Confess puny /co/ related sins to Father Hulk. Father Hulk smash puny sins.
>>154863556I make bait threads for the sole purpose of locking local schizos and tourists in so that the thread I actually wanna talk in is left alone
ive been here since 2010 and even filled requests on the drawthreads but i hate the drawthreads now. i bait people with 'requests?' posts
>>154863628That charitable work, puny anon.HULK SMASH PUNY ANON THAT THINKS GOOD IS BAD
>>154863645Draw wholesome version of request as penance.Go and bait no more.
It's been a while since I last read a comic. Sometimes I don't read them due to a lack of time, and other times due to a lack of willpower. My knowledge of comics is mostly based on what I've read here.
>>154863665I mean I am adding sewage to the sewage
>>154863693alright hulk, ill do it for you
>>154863711Go and read first volume of Blake and Mortimer as penance.
>>154863556I make low effort shitpost threads with crappy doodles and edits and puns because I find it funny
I love the idea of shapeshifting female characters having large dicks. I have a whole folder of characters like Amethyst, Mystique, MR’s Lady Loki, and Rose Quartz with abnormal size penises.
The only reason I go into TADC threads is to bait them. I don’t even like the show. It’s just the fact they’re obvious tourists and I think it’s funny.
>>154863556I copy-paste old threads from the archive onto /co/ whenever I’m around. Usually it’s because I think it’ll generate interesting discussion or help highlight the differences in the board’s users over time, but sometimes it’s just because they mention my favorite character and I’m always happy to talk about him.
>>154863556I've been telling myself and others that I will watch cartoons and cartoon recommendations but I never start watching them.
>>154863779Make quality threads to improve quality of humor to improve yourself.>>154863780Amethyst no shapeshifter, just magical girl.HULK SMASH PUNY DICKS
>>154863556When I notice a /co/ schizo, like Leftranny or sharkfag, I make an inflamatory post to piss him off, knowing that he will spend 6 hours of his day having a mental breakdown. All with a single post.Typos piss him off? So typos I write.Unsolicited opinions on Israel piss him off? So let me share them.Its like minmaxing the amount of annoyance I can give him with the least effort, but this keeps the schizos in loop for hours.This is the new image to my collection.
>>154863805Make better use of own time Father Hulk smash idleness for you.>>154863844That no sin.>>154863868You casting yourself on same pit. Soon you schizo too. Father Hulk smash crazy out.
I have used AI to generate photorealistic pictures of superheroines and make them pose in sensual videos.
>>154863868hulk think you're a faggot
>>154863556I sometimes reply to myself to draw attention to my posts
i made a hypnosis thread or two, mods hate them, but the hypno community is really nice here
>>154863556I don't really like cartoons or comics anymore. I like the sense of care free-ness that they bring, in a way that channels my childhood if that makes sense. I only lurk here because the anons here are more tolerable than the other boards I post on
>>154864059same, idk the last time i cared about a comic or a cartoon. i dont like su anymore but the SU watch threads where so fun same with homestuck upd8 threads
>>154864027that no puny sin, father Hulk must ask OAA for advice.>>154864056keep kink tasteful.>>154864059Hulk smash dependence on board, leave it and be free.
>>154864059Kinda this, I mostly just lurk out of habit, sometimes I'll post in the live threads for Primal when that's on since I do like that show, but other than that I don't really care much for cartoons anymore.I never really cared much for comics since I tend to prefer weird shit when it comes to comics and books, I was always more into shit like Megg Mogg and Owl when it came to comics that were discussed on /co/.
>>154864059This, at this point I mostly come here because I'm here forever, not because I'm looking to discuss any specific show, movie or comic. The only new thing from the last 5 years I've had a major interest in was Common Side Effects
I became good friends with an online creator here, They'll been ghosting me for the last couple days though...
I'm the She-Hulkfag.
>>154863556I'm sorry father, I've jacked off to art of your ex wife betty.
>>154863832you realize people doing this have astroturfed entire boards into thinking they fell for dead internet theory right
i keep bookmarking storytimes and never reading them
>>154863556I don't wash my hands after turning a comicbook page.
>>154863628based, does it work?
>>154863556I don't really like any DTVA show except Amphibia, but I really enjoy fapping to porn of the MILFs.
When I was a boy I fantasized about April getting spanked.
I have convinced girls to wear domino masks during sex because I get immensely turned on at the prospect of fucking a heroine.
>>154865758Ultrabased
>>154863556Every time I see this image I just think of the version with the caption "Lord knows I'd smash."
>>154863556Sometimes I namefag for attention but when I have a very politically incorrect opinion I take off my name. Purely out of fear of retaliation from xitter
>>154867131I see it too
>>154864056Mods hate them?
I know at least one /co/ schizo IRL
>>154869402Whom?
>>154865525Sometimes yeah but it all depends on time of day, day of the week, and wording Done right they become too mentally exhausted to go into other threads and call it a day
>>154863556I have a couple comics currently ongoing. One is at DC with over ten issues.
I have, on occasion, made requests in drawthreads and then delivered them myself to shill my work. One time I got a real delivery from someone else as well.
>>154870769cool if tru
>>154870782i thought about doing this, but found out it just ends up with me making mroe work for myself with no payoff
>>154869402>>154870769proof?
>>154869402Is it coldfusion? I heard he seeks out people in discord comic spaces.
>>154865700When I was whatever age I was and I ate TMNT gummy snacks, I'd bite off April's tits first.
>>154870782I think thats pretty smart.
>>154863556I drawfag and do deliveries for random threads, on occasion. I download brushes, delete them after one use, and change my art just enough so people don't track my work. I give out different names when people ask for a way to tag me on the /co/llection.
>>154870838It really isn't, it's pretty much exactly what >>154870797 said. It was a completely pointless "plan" but it made me feel sneaky and clever so I did it a few times before giving it a rest
>>154863556I do create too much AI fake screencaps cartoon scenes to jerk off
>>154863556I keep procrastinating instead of finally tackling that indie comic I've been planning to do since before the pandemic.
>>154870782Really?
I don't really read a lot of comics. I wouldn't even know where to start, or which series to go for.I've got a few Super heroes I like, but starting all the way back in the Golden/Silver age from issue 1, and moving on from there just sounds overly tedious and perfect conditions for just giving up.
