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Anonymous

08/02/26(Sun)12:38:53 No.154877511

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Anonymous 08/02/26(Sun)12:38:53 No.154877511 Archived

AHH! MY SHIT!

MY BLOOD IS MIXING WITH MY SHIT! AIEE! IT HURTS SO MUCH!

SAVE ME, GWENSCHIZO! IT HURTS SO MUCH! IT SMELLS SO BAD!

THIS IS ALL SPIDER-MAN'S FAULT!!! I'M GOING TO DIE COVERED IN MY OWN SHIT! NOOOO! AGGHKKK!!!

*FART* *FART* *FART* *FAAAAAART*

*fart* *fart...* *faaaaaarttt....* aeighhh

Anonymous
08/02/26(Sun)12:41:12 No.154877545

Anonymous 08/02/26(Sun)12:41:12 No.154877545

>>154877511
He...stabbed him...with a turd log?

Anonymous
08/02/26(Sun)12:52:13 No.154877656

Anonymous 08/02/26(Sun)12:52:13 No.154877656

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>>154877511
You think you MJfags are so smart well guess who's on the cover of her sixtieth anniversary issue? That's right, it's...

Wait... what's this bar code doing there? TH-THEY'RE CENSORING HIM! THE WOKE LEFT ALLOWED PAUL TO BE CENSORED! SAVE US PRESIDENT TRUMP!!!

Anonymous
08/02/26(Sun)13:14:35 No.154877887

Anonymous 08/02/26(Sun)13:14:35 No.154877887

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Paul faked his death and retired to sunny Acapulco. His grave is empty.

Anonymous
08/02/26(Sun)13:28:15 No.154878051

Anonymous 08/02/26(Sun)13:28:15 No.154878051

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>>154877887
Carl and Herman tricked Paul into dying at Torment's hands while faking their deaths. Paul's grave is empty because half his corpse is in Herman's grave and half his corpse is in Carl's. The two men are laughing and sipping martinis in Acapulco, in a big oversized trenchcoat, with Carl standing atop Herman's shoulders.

Anonymous
08/02/26(Sun)14:06:11 No.154878541

Anonymous 08/02/26(Sun)14:06:11 No.154878541

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>>154878051