>*Ring Ring* *Ring Ring*>Hello, Moes Tavern. Moe Speaking. >uh huh, ok ill check.
>>154882818>Hey everybody listen up! >I wanna Sadie Enword. >Come on guys, Sadie Enword.
>Mike Hunt? Can anyone see Mike Hunt?
>>154882836Is "I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt", You stupid monkey!
Did he ever find the treasure of Ima Weiner?
>>154883330yeah but it ain't worth dick
>Hey anyone, Haywood Jamblomi!>Haywood Jablomi guys?
>>154882818Moes in Fortnite again right now. Serving drinks for that organization John Wick worked for.
>>154883798Kek
Are prank calls still a thing?
>>154883986On the simpsons? I don't think so. In real life? Probably not, it isn't really practical to call anybody anonymously anymore.
>>154883986yes they are stalker child, cease your felony harrasment and enjoy prison.
>>154884001more importantly, nobody has the patience to stick around on the call.Did you see the revival of Crank Yankers? Aside from the obvious problems of them sanitizing all the unPC elements (which ended up banning like a third of the characters), or the fact that people already recognize them because it was a huge hit show... you could tell that basically just workplace standards have changed so that you are no longer allowed to be on the phone with a customer for more than 30 seconds, period. Nobody plays along, nobody has fun..
>>154882832>lookin' for an Asian gentleman, Nyuh Guh!>....come on, are any one of yall a Nyug Guh?
>Is there a Harry P. Ness here tonight? I need Harry P. Ness!
guys this thread was fun. Ima give you a tiny moe bump.
>>154885332What a blackpill. Zoomer here who worked at a dead end Mexican restaurant, we did have one of the employees friends call to see if he was working to fuck with him. So that was something.I remember prank calling McDonalds on a smartphone when I was 9 with a few friends and the Spanish lady who answered the phone said she was going to call the police. We all just looked at each other, said sorry, hung up and didn't do that again.Everyone wanted to be Mordecai and Rigby from The Master Prank caller episode. Never really came to fruition. Maybe we were just bitch kids, iunno.
>>154883986Public phonebooks have long been out of print in physical form and have long been taken down in online form where I live, so I don't know who'd one even want to prank call. Some public place like a restaurant could work, but not individual people.
>>154882818
why didn't bart ever do this
