I want to wake up in DC and go on fun adventures with the Teen Titans and Young Justice and get adopted into the Bat family and smash Zatanna
>>154862339Somebody needs to give you a proper ass kicking.
>>154862339You'd need the normalfag deadweight.
>>154862339>and go on fun adventures with the Teen TitansAren't you a little OLD for that?
and I wanted to save Mobius with the Freedom Fighters, just drink it away like a normal person
>>154862339truck-kun can make it happen!
>>154862339I also want to be isekai'd
>>154862339I want to be isekai'd into that meme and save that cat.
>>154862399Ask Wolfman
>>154862339you can't. they're all gay now.
>>154862440Or do what I do and start daydreaming. Warning, there will be bouts where you realize you're wasting your time and that your fantasies will never happen then thats when you need to drink.
>>154862339Don't meaningless new side characters die a lot in Teen Titans? Seems like if you are a new recruit, and are not a 60s or early 80s character, or a clone of one you will die in the next event.
>>154862440for me, it's vicariously living thru roguelike evolution and degrees of lewdity
>>154862339I would just want to chill out in spaceMaybe hang with LEGION or the Lanterns
You are NOT the main character. Not here, not now, not in the next life.
>>154863269I'd settle for likeable C-lister
>>154862749A fellow dreamer I see
>>154862749Why confine such whimsy to the daytime? Learn to lucid dream and do that shit while you sleep. Way more fun
>>154862339If it actually happened, you'd probably be a redshirt that dies horribly in less than a day of your existence there.
>>154864947Uhhhhh DC isn't a shithole. Just don't visit Gotham or Suicide Slum.
>>154862339>>154862749I get it. When I was a kid and used to believe in an afterlife, I thought about how cool it would be. I had all these ideas about the different worlds I could go to. Now I don't believe in an afterlife. I know the world is shit and I have to live in it, though I wish there was a good afterlife. I don't know what words I can say to make you feel better if you're suicidal, but I wanna recommend a movie that made me feel a little more neutral toward life. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmYCvN5amaM
>>154865500>implying that won't be where OP spawns
>>154862339Sometime around the 6th grade, I spent like 3 hours crying one day because I realized my life would never be as cool as Tenchi Muyo's.
>>154865587I think all of us can claim to have had a similar momentWhether we want to admit it or notBut that's what >>154862749 is for
https://youtu.be/rqFBr9w5UbY
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>>154866424okay