>you're walking home from work when these three young ladies block your pathwhat do?
Assume a threatening/defensive stance, back away slowly, call animal control, all while maintaining eye contact.
>>154873175Brush past them with my hoodie upI'm black btw
>>154873175scream because i might die because there's three big cats
>>154873175Go down the other street with the gators on it.
>>154873175they run away the moment they see my ugly mug
>>154873175Open my jacket to appear larger
I send them back to /trash/ where they belong.
>>154873439I guess that's what people call being streetwise
>>154873175>I don't want no trouble, fellas!
I fart loudly.
>>154873175I simply reach into my jacket and take out the laser pointer and lure them away off the path before carrying on my way back home, simple
>>154873175I pass, tell them I am more into stripes than felines
>>154874047I know this is some scale shit, but it is satisfying to see a very fat gator or turtle just laying around. Don't know why, they just look nice.
>>154874124Something about this art style seems gross.
>>154874130You're just a fan of flat fucks.
>>154874153Yeah basically, maybe the reason why I also like Ankylosaurus too.
>>154874170
>furry gooner thread
>>154874195Furries have absolutely no shame
>>154874210FurGods belong here more than y*u
>>154873175Onion gas, onions are poisonous to cats
>>154874047Looks like old Greasymojo art.
>>154873175Do >>154873209 while filming them with my phone as I back away so I have proof when I report the fact I found three cryptids to the police and so I can post it to this site.
>>154873175Foursome. duh
I want to be violently raped by female furries at threat of my life and needing stitches afterwards
>PssPssPss
>>154877129Sounds you make before violent nonconsenting rape
>>154877129That's like waving fried chicken in front of negroes pointing glocks at you
>>154873175*pushes out of the way*
>>154873175Walk through them
>>154878284are they ok?
>>154880000Their chances of survival are equal to your quads
