We back. [Spoiler]You've had spicy butthole! Don't pretend you haven't! Stop acting like you're better than me. We've all sat huddled in the corner of a dark room, messily consuming three-alarm, boneless buffalo wings while sobbing, ''I'm sorry future butthole. I'm sorry!''[/Spoiler]
>>154873342Man, it's been awhile since I've had to do this. I messed that up.Well, I'm not going to do them all but he actually had a couple funny ones while I've been gone.Don't let its size fool you. It has a tiny warp core capable of warp factor 2 that is programmed to go straight to day spa on Bajor in no time. In a couple of hours I will be submerged in a mud bath with Bajoran cucumbers on my eyes and ignoring urgent subspace communiques from a very angry superior officer.
>>154873368For crying out loud
>>154873342>You've had spicy butthole! Don't pretend you haven't!I got really drunk once and ate a lot, like a LOT, of extremely spicy hotwings. It felt like someone was holding a blowtorch to my anus when I had to poop them out.
Finally, the Defiant tractored the escape pod away from the planet. During the journey back to the station, O'brien ''accidentally'' reduced the inertial dampening inside the pod, causing the ball-shaped man to bounce around inside of it like a dry bean in a tin can being kicked down the road.
Garak is a kind man. Instead of simply using the life debt I gave him to perform some great act of patriotism for Cardassia, he is simply using me as a stress-relief mechanism as a sort of indirect punishment for the federation's meddling in the greatness of his people.
This seemed like an old Whomp! comic. ''I have one more mission for you, Ensign. It will be a difficult one. Maybe even impossible. You will need to dig deep into your soul to truly complete it. The mission is that you must love yourself. Good luck, Ensign. Also, tell the doctor you saw me chatting with a Founder. It'll be funny.''
I figured Anons would like this one. I made sure to save some of my face fur to make stick-on side beard to dramatically peel off during an intense moment leaving only a goatee that reveals I was actually my semi-evil clone.
>>154873342I own a bidet, you don't need this
This is a very true phenomenon that quickly emerged alongside my relationship to real life Bee. I am certain that if I were in deep coma following a traumatic vehicular collision, the only thing I'd hear in my slumber would be that little voice saying, ''That's a comic.''
Other me to me communications upon making mistakes include, ''You're just hankering for a spankering,'' ''Is this what they've been teaching you in clown college?'' and ''If I had a nickel for every time you disappointed me, I'd be able to afford the therapy you cause me to need.''
>>154873453This one's actually funny
Many feats of exceptional toddlers have been recorded, but none so gripping of the world's imagination as Little Arthur Floorslapper Hannigan: the first child in history who was walking before he was able to crawl.
This one was surprisingly risque. I respect it.All I'm trying to say is that I'm ready to do whatever it takes to make people pay attention to me, but I am too woefully elderly. I didn't realize until after a 12-hour stream on TikTok that flossing is actually some kind of dance and not the thing that makes my gums hurt.
Alright, truth time. I don't really run out of ideas. I have a big long list of ideas that Bee has helped me compile, but when I think about how I'm supposed to put ''taco bell and healthcare'' into a comedic, 4-panel context, I start worrying that I'm one nothing joke away from becoming a stand-up comedian 20 years after it went out of style.
>>154873342That's disgusting lol
>>154873477you don't have to do this ronnie...
please stop.
