
>>154862981The real thing is that even though Clive is boring they at least attempted (and succeeded) to make him interesting for the fight, he opens the fight with one of the best lines in recent Death Battle With Aether, I ended up being more confused about what his deal was when I watched his analysis, because they threw out a bunch of random bullshit like how he changes planetary fate and began talking about waifus and the meta or whatever the fuckand then he was boring as fuck for the entire fight and barely spoke at all
>>154862719For what was a pretty obvious counter Scimitar did surprisingly okay, but it was a very "cannot get hit even once" matchup
>>154863079Feels like they had no idea how to market the matchup or the gacha character which is why it got pushed so far and Boomstick just made jokes about Genshin women he wants to fuck and powerpoint notes about whatever happens in Genshin
*ROARS AT YOUR HERO**breaks their mind*how do you respond without sounding mad?
>>154863050She wouldn't even scale to that. Her one fight against Ash (who would maybe have that scaling) she just straight up oneshotted in a single hit>>154863052I mean not really because you could even tell in Yugi vs Ash they knew that Ash scaling to the creation trio or any legendary was retarded, they said he could barely scale or struggled with themAnd while the oregon sword was retarded, at least you could make a bad argument that Denji still was able to instantly retaliate after being hit with it, while Lusamine was oneshotted in a single hit even while she had helpThere's also the fact Ultra Necrozma's best feat isn't even above max Kill la Kill wank, and even Pokemon as a whole could get cosmology gapped again because of the "Triggerverse" argument G1 brought up for Simon vs KyleBut even at just a baseline level, Lusamine is a featless sissy on par with Bardock who they refused to let win
>>154862652I'm surprised they didn't go with this one desu. Not only is he more fitting than Aang but Zelda would draw way more dimes/views than Avatar
>>154863116*tanks it**is given knowledge of the entire composite dc cosmology*
>>154863123*retcon punches your hero**he is now a pathetic, gibbering mess mumbling about DC with no powers in a mental institution*
>>154863119because thanks to Echos of Wisdom Link now has universal scaling meaning he'd stomp Aether
>>154863119I think Link probably wins that fight
>>154862982You most certainly don't need to be universal to beat the average pokemon character lol
>Lusamine vs Ragyo MU for cucks and faggotsReal MEN want Lusamine vs Magdalene (Pokemon vs Mewgenics)
>>154862865Dandadan is for cucks.
>>154862943Stand down Kratos, that song was sung by a black man. You must be a better man and accept the brave musical expressions of PoC folk
Does Lusamine also molest her daughters?
>>154863063>meanwhile marvel is going to make like 4 billion dollars this year and Superman 2 is going to flop with Gunn’s shitty side characters infested in the movie Hold me tight bros…..
>>154863135*tanks it again**skillfully manipulates Prime so his retcon punches are just power amps*>>154863136Also even ignoring that Link is way more versatile and should have comparable ends to anything Traveller could do strength and speed wise
>Lusamine vs Mewgenics MU for cucks and faggots Real MEN want Lusamine vs BBC (Pokemon vs African BVLLs)
>>154863163The Doctor gets stomped since the black clone of him is a faggot
>>154863163
>>154863168Reimu Gooner...
>>154863118Lusamine survived a hit from necrozma in her Beast mother form by herself Also the pokemon cosmology scales WAY higher than anything in Kill la Kill IF, hell Dawn wings Necrozma would unironically solo the verse All this without taking into account that human Lusamine with her team and Foundation already counter the ever living shit out of Ragyo and that IF unironically gives Lusamine way more Wincons because it makes the Life Fibers the same thing as Ultra Beast (extra dimensional beings) meaning a single Beast Ball neggs Ragyo's whole arsenal >Triggerverse LMAOOOOO
>>154863185We continue
>>154863163Ragyobro btw
>>154863179>Lusamine survived a hit from necrozma>surviving a hit means you scale to that thing in its entirety LUSAMINEJIIIIIIIIII
>>154863179IF transcends the entire Triggerverse which includes Gurren Lagan
>>154862719Scimitar is a FILTHY CHEATER
>>154863116'Wow, what a fodder cosmology.'
>>154861956>he thinks only the flash can do stuff like thislol..lmao
>>154862193The issue is all of John ghost's moves invovle parries which is essentially a block and a strike. Henry's learned to block and strike at the exact same time, and picked it up really really quickly. Henry can just strike -> get parried -> master strike the parry, and there's nothing that can be done, so henry can be as offensive as he wants
I forgot to say this, but an infinite universe can only 'expand' in the sense that the distance between its points gets larger, but the total area of the space doesn't. If it did, it wouldn't be infinite anymore. Of course DC probably means the latter and thus it gets turbofucked. I remember something about the Marvel cosmology being expanding.
>Jorge Joestar Dio will be compared to Lost Word Sakuya as both are licensed non-canon works with no author input Diobros...